Thread: Banned from dying, wtf?
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Unread 15 Dec 2005, 19:21   #15
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Re: Banned from dying, wtf?
They should carry it a little further.

1. It is illegal to die.

2. Anyone attempting to die will not have that death recognized.

3. Anyone who thinks they are dead will be defined by the government as actually being alive.

4. Allow the undead to vote (many of them do in Illinois anyway).

5. Allow undead candidates.

6. Elect undead representatives to the legislature to represent that area.

7. Drag the undead to the legislature and prop them up in seats.

8. Undead representatives wouldn't be able to initiate new stupid legislation.

Win-Win.
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