[Kaal Satori]

Reminds me of the drunk guy and the poisonous snake. I forgot where I heard it from:

A drunk guy was treated for three venomous bites from a Corral snake. He had been partying on a friend's lawn when he accidentally stepped on the snake, getting bitten on the left leg. He had no idea what the snake was, so he decided to take it to the ER with him. He got a glass jar and grabbed it to put it in, receiving a second bite on the right arm in the process. Upon being driven to the emergency room, he was then asked to describe to the physician on call what the snake that bit him had looked like. He scratched his head, whipped out the jar, and pulled the snake out to show the physician, receiving a third bite on his right hand.