I had to use the dictionary for this one, so please bear with me!
I'm too
introverted when I'm sober. However, when I have been drinking, I can socialise with pretty much everyone. Unfortunately, when I meet these people when I'm sober, we have nothing to talk about and I imagine I seem pretty dull by then. I'm very shy
A second consequense of this, is that I am a very good listener, but I never tell anyone about my problems. I like to think that I will turn into a psycho, and go kill everyone who insulted me because of this (Actually, I don't).
The obvious solution to this problem is to be drunk more, but that doesn't work so well when you have exams, and a job to think about.
Schoolwork is also worrying, because I tend to not do things that don't interest me, unless I have a knife against my throat. This means that I don't do well in subjects such as religion and norwegian, but I do very well in maths, physics and ethics.
And I'm a notorius liar (Did you eat that cookie? No, of course not, what cookie?).