"acro's notes on prostitutes"
1. You aren't technically buying a prostitute if you avoid paying them
2. If you manage to get them really young then you decrease the odds that she's diseased (really young)
3. Much like cheating on your wife/girlfriend, using a prostitute is only wrong if you do it in the same area code as your wife/girlfriend (where you might be seen)
4. And by "area code" I mean "zip code"
5. And by "zip code" I mean "address"
6. If her english is poor, you couldn't communicate with her and had no idea she was a prostitute
7. If it turns out her english is fine, it didn't help because you are deaf
8. "I am the unluckiest person in the world, because everyone else does this all the time, and the 'first time' I do it, I get caught"
9. She's my niece, sister, wife, cousin, or usually granddaughter
10. No of course I wasn't pimping her. This hat? No, plumed hats are required headgear in my religion.
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