[No Dachi]

Fluffie/Inspectre
No Dachi reels backwards from this succession of blows, though there is no sign of physical harm to his metaphysical figure. He steps backwards, disengaging from his attackers, before laughing cruelly. "Fools! You cannot defeat me! I can grant you your wildest dreams, or draw you into your darkest nightmares! No Dachi flourishes his right hand, then his left hand. On his right, on Inspectre's side, one of the portal doorways opens. Through it, Inspectre can make out a finish version of CoL! So close - just on the other side of the doorway! Meanwhile, on No Dachi's left side, next to Fluffie, another portal doorway opens. Through it, Fluffie can see a lush jungle planet, hanging in space as a bright green jewel in the barren space that surrounds it. Ios. Suddenly, a vast fleet of shjps appears, many of them looking as though they were made of scrap metal. Pirates! Missile streak out from the pirate fleet, spiralling downwards toward the planet below. Where they pierce the cloud cover, seconds later, is the epicentre of a huge mushroom cloud rearing up into the atmosphere...

Zappa
You Belgians and your...erm...Brussels bureaucracy.







...Damn