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CrashTester
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Feb 2020, 20:19
Replies:
25
Last post wins!
Views:
44,087
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Last post wins!
Winnar!
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Oct 2019, 22:55
Replies:
25
Last post wins!
Views:
44,087
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Last post wins!
Not too long. I’m winning!
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
15 Oct 2019, 17:41
Replies:
6
Poll:
Round 84 Name Poll
Views:
15,667
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Round 84 Name Poll
Why wasn't Roundy McRoundface not an option?????
Forum:
Forums Issues
15 Oct 2019, 17:19
Replies:
57
New roids for posts shambles
Views:
159,085
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: New roids for posts shambles
I'm only posting for the roids!
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Oct 2019, 17:17
Replies:
25
Last post wins!
Views:
44,087
Posted By
CrashTester
Last post wins!
The last person to post here gets a prize...
I am the winner! Yay! :)
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Oct 2019, 17:14
Replies:
0
Post your last 3 reps...
Views:
8,646
Posted By
CrashTester
Post your last 3 reps...
Post up your last three rep comments..
+How you like being old? 13 Jul 2013 19:03 s|k I approve of your posts
+Battle at Kruger!! 8 Jun 2007 18:35 horn that was enjoyable
-Making animals...
Forum:
Programming and Discussion
15 Oct 2019, 17:10
Replies:
0
Html?
Views:
6,095
Posted By
CrashTester
Html?
I've just finished learning HTML 4. About to start HTML 5. What is this site built on please?
Forum:
Roleplaying
15 Oct 2019, 17:08
Replies:
27
Sticky:
Away Thread
Views:
200,867
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Away Thread
Lighting bolt!
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Oct 2019, 17:07
Replies:
102
A chance to increase your post count by one
Views:
73,590
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: A chance to increase your post count by one
Took a while but
Yes
Yes
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Aug 2013, 21:40
Replies:
1
Minecraft
Views:
2,790
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Minecraft
My nan might be interested.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Aug 2013, 21:36
Replies:
12
s|k + CrashTester
Views:
4,113
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: s|k + CrashTester
I can knock up a spreadsheet and can even do graphics too!
The Empire [TE] will rule.
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Aug 2013, 21:49
Replies:
12
s|k + CrashTester
Views:
4,113
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: s|k + CrashTester
I'm in!
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Aug 2013, 21:48
Replies:
15
How you like being old?
Views:
5,264
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: How you like being old?
You babies!
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Aug 2013, 21:46
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
That's the one!
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Aug 2013, 21:44
Replies:
12
s|k + CrashTester
Views:
4,113
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: s|k + CrashTester
I haven't been here for years and popped back...not much going on so made a few posts.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jul 2013, 00:25
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Lol. I didn't say I was living off it but I am earning some money from google ads alone. It's a forum which ranks highly in its niche.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jul 2013, 00:22
Replies:
15
How you like being old?
Views:
5,264
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: How you like being old?
Yeah, I have to stick to old people collecting their pensions on Tuesday just to be sure Incan get away quick enough.
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jul 2013, 22:06
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Google ads! People clicking on google ads :)
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jul 2013, 22:03
Replies:
46
To Yahwe
Views:
20,654
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: To Yahwe
A wally is like a pickled cucumber, it looks like a green willy.
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jul 2013, 22:00
Replies:
15
How you like being old?
Views:
5,264
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: How you like being old?
Yes of course...but I'm making the best of it! I'd love to be able to run like I was still 20 years old...That really causes me a problem when I'm out mugging.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jul 2013, 22:41
Replies:
46
To Yahwe
Views:
20,654
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: To Yahwe
I remember Yahwe...he was a prize wally!
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jul 2013, 22:39
Replies:
15
How you like being old?
Views:
5,264
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: How you like being old?
I love it!
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jul 2013, 22:38
Replies:
112
so... where'd everyone go?
Views:
152,455
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: so... where'd everyone go?
I thought everyone here died...looks like the forums did :(
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jul 2013, 22:37
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
My new website is successful And earning monies ;)
Forum:
Alliance Discussions
1 Feb 2011, 17:02
Replies:
60
Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Views:
15,760
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Well I didn't have a generals uniform but I just happened to think the game was better played from within itself. I am not saying that IRC did not prove itself to be a more effective tool to amass...
Forum:
Alliance Discussions
4 Jan 2011, 01:15
Replies:
60
Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Views:
15,760
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Back then membership was at abouy 80,000 planets I think and TE was not the only alliance to have that kind of membership.
A wing consisted of 100 planets (split into 10 'fleets' of 10) so fleets...
Forum:
Alliance Discussions
30 Dec 2010, 20:14
Replies:
60
Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Views:
15,760
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
I guess I did Alki...beautifully put!
Thanks Mzyxptik. I see, so numbers are smaller which is probably better to be honest. When TE started it had 400-500 members so a wing/fleet system was...
Forum:
Alliance Discussions
30 Dec 2010, 18:58
Replies:
60
Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Views:
15,760
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Because I was interested to see who would take credit to the system that I believe became very popular and successful.
Is it still used by alliances?
Forum:
Alliance Discussions
30 Dec 2010, 15:27
Replies:
60
Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Views:
15,760
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Cos I left and have just come back!
Forum:
Alliance Discussions
30 Dec 2010, 13:26
Replies:
60
Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Views:
15,760
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Never really seen the problem with raising the dead if the comments I have to say today are still relevant.
Forum:
Alliance Discussions
29 Dec 2010, 20:35
Replies:
60
Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Views:
15,760
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
It was definately TE (The Empire) who first created and implemented the Wing system at the end of round 1 as T6E was dispanding and it's members began looking for new alliance.
I should know, I...
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jan 2009, 01:27
Replies:
39
Are You in a Recession Yet?
Views:
7,064
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Are You in a Recession Yet?
recession? nah..I'm still rich.
Forum:
Planetarion Suggestions
24 Jul 2007, 23:46
Replies:
53
Facebook add-on
Views:
9,405
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Facebook add-on
you and your friends really believe that eh?
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jul 2007, 10:44
Replies:
41
Laptop Problems
Views:
6,079
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Laptop Problems
in my experience it will almost certainly be the LCD panel that is faulty. You could try replacing the harness (the cable that connects it to the motherboard) but they wont only cost you pennies to...
Forum:
Alliance Discussions
24 Jul 2007, 10:18
Replies:
60
Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Views:
15,760
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Thinking about it now, I do agree with some that it was TE who devised and first used the wing system when the alliance was formed at the end of round one.
I also think that the HC system possibly...
Forum:
Alliance Discussions
23 Jul 2007, 14:46
Replies:
60
Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Views:
15,760
Posted By
CrashTester
Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?
Been trying to think which alliance first used the wing system for its members, any ideas?? I think it was one of the very early alliances.
Forum:
Planetarion Suggestions
23 Jul 2007, 14:29
Replies:
53
Facebook add-on
Views:
9,405
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Facebook add-on
my god, I cant believe some of you actually think being on facebook is any more cool than playing Planetarion!
Forum:
Planetarion Suggestions
9 Jul 2007, 22:54
Replies:
0
My Planetarion r22 logo
Views:
2,386
Posted By
CrashTester
My Planetarion r22 logo
Here is a logo I made for planetarion that I found on my HD, updated for the new round and free to use if anyone wants it.
...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jun 2007, 00:26
Replies:
1
Battle at Kruger!!
Views:
1,764
Posted By
CrashTester
Battle at Kruger!!
Who would win in a fight between Lions, Buffalo and Crocodiles?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 11:15
Replies:
12
Clownshoe Corner nominees
Views:
2,686
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Clownshoe Corner nominees
It was never really a 'reign', dude
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 11:13
Replies:
23
Making animals extinct
Views:
3,184
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Making animals extinct
I'd like to get rid of students. They think they know it all, and thats dangerous.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Mar 2007, 20:11
Replies:
57
English Fatty
Views:
8,281
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: English Fatty
Cannon McCready, the 14 stone 8 year old, was asked in school what his favourite musical instrument was. the fat c*nt said the dinner bell.
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Feb 2007, 17:42
Replies:
14
girlfriends name
Views:
2,969
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: girlfriends name
It is always advisable to make sure the girlfriends name is the same as the wifes name. Especially if you are pi55 poor at remembering names and prone to screams of passion while on the job.
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Feb 2007, 11:02
Replies:
40
A random act of kindness
Views:
4,021
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: A random act of kindness
f*cking thieves!
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Feb 2007, 13:36
Replies:
13
Eskimo's For Rent
Views:
3,117
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Eskimo's For Rent
hey sword, die you bitch.
Forum:
Planetarion Suggestions
16 Feb 2007, 13:15
Replies:
11
Move the portal off the front page.
Views:
2,908
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Move the portal off the front page.
Eve online looks like it has a) a lot more money spent on it and b) people willing to put the effort and commitment into creating good content.
Planetarion seems to have neither and right now to...
Forum:
Planetarion Suggestions
15 Feb 2007, 13:12
Replies:
11
Move the portal off the front page.
Views:
2,908
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Move the portal off the front page.
I admit that I dont fully understand how SEO optimisation works best but I dont see why a simple first screen that is useful to new visitors and captures interest cant be effective. Google does just...
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Feb 2007, 13:51
Replies:
53
I'm thinking about becoming vegan
Views:
7,880
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: I'm thinking about becoming vegan
What, you mean someone with concience, morals and care for other creatures on this earth? No we dont need more people like that at all!
Forum:
Planetarion Suggestions
14 Feb 2007, 12:25
Replies:
11
Move the portal off the front page.
Views:
2,908
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Move the portal off the front page.
well now that chef is gone and they are looking at getting someone else in to run it and maybe someone to develop a new one, now might be a good time to keep putting your opinions forward. Its...
Forum:
Planetarion Suggestions
13 Feb 2007, 16:12
Replies:
24
Ways to attract new players?
Views:
2,661
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Ways to attract new players?
Its a general discussion board not a slag off and despise planetarion board. I know full well that GD'ers like to distance themselves from the game but lets face it, its Planetarion and the paying...
Forum:
Planetarion Suggestions
13 Feb 2007, 13:19
Replies:
24
Ways to attract new players?
Views:
2,661
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Ways to attract new players?
I agree with the points raised especially with regards to IRC and the forums.
I personally detest IRC mainly due to my experience of IRC through playing Planetarion and because of that I would...
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Feb 2007, 13:05
Replies:
32
Marketing Gimmicks.
Views:
5,363
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Marketing Gimmicks.
Man, you got suckered three times!! Valentines is just a marketing gimmick...poor you :(
Forum:
Planetarion Suggestions
13 Feb 2007, 12:43
Replies:
11
Move the portal off the front page.
Views:
2,908
Posted By
CrashTester
Move the portal off the front page.
I have been giving this some thought and I feel that the Portal needs to be moved off of the front page. The first thing people should see when they visit www.planetarion.com is clean idea of what to...
Forum:
Planetarion Suggestions
13 Feb 2007, 11:54
Replies:
24
Ways to attract new players?
Views:
2,661
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Ways to attract new players?
One thing I would say is get the Portal off the www.planetarion.com domain! Its rubbish and I cant see it enticing people who might chance upon the game.
Im not saying dont have a portal but move...
Forum:
Planetarion Suggestions
13 Feb 2007, 11:49
Replies:
15
Timezones
Views:
2,308
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Timezones
I dont dislike the concept, for me timezones have been an overlooked consideration that would help benefit the game if it could be overcome to good effect.
But Im not sure the original idea is...
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Feb 2007, 12:14
Replies:
91
#forums
Views:
8,832
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: #forums
Giving small petty people power is the main reason why IRC is so sh1t.
Hats off to JBG though for demonstrating this so well.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Feb 2007, 12:02
Replies:
32
Marketing Gimmicks.
Views:
5,363
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Marketing Gimmicks.
man you got suckered twice!! Not only did they get you to buy a nora jones album with marketting trickery but they made you spend more to buy two!
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Feb 2007, 12:50
Replies:
32
Marketing Gimmicks.
Views:
5,363
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Marketing Gimmicks.
3 for 2 offers are usually a bargain if you use that product normally and have the money to spend up front for what could be a month or two's supply of said product.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Feb 2007, 11:43
Replies:
91
cover versions
Views:
8,474
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: cover versions
I liked Scissor Sisters Comfortably Numb and did not realise it was a cover of a Pink Floyd song. Now though I find myself really liking the original slower version.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Feb 2007, 11:38
Replies:
32
Marketing Gimmicks.
Views:
5,363
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Marketing Gimmicks.
I got suckered by those TV quiz show things. Just once mind, never again.
It was late and after a few drinks, me and the mrs got home and switched on the TV. We had never seen one of these TV quiz...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Feb 2007, 11:27
Replies:
24
GD Bloodbowl League
Views:
6,984
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD Bloodbowl League
bloodbowl is OLD.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Feb 2007, 11:25
Replies:
20
car breaking in drama
Views:
3,042
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: car breaking in drama
If you hunted me to beat me I would kill you until you were dead.
And I didnt steal the musics from it I just deleted it mate. :up:
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Feb 2007, 16:12
Replies:
20
car breaking in drama
Views:
3,042
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: car breaking in drama
I stole a guys iPod out of his jacket on Thursday :up:
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Jan 2007, 17:59
Replies:
9
Set phasers to stun..
Views:
2,081
Posted By
CrashTester
Set phasers to stun..
They made a ray gun!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6297149.stm
How long before they make it a hand held device - 10 years?
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jan 2007, 18:15
Replies:
26
Help save Mozarts penis.
Views:
3,875
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
c'mon man, he may have another one he can call upon but if you were born with 2 fully functional willies it's still not reasonable to have one cut off just because it's doing what nature intended and...
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jan 2007, 14:43
Replies:
26
Help save Mozarts penis.
Views:
3,875
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
Because I am an ignorant racist brit and assumes jonny foreigner hasn't had the decency to learn my language.
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jan 2007, 12:27
Replies:
26
Help save Mozarts penis.
Views:
3,875
Posted By
CrashTester
Help save Mozarts penis.
OK, by the power of the internet I hope we can do someting amazing - save an iguana's penis!
At the Aquatopia zoo in Antwerp, Belgiums there is an Iguana called Mozart who has had a permanent...
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Jan 2007, 15:59
Replies:
75
Social Greetings
Views:
5,534
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Social Greetings
I fail to see a situation ever when Yahwe would be the alpha male.
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jan 2007, 12:32
Replies:
10
Who's got a good eye for pictures?
Views:
2,118
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Who's got a good eye for pictures?
You thief!
If you look at the website he specifically mentions thieving Planetarions so he redesigned his site in flash to stop the pinching and linking. Seems he was justified in doing so! :)
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jan 2007, 11:03
Replies:
10
Who's got a good eye for pictures?
Views:
2,118
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Who's got a good eye for pictures?
It is kinda intended and is based on a picture called Hot Jupiter by Mark A Garlick (http://www.space-art.co.uk/html/stars/fstars.html).
There is no intentional lens flare added, the stars are...
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
18 Jan 2007, 18:55
Replies:
5
Artwork: Behemoth attacking a planet
Views:
3,316
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Artwork: Behemoth attacking a planet
Thanks for the comments, I have now added 2 png versions.
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jan 2007, 18:18
Replies:
10
Who's got a good eye for pictures?
Views:
2,118
Posted By
CrashTester
Who's got a good eye for pictures?
Im looking for some comments and constructive criticism on a piece of artwork I have done, and I know you guys are up to the challenge!!
I wont post all the details again but links to the...
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
18 Jan 2007, 18:14
Replies:
5
Artwork: Behemoth attacking a planet
Views:
3,316
Posted By
CrashTester
Artwork: Behemoth attacking a planet
I am looking for a bit of constructive criticism on these images I have been messing about with, it is a Behemoth attacking research and engineering settlements on a Zikonian planet.
There are...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jan 2007, 15:30
Replies:
63
Unbelievable
Views:
4,914
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Unbelievable
it is black slang used instead of proper english.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jan 2007, 16:23
Replies:
27
[football] FA Cup Predictions
Views:
3,828
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: [football] FA Cup Predictions
i predict west ham wont do very well.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jan 2007, 12:40
Replies:
39
Going to Liverpool Saturday...
Views:
3,408
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Going to Liverpool Saturday...
/me punches Pig in the man boobs! POW!
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jan 2007, 12:30
Replies:
39
Going to Liverpool Saturday...
Views:
3,408
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Going to Liverpool Saturday...
so you want some, sailor boy??
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jan 2007, 12:03
Replies:
39
Going to Liverpool Saturday...
Views:
3,408
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Going to Liverpool Saturday...
bring it on.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jan 2007, 11:24
Replies:
39
Going to Liverpool Saturday...
Views:
3,408
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Going to Liverpool Saturday...
Im a 'mouthy' cockney and birmingham is a shit hole. So go on, rob me you big midlands pansy.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jan 2007, 12:14
Replies:
53
Why I don't use the train
Views:
22,875
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Why I don't use the train
if you feel that bad about it you could offset things but doing say a weeks voluntary work helping the environment - they do tree planting and stuff.
But at the end of the day if the powers that...
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jan 2007, 12:02
Replies:
53
Why I don't use the train
Views:
22,875
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Why I don't use the train
Honestly, dont feel in any way guilty about using air travel when the trains are so expensive and unreliable and using a car is being deterred.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Jan 2007, 11:34
Replies:
40
2006 Posting Activity Spectacular!
Views:
4,703
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: 2006 Posting Activity Spectacular!
I have posted loads in 2006 yet it says 0 - why is that, statman?
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Jan 2007, 11:05
Replies:
12
Whatever you do, don't open your Dell PC
Views:
2,482
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CrashTester
Re: Whatever you do, don't open your Dell PC
it sounds like you are the problem. I support Dells at work - hundreds of them - and no such problems, in fact they are so easy to upgrade my gran could do it!
Dry getting a Dummy guide, it might...
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General Discussions
2 Jan 2007, 12:19
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7
So Anyway...
Views:
2,338
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: So Anyway...
Happy New Year - hope you all had a drunk one!!
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General Discussions
22 Dec 2006, 17:11
Replies:
7
So Anyway...
Views:
2,338
Posted By
CrashTester
So Anyway...
It's that time of year again, goodwill to all men and all that malarky and even though I may not rank fairly in many peoples estimations and they rank poorly in mine too, I would still like to take...
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Dec 2006, 12:22
Replies:
43
Survivor of GD : In what way has being here affected you?
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5,339
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Survivor of GD : In what way has being here affected you?
Napoleans body is still here but he is very dead!
Anyway, I have learned that my mum was right and the internet is full of wierdos that you should meet.
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
21 Dec 2006, 18:56
Replies:
49
Universe structure in general (will not affect r20)
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6,215
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Universe structure in general (will not affect r20)
More than slightly but not so much that it makes inter universal travel pointless. I am out of touch with game specifics so wouldnt want to comment on the actual travel time.
Im not sure I...
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
21 Dec 2006, 16:26
Replies:
49
Universe structure in general (will not affect r20)
Views:
6,215
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Universe structure in general (will not affect r20)
I think you should keep the game as planets - galaxies - clusters but in addition think there should be new sign ups each week or two of a round that start in a brand new 'Universe'. New Universes...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Dec 2006, 16:02
Replies:
442
A Plane Problem
Views:
58,983
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: A Plane Problem
excuse me mr brilliance, i read through pages 1-2 and didnt see it, i am sorry your eminence, forgive me for breathing.
forgive me forgive me forgive me forgive me forgive me forgive me forgive...
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General Discussions
21 Dec 2006, 15:30
Replies:
442
A Plane Problem
Views:
58,983
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: A Plane Problem
The plane would not fly.
Its too foggy, all flights are cancelled. Read the news, bozo's.
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Dec 2006, 18:26
Replies:
54
ITT: You help me with the culture shock [London]
Views:
7,903
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: ITT: You help me with the culture shock [London]
To indicated to said barman that you actually want to purchase a drink and are not one of the 2 dozen or so knob-cheddars who usually stand at the bar all night in acting like it is there exlusive...
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General Discussions
13 Dec 2006, 11:42
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39
Iran: Beacon Of Liberty!
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3,215
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Iran: Beacon Of Liberty!
Isreal will attack Iran within 1-2 years and destroy their nuclear stations. What happens after that depends upon Irans response.
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General Discussions
7 Dec 2006, 14:59
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31
omgaliens
Views:
3,826
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: omgaliens
Bill Clintons seamen perhaps?
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General Discussions
6 Dec 2006, 19:15
Replies:
68
A Tale of Confusion!
Views:
7,228
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: A Tale of Confusion!
Nope, its definately thinking dear horn.
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General Discussions
6 Dec 2006, 11:10
Replies:
68
A Tale of Confusion!
Views:
7,228
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: A Tale of Confusion!
Its OK, I know whats involved. One of my dumbass ex girlfriends was a psychology student. It seemed like very easy stuff to me. Lets face it, its a cop out subject. Or maybe its Sociology im thinking...
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General Discussions
5 Dec 2006, 14:23
Replies:
68
A Tale of Confusion!
Views:
7,228
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: A Tale of Confusion!
well, do I need a degree?
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Dec 2006, 11:32
Replies:
21
gadgets for me for xmas
Views:
3,718
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: gadgets for me for xmas
how about one of those vibrating vagina thingys with ginger hair?
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Dec 2006, 11:29
Replies:
68
A Tale of Confusion!
Views:
7,228
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: A Tale of Confusion!
yes, but isnt doing a psychology course just what dumb fuks do to get into uni? So maybe she really doesnt have a clue.
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
29 Nov 2006, 11:49
Replies:
56
Quicker rounds?
Views:
7,515
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Quicker rounds?
How long is a round nowadays - 3-4 months? I havent played PA in a while but my view on round length is this. After a certain point into the game (usually only a few weeks) the gap between the top...
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Nov 2006, 17:59
Replies:
12
In a spot of bother....
Views:
3,241
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In a spot of bother....
who is the fukwit who repped me with the comment not to bump threads?? Seriously, get a clue.
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Nov 2006, 11:22
Replies:
10
Legal Question, Insurance
Views:
2,400
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Legal Question, Insurance
you havent got a leg to stand on. You need to know exactly who did the damage firstly to pursue any sort of claim, merely thinking it was a council vehicle because you saw one nearby isnt enough Im...
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General Discussions
24 Nov 2006, 11:12
Replies:
68
GD Christmas Meet!
Views:
8,653
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD Christmas Meet!
yeah, but by the time you factor in the transport, accomodation, eats, drinks and a bullet proof vest, its just too expensive.
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
21 Nov 2006, 18:57
Replies:
25
Planetarion portal
Views:
3,218
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Planetarion portal
Out of interest Chef what are you able to do with the portal? Can you change layout, add pictures, etc??
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
21 Nov 2006, 18:30
Replies:
1
3D ship renders..
Views:
2,102
Posted By
CrashTester
3D ship renders..
OK, a bit late I know but here are some of my ship renders that I was planning to enter into the competition. Tell me what you think. If you would like to use my pictures, or is PA would like me to...
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General Discussions
21 Nov 2006, 11:13
Replies:
15
Why don't we do it?
Views:
2,149
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Why don't we do it?
Because she is fking ugly and dont deserve romance.
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Nov 2006, 18:52
Replies:
12
In a spot of bother....
Views:
3,241
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In a spot of bother....
sorry mate, never used them - most people are put off by the price!!
One thing to try. Get a windows XP disk and boot from it. Run trough to the menu screen that give 3 options - 1 to reinstall...
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General Discussions
20 Nov 2006, 18:43
Replies:
16
My science-fiction novel : Chapter 1
Views:
3,053
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: My science-fiction novel : Chapter 1
I dont read, someone please summarise for me. ta.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Nov 2006, 11:09
Replies:
53
If Chimps are People too...
Views:
5,805
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: If Chimps are People too...
this thread got boring after my initial post :(
Forum:
Planetarion Suggestions
6 Nov 2006, 13:04
Replies:
6
Suggestion: 3D ship renders competition
Views:
1,717
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Suggestion: 3D ship renders competition
Pardon me for calling you a fukwit.
Forum:
Planetarion Suggestions
6 Nov 2006, 12:02
Replies:
6
Suggestion: 3D ship renders competition
Views:
1,717
Posted By
CrashTester
Suggestion: 3D ship renders competition
Here is a suggestion. When you run a competition with a cut off date of the 11th November, DONT announce 7 days beforehand that it has been abandoned due to lack of response!! Have the bl00dy decency...
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Planetarion Suggestions
2 Nov 2006, 14:39
Replies:
7
Suggestion; Corporate Accounts
Views:
2,025
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Suggestion; Corporate Accounts
As I mentioned in my original post this idea does rely on the use of private galaxies. I dont really see the problem with having all planets from galaxy xx.xx.xx all using the same ip...
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Planetarion Suggestions
2 Nov 2006, 14:28
Replies:
7
Suggestion; Corporate Accounts
Views:
2,025
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Suggestion; Corporate Accounts
Im sorry but the logistics for it to work it is for PA to work out, I just came up with the idea.
You ask how it would be a team building excercise, to work as a team to attack, defend and grow a...
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Planetarion Suggestions
2 Nov 2006, 11:41
Replies:
7
Suggestion; Corporate Accounts
Views:
2,025
Posted By
CrashTester
Suggestion; Corporate Accounts
Here is a little suggestion to get new players.
Please bear in mind I have not played PA in a long while so am not up to date with the changes, my suggestion does however reply on having a way to...
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General Discussions
31 Oct 2006, 11:25
Replies:
12
In a spot of bother....
Views:
3,241
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In a spot of bother....
OK, if you cant see a good HD in your laptop then In my experience (and I fix laptops for a living) it sounds like you may have unfortunately damaged the motherboard.
If there is any kind of...
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Oct 2006, 19:03
Replies:
12
In a spot of bother....
Views:
3,241
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In a spot of bother....
oh, and if you really need to recover data from the HD I will offer to have a go at doing this (Im asked to do it all the time in my current job). PM me. But if its physically broken you will need to...
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Oct 2006, 19:00
Replies:
12
In a spot of bother....
Views:
3,241
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In a spot of bother....
so you cant see another good hard drive even when thats plugged in?
Did you make sure you took off the little black connector from the pins of the 'faulty' hard drive? You definately need this to...
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Oct 2006, 10:36
Replies:
8
Borat
Views:
2,350
Posted By
CrashTester
Borat
It has to be said that I think Borat is fast becoming my favourite comedy character of the decade!
Who plans to go see the movie?
I was reading some of his quotes on the train home last night...
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Oct 2006, 10:33
Replies:
13
xfactor
Views:
2,376
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: xfactor
Oh, I think we crossed lines, I was referring to the Maria who was in the last X-factor not the sound of music thingy.
Although, that said what I did watch of the maria thing I thought the one who...
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Oct 2006, 18:36
Replies:
13
xfactor
Views:
2,376
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: xfactor
Maria was an OK singer. She is a friend of a friend here in work, aparently.
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Oct 2006, 12:08
Replies:
13
xfactor
Views:
2,376
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: xfactor
I dont agree. I usually just prefer to watch the auditions for the humour value I think this time there are some genuinely good talent among the final 12.
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Oct 2006, 11:17
Replies:
13
xfactor
Views:
2,376
Posted By
CrashTester
xfactor
So who do you think will win X-Factor?
I personally think Leona, Ben and Robert will be in the final as they are the best singers/performers. I would like to see Robert win it no only because I...
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Oct 2006, 14:30
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Thanks for taking a look. Can you check again for me and see if it is Plans 3 of the Erdogan apartments that you can only see 2/3rds of the roll over picture?
I think I've loaded a large...
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General Discussions
17 Oct 2006, 12:23
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Hehe..now that is funny! Tell him I am sorry and it will be removed soon :)
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Oct 2006, 11:21
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Yes it is. And truth be told that is what Ive done so far. However, its not very professional if a customer comes to my website and sees the same area guide as the website before! Thats why I would...
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General Discussions
17 Oct 2006, 10:47
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Thanks for the freedback SYMM, here are some replies;
The image and words at the top right were accidentally saved as gif and lost most of the clarity. This is one of the jobs I intended to...
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General Discussions
16 Oct 2006, 18:02
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Ok, for those interested;
I think I have made the page easy to navigate, I've kept the colours simple yet striking. I've done my best with content, the site itself if not the sort where the...
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Oct 2006, 11:17
Replies:
53
If Chimps are People too...
Views:
5,805
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: If Chimps are People too...
Whats you point dude? Ive been to disney world and after seeing Mickey and Minnie I'd say that are better than a 16 year old.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Oct 2006, 09:56
Replies:
53
If Chimps are People too...
Views:
5,805
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: If Chimps are People too...
Well f**k me - doesnt everyone???
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Oct 2006, 12:30
Replies:
53
If Chimps are People too...
Views:
5,805
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: If Chimps are People too...
A small step I think Dace has already taken. That boy just keeps breaking through barriers!
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Oct 2006, 10:20
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
planetarion forums, innit!
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Oct 2006, 10:07
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
I'll stop being retarded when you stop being agressive. Do we have a deal little man?
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2006, 17:44
Replies:
18
Stuff in the fridge.
Views:
3,118
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Stuff in the fridge.
Bake the potatoes, chop the carrots, mushrooms, tomatoes and onion and fry them, put them inside the baked potatoes and cum all over it. And there you have Jamie Oliver's first ever food creation...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2006, 17:16
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
stop being so aggressive you silly little boy. feel honoured that {I} asked {YOU} for your advice.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2006, 16:33
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
My website is supplementing a foreign business that currently has no UK exposure, therefore the website will be the single focal point for UK customers. It is already an established business in its...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2006, 16:24
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
DACE: well i am not a moron and I do know about online marketing, but as I said 'I seriously expect you to tell me things I didnt already know and make my website a page rank busting fortune making...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2006, 15:14
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,478
Posted By
CrashTester
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
I have recently set up a legitimate business website and had underestimated how hard it would be to advertise my site without spending a fortune.
So I ask you all in your youthful wisdom of all...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2006, 15:04
Replies:
53
If Chimps are People too...
Views:
5,805
Posted By
CrashTester
If Chimps are People too...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/broadband/tx/chimps/
OK, so if Chimps were indeed to be classed as people too and afforded the same rights as people would it be socially...
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Oct 2006, 16:02
Replies:
52
A Gym / Muscle Question
Views:
7,196
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: A Gym / Muscle Question
Why do you even need to go to the gym JJ? I would have thought your arms were ripped anyway, all that post pruning, deleting and user banning you have to get through here.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Sep 2006, 17:10
Replies:
24
So my new avatar...
Views:
4,055
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: So my new avatar...
Mods, can you rename this this thread 'Pimp my Avatar' and I invite all users to redo their Avatars bigger and better than before.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Sep 2006, 16:45
Replies:
11
This is probably the best advert EVER
Views:
2,649
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: This is probably the best advert EVER
OMG - Tomkat is the new Nodrog!
Oh, and that advert wasnt very good mate :(
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Sep 2006, 16:36
Replies:
24
So my new avatar...
Views:
4,055
Posted By
CrashTester
So my new avatar...
..is great!
Using my exceptional 3D imaging skills I have redesigned my green blob avatar. Tell me what you think? I might do one that animates between all reg and all green to show that sometimes...
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Sep 2006, 16:09
Replies:
13
Extras
Views:
2,851
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Extras
Its OK you are not weird Gzambo, you just dont 'get it'.
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Sep 2006, 15:25
Replies:
17
GD/#forums meet, my house, 28/29 october
Views:
4,018
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD/#forums meet, my house, 28/29 october
I'd like to come, only to protect your cats and all other pussy's that need guarging against nasty GDers.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Sep 2006, 15:06
Replies:
48
How shiet is my board
Views:
5,485
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: How shiet is my board
which big raving homo dave?
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Sep 2006, 15:02
Replies:
44
possible GD meet
Views:
5,711
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: possible GD meet
Can I come?
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Oct 2005, 17:06
Replies:
36
The decline and fall of the British nation
Views:
3,916
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: The decline and fall of the British nation
Really? Well my grandads went to fight for everything they had built up in england and to continue the british way of life, not to open the floodgates to jonny foreigner.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Oct 2005, 16:58
Replies:
60
Big bi Manson's big bi angst thread
Views:
4,545
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Big bi Manson's big bi angst thread
MM, you are ridiculous. Leave the hetro man alone, if he had nonce tendancies you would know it withjout asking GD. For axample, he would be bald headed, have a goatee beard, wear pink, drink some...
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Oct 2005, 14:51
Replies:
36
The decline and fall of the British nation
Views:
3,916
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: The decline and fall of the British nation
The british nation went into decline when some bright spark decided we should be 'multicultural'. If only there had been a refurendum on it :(
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Oct 2005, 10:24
Replies:
89
My mental state
Views:
4,187
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: My mental state
I am autistic.
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Oct 2005, 10:21
Replies:
50
No rascims in the U.S.A
Views:
5,611
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A
anyhow, everyone knows black people feel no pain. so what is the problem??
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2005, 18:06
Replies:
50
No rascims in the U.S.A
Views:
5,611
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A
Its not the police's fault, its mine. I specifically asked them to 'give him a good kicking for me' which they duley did. My apologies.;
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2005, 16:02
Replies:
39
Eating habbits and body health
Views:
3,999
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Eating habbits and body health
The answer is simple: Anal sex. You need to take it up the butt in order to lose the belly, Imean how many female porn stars who take it up the butt do you see with a flabby belly. None. Thats...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2005, 14:19
Replies:
75
Get paid to improve America
Views:
6,798
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Get paid to improve America
build more guns!
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2005, 14:14
Replies:
51
hrmm Ramadan
Views:
6,345
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: hrmm Ramadan
punch da bitch in da face, then force feed her a bacon sandwich followed by your throbbing cock. When da police come by tell them ramadan did it with his ding dong.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2005, 11:20
Replies:
48
Would be being born blind and deaf be that bad?
Views:
3,867
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Would be being born blind and deaf be that bad?
So I put the question to you. Would it be OK to grope a fit blind birds tits and pussy to communicate that you think she is fit?
I think it is.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Oct 2005, 10:06
Replies:
16
Quick help
Views:
2,538
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Quick help
I dont know but there is a floating shitty in my toilet.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Oct 2005, 17:30
Replies:
29
anyone own a rat?
Views:
2,825
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: anyone own a rat?
you got youself another man Madi?
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Oct 2005, 11:10
Replies:
64
A very accurate technique to getting laid on the first date
Views:
5,065
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: A very accurate technique to getting laid on the first date
Yes, because she will!!!
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Oct 2005, 10:23
Replies:
1
Guts and Balls
Views:
1,808
Posted By
CrashTester
Guts and Balls
The difference in definition between 'Guts' and 'Balls';
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts the ask; are...
Forum:
Hardware and Tech Support
4 Oct 2005, 13:38
Replies:
4
New Memory
Views:
9,037
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: New Memory
some dick neg repped me for my recommendation and failed to say who they were. Whoever they are knows little about memory.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Oct 2005, 11:35
Replies:
3
Did anyone see Shock Docs on Five last night?
Views:
2,066
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Did anyone see Shock Docs on Five last night?
Its funny you say that. He DID stop and rest after about 20 odd thrusts, then after a brief respite he went back in and stabbed him some more.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Oct 2005, 10:17
Replies:
3
Did anyone see Shock Docs on Five last night?
Views:
2,066
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Did anyone see Shock Docs on Five last night?
It was about Troy Kell (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=troy+kell&meta=) a death row inmate.
They actually showed the CCTV footage of the killing of Lonnie Blackmon, which was quite...
Forum:
Hardware and Tech Support
4 Oct 2005, 10:00
Replies:
4
New Memory
Views:
9,037
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: New Memory
high grade stuff.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Oct 2005, 09:55
Replies:
24
Ronnie Barker dies
Views:
3,041
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Ronnie Barker dies
Thats a shame, Ronnie was a funny man :(
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Oct 2005, 09:52
Replies:
42
Singularity Due To Artificial Intelligence
Views:
3,726
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Singularity Due To Artificial Intelligence
but was einstein really so clever, I mean we ALL know that E=Mc2, its not a hard one.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Oct 2005, 17:39
Replies:
42
Singularity Due To Artificial Intelligence
Views:
3,726
Posted By
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Re: Singularity Due To Artificial Intelligence
As soon as we break free of the restrictions of silicone, we will be flying, baby.
AI is already with us. While you can debate whether or not the I is relevant, you must face the facts that...
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General Discussions
3 Oct 2005, 16:53
Replies:
45
Dirty Secrets
Views:
4,196
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Dirty Secrets
my local sells a drink which is half beer half water for almost £2.50 per pint!
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Oct 2005, 16:51
Replies:
11
For those who are into weed
Views:
2,270
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: For those who are into weed
Fix up, dis mans just rite it da rong way to prove da point, innit?
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Oct 2005, 14:52
Replies:
11
For those who are into weed
Views:
2,270
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: For those who are into weed
Why cant Sean Paul spell properly?
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Oct 2005, 14:40
Replies:
45
Dirty Secrets
Views:
4,196
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Dirty Secrets
I fist leprechauns.
I cant help it, I just love seeing their little faces grimacing on the end of my arms as I walk around pretending they are mittens.
Forum:
Hardware and Tech Support
3 Oct 2005, 11:18
Replies:
49
Rating Web Design?
Views:
15,479
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Rating Web Design?
- It took ages to load on dialup, but that is probably due to the image sizes mentioned previously. You can make this better by taking the steps already explained to decrease file sizes.
- The top...
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General Discussions
29 Sep 2005, 13:55
Replies:
45
Need advice on where to stay in London....
Views:
4,738
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Need advice on where to stay in London....
No, he meant nice and new. If he meant hideous, soulless and vulgar he would have said he wanted to live in a 60's concrete tower block.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Sep 2005, 10:02
Replies:
45
Need advice on where to stay in London....
Views:
4,738
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Need advice on where to stay in London....
Whitechapel is lovely, if you are bangladeshi.
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Sep 2005, 15:30
Replies:
45
Need advice on where to stay in London....
Views:
4,738
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Need advice on where to stay in London....
If you are interested I can get some, wont be for a few days though as I dont get round there much. Its being decorated at the moment to ready for sale.
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Sep 2005, 15:23
Replies:
17
Question?
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2,304
Posted By
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Question?
After leaving the house this morning I walked past the local school and saw a bloke in a hoodie suspiciously deling with a guy in a car. Turns out he was selling crack.
So I went home got a...
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Sep 2005, 15:17
Replies:
45
Need advice on where to stay in London....
Views:
4,738
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Need advice on where to stay in London....
My parents have a 70's build 3 bed house for sale that is going up for sale at around the £210K mark. You will be welcome to buy that if you like. Its in Forest Gate (zone 3), 10 minute walk to...
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General Discussions
27 Sep 2005, 16:59
Replies:
84
Britain
Views:
6,428
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Britain
Yeah, and I think it is so CUTE when people either dont read a post properly or choose to quote selected parts. ITS SIMPLY ADORABLE!
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Sep 2005, 14:41
Replies:
84
Britain
Views:
6,428
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Britain
I dont think an opinion in less dubious just because you are not part of the group that would be affected. Although in any of the situations you quote I doubt that any of these are your actual...
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Sep 2005, 12:02
Replies:
56
What is your talent?
Views:
4,261
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: What is your talent?
Seeing as you asked, Im a bit of a hit with the ladies.
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Sep 2005, 11:59
Replies:
56
What is your talent?
Views:
4,261
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: What is your talent?
You know, a bit like a coldsore.
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Sep 2005, 11:45
Replies:
84
Britain
Views:
6,428
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Britain
Except Im not saying that.
If I were to be mistaken for a thug who beat up and old lady and was detained while my innocence was proved, as I say I would be a bit annoyed but that if that is the...
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General Discussions
27 Sep 2005, 11:19
Replies:
83
So, what are you stealing today ?
Views:
6,311
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: So, what are you stealing today ?
I want to steal KLF- The White Room but I cant :(
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Sep 2005, 11:06
Replies:
84
Britain
Views:
6,428
Posted By
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Re: Britain
The way I see it is we live in a lawful society and as part of that we as the public must let the police carry out the job we pay them for to protect us. If that means rounding up suspicious looking...
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General Discussions
26 Sep 2005, 17:34
Replies:
40
The Greatest Creation of our Time
Views:
4,108
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: The Greatest Creation of our Time
Im sorry but if we are talking about the best creation ever, play dough easily comes higher than Wikipedia.
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Sep 2005, 13:53
Replies:
84
Britain
Views:
6,428
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Britain
Its not that hard to identify anyone with irish or german ancestory, just like it isnt hard to identify an african from a jamaican.
Maybe living in London makes us a little more able to see these...
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General Discussions
26 Sep 2005, 13:43
Replies:
84
Britain
Views:
6,428
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Britain
Yes they do. The journalist in the article wasnt found guilty of anything nor would he be if he as innocent.
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Sep 2005, 11:44
Replies:
84
Britain
Views:
6,428
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Britain
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=foreigner
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General Discussions
26 Sep 2005, 11:30
Replies:
84
Britain
Views:
6,428
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Britain
I think the police have acted superbly.
London is currently threatened by terror attacks and we must defend ourselves. Part of that defence is to act upon suspicious behaviour and investigate it...
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Sep 2005, 12:28
Replies:
20
Help me out here...
Views:
1,790
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Help me out here...
prefered your reply when I thought it said bender
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Sep 2005, 12:22
Replies:
30
16 Years old - stabbed to death
Views:
8,394
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: 16 Years old - stabbed to death
The whole story started out a bit sensationally if you ask me. When I first heard about it this morning it was reported that a gand of youths had videoed the stabbing on their phones in an apparent...
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 11:43
Replies:
29
It is Official
Views:
4,368
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: It is Official
DYB does it again!
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 10:08
Replies:
29
It is Official
Views:
4,368
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: It is Official
That is quite funny :)
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 10:06
Replies:
29
It is Official
Views:
4,368
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: It is Official
Oh yeah, the other day I was over talking to a guy at work and as I leant on his desk to look at something on his screen he flapped about a bit and told me to mind his glasses and not lean on them....
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Sep 2005, 13:59
Replies:
29
It is Official
Views:
4,368
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: It is Official
Blasto:
Wasup?
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Sep 2005, 13:46
Replies:
10
Ipod Nano
Views:
2,699
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Ipod Nano
It holds 500 songs. Currently uploading albums now and its current status is the following;
50 Songs, 3.3 Hours, 185mb used.
This thing wont suit everyone but for me 500 songs is plenty. If I...
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Sep 2005, 12:19
Replies:
10
Ipod Nano
Views:
2,699
Posted By
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Ipod Nano
I just got an Ipod Nano and having not had any sort of MP3 player of substance before, I must say I am very impressed!
The thing is tiny. Nice clear colour screen, fantastic sound quality and...
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Sep 2005, 12:03
Replies:
203
hello!!
Views:
15,165
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: hello!!
It reminds me of the porno version of Sleeping Beauty where prince charming could only wake the princess by giving her anal. It took her ages to come round, the dirty bird - I reckon she was just...
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Sep 2005, 11:50
Replies:
29
It is Official
Views:
4,368
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: It is Official
Seeing as you mention it, yes I suppose I am. Been doing a lot of manual labour recently and I am tired to the bone. Literally.
Do you think that is the cause of my failing mind?
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Sep 2005, 10:00
Replies:
29
It is Official
Views:
4,368
Posted By
CrashTester
It is Official
I am going mental.
Trying to put my debit card into the railway turnstiles and buy groceries with my travel card.
Man, being mental sucks!
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Sep 2005, 09:58
Replies:
20
British Rap
Views:
3,718
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: British Rap
Oh c'mon - is that really supposed to be first prize??
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Sep 2005, 09:56
Replies:
203
hello!!
Views:
15,165
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: hello!!
bagsy I get to put my willy in her first if she is indeed a girl.
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Sep 2005, 21:49
Replies:
16
homies
Views:
2,377
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: homies
hey rick111, how you doing111?
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Sep 2005, 14:13
Replies:
58
Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
Views:
4,466
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
I do indeed involke Clause 1 and 2 in this instance and have decided to remove Clause 3 altogether. Anyone who doesnt like it can read and reread clause 4.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Sep 2005, 14:05
Replies:
58
Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
Views:
4,466
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
Clause 3 has this covered dude. Switch off and get off now!
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Sep 2005, 10:46
Replies:
58
Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
Views:
4,466
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
I post by my own set of rules;
CLAUSE 1 - CRASHTESTER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
Whatever is being said, no matter by who, CrashTester is always right. If you dont like it, TOUGH. He is right you are wrong....
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General Discussions
15 Sep 2005, 10:28
Replies:
83
Roses are red
Views:
8,732
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Roses are red
nice parting.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Sep 2005, 15:15
Replies:
21
Explain the rep situation to me
Views:
3,131
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Explain the rep situation to me
It doesnt work. I started out having lots of nice red blobs and now they've turned into even more green ones. I mean WHAT THE FUK??
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Sep 2005, 15:11
Replies:
20
only 365 days left
Views:
2,743
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: only 365 days left
nothing worse than an old c*nt, except possibly a miserable old c*nt.
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Sep 2005, 23:13
Replies:
24
Do you ever get so drunk...
Views:
2,789
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
yeah you have, you just dont remember it.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Sep 2005, 22:40
Replies:
78
Britain tops world human rights abuses: Amnesty
Views:
5,525
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Britain tops world human rights abuses: Amnesty
Texan for president!
Then again, look what happened the last time that was said.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Sep 2005, 14:39
Replies:
17
Pure see ya after by the by
Views:
2,344
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Pure see ya after by the by
yeah, but who really gives a toss about a dutch poofs opinion?
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Sep 2005, 14:19
Replies:
17
Pure see ya after by the by
Views:
2,344
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Pure see ya after by the by
Im glad he's gone.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Sep 2005, 17:17
Replies:
20
Where to live
Views:
3,256
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Where to live
South London, in general, is a bit of a shite hole. So just choose a place as near to work as possible with good links into London.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Sep 2005, 14:35
Replies:
15
Fear
Views:
2,383
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Fear
The builder is just showing you what your dad will feel like when he hands over the final bill.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Sep 2005, 14:30
Replies:
32
Is EU really considering this country for membership?
Views:
3,174
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Is EU really considering this country for membership?
Im buying a house in Turkey!
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Sep 2005, 14:24
Replies:
50
Let Battle Commence
Views:
3,937
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Let Battle Commence
looks like its gonna be close... (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=google&word2=microsoft)
Bad news for the Cricket!!...
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2005, 10:40
Replies:
26
One of the most impressing stories I know...
Views:
2,637
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: One of the most impressing stories I know...
Stop being shit? You need to elaborate my friend. lots of green blobs indicate that generally I am not shit, so tell which part of my 'MrL_JaKiri minimal wording' style post needs tweaking and I'll...
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2005, 10:29
Replies:
11
While in the pub one night we started thinking up porn film titles...
Views:
2,757
Posted By
CrashTester
While in the pub one night we started thinking up porn film titles...
Forever Hung
Breakfast On Tiffany
Jesus Christ: Porno Star
When Hairy ****ed Sally
Libido Man
My Big Lebowski
Sleeping With Seattle
Varsity Blows
The Boobs Brothers
The Firmest
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Sep 2005, 10:22
Replies:
26
One of the most impressing stories I know...
Views:
2,637
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: One of the most impressing stories I know...
RIVETING!
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Sep 2005, 10:15
Replies:
148
GD Meet #2
Views:
8,948
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD Meet #2
If there are no poofs in attendance I might come along.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Sep 2005, 11:49
Replies:
19
So, the US has oil
Views:
1,854
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: So, the US has oil
All I can say is Wow
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Sep 2005, 11:35
Replies:
38
[Katrina] Exactly how much trouble is the US government in? (edited)
Views:
3,311
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: [Katrina] Exactly how much trouble is the US government in?
OK, I'll refrain from throwing abuse your way as I originally intended because after re-reading my post I can see didnt make myself clear.
I meant to say that I havent seen a relief fund number on...
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Sep 2005, 11:18
Replies:
63
Strange Drinks Combinations
Views:
5,346
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Strange Drinks Combinations
McDonalds Strawberry milkshake and Tequila.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Sep 2005, 11:12
Replies:
30
Glamour models? Yay or Nay?
Views:
4,613
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Glamour models? Yay or Nay?
Glamour models are REAL people too you know.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Sep 2005, 11:06
Replies:
38
[Katrina] Exactly how much trouble is the US government in? (edited)
Views:
3,311
Posted By
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Re: [Katrina] Exactly how much trouble is the US government in?
Apart from who is to blame, etc, why is the rest of the world not donating huge sums of money to help the victims like the did with the asian Tsunami? I havent seen disaster relief fund for this...
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General Discussions
5 Sep 2005, 11:01
Replies:
47
Katrina, Warnings, Evacuations and Force 3 Levees
Views:
2,460
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Katrina, Warnings, Evacuations and Force 3 Levees
Well, all I can say on the matter is, 'It wouldnt happen in England'
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Sep 2005, 10:24
Replies:
55
What happens when you see your ex
Views:
4,121
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: What happens when you see your ex
Sorry, but if your suit gets vommited on you throw it away. Its not salvageable.
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Sep 2005, 14:17
Replies:
15
I've got a...
Views:
2,125
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: I've got a...
THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS THREAD IS WHEN YOU READ THE TITLE AND THREAD STARTER TOGETHER YOU ACTUALLY GET THE THRUTH ABOUT WHAT HE HAD. WIPE BOY, WIPE!
Forum:
Hardware and Tech Support
2 Sep 2005, 10:19
Replies:
6
computer troube
Views:
5,793
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: computer troube
Motherboard failure. Its likely to be the only componentdirectly mounted to the chassis that would have been affected by a short.
And a shit power supply. It shouldnt fry anything just for...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Sep 2005, 10:04
Replies:
18
The shape of things to come
Views:
2,427
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: The shape of things to come
Shit, sounds like a great movie! Whats it called, where can I rent it?
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Sep 2005, 17:12
Replies:
29
GD, help me decide what to do...
Views:
2,197
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD, help me decide what to do...
Ho ho ho. Im allowed anything I like in my house, even a girlfriend who wants to be with me.
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Sep 2005, 15:11
Replies:
29
GD, help me decide what to do...
Views:
2,197
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD, help me decide what to do...
You are just jealous. Im going to have a permanent home to store my expensive play things and you struggle to keep one to live in.
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Aug 2005, 22:05
Replies:
29
GD, help me decide what to do...
Views:
2,197
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD, help me decide what to do...
Now I KNOW that you know that is not the case.
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Aug 2005, 21:52
Replies:
29
GD, help me decide what to do...
Views:
2,197
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD, help me decide what to do...
Its natural wood colour. You treat it with wood preservative in whatever colour you like. What colour do you like?
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Aug 2005, 18:06
Replies:
29
GD, help me decide what to do...
Views:
2,197
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD, help me decide what to do...
Now there is an idea. I could stuff it with pompus pricks and burn it down, a bit like a wicker man! Awsome dude.
Are you and some mates free in a few weeks? We could call it a mardi gras if you...
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Aug 2005, 17:39
Replies:
29
GD, help me decide what to do...
Views:
2,197
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD, help me decide what to do...
YUP!!
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Aug 2005, 17:31
Replies:
29
GD, help me decide what to do...
Views:
2,197
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD, help me decide what to do...
Dude, im not selfish enough to spend 15 K on a TV. That will include about 100 DVDs too ;)
What's left I'll give to the dogs home.
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Aug 2005, 17:17
Replies:
29
GD, help me decide what to do...
Views:
2,197
Posted By
CrashTester
GD, help me decide what to do...
...with this:
http://www.buydirect.co.uk/images/clients/lv50_1.jpg
Im just building it in my garden and cant decide exactly what to do with it. once its finished in a few weeks time. Im gonna...
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General Discussions
31 Aug 2005, 16:16
Replies:
10
I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
Views:
1,870
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
Yeah, or they could just stand in single file. It would just take one bullet from a high powered rifle, just one bullet.
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Aug 2005, 16:13
Replies:
38
What pet(s) would you have?
Views:
2,962
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: What pet(s) would you have?
It would have to be an African child. They dont eat much, they dont speak the language so you can say what the hell you like to them and the come with the added bonus of free flies!
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General Discussions
31 Aug 2005, 15:54
Replies:
22
[FOOTBALL] Question
Views:
1,888
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: [FOOTBALL] Question
west ham are a bargain buy because of their situation. They are cheap, have debts so any reasonable offer would be accepted, have a proven record for home grown talent (Defoe, Cole, Lampard,...
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General Discussions
31 Aug 2005, 15:33
Replies:
22
[FOOTBALL] Question
Views:
1,888
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: [FOOTBALL] Question
What do you guys know about the guy/company wanting to buy West Ham?
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Aug 2005, 14:52
Replies:
22
[FOOTBALL] Question
Views:
1,888
Posted By
CrashTester
[FOOTBALL] Question
Will West Ham be the new Chelsea?
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Aug 2005, 14:45
Replies:
10
I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
Views:
1,870
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
Once, when I was really horny, I drove around town all night with a stiffy trying to find a pretty vunerable teen to give me a blow job. 4 hours, 7 slaps in the face and a police caution for curb...
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Aug 2005, 14:30
Replies:
14
Outsourcing life
Views:
2,300
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Outsourcing life
maybe we could pay to outsource the forum admin job?
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Aug 2005, 17:02
Replies:
79
People stirring up trouble
Views:
5,199
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: People stirring up trouble
Well done, big word spelt correctly.
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30 Aug 2005, 16:40
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People stirring up trouble
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CrashTester
Re: People stirring up trouble
Nah you're OK, that was just a little phase I went through.
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General Discussions
30 Aug 2005, 16:24
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Might interest some of you who are into politics
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1,965
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CrashTester
Re: Might interest some of you who are into politics
I love you.
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General Discussions
30 Aug 2005, 16:17
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79
People stirring up trouble
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5,199
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CrashTester
Re: People stirring up trouble
No, I just think you are a bit of a prick.
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General Discussions
30 Aug 2005, 15:25
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79
People stirring up trouble
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5,199
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CrashTester
Re: People stirring up trouble
please **** off?
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General Discussions
30 Aug 2005, 14:22
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79
People stirring up trouble
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5,199
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CrashTester
Re: People stirring up trouble
Oh, my bad. I thought you were suggesting to Dace he listen to your taste in music, which is Opera :(
1000 apologies.
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General Discussions
30 Aug 2005, 11:56
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21
Confronting people
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CrashTester
Re: Confronting people
I'd have shared the hob nobs anyway.
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General Discussions
30 Aug 2005, 11:54
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21
Confronting people
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3,414
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CrashTester
Re: Confronting people
Public houses, chasing men over stolen cigarettes and playing fruities - what a babe!
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General Discussions
30 Aug 2005, 11:41
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77
A matter of contention
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5,711
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CrashTester
Re: A matter of contention
Dont do it, powers that be - he will just leave as soon as he gets it! Bloody fly by night.
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General Discussions
30 Aug 2005, 11:37
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14
Might interest some of you who are into politics
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1,965
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CrashTester
Re: Might interest some of you who are into politics
It was to mock. I cant imagine anything funnier than GD spastics writing to a national paper about politics (or anything for that matter). The only person to really get it is Sword, but then he...
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26 Aug 2005, 17:58
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vile despicable people
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10,210
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CrashTester
Re: vile despicable people
Since improvement is the only result we are after, it would be very easy and quick to detect if any sort of treatment/drugs were working, eh? It wouldnt take years of animal tests and then 10 years...
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26 Aug 2005, 17:38
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vile despicable people
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CrashTester
Re: vile despicable people
Then surely research designed to benefit you should be done on you?
How is your life worth more than theirs when I guess through your condition you are hoping their healthy life can improve your...
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General Discussions
26 Aug 2005, 10:21
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53
Crap at Online Gaming
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4,220
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CrashTester
Re: Crap at Online Gaming
Playing video games with strangers over the internet? I will never catch on.
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General Discussions
25 Aug 2005, 16:44
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53
Crap at Online Gaming
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4,220
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CrashTester
Re: Crap at Online Gaming
Dont get shot!
Or, play with older gentlemen gamers who are equally as useless at shooting. Maybe theres a market for th elder gamer. I was at home playing playstation with a friend last night and...
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General Discussions
25 Aug 2005, 15:49
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8
Google Invasion!!!
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1,836
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CrashTester
Re: Google Invasion!!!
what is google?
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General Discussions
25 Aug 2005, 14:28
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14
Might interest some of you who are into politics
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1,965
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CrashTester
Re: Might interest some of you who are into politics
stop being a prick
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General Discussions
25 Aug 2005, 14:08
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14
Might interest some of you who are into politics
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Might interest some of you who are into politics
Got a story for The Whip?
A CRACKING new daily column has been launched in The Sun - and YOU can help write it.
The Whip gives a painful lashing to those pompous prattlers in politics...
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25 Aug 2005, 10:29
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110
vile despicable people
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10,210
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CrashTester
Re: vile despicable people
Why do we need to when there are so many minging women who could do with the help, Miss Joy?
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24 Aug 2005, 14:19
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110
vile despicable people
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10,210
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CrashTester
Re: vile despicable people
Nor does it do experiments on the local antelope.
People who are for animal experiments often use the argument that it is done for the survival of the human species, as demonstrated in this...
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24 Aug 2005, 13:08
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110
vile despicable people
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10,210
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CrashTester
Re: vile despicable people
My comment about not being extreme refers to the fact that I dont go and camp out at guinea pig farms to force their closure. If I could prevent animal cruelty that was happening before my eyes then...
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24 Aug 2005, 12:49
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110
vile despicable people
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10,210
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CrashTester
Re: vile despicable people
OK to try and explain why I use the term torture and why I believe I have a good understanding of what goes on in labs, let me say this.
I watched a TV program about medical research a couple of...
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24 Aug 2005, 12:24
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110
vile despicable people
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10,210
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CrashTester
Re: vile despicable people
Why do people think that abusing animals for the sake of medicine is OK? It simply isnt.
I dont believe there are many people here who would stand by and watch someone kick a dog to death in the...
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24 Aug 2005, 11:19
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110
vile despicable people
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10,210
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CrashTester
Re: vile despicable people
I personally dont care about their livelyhood if it involves production of animals for needless animal testing. That is my position on this and similar matters.
Now, you dont know me at all. If...
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24 Aug 2005, 10:36
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110
vile despicable people
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10,210
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CrashTester
Re: vile despicable people
I think they have done a sterling job in closing this place down and hopefully bankrupting this family. So it took digging up a dead little old dear to bring it home to this vile family that their...
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General Discussions
23 Aug 2005, 16:13
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12
So last weekend...
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1,812
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CrashTester
Re: So last weekend...
is it cos you is black?
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General Discussions
23 Aug 2005, 15:58
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47
Concerning the Flavius situation
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3,279
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CrashTester
Re: Concerning the Flavius situation
I've said this before and I'll say it again. If you dislike any particular poster there are means withing the forums to deal with them without calling for bans and ignores (which is appalling in my...
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General Discussions
23 Aug 2005, 15:35
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47
Concerning the Flavius situation
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3,279
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CrashTester
Re: Concerning the Flavius situation
Did anyone hear that? I thought I heard a noise...
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General Discussions
23 Aug 2005, 14:27
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4
Music people, I need your help.
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1,715
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CrashTester
Re: Music people, I need your help.
it was dance, the black woman did the chorus in a similar style to the original but the 3 white girls sung their bits very seductivley, I was too entranced by their beauty to hear the lyrics...
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General Discussions
23 Aug 2005, 14:23
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30
Does Britian have a gambling problem?
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2,657
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CrashTester
Re: Does Britian have a gambling problem?
When I was in my teens my parents owned a caravan. On the site as in most others was an arcade and every summer I would be lured into the arcade by the flashing lights and started playing the furuit...
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General Discussions
23 Aug 2005, 14:10
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4
Music people, I need your help.
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1,715
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CrashTester
Music people, I need your help.
I want to find the identity of a band I saw on a music channel on holiday (Turkey). I have no idea what to look for and all I know if the song sampled all or part of the Snap song 'Oops up side your...
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General Discussions
22 Aug 2005, 14:17
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51
First and Last Film
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5,118
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CrashTester
Re: First and Last Film
DDD is classic and the forefather of modern jonny vaughn, once you have seen it you dont really need to see any other. Full stop.
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22 Aug 2005, 10:51
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51
First and Last Film
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5,118
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CrashTester
Re: First and Last Film
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS
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General Discussions
19 Aug 2005, 16:06
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15
Where Are They Now - 2005
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2,505
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CrashTester
Re: Where Are They Now - 2005
cool thread billy!
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General Discussions
19 Aug 2005, 10:47
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23
co workers
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2,867
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CrashTester
Re: co workers
Let me explain something to everyone about strict no overtime policies. It works two ways - if they dont pay it, you dont work it!
My company used to pay x1.5 overtime on saturday and x2 on...
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General Discussions
19 Aug 2005, 10:40
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23
co workers
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2,867
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CrashTester
Re: co workers
You forgot to put a total. TELL US THE FKING TOTAL!
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General Discussions
19 Aug 2005, 10:16
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9
Planetarion-google Search
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2,209
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CrashTester
Re: Planetarion-google Search
I heard your dad was a ****tard who entered your mums *****flaps for all of about 2 minutes. :D :cool: :D :cool:
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General Discussions
18 Aug 2005, 16:39
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24
Dinosaurs will live again...
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3,359
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CrashTester
Re: Dinosaurs will live again...
Yeah, it was a watered down version of that old rubbish.
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General Discussions
18 Aug 2005, 14:18
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106
A Level/AS Level Result thread 2005
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8,040
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CrashTester
Re: A Level/AS Level Result thread 2005
Seriously though, I went to the University of Life and got;
A in Sex Education
I in Computer Studies
D in English
S in Maths
Its a shit university, go to a proper one children.
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General Discussions
18 Aug 2005, 14:12
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24
Dinosaurs will live again...
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3,359
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CrashTester
Re: Dinosaurs will live again...
Its funny, but when I first read this story a few days ago it was in a free paper that came through the door and it did babble on about if that were to be true, it would add credit to the idea of god...
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General Discussions
18 Aug 2005, 12:37
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106
A Level/AS Level Result thread 2005
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8,040
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CrashTester
Re: A Level/AS Level Result thread 2005
I would congratulate you, but your results are shit! And A levels are so much easier nowadays. You must feel terrible. Dolemonkey. :D
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General Discussions
18 Aug 2005, 12:34
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24
Dinosaurs will live again...
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3,359
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CrashTester
Re: Dinosaurs will live again...
Well, they are not 100 sure they were cold bloodied, its assumed they are based on data found so far and by likening them to present spieces, this tissue could change that knowledge.
Even if they...
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General Discussions
18 Aug 2005, 10:39
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24
Dinosaurs will live again...
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3,359
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CrashTester
Dinosaurs will live again...
Jurassic Park here we come! (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/03/0324_050324_trexsofttissue.html)
And dont forget Pleistocene Park! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4533485.stm)
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General Discussions
16 Aug 2005, 11:34
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33
Week off
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2,922
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CrashTester
Re: Week off
Have a BBQ everyday and get your mates round to do your garden and have a laugh at the same time. You can also allocate each day to a seperate game that will be on during the day when people want...
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General Discussions
15 Aug 2005, 13:44
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16
This is bizzare.
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1,790
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CrashTester
Re: This is bizzare.
Its cum in the back of his throat, obviously. You should learn to tolerate gays a little more.
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General Discussions
15 Aug 2005, 12:13
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38
What GD'ers have to say
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2,667
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CrashTester
Re: What GD'ers have to say
Can a moderator ensure this thread stays on topic please? Silly me, it's a moderator keeping it off topic. Thanks ever-so.
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General Discussions
15 Aug 2005, 11:26
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24
Crash
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3,794
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CrashTester
Re: Crash
Well, they changed that a bit. When they first told me they were doing it they said it would be a true story about my life and loves. Cant trust anyone nowadays.
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General Discussions
15 Aug 2005, 10:37
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38
What GD'ers have to say
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2,667
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CrashTester
Re: What GD'ers have to say
I think they HAVE to put this one up! :)
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General Discussions
15 Aug 2005, 10:13
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12
Cake Walk
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2,247
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CrashTester
Re: Cake Walk
I have a mate called Chalkie who's from a family of old american slaves and he confirms that Cake Walk definately is in reference to people having to dance for their Mr Kiplings.
You learn...
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General Discussions
15 Aug 2005, 10:09
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38
What GD'ers have to say
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2,667
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What GD'ers have to say
On the front page of the portal is a little section trying to sell Planetarion to would be players (I've pasted it below) where various members of the community say a few things about PA. Its all a...
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General Discussions
12 Aug 2005, 17:38
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12
Sky Television - Can you cheat their system?
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2,630
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CrashTester
Re: Sky Television - Can you cheat their system?
I tried ages ago to put my standard sky package card into my parents sky box and it didnt work.
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General Discussions
12 Aug 2005, 17:24
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12
Cake Walk
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2,247
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CrashTester
Re: Cake Walk
Sword, are you aware that there is a Lion or something behind you in the 2nd picture????
Is that look on your face a look of PAIN as your legs are half bitten off???????
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General Discussions
12 Aug 2005, 13:56
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12
Cake Walk
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2,247
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CrashTester
Cake Walk
Does anyone know the origins of the phrase 'Cake Walk'?
Or maybe 'Take the Biscuit'?
Or even 'A Piece of Cake' for that matter?
Any ideas?
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General Discussions
10 Aug 2005, 15:40
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49
Croydon
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3,408
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CrashTester
Re: Croydon
S-P-O-O-K-Y (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?p=2918897&posted=1#post2918897)
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General Discussions
10 Aug 2005, 15:38
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55
Worst places to live in the UK
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5,887
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CrashTester
Re: Worst places to live in the UK
Worst place ever has got to be CROYDON!
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General Discussions
10 Aug 2005, 15:36
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33
The cold hard truth
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2,938
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CrashTester
Re: The cold hard truth
Err...fking MENTAL?
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General Discussions
10 Aug 2005, 14:43
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22
lost, channel 4, tonight
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2,808
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CrashTester
Re: lost, channel 4, tonight
Can I just ask, since when did a TV series become a fking SEASON?????????
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General Discussions
10 Aug 2005, 10:47
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45
Advice thread for silversmoke
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4,496
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CrashTester
Re: Advice thread for silversmoke
I know the real reason she wont sleep with you yet, it is about the pain but not the pain you think it is.
Basically you bird is a dirty bird, you know the sort who hangs out with the football...
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General Discussions
10 Aug 2005, 10:39
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33
The cold hard truth
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2,938
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CrashTester
The cold hard truth
There are just two types of people in this world;
Those who like aeroplane food and those who dont!
To be honest I find those people who dont like aeroplane food are the sort of people you...
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General Discussions
21 Jul 2005, 17:36
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31
So last night
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2,781
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CrashTester
Re: So last night
Well not unless they are high ranking officers and its in the bedroom anyway.
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General Discussions
21 Jul 2005, 17:25
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213
London is being bombed
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14,590
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CrashTester
Re: London is being bombed
Sorry, Im confused! What was linked to where and who deleted what?
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2005, 19:53
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38
Help me GD
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2,517
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CrashTester
Re: Help me GD
the only problem i could see with that idea is that GD seems to be flooded with gays at the moment, the sort of people who would be right behind you in a fight but probabably with their trousers...
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2005, 19:35
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35
Surely this is just asking for trouble...
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3,633
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CrashTester
Re: Surely this is just asking for trouble...
Very good. Now shut up.
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2005, 19:31
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35
Surely this is just asking for trouble...
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3,633
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CrashTester
Re: Surely this is just asking for trouble...
You sir are a prick. The link was posted for humour value alone. It was not an opinion, a statement nor a judgement on arabs. It was comedy. Whether you find it funny or not is up to you, I dont...
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2005, 17:43
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71
Competition
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6,882
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CrashTester
Re: Competition
probably spot on for your band then, hehe ;-)
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2005, 17:25
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38
Help me GD
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2,517
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Help me GD
Is extorting money out of the question?
At the moment Im opting for laying the smackdown and feeling better but I need more to go on really.
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2005, 17:20
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81
Jury Service
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4,600
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CrashTester
Re: Jury Service
Nope, there is a cap I believe. Someone earning 1000 a day would almost certainly lose out. =
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2005, 17:17
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35
Surely this is just asking for trouble...
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3,633
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CrashTester
Re: Surely this is just asking for trouble...
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the reaction of someone who's just found out he's been neg repped for being shit.
Phang, care to explain how pointing out something on London undergrounds...
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2005, 15:24
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81
Jury Service
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4,600
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CrashTester
Re: Jury Service
I have been picked for jury service 3 seperate times and attended for the full two weeks each time.
I think after selection your name gets removed from the selection pool for two years before it...
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2005, 15:05
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81
Jury Service
Views:
4,600
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Jury Service
I've done it three times now and dont mind doing it. The court proceedings can be quite interesting, or it can be pretty boring depending on how you look at these things. You have to sit around a lot...
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2005, 14:19
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35
Surely this is just asking for trouble...
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3,633
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Surely this is just asking for trouble...
I can live with that, I just cant live with dicks who 'dont get it'
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2005, 14:17
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35
Surely this is just asking for trouble...
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3,633
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Surely this is just asking for trouble...
No no, I was also referring to the many neg reps that anonymous people have left.
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2005, 13:44
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35
Surely this is just asking for trouble...
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3,633
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CrashTester
Re: Surely this is just asking for trouble...
You know, you lot are actually a bunch of pr1cks really. There is a whole thread dedicated to tasteless London Bombing jokes which I particpated in because it was humourous for GD yet when I point...
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2005, 10:41
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35
Surely this is just asking for trouble...
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3,633
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CrashTester
Surely this is just asking for trouble...
http://www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/tube_map.shtml
Just look at the first translation offered...
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General Discussions
19 Jul 2005, 17:29
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2
How can I find information relating to a recent Old Bailey trial?
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2,386
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CrashTester
Re: How can I find information relating to a recent Old Bailey trial?
Thx, but didnt seem to have anything on murder trials.
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General Discussions
19 Jul 2005, 17:04
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2
How can I find information relating to a recent Old Bailey trial?
Views:
2,386
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CrashTester
How can I find information relating to a recent Old Bailey trial?
Does anyone know if information about trials held at the old bailey is freely available on the web and where I would go to find it?
A friends brother was murdered and the trial was last week,...
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General Discussions
18 Jul 2005, 17:40
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49
A better picture of my girlfriend for who where interested
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6,670
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CrashTester
Re: A better picture of my girlfriend for who where interested
even though you both smoke it must still be like kissing an ashtray. YUUUUUKKKKK!
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General Discussions
18 Jul 2005, 17:01
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39
Edward Places his Trust in GD.
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2,873
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CrashTester
Re: Edward Places his Trust in GD.
Poor girl.
While I wasn't the man in your story I must confess to having done the old porno magazine on the g/f's back trick in the past. She didnt mind, she was what we would call a 'dirty bird'.
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General Discussions
18 Jul 2005, 16:31
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39
Edward Places his Trust in GD.
Views:
2,873
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Edward Places his Trust in GD.
So its romance you want, eh? I have the perfect plan that will cost you about £3.
Forget chocs and flowers, get her on all fours in front of the tele while Eastenders (or some other favourite TV...
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General Discussions
17 Jul 2005, 21:09
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71
Competition
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6,882
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CrashTester
Re: Competition
Deamonic Harmonica
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General Discussions
17 Jul 2005, 20:49
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26
Celebrity Restaraunts
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2,763
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Celebrity Restaraunts
I've eaten in the colonels chicken restaurants
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General Discussions
15 Jul 2005, 14:06
Replies:
286
London Bombing jokes.
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30,203
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: London Bombing jokes.
The Jamaican named as the fourth bomber was apparently lured into the gang with some 'sh*t that would blow his head off'
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Clownshoe Corner
15 Jul 2005, 14:06
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286
London Bombing jokes.
Views:
329,960
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: London Bombing jokes.
The Jamaican named as the fourth bomber was apparently lured into the gang with some 'sh*t that would blow his head off'
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General Discussions
15 Jul 2005, 14:04
Replies:
86
Who else has been posting on here for five years?
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14,443
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CrashTester
Re: Who else has been posting on here for five years?
I remember once I got seriously repremanded for telling this joke about Mer;
'Mers boyfriend is so ugly that when she opens her pi55 flaps he thinks he's looking into a mirror'
Not too bad...
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General Discussions
15 Jul 2005, 10:20
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86
Who else has been posting on here for five years?
Views:
14,443
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Who else has been posting on here for five years?
I have been posting here in one form or another since March 2000 - unfortunately the account I signed up with got purged so I lost it.
Forum:
Hardware and Tech Support
14 Jul 2005, 17:23
Replies:
5
so I just got my laptop back from novatech
Views:
6,297
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: so I just got my laptop back from novatech
Yes.
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jul 2005, 10:50
Replies:
113
Is GD dying?
Views:
10,394
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Is GD dying?
GD has been dead for a long time. The problem is it became inhabited by far to many uninteresting people and the good posters left. I remember when I used to come on here, spend hours trawling posts...
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jul 2005, 10:06
Replies:
44
bizarre yet strangely compelling flash 'game'
Views:
4,318
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: bizarre yet strangely compelling flash 'game'
hmmm...my woman got wedged between some bubbles and is now stuck with her ass in the air! Wierd.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jul 2005, 12:38
Replies:
286
London Bombing jokes.
Views:
30,203
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: London Bombing jokes.
News just in;
Residents of the small but trendy Essex village of Wormingford have today vowed to 'act against' the murders responsible for the London bombings after it heard that a number of essex...
Forum:
Clownshoe Corner
12 Jul 2005, 12:38
Replies:
286
London Bombing jokes.
Views:
329,960
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: London Bombing jokes.
News just in;
Residents of the small but trendy Essex village of Wormingford have today vowed to 'act against' the murders responsible for the London bombings after it heard that a number of essex...
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jul 2005, 17:50
Replies:
77
New Styles for Forums?
Views:
7,903
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: New Styles for Forums?
what do we need to do to make our own?
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jul 2005, 16:48
Replies:
40
Office drama, am I in trouble?
Views:
3,237
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Office drama, am I in trouble?
OK, it took me a while but I think I just got it! the A55 is in wales, right?
Very good :)
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jul 2005, 12:30
Replies:
286
London Bombing jokes.
Views:
30,203
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: London Bombing jokes.
On July 7th 2005 Tube and Buse fares went up dramatically, travelling in zone 1 now costs an arm and a leg.
Forum:
Clownshoe Corner
11 Jul 2005, 12:30
Replies:
286
London Bombing jokes.
Views:
329,960
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: London Bombing jokes.
On July 7th 2005 Tube and Buse fares went up dramatically, travelling in zone 1 now costs an arm and a leg.
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jul 2005, 12:26
Replies:
40
Office drama, am I in trouble?
Views:
3,237
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Office drama, am I in trouble?
Fuk her mum in the a55 and cum in dramaqueens mouth! Solves everything.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jul 2005, 14:51
Replies:
213
London is being bombed
Views:
14,590
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: London is being bombed
Transport Latest;
- Tubes and Docklands Light Railway suspended for the rest of the day.
- All Mainline stations except Kings Cross now open
- Buses in Zone 1 still suspended. Buses outside Zone...
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jul 2005, 10:59
Replies:
213
London is being bombed
Views:
14,590
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: London is being bombed
Im in london now, got evacuated at Liverpool street. Its a bit chaotic out there, I work just round the corner from the bomb blast at russell square, sirens havent stopped since 9am. Apparently this...
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jul 2005, 17:51
Replies:
75
Olympic Games 2012
Views:
5,076
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Olympic Games 2012
Yes, and I reserve the right to question those who piss on the parade.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jul 2005, 14:04
Replies:
75
Olympic Games 2012
Views:
5,076
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Olympic Games 2012
Why? For once a bit of back slapping is appropriate - they did a fking good job!
Or are you the sort who just doesnt like seeing england do well?
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jul 2005, 13:35
Replies:
75
Olympic Games 2012
Views:
5,076
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Olympic Games 2012
GREAT! Now I have 7 years to get my gang of eastern european children fully trained in the art of pick pocketting and lying to police...
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jul 2005, 10:07
Replies:
75
Olympic Games 2012
Views:
5,076
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Olympic Games 2012
I think London will get it.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jul 2005, 09:52
Replies:
55
Coming to a city near you....
Views:
10,906
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Coming to a city near you....
Its got to be London. Unfortunately we in London are very tolerant of nonces, gays, geeks, wierdos, goths, necrophilliacs, peadophiles, the diseased, illegal immigrants, northerners, the stupid and...
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jul 2005, 15:20
Replies:
55
Coming to a city near you....
Views:
10,906
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Coming to a city near you....
no thanks.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jul 2005, 14:28
Replies:
9
Who's dinner party would you rather go to?
Views:
2,367
Posted By
CrashTester
Who's dinner party would you rather go to?
Radical Edwards or Yahwe's?
I think Radical Edward would serve a better menu, have better guests hence better conversation and generally be a much better host.
To be honest there would be far...
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Jul 2005, 21:49
Replies:
88
Yahwe's Dinner Party Menu
Views:
6,960
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Yahwe's Dinner Party Menu
what, no cum on toast?
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jun 2005, 16:33
Replies:
30
i resigned today
Views:
2,942
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: i resigned today
I think its more of an 'I resigned today that I will foever be a lonely singleton with nothing better to do with my life than excite teenage net nurds with occasional sex talk'. Good luck tinkerbell.
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jun 2005, 12:07
Replies:
48
Plasma TVs
Views:
3,818
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Plasma TVs
I think to solve this problem most plasmas can do a 'grey screen' for 15 minutes which negates the effects of screen burn.
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jun 2005, 12:03
Replies:
5
legal help Re: employment law
Views:
1,746
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: legal help Re: employment law
Get her to tell her area manager that since she is in charge and responsible for the store and it is an unpaid lunch break during which she can do what the hell she like, that as from now the store...
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Jun 2005, 14:30
Replies:
21
A Guy Honks His Horn
Views:
2,133
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: A Guy Honks His Horn
Cool! I'll put in extra so we can buy you a personality!
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jun 2005, 22:47
Replies:
22
post your oldest pm
Views:
4,035
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: post your oldest pm
Woof
:banana:
Join Date: Dec 2000
Posts: 1,075
Re: url please
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Forum:
General Discussions
17 May 2005, 16:57
Replies:
22
[Meet] Funniest Bit
Views:
2,183
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: [Meet] Funniest Bit
This wasn't a meet, it was a fking MARDI GRAS.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 May 2005, 10:17
Replies:
15
Nike ID
Views:
2,419
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Nike ID
do you think they'd let me customise a pair of trainers to look exactly like a pair of Adidas?
Forum:
General Discussions
12 May 2005, 10:14
Replies:
1
I know...
Views:
1,881
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: I know...
Last I heard he was making porn films in a caravan just outside california. Star Whores, Starship Pooper Troopers, Star Dick: The Next Penetration, 5 Babylons, Lost in Arse are all his work.
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Apr 2005, 17:31
Replies:
57
baseball bats for defence
Views:
8,373
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: baseball bats for defence
Dude, it aint shite.
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Apr 2005, 14:58
Replies:
57
baseball bats for defence
Views:
8,373
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: baseball bats for defence
I used to walk around with a Kubaton where ever I went. Had a scrape once and needed to use it, took the guys eye clean out with a well placed hard strike. Then I ran away quite quickly!!
Forum:
Programming and Discussion
18 Apr 2005, 00:10
Replies:
10
[database] Help me sort this out in my brain!
Views:
2,784
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: [database] Help me sort this out in my brain!
Can I ask why you think your dad needs to use access instead of excel? Does he need to produce reports or manipluate the data in anyway or is it simply a case of book keeping?
If it's the latter...
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Apr 2005, 23:53
Replies:
46
100 Greatest [insert something]
Views:
3,275
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: 100 Greatest [insert something]
Scissor Sister should be the no1 album.
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Apr 2005, 23:36
Replies:
39
Baby Hobbie @ 7 1/2 Months.
Views:
4,544
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Baby Hobbie @ 7 1/2 Months.
that is one fking ugly baby. Was the father gurning at the moment of conception?
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Apr 2005, 23:06
Replies:
58
A Question
Views:
6,529
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: A Question
Are you Minty from eastenders? And is this 'younger sister' actually a bloke called gary??
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Apr 2005, 22:53
Replies:
32
What to do...
Views:
2,739
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: What to do...
Your mum is correct, it is stealing. So just kill the b1tch and bury her under the patio and everything will be fine. You get your laptop and she wont have to live with the guilt.
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Apr 2005, 22:34
Replies:
30
Yahwe Explains .... Money
Views:
2,850
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Yahwe Explains .... Money
So Jews might have loads of money but no value, is that what you mean?
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Apr 2005, 17:19
Replies:
43
what is the average colour of people?
Views:
2,913
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: what is the average colour of people?
i work for a private healthcare company - do you want me to just nick their one for you to save the aggro?
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Apr 2005, 10:08
Replies:
25
Boogster
Views:
2,664
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Boogster
Mine is a stack of green dots to give the illusion I have a higher rep than I actually have. Its pure genius really.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Apr 2005, 10:47
Replies:
8
"Detachment"... what's the word for it?
Views:
2,645
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: "Detachment"... what's the word for it?
I work in that position at the moment, Im paid by my company but work for my client. I am considered a 'contractor' since I work at my client doing a job that my company has been contracted to do.
...
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Apr 2005, 17:47
Replies:
54
GD Meet V - The Hunt for the Bed
Views:
4,378
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD Meet V - The Hunt for the Bed
Ho ho ho. U know, I think you are the funniest man ALIVE!
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Apr 2005, 17:16
Replies:
54
GD Meet V - The Hunt for the Bed
Views:
4,378
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD Meet V - The Hunt for the Bed
I can accomodate 4 people, im just a 30 minute train ride from the west end.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Apr 2005, 22:54
Replies:
54
GD Meet V - The Hunt for the Bed
Views:
4,378
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD Meet V - The Hunt for the Bed
i mean in london, where r we goin in london?
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Apr 2005, 22:40
Replies:
54
GD Meet V - The Hunt for the Bed
Views:
4,378
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: GD Meet V - The Hunt for the Bed
im coming. where are we going?
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Apr 2005, 22:27
Replies:
21
I was looking through some old threads
Views:
2,093
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: I was looking through some old threads
i find it funny that sword has posted once since december 2003 and still has two green blobs!!
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Apr 2005, 15:01
Replies:
36
Holy Mother Of Jesus!!!!1122
Views:
3,964
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Holy Mother Of Jesus!!!!1122
Yes, but do you have a budget to buy licenses? If not then you cannot be accountable for the licensing issues, hence the reason I would switch the modderfukkers off and delete the OS after a short...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Apr 2005, 09:59
Replies:
36
Holy Mother Of Jesus!!!!1122
Views:
3,964
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Holy Mother Of Jesus!!!!1122
Well, you know what - If you boss doesnt care and you are responsible for this (and could be in deep trouble for it) I'd switch the mudderfukkers off and give them 48 hours before the OS gets...
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Mar 2005, 12:08
Replies:
17
gamer stabbed over cyber sword
Views:
2,477
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: gamer stabbed over cyber sword
Out of interest, can I ask how you should define 'real money'?
I ask because it occurred to me recently that although my bank statement says I have thousands of pounds, I never really get to see...
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Mar 2005, 11:45
Replies:
34
NASA answers age old question
Views:
2,959
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: NASA answers age old question
You either love it or you hate it, and I LOVE IT DUDE!
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Mar 2005, 14:06
Replies:
34
NASA answers age old question
Views:
2,959
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: NASA answers age old question
Can I just say, that video is cruel by the way. That cat doesnt look like it is comfortable and the way it is 'thrown' at the wall is disgusting.
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Mar 2005, 13:27
Replies:
34
NASA answers age old question
Views:
2,959
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: NASA answers age old question
what would happen if the bread was buttered and had marmite on it and it fell off the table?
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Mar 2005, 10:47
Replies:
34
NASA answers age old question
Views:
2,959
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: NASA answers age old question
Well, I am no physist - I cant even spell it - but if the center of mass is changed even slighly, gravity will pull the heavier mass downwards faster then the lighter mass, hence causing a spin and...
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Mar 2005, 10:42
Replies:
83
Paedophiles
Views:
5,086
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Paedophiles
But Madi, women are broken in the brain too - SHOULD THEY BE REMOVED ALSO???
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Mar 2005, 10:37
Replies:
22
I hate the press
Views:
1,653
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: I hate the press
It was a bit long, the new testament didnt do the old one justice, Mary was never a virgin.
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Mar 2005, 10:33
Replies:
34
NASA answers age old question
Views:
2,959
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: NASA answers age old question
The fact that butter (or anything spread on it) makes it heavier has nothing to do with it I suppose.
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Mar 2005, 10:24
Replies:
22
I hate the press
Views:
1,653
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: I hate the press
I reviewed Debbie Does Dallas (the original), The bible and Planetarion, or course!
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Mar 2005, 10:21
Replies:
83
Paedophiles
Views:
5,086
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Paedophiles
Cognative Understanding of Neurological Transgressions agency?
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Mar 2005, 10:04
Replies:
22
I hate the press
Views:
1,653
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: I hate the press
The only paper I read nowadays is the companies monthly 'internal rag'. They do a good little section where a chosen employee gets to review films/books/websites and tell you about their...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Mar 2005, 18:18
Replies:
7
online hunting
Views:
1,493
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: online hunting
I actually think this site is disgusting for the fact it offers internet nerds the chance to shoot live animals. I read about it in the paper this morning and cant believe something like this would...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Mar 2005, 13:02
Replies:
16
Grid Game
Views:
2,172
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Grid Game
2634 now
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Mar 2005, 12:01
Replies:
16
Grid Game
Views:
2,172
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Grid Game
2481 on second go. It isnt a game by any stretch of the imagination.
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Mar 2005, 11:52
Replies:
39
a monday morning rant
Views:
2,406
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: a monday morning rant
Boo Hoo dude, Im crying into my frigging cornflakes here.
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Mar 2005, 12:20
Replies:
72
The Joys Of Being Irish
Views:
5,985
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: The Joys Of Being Irish
Im not Irish, so dont 'celebrate' St Patricks day.
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Mar 2005, 15:44
Replies:
29
Hello Dear Brits!
Views:
2,942
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Hello Dear Brits!
http://www.flybmi.com/bmi/en-gb/index.aspx
They had a return to glasgow the other day for £39 all in. The flight is less than 1 hour and from Glasgow its just 45 minutes drive to loch lomond,...
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Mar 2005, 14:18
Replies:
27
Some sick little fks...
Views:
2,704
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Some sick little fks...
find the pikey caravan site and burn down all the caravans in the dead of night with the pikeys still inside. fking pikey scum.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Mar 2005, 23:54
Replies:
17
Forget it thread
Views:
2,614
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Forget it thread
However, Columbo, when you reply to a thread you can also enter a to headline your post topic.
It is not possible to delete the thread once locked.
The mods did delete it after I requested it.
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Mar 2005, 15:46
Replies:
17
Forget it thread
Views:
2,614
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Forget it thread
I didnt think you could do that.
Why are the 'New Thread' and 'Post Reply' buttons so close together anyway?
Could you not add a yes/no warning prompt system to the 'New Thread' button....
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Mar 2005, 15:32
Replies:
49
A girl and :confused:
Views:
3,238
Posted By
CrashTester
Forget It!!
If are not gay and you like women, I'd forget this one. Afterall, "she's just a cool guy with long hair".
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Mar 2005, 15:21
Replies:
17
Forget it thread
Views:
2,614
Posted By
CrashTester
Forget it thread
Ooops...I hit the wrong button. It was meant to be a reply to another thread.
whoever neg repped me was a bit harsh.
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Mar 2005, 11:47
Replies:
12
Mouthwash: Listerine vs Dentyl
Views:
5,329
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: Mouthwash: Listerine vs Dentyl
Thats right..and I do, but it still does it! Its weird but very nice.
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Mar 2005, 11:41
Replies:
12
Mouthwash: Listerine vs Dentyl
Views:
5,329
Posted By
CrashTester
Mouthwash: Listerine vs Dentyl
Which mouthwash is the best: Listerine or Dentyl?
Now, if you have a really furry foul mouth then you cant beat Listerines 'strip the skin off your teeth' kinda approach to oral hygeine. But, on...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Mar 2005, 15:38
Replies:
41
pet hates
Views:
2,942
Posted By
CrashTester
Re: pet hates
Mine is bad threads on the internet. Hate em.
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