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Does laughing at this thread make me a geek?

It's not a good thing ( Proof Below )

Let G = geekiness - you are either a geek, almost a geek or not. values 2,1 and 0 respectively.
Let P = Penis Size
Let S = Sexual Voodoo
Let N = Chance of NOT getting laid

Herein: -

G * (P+S) = N

I get some at the moment... honest