Re: Children Missing
Lofts, surely, are dusty. Also they aren't convenient locations for when you get home from work and really need a sex aid. Sure you're horny now, but will you be when you climb a dodgy step-ladder, trawl through 'not used since the 80's' Trivial Pursuit boards and Screwball Scramble and realise that when you actually find your sex aid (after smashing your face off the rafters you didn't see because you're too cheap of a **** to buy a lamp) and that you have to wipe the cobwebs off it before you even get to the small matter of the wasp colony that's appeared inside it? I wouldn't.
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