[hydridia]

If You're Happy And You Know ROID THE WOM

by stan-hyd

If you cannot find Ladybug, roid the VOM.
If the para is a drama, roid the VOM.
If the terrorists are in ely,
And your alibi is little really,
And your ships remain quite tieny,
roid the vom.

If the uni is quickly shrinking, roid the VOM.
If the noobs will soon be storming, roid the VOM.
We assert that might makes right,
Burning E is simply a delight,
For the empire we will fight,
roid the VOM.

If we have to many allies with us, roid the VOM.
If we think that someone's dissed us, roid the VOM.
So to hell with the distractions,
Let's look for the reactions,
Close your mind and take actions,
roid the VOM.

If alliance haking is growin', roid the VOM.
If your ties to it are showin', roid the VOM .
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
roid the VOM.

Fall in line and follow orders, roid the VOM.
For our might now knows no borders, roid the VOM .
Disagree? We'll call it moaning,
lets make naps not war this season ,
Even if we have have no reason ,
ROID THE VOM!