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Unread 29 Jul 2009, 07:28   #22
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Re: What happened with ct today?

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Originally Posted by HaNzI View Post
You rely on 3 inactive DCs who again rely on people to offer them their fleets!?! I can train a monkey to do a better job then that. And to prove im not just talking bullshit i will tell everyone how!

1)Buy a monkey
2)Buy the monkey a phone or an account on skype
3)Give the monkey everyones phonenumbers
4) When incs appear, you shout at the monkey: CALL MONKEY CALL, WAKE PEOPLE UP!!

See how i left out on how to teach a monkey how to use a phone/skype ?
ITS BECAUSE ANY SPASTIC CAN USE A PHONE/SKYPE

And with a little effort you can even train the monkey to send standard SMS like "Need your ships this tick, come online please - HaNzI the monkey king "
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HaNzI again."
****ING AWESOME!
Only people who do not wake up when called for are the once with too important things to do...or those who ignore PA by turning sound off.

CT DCing...amazing
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