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Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!

Women made easy! In just 5 steps you can be a pimp daddy like JC. No matter how much of a geek you are for playing PA!

GD I present... Qazok's Bible. (c)

1st - Music is harmony.

2nd - Women use roughly the amount of a dogs IQ when making most simple decisions. Therefore, she is using about the same amount of logic as fluffly or rover.

3rd - Confidence is a must.

4th - Never let the impassive face of a women fool you, they're probably thinking the same thing you are.

5th - Every woman has a vagina, and that is equal to guys "thinking with the wrong head" to them.

-The End*

*Copies available by mail order only. Please contact 'the creator'** (heheh) for subscription details.

**Pun intended.
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