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Forum:
General Discussions
20 Dec 2004, 01:45
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41
Did the Apollo program successfully complete its mission??
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5,369
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Did the Apollo program successfully complete its mission??
I went to a talk by some Russian Cosmonauts earlier this week (well, technically one of them wasn't a Cosmonaut, and the other one was Ukrainian), and they reckoned that although the landings were...
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jul 2004, 23:49
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51
What's your Pirate name?
Views:
5,401
Posted By
Jammers
Re: What's your Pirate name?
Mad James Flint
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and...
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General Discussions
1 Jul 2004, 00:53
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58
Harry Potter Book six name revealed
Views:
4,279
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Harry Potter Book six name revealed
It'll be Hagrid, he's half man, half giant, and he will be elected Prince of the Giants with the help of his brother, Grawp. He will then lead the giants into battle against Voldemort, using claims...
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General Discussions
20 Jun 2004, 17:51
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20
White Knight Spacecraft Set to Make History
Views:
2,048
Posted By
Jammers
Re: White Knight Spacecraft Set to Make History
Strictly speaking SpaceShipOne won't be going into orbit, because it won't reach escape velocity. All it will do is fly up at Mach 3, and then fall down again, just like the first two Mercury flights.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jun 2004, 14:57
Replies:
85
Eur Skeptics te new voice of Europe?
Views:
5,863
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Eur Skeptics te new voice of Europe?
Let's hope this means there is going to be an epic five year long filibuster, thus denying the EU the chance to try and meddle in things they shouldn't.
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General Discussions
13 Jun 2004, 23:34
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21
and the main attraction of the local fair is...
Views:
2,194
Posted By
Jammers
Re: and the main attraction of the local fair is...
It sounds like more fun than the Shildon Gala. The highlight there was that the Royal Navy was handing out posters as part of some recruitment drive.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jun 2004, 12:01
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48
Venus transit tomorrow...
Views:
3,096
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Venus transit tomorrow...
Luckily I was able to see something after all. With the naked eye (protected by my piece of glass, which I was conveniently able to rest on my nose) I was able to see an extremely small black dot. It...
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General Discussions
8 Jun 2004, 09:49
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48
Venus transit tomorrow...
Views:
3,096
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Venus transit tomorrow...
Is it possible to see it without using any of these newfangled contraptions? All I have is a piece of glass used by welders (to block out the light), but I couldn't see a thing. :(
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jun 2004, 23:47
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76
Your country needs YOU! (to vote)
Views:
4,641
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Your country needs YOU! (to vote)
He was convicted of committing a crime, and he appealed against his conviction. It was just as much a legal issue as it was a political one. Admittedly the legal basis for his appeal wasn't very good...
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General Discussions
4 Jun 2004, 02:26
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76
Your country needs YOU! (to vote)
Views:
4,641
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Your country needs YOU! (to vote)
I've been looking forward to this day ever since 1992, when I discovered that there was such a thing as Elections, which struck me as being the most brilliant idea ever. Back then, I got a day off...
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General Discussions
23 May 2004, 23:20
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53
Most Boring Movie Monologue
Views:
5,498
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Most Boring Movie Monologue
It just feels tagged on (probably because it is), and I feel it disrupts the flow of the movie. For some reason I just always lose interest during scenes at the French farm, and then find it hard to...
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General Discussions
23 May 2004, 23:12
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53
Most Boring Movie Monologue
Views:
5,498
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Most Boring Movie Monologue
The directors cut of Apocalypse Now is a bit rubbish, particularly the bit with the French farmers. I understand why that bit is in the film, and the point it makes about Vietnam is pretty decent,...
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General Discussions
12 May 2004, 00:36
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36
50 / 50 ?
Views:
3,387
Posted By
Jammers
Re: 50 / 50 ?
If you flip a coin there's a 50\50 chance it'll come up heads.
Forum:
General Discussions
9 May 2004, 17:14
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114
EU Vote - How Will You Vote?
Views:
5,149
Posted By
Jammers
Re: EU Vote - How Will You Vote?
You don't need to be a UK citizen, just an EU citizen. You should round up all your fellow anti-europe friends and bring them over to Britain to help us win our independance. Think of the irony of...
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General Discussions
8 May 2004, 16:44
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114
EU Vote - How Will You Vote?
Views:
5,149
Posted By
Jammers
Re: EU Vote - How Will You Vote?
I'll vote no, though that depends very much on what the question is. If the question is "Do you not want Britain to sign the EU Constitution?" then I would probably vote yes.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 May 2004, 13:21
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467
Celebdaq
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24,324
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Celebdaq
Apparantly Jordans autobiography comes out today, so that should get a few column inches.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 May 2004, 13:15
Replies:
21
This Euro vote thing (UK)
Views:
1,749
Posted By
Jammers
Re: This Euro vote thing (UK)
It'll probably be a postal ballot, which means you get a form sent to your house, which you fill in and post off. The idea is that people live nearer to a postbox than to a polling booth, and so...
Forum:
General Discussions
5 May 2004, 16:51
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191
MM
Views:
9,464
Posted By
Jammers
Re: MM
You had my support up until the bit where you decided to dismantle England, but because I'm a kind sort of person I will have a word with the Conservative Candidate for Darlington (he's coming to...
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General Discussions
1 May 2004, 23:02
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24
Chemistry wiz needed
Views:
1,614
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Chemistry wiz needed
If you wrap a battery in tinfoil it creates a circuit, and the tinfoil gets really hot. This may or may not be chemistry, but it could be quite good fun when combined with other chemicals. Maybe you...
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General Discussions
1 May 2004, 22:55
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128
Americans are evil and torture Iraqis true story
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7,140
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Americans are evil and torture Iraqis true story
Great minds think alike.
Forum:
General Discussions
1 May 2004, 15:40
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128
Americans are evil and torture Iraqis true story
Views:
7,140
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Americans are evil and torture Iraqis true story
If they got any information out of them that saved just one British\American\Australian soldiers life, then it was worth it. If on the other hand they were just doing for laughs then they should be...
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General Discussions
28 Apr 2004, 18:03
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85
I like the Chinese Foreign Minister Li Zhaoxing
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3,602
Posted By
Jammers
Re: I like the Chinese Foreign Minister Li Zhaoxing
Surely we wouldn't need to fight a ground war with China. Just do the same thing we did in the First Gulf War and bomb them into submission. Use stealth planes to knock out any airfields near Hong...
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General Discussions
19 Apr 2004, 18:39
Replies:
55
Star Wars Names?
Views:
5,055
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Star Wars Names?
Hija Dodu
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Apr 2004, 00:25
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29
Fire Exits
Views:
2,487
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Fire Exits
A shopping mall is private property (probably), and you are only allowed into this property for the purpose of perusing the goods on display. There's some kind of implied implication to this effect....
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General Discussions
8 Apr 2004, 16:27
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14
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!
Views:
2,003
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Ouch!!!!!!!!!!
I was shot with a BB gun once, but fortunatly the bullet hit my wallet and bounced off, leaving me unharmed.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Apr 2004, 16:09
Replies:
46
Google Mail
Views:
3,119
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Google Mail
Why does the cookie only last till 2038? Does the world end then, or is it just an arbitary date?
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Apr 2004, 19:02
Replies:
12
so, have we all got our bets on the grand national then?
Views:
2,534
Posted By
Jammers
Re: so, have we all got our bets on the grand national then?
£1 each way on Clan Royal. First time I ever won a bet. Clearly Gamblor is my ally
\ó/
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Feb 2004, 10:07
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25
****ing key skills
Views:
2,214
Posted By
Jammers
Re: ****ing key skills
I went to about 3 key skills IT lessons before realising that I could have an extra 45 minutes sleep by not going. Noone realised I wasn't going, so I never went back. Unfortunatly now I have no idea...
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Feb 2004, 01:43
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29
NationStates
Views:
2,664
Posted By
Jammers
Re: NationStates
I'm still playing, and have been involved in multiple pretend wars. Why, only last night I flattened some guys army with enough cluster bombs to choke a whale. Except it's hard to just flatten...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Feb 2004, 20:18
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15
Man, woman, van
Views:
1,933
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Man, woman, van
1. Put the woman into a garage.
2. Drive the van into the garage.
3. Load the woman into the van
4. -
5. Profit
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Feb 2004, 01:25
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6
My Word - What a tit!
Views:
1,647
Posted By
Jammers
Re: My Word - What a tit!
Does it even have another name?
On a somewhat related note, this John Gibson fellow bears a striking resemblance to the guy who plays Malfoy in Harry Potter.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Feb 2004, 20:28
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8
Bloody Belgians!
Views:
1,566
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Bloody Belgians!
I was once harrassed by a group of Belgians while perusing an electric shop in Ypres.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Feb 2004, 20:16
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20
Smack my Physicist up.
Views:
1,470
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Smack my Physicist up.
Maybe it isn't him who made the statement. Maybe his evil wife has simply hacked into his voice box for her own nefarious purposes.
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Feb 2004, 01:27
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37
Super Bowl XXXVIII predictions
Views:
2,126
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Super Bowl XXXVIII predictions
In cases such as this there are two criteria that can influence my support.
One, do I own an item of clothing bearing that teams logo? In this case the answer is no.
Two, Which team sounds the...
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Jan 2004, 23:54
Replies:
66
Tuition fees: Government wins
Views:
3,982
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Tuition fees: Government wins
We need an independant England to ensure that Tony Blair can never use his foreign mercenaries against us again.
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Jan 2004, 15:51
Replies:
23
hey guys, advise me
Views:
2,723
Posted By
Jammers
Re: hey guys, advise me
You might as well finish your AS-levels at the very least, since there's only another three or four months left till the summer holidays so it would be a bit pointless to drop out now. Wait till you...
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General Discussions
23 Jan 2004, 21:19
Replies:
38
Suicide bomber's best friend commits career suicide...
Views:
2,408
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Suicide bomber's best friend commits career suicide...
Like I said, the Israelis can justify it by saying they are going after terrorists. If the Palestinians stopped doing suicide bombings the Israelis wouldn't be able to justify the occupation.
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General Discussions
23 Jan 2004, 20:13
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38
Suicide bomber's best friend commits career suicide...
Views:
2,408
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Suicide bomber's best friend commits career suicide...
Suicide bombers only let Israel justify their continued occupation to the world. A much better option would be to hold mass protest rallies in Tel Aviv\Jerusalem, and hope that some Israeli soldier...
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General Discussions
21 Jan 2004, 00:38
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61
Love Spells
Views:
8,139
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Love Spells
I'm pretty sure using magic for personal gain is the path to the darkside, although that may only apply to Jedi. Might be a good idea to consult Yoda\a Priest just to be on the safe side.
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jan 2004, 16:48
Replies:
467
Celebdaq
Views:
24,324
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Celebdaq
Basically you only get the full dividend if you've held the shares for full seven days (Friday to Friday). If you've only held the shares for half the week (for example Tuesday to Friday) then you...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jan 2004, 12:27
Replies:
467
Celebdaq
Views:
24,324
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Celebdaq
Sports pages don't count towards Divis though, only the news pages.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jan 2004, 02:27
Replies:
467
Celebdaq
Views:
24,324
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Celebdaq
Sell Arnie and buy as much Rusedski as possible.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jan 2004, 01:06
Replies:
467
Celebdaq
Views:
24,324
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Celebdaq
User ID: 3549730
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jan 2004, 00:59
Replies:
113
so this mission to mars then
Views:
7,951
Posted By
Jammers
Re: so this mission to mars then
We do if the equipment breaks down and needs fixing, like Hubble for instance. If NASA hadn't been able to send a repair man up to fix it they would have probably had to build a new one.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jan 2004, 20:34
Replies:
73
Old yet new [Political]
Views:
5,967
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Old yet new [Political]
Economic Left/Right: 1.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.87
I've swung a bit more the Right ( I used to be Left, then dead centre), also I've become a bit more authoritarian.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jan 2004, 14:50
Replies:
77
Eldest / Middle / Youngest / Only Child
Views:
4,313
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Eldest / Middle / Youngest / Only Child
Eldest child, two sisters and one brother.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jan 2004, 02:01
Replies:
113
so this mission to mars then
Views:
7,951
Posted By
Jammers
Re: so this mission to mars then
King of Spain(or Portugal, I forget which): Well Senor Columbus, I've read your proposal and have decided that there really isn't any need to go to the New World. Instead I shall spend the money on...
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General Discussions
10 Jan 2004, 01:06
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14
Simpsons Come to UK!
Views:
1,627
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Simpsons Come to UK!
It was OKish. But what was the deal with the gay gambling noblemen? Was it just "hey look, English people are gay" or was there actually some funnyness in it?
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jan 2004, 23:40
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33
Shattered is a fraud.
Views:
2,027
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Shattered is a fraud.
They could sail out to international waters and do it, or perhaps go to Jersey like Darren Brown did.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Jan 2004, 03:49
Replies:
126
Any smokers on these forums?
Views:
8,739
Posted By
Jammers
An interesting story about the hypocrisy of smokers
One fine spring day last year, while sitting in the park with my friends (three of whom smoked) I started playing with a cigarrette lighter. After several unsuccesful attempts to set fire to the...
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General Discussions
1 Jan 2004, 03:12
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58
Happy New Year to the Brits
Views:
4,131
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Happy New Year to the Brits
The only people who should celebrate New Years is calendar manufacturers and calendar collectors. Otherwise it's just another day.
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Dec 2003, 02:21
Replies:
23
Have you ever ...
Views:
2,333
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Have you ever ...
I usually watch it, but last year I was thwarted by my sister, who insisted on watching the alternative Xmas message from Ozzy Osbourne. Needless to say I was not impressed with Ozzy's drunken...
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General Discussions
24 Dec 2003, 01:58
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23
Permachat (I think it's amusing anyway)
Views:
2,826
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Permachat (I think it's amusing anyway)
I was being deadly serious. Sarcasm would have been acompanied by some kind of smilie, most likely :rolleyes:
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General Discussions
23 Dec 2003, 18:45
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23
Permachat (I think it's amusing anyway)
Views:
2,826
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Permachat (I think it's amusing anyway)
Funniest thing I have ever read.
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Dec 2003, 02:46
Replies:
56
what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
Views:
4,675
Posted By
Jammers
Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?
I'm getting: Die Hard, Die Harder and Die Hard: With a Vengeance from my grandparents;
The Tin Man by Dale Brown from my Sister;
An Orange with herbs of some kind in it from my Brother (he's to...
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General Discussions
22 Dec 2003, 01:22
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31
[football] How much are you worth as a supporter?
Views:
3,172
Posted By
Jammers
Re: [football] How much are you worth as a supporter?
£260,286. I think going to see an away game against non league opposition (Shildon v Darlington) and travelling more than 200 miles to see a game (Darlington v Plymouth 1996 Div 3 Play-Off Final) may...
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General Discussions
22 Dec 2003, 01:09
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40
Gary Jules gets Christmas Number 1
Views:
2,215
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Gary Jules gets Christmas Number 1
Am I the only one who thinks that it is the most depressing song ever?
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Dec 2003, 02:45
Replies:
18
Could you get sued for copyright infringement for naming your child after a trademark
Views:
2,442
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Could you get sued for copyright infringement for naming your child after a trademark
It's more likely they would send out a press release saying that "Mr Coca Cola likes Coca Cola so much he changed his name, and we will now shower him with riches for being a walking advertisement...
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General Discussions
21 Dec 2003, 02:09
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29
SelectSmart.com 2004 Presidential Candidate Selector!
Views:
2,449
Posted By
Jammers
Re: SelectSmart.com 2004 Presidential Candidate Selector!
Your Results:
1. Your ideal theoretical candidate. (100%) Click here for info
2. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (66%) Click here for info
3. Gephardt, Rep. Dick, MO - Democrat ...
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General Discussions
17 Dec 2003, 23:35
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16
excuses for missing a lesson?
Views:
2,549
Posted By
Jammers
Re: excuses for missing a lesson?
"I'm sorry I didn't attend yesterday's Media lesson, but I went to see the Matrix Revolutions, because what with us doing about Action Films and all, I though it would give me a valuable insight into...
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General Discussions
16 Dec 2003, 19:03
Replies:
7
Little Britain
Views:
1,405
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Little Britain
It's variations on a theme, rather than just being the same thing everytime, although admittedly the wheelchair guy is very repetitive.
Sebastian and the Prime Minister are the best ones though.
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General Discussions
16 Dec 2003, 00:14
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51
The World Has Been Misled ...
Views:
2,991
Posted By
Jammers
Re: The World Has Been Misled ...
No more so than saying "Gotcha!" when a certain battleship got sunk.
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General Discussions
15 Dec 2003, 01:49
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95
poland and the eu
Views:
5,998
Posted By
Jammers
Re: poland and the eu
Isn't the entire point of the CAP to give free money to farmers? And isn't that free money paid for by hard working taxpayers of the EU member states? And even if the money isn't going to French...
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General Discussions
15 Dec 2003, 01:26
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95
poland and the eu
Views:
5,998
Posted By
Jammers
Re: poland and the eu
Probably not, and this would force the EU to make some changes so that we are treated fairly, instead of stealing our money to give to some French Farmer. Voting rights should be the last thing to...
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General Discussions
14 Dec 2003, 15:27
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95
poland and the eu
Views:
5,998
Posted By
Jammers
Re: poland and the eu
Most political parties have manifestos outlining their stance on domestic issues, but not on European Issues such as "Should we ban abortion because some Vietnamese Woman Who Can't Speak French was...
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General Discussions
14 Dec 2003, 03:38
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95
poland and the eu
Views:
5,998
Posted By
Jammers
Re: poland and the eu
Since there's a good chance that people will disagree with their governments opinion, we shouldn't have these things decided by national governments at all. Instead we should just have Europe-wide...
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General Discussions
7 Dec 2003, 18:10
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25
Genius!
Views:
2,096
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Genius!
http://pirate.planetarion.com/SMILIES/XMAS/xmassleigh.gif
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General Discussions
7 Dec 2003, 17:23
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17
I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
Views:
1,884
Posted By
Jammers
Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
Luckily I have a plan, which involves stealing Santa's :sleigh: , and riding it to freedom.
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General Discussions
7 Dec 2003, 02:18
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17
I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
Views:
1,884
Posted By
Jammers
I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
For terrorism or something (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3296729.stm).
Well, it might not be him, but I think the odds of there being more than one British teacher called David...
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General Discussions
5 Dec 2003, 11:03
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74
Piercings
Views:
5,745
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Piercings
There was a girl at my school who had her fingernails pierced. Surely this ranks above everything else in terms of pointlessness. At least other piercings last a lifetime*, but a fingernail piercing...
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General Discussions
5 Dec 2003, 10:47
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7
Lend a hand?
Views:
1,622
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Lend a hand?
Chances are he goes to the "forgot my password" bit, then answers the secret question. The best way to avoid this is to not give the right answer to the question, or to spell it wrong.
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General Discussions
5 Dec 2003, 00:46
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1
Christmas Danger
Views:
1,355
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Christmas Danger
Wouldn't it be funny if his girlfriend read that article and discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with the implausibly named Liza Macfarquharn.
Perhaps that's why the guy is unavailable for...
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General Discussions
5 Dec 2003, 00:31
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24
UK Citzens told to take down Xmas???
Views:
2,729
Posted By
Jammers
Re: UK Citzens told to take down Xmas???
I think Muslims are just jealous, because we get presents for our winter holiday, and they get to starve themselves for whatever their holiday is. Haj or something. Of course, Jews get a whole weeks...
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General Discussions
3 Dec 2003, 00:37
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106
Are you Right or Left wing?
Views:
7,904
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Are you Right or Left wing?
Economic Left/Right: 0
Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3
or at least, that's what it was on Thursday, I couldn't be bothered to do it again so soon.
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General Discussions
2 Dec 2003, 12:03
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19
A crap way to waste 30 minutes
Views:
3,054
Posted By
Jammers
Re: A crap way to waste 30 minutes
They'll probably accuse you of being a "Racist Little Englander", and then they'll put out a press release condemning the acts of "A small number of bigots who are opposed to working with members of...
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General Discussions
1 Dec 2003, 21:07
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30
the AIDS debate
Views:
3,558
Posted By
Jammers
Re: the AIDS debate
Surely the money would be better spent bumping off the Pope and installing a Puppet Pope which we can rely on to be sane and actually pay attention to what doctors are saying now as opposed to what...
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General Discussions
29 Nov 2003, 01:30
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13
Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
Views:
2,946
Posted By
Jammers
Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
Since it only costs £3, I will join. Or I would if I had a credit card. Since I don't have a credit card, I shall be forced to resort to such ancient tecniques as applying by post. However, on the...
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28 Nov 2003, 14:45
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at the begining of the universe, when everything was more conveniently close together
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Re: at the begining of the universe, when everything was more conveniently close together
Probably the equator, since that's where the rotation would be most fastest. Preferably somewhere in the middle of the sea, where there's no light pollution.
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26 Nov 2003, 00:46
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the bus
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Re: the bus
You think having a bus that is late is bad? Yesterday there were people having sex on the bus less than two feet behind me and it was late. I couldn't even see the sex because they were directly...
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24 Nov 2003, 13:23
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Atari + Melbourne House = .....
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Re: Atari + Melbourne House = .....
Didn't Optimus Prime die and then get replaced by a sports car of some kind?
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21 Nov 2003, 21:20
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Interpret This Cartoon
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Re: Interpret This Cartoon
The Crescent moon obviously represents Islam, and the nasty smell refers to the horror of terrorist acts committed in the name of Islam. The cartoon is reminicent of Luthers 95 Theses, only in a more...
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21 Nov 2003, 20:49
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Uncle Tony smoking crack
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Re: Uncle Tony smoking crack
They killed 26 people. An eye for an eye etc*
*Yes I know, it makes the world go blind. But in the world of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
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21 Nov 2003, 00:52
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210
Fox Hunting is gay
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Re: Fox Hunting is gay
The Government have been trying to ban it for years, and they still haven't succeeded. They should just let local councils decide what to do about it, and then use the time saved in Parliament to do...
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21 Nov 2003, 00:12
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24
Uncle Tony smoking crack
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Re: Uncle Tony smoking crack
We should bomb 26 Saudi palaces, because they are the ones who are bankrolling all these terrorist attacks, or more accurately, the people who live in the palaces. That'll teach them to blow up...
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17 Nov 2003, 00:03
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256
Tories to re-introduce Death-penalty?
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Re: Tories to re-introduce Death-penalty?
Not if the gain (restoring the death penalty) outweighs loss from repealing the Human Rights Act. Besides which, it doesn't have to be repealed, it could just be ammended.
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15 Nov 2003, 00:43
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So the queen is 150 meters away from me...
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Re: So the queen is 150 meters away from me...
When the Queen came to Darlington I had to jump up and down just to catch a glimpse of her over the massed ranks of peasants who had turned out to celebrate. It wasn't really worth it, since I could...
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12 Nov 2003, 12:48
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Hippy Vs US Navy - who will win?
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Re: Hippy Vs US Navy - who will win?
I thought the shipyard in question was one of the few places in the world capable of dealing with the ships, hence the reason they're coming here.
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12 Nov 2003, 12:43
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Hippy Vs US Navy - who will win?
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Re: Hippy Vs US Navy - who will win?
I don't see why the good citizens of Hartlepool are so concerned about a few empty ships, when they've got a huge nuclear power plant, and one of the worlds largest chemical sites sitting right next...
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12 Nov 2003, 00:03
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Flash Space Orbits Game?
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Re: Flash Space Orbits Game?
I got 450728 points
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11 Nov 2003, 01:41
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so whatever happened to those premier league players and that girl
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Re: so whatever happened to those premier league players and that girl
Maybe this thing with Prince Charles is an elaborate hoax created by the players involved in order to draw attention away from their exploits.
It's a conspiracy
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10 Nov 2003, 23:49
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Bring Back Basil Petition (who cares if im the only one that puts something :p)
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Re: Bring Back Basil Petition (who cares if im the only one that puts something :p)
It looks vulnerable and weak, which is what I would assume a child looks like in that situation.
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10 Nov 2003, 18:24
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The truth about Prince Charles!
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Re: The truth about Prince Charles!
I think the video is just Diana and\or a servant saying Charles has had bumsex with a servant. I honestly don't think Charles would be stupid enough to star in an amateur porn film, and then to let...
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10 Nov 2003, 17:57
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23
Bring Back Basil Petition (who cares if im the only one that puts something :p)
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Re: Bring Back Basil Petition (who cares if im the only one that puts something :p)
The new thing looks like a young child that is about to be raped, whereas Basil was a family friendly image beloved by all.
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10 Nov 2003, 00:10
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Chelsea vs Newcastle
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Re: Chelsea vs Newcastle
It is a dark day for North Eastern football. Newcastle, Darlington and Shildon all lost :(
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7 Nov 2003, 01:24
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54
What has Chuckles been up to?
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Re: What has Chuckles been up to?
Wasn't there a story a few months back(or possibly longer) about a gay rape in Charles' household? Could this be connected to that? It's one thing to be having sex with the servants, but it is quite...
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7 Nov 2003, 01:10
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59
Computer games. I need help.
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Re: Computer games. I need help.
Get a Dreamcast (you can probably pick one up for about tuppence) and Shen Mue 1 and 2. There aren't any nice girls in Shen Mue 1 (well theres a schoolgirl-type person who fancies you, but she isn't...
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3 Nov 2003, 17:48
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42
Northern people
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Re: Northern people
Hartlepool has a nice Historic Quay, and the Marina has some nice shops in it, if you like clothes and perfume. You can also mock the natives about the time they hanged a monkey, although this could...
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30 Oct 2003, 01:25
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18
University Survey
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3,700
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Re: University Survey
Turkish Delights?
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25 Oct 2003, 23:24
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4
Looking for online Risk sites
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2,391
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Re: Looking for online Risk sites
http://www.missionrisk.com?
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24 Oct 2003, 23:57
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3
invent a quote
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Re: invent a quote
Arnold: No Mr Davis, when shaking hands you must keep your hand upright, and your arm straight. You are all over the place, like a drunk.
Davis: My new job is to be a tramp outside Sacramento...
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19 Oct 2003, 00:52
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216
The EU wants its own military.
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Re: The EU wants its own military.
And so they will, as soon as these new fangled regional assemblies get formed.
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18 Oct 2003, 00:27
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19
Bloody planes...
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3,161
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Re: Bloody planes...
Why do people insist on complaining about having planes flying overhead? Just think of it as being an airshow. People pay money to go to airshows, and you're getting it for free, so count yourself...
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17 Oct 2003, 16:32
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37
Teen Big Brother
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4,174
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Re: Teen Big Brother
E4
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17 Oct 2003, 16:18
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37
Teen Big Brother
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4,174
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Re: Teen Big Brother
Apparantly she got given the morning after pill, so thankfully the taxpayer won't have to pay for another teenage mother to sit around contributing nothing to society. :up:
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16 Oct 2003, 22:54
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oi like (uk people)
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Re: oi like (uk people)
37 so far.
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15 Oct 2003, 16:52
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Yet another legal thread.
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Re: Yet another legal thread.
I usually run away screaming, then cross over the road so the dog would be run over if it tried to follow.
And I don't have to put my hand right in, but my fingers go in, and when that happens the...
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15 Oct 2003, 16:45
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Yet another legal thread.
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Re: Yet another legal thread.
The paper must go right through the letterbox, otherwise it acts as a symbol for burglars to go and burgle that house. People have letterboxes with that annoying fluffy stuff inside, in order to save...
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15 Oct 2003, 16:32
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41
Yet another legal thread.
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Re: Yet another legal thread.
They complain if they don't get their stupid freebie paper, and then I lose my job, and then I would have to get a real job, like in a shop :(
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15 Oct 2003, 16:25
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41
Yet another legal thread.
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Re: Yet another legal thread.
As someone who delivers newspapers and has a fear of dogs, let me say this: "If it isn't illegal, then it should be, and everyone should be forced to have a box built around their letterbox, so that...
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14 Oct 2003, 17:32
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If a 15 year old lad shags a 16 year old girl
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3,908
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Re: If a 15 year old lad shags a 16 year old girl
I thought you couldn't give consent if you were under 16, so she wouldn't be able to plead consent anyway.
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13 Oct 2003, 23:45
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43
What's your Homepage?
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5,762
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Re: What's your Homepage?
jpaweb01.planetarion.com/login.pl
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12 Oct 2003, 22:56
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Would i be a complete fagot
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Re: Would i be a complete fagot
They weren't so much wars as they were the occasional raid.
Anyway, the important thing is that more wars have been started by non-blonds than have been started by blonds.
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12 Oct 2003, 22:49
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Would i be a complete fagot
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Re: Would i be a complete fagot
But Hitler was the guy in charge of the whole Aryanism thing, and he didn't have blond hair. And even if you do class Hitler as having blond hair, he is merely the exception that proves the rule.
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12 Oct 2003, 22:43
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Would i be a complete fagot
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Re: Would i be a complete fagot
If there's one thing the world needs it's more blond people. That, and world peace. And since no blond person has ever caused a war the two are interlinked. Therefore, you should go for it.
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12 Oct 2003, 22:36
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39
I just dont know what to do with my haircut
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Re: I just dont know what to do with my haircut
Short cut, shaved at the back. Thats the only haircut I've had for many a year, and it's never done me any harm. Admittedly it's probably never done me any good either, but I genuinely couldn't care...
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11 Oct 2003, 23:38
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12
i had a dream
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3,084
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Re: i had a dream
I once had a dream where a Priest captured me and held me hostage in his Church. It scared me :(
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11 Oct 2003, 15:21
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63
Straw Poll
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Re: Straw Poll
I don't either.
same reasons as Kura (only I think it would be cheaper to execute them ourselves rather than contracting out to Saudi Arabia)
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10 Oct 2003, 17:11
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what the hell is wrong with that bush-guy?
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Re: what the hell is wrong with that bush-guy?
Don't forget Cuba either (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3181048.stm)
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10 Oct 2003, 16:56
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The Chinese are plotting to attack us with Space-People
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The Chinese are plotting to attack us with Space-People
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3180618.stm
Surely they should be capable of landing their space ship in a country there aren't dangerous beasties that eat Chinese Space-People?...
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10 Oct 2003, 00:08
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37
Prediction
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3,870
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Re: Prediction
Elbonia?
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9 Oct 2003, 00:41
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20
Best bible?
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Re: Best bible?
Yes (http://www.thebricktestament.com), but it doesn't have all the books in it.
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8 Oct 2003, 23:52
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39
The Middle East Problem
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4,246
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Re: The Middle East Problem
Not if China played them off against one another, then walked in to pick up the pieces under the guise of "peacekeeping" or "nationbuilding". Of course, even if India\Pakistan had blown each other to...
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8 Oct 2003, 22:36
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The Middle East Problem
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Re: The Middle East Problem
http://www.globalsecurity.org/org/news/2003/030923-israel1.htm, in particular the last paragraph:
I suspect that would alter most peoples lives. Damned Zionists with their weapons of mass...
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8 Oct 2003, 09:58
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125
Arnold wins
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Re: Arnold wins
I loved Iain Duncan Smiths opinion on whether Schwarzenegger winning was a good thing. Essentially he said, "Well I can tell you this. Winning is something Tony Blair won't be doing at the next...
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7 Oct 2003, 00:51
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14
im going to make a garden
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4,024
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Re: im going to make a garden
The gnomes could be fishing in the stream, or perhaps acting as gatekeepers for the drawbridge, thus providing additional detterent against Jehovas Witnesses.
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7 Oct 2003, 00:34
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14
im going to make a garden
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4,024
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Re: im going to make a garden
Try painting a strip of grass blue, and then place a few planks of wood over the blue grass, and place railings on the sides (so people don't fall off). This gives the appearance of having your very...
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6 Oct 2003, 23:39
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131
Petition to remove the new smilies.
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10,155
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Re: Petition to remove the new smilies.
I find the lack of English smilies appalling, and in the interests of racial equality I demand the introduction of a Cross of St George, as well as other English imagery to balance out the American...
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1 Oct 2003, 00:13
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40
what interesting thing have you learned today?
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I learnt that Dromedary camels don't have a hump.
I learnt that Dromedary camels don't have a hump.
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30 Sep 2003, 23:45
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One of those questions in life involving R A P E
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3,535
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Re: Re: One of those questions in life involving R A P E
On a slightly related note, some kid was raped outside my house at the weekend. I'm not sure whether she enjoyed it or not, but I certainly don't enjoy the police spamming my house with letters about...
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28 Sep 2003, 23:53
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18
When there's nothing interesting to be said between a group of people
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3,231
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I don't like small talk with shopkeepers and the...
I don't like small talk with shopkeepers and the like, but fortunatly some bright spark came up with the idea of an Automated Shop that will quite happily sell you anything from tampons to chocolate...
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26 Sep 2003, 23:59
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42
When you're walking
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4,086
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A slight swinging motion. Unless I'm carrying...
A slight swinging motion. Unless I'm carrying something, in which case I'm usually fiddling with the thing I'm carrying, or eating it, depending on what it is I'm carrying.
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24 Sep 2003, 16:40
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14
There is a God!!!
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3,246
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According to my little brother(who is...
According to my little brother(who is knowledgeable about the new version of Turtles), "The vampires were going to kill the last shinobi who was a Turtle so the other Turtles rescued her. She also...
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24 Sep 2003, 16:34
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8
right, microsoft word problem
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2,626
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Make the leaflet A4 size, then group the...
Make the leaflet A4 size, then group the different bits of it together, resize it to A5, then copy and paste to put two of them on the same page.
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24 Sep 2003, 16:32
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6
Free legal documents
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3,672
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Her Majesty's Stationary Office...
Her Majesty's Stationary Office (http://www.hmso.gov.uk/)
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24 Sep 2003, 12:32
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28
See, I'm looking for Friday
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3,531
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I usually look forward to Friday, because it is...
I usually look forward to Friday, because it is the start of the weekend, but this week the weekend starts today due to some kind of "Teacher Training" :up:
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21 Sep 2003, 23:59
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22
Is this at all excessive???
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3,523
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You'll not be saying that when your £40million...
You'll not be saying that when your £40million yacht sinks and you realise you can't swim and so you need something to grab hold of.
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21 Sep 2003, 22:57
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22
Is this at all excessive???
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3,523
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You should buy some Inflatable Speakers. That way...
You should buy some Inflatable Speakers. That way you can deflate them when you need extra room.
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21 Sep 2003, 04:04
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10
Free Aung San Suu Kyi
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2,768
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Is that like trying to save the Panda?
Is that like trying to save the Panda?
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21 Sep 2003, 03:54
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[UK] What a load of ****
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4,532
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Interesting fact: RNIB has the same number of...
Interesting fact: RNIB has the same number of letters as RIAA, and they both begin with the letter R, and they are both attempting to seize control of the internet. They also both contain the letter...
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18 Sep 2003, 17:49
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48
Does anyone here actually still play PA?
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6,252
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_ó/ I do, and I am currently ranked 1323,...
_ó/
I do, and I am currently ranked 1323, which is probably rubbish.
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17 Sep 2003, 12:09
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115
Oh just fk off Hollywood
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12,533
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We should make a whole series of movies like...
We should make a whole series of movies like that, just to show the Americans how it feels to have their history meddled with for the entertainment of the masses.
As for this movie, I shall...
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17 Sep 2003, 11:31
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9
software patents
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2,931
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I thought software was already patent-able. I...
I thought software was already patent-able. I read an article once about all the things Nintendo had patented, and one of them was the camera system in Mario 64.
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16 Sep 2003, 23:46
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81
This is why I'm in favour of tuition fees
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7,049
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I don't know why people make so much of Media...
I don't know why people make so much of Media being a mickey mouse subject, as it's essentially the same as English Literature, in that you spend ages making up nonsense to explain things which are...
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15 Sep 2003, 22:42
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38
sweden says no
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4,211
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Since Estonia(non-EU country) is doing so much...
Since Estonia(non-EU country) is doing so much better than Germany(founder EU country), doesn't that mean the European Union isn't such a great thing after all, and so we'd all be better off just...
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14 Sep 2003, 22:33
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23
the riaa are getting clever
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4,414
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It's only happened to me once so far. I guess I'm...
It's only happened to me once so far. I guess I'm just lucky :banana:
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14 Sep 2003, 01:35
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25
Insomnia
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4,307
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Warm milk works for me.
Warm milk works for me.
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12 Sep 2003, 20:43
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45
Homeworld, Sonic the Hedgehog or Sex?
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4,838
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Sonic
Sonic
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12 Sep 2003, 20:39
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96
"New" cannabis legislation
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7,992
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So now that the Police have taken control of the...
So now that the Police have taken control of the whole making law thing, does this mean we can just abolish Parliament?
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11 Sep 2003, 00:29
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9
Gotta love the English
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2,827
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It would be like Phonebox, only without the...
It would be like Phonebox, only without the phone, so it would just be "box"
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11 Sep 2003, 00:13
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51
The city were you life
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11,341
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Shildon: It's not just trains* The new...
Shildon: It's not just trains*
The new railway museum. A waste of money if ever there was one. Hasn't actually been built yet. (http://www.nrm.org.uk/html/NEWS_PB/shildon.jpg)
A running track....
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10 Sep 2003, 23:55
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8
WTO Activist Kills Self.
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2,605
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One less hippy to worry about.
One less hippy to worry about.
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10 Sep 2003, 23:54
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42
The value of your soul?
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6,373
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Your soul is worth £11965. For your peace of...
Your soul is worth £11965. For your peace of mind, 70% of people have a purer soul than you.
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9 Sep 2003, 23:39
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33
God For A Day
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4,487
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Do you wish to be honoured with Human sacrifices,...
Do you wish to be honoured with Human sacrifices, or will animals suffice?
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9 Sep 2003, 23:32
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9
Gotta love the English
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2,827
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Something tells me he isn't actually English, at...
Something tells me he isn't actually English, at least not in the conventional sense.
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9 Sep 2003, 23:21
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5
Tories speading their **** across the EU
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2,400
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When one has fallen into a hole, it is only...
When one has fallen into a hole, it is only proper to warn others about the hole so that they won't also fall into it.
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8 Sep 2003, 16:55
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49
I just used a semi-colon in a text message
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5,071
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;)
;)
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7 Sep 2003, 22:34
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49
I just used a semi-colon in a text message
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5,071
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Thats a normal colon. I know what that does. It's...
Thats a normal colon. I know what that does. It's the ; I have trouble with.
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7 Sep 2003, 21:35
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49
I just used a semi-colon in a text message
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5,071
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I don't actually know what a semi colon does, and...
I don't actually know what a semi colon does, and so have never used one :(
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7 Sep 2003, 21:13
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50.000 young virgins
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Sounds like Pop Idol, only better.
Sounds like Pop Idol, only better.
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6 Sep 2003, 14:54
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21
RIAA claim to be 'above the law'
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3,197
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Jammers
Re: Re: RIAA claim to be 'above the law'
What if the RIAA claim it was a reasonable search? to recover stolen property for example.
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6 Sep 2003, 00:39
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28
Alfred the Duck
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Further Googling reveals this...
Further Googling reveals this (http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~ricky/anime/Ahiru_no_Kwak/PODX-1020/), which seems to be a CD containing songs from the series.
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6 Sep 2003, 00:35
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28
Alfred the Duck
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http://www.circleofpowerguild.com/images.php?categ...
http://www.circleofpowerguild.com/images.php?category=5
Fourth and Fifth pictures down^
Might not be the right duck though.
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6 Sep 2003, 00:21
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29
I was complemented today
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An interesting update on the Complimenting front....
An interesting update on the Complimenting front. The girl who complimented me turns out to be the daughter of one of my teachers from Secondary School. Also, in an effort to look sophisticated, I...
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5 Sep 2003, 16:15
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125
Next stop Iran
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10,350
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Jammers
Didn't Britain (single handedly) deal with Oman...
Didn't Britain (single handedly) deal with Oman back in the 70's using a combination of free health care for peasants and the SAS killing the rebels?
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4 Sep 2003, 17:41
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29
I was complemented today
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3,578
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Yes. I am doing an AS level in Media (as well as...
Yes. I am doing an AS level in Media (as well as Politics and History) because I need more UCAS points so I can go to university. Or just so I can look clever on job applications etc.
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3 Sep 2003, 23:41
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29
I was complemented today
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3,578
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I like the idea of appearing upper class, even...
I like the idea of appearing upper class, even though I quite blatently aren't. Although having said that, I won't take it to Hyacinth Bouquet extents.
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3 Sep 2003, 23:23
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29
I was complemented today
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3,578
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I was complemented today
A girl in my Media class today called me "well spoken for someone from Darlington". I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't from Darlington, but it still made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside....
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3 Sep 2003, 23:17
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12
HL: Team Fortress Classic FanListing
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3,248
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I can't play online games. My computer gets...
I can't play online games. My computer gets militant for some reason and decides not to let me. It's a shame, because I liked team fortress, much better than that "counterstrike" in which I was...
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1 Sep 2003, 23:57
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23
joining political parties
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4,235
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Jammers
I thought they split up after whatshisname died?
I thought they split up after whatshisname died?
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1 Sep 2003, 23:44
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12
Nasa
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2,615
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Jammers
It's better than spending even more money on the...
It's better than spending even more money on the military.
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1 Sep 2003, 23:38
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23
joining political parties
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4,235
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I'll vote Lib Dems in the next election, because...
I'll vote Lib Dems in the next election, because I hate Labour, and I honestly couldn't bear to have Derek "Lets build a bloody great museum in a town which has no facilities whatsoever, and could...
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1 Sep 2003, 17:41
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11
Public toilets
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2,874
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Has anyone ever been trapped in one of those...
Has anyone ever been trapped in one of those after the toilet pops back underground, leaving them doomed to roam the sewers for all eternity?
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30 Aug 2003, 22:31
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8
Buster Is Missing
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2,728
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Jammers
Why censor out the phone numbers? If they wanted...
Why censor out the phone numbers? If they wanted to retain their privacy they wouldn't have spammed your letter box with their private details.
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30 Aug 2003, 03:54
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70
destroying someones life
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7,880
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If I remember rightly, only sending one Email...
If I remember rightly, only sending one Email wouldn't be enough to constitute harrasment, so choose one person to email for maximum effect.
Of course, it's probably illegal for other reasons, but...
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29 Aug 2003, 17:07
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8
Power Failure
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2,693
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Jammers
Re: DYB: Power Failure
We can but hope. Quite frankly it's about time Al Quaeda tried doing something rather than let the Iraqis steal their limelight.
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28 Aug 2003, 23:06
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32
My sister is soooooo blonde
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3,978
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I'm sick of all the anti-blond propaganda spread...
I'm sick of all the anti-blond propaganda spread about by commoners without the right genes to be blond. They are all just jealous of us, with our superiour genes and other marvelous traits. :mad: ...
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28 Aug 2003, 23:00
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28
wow, uk and germany have at least one thing in common
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3,421
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I once saw a group of German tourists playing...
I once saw a group of German tourists playing Aeroplanes in York town centre. They were running aroud using their arms as makeshift wings, and made propeller noises.
My friends and I pondered...
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28 Aug 2003, 00:46
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20
god damn fat rednecks
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3,174
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Jammers
Why the hell didn't their brother do something...
Why the hell didn't their brother do something sooner? You get the impression he couldn't be bothered to phone the police, instead just waiting to happen upon a policeman as he went about his daily...
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25 Aug 2003, 19:58
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12
immigrants swamping
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2,703
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Jammers
Isn't he a bit late in saying this? Like a few...
Isn't he a bit late in saying this? Like a few hundred years too late.
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25 Aug 2003, 13:56
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46
Some things are fab
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4,011
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Jammers
Is it really that unreasonable to expect people...
Is it really that unreasonable to expect people to pay for a product?
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24 Aug 2003, 23:57
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46
Some things are fab
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4,011
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Given that we've already paid for it I should...
Given that we've already paid for it I should hope not.
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24 Aug 2003, 16:20
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75
'Why do Arabs Hate the West, Especially the U.S.?'
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9,409
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Jammers
Re: Re: 'Why do Arabs Hate the West, Especially the U.S.?'
Except for that little incident with the communists (http://www.britains-smallwars.com/malaya/malayan1.html).
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21 Aug 2003, 00:46
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66
Terrorism in Iraq: why?
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Jammers
Allah moves in mysterious ways.
Allah moves in mysterious ways.
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21 Aug 2003, 00:05
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18
Green fingers
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3,391
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Jammers
Set them on fire. The ashes will then fertilise...
Set them on fire. The ashes will then fertilise the soil, allowing the plant to flourish. However, this may not be as easy, as one of my friends told me that plants have an inbuilt defence against...
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19 Aug 2003, 23:46
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36
Lets just bomb anyone who isn't us to ****ery
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5,427
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Jammers
When I heard the UN had been bombed, I thought...
When I heard the UN had been bombed, I thought they meant the real one in New York, or maybe Geneva. I was quite dissapointed to hear it was just some fake knock off copy in Baghdad. :(
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8 Aug 2003, 02:54
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Heterosexism
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3,180
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Jammers
Possibly, but it's only wrong to be...
Possibly, but it's only wrong to be discriminatory if it's against a minority group
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7 Aug 2003, 22:57
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10
What movie is this from?
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2,681
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Jammers
Re: What movie is this from?
The classic Michael Caine version, which is actually set in Italy and so has a title which makes sense, or the monstrosity that is the new American version, which isn't set in Italy, and so has a...
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7 Aug 2003, 15:48
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36
HEY GUYS! I found Planetarion on the BBC News website
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4,354
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Jammers
At first I thought this thread would be about...
At first I thought this thread would be about this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3125475.stm), but thankfully it wasn't.
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6 Aug 2003, 00:15
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27
Your most patheric mate
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6,466
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Jammers
That was Plan D, which actually worked. We wanted...
That was Plan D, which actually worked. We wanted to avoid hurting his feelings though, hence the elaborate schemes.
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6 Aug 2003, 00:05
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27
Your most patheric mate
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6,466
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My most pathetic "friend" was called Hoppy(no...
My most pathetic "friend" was called Hoppy(no idea why). He was really into bands like Metallica, which isn't too bad on its own, but he decided that the Beatles were a threat to the very nature of...
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5 Aug 2003, 15:11
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59
This thread is for the UK "too hot to sleep crew"
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7,907
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If only shops and the like remained open during...
If only shops and the like remained open during the night it would be a perfect solution :(
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3 Aug 2003, 02:29
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34
How Long Can You Take Advantage of an Office Full of Stupid People
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4,475
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What happens when someone is really desperate to...
What happens when someone is really desperate to go and starts knocking on both doors demanding to know how long the occupents will be?
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3 Aug 2003, 01:19
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33
Birtday presents for girlfriends
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5,063
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Jammers
Buy her a pigeon so that the two of you may...
Buy her a pigeon so that the two of you may exchange love letters without the use of ramshackle Text Message gizmos. A pigeon will offer the pair of you infinitly more love than a phone ever could,...
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2 Aug 2003, 16:27
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41
not so happy any more
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4,460
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Jammers
I once sent a text message that didn't get...
I once sent a text message that didn't get delivered for over a week. The moral of the story is text messages are the most unreliable form of communication since smoke signals.
Try using a pigeon in...
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1 Aug 2003, 23:50
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33
BBC vs Government (clash of the titans)
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4,586
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The BBC provides me with entertainment(not much...
The BBC provides me with entertainment(not much admittedly, but when was the last time the Government did anything entertaining?) and are less demanding of money than the Government.
I know who I'm...
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1 Aug 2003, 15:40
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15
Baby (Jesus?) found in a plastic bag. In a shed. In Birmingham.
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3,558
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In which case the kid is better off in an...
In which case the kid is better off in an orphanage than being raised by a prostitute.
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1 Aug 2003, 14:13
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20
Last Night's Dreams
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3,552
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Jammers
I dreamt that I was Link from the Legend of...
I dreamt that I was Link from the Legend of Zelda. I think I've been playing Windwaker too much.
It isn't the most peculiar gaming related dream I've ever had, as I once dreamt I was on a trireme...
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1 Aug 2003, 14:03
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64
Religious Nutters Make More Stuff Up
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Probably not, since Italy would surrender and...
Probably not, since Italy would surrender and change sides after a few days anyway.
It would be nice to have a war without someone bombing the wrong country though.
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1 Aug 2003, 13:59
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22
PA X Ad
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3,806
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Jammers
I remember the good ol' days of R1, when instead...
I remember the good ol' days of R1, when instead of squandering money on adverts they just got PC Gamer (and possibly others, but I only read PC Gamer) to do a review of it.
Why didn't they do that...
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1 Aug 2003, 13:51
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Baby (Jesus?) found in a plastic bag. In a shed. In Birmingham.
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3,558
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But surely the mother would have kept quiet about...
But surely the mother would have kept quiet about it\lied and said the kid was dead\is a street person without any friends, and obviously doesn't want the kid, so she won't own up to it, and so baby...
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1 Aug 2003, 02:52
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64
Religious Nutters Make More Stuff Up
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7,754
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Maybe we could do a spot of regime change in the...
Maybe we could do a spot of regime change in the Vatican due to the all the oppressing it does, and the whole "sex with children" thing.
Might be a good idea to let someone other than America do it...
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1 Aug 2003, 02:39
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15
Baby (Jesus?) found in a plastic bag. In a shed. In Birmingham.
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3,558
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Jammers
Why do the news people insist on reporting on...
Why do the news people insist on reporting on things like abandoned babies. It isn't newsworthy, it isn't "sensitive", it's pointless and annoying.
Unless it actually is Jesus, in which case it...
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1 Aug 2003, 02:33
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28
How many people here have musical ringtones on their mobile?
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3,820
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I have Rule Brittania, I think it cost 50p from...
I have Rule Brittania, I think it cost 50p from the Orange WapSite.
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28 Jul 2003, 00:54
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12
MILF
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2,828
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I thought this would be about the porn site of...
I thought this would be about the porn site of the same name.
Which I have never visited.
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26 Jul 2003, 23:09
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36
Anti-American Rant
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3,330
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Jammers
Re: Anti-American Rant
Are you sure she hasn't just been hanging out with Saddam Hussein and the gang?
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25 Jul 2003, 15:47
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35
Success!
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3,346
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It's not so much "intimate knowledge", more of "A...
It's not so much "intimate knowledge", more of "A is true, so B is likely to be true"
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25 Jul 2003, 15:43
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35
Success!
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3,346
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Given that the only time Delta Force don't have...
Given that the only time Delta Force don't have to do it as much as the SAS, it would stand to reason that they won't train for it as much as the SAS.
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25 Jul 2003, 15:33
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35
Success!
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3,346
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In the US it is illegal for the military to...
In the US it is illegal for the military to intervene in law enforcement(Posse Comitas). Counter terrorism is law enforcement. Storming a house is pretty similar to counter terrorism.
Thats why the...
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25 Jul 2003, 14:48
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35
Success!
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3,346
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It was the 101st Airbourne, who are Paratroopers....
It was the 101st Airbourne, who are Paratroopers. They're well trained, but not in counter terrorism. And even if they did use Delta Force(the US equivalent of the SAS), my point about them not...
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25 Jul 2003, 14:38
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35
Success!
Views:
3,346
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They should have used the SAS. They have...
They should have used the SAS. They have experience storming buildings from counter terrorism operations, whereas the US military don't do that as much, because of the laws on Posse Comitas.
Of...
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24 Jul 2003, 18:17
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41
Jessica Lynch = Hero
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4,697
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Jammers
That was my point :)
That was my point :)
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24 Jul 2003, 18:10
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41
Jessica Lynch = Hero
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4,697
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Did she single handedly fight off half the Iraqi...
Did she single handedly fight off half the Iraqi Army armed only with a handgun, followed by resisting tortue by several hundred highly trained torturers?
If she didn't, then she's probably just as...
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24 Jul 2003, 18:04
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41
Jessica Lynch = Hero
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4,697
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She's a hero if you believe the propaganda. It's...
She's a hero if you believe the propaganda. It's like that guy in the Soviet Union who single handedly mined several hundred tons of coal in one shift, people thought he was a hero till they realised...
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24 Jul 2003, 18:01
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45
'Star Wars Kid' takes on empire, sues classmates
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5,060
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Anyone who can truely say that they have never...
Anyone who can truely say that they have never waved a stick around and made lightsabre noises is a liar.
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22 Jul 2003, 23:17
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52
Newspapers
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6,714
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Jammers
The Northern Echo on weekdays, on Sundays I get...
The Northern Echo on weekdays, on Sundays I get the Sunday Sun(not to be confused with The Sun), although it's a bit rubbish now that all the good columnists got sacked.
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22 Jul 2003, 02:54
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12
When we all die because of gamma radiation
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3,281
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We could try detonating nuclear warheads near the...
We could try detonating nuclear warheads near the moon to move its orbit to block the radiation. Then we just need to detonate more nuclear weapons near the Earth to dodge the radiation from the Moon.
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20 Jul 2003, 15:45
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20
With the crime figures in London rising....
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3,943
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The only thing you really needed to know was that...
The only thing you really needed to know was that Jeffry Archer was a liar, and so when he got that woman to write his biography, he lied to her about real life events, with Hilarious Consequences
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20 Jul 2003, 01:22
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20
With the crime figures in London rising....
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3,943
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At this point I shall admit that I don't actually...
At this point I shall admit that I don't actually have the faintest idea about Jeffery Archer, and that everything I know about him was learned from that comedy about him on BBC 1 a few months ago.
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20 Jul 2003, 00:34
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20
With the crime figures in London rising....
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3,943
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Should it have even gone to court though? Like I...
Should it have even gone to court though? Like I said, it's a private matter, it probably didn't affect his performance as whatever job he had at the time, so the public don't need to know about it.
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20 Jul 2003, 00:01
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20
With the crime figures in London rising....
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3,943
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You just take me too seriously :) Besides, I...
You just take me too seriously :)
Besides, I wanted to be the first person to make up a conspiracy theory, so that when other people make up conspiracy theories about this, everyone can just reply...
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19 Jul 2003, 15:06
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20
With the crime figures in London rising....
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3,943
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"Chewbacca is really tall, yet he lives on Endor,...
"Chewbacca is really tall, yet he lives on Endor, with the Ewoks who are really small. Does that make any sense to you? Of course not. Why would a tall person like Chewbacca live with small people...
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18 Jul 2003, 23:51
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24
Everyone is going to jail
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3,592
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Kazakhstan is a Rogue Nation who is seeking to...
Kazakhstan is a Rogue Nation who is seeking to possess Weapons of Mass Destruction and is responsible for Human Rights Abuses. Also, there might be some oil there we haven't found yet.
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18 Jul 2003, 23:48
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20
With the crime figures in London rising....
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3,943
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I can't be the only one to find the fact that a...
I can't be the only one to find the fact that a scientist, who may or may not have leaked documents to the BBC showing that Tony Blair is a compulsive liar, has gone missing, and a body has been...
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18 Jul 2003, 15:23
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20
With the crime figures in London rising....
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3,943
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Why is everyone so opposed to Jeffery Archer? All...
Why is everyone so opposed to Jeffery Archer? All he did was lie about visiting a prostitute, and to be fair it's none of our business whether he did visit a prostitute or not.
It's not like he had...
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17 Jul 2003, 23:34
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13
I have been posing as a 12 year old...
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3,087
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A 12yr old girl once pestered me for cybersex. It...
A 12yr old girl once pestered me for cybersex. It was a semi-tempting offer, but I decided against it.
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17 Jul 2003, 22:40
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12
n64-keep or sell?
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3,280
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Keep it, and then use it to remenice to your...
Keep it, and then use it to remenice to your grandchildren about the wonders of computer games. They most likely won't understand what they are, but you would be able to educate them.
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16 Jul 2003, 23:56
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38
Burning bodies of teenagers in skips
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8,412
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If thats true, then it was the guys own fault for...
If thats true, then it was the guys own fault for failing to adhere to the local customs and etiquette. If one passes someone in the street it is best to avoid eye contact. If this is not possible,...
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16 Jul 2003, 23:09
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38
Burning bodies of teenagers in skips
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8,412
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When the guy on the radio was talking about it,...
When the guy on the radio was talking about it, it was quite funny.
"The weather was nice and sunny. Just the kind of weather that causes children, at least in this area, to go and play in a skip"...
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16 Jul 2003, 14:08
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97
9/11
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8,149
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1. Notice the part of my post where I said...
1. Notice the part of my post where I said "without autopilot", as in "the terrorists were flying manually"
2. Did anyone on the plane know how to program the auto lander? Didn't the pilots get...
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16 Jul 2003, 01:53
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97
9/11
Views:
8,149
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Didn't Islamic Jihad (or some other Palestinian...
Didn't Islamic Jihad (or some other Palestinian group) claim responsibility shortly after the planes hit, but then retracted it afterwards, probably because they realised what the US would do to...
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16 Jul 2003, 01:01
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51
The United Kingdom
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6,661
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But Germany didn't exist then, so when Saxe...
But Germany didn't exist then, so when Saxe Coburg Gotha came over to England to take the throne, they brought with them the title deeds to their part of what is now Germany.
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14 Jul 2003, 23:19
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30
School
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4,451
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I applied for uni, but then realised several...
I applied for uni, but then realised several things. Firstly I don't want to do the course, secondly I won't the grades I need to do the course, and thirdly I wouldn't be any good at the course. So...
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14 Jul 2003, 15:01
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12
Letter Etiquette?
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2,728
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My English teacher always said to only put Dear...
My English teacher always said to only put Dear Sir, because women expect to be addressed as Sir. Of course, he was something of an eccentric, so it may be best to disregard his advice.
The only...
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14 Jul 2003, 03:47
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52
Best RPG ever?
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7,213
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As you do in almost all games. Which is why the...
As you do in almost all games. Which is why the term Role Playing Game needs to be revised.
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14 Jul 2003, 03:28
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41
HALLELUJAH! ... Praise the Lord , i have not sinned!
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I shall pray for you, that you may keep your vow...
I shall pray for you, that you may keep your vow of chastity so that God shall not be displeased with you.
Let us all pray for Mirai.
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14 Jul 2003, 03:17
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41
HALLELUJAH! ... Praise the Lord , i have not sinned!
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5,383
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Praises be to you all. I am praying for you. I...
Praises be to you all. I am praying for you. I have now been clean for 7 minutes*. Pray for me, as I shall do for you.
:bunny:
*Not actually true
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14 Jul 2003, 02:57
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52
Best RPG ever?
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7,213
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Why not? They are Games, and you Play a Role in...
Why not? They are Games, and you Play a Role in them. Thus making them Role Playing Games.
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14 Jul 2003, 02:11
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52
Best RPG ever?
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7,213
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Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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13 Jul 2003, 00:40
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49
What TV show would you ressurect?
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4,162
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Bad Influence
Bad Influence
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12 Jul 2003, 00:15
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31
We are not allowed to protect ourselves anymore.
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3,294
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This is why written laws should be replaced with...
This is why written laws should be replaced with a nice straightforward "Dear Mr Magistrate, Please use your common sense instead of blindly following orders. Yours sincerely, Tony Blair"
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11 Jul 2003, 23:45
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18
did anybody read the Daily Mail today?
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3,878
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Its filled with loads of "causes". At the moment...
Its filled with loads of "causes". At the moment it's "Lets ban the Army cos some people might have been killed in it" and "Lets get rid of Double Jeapordy because some guilty people might have got...
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10 Jul 2003, 23:06
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44
how dodgy r u
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4,856
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In the clear You can stand up straight and...
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though...
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10 Jul 2003, 21:54
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45
Things not to find on your doorstep in the morning:
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6,032
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Its not as bad as finding a small child who's...
Its not as bad as finding a small child who's parents have abandoned it.
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10 Jul 2003, 01:19
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18
Help Needed FAST!
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2,979
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Cover all windows\doors with duct tape, leaving...
Cover all windows\doors with duct tape, leaving only a gap big enough to fit a hoover in. Then switch the hoover on and suck the air out. The resulting vacuum may cause the bugs to die. However, it...
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9 Jul 2003, 15:53
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43
guys and bracelets.
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4,861
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A mans bracelet is called a Watch. The only other...
A mans bracelet is called a Watch. The only other men who wear bracelets are strange goth types who roam the streets at night looking for corpses to pillage.
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8 Jul 2003, 23:31
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19
Iranian Asylum Seeker Sews Up Face
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3,406
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Them Siamese twins should have tried doing this....
Them Siamese twins should have tried doing this. Then maybe they wouldn't be dead now.
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8 Jul 2003, 23:09
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7
Those two twins.
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2,464
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Its only unusual because its the first time its...
Its only unusual because its the first time its been done. Besides, aren't there medical magazines to report this stuff in?
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8 Jul 2003, 23:00
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53
can u out smart this website
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6,930
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What peculiar things some people think about...
What peculiar things some people think about platinum.
Is it pleasurable? I say Yes.
Do you love it? I say Yes
Does it grow on trees? I say Yes.
Is it native to Asia? I say Yes
Is it native to...
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8 Jul 2003, 22:37
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7
Those two twins.
Views:
2,464
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I don't get why the news people made such a big...
I don't get why the news people made such a big deal over to iranian types getting their heads cut open. Surely there are more interesting things happening in the world, such as attacks by rogue...
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5 Jul 2003, 00:18
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10
Good downloadable book readings? (help!)
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2,846
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http://www.online-literature.com
http://www.online-literature.com
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30 Jun 2003, 23:02
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172
2002 - A year in review (a new forum game)
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11,975
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June 14 Half of the worlds Christians change...
June 14
Half of the worlds Christians change their symbol from the Cross to the Shovel, the other half insist Jesus was killed by a Spade, and change their symbol to a Spade. War soon breaks out...
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30 Jun 2003, 03:11
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172
2002 - A year in review (a new forum game)
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11,975
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May 21st Time starts again after someone...
May 21st
Time starts again after someone changes the battery in the Centre Of The Earth.
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29 Jun 2003, 16:07
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22
Fox News
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4,047
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I watched FoxNews once, there was a...
I watched FoxNews once, there was a semi-interesting story about how those Brave American Heros carpet bombed Japanese Civilians to get revenge for a Japanese attack on a US Naval base.
It would...
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28 Jun 2003, 01:17
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10
seriously, the worst login question EVER fs
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3,105
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I got one asking what you would do on a friday...
I got one asking what you would do on a friday night if you are old enough. There are infinite possible answers for that.
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27 Jun 2003, 01:02
Replies:
38
Sonic
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3,343
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Re: Sonic
The Game Cube's dying? But I'm going to get one for my birthday in just over two weeks :(
Why do I always back the wrong console? I've had a Saturn, N64 and Dreamcast, all of which sank without a...
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26 Jun 2003, 01:02
Replies:
56
*SPOILER* Harry Potter 5 *SPOILER*
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6,092
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My theory is that Voldemort will keep possessing...
My theory is that Voldemort will keep possessing Harry every time it looks like he will be beaten, or that he'll posess Harry to spy on\kill Dumbledore. Eventually, Harry will realise that the only...
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25 Jun 2003, 03:34
Replies:
11
Iraqi Information Minister Not Captured By US Troops Not in Baghdad
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3,362
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I still think he was telling the truth all along,...
I still think he was telling the truth all along, and that all the news footage was made by George Lucas. If you look carefully at the scene when Saddams statue is pulled down, you can quite clearly...
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22 Jun 2003, 20:57
Replies:
56
*SPOILER* Harry Potter 5 *SPOILER*
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6,092
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I don't think Sirius is dead. It seemed to me...
I don't think Sirius is dead. It seemed to me that he just went to some paralel universe type thing. Of course, that entire part of the book was rendered somewhat incomprehensible by Nevilles...
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21 Jun 2003, 23:16
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23
Sim City 3000
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3,735
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Don't bother with roads. They just cause...
Don't bother with roads. They just cause pollution, and pollution causes Negative Aura which makes your sims unhappy. Use railways and subways instead. But if you really must use roads, make sure to...
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21 Jun 2003, 15:38
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23
Sim City 3000
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3,735
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If its one of those budget games, chances are the...
If its one of those budget games, chances are the manual will be on the disc.
As for advice, start off building an industrial zone near the edge of the map, have a road link to your neighbour. This...
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20 Jun 2003, 01:09
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41
Is this true?
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4,458
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Born = Frankie by Sister Sledge 18th Birthday =...
Born = Frankie by Sister Sledge
18th Birthday = I'll let you know in 3weeks time
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19 Jun 2003, 22:58
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59
During your scholastic experience.....
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At A-level I did Law, Computing and Business...
At A-level I did Law, Computing and Business Studies. I also did an AS level in French, which I managed to fail :up:
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17 Jun 2003, 23:53
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119
Crime and its victims.
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10,966
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There is a legal principle called Contributory...
There is a legal principle called Contributory Negligence, which may or may not apply in this case(Civil Law isn't my strong point). Basically what it says is if you're actions lead to you being...
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17 Jun 2003, 21:25
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21
How good a spy are you? :ninja:
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4,321
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They go undercover and infiltrate radical groups...
They go undercover and infiltrate radical groups like Trade Unions, the Womens Institute, and other Hippy organisations.
They're all bankrolled by the Soviet Union.
Of course, nowadays it's all...
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17 Jun 2003, 14:11
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119
Crime and its victims.
Views:
10,966
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So there shouldn't be any laws on whether...
So there shouldn't be any laws on whether burglars can or can't sue?
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17 Jun 2003, 14:00
Replies:
119
Crime and its victims.
Views:
10,966
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Has anyone realised that the Burglar hasn't...
Has anyone realised that the Burglar hasn't actually won the case yet? All that's happened is he has the right to sue, which isn't the same as winning.
Chances are he'll lose, and then we'll have a...
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17 Jun 2003, 13:24
Replies:
186
Your ideal system of Government
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17,834
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Why should they be exempt from the law? Are they...
Why should they be exempt from the law? Are they in some way "special"?
The law on public shows of religion is primarily designed to stop (usually Christian) churches having massive posters outside...
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17 Jun 2003, 13:05
Replies:
186
Your ideal system of Government
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17,834
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No democracy, because people don't know whats...
No democracy, because people don't know whats best for themselves, and due to voter apathy they probably wouldn't miss elections very much(well some might, but there would be a pro-asylum seeker...
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16 Jun 2003, 20:54
Replies:
34
Hair care tips, anyone?
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4,217
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I used to comb my hair, but then people laughed...
I used to comb my hair, but then people laughed at my combover, so I gave up. Now I just get my hair cut short enough that I don't need to comb it.
People have made references to Russian Soldiers,...
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16 Jun 2003, 20:46
Replies:
21
Ray had a wank on last night's BB
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3,499
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Good. Now we just need to hang the rest of them...
Good. Now we just need to hang the rest of them and have done with it.
Or have rats eating their faces, whichever would work better on TV.
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15 Jun 2003, 03:05
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5
Collecting Militaria
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2,728
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E-bay
E-bay
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15 Jun 2003, 02:53
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9
Thank god for screensavers
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2,846
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Maybe your mother knocked the mouse, and caused...
Maybe your mother knocked the mouse, and caused the screensaver to vanish, and then saw what was on the screen, and then the screensaver came back on, and now your mother is thinking about what she...
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15 Jun 2003, 02:45
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21
Look up at the sky
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2,748
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I looked out of three windows, each in different...
I looked out of three windows, each in different directions. The first window I saw a huge spider that was provocativly wriggling at me, the second window I saw two hobos attempting some sort of...
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14 Jun 2003, 00:21
Replies:
4
The superbowl is gay...
Views:
2,403
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That's what happens if you're a picky eater.
That's what happens if you're a picky eater.
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13 Jun 2003, 22:36
Replies:
23
"For The Revolution!!"
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3,010
Posted By
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Surely this would be classed as terrorism in...
Surely this would be classed as terrorism in todays more enlightened times?
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 19:12
Replies:
10
That crazy dubya
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2,788
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Those pictures are of such bad quality that it...
Those pictures are of such bad quality that it could be anyone falling over with hilarious consequences.
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General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 00:36
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26
Right, I'm off to kick the BBC in the nuts
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3,517
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I was talking about internationally.
I was talking about internationally.
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13 Jun 2003, 00:01
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26
Right, I'm off to kick the BBC in the nuts
Views:
3,517
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Exactly. BBC would make a fortune flogging digi...
Exactly. BBC would make a fortune flogging digi boxes to sports fans like yourself, and we wouldn't have to watch those disturbing adverts where Gary Lineker has breasts, because most of the country...
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12 Jun 2003, 17:12
Replies:
9
discrimination
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2,761
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Go to the local citizens advice bureau and say...
Go to the local citizens advice bureau and say you want advice on taking legal proceedings against the local salsa club because they are racist. Once you win (they might settle out of court because...
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11 Jun 2003, 23:54
Replies:
26
Right, I'm off to kick the BBC in the nuts
Views:
3,517
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Then how would I, the public(or part of) go about...
Then how would I, the public(or part of) go about asking them to buck up their ideas and use one of their many digital channels to show sport on? I'm sure little Jimmy, aged 2 3/4 will not object to...
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11 Jun 2003, 21:46
Replies:
26
Right, I'm off to kick the BBC in the nuts
Views:
3,517
Posted By
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If the BBC were a restaurant, the food would...
If the BBC were a restaurant, the food would arrive several hours late, and only after you had been force fed brussel sprouts for that period. You would refuse to pay, and justifiably so. If you...
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General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 22:36
Replies:
47
Football Teams
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4,003
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Darlington FC, ruled over by the benevolent...
Darlington FC, ruled over by the benevolent despot: George Reynolds.
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General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 12:17
Replies:
4
company director in court for saving tax payers money
Views:
2,445
Posted By
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Spending the night with his daughter doing what?...
Spending the night with his daughter doing what? Incest. Thats what.:eek:
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General Discussions
9 Jun 2003, 00:10
Replies:
20
Congratulations To Poland
Views:
2,792
Posted By
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Last time Germany tried to add Poland to their...
Last time Germany tried to add Poland to their empire Britain decided to intervene. Alas, Tony Blair lacks the balls to attack anyone other than arabs.
I am now investing all my faith in King Arthur...
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7 Jun 2003, 21:56
Replies:
17
It's how those antiwar kids view America
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3,130
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We simply began reclassifying political prisoners...
We simply began reclassifying political prisoners as normal prisoners. It makes us look more friendly.
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General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 21:41
Replies:
95
Which actor makes a movie "Cool" by default?
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7,542
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Sean Connery.
Sean Connery.
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7 Jun 2003, 14:42
Replies:
17
It's how those antiwar kids view America
Views:
3,130
Posted By
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The People's Republic of Shildonia "Peace...
The People's Republic of Shildonia
"Peace Through Tyranny"
UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Rare
Location: Shildon
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6 Jun 2003, 21:48
Replies:
61
Fking Townies
Views:
9,420
Posted By
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They're less likely to be able to hunt you down...
They're less likely to be able to hunt you down and exact their bloody and violent revenge?
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5 Jun 2003, 16:15
Replies:
56
The World's Best Blonde Joke
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8,314
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Blond people are an ethnic minority, and being...
Blond people are an ethnic minority, and being cruel to us is racialist.
:down: :(
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5 Jun 2003, 11:14
Replies:
9
Wink more
Views:
3,111
Posted By
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I can't wink :(
I can't wink :(
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4 Jun 2003, 21:00
Replies:
51
so why doesnt the us invade Congo?
Views:
6,835
Posted By
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If Africa wanted help from the west they...
If Africa wanted help from the west they shouldn't have told us to get lost. It's their own fault for not wanting to stick with Britain. They could have had schools, hospitals, and a Queen. Instead...
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4 Jun 2003, 20:52
Replies:
21
Graduation in the UK
Views:
4,769
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But you would have to work for 63months to be...
But you would have to work for 63months to be able to afford the land.
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4 Jun 2003, 20:46
Replies:
25
In the limbo
Views:
3,206
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Threaten to shop her to the cops regarding her...
Threaten to shop her to the cops regarding her drug habit unless she sleeps with you, then shop her anyway and claim the reward.
Also, she's 15 and she already has her own house complete with room...
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3 Jun 2003, 02:59
Replies:
21
Graduation in the UK
Views:
4,769
Posted By
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Hurrah for my incomptence which means I can't do...
Hurrah for my incomptence which means I can't do a degree in computing and so have to find something else to do. Although that probably still means being unemployed so I'm no better off really :(
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1 Jun 2003, 22:14
Replies:
39
21 days to the new harry potter!
Views:
3,079
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Harry Potter may be a bit dodgy, but it's still...
Harry Potter may be a bit dodgy, but it's still better than Lord of the Rings. At least stuff actually happens in Harry Potter, rather then spending 40+ chapters wandering through a forest talking to...
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31 May 2003, 03:29
Replies:
13
Crash course in rolling ciggy's
Views:
3,373
Posted By
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An interesting story about smoking: Several of...
An interesting story about smoking:
Several of my friends smoke, and when they do, they blow smoke at me. Despite my protests, they refuse to stand downwind of me. One day, I acquired a cigarette...
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31 May 2003, 01:01
Replies:
25
A very important question!
Views:
4,231
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It is. Thats what happens when Oliver "I'm Better...
It is. Thats what happens when Oliver "I'm Better than Churchill" Cromwell is allowed to run the country.
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31 May 2003, 00:33
Replies:
15
Hello, this thread is about The Simpsons
Views:
2,850
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Thats Korean workmanship for you.
Thats Korean workmanship for you.
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General Discussions
29 May 2003, 20:32
Replies:
23
Ohhh Canada!
Views:
3,457
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I think my gal pic...
I think my gal pic (http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/p.stevens/Canada.jpg) sums this issue up nicely.
*Waits for people to scroll through every galaxy so they can hunt me down and then kill me*
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28 May 2003, 22:18
Replies:
22
Ethics and Stuff
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2,613
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Yes I would. I hate exams. They are massivly...
Yes I would. I hate exams. They are massivly unrealistic. In real life you are never going to be expected to write a report in less than an hour without being able to check that what you are writing ...
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28 May 2003, 21:59
Replies:
21
Good, sensible Americans
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3,115
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I suppose that would play better for the TV...
I suppose that would play better for the TV cameras.
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28 May 2003, 21:57
Replies:
38
Your Dream Channel
Views:
3,489
Posted By
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1500 - 24 1545 - Star Trek TOS 1630 -...
1500 - 24
1545 - Star Trek TOS
1630 - Enterprise
1745 - Monty Pythons Flying Circus
1815 - Futurama
1845 - The Simpsons
1915 - Seinfeld
1945 - Ultimate Force
2030 - Indiana Jones and the Last...
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28 May 2003, 21:18
Replies:
19
I almost hung myself this morning.
Views:
3,053
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Re: Re: Re: I almost hung myself this morning.
You must have very long arms to reach something half a mile away :D
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28 May 2003, 21:13
Replies:
21
Good, sensible Americans
Views:
3,115
Posted By
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Surely it would be better to keep them as...
Surely it would be better to keep them as hostages. For every person the terrorists kill, we kill 2 of their little friends, and then we smear the bodies with pig fat so they can't get to paradise.
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28 May 2003, 00:45
Replies:
21
Bbc
Views:
3,959
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The way I see it if a program isn't shown when...
The way I see it if a program isn't shown when it's supposed to be, then it's been replaced. Perhaps "preempted" would be a better word to use, but it means essentially the same thing.
And yes, the...
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28 May 2003, 00:22
Replies:
21
Bbc
Views:
3,959
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Maybe people are just realising that the BBC has...
Maybe people are just realising that the BBC has been stealing their money, and then not actually caring about their viewers.
They replaced Hunt For Red October with some documentry about some...
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27 May 2003, 14:16
Replies:
48
will matrix repeat star wars trilogy
Views:
3,747
Posted By
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George Lucas himself designed that dress. ...
George Lucas himself designed that dress.
Clearly he is a dirty old man.
Forum:
General Discussions
27 May 2003, 02:01
Replies:
22
ARGHHH theres a bat in my kitchen
Views:
2,754
Posted By
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Get a can of deoderant and a ciggarrette lighter,...
Get a can of deoderant and a ciggarrette lighter, and burn it. Hopefully it will remain alive for a while and will fly around while on fire. Take pictures of the event to show to passersby.
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General Discussions
27 May 2003, 00:15
Replies:
47
In this thread we praise George W. Bush
Views:
3,292
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I got the Kym Marsh one. It's quite good.
I got the Kym Marsh one. It's quite good.
Forum:
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24 May 2003, 23:50
Replies:
7
Terry Wogan
Views:
2,551
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It may mean he isn't forced to, but he might do...
It may mean he isn't forced to, but he might do it out of the goodness of his heart.
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24 May 2003, 23:42
Replies:
7
Terry Wogan
Views:
2,551
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He's got an Honourary Knighthood (or an MBE, or...
He's got an Honourary Knighthood (or an MBE, or something similar), and anyone who is willing to ride a horse into battle to save the Motherland is worthy of being English
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24 May 2003, 23:23
Replies:
15
If Israel win Eurovision
Views:
3,264
Posted By
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Yes, with She-Man, the Master\Mistress of the...
Yes, with She-Man, the Master\Mistress of the Eurovision Song Contest. I think his\her name was Dana.
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General Discussions
24 May 2003, 03:23
Replies:
24
Big Brother 4
Views:
3,674
Posted By
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They should make it more like the book. Replace...
They should make it more like the book. Replace evictions with Room 101, complete with rats, and turn Big Brother into an evil dictator, rather than a benevolent Uncle-type figure. Also, every week...
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23 May 2003, 17:03
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Friday
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Woke up at 0810. Decided to make an appearance...
Woke up at 0810. Decided to make an appearance at college and so ran downstairs and went to catch the 0815 bus. Saw the bus drive past as soon as I stepped out of the house. Shouted abuse at the bus...
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21 May 2003, 12:25
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20
Human Rights Abuses
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2,812
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Barney the Dinosaur should be given the...
Barney the Dinosaur should be given the Congressional Medal of Honor for services above and beyond the call of duty.
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21 May 2003, 12:13
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66
The visit to the shop...FROM HELL!!
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Seconded. All the best people are called James :)
Seconded. All the best people are called James :)
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19 May 2003, 00:22
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32
Smoking : Is bad for your health - Real evidence.
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Sixthed
Sixthed
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18 May 2003, 00:40
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so uk is not going to join the euro?
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1) But if we join the Euro, won't lots of firms...
1) But if we join the Euro, won't lots of firms just move into central europe to save money on distribution etc? At the moment we can meddle with interest rates to keep businesses here, but if we...
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17 May 2003, 01:34
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We were close
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3,394
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We were close
Following all the warnings about terrorists in East Africa (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3033097.stm) , those nice folks in Al-Qaeda decide to hit Casablanca...
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16 May 2003, 15:23
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19
Why are Bus Stations a haven for nutters, druggies, bag ladies, and bums, etc?
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3,633
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Srictly speaking Darlington Bus Station is a...
Srictly speaking Darlington Bus Station is a garage\depot. It's where the buses go on a night, and where the local bus spotters go to see the newest and most exiting buses.
Incidently, I've never...
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16 May 2003, 15:16
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10
Jessica Lynch - the All American hero
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2,983
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At least it didn't go as badly as Desert 1.
At least it didn't go as badly as Desert 1.
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15 May 2003, 14:28
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14
GS ball from pokemon do tell.......?
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2,725
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It had Selebi\Serebi in. Or at least thats what...
It had Selebi\Serebi in. Or at least thats what happened in the Games. Well, if you have the Japanese version of Gold\Silver and a GameBoy that can go on the Internet.
No idea what happened in the...
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14 May 2003, 12:22
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45
I get to see the Matrix - Reloaded. TODAY!
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4,605
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I was looking forward to going to see it, but now...
I was looking forward to going to see it, but now the stupid bloody BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3027027.stm) have spolit the entire thing with their "lets tell everyone how the movie ends so...
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14 May 2003, 11:25
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15
lol
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3,481
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The sooner people realise that art is just pretty...
The sooner people realise that art is just pretty pictures and sculptures, the better.
Other wise we'll just have even more people pleading "Art" when they commit crimes, or just do something stupid.
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13 May 2003, 22:28
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24
Whatever happened to
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3,460
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That was Emmerdale, and he wasn't a farmer, he...
That was Emmerdale, and he wasn't a farmer, he was a postal worker, and she wasn't really his sister(they were step-sisters)
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12 May 2003, 23:03
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45
Clare Short quits post
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3,541
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On the contrary. The difference between me and...
On the contrary. The difference between me and Nick Griffen is the way we define Britishness. For him, being British is about race, which one cannot choose, whereas for me, being British is a...
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12 May 2003, 21:11
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45
Clare Short quits post
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No more odd than giving British money to people...
No more odd than giving British money to people who don't put anything into the British economy.
Admittedly homeless people don't either, but at least they could contribute, given a bit of help to...
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12 May 2003, 21:02
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45
Clare Short quits post
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She could have been a bit more "creative" when it...
She could have been a bit more "creative" when it came to handing out money. Like giving it to the homeless people. British homeless people, who actually deserve British money.
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12 May 2003, 20:02
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38
"Gaydar"
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3,667
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Gay bars?
Gay bars?
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12 May 2003, 19:57
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45
Clare Short quits post
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3,541
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I never liked Claire Short, mainly because she...
I never liked Claire Short, mainly because she gave my hard earned money to some Ethiopian guy who has never paid any taxes to Britain in his life, and probably never will.
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11 May 2003, 15:55
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Game Boys
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3,017
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Well he's only 9, and I'm sure he's not the only...
Well he's only 9, and I'm sure he's not the only person to have broken something so he can get the "new and improved version"
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11 May 2003, 15:38
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They where BLOWN ok, they did not get sucked, THEY WHERE BLOWN
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I think the important thing to remember is that...
I think the important thing to remember is that getting blown out of an aeroplane really does suck, at least for the people who were in the plane.
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11 May 2003, 15:31
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Game Boys
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3,017
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Time for a quick update on the state of play. ...
Time for a quick update on the state of play.
William(my brother) has now taken to throwing it around in an attempt to break it, and it seems to have worked because now the d-pad refuses to accept a...
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11 May 2003, 01:26
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38
Your strategy for eternal existance
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14,631
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A memorial bench in Shildon Town Square, complete...
A memorial bench in Shildon Town Square, complete with a life size, fully interactive (hopefully some form of AI will have been developed by then) replica of me, who shall sit there for all eternity,...
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10 May 2003, 22:31
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13
Game Boys
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3,017
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Won't that invalidate the warranty tho?
Won't that invalidate the warranty tho?
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10 May 2003, 22:20
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13
Game Boys
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3,017
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Game Boys
My little brother decided to heighten the Game Boy experience by playing it in the bath, and since he is an inept fool, he dropped it. Now his Game Boy Advance is wet inside. Anyone got any ideas to...
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9 May 2003, 13:59
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86
Conversation Starters
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Claim not to know the locations of the nearest...
Claim not to know the locations of the nearest toilet, and demand that she tell you where they are.
Or
"Ahoy, you wouldn't happen to have a pen\pencil\paper I can borrow would you, as I appear...
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9 May 2003, 13:30
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28
George Bush is the most corrupt American president since Harding in the Twenties
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5,027
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Lets hold a sweepstakes on how long it takes for...
Lets hold a sweepstakes on how long it takes for the country of London to be declared a rogue state and invaded.
Lets look at the evidence against them:
The President of London is(or was) a...
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7 May 2003, 12:24
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40
The Three least watchable sports
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3,568
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anything that the BBC use as an excuse to knock...
anything that the BBC use as an excuse to knock off decent shows like Star Trek, Buffy and 24.
ie Snooker, Darts and whatever else the BBC still have.
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6 May 2003, 17:05
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60
Galloway suspended from the party
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5,911
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If only we still had the death penalty for...
If only we still had the death penalty for treason. Theres nothing like a public hanging on Tower Green to rally the nations spirits.
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4 May 2003, 23:40
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57
National IQ Test
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6,939
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126, which was better than the 80or so I got last...
126, which was better than the 80or so I got last year
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4 May 2003, 00:55
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18
An Interesting Question
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4,192
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The non-drugs guy. Anyone who takes drugs...
The non-drugs guy. Anyone who takes drugs deserves to overdose the first time they do it, thus saving the rest of society the hassle of getting mugged to fund their habit.
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3 May 2003, 23:19
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16
Crap Towns
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4,366
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It's official, Shildon > Darlington. God only...
It's official, Shildon > Darlington.
God only knows how though, since theres nothing at all in Shildon
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3 May 2003, 20:34
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13
like ouch
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3,157
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I was watching an American TV show once (Off...
I was watching an American TV show once (Off Center) and one of the characters was English, and all the Americans laughed at him because he wasn't circumcised.
He replied by saying, "If this was a...
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3 May 2003, 00:48
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19
Zelda X: The Wind Waker
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3,548
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God willing I'll be getting it for my birthday....
God willing I'll be getting it for my birthday. But is it worth buying it now (I don't have a gamecube yet) so I can get the snazzy second disc with Ocarina of Time on(which Ive already got on the...
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1 May 2003, 23:32
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12
Excitement of the day
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3,163
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I could do that, but since my TV has just given...
I could do that, but since my TV has just given up the ghost it is unlikely I can afford anything for the forseeable future :(
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1 May 2003, 23:24
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6
Local elections: BBC first estimate
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3,261
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Go BNP. I want my extra bank holiday next year...
Go BNP. I want my extra bank holiday next year for St Georges Day, and I don't care if a few gypsies get kicked out of town in the process.
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1 May 2003, 22:53
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12
Excitement of the day
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3,163
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We(I) want proof of this alleged incident,...
We(I) want proof of this alleged incident, preferably in the form of video footage.
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1 May 2003, 09:46
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18
Are you elf or dwarf?
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3,158
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As far as fantastical and mythical beings are...
As far as fantastical and mythical beings are concerned, I'd rather be a Hylian.
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1 May 2003, 09:43
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36
The 'where in hell will I end up' test
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4,854
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis ...
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain...
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30 Apr 2003, 23:04
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Oh dear god
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2,262
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Around these parts we need another 300 people to...
Around these parts we need another 300 people to sign up, and the pro-broadband lobby have taken to spamming the local freebie newspaper and sending leaflets to everyone.
But my parents say I...
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29 Apr 2003, 22:49
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15
best internet political test ever
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2,493
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Re: Re: best internet political test ever
According to that I'm a borderline Fascist. Which is strange as I thought I was a fascist.
Your Personal Self-Government Score is 20%.
Your Economic Self-Government Score is 50%.
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29 Apr 2003, 22:43
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Samuel L. Jackson
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3,828
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You dare to deny the suffering of the Black...
You dare to deny the suffering of the Black peoples? Would you complain if you were shipped off to die in some Cotton Farm surrounded by rednecks?
(I was parodying the reactions of one of those...
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29 Apr 2003, 22:18
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10
Best simpsons ever? Probably.
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2,512
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Re: Best simpsons ever? Probably.
I think you'll find she's called Shary Bobbins, not Cherry. :D
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29 Apr 2003, 17:24
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Samuel L. Jackson
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3,828
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Black people are allowed to be racist, because us...
Black people are allowed to be racist, because us white people stole their land and then shipped them off to America as slaves.
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28 Apr 2003, 22:43
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10
An Official Petition
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2,915
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theres two types of chocolate, black and white,...
theres two types of chocolate, black and white, symbolising a world of the future where racial barriers are broken down and all live in peace and harmony.
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28 Apr 2003, 22:40
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86
Whats the worst film you've ever seen?
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10,233
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Lord of the Rings. Gains extra marks for all the...
Lord of the Rings. Gains extra marks for all the inevitable zealots who will now start crawling out of the woodwork to proclaim that the Emporer is in fact fully clothed.
(10points for the first...
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28 Apr 2003, 22:35
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10
An Official Petition
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2,915
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I like Wagon Wheels. Especially the ones with...
I like Wagon Wheels.
Especially the ones with Jam in.
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28 Apr 2003, 22:24
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10
best blonde joke ever
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6,156
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I'll ensure your first up against the wall when...
I'll ensure your first up against the wall when the Time comes.
(as in firing squad, not gay sex)
Rise up fellow blonds, and we shall seize power, at least in Scandanavia where most blonds...
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28 Apr 2003, 22:18
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38
Jack Bauer
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2,974
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Possibly, but since it isn't repeated for two...
Possibly, but since it isn't repeated for two weeks (bloody snooker) we may never know.
Unless someone taped it...
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28 Apr 2003, 22:15
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10
best blonde joke ever
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6,156
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As a blond person I find this offensive and...
As a blond person I find this offensive and racist. The time will come when blond people shall rise up against their cruel oppressers, and when that time comes I shall be sleeping with a harem of...
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28 Apr 2003, 22:11
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38
Jack Bauer
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2,974
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With a bottle of petrol and a cigarette lighter?...
With a bottle of petrol and a cigarette lighter? Lets face it Syed Ali must be a dab hand with the ol' explosives given that he's about to nuke LA, so presumably he came up with an elaborate plan.
...
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27 Apr 2003, 17:42
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1
Majestic 12 Update
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2,697
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I thought somebody had proved that the Majestic...
I thought somebody had proved that the Majestic 12 documents were real, and that the Americans had lied to the world about there not being any aliens.
Evidently I was wrong :( :down:
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27 Apr 2003, 02:20
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26
Interesting legal case
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4,286
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What if you just give them away for free? (Which...
What if you just give them away for free? (Which is essentially what happens on FileSwapping things)
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27 Apr 2003, 00:03
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26
Interesting legal case
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4,286
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*hides his videos*
*hides his videos*
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26 Apr 2003, 23:48
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26
Interesting legal case
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4,286
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The first way is easier as the other person...
The first way is easier as the other person doesn't need to sit in front of a radio all day until the song comes on.
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26 Apr 2003, 23:46
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17
Is this irony or something else?
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3,181
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We already have oil. But in 50yrs time we'll have...
We already have oil. But in 50yrs time we'll have run out, so the Iraqi oil will come in handy.
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26 Apr 2003, 00:02
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26
Interesting legal case
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4,286
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The way I see it is this: It's legal to record TV...
The way I see it is this: It's legal to record TV shows\movies off TV, and its legal to record songs off the radio, and if I assume that the stuff I'm downloading was recorded off TV\Radio then...
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25 Apr 2003, 23:44
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8
Shocking story inside about childhood hero...
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2,765
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It isn't as shocking as when I discovered Ian...
It isn't as shocking as when I discovered Ian Botham wore Bart Simpson socks.
Actually that made me like him even more :)
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25 Apr 2003, 16:42
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7
And back to North Korea
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3,276
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According to GlobalSecurity...
According to GlobalSecurity (http://globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/dprk/images/pg7.gif) NK can hit Alaska and Guam using the Taep'o-dong 2 (http://globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/dprk/td-2.htm), although...
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25 Apr 2003, 02:14
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30
ITT we endorce eachothers nationstates
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3,615
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The Peoples Republic of Shildonia...
The Peoples Republic of Shildonia (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=shildonia)
I'm in a different region though so if you want to endorse me you'll have...
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23 Apr 2003, 20:17
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23
Half-Life 2 LEAKED SCREENSHOTS!!!!!!!!!
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3,007
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I nearly completed Half Life (well I got to the...
I nearly completed Half Life (well I got to the alien planet), but then I had to format my computer and lost my save file, and I'm damned if I'm gonna sit through that train ride again, even if it...
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23 Apr 2003, 17:15
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15
George Galloway
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2,805
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Sean Connery should play him in the inevitable...
Sean Connery should play him in the inevitable Hollywood blockbuster, in which George Galloway will be a Democrat Congressman, and it will be the New York Times that rumbles him.
Just like real...
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16 Apr 2003, 13:16
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7
BBC and other ramblings
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2,700
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bloody foreigners getting our telly, that we paid...
bloody foreigners getting our telly, that we paid for, for nothing.
:down:
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16 Apr 2003, 00:27
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12
Is Kura going through a mid-life crisis or somet?
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2,405
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sorry, ive deleted it.
sorry, ive deleted it.
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16 Apr 2003, 00:14
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12
Is Kura going through a mid-life crisis or somet?
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2,405
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he exibits all the symptoms of...
he exibits all the symptoms of Post-Narcoleptic-Depression.
I think that means he got out of the wrong side of the bed, or it may be something completely different.
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16 Apr 2003, 00:06
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14
I just...
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2,852
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Can I defect to your new Socialist\Capatalist...
Can I defect to your new Socialist\Capatalist Paradise. I could bring a band of mercenaries to help defend your brave nation.
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15 Apr 2003, 21:11
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18
Excellent News!
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2,581
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Why should America have all the fun in trying...
Why should America have all the fun in trying terrorists. We can have perfectly good show trials in Britain, like outside the Tower of London, followed by a good ol' fashioned beheading, or maybe we...
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14 Apr 2003, 21:26
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7
These nationstates politics are so powerful that they echo throughout the universe
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2,687
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The People's Republic of Shildonia "Peace...
The People's Republic of Shildonia
"Peace Through Tyranny"
UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Few
Location: Shildon
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14 Apr 2003, 02:14
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9
02:08 am
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2,505
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Run outside and be at one with the forces of...
Run outside and be at one with the forces of nature.
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14 Apr 2003, 01:39
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9
YAY!. Lets get on the WMD Merry Go Round again
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2,588
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Jack Ryan didn't have any political acumen. He...
Jack Ryan didn't have any political acumen. He said China where like Nazis, totally messed up on abortions, then got drunk after China tried to nuke Washington.
If it wasn't for Arnie van Dam there...
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14 Apr 2003, 01:31
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7
PLease petition your local GP
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2,261
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My GP got sent to prison for fraudulently...
My GP got sent to prison for fraudulently obtaining drugs with the local pharmacist. Now his house\surgery has been demolished, probably without him knowing.
He also told a receptionist to get him...
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13 Apr 2003, 23:15
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17
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
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2,699
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Its easier to make a pun out of Willy Wonka than...
Its easier to make a pun out of Willy Wonka than it is out of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ;)
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13 Apr 2003, 22:44
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24
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3,781
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hes been mentioned on BBC2, and last week on BBC...
hes been mentioned on BBC2, and last week on BBC Choice he made his grand entrance
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13 Apr 2003, 22:12
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So i just had wat might be my best weekend ever
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3,407
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Possibly. I know I have several stories about my...
Possibly. I know I have several stories about my adventures with the fairer sex, although I prefer not to talk about them, even though they were very short term things. (the longest was about 20mins,...
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13 Apr 2003, 22:03
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29
So i just had wat might be my best weekend ever
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3,407
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A gentleman does not kiss and tell.
A gentleman does not kiss and tell.
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13 Apr 2003, 21:38
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17
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
Views:
2,699
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Quite possibly the best movie version of any of...
Quite possibly the best movie version of any of Roald Dahls books, with the possible exception of The BFG.
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13 Apr 2003, 01:12
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12
Iraqi Information Minister Makes new Statement
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2,467
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and only two people saw fit to comment on it....
and only two people saw fit to comment on it. There is no justice in this world.
PS: OLD \ó/
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13 Apr 2003, 00:59
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22
24
Views:
3,781
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I like the 2nd series cos its much more realistic...
I like the 2nd series cos its much more realistic with arabs running amok with nukes and all. The only thing I don't like is how the BBC have now cancelled this weeks episodes to show golf and the...
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12 Apr 2003, 15:52
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28
How are France going to get their UK/US relations good again
Views:
2,782
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Get invaded by Germany again and cry for help, or...
Get invaded by Germany again and cry for help, or failing that return former British lands in France to their rightful owners.
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11 Apr 2003, 20:05
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31
I've seen something horrible.
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2,930
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I actually liked Year 3000. Mainly cos its based...
I actually liked Year 3000. Mainly cos its based on Back to the Future, which is a good movie.
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11 Apr 2003, 13:14
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EU condemns countless British People to die*
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Correction. We allowed the Government to join the...
Correction. We allowed the Government to join the Common Market, which was full of lovely free trade and whatnot. We didn't allow them to violate our sovereignty like this.
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11 Apr 2003, 13:11
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MP gets down with the kids
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I love his picture...
I love his picture (http://www.tom-watson.co.uk/archives/iraqminister.jpg) of Mohammed Saeed al Sahef
:e_chick:
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11 Apr 2003, 13:05
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Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
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The Imperialist Yanquis have stolen the website...
The Imperialist Yanquis have stolen the website in an attempt to opress his freedom of speech. I hope they are burned in the fiery furnace of an asbestos factory while their children are violated by...
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11 Apr 2003, 12:59
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EU condemns countless British People to die*
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So they shouldn't be allowed violate British...
So they shouldn't be allowed violate British sovereignty in this way.
I am now beginning to understand why Americans get paranoid about their federal Government, and at least they have limits set...
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10 Apr 2003, 18:32
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EU condemns countless British People to die*
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The disturbing thing is that the EU could...
The disturbing thing is that the EU could overturn British laws, even if that doesn't happen in this case.
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10 Apr 2003, 18:25
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EU condemns countless British People to die*
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Jammers
Some of them already banned it, and so they would...
Some of them already banned it, and so they would already die, but Britain had legalised it. We could be a world leader in this field some day, but now thats in jeapordy because of selfish Europeons...
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10 Apr 2003, 18:07
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EU condemns countless British People to die*
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Jammers
But why should they be made to die sooner because...
But why should they be made to die sooner because of something a Jewish guy said 2000yrs ago?
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10 Apr 2003, 18:05
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So I read this "animal farm" book
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Africa was quite happy to be independant from...
Africa was quite happy to be independant from Britain et al. If they wanted help they should have thought about it before they ran away muttering some nonsense about independance.
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10 Apr 2003, 17:56
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EU condemns countless British People to die*
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Jammers
EU condemns countless British People to die*
*Not entirely true (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2932421.stm)
It may be nice to have free trade with them, but when they start overturning our laws and condemning us to die from Parkinsons...
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