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Originally Posted by Yahwe
don't worry Blasto Demigod just 'conveniently forgot' the part where he has to pay her.
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Actually.. and thanks for mentioning it, you're looking at, lets see - about $50 for dinner, around $16 for the movies, maybe $15 worth of gas, about $3 worth of soap and about $18 worth of water used to take a shower, $5 worth of cologne sprayed on you, 'bout $8 worth of hair product, $3 worth of toothpaste..
Add everything up, that's exactly $118 cash spent on that date, not to mention the time wasted on her and the depreciation you just caused on your car.
So, if she's willing to just get paid $118 up front just to have sex with you, then that's even better. That way you'll have time to drink some cold beer with the boys and watch the New York Yankees during the play-offs.