Re: Would be being born blind and deaf be that bad?
I would like to be deaf every night from the hours of midnight through 4am so I could avoid listening to the loud morons coming out of the pubs.
I would like to be deaf whenever an old person answers 'Just two teas dear' to my question of 'Smoking or non smoking?' (And possibly blind so that when I go to punch them in the face I would miss).
I would like to be blind every time I walk through the streets of a major city (or sometimes, shamefully, my own small town) so I don't have to bother supressing the urge to shout 'GET SOME CLOTHES THAT ****ING FIT YOU' at random people.
Yes, being deaf and blind would certainly have its advantages.
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