Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"Our love is like a lollypop - we've licked it through"
In real life, back when I was a teensy weensy bit younger;
Girl: "We'll be in the shopping centre in an hour, see you there, don't be late"
Me: (Thinking about hour and half train journey and my current almost complete lack of funds and deep-seated hatred of shopping) "I can't make it"
Girl: "Oh, why not, you OK?"
Me: (Giving up) "I just don't want to walk around the shops all afternoon listening to you talking to your mates"
Girl "Oh"
Me: "Bye"
Girl: "Bye"
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