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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I would never say Americans are idiots, but clearly they are quite foolish for letting people like you freely interact with the outside world.
In Britain, we generally keep people such as you closeted away in places like Norfolk, Wales and Cornwall, where they can inbreed to their hearts content, and where they shall never be bothered by such concepts as 'the foreign', or the intricacies of modern society.d.
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America does have these kinds of places, it's called the Mid-West (Kansas, Nebraska, etc.).
I remember being in a BBQ restaurant out there once, when I was ordering, one of the other waitresses ran up, pushed the other one out of the way and, with a wild and excited look in her eyes, said
"Say, are you a foreigner? I've never met a foreigner before. Could you say something, I just luuuuuuuuuuurve your accent, it's just aaaaaawesome"
The other waitresses didn't say much, seemed to me they were just waiting to listen to my "aaaaaawesome" accent some more.
There are plenty of people out there that have never seen the sea. On easked me what it looked like, all I could think of was:
"Think of a lake, just bigger, much bigger. With salt in it. And fish, lots of fish."