Thread: A very accurate technique to getting laid on the first date
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Unread 6 Oct 2005, 06:57   #29
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Re: A very accurate technique to getting laid on the first date
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Originally Posted by demiGOD
Actually.. and thanks for mentioning it, you're looking at, lets see - about $50 for dinner, around $16 for the movies, maybe $15 worth of gas, about $3 worth of soap and about $18 worth of water used to take a shower, $5 worth of cologne sprayed on you, 'bout $8 worth of hair product, $3 worth of toothpaste..

Add everything up, that's exactly $118 cash spent on that date, not to mention the time wasted on her and the depreciation you just caused on your car.

So, if she's willing to just get paid $118 up front just to have sex with you, then that's even better. That way you'll have time to drink some cold beer with the boys and watch the New York Yankees during the play-offs.

You use $18 worth of water to go on a date? What do you do, fill a swimming pool up and go swimming in it?

Again with all the others - $5 worth of cologne? Do you use a hosepipe to drench yourself in it?
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