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Originally Posted by TheGoaT
what does that have to do with drag racing?
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There's a well-known mathematical relationship between penis size and the size of your 'machine'.
Basically, if you're driving around in a 10 year old Nissan Sentra, you're probably transporting most of your penis on the back seat.
If you've got any kind of pickup truck (there is a caveat in the equation if you use the truck for legitimate heavy duty work) then your penis is likely to fit in the cigarette lighter, possibly without touching the sides.
Having a 600hp truck that does a quarter mile in 10seconds puts you firmly in the 'is that a pack of Lifesavers* in your pocket
and I can tell you're obviously pleased to see me' category.
* Polos, UK-ers.