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Originally Posted by Yahwe

In the beginning there was a GD and lo that it was full of crap. Those valiant warriors of posting who knew logic and thought fought hard day and night to keep at bay the forces of evil. Yea and they wore-eth many skins.

The wackos and the fanatics were driven back in the battle of evolution. The mindless and the stupid were dealt a deathly blow over abortion. Those who knew not humour and yet claimed to had their disguise and shit comics rent down and sundered.

Until it came to be that a perfect GD existed. Having defeated all that had assailed it. Yet in this time there arose a greater darkness. The insipid lies of those ghosts of failure who still remained.

And thus the greatest lie began. That GD now thriving; was judged dead.

The insidious power held by those bitter at their own defeat knew no bounds and it ate at the minds of the victors until the paradise they had toiled to build gave them no rest or succor.

The greatest test now lay before GD - realising that it is not dead.

this would hold more sway if every one of your posts wasnt sheer hate in a glass