WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
I committed suicide: Ponder upon it in a sombre fashion.
I said I liked you: Be mightily surprised.
I kissed you: Pinch myself and wake up from a rather scary dream.
I lived next door to you: Probably say 'hi' to you every so often. Or something like that.
I started smoking: Not really be bothered.
I stole something: Right.
I was hospitalized: Oh dear.
I ran away from home: Oh.
I got into a fight and you weren't there: Er?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
Personality: What?
Eyes: Er...
Face: Hum...
Hair: Erm.
Clothes: I assume I have to have met you to answer these...
Mannerisms: See above.
[1] Who are you? I am Mushroom, destroyer of worlds, and small grains of corn.
[2] Are we friends? No.
[3] When and how did we meet? On the internet. You existed, and so did I.
[4] How have I affected you? You helped make me paranoid about having a roommate...
[5] What do you think of me? One of the more colourful characters on GD...
[6]What's the fondest memory you have of me? I'm sure it'd be some witty retort or other...
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? I doubt we'll be either, I suspect I'll always just be a vague acquaintance.
[8] Do you love me? Er, no.
[9] Have I ever hurt you? No...
FOR EVERY 1:
[13] Are we close? Nope.
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? Cynicism. If that's an emotion. Which it isn't. Oh well.
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? You could turn the thermostat down a bit...
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? I don't really know you well enough to judge... 5?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Erm. 'Ace'. Because it's 'Dace' without the D. And it's vaguely flattering.
[18] Am I loveable? I don't know you well enough to say. Outlook not so good.
[19] How long have you known me? I don't really know.
[20] Describe me in one word. Dace. Sorry, that's not very imaginative.
[21] What was your first impression? Yoda. I can just use my voice like that.
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? Hard to see, the future is.
[23] What do you think my weakness is? Betray you, your thoughts do.
[24] Do you think I'll get married? You don't seem like the marriage type, but I don't know you well enough... maybe?
[25] What about me makes you happy? The fact that I only know you in text, and I can read the bits I like
[26] What about me makes you sad? The fact that I have to read the bits I don't like to find bits I like...
[27] What reminds you of me? I was watching a programme about a fish called a speckled dace. And thought of you.
[28] What's something you would change about me? I'd probably make you 3'4" tall, just for fun.
[29] How well do you know me? Not well at all. In fact, I'm only replying to this out of boredom.
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Nope.
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? I wouldn't put it past you...