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Unread 15 Nov 2006, 00:23   #20
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Re: Jesus rejected for Christmas

A talking Jesus doll that quotes Bible verses?

Maybe the Marines turned the dolls down because they did not want 4000 children to grow up with an unreasoning hatred for the USMC based on the unbelievably wankerish* present they got as a child.

"Did I get the Hot Wheels play set? Or the Bratz play house? No, I got a talking Jesus doll, and when I press his back he keeps telling me not to worship graven images."

Besides, you KNOW that within an hour Jesus would be naked and lying on top of 'secular harlot Barbie' (a popular toy south of the Mason-Dixon line).

* yes, its a word.
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