Re: Fashion advice
In this thread we find out that all norwegians really are a little bit gay. Dress in a coal sack and claim you've just joined a hippy commune. It'll make for some more interesting conversation than "my your italian blazer looks expensive" "yeah i bought in a horribly overpriced store with money I couldn't really afford to spend" "well it looks really nice on you" "you would say that, you're a cheap whore" "that's right, wanna go have sex now?" "okay, hourly rate please?" "however much you spent on your shit jacket ahahaha" "oh well at least on my way home i might get eaten by a polar bear and forget about all this". Lesson number one children: never become a norwegian.
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