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Boogster · 15 Sep 2006, 01:09

1 pizza.

Put in oven. Turn oven up as high as it will go. Tap fingers for 20 mins.

Take pizza out, making sure cheese is golden brown and a little crispy. If it is not, PUT IT BACK IN, YOU LAZY SOD!

Eat. Have yourself an apple for pudding, and drink some orange juice (preferably a whole carton of Tropicana). This will go some way towards convincing you that you are eating healthily, but you will in fact just be working your way towards stomach ulcers.

I did this throughout university and it has helped make me the stunted little gnome I am today.

15 Sep 2006, 01:09	#11
Boogster I dunno... Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: manchester Posts: 1,502	Re: Simple Dishes 1 pizza. Put in oven. Turn oven up as high as it will go. Tap fingers for 20 mins. Take pizza out, making sure cheese is golden brown and a little crispy. If it is not, PUT IT BACK IN, YOU LAZY SOD! Eat. Have yourself an apple for pudding, and drink some orange juice (preferably a whole carton of Tropicana). This will go some way towards convincing you that you are eating healthily, but you will in fact just be working your way towards stomach ulcers. I did this throughout university and it has helped make me the stunted little gnome I am today. __________________ He shall drink naught but brine, for I'll not show him / Where the quick freshes are.