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"I prepared the gammon by washing it"
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Now gammon is some sort of pig dish, correct?
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You pour the sauce on the joint
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This sounds sexual you pour sauce onto your pig joint. What else could it mean?
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I tentaviely gave her the meat
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Now this part is very clear.
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next time I think I would do some fresh cod
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Again with the dirty talk.
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Anyway is anyone like me who enjoy cooking and gardening and is taking an increasing interest in these areas?
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When I was young I also liked to "cook" (wink, wink).
As to gardening, at my age the last thing I want to think about is about things being "planted."