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Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 16:59
Replies: 21
Views: 3,103
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: So this cat walks into my house

A cat come into our house if ever any downstairs window is left open, even those little ones that are above big windows (you know what i mean). One time I tried to chuck it out because I wanted to...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2006, 06:12
Replies: 261
Views: 21,278
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: travler

If you didnt know the truth then surely living the lie would be just the same as living knowing the truth. After all, reality is just our perception of the world. In other words, you would not know...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2006, 06:27
Replies: 261
Views: 21,278
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: travler

Perhaps you should take a step back and look at what you write. Note that you talk about God and 'the LORD' and their teachings, the life of Jesus and the Christian sins as statements of fact and...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2006, 18:12
Replies: 23
Views: 3,752
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Yahwe Explains ... Defamation

Okay, so 2 years ago some horrible woman at my work accused me of assaulting her on the bus home from work, as well as accusing me of attacking her with a broom (bizarre) while at work (which she got...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2006, 11:15
Replies: 30
Views: 2,618
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: looking for a word

A charlatan?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 05:31
Replies: 34
Views: 3,376
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Crazy house mate

You should have had more sex with him
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 01:58
Replies: 28
Views: 3,005
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: So the police broke our window tonight...

Yeah that shouldn't be a problem. Like I say just go to the station and have a word.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 01:56
Replies: 58
Views: 5,760
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: dumbest injury

I once became curious as to what a flame smelled like. That was a little silly looking back on it. I also once, in an attempt to avoid my dog who was inconvineintly lying in an open doorwar,...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 01:40
Replies: 28
Views: 3,005
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: So the police broke our window tonight...

They are fine to break your window - I'm guessing they knocked and got no reply? You will be able to claim the money to pay for it from them. They should have left you with a contact number,...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2006, 16:43
Replies: 45
Views: 3,714
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: No , Seriously , You must have that Bird Flu theyre all talking about

Actually the 1918 bird flu/spanish influenza pandemic killed mainly people aged between 25 and 35. The better their immune system, the quicker it killed them. I can't remember the precise reasons,...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2006, 18:56
Replies: 63
Views: 6,816
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: A man enters a bar...

I like a worthy bump.

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpost.php?p=3000670&postcount=19
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2006, 02:48
Replies: 41
Views: 3,868
Posted By HAL-9000
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 20:47
Replies: 54
Views: 4,805
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: GD is poetry!

I may be a tit but at least I'm abreast
Of the English language, so give it a rest.
It brings me much sorrow to see your reply.
A little suggestion - give rhyming a try!

Nantoz and tamponz...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 04:23
Replies: 54
Views: 4,805
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: GD is poetry!

Well, Mr Qazok, I have to admit
That poem you wrote us was mildly shit.
I may seem quite callous but clearly it's true
That only Green Spit is as rubbish as you.

I hope you enjoyed your...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2006, 05:20
Replies: 2
Views: 1,953
Posted By HAL-9000
Not sure if this is old but..

I thought some of you might appreciate this (http://www.youtube.com/?v=zfODSPIYwpQ)
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2006, 18:47
Replies: 47
Views: 2,923
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: What do you think of this

"ur fukken ded"

:o
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2006, 04:37
Replies: 16
Views: 3,024
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Caption Competition

"You were always on my mind", Galloway assures angry constituency.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2005, 02:13
Replies: 55
Views: 4,351
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Dreaming

Isn't there a theory where deja vu occurs when something gets stored into your long term memory before being stored in your short term memory - this slight gap being enough to convince you that you...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2005, 17:16
Replies: 55
Views: 4,351
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Dreaming

Problem with this is, as said before, sometimes you wake up in the night and don't remember doing so. Maybe you find out that you woke up because someone saw you, or something, and they tell you the...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2005, 16:20
Replies: 55
Views: 4,351
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Dreaming

Apparently you only remember your dreams if you wake up during them. This makes sense. Why else do your dreams never seem to end? Because it hasn't finished yet? It also explains why you might...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Oct 2005, 16:45
Replies: 25
Views: 2,380
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Spartan Total Warrior

You know what? You are totally, completely, utterly right. :-) My mistake.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Oct 2005, 14:36
Replies: 25
Views: 2,380
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Spartan Total Warrior

Okay am I the only one who unlocked all the civs just by COMPLETING THE GAME?! What you're suggesting is akin to cheating and, in my view, pointless. As you have already stated, it also cocks your...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2005, 19:38
Replies: 43
Views: 3,572
Posted By HAL-9000
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2005, 18:22
Replies: 43
Views: 3,572
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Hi this is a POTW Thread

I'd like to nominate this post.

From http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpost.php?p=2946016&postcount=8



Thanks[/QUOTE]

Thanks[/QUOTE]
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2005, 23:32
Replies: 15
Views: 2,179
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: [Retard] End of the World

I think the lamb will open the seventh seal. You never know! (http://members.aol.com/Wisdomway/revelations2.htm)
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 02:52
Replies: 23
Views: 2,916
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Putting things in perspective...

Isn't this when people start believing in God? You gonna turn religious on us, s|k?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 02:35
Replies: 43
Views: 5,778
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: GD Frapper

Croydon's a borough of London, so put London? It does say 'city' after all...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2005, 00:02
Replies: 16
Views: 2,491
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Quick help

Supergirl? Flash Gordon?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2005, 11:57
Replies: 24
Views: 2,981
Posted By HAL-9000
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2005, 18:13
Replies: 42
Views: 3,671
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Singularity Due To Artificial Intelligence

Google turned this up. I have no idea about the validity of the arguments and can't be bothered thinking about them because I am hungry :-(
Forum: General Discussions 1 Oct 2005, 00:26
Replies: 47
Views: 4,615
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: A fat suicidal woman

Yah. Thats what I said? That I didn't like the fact that i have these prejudices....? What point were you trying to make, cuz your post has gone over my head a little I think. And of course I...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2005, 17:58
Replies: 47
Views: 4,615
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: A fat suicidal woman

I'm not sure why but when I see people of that size I can't help but dehumanise them. I guess I can't understand what it must be like to have that kind of (self-inflicted?) disability. I can...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2005, 23:47
Replies: 56
Views: 4,168
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: What is your talent?

I said that it is beyond him at the moment. As I said I am taking it from the point that he has never picked up a guitar before. I did not say that it was difficult. Bloody hell you're picky!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2005, 23:43
Replies: 56
Views: 4,168
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: What is your talent?

He has been playing guitar for no years and claims to be finding it difficult. Get some idea of your 'target audience' when saying things.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2005, 23:38
Replies: 56
Views: 4,168
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: What is your talent?

Well considering that the 'solo' uses 2 guitars, playing it with 1 guitar and having it sound decent is not '****ing easy'for someone who hasn't been playing for very long and is struggling. I have...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2005, 23:32
Replies: 7
Views: 1,795
Posted By HAL-9000
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2005, 23:16
Replies: 56
Views: 4,168
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: What is your talent?

I started playing the electric guitar 9 months ago, and am now at a level where I can play Sultans of Swing in its entirety fairly competently (yes, including the final solo). ...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2005, 23:28
Replies: 69
Views: 4,808
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: It Has to be said, its youre a muslim, youre praising allah like never before

I really have no idea whether anybody would have fired. Scary, scary time and it is unbelievable that it got that far. I think we can only guess what would have happened were concessions not made...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2005, 23:15
Replies: 69
Views: 4,808
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: It Has to be said, its youre a muslim, youre praising allah like never before

To be honest the idea of any developed country using nukes seems fairly absurd. Perhaps the only countries that would are those that would be governed by religious zeal, attempting to bring about...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2005, 23:01
Replies: 69
Views: 4,808
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: It Has to be said, its youre a muslim, youre praising allah like never before

Bah now I have to watch Dr. Strangelove again. Class.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 21 Sep 2005, 22:06
Replies: 4
Views: 8,897
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Wondering if anybody can help me..

Right wicked I'll go down to the local electrical store and pick one of those out tomorrow then. Cheers.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 21 Sep 2005, 21:02
Replies: 4
Views: 8,897
Posted By HAL-9000
Wondering if anybody can help me..

Righty. My laptop is connected to my amp via the headphone socket on the laptop to the amps 'CD-In' socket. When my laptop is plugged into the power socket there is a constant and rather irritating...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2005, 22:48
Replies: 78
Views: 5,425
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Britain tops world human rights abuses: Amnesty

Are you purposely ignoring what I said? Read it again...



Have I said what my stance is? As i see it I have not criticised the articles posted here either way - just Texans inability to put...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2005, 22:27
Replies: 78
Views: 5,425
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Britain tops world human rights abuses: Amnesty

People are criticising the US because they believe it to have been the perpertrator of far more (apparent) human rights abuses than the UK, and yet the article put forward the prospect that the UK is...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2005, 22:18
Replies: 78
Views: 5,425
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Britain tops world human rights abuses: Amnesty

I feel the difference comes from the fact that 1-X posted the article as part of a wider post and an attempt to discuss the article critically. The way that Texan posted this article was, as you can...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2005, 21:34
Replies: 78
Views: 5,425
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Britain tops world human rights abuses: Amnesty

Point taken, repper. Had a silly moment :-)



If you don't respect these peoples views why do you post on here? You can't gain anything from the views of the forum members if you don't care...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2005, 20:56
Replies: 78
Views: 5,425
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Britain tops world human rights abuses: Amnesty

Texan... Im confused. Do you really believe that your country has violated fewer human rights than the British? I actually find this incredible to believe. Our police officers shot dead one man...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2005, 15:57
Replies: 80
Views: 8,337
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Things to bring to uni

Dont forget a backpack or other kind of bag for carrying yer lecture notes, books and other shit in.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2005, 08:17
Replies: 26
Views: 2,593
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: One of the most impressing stories I know...

Germany occupied Hungary in March 1944, known as 'Operation Margarete'. As Theamion said, "learn your history".
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2005, 23:29
Replies: 9
Views: 2,017
Posted By HAL-9000
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2005, 23:20
Replies: 13
Views: 2,057
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Channel 4 now

It was the friend, wasn't it? The one he stabbed? Didn't he make up like 16 online personas? This was posted on here ages ago, I believe. The story, not the TV program :-)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2005, 11:58
Replies: 30
Views: 2,597
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Does Britian have a gambling problem?

How prudent would you suggest it is to live and earn money so that, instead of spending it, you can go to the cash machine once a week to check how much you have in there and look at all the pretty...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2005, 10:24
Replies: 29
Views: 3,063
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Fears

I'm sure this joke's already bean done but there ya go.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2005, 09:30
Replies: 29
Views: 3,063
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Fears

Once you die you are dead. You can't know you are dead, because you are dead. Obvious, I know, but worth remembering. Dying doesn't matter, living through suffering does. far worse than dying is...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2005, 23:07
Replies: 33
Views: 3,071
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Your most embarrasing moment, EVER.

I'd ****ed up my arm at the time and so was on some crazy painkillers that basically made my digestive system do its own thing.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2005, 19:07
Replies: 33
Views: 3,071
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Your most embarrasing moment, EVER.

Aye when I started flying aeroplanes I accidentally asked a military airbase for airfield information instead of a flight information service. They came back with a load of gibberish I wouldn't...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2005, 10:41
Replies: 140
Views: 12,540
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: London today

My brother is a Metropoliton police officer. He works Sutton and Croydon, sometimes he works up London. He has been told by his big boss man that he can search whoever he suspects as being a bomber...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2005, 11:56
Replies: 104
Views: 6,691
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: General Hostility Towards Americans

Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom, not Great Britain (United Kingdom being Britain and Northern Ireland, don't ask me why).

Wales is technically not a country but a principality. ...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2005, 07:03
Replies: 35
Views: 2,668
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Suggestions on Wall Decorations

I have This (http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgph0136.jpg), This (http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_9840.jpg), This (http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgmp0313.jpg), This...
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2005, 21:33
Replies: 39
Views: 3,774
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: idimmu thread

But when I hold my mouse cursor over idis green blobs it tells me that I should try to be more like him. What should we all do?!
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2005, 14:22
Replies: 38
Views: 3,306
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: The catchy tunes of the moment

Michael Jackson or George Michael?

For me,

Quiet Riot - Cum On Feel The Noize
The Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Love

Rockin right now!
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2005, 21:18
Replies: 31
Views: 4,066
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Girls (opinion)

I had a girl say that to me once. We then proceeded back to her house where I got inside her knickers. She was a slut though, so may not count?
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2005, 17:10
Replies: 15
Views: 2,769
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Smartphones

My friend had Windows on his mobile phone. It kept crashing. Seriously.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2005, 10:27
Replies: 18
Views: 1,987
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: I'm on the air!

Didn't it sound like an advertisment for the Marine Corps to anyone else? Nice one though. Your voice is actually really cool. You sound like one of those voice actors for, I dunno, Splinter Cell...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2005, 20:54
Replies: 11
Views: 2,158
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: 3,6,9 , The Goose Drank Wine

It also features in Bob Marleys feature in UB40's Red Red Wine. Great song.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2005, 13:29
Replies: 100
Views: 8,435
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines

Surely, though, in dropping his barometer from the top of the building and timing it he is using a stopwatch or other device, as well as some form of weighing equipment to ascertain the mass of the...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2005, 16:46
Replies: 16
Views: 1,889
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: My opinion is better than yours.

It's all about whose perspective you are looking at it from. Chances are the other person feels that his opinions are better then yours. In his mind you are of a lower social standing. It would...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2005, 12:42
Replies: 31
Views: 2,639
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Creationism thread for 24/2/05

I believe the new Sauropod found in Argentina (the best description I can get of it is from 2000 and as far as I know it remains unclassified and therefore unnammed) is larger than the previously...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2005, 16:37
Replies: 51
Views: 4,550
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: What would your last meal be?

It is unlikely that english people would face capital punishment ...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2005, 14:41
Replies: 51
Views: 4,550
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: What would your last meal be?

Perhaps you are all ignoring the point I was making about you actually only having a $20 budget?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2005, 13:49
Replies: 51
Views: 4,550
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: What would your last meal be?

I watched a documentary on TV last night about that female serial killer, Aileen something - the person the film Monster was based on. For her last meal she had KFC. They gave her a $20 budget.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 18:51
Replies: 95
Views: 11,088
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

I would like :-) If you don't mind, of course!
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 17:47
Replies: 99
Views: 6,845
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: What the hell? You neg reped me!

What the hell? You neg ... 14 Feb 2005 16:43 At least with enemies you know where they stand, but with neutral, who knows?

This did :-( Someone considers me to be their enemy. I'm quite upset...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 17:39
Replies: 99
Views: 6,845
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: What the hell? You neg reped me!

What the hell? You neg ... 14 Feb 2005 16:23 suck my cock

This was neutral. Does mean I can choose not to?

Actually, what does the neutral (grey) blob mean when someone gives you rep? How...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 16:33
Replies: 87
Views: 5,095
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Valentine's Day

Seems it was the former. Lucked out there - cuz i cancelled it already I even got the money for it refunded! Twenty quid otherwise! :-O
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 16:16
Replies: 87
Views: 5,095
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Valentine's Day

I have no idea which of these is true. Too worried to find out! Perhaps if it is the latter I can sue for emotional damages...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 16:13
Replies: 87
Views: 5,095
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Valentine's Day

I ordered a rose to be delivered to my girl last week. I then cancelled it cuz I figured it would probably embarrass her as i ordered it to be sent to her work address by mistake. Forgot about it. ...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 13:35
Replies: 95
Views: 11,088
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

yes I understood this, but what I was attempting to convey was the notion that this may not be a case of social darwinism, rather something that has no benifits on the population. This things can...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 13:25
Replies: 95
Views: 11,088
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

Does there always need to be a requirement? Why are some people supersticious? It isn't genetic but taught, and there is no reason to be afraid of stepping on the cracks between pavement slabs or...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 13:18
Replies: 56
Views: 3,926
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Tearjerkers

Everybody except Sarina cried at that! She has a heart of stone!
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 13:16
Replies: 95
Views: 11,088
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

That touches on inheritance. How much is genetic and how much is learned? Perhaps this came about not through intuition on the birds part but because they are taught to do this by their parents. ...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 13:09
Replies: 95
Views: 11,088
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

Makes sense. Sort of like mulitple winglets acting outwards, though you'd assume that it would cause only a minor increase in lift as the forward component of lift generared by the companion birds...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 12:56
Replies: 95
Views: 11,088
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

Sounds interesting. I don't know about that - don't suppose you could explain it for me? (Sorry I'm interested in this sort of thing - I'm a pilot and I'm studying aviation technology at uni).
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 12:50
Replies: 95
Views: 11,088
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

Birds generally don't assume ideal conditions. In fact, wind is benificial for birds in many cases. Give a bird a 40 knot tailwind and it'll be soaring along! A sufficient headwind would also...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 12:42
Replies: 95
Views: 11,088
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

We are talking air speed here, not ground speed. A bird flying into a 40 knot headwind? It will be well over its optimum, I'd wager. Especially seeing as feathers are not exactly the most...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 12:38
Replies: 95
Views: 11,088
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

No it isn't. You get a significant increase in parasite drag at high speeds. At low speeds you get an increase in induced drag. You want to find a good balance between the two, which is dependant...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2005, 22:51
Replies: 56
Views: 3,926
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Tearjerkers

Ooooh Watership Down when Hazel dies along to Bright Eyes by Art Garfunkel. If you managed to keep dry eyes you are truly heartless!
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2005, 21:37
Replies: 56
Views: 3,926
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Tearjerkers

What's the betting they have Titanic when Leonardo Di Caprio dies? Everyone crying because it was only a film.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2005, 21:27
Replies: 56
Views: 3,926
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Tearjerkers

When Mufassa died!
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2005, 17:22
Replies: 95
Views: 11,088
Posted By HAL-9000
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2005, 17:14
Replies: 95
Views: 11,088
Posted By HAL-9000
The Science of Intelligent Design

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4248679.stm


It's hardly science, though, is it? Surely this is covered in religious studies or something of a similar ilk.


Absolutely rediculous. ...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2005, 14:01
Replies: 99
Views: 6,845
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: What the hell? You neg reped me!

My god! I just got neg-repped by someone who didn't post a reason OR their name for this post: http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?p=2472511#post2472511

Look at the date of it. What the...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2005, 17:52
Replies: 36
Views: 2,592
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear

"If a 747 can glide, surely Jonathon Ross can!"

Good logic. I'm confused...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2005, 01:06
Replies: 64
Views: 4,851
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Image puzzle

haha yeah good point. The bjc is actually slightly higher than the ny. In school they taught me to read from top to bottom.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2005, 01:00
Replies: 64
Views: 4,851
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Image puzzle

Microsoft photo editor works absolutely fine playing about with the brightness, contrast, gamma, and the other funny little options.

I don't get 11. It says bjcnyy.htm, but that brings up an...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2005, 00:57
Replies: 64
Views: 4,851
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Image puzzle

10 is very hard/ Rediculously impossible. Anyone help me?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2005, 00:53
Replies: 64
Views: 4,851
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Image puzzle

It does indeed. Very clever these things!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2005, 00:44
Replies: 64
Views: 4,851
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Image puzzle

Tempted....to....neg-rep..........but won't! :-) I'm nice really!



Highlight it. Someone mentioned that earlier I believe.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2005, 00:42
Replies: 64
Views: 4,851
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Image puzzle

Yeah what he said. I got mixed up with 6 and 7.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2005, 00:39
Replies: 64
Views: 4,851
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Image puzzle

Right click the image. The name of the image (in the image properties) is the answer. Same with number 7. Scary ghose made lame? WTF? I'm confused.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2005, 23:38
Replies: 64
Views: 4,851
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Image puzzle

Perhaps it is difficult on my laptop screen...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2005, 23:35
Replies: 64
Views: 4,851
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Image puzzle

Stage three clearly has no writing... or am I just stupid?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2005, 00:41
Replies: 34
Views: 2,075
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: american christians, could you explain???

I was trying you point out to JJ that he meant to make an oath, not to use foul language, as I got the impression that he'd misunderstood perle's post. You're right, though.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2005, 00:26
Replies: 34
Views: 2,075
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: american christians, could you explain???

To be honest I think this is a fairly good question. If it had been brought up by someone more respected in the forums and with a slightly better writing style I have few doubts that there wouldn't...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2005, 00:18
Replies: 34
Views: 2,075
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: american christians, could you explain???

I think he means swear as in making an oath, e.g., "I swear by almight God that I'll never do that again", etc.

Is a good point, to be honest. Swearing on the bible does seem to be a blesphemy...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2005, 16:44
Replies: 16
Views: 2,362
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Does reputation reflect the quality of posts?

Might be fun for people to view the comments of any post or thread?
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2005, 15:47
Replies: 16
Views: 2,362
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Does reputation reflect the quality of posts?

I think giving a reason for reputation should be mandatory and (if anyone is so anal) have the right for a mod to revert someones rep in the case of, say, a negative rep point that the user feels was...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2005, 04:31
Replies: 49
Views: 4,271
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: fat disease?

Thermodude. You seem to have misunderstood my post entirely. At no point did I insult people for being overweight. I insulted people who are fat who have attitudes as I stated. People who moan...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2005, 15:15
Replies: 38
Views: 2,777
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Middle Names Thread

My middle name is 'Alexander'. My parents should be shot.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2005, 15:09
Replies: 9
Views: 1,576
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Learn to Earn $10,000/month !

You rock, man. Can I have your babies?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2005, 14:56
Replies: 49
Views: 4,271
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: fat disease?

People complaining that they are fat and yet make no effort to do anything about it is equally as annoying, in my opinion, as people blaming their weight on factors outside of their control. There...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2005, 14:09
Replies: 22
Views: 2,813
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: For anyone who has to use London Underground.

I find that if you are polite to people, even if they are the aggressors, you will tend to have a much better conversation! I needed to get the train on Monday but the train pulled in just as I got...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2005, 22:00
Replies: 22
Views: 2,770
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: JammyJims Series of Unfortunate Events

Well this is me considering the future. Is it working? Would you buy me?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2005, 21:55
Replies: 16
Views: 1,914
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Has anyone else done this?

Cool 2 for 1.

K now I'm REALLY confused!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2005, 21:54
Replies: 22
Views: 2,770
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: JammyJims Series of Unfortunate Events

I'm feeling hungry. Oh and just worked out what you meant (I'm a little slow off the mark today). Not sure the 9000 in mah name is anything to do with date of mainstream....ness...?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2005, 21:51
Replies: 22
Views: 2,770
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: JammyJims Series of Unfortunate Events

Well at the moment I'm confused. Does that count?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2005, 21:36
Replies: 16
Views: 1,914
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Has anyone else done this?

I wasn't even ill. It could come onto you at ANY TIME without warning! You have been warned... this is why I now wear vacuum sealed, rubber underwear.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2005, 21:32
Replies: 16
Views: 1,914
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Has anyone else done this?

My pleasure. Oh, and remember: IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2005, 21:30
Replies: 22
Views: 2,770
Posted By HAL-9000
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2005, 21:29
Replies: 16
Views: 1,914
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Has anyone else done this?

Yes. I was shopping at the time. Wasn't funny.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2005, 21:27
Replies: 22
Views: 2,770
Posted By HAL-9000
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2005, 21:24
Replies: 22
Views: 2,770
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: JammyJims Series of Unfortunate Events

How come nobody here can spell 'embarrassing' properly?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2004, 22:17
Replies: 6
Views: 1,612
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: 2001: A Space Oddessey

Yeah generally you have to make a link between the beginning of the film, with the apes being evolved into man, and the ending, with a man being evolved into a starchild. Basically, the powers that...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2004, 23:49
Replies: 41
Views: 5,289
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Did the Apollo program successfully complete its mission??

Wonder how many people actually counted the number of words in that line. I know I did :-/
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2004, 16:43
Replies: 41
Views: 5,289
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Did the Apollo program successfully complete its mission??

There was a BBC documentary on this subject last year where they took every single shred of evidence the conspiracy theorists had for man not landing on the moon and basically ripped it all to...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2004, 15:48
Replies: 40
Views: 3,168
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: hypothetical question

Baby
Love really hurts without you
Love really hurts without you
And it's breaking my heart
But what can I do?

Baby
Love really hurts without you
Love really hurts through and through
And...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2004, 19:37
Replies: 40
Views: 3,168
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: hypothetical question

What is it they say? "Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all". I think that as long as you have fond memories and enjoyed the relationship, there is no reason not to go for...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2004, 15:33
Replies: 139
Views: 14,025
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Univeristy

How can ANYONE put down Leeds?! I'm in my second year there and it's f**king awesome. The nightlife is absolutely ace and caters to all tastes. Doesn't have to be expensive if you know where...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jul 2004, 21:46
Replies: 7
Views: 2,180
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Where to buy a customised pc?

www.nethighstreet.com

It's good, cheap, delivery is fast and all is hunky dory. Only problem is that there is no option of financing of any kind. You have to pay the whole lot straight up before...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2004, 21:56
Replies: 58
Views: 4,209
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Harry Potter Book six name revealed

Yes she is. But she's not a bloke and so 'prince' would possibly be a slightly unsuitable name.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2004, 13:00
Replies: 61
Views: 3,700
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: How Did I Miss This??

This probably sounds thick and all but what on earth is an avatar?! I keep seeing them mentioned but have no idea what the hell they are!!
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2004, 00:23
Replies: 15
Views: 4,808
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Prolly been posted about before but

43.7 kilobits per second

Communications 43.7 kilobits per second
Storage 5.3 kilobytes per second
1MB file download 3.2 minutes
Subjective rating Slow


I rock.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2004, 16:23
Replies: 6
Views: 1,329
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: good place to get music singles

I use winmx (www.winmx.com). Works well for me.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2004, 19:08
Replies: 17
Views: 2,526
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Physics Problem, some lateral thinking required :(

Degrees of latitude run parallel to each other. They are all of the same distance apart and measured from the angle between the centre of the earth to the equator and the position north or south of...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2004, 10:49
Replies: 8
Views: 1,874
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Excel Question relating to if statements

A = (A^0.5)^2 will make a negative A positive and a positive A remain positive. Useful?

Edit: Trying this in excel it seems to struggle. Not sure why. Probably a way around it though.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2004, 18:07
Replies: 50
Views: 4,598
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Music acquirage tastic. You have about one hour, etc

Andy Williams - Can't Take My Eyes Off You
Beach Boys - Good Vibrations
Beach Boys - I Get Around
Beatles - Can't Buy Me Love
Beatles - Help
Beatles - I Feel Fine
Beatles - She Loves You
Billy...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2004, 12:36
Replies: 71
Views: 4,348
Posted By HAL-9000
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2004, 10:30
Replies: 71
Views: 4,348
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: He started it

Hmm you mean that Eastenders got it wrong?!!!

Slightly off-topic, but, blimey, you've made a rediculous number of posts! You have too much time on your hands?
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2004, 09:53
Replies: 71
Views: 4,348
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: He started it

Hmm I looked through a couple of times and still can't find this post of Dantes...probably cuz I'm tired.....

The life imprisonment thing.. I like our criminal justice system and I am not a fan...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2004, 00:05
Replies: 71
Views: 4,348
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: He started it

I'd like to ask the people that support revenge for their take on a simple possibility.

Say that war broke out between two developed nations both of whom weild enough nuclear power to destroy the...
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2004, 23:12
Replies: 172
Views: 14,301
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: What psychological oddities do you have?

The Daddy Long-Legs or Crane-Fly, as it is also known, actually has the most deadly venom of all known animals. Its venom is, in fact, more potent than that of the Black Widow spider. Whether this...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2004, 14:50
Replies: 22
Views: 3,314
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: My ribs hurt...

When I was 10 I had something similar to this. I went to the doctors and was told I could have a punctured lung so I had all stuff that I can't remember done to me to determine if this was in fact...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2004, 23:32
Replies: 11
Views: 1,554
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: cool game

Level 3 - 722 Points

The bomb thing on level 3 really pisses me off!

Make that Level 3 - 1084 points - - - 2 balls left on the table and the cue ball bounces off one of them into that BLOODY...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2004, 15:19
Replies: 28
Views: 2,815
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Spyware, again.

I had the exact same thing with the porn diallers and the retarded number of pup-ups (like 62 in the space of less than 5 seconds at one point).

Managed to sort it out though. Can't remember...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2004, 15:29
Replies: 73
Views: 4,595
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: This stupid wall in the Middle East

Yes...perhaps some form of roof is in order...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2004, 14:47
Replies: 73
Views: 4,595
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: This stupid wall in the Middle East

China. Their wall worked pretty well at keeping people out.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2004, 14:24
Replies: 11
Views: 1,813
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Are return flights cheaper than one-way flights?

What you have to consider is that there is more than 1 airline. If people were to simply buy singles each way then there is a possibility that they may use a rival airline to return. If they like...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2004, 16:20
Replies: 42
Views: 2,832
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Worst Forum on the Internet

Those forums are retarded: highlight the peoples names and just carry on highlighting a little way across....

And which of you did the '8' posts?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2003, 15:42
Replies: 20
Views: 3,347
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Worst thing that could have happened at christmas...

Be careful with corsadil. Not only does it stain as has already been mentioned, but it also affects your sense of taste - as in it destroys it. Only for like a day. As in you use it then for the...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Dec 2003, 21:40
Replies: 16
Views: 1,514
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: stalker songs

Michael Jackson - You Are Not Alone (obvious reasons)
Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger ("and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night, and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger")...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 23:53
Replies: 49
Views: 6,123
Posted By HAL-9000
I leave for uni tomorrow morning hoohaa

I leave for uni tomorrow morning hoohaa
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 21:32
Replies: 15
Views: 4,434
Posted By HAL-9000
2004-2006?!!! Surely if another world war began...

2004-2006?!!! Surely if another world war began it would be more like 22/7/2004 9:30 - 22/7/2004 9:50 war???
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 20:31
Replies: 15
Views: 3,350
Posted By HAL-9000
Question: Is there a cure for laziness? ...

Question: Is there a cure for laziness?
Answer: Sweden say's 'no'.

The 'joke' is that swedish people say they are lazy. Not very funny hence nobody can see the funny.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 17:07
Replies: 81
Views: 6,954
Posted By HAL-9000
Aviation Technology with Pilot Studies. My...

Aviation Technology with Pilot Studies. My course owns yours!
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 13:43
Replies: 20
Views: 4,204
Posted By HAL-9000
Perhaps the fact that it is false is in fact the...

Perhaps the fact that it is false is in fact the made-up fact. After all it is a fact that is being stated on the internet, and as this website suggests, these are generally false....
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 15:34
Replies: 29
Views: 4,200
Posted By HAL-9000
You can walk my path, you can wear my shoes, then...

You can walk my path, you can wear my shoes, then talk like me and be an angel too.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 13:18
Replies: 26
Views: 4,102
Posted By HAL-9000
Ingrown nipples

Ingrown nipples
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 20:33
Replies: 27
Views: 3,301
Posted By HAL-9000
Fazer 1000. I win.

Fazer 1000. I win.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 01:40
Replies: 25
Views: 4,257
Posted By HAL-9000
The best cure by far is to read. When I was...

The best cure by far is to read. When I was younger i suffered from extreme insomnia for a year and a half. I quite literally was lucky if i got an hours sleep a week. I have therefore got a...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 00:41
Replies: 21
Views: 3,416
Posted By HAL-9000
Neither have i :/. 1 Week before I gotta be...

Neither have i :/. 1 Week before I gotta be there too. Getting a little worried now.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2003, 13:14
Replies: 13
Views: 3,912
Posted By HAL-9000
There is a Zulu google....ZULU?!!!!!!

There is a Zulu google....ZULU?!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 14:39
Replies: 56
Views: 7,204
Posted By HAL-9000
Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night

Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 14:27
Replies: 20
Views: 3,560
Posted By HAL-9000
In the words of A-Ha, living's in the way we die.

In the words of A-Ha, living's in the way we die.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 12:52
Replies: 2
Views: 2,411
Posted By HAL-9000
You didn't mention the chocolate sprinkles OMG!

You didn't mention the chocolate sprinkles OMG!
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 12:48
Replies: 20
Views: 3,560
Posted By HAL-9000
You read the quote?

You read the quote?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 12:04
Replies: 21
Views: 4,542
Posted By HAL-9000
Key his car fs!

Key his car fs!
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 11:59
Replies: 31
Views: 4,917
Posted By HAL-9000
Is this a nuclear warhead I see before me?

Is this a nuclear warhead I see before me?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 11:58
Replies: 56
Views: 7,204
Posted By HAL-9000
Joe Jackson - Stepping Out

Joe Jackson - Stepping Out
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 11:58
Replies: 9
Views: 2,987
Posted By HAL-9000
OMG i literally laughed out loud. God help me.

OMG i literally laughed out loud. God help me.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 11:08
Replies: 17
Views: 3,654
Posted By HAL-9000
I recall something about the owner of a car suing...

I recall something about the owner of a car suing a deceased mans relavtives because the bloke, when jumping out of the WTC, didn't curl up into a ball in order to minimise damage to the car on which...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 11:01
Replies: 20
Views: 3,560
Posted By HAL-9000
Flying is the greatest thing in the world.

Flying is the greatest thing in the world.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 23:55
Replies: 28
Views: 4,057
Posted By HAL-9000
It saves automatically (cookies, my friend).

It saves automatically (cookies, my friend).
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 23:36
Replies: 28
Views: 4,057
Posted By HAL-9000
Actually i completed it about 10 minutes after...

Actually i completed it about 10 minutes after writing that last post. Unlucky.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 18:38
Replies: 28
Views: 4,057
Posted By HAL-9000
Argh 35 is impossible ffs! Apparently not -...

Argh 35 is impossible ffs!

Apparently not - on 38 now - 36 is stupid one of the blocks is broken
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 17:49
Replies: 28
Views: 4,057
Posted By HAL-9000
On 35 - 'Tis boring but ooooh so addictive

On 35 - 'Tis boring but ooooh so addictive
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 02:00
Replies: 7
Views: 2,856
Posted By HAL-9000
D:Ream - Things Can Only Get Better

D:Ream - Things Can Only Get Better
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 16:05
Replies: 217
Views: 14,333
Posted By HAL-9000
There is a law stating that any immigrants should...

There is a law stating that any immigrants should remain in their nearest safe neighbour. In our case the majority of immigrants come here after crossing many borders and arrive from France - STAY...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 15:45
Replies: 217
Views: 14,333
Posted By HAL-9000
Lib Dems - no more tuition fees ahoy!

Lib Dems - no more tuition fees ahoy!
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 15:43
Replies: 29
Views: 4,128
Posted By HAL-9000
Ahh I spy one comma and a full-stop at the end.

Ahh I spy one comma and a full-stop at the end.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 15:42
Replies: 217
Views: 14,333
Posted By HAL-9000
Bah don't start talking about that goddamn idiot....

Bah don't start talking about that goddamn idiot. How the hell did he get voted in for a second term?! I'da thought the petrol problem and the continued strikes by the rail network, the tube...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 15:35
Replies: 217
Views: 14,333
Posted By HAL-9000
Immigrants come here and sponge off of us,...

Immigrants come here and sponge off of us, getting given a house, free healthcare and no need to pay taxes. The fact that they are illegal means they generally can't get a job so they turn to crime,...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 12:45
Replies: 217
Views: 14,333
Posted By HAL-9000
If the immigrants don't torch themselves we...

If the immigrants don't torch themselves we should torch them ourselves. Bloody scrounging bastards.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 14:43
Replies: 6
Views: 3,966
Posted By HAL-9000
I have the head of a baby alligator and a dead...

I have the head of a baby alligator and a dead and mounted Attacs Atlas Moth (biggest moth in the world = very cool).
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 18:09
Replies: 38
Views: 3,559
Posted By HAL-9000
You need an anecdote not a joke pah

You need an anecdote not a joke pah
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 17:55
Replies: 19
Views: 4,041
Posted By HAL-9000
You scored 6 correct out of 50. 40 - 50:...

You scored 6 correct out of 50.

40 - 50: Wow! You know more than a minister, priest, or rabbi!

30 - 39: Congratulations! Better informed than most Americans

20 - 29: Passing Grade

10 -...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 17:32
Replies: 13
Views: 3,130
Posted By HAL-9000
www.amazon.co.uk

www.amazon.co.uk
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 13:55
Replies: 14
Views: 3,213
Posted By HAL-9000
:ninja:_______________________:nv:

:ninja:_______________________:nv:
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 13:00
Replies: 35
Views: 4,915
Posted By HAL-9000
I actually find when they come up and ask for my...

I actually find when they come up and ask for my phone number a good indication.......maybe I am wrong here?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 12:56
Replies: 26
Views: 3,463
Posted By HAL-9000
Well i did reply but he ignored meh :-(

Well i did reply but he ignored meh :-(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 01:37
Replies: 26
Views: 3,463
Posted By HAL-9000


Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 01:35
Replies: 12
Views: 3,640
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Hmm....

Scorpions learnt how to use telephones? I'd simply hang up - problem solved. I'd then get the anti-snake people on the phone and get em to come over and kick some arse. Then again I'd actually...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 01:51
Replies: 14
Views: 3,311
Posted By HAL-9000
Wish that bloody french seagull had died instead...

Wish that bloody french seagull had died instead fs
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 01:45
Replies: 14
Views: 3,311
Posted By HAL-9000
Bright eyes, burning like fire Bright eyes,...

Bright eyes, burning like fire
Bright eyes, how can you close and fail?
How can the light that burned so brightly,
Suddenly burn so pale?
Bright eyes
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 01:26
Replies: 14
Views: 3,311
Posted By HAL-9000
Watership Down has rabbits in, too!

Watership Down has rabbits in, too!
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 01:22
Replies: 75
Views: 9,306
Posted By HAL-9000
Too much effort

Too much effort
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 01:21
Replies: 75
Views: 9,306
Posted By HAL-9000
I'm tired

I'm tired
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 01:16
Replies: 8
Views: 2,545
Posted By HAL-9000
Stuff everyone else. Do things for yourself and...

Stuff everyone else. Do things for yourself and to hell with who you upset unless it'll affect you in an adverse way.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 01:11
Replies: 7
Views: 2,600
Posted By HAL-9000
I got a new bread board too :-)

I got a new bread board too :-)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 01:09
Replies: 75
Views: 9,306
Posted By HAL-9000
Oh well that's alright then. If God gave it to...

Oh well that's alright then. If God gave it to them what is all the fuss about? It obviously belongs to them is written in a book and everything!!!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 01:06
Replies: 7
Views: 2,600
Posted By HAL-9000
Yeh well I got a new tin opener so clearly I win....

Yeh well I got a new tin opener so clearly I win. (It is one of those that takes the entire top off the tin!!!)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 01:04
Replies: 29
Views: 4,425
Posted By HAL-9000
k

k
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 00:55
Replies: 29
Views: 4,425
Posted By HAL-9000
Weekend started alright - ended infinitely more...

Weekend started alright - ended infinitely more badly than I could have expected. Nuff said.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 23:11
Replies: 32
Views: 5,067
Posted By HAL-9000
I don't class myself as being the same as those...

I don't class myself as being the same as those people that set that bloke on fire, or raped and murdered that old woman, or (continue ad infinitum). I class myself as being better than they. I am...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 17:46
Replies: 61
Views: 8,797
Posted By HAL-9000
Bah give me a helicopter gunship and the...

Bah give me a helicopter gunship and the knowlegde to fly one without spinning around like an idiot when i try to land and i will be fine.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 12:47
Replies: 61
Views: 8,797
Posted By HAL-9000
But surely zombies cannot be killed anyway - they...

But surely zombies cannot be killed anyway - they are already dead or undead or whatever. Surely using tranquiliser would be more effective than trying to kill them? Or you could always just disarm...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 11:02
Replies: 37
Views: 4,313
Posted By HAL-9000
Perhaps fat women wear thongs because they are...

Perhaps fat women wear thongs because they are more comfortable? No need to worry about getting a wedgy, etc (constant wedgy you get used to it SO I HEAR).
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 11:00
Replies: 61
Views: 8,797
Posted By HAL-9000
You forgot teh farsight!!!

You forgot teh farsight!!!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 17:57
Replies: 22
Views: 3,474
Posted By HAL-9000
Perhaps it is saying that gay people are mutants...

Perhaps it is saying that gay people are mutants and abnormal and we should declare war on them....
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 10:14
Replies: 141
Views: 12,003
Posted By HAL-9000
I was actually taught that nothing we learn is...

I was actually taught that nothing we learn is 100% accurate and that chances are it's all a load of rubbish - my school defied convention?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 10:04
Replies: 10
Views: 2,704
Posted By HAL-9000
My dad has a Yamaha Fazer1000 and my brother has...

My dad has a Yamaha Fazer1000 and my brother has a Suzuki GSX-R600 - clearly own all your bikes. I have none though so I should shh.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 16:15
Replies: 114
Views: 12,531
Posted By HAL-9000
See knew there was nothing to worry about!

See knew there was nothing to worry about!
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 00:03
Replies: 18
Views: 2,913
Posted By HAL-9000
/me hums Rocky theme

/me hums Rocky theme
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 23:54
Replies: 114
Views: 12,531
Posted By HAL-9000
If she is pissed (drunk not angry) don't try...

If she is pissed (drunk not angry) don't try anything. Respect her and you will be able to respect yourself.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 19:17
Replies: 27
Views: 3,192
Posted By HAL-9000
Yes - when the titanic sinks the water gets into...

Yes - when the titanic sinks the water gets into the predators gizmos and electricutes him - is a great ending I would reccommend everyone sees this at least once!
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 18:46
Replies: 114
Views: 12,531
Posted By HAL-9000
If the situation feels right go for it. You will...

If the situation feels right go for it. You will know when it's the right time to make your move. If it doesn't happen make sure you arrange another time to meet up - preferably somewhere neutral...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 17:39
Replies: 25
Views: 7,496
Posted By HAL-9000
All these clubs praying for a miracle

All these clubs praying for a miracle
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 17:38
Replies: 114
Views: 12,531
Posted By HAL-9000
Then phone her and ask her if she wants to go out...

Then phone her and ask her if she wants to go out for a drink on Saturday - no more worrying about an ex now (also she will find it difficult to decline if you phone her - if you want to be nicer...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 17:35
Replies: 25
Views: 7,496
Posted By HAL-9000
OMG check out #92 - WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE...

OMG check out #92 - WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE AMERICANS?!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 17:26
Replies: 114
Views: 12,531
Posted By HAL-9000
Or you could do what that 16 year old in america...

Or you could do what that 16 year old in america planned on doing: Run her over then have sex with her corpse...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 17:24
Replies: 114
Views: 12,531
Posted By HAL-9000
It is all so easy - just ask the person you 'like...

It is all so easy - just ask the person you 'like a lot' if she fancies going for a drink with you after work - invite nobody else of course. Make it obvious that you like her but don't come out and...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 17:17
Replies: 15
Views: 2,827
Posted By HAL-9000
Defence of yourself or a loved one. Retribution...

Defence of yourself or a loved one. Retribution (if said person murdered a loved one, etc - an eye for an eye).
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 14:47
Replies: 24
Views: 3,510
Posted By HAL-9000
If Jesus were to be ressurected I think he would...

If Jesus were to be ressurected I think he would come back as an internet forum-browsing geek......possibly.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 13:45
Replies: 24
Views: 3,510
Posted By HAL-9000
Brian?

Brian?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2003, 00:25
Replies: 89
Views: 5,855
Posted By HAL-9000
I am forced to not strangle myself with my bare...

I am forced to not strangle myself with my bare hands...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 23:28
Replies: 89
Views: 5,855
Posted By HAL-9000
So why are you talking about Zars brother having...

So why are you talking about Zars brother having erection problems?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 23:24
Replies: 89
Views: 5,855
Posted By HAL-9000
Please explain this statement......I am confused...

Please explain this statement......I am confused now!
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 23:22
Replies: 141
Views: 12,003
Posted By HAL-9000
I think light is made up of tiny cannible gerbils...

I think light is made up of tiny cannible gerbils that wear tutu's. That explains perfectly why, reletivistically speaking, the speed of light is always the current speed of light no matter your...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 23:17
Replies: 21
Views: 2,995
Posted By HAL-9000
Point your gun at people and pull the trigger. ...

Point your gun at people and pull the trigger. Saving that, faking a collapsed lung may help you avoid death at the hands of the paint-firing squad.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 22:23
Replies: 89
Views: 5,855
Posted By HAL-9000
The trouble is, if he does end up working for an...

The trouble is, if he does end up working for an investment bank or whatever he may be making loads of money but he will very likely be seriously bored in his job! I got given an extremely good...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 22:06
Replies: 72
Views: 6,778
Posted By HAL-9000
An eye for an eye. A life for a life. NOT a...

An eye for an eye. A life for a life. NOT a life for an eye. That is not how it should work.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 03:42
Replies: 36
Views: 4,201
Posted By HAL-9000
Ugly people....you would have thought they would...

Ugly people....you would have thought they would have been evolved out of our species by now. Natural Selection is not working! I say we do a Hitler-esc job and gas all ugly people, thus simply...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 03:37
Replies: 89
Views: 5,855
Posted By HAL-9000
hahah no I am a real person and am gonna be a...

hahah no I am a real person and am gonna be a real pilot :/ I'll try not to kill anyone while I'm at it. Oh and well done by the way :-)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 03:31
Replies: 89
Views: 5,855
Posted By HAL-9000
So you are going to uni....

...but which one? I am curious. To all who got in to their Firm or Insurance choices, where are you going and what are you studying? And to those who didn't get it what are you gonna do now? ...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 14:05
Replies: 49
Views: 4,501
Posted By HAL-9000
The only decent thing in reloaded was the Ducati...

The only decent thing in reloaded was the Ducati 996. Not the scene - just the bike. A nice bike.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Aug 2003, 00:15
Replies: 141
Views: 12,003
Posted By HAL-9000
Just read learn some goddamn physics all you...

Just read learn some goddamn physics all you anti-einsteinians! What you think you are smarter than him?! Foolishness.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 23:57
Replies: 15
Views: 3,406
Posted By HAL-9000
It's that pub with half a thatched roof, innit.

It's that pub with half a thatched roof, innit.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 23:30
Replies: 141
Views: 12,003
Posted By HAL-9000
Perhaps an easier way of explaining it would be...

Perhaps an easier way of explaining it would be to imagine yourself in an extremely fast car. Imagine also that this car has a light-receiver which can actually measure the velocity at which the...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 17:22
Replies: 58
Views: 5,769
Posted By HAL-9000
First driving test I failed with 18 minors and 2...

First driving test I failed with 18 minors and 2 seriouses :/ (no dangerouses though).

Second driving test I passed with 9 minors woohoo.

That was back in october and I still haven't got a car...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 13:38
Replies: 52
Views: 5,363
Posted By HAL-9000
Strange how this thread suddenly died. Needs to...

Strange how this thread suddenly died. Needs to be revamped or something cuz as it is nobody is posting!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 13:11
Replies: 52
Views: 5,363
Posted By HAL-9000
That was a terrorble pun!

That was a terrorble pun!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 12:36
Replies: 52
Views: 5,363
Posted By HAL-9000
You are all so funny you slay me! Hopefully...

You are all so funny you slay me! Hopefully sometime I will get a decent stake in the comedy. Well I'll give it a bat anyway. I might use some cryptic puns. Whatever I do it is only...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 11:28
Replies: 43
Views: 5,050
Posted By HAL-9000
AHHhhh only duck should have the honour of...

AHHhhh only duck should have the honour of gracing this thread! Crispy duck in pancake thingy with spring onions (throw the cucumber away urgh!) and covered in that gorgeous sauce whose name i...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 11:22
Replies: 52
Views: 5,363
Posted By HAL-9000
Ain't that the tooth!

Ain't that the tooth!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 18:53
Replies: 61
Views: 7,381
Posted By HAL-9000
With the current ability to know virtually...

With the current ability to know virtually everything that is going on (especially something as big as creating a doomsday device in space) I doubt anything would be done. The outcome would be...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 18:46
Replies: 61
Views: 7,381
Posted By HAL-9000
Hmm very interesting. I was not aware of that...

Hmm very interesting. I was not aware of that (but then I don't study astrophysics so how on earth would I know?!). Quite a loophole if it were to be exploited!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 18:33
Replies: 61
Views: 7,381
Posted By HAL-9000
But the treaty forbids the detonation of nuclear...

But the treaty forbids the detonation of nuclear weapons in outer space. Construction is no problem whatsoever. However the country is not allowed to have the bombs detonated. Further (due to your...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 18:15
Replies: 61
Views: 7,381
Posted By HAL-9000
The trouble with those treaties, especially the...

The trouble with those treaties, especially the one forbidding the detonation of nuclear weapons in space, is that they prohibit the possible devolopment of possible useful technologies.

Take, for...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2003, 13:14
Replies: 53
Views: 6,173
Posted By HAL-9000
Yah ur clearly making this entire thread up (that...

Yah ur clearly making this entire thread up (that is, you know that softballs are in fact fckn hard, you know that football is soccor, you know that yank football is rugby, etc. and you are trying...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2003, 13:02
Replies: 53
Views: 6,173
Posted By HAL-9000
Neither are softballs - i suspect their name may...

Neither are softballs - i suspect their name may have come about as a joke, though it is a pretty unfunny one when u get hit in the face by a softball and have to spend the next 3 days in casualty.
...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2003, 00:01
Replies: 7
Views: 2,961
Posted By HAL-9000
Post Reminds me of the Al Qaeda suicide bomber...

Reminds me of the Al Qaeda suicide bomber training camp :ninjaa:
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 23:58
Replies: 53
Views: 6,173
Posted By HAL-9000
baseball = softball not cricket gah

baseball = softball not cricket gah
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 09:15
Replies: 28
Views: 3,732
Posted By HAL-9000
I have the Quantum Leap theme as my ringtone -...

I have the Quantum Leap theme as my ringtone - OWNZ0RZ j00 ALL!
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 15:42
Replies: 10
Views: 2,868
Posted By HAL-9000
One thing thay freaked me was when it was about...

One thing thay freaked me was when it was about half one in the morning and the same voice that whispers 'death' instead whispered 'Steven' in the same tone (my name if you hadn't worked that out...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 00:50
Replies: 31
Views: 4,296
Posted By HAL-9000
From what I have seen I would say most of it is...

From what I have seen I would say most of it is pink. Those who think it is brown have issues....
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 00:14
Replies: 9
Views: 2,792
Posted By HAL-9000
I fantasise about Basil Brush......what sex is he?

I fantasise about Basil Brush......what sex is he?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2003, 21:38
Replies: 28
Views: 3,415
Posted By HAL-9000
Hmm

Songs like Christina Aguilera - Beautiful eh?

You can try

Aqualung - Strange And Beautiful
Beatles - Hey Jude
Billy Joel - An Innocent Man
Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2003, 14:19
Replies: 32
Views: 5,305
Posted By HAL-9000
No. It is set now. 2003. Sorry to disappoint. ...

No. It is set now. 2003. Sorry to disappoint. There are no robot armies. No T101's. 'Tis not fantastic.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2003, 13:28
Replies: 32
Views: 5,305
Posted By HAL-9000
Perhaps. Won't be watching 3 very much though. ...

Perhaps. Won't be watching 3 very much though. Liked the way they mentioned having postponed the war, which gives credance to the film when in the second the war was to begin in 1997.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2003, 13:22
Replies: 32
Views: 5,305
Posted By HAL-9000
You must be joking it's nowhere near as good at...

You must be joking it's nowhere near as good at number 2!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 00:35
Replies: 22
Views: 3,562
Posted By HAL-9000
Yeh you were told specifically to read it all the...

Yeh you were told specifically to read it all the way through. This is why you did not find it funny.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 00:23
Replies: 12
Views: 3,241
Posted By HAL-9000
Well I saw something on TV about this roughly 2...

Well I saw something on TV about this roughly 2 or 3 years ago so I could always add 'old'.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 00:13
Replies: 12
Views: 3,241
Posted By HAL-9000
These go off pointing in our direction quite...

These go off pointing in our direction quite often actually. If they didn't we would not detect the gamma radiation they emmit.......

What you mean to say, I presume, is if one were to go off in...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 23:49
Replies: 3
Views: 2,364
Posted By HAL-9000
Well in all honesty (this from an anti-American)...

Well in all honesty (this from an anti-American) the USA would be well within its rights to send in troops and fight against the Liberians United for Reconciliation and Democracy. They have, in...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 23:36
Replies: 52
Views: 6,635
Posted By HAL-9000
The Times

The Times
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 00:07
Replies: 73
Views: 9,480
Posted By HAL-9000
Best gaming moment was when I first tried to...

Best gaming moment was when I first tried to fight a goblin in The Immortal (mega drive version not amiga). Those finishing moves owned all (/me has something for the one where you thrust your staff...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 00:04
Replies: 9
Views: 2,673
Posted By HAL-9000
Goto the library and get the book. A better...

Goto the library and get the book. A better experience and it's free. Who could ask for more?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 00:00
Replies: 9
Views: 2,673
Posted By HAL-9000
Try thinking of a movie that had Pacino and...

Try thinking of a movie that had Pacino and Floorboard in it. It will then make sense.

I make that 4 posts in under a minute - not bad at all
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 23:57
Replies: 9
Views: 2,673
Posted By HAL-9000
Ah but would it have been such a good movie...

Ah but would it have been such a good movie without Mr Pacino?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 20:49
Replies: 38
Views: 8,272
Posted By HAL-9000
I was mislead by the title of this thread - it...

I was mislead by the title of this thread - it suggested multiple burning teenagers not just one! I WANT A REFUND!
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 20:46
Replies: 16
Views: 4,064
Posted By HAL-9000
Lol you sould like my sister. I don't know how...

Lol you sould like my sister. I don't know how but she managed to talk me into writing her personal statement for her. Sly bitch. She did end up getting unconditional offers for all six of her...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 17:16
Replies: 8
Views: 2,694
Posted By HAL-9000
It is a proper digital video camera which records...

It is a proper digital video camera which records stuff to little tapes about an inch and a half long.
It's a Sony. About 2 years old. Not sure of the make.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 17:10
Replies: 8
Views: 2,694
Posted By HAL-9000
Yes to all three.

Yes to all three.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 16:47
Replies: 16
Views: 4,064
Posted By HAL-9000
Then again I might be wrong....

Then again I might be wrong....
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 16:42
Replies: 16
Views: 4,064
Posted By HAL-9000
No that would be yours sincerely.

No that would be yours sincerely.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 16:40
Replies: 97
Views: 8,044
Posted By HAL-9000
So flying based soley on what ya see is different...

So flying based soley on what ya see is different in an airliner than in a tiger? The speed perhaps - would make the airfields even more difficult to see. Or did you mean the books regarding...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 16:31
Replies: 8
Views: 2,694
Posted By HAL-9000
Tried - failed. The software claims the camera...

Tried - failed. The software claims the camera is not connected.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 16:27
Replies: 97
Views: 8,044
Posted By HAL-9000
Actually what i'm basing this on is the knowledge...

Actually what i'm basing this on is the knowledge I learned when flying my dads AA5B Tiger. Any more questions?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 16:24
Replies: 8
Views: 2,694
Posted By HAL-9000
A Techie Question

Is there anyway to transfer the contents of a digital video camera to my computer? This camera normally allows you to transfer pictures taken via the memory stick to the computer but I have no idea...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 16:21
Replies: 16
Views: 4,064
Posted By HAL-9000
If you began the letter "Dear Sir/ Madam" then...

If you began the letter "Dear Sir/ Madam" then you must end the letter "Yours Faithfully".

If you began the letter "Dear Joe Bloggs" then you must end the letter "Yours Sincerely".
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 16:09
Replies: 97
Views: 8,044
Posted By HAL-9000
And without your GPS you pick up these signals...

And without your GPS you pick up these signals by.....telepathy? I take it you have tried to find an airfield from a few thousand feet up? It is not as easy as it sounds if you have little or no...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 16:04
Replies: 97
Views: 8,044
Posted By HAL-9000
Firstly as I said earlier finding the place to...

Firstly as I said earlier finding the place to land would be the real challenge. This would mean finding an airport that will support your aircraft (I also suggested that without a GPS they are well...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 16:01
Replies: 97
Views: 8,044
Posted By HAL-9000
Ahh but did I say "Any fool can land an...

Ahh but did I say "Any fool can land an airliner"? Nope I said plane. And any fool can land a plane.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 15:55
Replies: 97
Views: 8,044
Posted By HAL-9000
Why would they not have their gear down?

Why would they not have their gear down?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 15:48
Replies: 97
Views: 8,044
Posted By HAL-9000
The real question here is could they have found...

The real question here is could they have found somewhere to land it. Any fool can land a plane. If the GPS was buggered they would have a bit of a job finding somewhere to put her down.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 14:33
Replies: 73
Views: 9,480
Posted By HAL-9000
Ahhhh syndicate! Yes that was an fantastic game....

Ahhhh syndicate! Yes that was an fantastic game. Loved the guaze gun. Actually what i really enjoyed was using that mind control weapon thing on civilians and police and enemy syndicate members,...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 13:47
Replies: 8
Views: 3,547
Posted By HAL-9000
I felt sorry for you so I decided to write a...

I felt sorry for you so I decided to write a reply.

Did you like it?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 13:44
Replies: 30
Views: 4,144
Posted By HAL-9000
I believe that it means you cannot have an...

I believe that it means you cannot have an infinite number of reloads of your gun (e.g. you have 30 rounds in one magazine and have only 4 magazines as opposed to having an infinite number of...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 13:41
Replies: 22
Views: 3,596
Posted By HAL-9000
That is very true but the figures for the number...

That is very true but the figures for the number that did not know who Iain Duncan Smith or Charles Kennedy were is surely proof of misrepresentation. Only 91% being able to put name to face of Tony...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 13:35
Replies: 22
Views: 3,596
Posted By HAL-9000
Seems slightly biased to me. These are people...

Seems slightly biased to me. These are people who are 11-18 and going to see top of the pops. Clearly they have only interviewed the stupid section of the teenage population. I wonder if they...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 15:50
Replies: 30
Views: 4,144
Posted By HAL-9000
A game on my old Atari STE had limited ammo clips...

A game on my old Atari STE had limited ammo clips (and was an FPS). It was called The Punisher. Great game. Much older than half-life and the likes. About ten years older actually...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 12:22
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
Depends what kind of water is in it. If the...

Depends what kind of water is in it. If the water is fresh then it will float. If the water has the same concentration of minerals in it as the sea water around the coast of France it would depend...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 01:34
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
Great minds, eh? (Look up).

Great minds, eh? (Look up).
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 01:31
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
What is mind trap?

What is mind trap?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 01:31
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
Ragnarak ur not supposed to remove the quote bits...

Ragnarak ur not supposed to remove the quote bits and the originally posted by bits. Norty.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 01:29
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
Does he do the night shift somewhere and sleep...

Does he do the night shift somewhere and sleep during the day?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 01:27
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
Surely they would hit the water (being off the...

Surely they would hit the water (being off the coast of france and not actually over land)?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 01:26
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
1 question before I go - are you glad you wasted...

1 question before I go - are you glad you wasted yer time writing that long answer only to delete it and write e,f,b instead?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 01:23
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
1.100 * the standard avoirdupois ounce to be...

1.100 * the standard avoirdupois ounce to be pricise. Well done. Too late for any more off to bed.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 01:19
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
Uh hum - Any other offers? (That means you are...

Uh hum - Any other offers? (That means you are wrong btw).
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 01:18
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
Any other offers?

Any other offers?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 01:13
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
Tacticus got that 1 hah ul frog. k What...

Tacticus got that 1 hah ul frog.

k

What is heavier - an ounce of gold or an ounce of lead? (Give an explination with yer answer too).
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 00:59
Replies: 1
Views: 2,698
Posted By HAL-9000
I had one with bacon, eggs and sausages, topped...

I had one with bacon, eggs and sausages, topped off with tomato ketchup. And butter ofc (I started a sentence with 'and' omg I have sinned!)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 00:55
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
There was a reason for this. Also the man that...

There was a reason for this. Also the man that requested the drink was happy that this was done. It was a real shotgun.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 00:50
Replies: 32
Views: 4,687
Posted By HAL-9000
I am fairly sure, 99.9999` % sure, that aliens...

I am fairly sure, 99.9999` % sure, that aliens exist...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 00:48
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
Damn you to hell! Okay here's another one. ...

Damn you to hell!

Okay here's another one.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender acknowledges and turns as if to get a glass of water. Instead of getting a glass...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 00:37
Replies: 51
Views: 3,973
Posted By HAL-9000
A man is walking down a country lane. The man is...

A man is walking down a country lane. The man is dressed from head to toe in black - black jumper, black trousers, black shoes, black socks, black balaclava, etc. Just for arguments sake he is...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 00:23
Replies: 67
Views: 7,242
Posted By HAL-9000
I believe Delphi is a female? Whatever it is, in...

I believe Delphi is a female? Whatever it is, in the Game Giants: Citizen Kabuto one of the characters is a naked blue woman called Delphi - that may have been your trouble I believe.

As for my...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 19:38
Replies: 17
Views: 2,719
Posted By HAL-9000
Does that evidence include the fact that when...

Does that evidence include the fact that when they wank on me or shag their bed their penises become erect and very, VERY visible? I would recommend that whatever books you are reading about cats...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 19:34
Replies: 17
Views: 2,719
Posted By HAL-9000
All of my cats have had their balls removed. 2...

All of my cats have had their balls removed. 2 of them masturbate on me (it is actually a very painful process) and the other doesn't. ALL THREE are extremely playful. If you have a cat on its own...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 15:31
Replies: 32
Views: 4,317
Posted By HAL-9000
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life!!!!

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 11:08
Replies: 21
Views: 3,175
Posted By HAL-9000
Go on email the poor pregnat 16 year old who's...

Go on email the poor pregnat 16 year old who's fridt (????) left her when he found out he was having a child with the stupidest whore in the area. Go on. She's getting merried in 2 months. Wish...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 23:07
Replies: 11
Views: 3,094
Posted By HAL-9000
001111001000001011111111 ofc ...

001111001000001011111111 ofc
010000101100001010000000
010000101010001010000000
010000101001001011111111
010000101000101010000000
010000101000011010000000
001111001000001011111111
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 21:14
Replies: 49
Views: 4,122
Posted By HAL-9000
DON'T FORGET YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!!!!

DON'T FORGET YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 13:22
Replies: 40
Views: 12,585
Posted By HAL-9000
Sometimes there will be a slight twist and then...

Sometimes there will be a slight twist and then it will go immediately back into position. If this is happening to you quite often go down the hospital and tell the expert there. I am fairly...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 23:40
Replies: 90
Views: 6,912
Posted By HAL-9000
OMG THAT WOULD BE A HORRIBLE THING TO DO!!!

OMG THAT WOULD BE A HORRIBLE THING TO DO!!!
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 23:25
Replies: 40
Views: 12,585
Posted By HAL-9000
Wan't pleasent for me either mate.

Wan't pleasent for me either mate.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 19:21
Replies: 23
Views: 4,104
Posted By HAL-9000
Yes full-time permanent in a central London...

Yes full-time permanent in a central London merchant bank.

Don't think I got it though.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 19:10
Replies: 23
Views: 4,104
Posted By HAL-9000
TEN MINUTES?!!!!! OMG mine took an hour and a...

TEN MINUTES?!!!!! OMG mine took an hour and a half!!! OMG!
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 18:48
Replies: 23
Views: 4,104
Posted By HAL-9000
Yup they did that to me.

Yup they did that to me.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 18:39
Replies: 23
Views: 4,104
Posted By HAL-9000
Well I can safely say that it went poo. Absolute...

Well I can safely say that it went poo. Absolute poo. Oh well better luck next time hopefully. It was a job at a merchant bank in the centre of London. Looked good.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 12:10
Replies: 23
Views: 4,104
Posted By HAL-9000
Thanks for advice (especially the bit about not...

Thanks for advice (especially the bit about not shooting myself with cum). I'm off to have a shower now, then put on my suit before making the journey to Liverpool St Station.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 11:37
Replies: 23
Views: 4,104
Posted By HAL-9000
Hope springs eternal

Hope springs eternal
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 11:17
Replies: 23
Views: 4,104
Posted By HAL-9000
Jobs

I have my first ever job interview in three hours - PLEASE SOMEBODY SHOOT ME!!!
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 11:11
Replies: 40
Views: 12,585
Posted By HAL-9000
No...... You do? [Edit] On A side...

No......

You do?

[Edit]

On A side note I would recommend that a mod sticky this thread: Testicular Torsion is actually a huge problem in people who are around the age of those that frequent...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 10:36
Replies: 40
Views: 12,585
Posted By HAL-9000
Actually I do get massive pains in my chest which...

Actually I do get massive pains in my chest which I have gotten since I was in my last year of primary school (when I was about eleven). I have something called tetzi syndrome. It has no relation...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 10:29
Replies: 40
Views: 12,585
Posted By HAL-9000
Well to be honest I was just glad to be in the...

Well to be honest I was just glad to be in the clear. I suppose it was better to be safe than sorry so I appreciate that he left nothing to chance. I do however feel that he should not have told me...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 09:26
Replies: 40
Views: 12,585
Posted By HAL-9000
Actually yes that happened to me about a two and...

Actually yes that happened to me about a two and a half years ago. Not while I was sleeping but scarily enough while I was playing Flight Sim 2000 :-/. The pain....well it is fairly indescribable. ...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 23:06
Replies: 23
Views: 3,133
Posted By HAL-9000
Or you could go the terrorist way: get into the...

Or you could go the terrorist way: get into the floatplane and fly into the building - would be good publicity at any rate.....
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 22:58
Replies: 23
Views: 3,133
Posted By HAL-9000
Awww come on the spotlight mission is one of the...

Awww come on the spotlight mission is one of the most entertaining missions you can do! It is hardly difficult as long as you begin the mission at the correct time (e.g. not just before dawn) and is...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 22:19
Replies: 14
Views: 3,148
Posted By HAL-9000
They are hardly middle-aged! Middle-aged is...

They are hardly middle-aged! Middle-aged is something like The Immortal, old games would probably contain the Dizzy series in their list, and almost dead games would be pong, etc. Deus-Ex and...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 21:44
Replies: 14
Views: 3,148
Posted By HAL-9000
I remember a game called Flashback in which...

I remember a game called Flashback in which conrad had to fight aliens and robot things.....
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 21:43
Replies: 44
Views: 4,740
Posted By HAL-9000
I'm heading to york tomorrow with my bow & arrow...

I'm heading to york tomorrow with my bow & arrow and anti-scott helmet...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 21:35
Replies: 44
Views: 4,740
Posted By HAL-9000
Risky I know 'everyone's doing it', but that...

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 21:15
Replies: 45
Views: 5,976
Posted By HAL-9000
I have one question: Did you burn your toast?

I have one question: Did you burn your toast?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 18:39
Replies: 17
Views: 3,889
Posted By HAL-9000
My Home Cinema System is connected up through a...

My Home Cinema System is connected up through a Televideo. I get no problems whatsoever. Picture is immaculate.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 17:44
Replies: 11
Views: 2,821
Posted By HAL-9000
I go by the rule that what goes around comes...

I go by the rule that what goes around comes around. If you are willing to share your files I will share my own with you. If you are not willing to share your files, why on Earth should I let you...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 17:42
Replies: 85
Views: 9,458
Posted By HAL-9000
Hmm I just can't think where that might be...

Hmm I just can't think where that might be from........:p

(Maybe we will find out in seven years....?)
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 17:38
Replies: 11
Views: 2,821
Posted By HAL-9000
Oh the joy of waiting until somebody who is not...

Oh the joy of waiting until somebody who is not sharing any of their own files although they are on a dsl or cable modem (although sometimes I have seen T1 and T3 people do it) to get to 99% of their...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 14:16
Replies: 39
Views: 3,480
Posted By HAL-9000
Yes. Like I said that is the page where I...

Yes. Like I said that is the page where I created the system. Just play about with it and find the best system for the best possible price.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 14:10
Replies: 39
Views: 3,480
Posted By HAL-9000
Yah i think i'm just tarring all companies with...

Yah i think i'm just tarring all companies with the same brush. I don't like big business. They caused the Great Depression. Bloody Henry Ford should have been shot. Whatever the price, they are...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 14:04
Replies: 39
Views: 3,480
Posted By HAL-9000
Oh okay

Oh okay
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 13:59
Replies: 39
Views: 3,480
Posted By HAL-9000
So in other words you wish for me to tell the...

So in other words you wish for me to tell the entire world the website for this company?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 13:56
Replies: 39
Views: 3,480
Posted By HAL-9000
You are correct.

You are correct.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 13:52
Replies: 39
Views: 3,480
Posted By HAL-9000
If he wants it i will PM him. Hence why I told...

If he wants it i will PM him. Hence why I told him to let me know if he was interested.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 13:44
Replies: 39
Views: 3,480
Posted By HAL-9000
I don't believe in free advertisement -...

I don't believe in free advertisement - businesses rip us off enough without us advertising them on a public forum for free.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 13:40
Replies: 3
Views: 2,314
Posted By HAL-9000
Funny

These are very likey EXTREMELY old, but I may as well post them in case somebody out there hasn't seen them already.

These are absolutely hilarious! I defy anybody not to literally laugh out loud...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 13:28
Replies: 60
Views: 7,615
Posted By HAL-9000
"The best thing about 2001 was when George Bush...

"The best thing about 2001 was when George Bush choked on a pretzel. The worst thing was when he survived." - Some comedian bloke.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 13:11
Replies: 39
Views: 3,480
Posted By HAL-9000
Well I have found a place that will build the...

Well I have found a place that will build the computer that will meet that specification for only £667.40 (that's including VAT). Obviously this leaves you with plenty of room for extras. For...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 23:57
Replies: 60
Views: 7,615
Posted By HAL-9000
"When once you have tasted flight you will...

"When once you have tasted flight you will forever walk with your eyes turned skyward; for there you have been, and there you will always long to return" - Leonardo DaVinci
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 17:43
Replies: 7
Views: 2,434
Posted By HAL-9000
You make that one up yourself?

You make that one up yourself?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 14:51
Replies: 23
Views: 3,038
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Re: A religious experience

Most idiotic, uninformed piece of ****e i have ever read. Think, or woe betide do some research, before you go posting rediculous comments onto these boards.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 14:19
Replies: 41
Views: 4,422
Posted By HAL-9000
T'is easy! At the beginning before lance comes...

T'is easy! At the beginning before lance comes just hide in your office and wait for people to run through the door, while you stand there with an m16. Crouching behind the desk is also handy. You...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 14:14
Replies: 23
Views: 3,038
Posted By HAL-9000
Wow ffs people don't think that I believe in...

Wow ffs people don't think that I believe in first cause blimey. That is just what christians say. Ofc God made god, etc (omnipotent therefore beyond your understanding). Just because I know their...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 10:47
Replies: 23
Views: 3,038
Posted By HAL-9000
Me? No. I'm an atheist. But theists.....yes. ...

Me? No. I'm an atheist. But theists.....yes. They need to know why. Well they don't need to, but they use it as an excuse. God as First Cause, etc.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 10:45
Replies: 27
Views: 3,406
Posted By HAL-9000
The only problem nowadays with Germans is when...

The only problem nowadays with Germans is when they get up at 4am and stick their towels on all the pool loungers!!!!! ARRGGGHHHHHHH WTF is their problem?!! Last Summer when they started doing it...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 10:41
Replies: 23
Views: 3,038
Posted By HAL-9000
First cause?

First cause?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 10:24
Replies: 21
Views: 3,342
Posted By HAL-9000
Hell sometimes even America is pawned off as an...

Hell sometimes even America is pawned off as an American invention! They try to steal everything these days :/
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 10:18
Replies: 23
Views: 3,038
Posted By HAL-9000
Are you suggesting that religion is only there...

Are you suggesting that religion is only there because people are too scared to face up to reality?............I agree?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 10:15
Replies: 21
Views: 3,342
Posted By HAL-9000
I plan on naming my son after my dog - Indianna...

I plan on naming my son after my dog - Indianna Jones had a profound effect on me :-/
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 10:13
Replies: 49
Views: 4,312
Posted By HAL-9000
Basil Brush is the epitomy of evil - EVIL I TELL...

Basil Brush is the epitomy of evil - EVIL I TELL YOU
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 10:12
Replies: 41
Views: 4,422
Posted By HAL-9000
Hmm completed that last mission on the first try....

Hmm completed that last mission on the first try. Colt python is the best way to go until Lance comes out. When he does just chase him with an mp5 up to the helipad - run onto the helipad (there is...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 10:01
Replies: 49
Views: 4,312
Posted By HAL-9000
There CANNOT POSSIBLY be a list of books that...

There CANNOT POSSIBLY be a list of books that don't include 2001: A Space Odyssey. Easily the greatest book in the world! Has a computer with a great name too.......he copied me - honestly!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jul 2003, 22:42
Replies: 12
Views: 2,930
Posted By HAL-9000
Only known predator of giant squid are sperm...

Only known predator of giant squid are sperm whales. Perhaps the tentacles were eaten...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 23:41
Replies: 39
Views: 4,597
Posted By HAL-9000
Terminator 2

Robot man goes back in time to stop himself being created, thus he is unable to go back in time to stop himself being created and therefore he goes back in time and stops himself being created...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 23:31
Replies: 15
Views: 5,247
Posted By HAL-9000
Job Centre Bah

I go there yesterday to register, and apparently I am not entitled to job seekers allowance (dunno how much this is - 40-50 quid i think) because, get this, my parents are getting child benifit off...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 9 Jun 2003, 18:06
Replies: 18
Views: 2,737
Posted By HAL-9000
Firstly as I said I did not fall for it but there...

Firstly as I said I did not fall for it but there are plenty of newbies who will not undertsand the manual, etc, and as this round is meant to bring in the newbies yes it does matter.

AND YES...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 9 Jun 2003, 17:59
Replies: 18
Views: 2,737
Posted By HAL-9000
Then why is the theif all the way inbetween the...

Then why is the theif all the way inbetween the cutlass and cutter?
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 9 Jun 2003, 17:57
Replies: 18
Views: 2,737
Posted By HAL-9000
Funny because if that is the meaning, why was it...

Funny because if that is the meaning, why was it exactly the same as that when it used to target fighters?
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 9 Jun 2003, 17:55
Replies: 18
Views: 2,737
Posted By HAL-9000
Re: Re: What have the PA crew been doing ffs?!!

You appear to have missed the meaning of 'targetting'.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 9 Jun 2003, 17:53
Replies: 18
Views: 2,737
Posted By HAL-9000
I would LOVE to knwo what difference that makes. ...

I would LOVE to knwo what difference that makes. The PA crew/team/whatever u wanna call the lazy people running PA have done so little to the game except for changing a few stats around, adding in...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 9 Jun 2003, 17:46
Replies: 18
Views: 2,737
Posted By HAL-9000
What have the PA crew been doing ffs?!!

I seriously do wonder whether they even bother to look at what they are doing when it comes to planetarion. Let me give you one example:

All fellow Zikonians please look in the production screen...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 5 Jun 2003, 19:17
Replies: 37
Views: 4,745
Posted By HAL-9000
And you consider her to be 'hot'? You have...

And you consider her to be 'hot'? You have problems i feel...
Forum: Strategic Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 09:08
Replies: 9
Views: 3,217
Posted By HAL-9000
Well remember all of the newbie accounts (or most...

Well remember all of the newbie accounts (or most of them) will be going Terran due to the "reccomended for beginners" comment on them on the signup screen. Less new players will be going Zikonian...
Forum: Strategic Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 09:05
Replies: 8
Views: 3,189
Posted By HAL-9000
lol okay sounds good. /me recalls just scraping...

lol okay sounds good. /me recalls just scraping enough eonium to send my smugglers out hunting some fool who had no ships and LOTS of eonium. He had no ships cuz I'd destroyed em the night before,...
Forum: Strategic Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 18:32
Replies: 8
Views: 3,189
Posted By HAL-9000
well techincally smugglers were part of my...

well techincally smugglers were part of my strategy for handling the eonium shortage, so...
Forum: Strategic Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 18:30
Replies: 8
Views: 3,189
Posted By HAL-9000
Oh My God What Have You Done?!!!

This is the first round I have played since round 7, I am, of course, my beloved Zikonians, and what do I come back to find but no more smugglers?!!!!!!!!! How can the PA crew remove what is easily...
Forum: Strategic Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 17:40
Replies: 32
Views: 4,279
Posted By HAL-9000
Nope he didn't he is a mate of mine and hasn't...

Nope he didn't he is a mate of mine and hasn't even got any roids save the 24 he started with lol. Oh well chance is not always a fine thing clearly :/
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 10:27
Replies: 26
Views: 4,793
Posted By HAL-9000
explain

explain
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 09:59
Replies: 26
Views: 4,793
Posted By HAL-9000
What if u r 3?

What if u r 3?
Forum: Strategic Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 09:57
Replies: 32
Views: 4,279
Posted By HAL-9000
ffs i had 38 amps and did 6 scans - all blocked. ...

ffs i had 38 amps and did 6 scans - all blocked. Unbebloodylievable! Strangely enough though i did 18 roid scans and got....18 roids! Something is very, very wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 11:24
Replies: 29
Views: 3,479
Posted By HAL-9000
Did you know that trasvestites when in full drag...

Did you know that trasvestites when in full drag are classed by the law as being women? So if a transvestite grabbed your hand and stuck it down 'her' trousers I would like to know your...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 11:04
Replies: 75
Views: 5,562
Posted By HAL-9000
forgotten :O

forgotten :O
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 11:00
Replies: 64
Views: 5,671
Posted By HAL-9000
I DOWNLOADED TREASURE ISLAND DIZZY!!!! First...

I DOWNLOADED TREASURE ISLAND DIZZY!!!! First time I played it in about twelve years and I STILL CANNOT FIND THE ****ING CAPE THAT LETS YOU FLY! ARGGGGGG! (/me enters the wall of water mmmmmm)
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 10:46
Replies: 17
Views: 3,156
Posted By HAL-9000
Either that or ketchup?

Either that or ketchup?
Forum: Strategic Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 21:33
Replies: 32
Views: 4,279
Posted By HAL-9000
Why would it make it easier? Surely the more...

Why would it make it easier? Surely the more roids he has (and the less reflectors) the more likely the chance of getting through?

[30 * ((Amps / Asteroids) - (Target Reflectors/ Target...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 01:19
Replies: 40
Views: 3,733
Posted By HAL-9000
Then who did the ****s?

Then who did the ****s?
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 01:17
Replies: 40
Views: 3,733
Posted By HAL-9000
Then you clearly haven't seen the number of...

Then you clearly haven't seen the number of enormous ****s that used to fill the school bogs. Every day. Huge things. They reeked. Disgusting!
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 01:09
Replies: 40
Views: 3,733
Posted By HAL-9000
actually...

What I want to know is if anybody has managed to clean themselves adequately using that tracing paper you get at school. You know what I'm talking about!
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