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Originally Posted by Wishmaster
qft
think most in subh hate me now tbh, cause I yell at the crashers, while the others say we should teach them how to not crash.
:facepalm:
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"ok well, have you heard of an alarm clock? no?
right...well, an alarm clock is like a normal clock, but you can set it to make loud noises at a certain time! crazy i know.
so the first thing you do is buy an alarm clock, then you need to set the time. set the time on your alarm clock so it goes off BEFORE eta 1 not after...i think this is where a lot of people go wrong.
you see, when you set the alarm clock AFTER eta 1 then its too late and youve already landed, this is why your fleet died.
So in order to not crash in the future you must
a/ buy alarm clock
b/ set alarm clock
c/ calculate attack using a
BATTLE CALCULATOR
d/ press recall button if youre going to die
Once you master this complex and secret trick of the trade youre well on the way to becoming a semi-useful planetarion player, congratulations!
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