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Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2014, 22:11
Replies: 49
Views: 21,712
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Any of the old crew still around?

hey guyse im still here lolz
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2014, 19:17
Replies: 23
Views: 4,315
Posted By Baron Morte
Hey guys how is it going

Anyone from the early 2000's ? :salute:
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2008, 20:28
Replies: 23
Views: 2,870
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Practical Ethical Question

Living in a rich country like yours, it might be hard to understand the extent of the damage (emocional, political, ethical, etc) that extreme inequalities can bring.
Considering that one billion...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2008, 18:54
Replies: 23
Views: 2,870
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Practical Ethical Question

but then again, would you risk losing your 950.000 dollars by making such an unfair proposition?


Hell, i would rather offer the 500.000 and be sure to get it than riskying a little more and...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2008, 14:49
Replies: 23
Views: 2,870
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Practical Ethical Question

That much is true.

Also North Korea would prefer not to go to war or create a nuclear cataclysm. Yet they are fierce developers of WMD and have a formidable army.

Why is that?
Because...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2008, 14:20
Replies: 23
Views: 2,870
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Practical Ethical Question

Oh, right. What I meant is that no one is that much better insofar as deserving a billion times more resources than some other person.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2008, 14:16
Replies: 23
Views: 2,870
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Practical Ethical Question

I dont, where did you got that idea from?
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2008, 13:56
Replies: 23
Views: 2,870
Posted By Baron Morte
Practical Ethical Question

What if the whole world was wrapped in Nukes, and if every person was given a wireless voting system?

Lets say it was implemented by aliens or something like it, in such a fashion that every human...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2008, 15:22
Replies: 40
Views: 4,534
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Philosexology

ah i see what you are getting. you mean something on the lines of "in 1920 it was ok to have a plank of wood as a driving seat for my ford T, whereas today i settle for nothing short of a leather...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2008, 13:03
Replies: 6
Views: 1,356
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: So it happens again

i was under the impression that the whole of the western hemisphere is under the cultural influence of the united states, is that right?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2008, 01:09
Replies: 6
Views: 1,356
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: So it happens again

the culture of `teh winner` and `teh loser` is to blame.

Sad thing though, guns should not be available this easy, cos most people are shit
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2008, 19:55
Replies: 120
Views: 25,253
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Sarah Palin

hummm
that doesnt seem to make this statemend 'stick out' as a particularly bad one, does it?:P
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2008, 19:53
Replies: 8
Views: 2,212
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Nuclear blast / fallout simulator [request]

hey man thanks for the link, much appreciated. However i was looking for the good ole DOS thing, which seems to be long gone now. Thanks a lot again!
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2008, 21:25
Replies: 40
Views: 4,534
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Philosexology

The point i was trying to make is that today its like 30% better on everything, however we got 100% more parents working (2, up from one)


Of course, taking out the improvements that would...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2008, 21:20
Replies: 23
Views: 3,084
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Sweating

Wow im curious :)

Whats the explanation?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2008, 21:05
Replies: 120
Views: 25,253
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Sarah Palin

Top Republican says Palin unready Senior Republican Senator Chuck Hagel has voiced doubts about Sarah Palin's qualifications for the vice-presidency.
John McCain's running mate "doesn't have any...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2008, 20:37
Replies: 4
Views: 1,594
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Richard Wright, how I wish you were here.

I would point out the fact that he meant his persona, not the actual meat that interpreted the electrical signals his brain emitted but then i remembered how jesus is a necromancer and now im...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2008, 20:07
Replies: 22
Views: 2,329
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Living Expenses

How violent exactly it is a "gang-infested shit hole" in the Uk? murder rate like 15/100k?


This would be the rate of a "great place to live" here in brazil, and im alive and well :D

Anyways,...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2008, 19:38
Replies: 23
Views: 3,357
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Shaolin

So how it went?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2008, 12:23
Replies: 4
Views: 1,594
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Richard Wright, how I wish you were here.

he will be sorely missed amirite?

i dont know about you guys, but its kinda scary when people die, they say like "YOURE NEXT" it creeps me out :(
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2008, 16:20
Replies: 8
Views: 2,212
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Nuclear blast / fallout simulator [request]

lols


anyways

so sad its a 404... searched some more fallout.zip on google, but to no sucess :(

somewhat offtopic --> jesas i made 4 replys in a row :(:(

in a sense, i deserved to be...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 19:13
Replies: 8
Views: 2,212
Posted By Baron Morte
Nuclear blast / fallout simulator [request]

Some 6 years ago someone posted a link to download a nuclear fallout simulator, which, as far as i can remember, ran on DOS and suposedly was the real stuff (ported) from what was used in the 80´s in...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 18:35
Replies: 40
Views: 4,534
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Philosexology

i for one would find perfectly understandable that someone in such situation would be fetching anything within 1.000 miles radius of "sex"
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 18:27
Replies: 23
Views: 3,084
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Sweating

you see, showering everyday can be very time consuming... many people will find their lives a lot more productive by deviating this unspoken social rule
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 13:37
Replies: 23
Views: 3,084
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Sweating

woah my fiancee had that and it turns out to be cancer. It was removed and everything is ok now, but it sucks to have to take medicines everyday for the rest of her life :(
Ur lucky:p
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 13:34
Replies: 15
Views: 3,459
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: hello friends

so im back as well, maybe it is the season of returning ay?:cool:
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 13:26
Replies: 20
Views: 2,855
Posted By Baron Morte
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 13:21
Replies: 20
Views: 2,855
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Will the world end in 2 days ?

Actually I do :(
Why, is there something wrong?

Oh, i missed the T

its 7 TEv
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 13:20
Replies: 40
Views: 4,534
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Philosexology

that would be the times when women seldom worked
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 13:17
Replies: 20
Views: 2,855
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Will the world end in 2 days ?

thats electron volt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electron_volt)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 13:16
Replies: 31
Views: 2,554
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Food Crisis

I thought it had to do with receiving shells, bullets, bombs and secret operatives:salute:
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 13:03
Replies: 25
Views: 3,333
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I've just had LASEK eye surgery

lol this was on the simpsons, in the future episode where ned flanders eyes fell off due to having had the laser surgery decades before:salute:
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 12:59
Replies: 20
Views: 2,855
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Will the world end in 2 days ?

the energy involved in the colisions ammount to 7 TEv which is a fleet of 7 mosquitos (the insect) flying :P

And we all hope that hawkings theory on black hole radiation is right once they get...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 12:55
Replies: 2
Views: 1,324
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Standup Comedy

I would like to pay a tribute to the greatest stand upper we ever had, thats George Carlin, he has tons of videos on youtube, Enjoy ;)


He will be missed, passed away a few months ago :(
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 12:53
Replies: 1
Views: 1,089
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: GD Archives

I would be most interested aswell. In fact, it there was a way to make a huge RAR or ZIP file with all the threads, it would be much appreciated :D
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 12:51
Replies: 23
Views: 3,357
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Shaolin

Holy farc it seems pretty cool. I used to go to Karate lessons in my youth, actually it was a huge waste of time, because it did not teach how to fight or anything really cool, we just hang around...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 12:46
Replies: 22
Views: 3,699
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Advice for a friends first date...

Exactly.

I get so nervous when near girls that it ends up ruining everything. If i try to drink something out of a glass, i spill it all over my shirt, and trying to drink it from a straw results...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 12:38
Replies: 40
Views: 4,534
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Philosexology

Hey horn dont you feel that everyone was "tricked" into this equal rights equal pay shit? In tha good old days the wage a man would receive was more than enough to raise the little fellas. Nowadays 2...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 12:31
Replies: 20
Views: 4,102
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: hi everyone

How did you get in the force?

Where you away studying or something?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 12:27
Replies: 17
Views: 4,490
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I'm in need of an adventure; what's your idea of an adventure?

wow

i tried this japanese stuff back in 2003, and i felt way short of having the required points to be approved. It seems as though its meant for koreans only :(

Anyway, if your adventure...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 12:23
Replies: 8
Views: 1,551
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: WW1 and fire

How come they used zycklon to kill jews then?

When it comes to 'rules for war' i dont see how it could work, as the standart practice for the country that loses is having all of its executive...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 02:24
Replies: 17
Views: 3,164
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Piyush Jindal

they are going to be the majority by then, population prospections say (the minorities of today)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 02:18
Replies: 1
Views: 979
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Silver Lining

wasnt that what drove people away in the first place?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 02:13
Replies: 25
Views: 3,333
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I've just had LASEK eye surgery

wow what a coincidence
i was listening to that rufus fears series on greats books - books that made history, books that can change yout life, and the book i read today was prometheus by aschylus, it...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 02:04
Replies: 120
Views: 25,253
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Sarah Palin

now heres a master of persuation :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 01:59
Replies: 8
Views: 1,551
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: WW1 and fire

fair enough, what you said made sense. Now, how come people did not use gas in WW2. Im pretty sure they could come up with better stuff to murder civilians than fire (as seen on dresden and tokyo)...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 01:40
Replies: 8
Views: 1,551
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: WW1 and fire

I meant shit like petroleum, just that black stuff that come out of a hole in the groud, not expensive diesel oil or gasoline. I assume it was very easy, specially for the gemans and ottomans to take...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 01:35
Replies: 7
Views: 1,214
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Back to Work

what do you work with


i want that too :)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 01:32
Replies: 6
Views: 1,527
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: GD is dead?

I would like to advise you to help us making a better GB by starting interesting topics, how about that?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 01:31
Replies: 6
Views: 1,527
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: GD is dead?

count me in

in mean

like this --->:mad:
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2008, 01:25
Replies: 8
Views: 1,551
Posted By Baron Morte
WW1 and fire

Hey peeps

Yesterday i was watching Legends of the Fall with my girl and i was wondering about the trench stalemate situation. Why didnt they use more flammable stuff? wouldnt it be easier to throw...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2008, 01:17
Replies: 5
Views: 1,555
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: For those that think that life is good

Oh Hi!
I am in the middle of a lecture right now. I work from 0800-1800 and i have classes which begin at 1915 and go up to 2300 then i go home and sleep a few minute and bang! a day has gone like...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2008, 00:52
Replies: 63
Views: 18,674
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: World of Warcraft

i wish i could play but i cant afford it :-(
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2008, 00:35
Replies: 38
Views: 4,673
Posted By Baron Morte
Post Re: What's going on here then?

oi
im in a prep course for exams to admission in public carrers:salute:
gotago now
cheers
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2008, 17:31
Replies: 51
Views: 3,821
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil

I used being a communist since my early teens - up until i was 20 or something, because that was very hipe and cool ( chicks love it, means you are very sensible and not a souless egoistic capitalist...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2008, 12:55
Replies: 47
Views: 2,122
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A question about morality

then he would go Giggity giggity
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2008, 01:03
Replies: 51
Views: 3,821
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil

Actually is more of the same plague that infected south america since the early twenties, populism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Populism)that is. we invented it, perfected it, and we suck as a...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2008, 00:54
Replies: 47
Views: 2,122
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A question about morality

you see im a lawyer too, infact im going to get my licence tomorrow ( hooray) so i would be most interested in your views on laws/justice et cetera:)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2008, 20:52
Replies: 47
Views: 2,122
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A question about morality

it was an example of how this kind of stuff really has no answears and yes, laws are convenience because in one way or the other it tends to be what most people agree upon. People have a sense of...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2008, 18:24
Replies: 13
Views: 1,491
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Polls

Conclusion
14 The trend in the graph is not simply a trick of the eye. The null hypothesis of differences in opinion direction among blacks by year of the survey can be rejected at the .35 level. ...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2008, 18:16
Replies: 51
Views: 3,821
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil

Middle class it is, and my peers are mostly saddened that this ever came to pass. There is really a silent war, because the polarization between poors and rich people who have ties with workers party...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2008, 14:21
Replies: 47
Views: 2,122
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A question about morality

and heres the point where stuff gets messy. We need a griefometer to do just that.


And grief is some elusive shit. Who suffers more, a tough person that loses the great love of his life or a...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2008, 14:13
Replies: 51
Views: 3,821
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil

City of god was set in Rio de Janeiro, which is not our capital, but a major city. I saw that and enjoyed very much! Not as much as Tropa de Elite ( Elite Squad, i guess) which shows the war on drugs...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2008, 12:02
Replies: 47
Views: 2,122
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A question about morality

I think you are missing the point here... Im gonna steal some arguments from Singer and pretend to be mine:

The main purpuose of doind anything on these lines is to decrease the ammount of...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2008, 11:52
Replies: 47
Views: 2,122
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A question about morality

DS impairs you from being good at anything. I think you are referring to autism!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2008, 11:49
Replies: 47
Views: 2,122
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A question about morality

how about "slain". Even for a person that has english as a second language this word is quite chilly, am i rite?:salute:
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2008, 19:31
Replies: 10
Views: 1,344
Posted By Baron Morte
Rat learning to fly

No, this is not a topic on pigeons, but on this most exquisit documentary, i hope its news (http://www.youtube.com/v/0jeV77dSyMI) for you guys!

I, for one, am quite shocked and amazed.. It really...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2008, 18:32
Replies: 51
Views: 3,821
Posted By Baron Morte
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2008, 17:40
Replies: 47
Views: 2,122
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A question about morality

so i get this guy, give him some acid morphine ghb special-k, xtasy etc etc and about the time he´s out in space (non sentient for that matter) i instantly kill him with a helmet made of 1kg of C4....
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2008, 15:02
Replies: 47
Views: 2,122
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A question about morality

non sequitor kind of humour?

No compreendo señor :(
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2008, 14:23
Replies: 47
Views: 2,122
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A question about morality

Peter singer says its ok to do just that, but the grand area of knowledge that emcompasses discussions about philosophy, ethics and morals can´t even give a straigt answer if it is right or wrong to...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2008, 12:55
Replies: 26
Views: 1,830
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: The big picture

Having the benefit of hindsight, i can tell you that as far as treatment of women is concerned, the Ianomami indians had a more ethical and moral treatment towards them then the victorian england...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2008, 12:29
Replies: 51
Views: 3,821
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil

Lolz Thats most interesting.

Last year there was another curious move by one of our judges. He outlawed youtube on brazil!

Thats rite.


It all began when Daniela Cicarelli had sex on a...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2008, 20:21
Replies: 26
Views: 1,830
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: The big picture

Historically, this play (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting_For_Godot), a masterpiece of post war existentialism, wants to prove that we are all alone in the world, and it befalls to us to solve...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2008, 19:38
Replies: 26
Views: 1,830
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: The big picture

I meant that people wouldnt know of them, because they were underground professionals in their respective fields, because they painted a dark, somber figure of humans, in a epoch where everybody...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2008, 19:22
Replies: 26
Views: 1,830
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: The big picture

well done the mentioning of dadaism. Infact it was a war (world war I) that started this whole concept of all for nothing.

Despite all the progress, technological prowess and consistent evolution...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2008, 17:40
Replies: 51
Views: 3,821
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil

Hey that was not on the form and it is utterly out of topic:salute:

on the other hand its very ironic that i am so shitty to spend time with, and yet you tend to flood my topics with moronic...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2008, 17:37
Replies: 51
Views: 3,821
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil

Humm
But theres a catch. Aliens account for what? 5%? 15% of the population?

The people who suck at everything except being peniless and having children in packs of 6 account for nearly 67% of...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2008, 17:31
Replies: 51
Views: 3,821
Posted By Baron Morte
Post Re: For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil

Actually i dig on pamphlets, but since mussolini and his entourage have defaulted on me i am recurring to forums across the world...



anyways

I need a few tips on how to get this message...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2008, 14:36
Replies: 51
Views: 3,821
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil

here it is. (http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/muslao/419680)

It pretty much sucks, you still should read what i wrote and ask questions instead ;)
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2008, 14:01
Replies: 51
Views: 3,821
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil

Hey people remember
It can happen to YOU!

i thought i wrote on the very title something on the lines of "people wanting to hear stuff from brazil"
and people enter the topic to say "hey im not...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2008, 13:39
Replies: 51
Views: 3,821
Posted By Baron Morte
For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil

So this is my rant thread on Brazil:


Rousseau once said that democracy could not be the dictatorship of the majority, and yet thats how my country is ruled. Our president is responsible for the...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2007, 17:00
Replies: 18
Views: 1,012
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talking to angels

I hope Ill learn that someday.

It was a rather expensive loan for that 2k quid
:(
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2007, 12:23
Replies: 39
Views: 1,775
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Tears on my keyboard

thats eu semana passada
'me last week'
:(

the other one is me in the future
:)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2007, 04:42
Replies: 39
Views: 1,775
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Tears on my keyboard

oh my
you must have missed this neat stuff then

http://img394.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sqtinymv5.gif
http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/4839/desenhimhg6.jpg...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2007, 04:24
Replies: 10
Views: 921
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Is your boss "Crazy"?

it gets kinda weak once you realize that the letters are an indicative of your supposed boss crazyness :S

( that means A is less crazy than B and so on and so forth)


my boss doesnt do any...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2007, 00:39
Replies: 21
Views: 1,174
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: About Bloody time!

bummer :(
i thought this would be a starcraft 2 topic.

It had its website launched last friday...

watch the Cinematic to understand what i am talking about ;)
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2007, 17:28
Replies: 29
Views: 2,065
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: The Console War

Pc games are sooo much better.. you cant put games likes RTS, MMORPG or turn based on that without it being crap!
However you can put racing, sims and fighiting games on a PC and it will still be...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2007, 02:08
Replies: 18
Views: 1,430
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Hypnotherapy - regression - Help wanted from Psychology buffs

I dont really know, thats why i need professional help to retrieve them.

Now that ive got a reasonable job i can afford to consider going to a shrink. I think that everyone should go, theres...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2007, 18:19
Replies: 18
Views: 1,430
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Hypnotherapy - regression - Help wanted from Psychology buffs

i didnt apply/bought their books/called hotline/whatever because im no half wit. I can spot a con a mile away:mad:
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2007, 17:32
Replies: 18
Views: 1,430
Posted By Baron Morte
Hypnotherapy - regression - Help wanted from Psychology buffs

I am decided to give it a go on Regression via Hypnosis, meaning trying to recover blocked memories. Does anyone have any experience on this? Mind Sharing some info or methods? Any tips?


I...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2007, 22:48
Replies: 59
Views: 2,161
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: You Are Gay

Oh good, because im not really a muslim its just an alias that i happen to use in the internet:)
I hereby enforce my original reuqest
pretty please? :)
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2007, 21:40
Replies: 14
Views: 1,356
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: contact with past conquests

what about the guilt and shame?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2007, 20:13
Replies: 14
Views: 1,356
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: contact with past conquests

Yeah thats a concept i can grasp. I am wondering how you people perform in such situations, etc etc;)
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2007, 18:01
Replies: 59
Views: 2,161
Posted By Baron Morte
Unhappy Re: You Are Gay

Seeing this is in for debate, couldnt you people unban my muslim account pretty please? I liked that and I still feel it was somewhat sad to be deprived of such a dear thing to me. It would do no...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2007, 17:57
Replies: 14
Views: 1,356
Posted By Baron Morte
Unhappy contact with past conquests

So do you people remember my "conquest (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=183893)". She had move into town a couple of months ago, and joined the same university as me (which i graduated...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2007, 16:09
Replies: 47
Views: 2,157
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Incest is best?

oh rite:)
But there is a legal approach to incest while theres is none regarding conceiving defectees. I think that the incest could be easily regulated, where relations of people with bad genes...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2007, 23:37
Replies: 31
Views: 1,929
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: robot rights. good, bad, or ugly ?

If there were us robots in iraq than that people would finally stand a chance of advancing from england 1200´s into the XXI century. I for one think it is a good thing, am i rite?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2007, 23:33
Replies: 47
Views: 2,157
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Incest is best?

didnt you just answear your question? a line is drown upon conceiveing!
am i rite?:)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2007, 21:25
Replies: 12
Views: 1,109
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: nosy people

Woah
pretty nasty
the thought that it is morally frown upon to do that never crossed your mind?
Thats liability for a suit right there!:p
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2007, 21:22
Replies: 12
Views: 1,109
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: nosy people

oh come on
i know most people would pull off some stunt like that, but hes just an ordinary guy... i would prolly do that if he was my boss or something...

Anways I wouldnt because i would...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2007, 18:03
Replies: 12
Views: 1,109
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: nosy people

I think that terms like "goat" "bukakke" "creampie" "snowball" "pony" "horse" and the like might have scared him away :(
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2007, 17:56
Replies: 12
Views: 1,109
Posted By Baron Morte
nosy people

I had a minor problem with my booting disk whose correction would envolve only this comand to be typed on a NFTS Reading Dos:

Copy c:\backup\boot.ini c:\

which i could not do since my...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2007, 17:39
Replies: 54
Views: 3,164
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: What's your worst slip of the tongue ever

There was this party with colleagues from work, and I had told my girl that recently the wife of one of the fellas had a baby. somehow he misinterpretaded that as 'being pregnant' and then the first...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2007, 13:21
Replies: 52
Views: 2,363
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Hey DDA where do you get your "gas" from?

heres a nice pic of my country (http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/644/desigualdadesocialte5.jpg).

The impression that it is not the same country its true. Many nations in one State :(
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2007, 23:11
Replies: 52
Views: 2,363
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Hey DDA where do you get your "gas" from?

you still havent grasp the idea, have you? Israelis havent had a country in thousands of years, still no one denies they are a nation, as they have been in the past millenia. French will be french...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2007, 00:33
Replies: 52
Views: 2,363
Posted By Baron Morte
Wink Re: Hey DDA where do you get your "gas" from?

No, but its better than Iran..

I apologize, my english is very rusty. Any help on that would come in handy.

I also have little time to write, which prevents me to order ideas in a more pleasant...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2007, 22:52
Replies: 52
Views: 2,363
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Hey DDA where do you get your "gas" from?

I was trying to say that he thinks he is 1961´s Cuba, and he tries to feel all too important about that, despite the fact that the US was willing to have a nuclear showdown about it, and today its...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2007, 02:43
Replies: 52
Views: 2,363
Posted By Baron Morte
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2007, 01:16
Replies: 52
Views: 2,363
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Hey DDA where do you get your "gas" from?

No, i mean the institutional coup last week, where he received the infamous ermächtigunsgesetz, which roughly translates to 'habilitating law', meaning he no longer has to respect any of the other...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2007, 01:23
Replies: 52
Views: 2,363
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Hey DDA where do you get your "gas" from?

Hugo tchaves is ****ing numbnut. He staged a coup a few years ago and now (much like a good old nazi after the burning of the reichstag) he has all the power he needs to do nasty things, from...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2007, 16:55
Replies: 60
Views: 2,435
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: influence on religion (past and present) on today's non-religious society

Oh right.. of course.. that was my unfunny gig :(

as a final question, do you believe the world is in a road to colapse? He convinced me :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2007, 16:46
Replies: 60
Views: 2,435
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: influence on religion (past and present) on today's non-religious society

I have
"there is still chunks of your mother between my theet" (or something like that) was very gory:o


But i have recently read the guns, germs and steel and he adopted the...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2007, 16:40
Replies: 19
Views: 1,084
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Sea Launch failure

The scape velocity is 11km/s which means that after youve gotten into orbit, the only way you can get out of orbit ( which is something you dont want to to if you are to be a sattelite) is to, while...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2007, 16:32
Replies: 60
Views: 2,435
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: influence on religion (past and present) on today's non-religious society

how about this logical sequence(timeframe) then:



people settle down and build houses and farms
people fight over land, and kill each other non stop
people realise that fighting will...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2007, 16:27
Replies: 60
Views: 2,435
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: influence on religion (past and present) on today's non-religious society

Religion and just plain sensitivity(reasonability) often overlap. Also with absolute craziness. ´Tis kinda hard to distinguish wheter things come from religion or not :(


the whole ' have no...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2007, 16:16
Replies: 19
Views: 1,084
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Sea Launch failure

a good explantion to that is if you launch something into space from the equator its going to be a hella lot cheaper than lauching it from higher latitudes (hello northern europe), so if you can...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2007, 16:14
Replies: 19
Views: 1,084
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Sea Launch failure

potassium rocket? what? :(
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2007, 23:49
Replies: 52
Views: 2,978
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Who do you miss?

whats PB? :(
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2007, 02:50
Replies: 52
Views: 2,978
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Who do you miss?

swissrebel was a nice fella

nodrog posts wayyyyyyy too little, unfortunantely =/

sky was kinda nice
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2007, 02:44
Replies: 298
Views: 14,418
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Wife problems

Have you seen that OJ book that nearly got distributed?





you might get some teachings there
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2007, 03:17
Replies: 86
Views: 2,788
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Drifting towards 21

When the resolveness of a social construct´s imposition becomes a burden too large to withstand? Apologies and calling people on birthday is the same thing, the difference is, as you stated, that one...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jan 2007, 15:44
Replies: 86
Views: 2,788
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Drifting towards 21

hence the usage of the word "if (http://if)"




how much should it be, statistically speaking?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2007, 22:33
Replies: 86
Views: 2,788
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Drifting towards 21

If you happen to know 100 people (which is probably a tiny fraction of your friends/family/coleagues/et al) that gives us about 60 birthdays/year, meaning more than one B-Day a week on average....
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2007, 21:55
Replies: 86
Views: 2,788
Posted By Baron Morte
Wink Re: Drifting towards 21

[QUOTE=All Systems Go]Quite a few people here seem rather upset that their friends didn't remember their birthday. I can barely remember any of the birthdays of my friends or family and I only...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2007, 16:38
Replies: 75
Views: 2,102
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Social Greetings

Whats wrong with it being european?
Where are you from?

:salute:
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2007, 16:29
Replies: 7
Views: 737
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Napoli geniuses

is it the atomic pie eating machine? or the hairy tooth one?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2007, 16:27
Replies: 86
Views: 2,788
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Drifting towards 21

Btw my 21st B-day i spend studying in a far off town ( it was saturday, and i had this huge exam on monday, and no one except my parents remembered and I was all alone.

And i boisterously flunked...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2007, 02:58
Replies: 14
Views: 1,469
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: UFO:Enemy Unknown aka X-COM Defence

I never really understood how the game was played. I felt really dumb and never played it again. I was nine years old and all i could do was 'research on gauss rifles'

I dont exactly remember...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2007, 02:53
Replies: 86
Views: 2,788
Posted By Baron Morte
Red face Re: Drifting towards 21

ive done that once
it was called the youtube party
i had 2 (two) friends over, and we whatched a lot of videos while my girlfriend would grunte and told us to get tha feck out of the room once in...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2007, 21:35
Replies: 161
Views: 8,850
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: OK GD people, which book are you reading now?

im reading grapes of wrath and collapse by jared diamond

and i must say i am having the greatest reading experience in my life :salute:
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2007, 22:14
Replies: 10
Views: 803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Big Brother

lololol

if you type bbb 7 brasil on youtube or big brother brasil youll get tons of free porn

the 7th edition just started

its wild steamy and sweaty
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2007, 22:04
Replies: 29
Views: 1,364
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: translation mix-ups

lollolololo


its that in some spanish countries you can call a tiny bus of 'buseta' which sounds just like 'buceta' which means twat :)


lol
people always make jokes about that

day in...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2007, 17:03
Replies: 29
Views: 1,364
Posted By Baron Morte
Cool Re: translation mix-ups

sure, cos we all talk walk and look like fez from thats 70´s show!!

everyday is party :salute: ;) :p

you gotta go down under someday :salute:
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2007, 16:56
Replies: 39
Views: 1,268
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Happiness

women dig on arrogant men. It is true! we were once in bar me and my mates, and this guy was hitting on the girl by being very nice, talking to her and showing real interest - said guy has no real...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2007, 22:33
Replies: 29
Views: 1,364
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: translation mix-ups

hey hey hey

that joke was invented in brazil
it even sounds funnier in portuguese :frowns very hard:
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2007, 19:16
Replies: 39
Views: 1,268
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Happiness

considering that my "studies into psychology" consists of reading the back cover of such books, the object of my studies should be of lesser concern:p
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2007, 17:00
Replies: 29
Views: 1,364
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: translation mix-ups

I had a teacher from scotland in 'cultura inglesa' which is one of the best english schools in brazil ( i dunno how my english still is as crappy as it is) and he would harass me constantly to take...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2007, 16:41
Replies: 39
Views: 1,268
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Happiness

Something i learnt ages ago is that you are who you are. I used be here on the forums moaning about not having girls and my complete ineptitude towards females until i let it go and started accepting...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2006, 22:52
Replies: 30
Views: 1,839
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I see you're still alive...

oh me too

that quote


'powering whatever that needs to be powered....sometimes'

still pops up in my mind every once in a while
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2006, 21:57
Replies: 9
Views: 888
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Another thread on religion, but this time it's science fact

i though spiritual and researche were mutually exclusifffff
=/
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2006, 15:38
Replies: 18
Views: 1,280
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I wonder...

I dont understand:confused:

No compreendo, señor:crymeariver:
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2006, 22:12
Replies: 18
Views: 1,280
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I wonder...

that was ****ing brilliant. i cant find a flaw in your reasoning :mad:

i had missed this central yet curious property. I was thinking about that the other day I was thinking what would happen if...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2006, 21:39
Replies: 18
Views: 1,280
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I wonder...

but gayness is not necessarily attached to hedonism.
As I see it, theire not humping other males for recreation. Its just that when they do it, '''nature''' says to them '" Dats rite, put your tiny...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2006, 02:02
Replies: 18
Views: 1,280
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I wonder...

you say that because in our generation isnt forbidden at all... its enforced
turn on tha tv and go watch some music videos
youll see what looks like some women getting pregnant :o
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2006, 16:41
Replies: 11
Views: 1,021
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A Day In The Life Of Hillbillies - Funeral Edition

Heres a weird thing: I dreamt I was at my own funeral!!!!
As a spirit!!!
As such, time would pass like 8x faster, and i stood there looking at people attending the cerimony, and then they buried me...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2006, 15:05
Replies: 18
Views: 1,280
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I wonder...

what kind of dumbass male dom is that? that kind of shit prevents thousands of males from having go´old sex everyday. Take the muslims for instance. I am quite sure that they wouldnt be so pissed all...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2006, 11:29
Replies: 18
Views: 1,280
Posted By Baron Morte
I wonder...

why is it that every religion gives a hard time at sex? you can see it in any of them, even the eastern ones, usually more 'zen' about things.
Is it because no father wants his 13-year-old daughter...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2006, 22:41
Replies: 40
Views: 1,824
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Internet routine

Oh come on! Its civ 4 and they still use the rubberband effect? They have a diplomacy engine even worst of the civ2!
They indeed introduced good improvements, but still its far from alpha centaury....
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2006, 22:23
Replies: 19
Views: 1,281
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A sense of purpuose

You see, there is no 'grade' you must get to be approved, nor you are supposed to know some things, and then you are automatically admited. It is a public examination, so whoever gets the higher...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2006, 22:15
Replies: 19
Views: 1,281
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A sense of purpuose

Because they dont let me in :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2006, 15:39
Replies: 19
Views: 1,281
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A sense of purpuose

Oh, the waste of time!:crymeariver:

The studying i have to do is also utterly useless, except to be admited in the public carrer. It would be just the same if the test was to see how much of this...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2006, 15:29
Replies: 19
Views: 1,281
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A sense of purpuose

As far as needs goes, heres the general's surgeon list of non physical needs:


Every aspect is covered, except the last one.

I cant tell if i would be forever (thats such a powerful word)...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2006, 15:04
Replies: 19
Views: 1,281
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A sense of purpuose

Woah. you are in the uni and you earn twice as much as me! actually you earn almost the same as my boss! gotta love 3rd world countries....:)

I think you are feeling all jolly inside because when...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2006, 14:41
Replies: 19
Views: 1,281
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: A sense of purpuose

I think that caring of plants is a hobby. Isnt that what grown people do to spend their extra time?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2006, 00:08
Replies: 19
Views: 1,281
Posted By Baron Morte
A sense of purpuose

Hi there people

Ive just graduated now, and ive got a job now. No more sitting and listening for me! not...
In order to get a decent job here in brazil, you must study hard to pass on a test to...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2006, 02:23
Replies: 12
Views: 1,488
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: If WWII had been a online real time strategy game

kind of inaccurate on de eastern front but quite nice actually
have a blob
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2006, 22:55
Replies: 89
Views: 3,369
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Body modification

i wish my eyes would emit lasers just like superman that would be nice
and I wish all me bones were made of the hardest and most unbreakable thing available... and my skin would be stronger than...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2006, 22:43
Replies: 34
Views: 1,187
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: france v brazil

Jesãs did brazil sucked.
What a bunch of sell outs, it seems that most of the players didnt really care about a thing in this world... like ronaldo that day he got a yellow card for kicking the...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2006, 19:29
Replies: 34
Views: 1,187
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: france v brazil

The problem dude is the toothier one, cos he cant leave the field or nike will not give a 'VERY' special cheque after the world cup...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2006, 18:01
Replies: 44
Views: 1,115
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: [Football] Brasil vs Ghana

La la la 3 nil anothar victory.
Wu what are you talking about?
Italy need a stolen penalty, england fought a lot to make a single fault goal, portugal made literally war on the field for a meagre 1...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2006, 15:59
Replies: 41
Views: 1,052
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Splicing Forum Users

Koen and Kaned for the same reason :crymeariver:
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2006, 23:31
Replies: 20
Views: 682
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Looking back at uni

My country is cool because having a degree is all that matters and you might know shit, just the fact that you have that retangle paper with some signatures on mean youre something that should get...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2006, 23:07
Replies: 125
Views: 1,769
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: [football] General world cup antics!

I think it was quite fair considering last world cup italy was clearly cheated out of the cup in that game with korea...
damm karma
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2006, 16:13
Replies: 44
Views: 1,115
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: [Football] Brasil vs Ghana

Brazil's gonna win cos apparently there is an unstoppable aura about it. I cant explain, you gotta see it by yourselves!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2006, 03:27
Replies: 125
Views: 1,769
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: [football] General world cup antics!

supporters here on brazil are always very critical of every football player. Critics on Ronaldo have beem extremely acid and mostly unfair. The 'he is fat' issue has been ridiculously exploited to...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2006, 16:01
Replies: 125
Views: 1,769
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: [football] General world cup antics!

Aparently ronaldo weights 90kg which is 8kg more than declared on Fifa.
Indeed it seems to me that he actually had all the pies =/
Albeit it looked like it is a good advantage against the skinny...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2006, 00:01
Replies: 17
Views: 717
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Let´s see what you guys are like nowadays

last year of college doing that huge paper you haveto in the end of it all
sucks
=/
and still ive got no car
decided that they where just ripping me off in this shitty country so im going to...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 02:08
Replies: 6
Views: 507
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I found Muslim?

You want to know whats pathetic? It is a whole forum not having anything more important to talk about than some weird guy that posted 3 YEARS ago about not having a gf.
And not only that, is to...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 01:51
Replies: 48
Views: 580
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Today was an historic one

here in brazil you dont make loans to study. you study to make the loans so you dont have to pay. Student loan eroded the very concept of private property.
They dont make more of these...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 01:45
Replies: 26
Views: 1,951
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I'm in love with Milla Jovovich

have you seen it recently?
i watched it for the first time when i was in my early teens. I knew back then it was a "french" movie but i noticed no difference.

The last time i saw it, like 4...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2006, 15:44
Replies: 15
Views: 610
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: One Trillion Hours in MS Paint

wasnt that BATTLECHESS?
Or at least a part of it?
Also CHESMASTER 3000 had nice bmps
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2006, 12:33
Replies: 22
Views: 616
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: a joke that amused me

No comprendo:confused:
Can someone explain please?!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2006, 12:24
Replies: 9
Views: 630
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I had a dream..

Woah
Just like SPRINGFIELD that it.
quite :crazyxmas:

edit:

This joke was used in The Simpsons, where Springfield was such target

Silversmoke please remove bad reputation plz
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2006, 01:22
Replies: 4
Views: 526
Posted By Baron Morte
Help me out [neat song inside]

So i was acessing other people´s computer in my work network and came across this http://www.yourfilelink.com/get.php?fid=33786 song which is quite neat. Does anyone have ANY information which might...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2006, 00:10
Replies: 13
Views: 1,018
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: me, curry's and a philips LS1200 computer

Why people stopped buying the separated pieces and mounting the computer at home? Is it not fashianoble anymore?
Its so cheaper and I put my computer against any dell/hp/philips computer of the same...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 14:48
Replies: 10
Views: 406
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Great Blonde joke

Its beyond my comprehension why someone on earth would find that amusing.

On the second click o got that btw...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2006, 17:07
Replies: 3
Views: 479
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Carnival, advices.

Having stuff also means having experience of having things, And im sure im going to remember that ive gone places and had fun there because of that im a happier person. Also doing my work quicker and...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2006, 16:22
Replies: 3
Views: 479
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Carnival, advices.

Ive always been the material kind of guy. Even when i was a children, faced with the option of having sweet moments upon buying candies or buy a toy which would theoritically last FOREVER ( i was...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2006, 14:31
Replies: 30
Views: 729
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: The old new car old car routine

the main problem is the import taxes.
They charge 60% of the total value of the car and freight on any car you bring from overseas. So droping the cars on uruguay and driving them to brasil would...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2006, 13:14
Replies: 14
Views: 522
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Quantum computer solves problem, without running

I only wish they had used this computer to write a report about it in an articulate and decent fashion :(
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2006, 02:18
Replies: 30
Views: 729
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: The old new car old car routine

Its the taxation
Get the top 10 problems we face here.
8 are caused by astronomical taxation.

Its kind of hard to be a president so you need shitloads of money to keep yourself upthere
...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2006, 00:14
Replies: 31
Views: 641
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Dreams

last nightmare was quite quite ****ed up
consisted of shitloads of teenagers fighting in front of my flat.
No regular brawl that was. They were ridiculously strong and they would start removing...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2006, 18:09
Replies: 30
Views: 729
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: The old new car old car routine

Well you are only allowed to use it if youre a farmer or someone who works with transportation, either people or freight.
So you can only have a diesel engine on something that is legally entitled...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2006, 14:42
Replies: 30
Views: 729
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: The old new car old car routine

NIce, you get to have a diesel passenger car? Great.
YOu know what you get here in brazil for driving a diesel passenger car? A fine and a car seizure!
If you want to drive around with a diesel...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2006, 12:32
Replies: 30
Views: 729
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: The old new car old car routine

Thanks a lot guys for the good info.
Here Are the choices im interested, because you people have advised me to take my time to buy it, so I im giving a extra 2 weeks time to think about it:
...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2006, 21:49
Replies: 30
Views: 729
Posted By Baron Morte
The old new car old car routine

As I was considering buying a car, I checked local auto dealers and also in the internet, which lead me to what I suspect to be a quite old dillema.
I have about 20.000 brazilian moneys to spend on...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2006, 00:40
Replies: 85
Views: 2,208
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Job, what do you do?

Im working in a software firm that produces law software to automate every aspect in all levels of public law stablishments, but unfortunantely im just a tester guy so Im not making much moneys from...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2006, 18:56
Replies: 48
Views: 1,736
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

Only on special occasions.


Notepads arent rare. And it isnt a notepad, when I wrote this story i did not know the words to "diary". In Pt Diary = Journal. In Pt Diary is called "agenda" which...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 16:09
Replies: 4
Views: 913
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Summer Time

This should be tagged
The title should be "Summer Time [+gross]"
People shouldnt be exposed to this material unwillingly!

Btw, blastoderm, that was a freakenn great signature. I used to know...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 15:59
Replies: 48
Views: 1,736
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

How is that going to help?:(
Sex leads to pleasure, which leads to delusions of grantitude, which leads to frustration, anger, fear and the dark side of....
Maybe I aint doing it right!:mad:
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 15:46
Replies: 48
Views: 1,736
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

Not really. But it kind of achieved a "raised eyebrow effect" status after this accursed diary got into my hands:(

edit.
Meaning that Ive known the brand for its quality products and...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 15:39
Replies: 48
Views: 1,736
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

not just yet as she already had a diary so she hasnt bringed herself to sit down and transfer the notes....
which is a phew :p
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 15:33
Replies: 48
Views: 1,736
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

Its a estimate considering that ive known that brand for a while, but i havent checked their new models....
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 15:27
Replies: 48
Views: 1,736
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

Its quite unique and expensive, Ive never seen such anything like it. Its very girlie and it has lots of giveaways, For instance its cover designs. I dont even know where to buy one like that:salute:...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 14:53
Replies: 48
Views: 1,736
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

This is not a law question
On the first term of law school they teach us that law =/= justice.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 14:37
Replies: 48
Views: 1,736
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

Whats up with people on GD? Why does everyone start jumping to conclusions like crazy?

First of all is it ok to rob things from a robber?
I wont take parts in here, but I know that due to a...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 14:11
Replies: 48
Views: 1,736
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

You are completely Unaware of Brazil current state of affairs
FYI the US ratio on that is
lowest 10%: 1.9%
highest 10%: 28.7%
Which represents MANY magnitutes less of social disruption
Dont...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 12:51
Replies: 48
Views: 1,736
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

No that was just a one night stand....


Anyways.
its kind of funny to notice the abysmal cultural differences we have here. My brazilian mates mostly told me to keep it and come up with some...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 04:31
Replies: 48
Views: 1,736
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

COs theres only one small note in one day
I presume she didnt browsed the diary properly...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 04:14
Replies: 48
Views: 1,736
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

Its not that simple, you see I have been kidding around about that and like started asking stuff like "how do like shoes" "What is you waist size" and she knew I was up to something...that something...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 03:59
Replies: 48
Views: 1,736
Posted By Baron Morte
Talk about awkward coincidence

As a graduating lawyer often I am drafted into the university to help poor people out of legal issues. As now the university is closed cos the students are all on vacation, they randomly select a few...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 22:52
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Lets share our views on civ4

Im sorry it must be my poor english :salute:
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 20:35
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Lets share our views on civ4

You gotta applease those 11 year olds! They are demanding, the recognize good merchandize, they have money!
I think they are the very foundation of our society!

BTW i just unistalled civ4.
The...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 23:54
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Lets share our views on civ4

HUmm nice
sorry about my ignorance. I should read instead of trying to "learning while having fun", like watching HIstory channel =/
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 23:52
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Lets share our views on civ4

oh no no no
civ2 is good
as alpha centauri

civ4 is shit i agree
But i think you should give alpha centauri a go its great
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 22:26
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Lets share our views on civ4

I win at the end. Just not by conquest. It was my first run at the game. As a emperor.
No barbarian wipe out my civ. It just made the game more boring.
Youre assumptions are getting even more...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 22:24
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Lets share our views on civ4

Darn history channel then

They told me that after losing the ships, they couldnt feed the troops anymore so had to disband them.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 22:10
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Lets share our views on civ4

Actually he did(or his sucessor/antecessor, cant remember), when the greeks destroyed their supply ships, they had to halt the invasion.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 22:08
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Lets share our views on civ4

Which I do. Read my lips, the game is easy:rolleyes:




You dont understand. Read again.
WHat I meant was that civ4 is more geared towards being more real at this point (despite being...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 22:05
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Lets share our views on civ4

Frequently at the beggining of the game your units might get killed by "barbaric bears" or "barbaric lions" They even carry "barbaric banners":rolleyes:

FFS killing lions has been a passage ritual...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 21:54
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Lets share our views on civ4

I just said i am good at the game!
What can I do to get through you?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 21:41
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Lets share our views on civ4

You should get your hands on the new splinter cell game. Thats pretty good.

In civ2 if things went ok you would end up owning the whole world by around 1950 which is pretty cool.
I found myself...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 21:25
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Lets share our views on civ4

I didnt
I can send you the save games if you want. civ4 is for people who do not know what a turn based game is
I play warcraft 3 which is a lot closer to civ 4 gameplaywise than civ2 ever was
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 21:23
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Lets share our views on civ4

Bumping threads is wrong that one didnt had much to do with this one specially by the lack of talent and intelligence of the first reply.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 21:14
Replies: 49
Views: 1,803
Posted By Baron Morte
Lets share our views on civ4

After spending more time with this despicable games than it deserves, I´ve reached the following conclusions:

Ok ive been a fan of civilization franchise for about 10 years now. I was trhilled...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2005, 22:51
Replies: 28
Views: 816
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Killing People

I dream about that a lot, specially that i have a semi automatic or something and the funny thing is that when i pump rounds into peoples chests a quite visible fog of blood arises from said persons...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 20:03
Replies: 20
Views: 662
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Quick english question, please help!

Oh yeah, that was a great comeback, congrats...

You remember me of that time when Homer got a Mad magazine, and there was this "great comebacks" section, and then he sais to marge
"Ask if want...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 19:25
Replies: 20
Views: 662
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Quick english question, please help!

Im brazilian and about the reasons of why i was never deported, probably they will have something to do with me never leaving brazil...

I would hate getting shot in the head also.... by the...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 17:20
Replies: 20
Views: 662
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Quick english question, please help!

in latin the infinitive tense is made up with only one word, which isnt the case in english and also tends to be the core issue in the problem at hand.

I got conpfused with that and now i realised...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 17:15
Replies: 40
Views: 1,483
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.

Yes, and that woman would be... my girlfriend, which has been by my side for the last 20 months now. It has been a quite enjoyable relation, and I wish everyone could be as happy as me.
Thanks for...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 12:57
Replies: 20
Views: 662
Posted By Baron Morte
Quick english question, please help!

Quick As i can no longer afford english classes, I hope you can solve this little interesting question:
Whats the difference in saying

I used to drive home on sundays

AND!

I used driving...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 12:51
Replies: 40
Views: 1,483
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.

I used to think that when noone replied my comments, but then i realised I was posting a inane drivel that no one would care to read :salute:!!!






Of course i dont think thats the same...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2005, 22:12
Replies: 20
Views: 909
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: don't kill over spilled milk

woah
Do you people agree on children being beaten up?
crazeh
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2005, 02:48
Replies: 49
Views: 1,552
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: That chick is in bad ****

Kuras line of tought: ( similar to Vogons [ the burocratic people that destroyed earth in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" ] ).

Its bumping, and from MUSLIM!! That wretched man should been...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2005, 05:59
Replies: 49
Views: 1,552
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: That chick is in bad ****

A sharp comment, showing that JJ is not a superior god of greatness showing us the way, and that I am a reasonable person, that was picked on due to being utter sincere. I spent the last 3 hours...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 17:11
Replies: 48
Views: 1,597
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: MY thread for me

perhaps your wit is just plain bad!
Why cant you be more like seinfeld, where everyone understands him and everybody is having fun?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 03:28
Replies: 19
Views: 1,071
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Unforeseen sequences

true.dat brother.....
:(
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 03:27
Replies: 19
Views: 1,071
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Unforeseen sequences

It was another way of saying that its like making a crappy movie about WW2, which is the subject of most movies (like 4% of all movies bear relations to that, which is the highest percentage by far...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 03:14
Replies: 19
Views: 1,071
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Unforeseen sequences

Biig disappointment: Xwing versus tie fighter: I learnt to love the Xwing game becouse of the TODs and story driver architeture of the game, with its animations and movies.
Xwing Vs tie fighter was...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 21:31
Replies: 19
Views: 1,071
Posted By Baron Morte
Unforeseen sequences

Now that i asked a work hours/wage reduction so i could be at home playing more, i finally found out that games, in general suck! here is a list of games ive played recently:

Doom3: Cheap horror...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2005, 20:21
Replies: 18
Views: 815
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: My Dearest Baron Morte

im so sorry, ive sent you a message about this, I most sincerily apologize for this problem, i was about to delete a few messages then i got high and forgot all about that. You can pm me now as much...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2005, 21:59
Replies: 14
Views: 560
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Losing Streaks Do Not Exist

Oh come on, there are topics on football everyday and no one seems to be punished!!

Ok ok, ill try not to bring it up :p
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2005, 21:57
Replies: 14
Views: 560
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Losing Streaks Do Not Exist

Muslim bashing... this is so 2001...
come on!! pick up with the rest of the class!! there are other things you can do instead of chasing me that will make you look cool!!!
:cool:
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2005, 21:40
Replies: 9
Views: 589
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Car crash :(

I think that its pretty unlikely that it would bent the axle. I think you have just burst the homokinetic(sp) which is that thing which connects the wheel to the axle.
Anyways, if hes paying, i...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2005, 21:35
Replies: 14
Views: 560
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Losing Streaks Do Not Exist

When i started war3 my first account had a astounishing 23 losses IN A ROW
and we are talking about a game which usually lasts 20 mins, meaning that ive spent at least 7 and a half hours losing...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2005, 18:20
Replies: 21
Views: 1,037
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Star Wars fan films

were you people able to download the new season of star wars cartoons? Its a series with like 5 mins episodes which are on cartoon network all the time?
Ive only managed to download season one =(...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2005, 18:16
Replies: 100
Views: 2,404
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Geek Humour

Oh my :banana:

I do enjoy this kind of humour. Like that one "theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like..."
Keep 'em...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2005, 16:56
Replies: 62
Views: 1,943
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: September 11th

Why be needlessly subservient just to look "not pedantic"?
Forum: General Discussions 30 Apr 2005, 17:18
Replies: 46
Views: 1,097
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talking about jumpy decision (need new hobbie advice)

Yeah
the most accurate definition of War3 is Diablo 2 where you can buy like 50 mercenaries. Hero harassing and towering just kill this otherwise interesting game

Hero harassing being a 5 yr old...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Apr 2005, 02:45
Replies: 46
Views: 1,097
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talking about jumpy decision (need new hobbie advice)

Ive just deleted Americas Army after playing it for quite some months because its filled with campers (people who lurks in ridiculous places to shoot unsuspecting people in the back)

GOD DO I HATE...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Apr 2005, 02:14
Replies: 46
Views: 1,097
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talking about jumpy decision (need new hobbie advice)

Apparently it does matter to a wide host of people. Should you not feel interested by this subject, hit the "back" button, instead of ruining someone elses topic.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Apr 2005, 01:49
Replies: 46
Views: 1,097
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talking about jumpy decision (need new hobbie advice)

Healing (holy light) and divine Shield (invulnerability) are lvl 1 spells
I cant choose the people i play against (its anonymous matchmaking)
Really there are ways to beat that, that being...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Apr 2005, 01:45
Replies: 46
Views: 1,097
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talking about jumpy decision (need new hobbie advice)

Im not whining, someone made me a question and I answered it
I do not regret stop playing the game, im just asking for advice on what to do with the free time
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2005, 20:42
Replies: 46
Views: 1,097
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talking about jumpy decision (need new hobbie advice)

which i did, by the means of deleting the image :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2005, 20:38
Replies: 46
Views: 1,097
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talking about jumpy decision (need new hobbie advice)

How would exposing me to the same crappy situation make a better person out of me?

I got late to work today because i tried to "teach" them that by doing that, they would only lose time and not...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2005, 20:30
Replies: 33
Views: 1,262
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider Attack

A quick abstract for those with semantic impairment

he thinks hes playing me
but im playing him
ok?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2005, 20:26
Replies: 46
Views: 1,097
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talking about jumpy decision (need new hobbie advice)

Because they want you to
1)Suffer from a connection mishap and drop
2) Start getting late for something and drop
3) Someone calls you/invites you to do something, or your girlfriend to get angry...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2005, 20:16
Replies: 46
Views: 1,097
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Talking about jumpy decision (need new hobbie advice)

Trust me
The human towering strat is recipy to victory as long as you have plenty of time
reason
1) With the masonry upgrades towers will have ridiculous endurance
2) With a mage doing blizzard...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2005, 20:00
Replies: 46
Views: 1,097
Posted By Baron Morte
Talking about jumpy decision (need new hobbie advice)

I just erased my legal copy of Warcraft III and broke the cd!


Well, the cd was already broken and i was using this image in my HD to play, which i deleted which =s to breaking the CD...

...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2005, 19:41
Replies: 33
Views: 1,262
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider Attack

And you so mischivious, intelligent and all round a street-wise guy bashing poor interNERDS with a brilliant use of academic rethoric with street-knowledge wich just cant be surpassed by even the...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2005, 13:05
Replies: 41
Views: 1,439
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: GD Advice

I got a wide host of good advice exactly from the people that "sucks"

Not to be like them

Everyone serves purpuose. Even if it is just to be bad example. (CLiche Ahoy!!!112)



On a...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2005, 12:37
Replies: 33
Views: 1,262
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider Attack

Thats a bit harsh :(


And untrue. I must urge you to revise your concepts before telling my country off:mad:
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 22:07
Replies: 33
Views: 1,262
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider Attack

HE tried to pick the cloth up
not the spiders
he could not see the spider with was hiding in the cloth
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 19:43
Replies: 20
Views: 745
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: My life in a nutshell.

No its not
It sucks.
But some people have to. Like the clinically depressed and stuff....

its a tough life :(
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 19:35
Replies: 20
Views: 745
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: My life in a nutshell.

you said taking ritaline is good but in the long run it sucks

well
thats anphetamines
:(



ritalin is MEANT to be used forever...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 19:27
Replies: 20
Views: 745
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: My life in a nutshell.

I think you are confusing with anphetamines and stimulants, which is bad bad for ye.
HOWEVER
Ritalin was originally concieved for treatment of people with Attention deficit disorder. After quite a...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 18:28
Replies: 5
Views: 751
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Creative minds

And how would that be? A 4 year-old android which is a ****ing ace piano player with terminal cancer?



:p
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 18:25
Replies: 20
Views: 745
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: My life in a nutshell.

AAAAnnyways, i think you got the point of "reward studying". Its quite effective, I use it whenever i have to do something i dislike (95% of the time)

Also you might want to tell your situation...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 16:25
Replies: 13
Views: 707
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Mishaps video

Have you cited your source (me)?


:p
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 15:50
Replies: 20
Views: 745
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: My life in a nutshell.

Use the study-reward system. Say to yourself "ok, if i manage to study for 30 mins, then ill have a beer, or wank, or 20 mins of WoW"

It works for me when "THE TRIUMPH OF THE WILL" is not working...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 15:45
Replies: 5
Views: 751
Posted By Baron Morte
Creative minds

since me brothar bought this dig cam corder ive been considering the possibility of making a 20min movie.
I would make it very dramatic, mixing the best concepts held in Blade Runner, Amadeus, Wit,...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 13:46
Replies: 20
Views: 874
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: My left foot

its just that my friend had this weird pain on the feet and he had like 15 cancerous lumps and had to remove it all.....

and i was feeling sick, and not wanting to eat, just like a regular cancer...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 13:44
Replies: 20
Views: 874
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: My left foot

Its a round number, dont you think it means something?

No?

oh well... im confused :(
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 12:52
Replies: 20
Views: 874
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: My left foot

Yep. Once my feet started aching from inside, like in the bones or something. I thought i had cancer or some shit like that, because it was a quite different pay from what you experience when you...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 12:48
Replies: 41
Views: 1,119
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: To the gaming comunity out there

where do you play? I mean, in real life with gangstars and stuff (like lock stock & 2 smoking barrelz)?
woah
do you lose any money while at it?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 04:06
Replies: 13
Views: 707
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Mishaps video

I think he got ran over :(

In a pretty stupid manner i should say
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 22:09
Replies: 19
Views: 746
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Old Chinese Man Fights 3 Young Bucks !

No, they would prolly dislike both things.... I guess....Imnot really sure though, its terrible to speak in the name of a nation.
But we got very upset (not me) with the Simpsons episode incident....
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 22:07
Replies: 5
Views: 606
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Bad Motorbike Wipeout on Wet Track

you see, he got hit by the bike at one point
I beat hes dead meat now
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 22:02
Replies: 19
Views: 746
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Old Chinese Man Fights 3 Young Bucks !

I didnt mean that
I said it terribly disrespectfull to make us an ad in english
Any reasonable brazilian guy wouldnt buy it
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 21:27
Replies: 19
Views: 746
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Old Chinese Man Fights 3 Young Bucks !

what good will do an english ad to a brazilian dude

i mean
its just disrespectfull
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 20:58
Replies: 19
Views: 746
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Old Chinese Man Fights 3 Young Bucks !

then why is it in english?
i thought it was something on the lines of 'buy russian brides, we export worldwide"
=(
i am confused
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 18:03
Replies: 19
Views: 746
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Old Chinese Man Fights 3 Young Bucks !

"Find a sex partner in Brasília"
WTF
What is that? DO people think brasil is a sex paradise with whores and gay people everywhere, where the flu of sex has caught everyone in a swirling orgy of...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 17:49
Replies: 13
Views: 707
Posted By Baron Morte
Mishaps video

This is a video with an assorted collection of painfull mishaps

This (http://paginas.terra.com.br/arte/ReinodoCaos/cassetada.htm)

I hope you enjoy it, comment about it, and give me good...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 16:34
Replies: 41
Views: 1,119
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: To the gaming comunity out there

actually im addicted to computer games, specially w3. If i sit on my computer i have to play.

Thats why i was considering erasing my \games folder :(

to take out of my life something which i...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 16:08
Replies: 31
Views: 939
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: For those who know what I'm talking about

Are also easier to get puked/pissed on by the upper bunker residing person

Often important to bear in mind when dealing with drunke/ stoned people


trust me

I know
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 16:04
Replies: 41
Views: 1,119
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: To the gaming comunity out there

Please please show me the way! I cant take it anymore!


*just on a sidenote my life stile is quite commom here in brazil. It really sucks being in poor country :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 15:34
Replies: 41
Views: 1,119
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: To the gaming comunity out there

Ok then
lets do a little math:

I wake up 0735, and go to work. Then I come back home 17:00, eat, shower, and 18:30 the classes begin. 22:45 im back home, knackered and stuff, but i usually...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 15:18
Replies: 41
Views: 1,119
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: To the gaming comunity out there

How hard is it to grasp the concept that you cant do only things you like, otherwise you will end up ****ed up in the long run?

Its good to eat lard
to have unsafe sex
not having to wake up...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 15:13
Replies: 50
Views: 1,818
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I need suggestions...

An you still didnt get it.....
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 15:04
Replies: 50
Views: 1,818
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I need suggestions...

I think you have misunderstood GD
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 15:00
Replies: 41
Views: 1,119
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: To the gaming comunity out there

Adults cannot do things they enjoy. They must work, which sucks, and study, which is boring, although its very enjoyable, depending on the subject.

The point is you cant do things you like!....
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 14:58
Replies: 41
Views: 1,119
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: To the gaming comunity out there

No comprendo Señor :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 14:53
Replies: 41
Views: 1,119
Posted By Baron Morte
To the gaming comunity out there

How do you people deal with the time you spend playing games? do you people feel guilty or something?

There is this boring git at my work i was talking to the other day, and he said he was a game...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 14:27
Replies: 50
Views: 1,818
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I need suggestions...

Dude
Its a matter of priorities
What do you value the most in your sex/love life
Being able to spray sperm on any girl you want whenever you can (lets say once each 3 months) or doing it with the...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 14:17
Replies: 117
Views: 3,578
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: How do you Revise?

Most of you start off with large texts and then you go breaking it down into smaller and smallers texts until it fits on hand notes.

Here in brazil most people do the same, except that when the...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 14:15
Replies: 117
Views: 3,578
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: How do you Revise?

Give him bad reputation!
Rá!!
that will teach some manners



:(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 14:07
Replies: 21
Views: 1,004
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Screw you, O2

Talking about desperated consumers

:(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 14:05
Replies: 32
Views: 1,462
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Laptop burns!

Is there a new guy in the pla world? and he is not being ill treated?

WOW
Forum: General Discussions 22 Apr 2005, 12:42
Replies: 38
Views: 1,083
Posted By Baron Morte
Forum: General Discussions 21 Apr 2005, 17:59
Replies: 28
Views: 1,075
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: hot or not?

yep and shes not fat, shes :cool:

Btw where is sky? i need to shove my gf in her face!
she told i would never get one!
Forum: General Discussions 21 Apr 2005, 12:50
Replies: 8
Views: 879
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Age of Conan

whoa
a lot of crazy creatures which where not on the filme
Who are they trying to trick?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Apr 2005, 12:37
Replies: 28
Views: 1,075
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: hot or not?

pretty good actually. Im in a 10-month relationship now and things are great :xmas:
Forum: General Discussions 21 Apr 2005, 03:46
Replies: 28
Views: 1,075
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: hot or not?

Just to clear things up
Im not the one that thought it was funny
So all of you with tard theories:
Go suck a ****





(yes im copyig the idiot donnie darkos sister)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2005, 21:39
Replies: 28
Views: 1,075
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: hot or not?

he said nothing to no one
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2005, 18:24
Replies: 28
Views: 1,075
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: hot or not?

He makes all the effort to talk, and as he is about to utter something, he realizes the camera dude is just ignoring him, so he just swallows his words and lives in a state of sorrow and depression,...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2005, 18:20
Replies: 13
Views: 915
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Should it be a crime if it's funny?

Now this is just mean:mad:
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2005, 18:11
Replies: 28
Views: 1,075
Posted By Baron Morte
hot or not?

So i started this discussion with my mate wethere this gif is funny or not, and we went trhough a large deal of comedy theories and got nowhere.
I wish you could see this gif and then explain your...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2005, 01:39
Replies: 20
Views: 802
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: being a proxy server (cry for help eh)

yeah i got you some goo´ld reputations pointz;)
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2005, 01:02
Replies: 20
Views: 802
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: being a proxy server (cry for help eh)

ive tried that => lan port lan port
:(:(:(:(:(

but thanks for the attention nevertheless
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2005, 00:57
Replies: 20
Views: 802
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: being a proxy server (cry for help eh)

im not in the mood for installing linux
are you pretty sure that there is no semi-decent windows compatible web proxy server?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2005, 00:52
Replies: 20
Views: 802
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: being a proxy server (cry for help eh)

yeah a little bit obvious there...

Have I mentioned that the free proxy softwares for windows are meant to be run on lans and do not work on teh internetweb? I think so....



At no point i...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2005, 00:49
Replies: 20
Views: 802
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: being a proxy server (cry for help eh)

I didnt say AT ALL i want to be an open proxy
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 23:51
Replies: 20
Views: 802
Posted By Baron Morte
being a proxy server (cry for help eh)

Does anyone knows any good software so i can be a proxy server and accept incoming connections from people in the internet?

All the proxy servers ive found are meant to be used in lans or intranet...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 23:40
Replies: 57
Views: 1,817
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: facial hair

So, in short
I start talking about higiene/society reproach in relation to beard and the thread ends into some "My girlfriend is hotter than yours" discussion, preceded by a "blog" post of flavius...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2005, 18:37
Replies: 58
Views: 1,326
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Excellent News

My friend gort one for BR$ 10 (one Brazilian Real = 2,63 USD)

And he said she was neat!

Now thats crazy!:)
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2005, 14:42
Replies: 8
Views: 642
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Illness jokes

hence the sad smiley

and

accordinly to south park, aids is funny( meaning that it is ok to make jokes about/with it) because it is a discovery 23 years old or more
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2005, 13:42
Replies: 8
Views: 642
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Illness jokes

This lady with abdominal pains went to the dokter and after a few tests, the doctor inquired the lady
- Do you like changing diapers?
- OoooOOOhh great!! Im going to have a baby?!?!?!?!
- NooOO,...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2005, 22:24
Replies: 57
Views: 1,817
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: facial hair

whoah
you have replaced that with "glad your back, muslim dude!"
anyways
im going to shave only on monday so i can look good the whole week!:cool:

its that a mischivious plan or what...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2005, 20:33
Replies: 57
Views: 1,817
Posted By Baron Morte
facial hair

Do you people take facial hair as a sign of poor hygiene?

ATM we are installing our software in one of our costumers and i am with 8mm facial hair. I am the only one in the team with noticeable...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Dec 2004, 00:50
Replies: 55
Views: 1,641
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: People who use the toilets when they should use the urinals

I use the cubicle so i can clean my penis in the sink (wich is *shockar* inside the cubicule)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2004, 15:45
Replies: 19
Views: 716
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I'm posting this thread from my mobile phone

piro crazy nice fella:
Is your avatar the Mancubus unit from doom II?

Sicerely Yours,
MEH
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2004, 15:36
Replies: 4
Views: 508
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: wireless, eh!?

i dont think there is people walking around with pdas and laptops looking for hot spots....
specially here in brazil....
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2004, 14:07
Replies: 4
Views: 508
Posted By Baron Morte
wireless, eh!?

So i am in the process of buying this ipaq 2215 and i was astonished by the wireless acess to the internerd global web, via 802.XXX stuff...

My uni is like a mile away from home, and I was...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2004, 18:23
Replies: 52
Views: 1,494
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: the catholic church

jesus is all about a poor kid in a poor country. No jesus will be born in europe!!!

He is going to live in brazil, oh yeah.....
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2004, 14:08
Replies: 52
Views: 1,494
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: the catholic church

There is this bloke in brazil that constantly says hes crist itself. He plocaims to be the reicarnation of the son of god, and he has like a dozen virgins which go with him wherever he goes ( usually...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2004, 14:02
Replies: 19
Views: 887
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM

this was a good joke.
It made me laugh, despite the fact i wasnt too sure what i was laughing at.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2004, 12:42
Replies: 21
Views: 668
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I just ate...

In my language mulherice means "1.Something done by women, 2. A distinct idiosyncrasy related to women"
Now THAT is some crazy shit....
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2004, 12:35
Replies: 35
Views: 1,040
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: How much "social networking" do you do at work?

My social networking is in a "need to have basis", that being the fact that i am very friendly towards the members of my team ( its a software company) and i just say hello, goodbye to members of...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2004, 13:04
Replies: 16
Views: 1,252
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Anyone on here read Schopenhauer?

i would say something on the topic of the feeeling is mutual but ill just bite my tong. You guys might have changed a great deal in the last 6 months.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2004, 12:24
Replies: 16
Views: 1,252
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Anyone on here read Schopenhauer?

Ive read that "Pain of the world" book which i am sure that the title in engish is something else, because i did a rough translation from portuguese....

it was pretty kelw and basicaly he said...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2004, 12:31
Replies: 40
Views: 891
Posted By Baron Morte
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2004, 16:05
Replies: 19
Views: 2,200
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: horror "assemble your computer" havoc tales

`tis done. Up and and roaring =()
Im a leet computar assembler.

My brother once managed to screw up a PCI slot while trying to install a new vid card =P We had to insert a thin cardboard to...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2004, 18:45
Replies: 19
Views: 2,200
Posted By Baron Morte
horror "assemble your computer" havoc tales

well i have been buying stuff to assemble my own pc for the last six months, because im a poor ****, and today the day has come.
however, As i was inserting the motherboard in the case, i failed to...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2004, 18:13
Replies: 7
Views: 641
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Drug sniffer dog dies of overdose

"Investigators in Paraguay are searching for evidence that security guards might have trapped shoppers in a burning supermarket by locking the doors to stop looting, while the death toll in the...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2004, 18:07
Replies: 25
Views: 692
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Warcraft 3 & Warcraft 3 Frozen Throne

I pay you 20 USD. Really
I bough the first one back in 2003...oh...2003......
and now i want to play FT
VICTOREH FOR THE BLACK ROCK CLAN!!!!!!!!
Sometimes the hand of fate must be forced.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2004, 13:41
Replies: 10
Views: 782
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Girls and Porn

thats what you get when you mix nerds and a topic with the word porn in it
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2004, 17:42
Replies: 129
Views: 3,106
Posted By Baron Morte
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2004, 16:00
Replies: 59
Views: 2,384
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: The PA Lovely Girls Competition.

I read " This is a trully "revolving shit" thread" which made me go lol.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2004, 20:49
Replies: 14
Views: 692
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: my lil´english questionnaire

is it padding, pads, maxxi pad or higienic towels?
I mean, they are made with polymerers... why do they call it towel?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2004, 18:01
Replies: 221
Views: 9,054
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Your top 5 worst posters on this board and reasons why.

I am under the impression that there are notebooks branded "vaio" like "toshiba" or "HP" and shit
gettit?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2004, 17:59
Replies: 14
Views: 692
Posted By Baron Morte
my lil´english questionnaire

What is it that marines say when they are leaving and want to look cool?
Semper (fi? phi?) carry on?

whats that?

oh
and what is that curse term like?
Ass-wipe? ass-white?

and...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2004, 17:53
Replies: 221
Views: 9,054
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Your top 5 worst posters on this board and reasons why.

isnt vaio a brand of techy stuff?

explain to me why you have such a fantasy name.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2004, 20:30
Replies: 221
Views: 9,054
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Your top 5 worst posters on this board and reasons why.

actually i fing his "neverr take teh internet seriously" policy quite aggravating at times, but hes overall a nice bloke

and i think you are the best that ever existed
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2004, 17:57
Replies: 35
Views: 836
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I'm in my Uni's promotional DVD

I want to see that =(
someone rip asap ta!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2004, 16:12
Replies: 221
Views: 9,054
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Your top 5 worst posters on this board and reasons why.

Sweet mama! I think this is the first time Im not blacklisted
wooohooooo
I have come a long way from rampant annoyingness to raging oblivion!
And all of you are a part of this ;)
Huzzas and...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2004, 16:08
Replies: 622
Views: 12,784
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: [Football] Copa America prediction league

I just want to spread my joy.
Its always a special victory when argetina takes it on the bum:banana:

Cheers!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2004, 20:46
Replies: 61
Views: 1,164
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: ATTN: Picture of dante

you are 26 innit?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2004, 20:41
Replies: 61
Views: 1,164
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: ATTN: Picture of dante

the lad on the pic looks 12
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2004, 23:32
Replies: 57
Views: 1,314
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: What did you do this weekend?

I was blowjobed by this chick who is in her period so no sex.
Really.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2004, 17:58
Replies: 10
Views: 531
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: terrorists are attacking with nipple rings

Wow
You are really one manly tough cowboy eh?
No room for crappy pansy sentimentalism. You are all about pussies eh?
nice going shaft:cool:
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2004, 17:54
Replies: 29
Views: 890
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Trainspotting

Thank you bery mucho
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2004, 17:48
Replies: 29
Views: 890
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Trainspotting

The movie is great (us.imdb.com is backing me this time) and my brother is currently reading the book, and he found it quite exilarating.
I enjoyed it a lot more than clerks, d´ya hear me dante?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2004, 02:11
Replies: 13
Views: 576
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Palm top people

exactly. But at least i would waste my money on 2 waste-money-thingies at once.....at a fairly reasonable price.
Also its a 1,2MP camera so its not that low res
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2004, 19:03
Replies: 13
Views: 576
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Palm top people

Digital kameras are such a waste of mony =(
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2004, 18:49
Replies: 4
Views: 400
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Donkey Kong Broke my GBA

You should buy a zire z72 and find the emulator for it and then pm me the url.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2004, 18:43
Replies: 13
Views: 576
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Palm top people

Is it possible to format an Zire and reintall another OS? Or using multipartition with an OS selector on the autoexec.bat?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2004, 18:39
Replies: 13
Views: 576
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Palm top people

yeah but then there is no camera
and i am looking forward using the camera =(
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2004, 17:53
Replies: 13
Views: 576
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Palm top people

Not really, as I own every game released for the GBA platform, i am legally entitled to play it on my palm top
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2004, 17:48
Replies: 13
Views: 576
Posted By Baron Morte
Palm top people

Im thiniking about getting meselfeh a zire z72. The main issue right now is the "emulability" of it. I heard that once there was this GBA emulator for the zires, but then nintendo shut it down with...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2004, 18:01
Replies: 27
Views: 2,142
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: As I Mature...

Boy, do I hate poemsy threads :pukes on its own shoes, and sneaks out of the party crying:
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2004, 16:16
Replies: 14
Views: 1,059
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: I would like to draw your attention to this

the chick on your avatar looks fit
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2004, 17:50
Replies: 14
Views: 1,059
Posted By Baron Morte
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2004, 00:04
Replies: 21
Views: 813
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Oh god! No! Buyers Remorse!

Because i was pretty sure that if I were to reveal who I was, I would be ill treated and my thoughts on this forum would be overlooked
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2004, 00:01
Replies: 21
Views: 813
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Oh god! No! Buyers Remorse!

yes, for a few months.....
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2004, 23:59
Replies: 126
Views: 3,657
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Should the Avatars be reduced in time?

I think that people who got banned or lost their accounts or some shit like that should be granted avatar. It isnt fair that I dont have one.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2004, 23:55
Replies: 21
Views: 813
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Oh god! No! Buyers Remorse!

they banned the other one out of spite
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2004, 23:54
Replies: 21
Views: 813
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Oh god! No! Buyers Remorse!

That would be me.....
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2004, 23:43
Replies: 21
Views: 813
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Oh god! No! Buyers Remorse!

I thought you were poor and had to save that penny to eat and have a roof over your head....
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2004, 18:06
Replies: 94
Views: 1,977
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: And as I was driving along....

So this is actually a "my dad is better than yours" thread?
Hoochie mama
it was a long time since the last occasion ive had the horrid distaste of being exposed to such a crappy discussion
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2004, 02:11
Replies: 74
Views: 1,870
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: testing

infact it does serve its purpuose of wanker bait. You bit it like there was no tomorrow!!!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2004, 02:10
Replies: 74
Views: 1,870
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: testing

I hope you do realize Ive only said that so that people witty and charming like yorself would quote and say this unbelievably sterile joke.

Nice going champs
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2004, 02:04
Replies: 74
Views: 1,870
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: testing

yeah me too
ill have to wait like a ****ing wanker for 5 months before i get mine
so unfair
ive been here since 2000
i deserve better treatment!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2004, 01:52
Replies: 7
lo
Views: 555
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: lo

the one that has bumsex with you

sorry mate
i couldnt refrain:(
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2004, 01:45
Replies: 7
lo
Views: 555
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: lo

gít ôot!!!11

by drunken scottish mofo
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2004, 21:28
Replies: 75
Views: 3,840
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

on a computer sciences uni.
you should see what kinds of women sprout out of scientific/technology areas.
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 4 Jul 2004, 21:28
Replies: 75
Views: 42,909
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

on a computer sciences uni.
you should see what kinds of women sprout out of scientific/technology areas.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2004, 18:15
Replies: 22
Views: 1,523
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Marlon Brando dies at 80

this year is getting so weird
a lot of important people are dying. Do you think the pope gets thru this celeb-murderer year?
it is of the opinion of this humble poster that NO
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2004, 03:30
Replies: 9
Views: 658
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: a joke

I am under the impression that this will take ages to read, finished with an unclimaxed non comic ending.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2004, 03:14
Replies: 75
Views: 3,840
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

nope...she felt like having men once again....

and she isnt like, a professional lesbian, she just happens to fool around with girls, so she does not have any "sex toys" nor the chicks she has...
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 4 Jul 2004, 03:14
Replies: 75
Views: 42,909
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

nope...she felt like having men once again....

and she isnt like, a professional lesbian, she just happens to fool around with girls, so she does not have any "sex toys" nor the chicks she has...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2004, 23:46
Replies: 16
Views: 633
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: what were your last 5 purchases made via t'internet...

ABIT NF7-S Ver 2.0 (https://www.rumo.com.br/sistema/ListaProdutos.asp?IDLoja=786&Y=2168990209673&IDProduto=52346)
Corsair XMS 512MB(256MBx2) PC-4000...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2004, 23:31
Replies: 75
Views: 3,840
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

She hasnt been penetraded for a year or so.

And thats due to the fact that she engages in sexual encounters with women. This has been going on for a year or so
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 3 Jul 2004, 23:31
Replies: 75
Views: 42,909
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

She hasnt been penetraded for a year or so.

And thats due to the fact that she engages in sexual encounters with women. This has been going on for a year or so
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2004, 22:59
Replies: 75
Views: 3,840
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

this is so 2000
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 3 Jul 2004, 22:59
Replies: 75
Views: 42,909
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

this is so 2000
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2004, 22:05
Replies: 34
Views: 816
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: What do you drink, spirt wise

i drink this "long john" scotch cos its pretty cheap
and "stastoya" vodka, i cant spell it, but it comes in those really vintage fashioned bottles which is pretty :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2004, 21:53
Replies: 25
Views: 1,387
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Macy Gray Totally Nude!

this thread reminds me of this episode of the simpsons where this bloke comes with a box of pictures and he goes like "what was I thinking when i actually took snapshots of whoopi goldberg to make a...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2004, 21:49
Replies: 32
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Posted By Baron Morte
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2004, 21:44
Replies: 75
Views: 3,840
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

nope
it was more like 70-85 kg methinks
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 3 Jul 2004, 21:44
Replies: 75
Views: 42,909
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

nope
it was more like 70-85 kg methinks
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2004, 21:43
Replies: 75
Views: 3,840
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

it felt loose
it doesnt mean she actually is loose
many dudes ive spoken to about said their first times have a tendency to feel that...
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 3 Jul 2004, 21:43
Replies: 75
Views: 42,909
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

it felt loose
it doesnt mean she actually is loose
many dudes ive spoken to about said their first times have a tendency to feel that...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2004, 21:35
Replies: 75
Views: 3,840
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

you see she hadnt been penetradedfor like an year.... she had warned me before that it might happen... as it had happen in the past....
she isnt some random girl peeps. I had told her about my...
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 3 Jul 2004, 21:35
Replies: 75
Views: 42,909
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

you see she hadnt been penetradedfor like an year.... she had warned me before that it might happen... as it had happen in the past....
she isnt some random girl peeps. I had told her about my...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2004, 16:23
Replies: 75
Views: 3,840
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

Anyways, shes majoring in computer science...
And i wasnt particularly worried about the size of the girl I would have sex with, but the willingness to do it....



And yes, im pretty sure im...
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 2 Jul 2004, 16:23
Replies: 75
Views: 42,909
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

Anyways, shes majoring in computer science...
And i wasnt particularly worried about the size of the girl I would have sex with, but the willingness to do it....



And yes, im pretty sure im...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2004, 01:02
Replies: 75
Views: 3,840
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

The chick I had sex with is about my height (6' 2) which is quite large for a female. She was also a bit overweight, which might lead to pussy enlargement*.
I was thinking innitially of having...
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 2 Jul 2004, 01:02
Replies: 75
Views: 42,909
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

The chick I had sex with is about my height (6' 2) which is quite large for a female. She was also a bit overweight, which might lead to pussy enlargement*.
I was thinking innitially of having...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2004, 22:20
Replies: 75
Views: 3,840
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

Actually it has to do with the fact that i do wank regularly, like thrice a week, and when i do, I tend to have a very firm grip on my penis, cos its pretty neat.
When i entered the chick, it felt...
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 1 Jul 2004, 22:20
Replies: 75
Views: 42,909
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

Actually it has to do with the fact that i do wank regularly, like thrice a week, and when i do, I tend to have a very firm grip on my penis, cos its pretty neat.
When i entered the chick, it felt...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2004, 18:30
Replies: 75
Views: 3,840
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

The way i get that was that he was supposed to wank "before penetration"
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 1 Jul 2004, 18:30
Replies: 75
Views: 42,909
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

The way i get that was that he was supposed to wank "before penetration"
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2004, 18:30
Replies: 75
Views: 3,840
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

nope
i had sex
with a girl
3 weeks ago
I lasted 50 mins
Im a sex god:banana:
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 1 Jul 2004, 18:30
Replies: 75
Views: 42,909
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: sue johanssen is a twat

nope
i had sex
with a girl
3 weeks ago
I lasted 50 mins
Im a sex god:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2004, 18:09
Replies: 75
Views: 3,840
Posted By Baron Morte
sue johanssen is a twat

Shes such a feminist/naturalist/libertarian wanker! I´m no longer watching her crappy show:mad:
One day i was watching the show and some gay bloke said he would pre-cum too much, and the taste of...
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 1 Jul 2004, 18:09
Replies: 75
Views: 42,909
Posted By Baron Morte
sue johanssen is a twat

Shes such a feminist/naturalist/libertarian wanker! I´m no longer watching her crappy show:mad:
One day i was watching the show and some gay bloke said he would pre-cum too much, and the taste of...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 18:06
Replies: 19
Views: 914
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: interesting story

She calls herself a motrbike connosoir and rides a ninja???
damn lammer, thats what she is. I have never owned a bike, but at least i can read enough to know that it sucks.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2004, 17:59
Replies: 19
Views: 509
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Woohoo... I graduated!

you could get neat jobs, the problem is that in this field either you make lots of money or none at all..... much like being an international law trade consultant or some shit like that
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2004, 17:54
Replies: 14
Views: 620
Posted By Baron Morte
Re: Crap Irish Joke

You could just say "OFC you ****ing goon"
It would work the same way:(
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