Re: Identity Confusion
Don't be silly qebab. Someone is going to notice the guy is looking even darker than usual if he is burned. Bound to be some uncomfortable questions.
No, what's called for here is a more tactful response. Probably something in the order of planting 94 rocks of crack in his car and, preferably while he is on his way to court*, push a homeless guy out in front of him. 2 birds with 1 large caliber stone, that's the Republican way!
*Black guy arrested on way to jury duty is just cliché enough to receive the kind of press attention that will ensure a quick and successful lynching.
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