Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
I'm very hairy in the nether regions and I masturbate fiercely while plucking the hairs lodged around my asshole.
I also pick my nose, but I often take the boogeys and attach them to the wall. On every second thursday of the third week of the month, I scrape them all into a plate and celebrate by shouting "jihad".
I pee, fart and masturbate in the shower. The difference is that I get the fluids and use them to wash my body.
I also lie a lot.
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