Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend
Tell her yeh, you understand that she loves you, and youll take her back if
1. She buys the house and agrees to marry you, but the house is in your name.
2. She agrees to take it in any orifice of your choosing at any time, wearing any outfit, no matter what, at your command.
Now if she goes through with this, face it, you dont have a wife, you have a bitch. Youll be living the dream, a rich woman that will do anything for you. Yeh, she might be a bit clingy, but thats a tiny price to pay for having a trophy wife that takes it up the shitter.
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It was matter for general remark,
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