*somewhere* I'm sure I have a USB vaccum kit thing - it's probably still in the car, but I'm SURE I took it to uni with me. Failing that, our vaccum cleaner is pretty powerful.
Someone else mentioned knoppix to me, but my answer was basically "wtf"
how difficult is that to sort out? download an image, burn it, stick it in the CD drive? or do I have to spend 3 days configuring for my blood type, hair colour, etc?