Re: Children Missing
Kids should be fitted with an anti-paedophile can of pressurised sewage. It could be fitted with a camera, relaying pictures back to the parent. If the collar and can were removed, or the parent sees someone sinister from the camera, they could detonate the cannister, spraying the child and paedophile with sewage and putting them both of sex until they can have a bath. Unless the paedophile is a scatophile, then the child is, umm, f****d.
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