5 May 2006, 00:30
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 5,676
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Re: Person You Respect of the Month
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to read Alliance Discussions. I realized that they're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but Alliance Discussions do not. They move to an area, and multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way they can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Alliance Discussions is a disease, a cancer of this planet, they are a plague, and we are the cure.
Do you hear that, Mr. Furball? That is the sound of inevitability.
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