Re: The US Grand Prix
Here's my basic timeline I just came up with:
megla's US Grand Prix disaster timeline
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michelin: omgwtf our tyres are shit, if you go round the bank at full throttle they'll explode
everyone else: ok how about we put a chicane in before the bank, to slow everyone down
ferrari and FIA: **** off
everyone else: ok we won't race then so it'll just be you ferrari, haha fags
jordan (just after the warmup lap): oh **** it, we'll race anyway because we're dirty turncoats
minardi: omgffswtfhax jordan are racing! well we'll go out to try and get some points off them then
crowd: we've paid $80 and we're getting shit, we're off
remaining crowd: lets throw full beer cans onto the track!
What a load of utter bollocks.
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