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madi
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Apr 2010, 10:35
Replies:
12
Philosophy
Views:
5,113
Posted By
madi
Re: Philosophy
pretty sure you should be posting that, but she is one bendy woman
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Apr 2010, 10:30
Replies:
98
Almost a decade!
Views:
33,929
Posted By
madi
Re: Almost a decade!
horror indead, i had a chap just ask me if i ever play online games, i said i used to, should i own up to this?
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Feb 2010, 10:32
Replies:
41
Signs you are getting grown up
Views:
18,851
Posted By
madi
Re: Signs you are getting grown up
Have just been meeting with the other senior managers in my division and it appears that they are well aware that they have a raving loony on the team despite me doing my best impression of a regular...
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
20 Jan 2010, 14:42
Replies:
107
Oh dear oh dear
Views:
61,649
Posted By
madi
Re: Oh dear oh dear
sounds like an advert
(not that i mind an advert, i have returned to see what is going on and found out not much, would rather you found a way to say what your new game is called though,...
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
20 Jan 2010, 14:37
Replies:
107
Oh dear oh dear
Views:
61,649
Posted By
madi
Re: Oh dear oh dear
me too
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jan 2010, 11:22
Replies:
31
Whats the LAST thing you purchased?
Views:
6,114
Posted By
madi
Re: Whats the LAST thing you purchased?
i just ordered a kitchen, had to sent the cabinet maker a cheque this morning, will shortly be going to buy myself a quarter pounder with cheese and a latte from mcdonalds.
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jan 2010, 11:20
Replies:
57
who still alive?
Views:
15,987
Posted By
madi
Re: who still alive?
never really been sexy, just skinny and a bit slutty.
am less slutty now lol, feeling old and a bit nostalgic today.
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jan 2010, 11:07
Replies:
41
Signs you are getting grown up
Views:
18,851
Posted By
madi
Re: Signs you are getting grown up
i feel old today,
at least on the outside where i pulled a muscle in my shoulder getting out of bed, am wearing a suit, am sat in my office deciding the future of a department, have just ordered a...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jan 2010, 10:45
Replies:
57
who still alive?
Views:
15,987
Posted By
madi
Re: who still alive?
I am not dead, but i am old.
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Oct 2007, 14:56
Replies:
9
Man's Benefits of Getting Married
Views:
3,954
Posted By
madi
Re: Man's Benefits of Getting Married
i am pretty sure that married men live longer, if that is any compensation for the decades of nagging or simply more punishment i am not sure.
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Aug 2006, 15:37
Replies:
9
made me laugh
Views:
2,637
Posted By
madi
made me laugh
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Aug 2006, 15:29
Replies:
71
Women
Views:
7,436
Posted By
madi
Re: Women
this thread made me laugh
Forum:
General Discussions
22 May 2006, 13:30
Replies:
66
the da vinci code
Views:
4,615
Posted By
madi
Re: the da vinci code
I bought the book at a super market for 99p and the check out girl said 'it will change your life' so i think it might be quite thought provoking for someone who has never really thought about...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 May 2006, 11:52
Replies:
32
Sooo, I am 40 today
Views:
4,398
Posted By
madi
Re: Sooo, I am 40 today
happy birthday for yesterday, you can be pretty damn sexy at 40 famke janssen, cindy crawford, liz hurley, linda evangelista... (http://www.sky.com/showbiz/picture_gallery/0,,50002-1185156,00.html)
Forum:
General Discussions
18 May 2006, 11:37
Replies:
31
I think i'm about to die
Views:
2,268
Posted By
madi
Re: I think i'm about to die
why get so drunk? surely there is no pleasure in it? are you alcoholic?
Forum:
General Discussions
14 May 2006, 17:10
Replies:
47
Your Nickname
Views:
4,339
Posted By
madi
Re: Your Nickname
what are you doing here?
(am interested in how people find themselves posting here)
oh and my nick is my name
Forum:
General Discussions
14 May 2006, 17:08
Replies:
43
My mum
Views:
3,935
Posted By
madi
Re: My mum
I am sorry for your loss.
dont worry that you are feeling differently to the rest of your family or that you arent feeling what you are supposed to or anything like that.
when all the doing and...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 May 2006, 21:50
Replies:
283
Dace Paradise
Views:
18,023
Posted By
madi
Re: Dace Paradise
you sound like a normal teenager to me
but what do i know, i actually am twice your age :)
Forum:
General Discussions
10 May 2006, 21:30
Replies:
57
look what i did
Views:
6,792
Posted By
madi
Re: look what i did
http://img125.imageshack.us/my.php?image=end5bw.jpg
a picture of me and my dogs after 8 hours and 40 minutes of hiking up and down hills.
and tomkat, regarding the head stabbing thread, it may...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 May 2006, 21:17
Replies:
27
Some help please
Views:
1,983
Posted By
madi
Re: Some help please
find a B&B or take a tent :-)
a cottage will probably want you to pay for the whole week.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 May 2006, 12:16
Replies:
85
GD, a hair problem
Views:
6,239
Posted By
madi
Re: GD, a hair problem
use conditioner, and then a fluff reducing product such as frizz ease secret agent (not the serum)
or go get an x tenso treatment at your hairdresser (about £20) that will reduce the volume of your...
Forum:
General Discussions
9 May 2006, 21:50
Replies:
283
Dace Paradise
Views:
18,023
Posted By
madi
Re: Dace Paradise
i know
but when i walked to the train this afternoon and there were blubbery teenagers everywhere.
girls didnt all have spare tires in my day.
Forum:
General Discussions
9 May 2006, 21:49
Replies:
57
look what i did
Views:
6,792
Posted By
madi
look what i did
http://www.walkingenglishman.com/dales1.htm
i did that walk in 8 hours and 20 minutes on friday.
i did however cry at the top of the third hill.
just wanted to share (got an internet...
Forum:
General Discussions
9 May 2006, 21:33
Replies:
283
Dace Paradise
Views:
18,023
Posted By
madi
Re: Dace Paradise
its the fatness of teenagers that really repulses me, even more than the illiteracy.
10 years ago teenage girls didn’t have saggy fat jelly bellies and bulbous fat backs squelching over the top of...
Forum:
General Discussions
9 May 2006, 21:17
Replies:
283
Dace Paradise
Views:
18,023
Posted By
madi
Re: Dace Paradise
if someone would kindly invite all those chavs to a fake free rave party somewhere reasonably remote i will arrange the explosives.
bring back national service.
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Apr 2006, 19:56
Replies:
56
Strip Clubs
Views:
6,502
Posted By
madi
Re: Strip Clubs
i reckon its kind of like 3D porn, plastic girls wearing too much make up and bad shoes faking enjoyment so that you dont need to use your imagination as much when wanking.
i'd rather meet someone...
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Mar 2006, 16:11
Replies:
43
What words If any
Views:
3,179
Posted By
madi
Re: What words If any
i never manage to type the r on the end of your, neither when typing on a keyboard or when writing a message on my phone.
have no idea why and it is more odd than annoying as even though i know i do...
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Mar 2006, 13:55
Replies:
106
Yahwe's Career
Views:
7,844
Posted By
madi
Re: Yahwe's Career
I say try it for a bit, if you find a challenging job with interest and autonomy you might quite like it and if there isnt enough money to keep you in decent champagne a proper suits you can always...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Mar 2006, 17:13
Replies:
14
BBC climate change
Views:
2,694
Posted By
madi
Re: BBC climate change
cant you link a few computers up to do it faster?
i am no geek but i have 7 or 8 lurking about in the spare room, ask around and find a few people who have spare or second machines they can lend...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Mar 2006, 10:28
Replies:
20
Rocking my Final Evaluation
Views:
2,590
Posted By
madi
Re: Rocking my Final Evaluation
i cant believe you sat and typed this when you were two hours late instead of running as fast as you could to explain your situation and show what you had done yesterday.
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Mar 2006, 22:21
Replies:
58
dumbest injury
Views:
5,884
Posted By
madi
Re: dumbest injury
that is excellent, really made me laugh, worked much better than reading about other peoples injuries too :-)
and that is just where i am going to have the scar :-(
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Mar 2006, 21:43
Replies:
58
dumbest injury
Views:
5,884
Posted By
madi
dumbest injury
Last night i stabbed myself in the forhead with a kitchen knife,
Anyone who can beat that for stupidity wins a prize.
it bled like nothing i have known and when it finally sealed the blood...
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Feb 2006, 18:14
Replies:
45
Cyber cheating?
Views:
3,030
Posted By
madi
Re: Cyber cheating?
reading that log made my eyes hurt,
you should not get back with her, she appears to have a mental age of about 5.
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Feb 2006, 12:10
Replies:
33
Im interested to see who else
Views:
3,234
Posted By
madi
Re: Im interested to see who else
p.s. shaved balls and trimmed top hair always makes me laugh at rude movies.
george michael designer stubble of the groin.
not sure if i am the only girl that finds this off putting, but i am...
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Feb 2006, 12:08
Replies:
33
Im interested to see who else
Views:
3,234
Posted By
madi
Re: Im interested to see who else
i had all mine lasered (pulsed light therapy) off, it hurt like hell and you have to do it several times to kill off each growth cycle and the downy fluff gets waxed off now.
not sure how it would...
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Feb 2006, 17:01
Replies:
36
What's your favourite colour?
Views:
3,747
Posted By
madi
Re: What's your favourite colour?
i like pink
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Feb 2006, 16:28
Replies:
54
To increse activity
Views:
5,701
Posted By
madi
Re: To increse activity
apparently i am Che Guievara, i have my own revolutionary arty style and dying tragically on a mountain appeals to me.
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Feb 2006, 11:19
Replies:
38
Education as opposed to innate intelligence
Views:
4,076
Posted By
madi
Re: Education as opposed to innate intelligence
you should have told him sooner, but if he really is bright then 3 months is plenty of time for him to learn how to do it right.
you need to tell him that he must apply himself to learning this...
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Feb 2006, 10:31
Replies:
24
[retard] My Pedantic shitness knows no bounds
Views:
2,781
Posted By
madi
Re: [retard] My Pedantic shitness knows no bounds
perhaps they sold out?
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Feb 2006, 15:42
Replies:
72
ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Views:
4,919
Posted By
madi
Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
i would say it sounds like you arent looking after yourself properly, are a bit malnourished and have a slightly supressed immune system because of this.
are you eating a healthy well balanced...
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Feb 2006, 16:57
Replies:
68
Things you do that you are ashamed of
Views:
6,300
Posted By
madi
Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
plenty, but nothing i am ashamed of :p
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Feb 2006, 15:42
Replies:
32
A lovely sad rant for you to tear me apart over
Views:
2,838
Posted By
madi
Re: A lovely sad rant for you to tear me apart over
you need to change your life, the current pattern simply isnt working for you.
dont expect anyone around you to change or meet your needs (why the hell should they)
you need to make the difference...
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Feb 2006, 22:30
Replies:
68
Things you do that you are ashamed of
Views:
6,300
Posted By
madi
Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of
i have been known to blow my nose on washing as it goes into the machine, i didnt think there was anything wrong with it until my bf freaked out,
and i pee in the shower.
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Feb 2006, 16:46
Replies:
14
Proud of myself and a small dilemma
Views:
2,414
Posted By
madi
Re: Proud of myself and a small dilemma
stay for a couple of months, the recognition within the company will be worth it from a career point of view.
and get a bit of a pay off for it too, tell them you are loosing a flat rental deposit...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Feb 2006, 14:25
Replies:
48
Talk about awkward coincidence
Views:
3,754
Posted By
madi
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence
because you are poor it is ok to steal? or is it only ok to steal from rich people?
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Feb 2006, 10:26
Replies:
48
Talk about awkward coincidence
Views:
3,754
Posted By
madi
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence
You are a tit and should have said something like ...
'sorry sweety, check out page 11 there is a diary entry, i found the book at work the other day and am going to give it back to senator girl...
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Jan 2006, 22:43
Replies:
82
How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
Views:
9,468
Posted By
madi
Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
i quite fancy her, she looks all passionate and emotional and has a great mouth
Forum:
Clownshoe Corner
31 Jan 2006, 22:43
Replies:
82
How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
Views:
230,992
Posted By
madi
Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
i quite fancy her, she looks all passionate and emotional and has a great mouth
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Jan 2006, 17:42
Replies:
7
Old Person Hair Is Coming To Get Me
Views:
1,806
Posted By
madi
Re: Old Person Hair Is Coming To Get Me
i pulled out my first grey hair last week, it was a bit of a shock but i am still hoping it was a one off.
should it not be i will reach for the nice and easy and no one will ever know :)
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Jan 2006, 13:46
Replies:
16
i want
Views:
2,118
Posted By
madi
i want
an mp3 or some such of this (http://www.youtube.com/w/Hooked-on-a-feeling?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE&search=hooked%20paranoia) song
you lot are generally more nerdy than me, i have googled a bit but have thus...
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Jan 2006, 13:37
Replies:
72
Oh my little fluffykins, I do so adore you, please be mine....
Views:
6,186
Posted By
madi
Re: Oh my little fluffykins, I do so adore you, please be mine....
roses are red
violets are blue
fancy a threesome?
your best mates hot too
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jan 2006, 18:21
Replies:
2
flumpf
Views:
2,022
Posted By
madi
Re: flumpf
:)
made me laugh
that will do instead
x
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jan 2006, 16:57
Replies:
2
flumpf
Views:
2,022
Posted By
madi
flumpf
i have been building up the courage for 2 days to call a woman who is going to shout and cry at me because she is a bit mental and i am going to tell her she cant have what she wants, she will scream...
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jan 2006, 10:13
Replies:
28
Neighbours Plane Crash
Views:
3,602
Posted By
madi
Re: Neighbours Plane Crash
actually she did a number 2 in her pants
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Jan 2006, 13:49
Replies:
19
Mineral water & Honey Mustard
Views:
3,367
Posted By
madi
Re: Mineral water & Honey Mustard
i add a slosh of robinsons no added sugar apple and blackcurrent to my water and it is yummy.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jan 2006, 11:12
Replies:
15
I smell gas...
Views:
4,072
Posted By
madi
Re: I smell gas...
writing an 'i might be dead by the morning, goodnight' thread and then not posting again in the morning isn't funny !!?!?!?
have visions of tomorrows metro headline about the dangers of not...
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jan 2006, 14:31
Replies:
80
2006 GD Fitness Challenge
Views:
6,695
Posted By
madi
Re: 2006 GD Fitness Challenge
not that this will match up with anything that you boys want to do but
i am 5"8", weigh 9 stone and have 25% body fat (i am thin but a bit squidgy)
my aim is to lower that to 15% by the end of...
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Jan 2006, 16:06
Replies:
28
Being Dumped !!!
Views:
3,574
Posted By
madi
Re: Being Dumped !!!
sounds like you didnt love her so no great loss, buy your toy meet someone new and live happily ever after :)
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Dec 2005, 10:59
Replies:
50
Merry Christmas everyone
Views:
5,494
Posted By
madi
Merry Christmas everyone
Hope you all get your hearts desire, be it something shiney and new or world peace
see you next year :)
xxx x
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Dec 2005, 14:20
Replies:
55
Gay 'marriage'
Views:
4,276
Posted By
madi
Re: Gay 'marriage'
actually i do, and tend not to read or watch the news too much because it is so annoying
i spend a lot of time pissed off
(and a registry office is public, with a public notice being posted so...
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Dec 2005, 13:57
Replies:
55
Gay 'marriage'
Views:
4,276
Posted By
madi
Re: Gay 'marriage'
i dont think it is sinister, but it is an incorrect name for the agreement.
the media description includes a pair of ' which is why i did in my title, as the union is actually a civil partnership...
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Dec 2005, 13:04
Replies:
55
Gay 'marriage'
Views:
4,276
Posted By
madi
Gay 'marriage'
today the front page of the metro showed a gay english couple getting 'married' yesterday a scottish couple and the day before and irish couple.
i am very much in favour of people getting all...
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Dec 2005, 17:59
Replies:
123
I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party
Views:
9,136
Posted By
madi
Re: I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party
its more than just any one thing that made us take over the planet, we have thumbs for a start.
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Dec 2005, 17:24
Replies:
123
I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party
Views:
9,136
Posted By
madi
Re: I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party
i didnt respond fully to your long winded reply as i didnt do more than skim through it, and as it would appear to be a knee jerk well rehearsed response it would seem that i decided right.
my...
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Dec 2005, 16:33
Replies:
123
I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party
Views:
9,136
Posted By
madi
Re: I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party
you must have an awful lot of spare time to write all that in the middle of the day. i didnt bother explaining the background to my thoughts as i am to busy earning a living so that i can buy shoes...
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Dec 2005, 16:29
Replies:
123
I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party
Views:
9,136
Posted By
madi
Re: I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party
why?
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Dec 2005, 12:24
Replies:
123
I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party
Views:
9,136
Posted By
madi
Re: I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party
wont work, people by their very nature are too greedy (it is part of why we are a successful species)
people dont want to live for the common good because they all want the best and there isnt...
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Dec 2005, 11:57
Replies:
23
Attitudes
Views:
2,772
Posted By
madi
Re: Attitudes
how about make it all legal, make it all cheap and let all the idiots kill themselves off?
would save a lot of crime and oppression etc
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Nov 2005, 17:01
Replies:
27
Take That
Views:
4,419
Posted By
madi
Re: Take That
sexoring, is that something like buggery?
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Nov 2005, 15:54
Replies:
11
A problem I have when writing and speaking I guess
Views:
2,370
Posted By
madi
Re: A problem I have when writing and speaking I guess
and pig there is nothing wrong with would've,
if you are already thinking about it when you say it then it wont take you long to change the o to an a
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Nov 2005, 15:53
Replies:
11
A problem I have when writing and speaking I guess
Views:
2,370
Posted By
madi
Re: A problem I have when writing and speaking I guess
me too.
if you were to read my posts outloud in a voice 50% posh totty and 50% buxom milk maid you would be about spot on.
which is probably why it looks a bit odd when typed.
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Nov 2005, 17:47
Replies:
9
Naked Wrestling
Views:
2,222
Posted By
madi
Re: Naked Wrestling
the kick in the head was not sporting,
naked mud wrestling however should always be encouraged.
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Nov 2005, 11:05
Replies:
20
really really stupid things to do at work :(
Views:
2,429
Posted By
madi
Re: really really stupid things to do at work :(
i expect your area manager is quite aware of swear words.
it isnt like you said 'our area manager is a right **** isnt he?'
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Nov 2005, 15:50
Replies:
22
powerball / gyroscope thingies
Views:
4,257
Posted By
madi
Re: powerball / gyroscope thingies
as it spins faster it is harder to hold on to and thus makes you stronger
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Nov 2005, 15:49
Replies:
22
powerball / gyroscope thingies
Views:
4,257
Posted By
madi
Re: powerball / gyroscope thingies
when you first start make circles your arm from about the elbow to get it going and as it starts to make the hum noise use less and less of a circle until you are spinning it with just wrist action....
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Nov 2005, 18:45
Replies:
22
I'll bring my man-size tissues...
Views:
2,609
Posted By
madi
Re: I'll bring my man-size tissues...
are you planning to fiddle with yourself in the back row?
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Nov 2005, 17:18
Replies:
58
Are we, as a species, screwed?
Views:
4,561
Posted By
madi
Re: Are we, as a species, screwed?
we have advanced pretty quickly in the last few thousand years, what makes you so sure we wont continue?
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Nov 2005, 10:43
Replies:
58
Are we, as a species, screwed?
Views:
4,561
Posted By
madi
Re: Are we, as a species, screwed?
i didnt read all the replies so i may be way off the mark as far as the flow of this thread goes, but who really gives a crap.
was discussing the wrongness of so many stupid people being alive...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Nov 2005, 13:37
Replies:
24
Because you cant copy this much into an irc channel easily
Views:
2,675
Posted By
madi
Re: Because you cant copy this much into an irc channel easily
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
I committed suicide: wonder if you were more mental than i thought
I said I liked you: wonder if you really had any idea who i am
I kissed you: depends where
I...
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Nov 2005, 11:22
Replies:
10
Hold on there fella's...
Views:
2,181
Posted By
madi
Re: Hold on there fella's...
he is quite repulsive, slightly brain dead and grubby, the virus probably left of its own accord.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Nov 2005, 18:40
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28
Is... [rep]
Views:
2,905
Posted By
madi
Re: Is... [rep]
perhaps you just post something really crap every 10 or so days
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Nov 2005, 11:16
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15
job dilemma-ness
Views:
1,924
Posted By
madi
Re: job dilemma-ness
experience is pretty important now that you can get a degree free with a packet of cornflakes, especially if you are working in the public sector (liberaries right?) where it has always been valued....
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Nov 2005, 13:23
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84
omg gf problems - problem with gfs conservative parents gd help me
Views:
14,680
Posted By
madi
Re: omg gf problems - problem with gfs conservative parents gd help me
so you should be
tut
all women (except the really stupid ones) should be treated like princesses
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Nov 2005, 13:07
Replies:
84
omg gf problems - problem with gfs conservative parents gd help me
Views:
14,680
Posted By
madi
Re: omg gf problems - problem with gfs conservative parents gd help me
if she is feeling that her parents arent treating her with the level of respect she believes her maturity deserves then that is something she needs to speak to them about.
it is not a childish thing...
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General Discussions
7 Nov 2005, 10:01
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123
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Views:
17,137
Posted By
madi
Re: Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
i am pretty sure you dont need to have your account deleted to not post here anymore, having one does not force you to type nor does having one deleted prevent you from ever posting again
if you...
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General Discussions
1 Nov 2005, 17:00
Replies:
41
tension of opposites
Views:
3,019
Posted By
madi
Re: tension of opposites
you only want her again now she is shagging someone else, you will get over it.
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Oct 2005, 16:31
Replies:
42
Clearly, Basically, Literally
Views:
3,649
Posted By
madi
Re: Clearly, Basically, Literally
clearly the most annoying words currently being over used are hero and celebrity, basically they have become literally meaningless.
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Oct 2005, 16:24
Replies:
55
uninteresting trivial facts- add yours
Views:
5,237
Posted By
madi
Re: uninteresting trivial facts- add yours
millions of pounds of tax payers money is wasted on middle management in the NHS
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Oct 2005, 11:22
Replies:
81
[E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"
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7,504
Posted By
madi
Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"
she must be a bit of a slapper, i wouldnt go on a second date with a man who got blind drunk on the first.
just get a bit merry this time and she might tickle your wotsit a bit :-)
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Oct 2005, 15:12
Replies:
9
Play you too with my woman
Views:
2,148
Posted By
madi
Re: Play you too with my woman
old enough to have been george bushed :-) (http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm)
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Oct 2005, 09:23
Replies:
66
Nerd Test
Views:
6,400
Posted By
madi
Re: Nerd Test
i am somewhat nerdy :-) 48%
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Oct 2005, 17:29
Replies:
39
What would you miss?
Views:
4,105
Posted By
madi
Re: What would you miss?
If you can buy twinnings loose leaf assam tea there and lots of fresh ingredients, i dont think i would miss anything at all.
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Oct 2005, 09:40
Replies:
31
The Beginning......
Views:
3,763
Posted By
madi
Re: The Beginning......
i have been annoying people by spouting crap around her for nearly 5 years, i was researching online multiplayer games and i got a bit of a crush on a galaxy mate and hung around, now this place is a...
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Oct 2005, 15:09
Replies:
18
flatmate trouble
Views:
2,386
Posted By
madi
Re: flatmate trouble
Just tell him, appoach it from the 'hi, this isnt a nice thing to tell you but there is some gossip about you around at the moment that isnt very flattering, a couple of girls have been saying you...
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Oct 2005, 12:04
Replies:
22
Probably late but
Views:
2,499
Posted By
madi
Re: Probably late but
he is a dish, he could save the world while charming his way into my pants any time.
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Oct 2005, 09:57
Replies:
89
Fetish
Views:
4,554
Posted By
madi
Re: Fetish
nope, just joining in while i am waiting for my tea to brew.
its not like anything i say could possibly shock or surprise anyone around here anyway is it?
but some things are more real and...
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General Discussions
18 Oct 2005, 09:52
Replies:
38
I think we should all shed a tear
Views:
2,754
Posted By
madi
Re: I think we should all shed a tear
The image is blocked, what does the t-shirt say?
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Oct 2005, 09:38
Replies:
38
I think we should all shed a tear
Views:
2,754
Posted By
madi
Re: I think we should all shed a tear
only read the first post and just had to say, she must have had one hell of a set of teeth and jaw muscles to bite straight through a willy.
he would have been able to knock her unconcious before...
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General Discussions
18 Oct 2005, 09:34
Replies:
89
Fetish
Views:
4,554
Posted By
madi
Re: Fetish
am not telling
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Oct 2005, 08:52
Replies:
35
This geezer...
Views:
4,370
Posted By
madi
Re: This geezer...
he is quite disgusting,
i would have been tempted to squirt him with air freshener and then prod him out of the establishment with a broom handle.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Oct 2005, 17:08
Replies:
43
I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Views:
3,746
Posted By
madi
Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
this would only be true if genius = idiocy
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Oct 2005, 13:16
Replies:
40
I Knew It!!!
Views:
2,658
Posted By
madi
Re: I Knew It!!!
what kind of idiots did they test?
after being shown what is correct and what is not they only got just over half of them right.
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Oct 2005, 11:04
Replies:
64
Something worries me
Views:
4,967
Posted By
madi
Re: Something worries me
arent you the one who never washes his clothes?
you must smell disgusting,
i shall have to try and forget the mental image i now have of you or i shant be able to eat my lunch, quite repulsive.
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Oct 2005, 10:15
Replies:
60
Big bi Manson's big bi angst thread
Views:
4,545
Posted By
madi
Re: Big bi Manson's big bi angst thread
arent gay men supposed to be quite slutty (a bit of will and grace bias here i am afraid)
so if he is a bit gay and fancies you back then wont simply accidentally putting your hand on his knee do...
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Oct 2005, 09:59
Replies:
64
Something worries me
Views:
4,967
Posted By
madi
Re: Something worries me
everything from living in a dirty stinking pit to drinking vodka until you puke up blood rather smacks of some pretty serious depression.
a couple of tins of black paint ought to complete the look.
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Oct 2005, 09:57
Replies:
137
GF forced to quit job, advice needed.
Views:
9,272
Posted By
madi
Re: GF forced to quit job, advice needed.
oh and she should insist of a good reference as she no longer desires to work for a company with such terrible staff management.
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Oct 2005, 09:56
Replies:
137
GF forced to quit job, advice needed.
Views:
9,272
Posted By
madi
Re: GF forced to quit job, advice needed.
she should get a meeting with the boss of the man who fired her, i expect he will have been asked to lower his staff travel budget and thought this would be a cheap and simple way of doing so (new...
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General Discussions
12 Oct 2005, 11:29
Replies:
9
fake ebay emails :(
Views:
1,780
Posted By
madi
Re: fake ebay emails :(
i get loads too,
if they arent addressed to you personally (i.e. dear ebay user) they are fake.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2005, 16:04
Replies:
39
Eating habbits and body health
Views:
3,999
Posted By
madi
Re: Eating habbits and body health
am pretty sure that sprinters will run distances to increase their fitness and their lung and heart function
(doesnt have to be marathon training but you need to be running for over 20 minutes to...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2005, 14:06
Replies:
26
Do you
Views:
3,420
Posted By
madi
Re: Do you
if you lounge about all day eating four large bags from fatty joe's grease emporium you will probably get a bit chubbier.
if you run about a bit and are having some oven chips with your grilled cod...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2005, 11:56
Replies:
38
Chav?
Views:
2,790
Posted By
madi
Re: Chav?
where have you noticed this?
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2005, 10:59
Replies:
38
Chav?
Views:
2,790
Posted By
madi
Re: Chav?
cartoon chav (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Chav.jpg)
real life chav...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Oct 2005, 09:33
Replies:
54
Longest Pleasure Pier in the World. Burnt Down!
Views:
5,035
Posted By
madi
Re: Longest Pleasure Pier in the World. Burnt Down!
wonder how close you would have needed to be in order to toast marshmallows
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Oct 2005, 13:45
Replies:
29
anyone own a rat?
Views:
2,825
Posted By
madi
anyone own a rat?
am looking for some hints and tips on training the newest member of my family, mr wendal :)
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Oct 2005, 11:58
Replies:
9
My work
Views:
1,891
Posted By
madi
Re: My work
oh and if the ex EO person was crap at what ever an EO does and instead of getting promoted up got bumped back to the shop floor (or where ever it is non EO types might be) then he/she is ripe for...
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Oct 2005, 11:57
Replies:
9
My work
Views:
1,891
Posted By
madi
Re: My work
whats an EO?
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Oct 2005, 09:38
Replies:
64
A very accurate technique to getting laid on the first date
Views:
5,065
Posted By
madi
Re: A very accurate technique to getting laid on the first date
if you tried to hold my hand while ushering me into a darkened theater and hadnt spoken a word about yourself over the meal i would probably think you were creepy.
but if she fancies you, isnt...
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Oct 2005, 16:55
Replies:
31
The cognitive consequences of listening to Drum N Bass
Views:
3,887
Posted By
madi
Re: The cognitive consequences of listening to Drum N Bass
(i think you should get a more constructive hobby
and try listening to some proper music to broaden your taste
m)
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Sep 2005, 10:41
Replies:
18
Esophagogastroduodenoscopy
Views:
2,218
Posted By
madi
Re: Esophagogastroduodenoscopy
it is a proper name the describes the areas being investigated and with what (endoscope)
in this case an esophagoscopy and an gastroscopy done at the same time.
The short name for the...
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General Discussions
28 Sep 2005, 14:35
Replies:
54
GD Stalkers, help me!
Views:
6,061
Posted By
madi
Re: GD Stalkers, help me!
has anyone found out what the urgent matter is yet?
is it anything interesting?
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Sep 2005, 13:45
Replies:
16
Six Degrees of Dead Meat
Views:
2,251
Posted By
madi
Re: Six Degrees of Dead Meat
dead meat thinks i am annoying
my best friend went to school with a girl called madeline (not me)
madeline has written speeches for gordon brown
gordon brown works with tony blair
does 4...
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General Discussions
28 Sep 2005, 10:41
Replies:
78
GD Meet 2...
Views:
4,629
Posted By
madi
Re: GD Meet 2...
(apparently it is too easy to get a provisional driving licence, but i cant remember as it was years ago i had mine)
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Sep 2005, 19:55
Replies:
7
The Apprentice
Views:
1,804
Posted By
madi
Re: The Apprentice
i have the hiccups
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Sep 2005, 16:59
Replies:
37
Marilyn's adventures in clubland (Disjointed rubbish)
Views:
2,751
Posted By
madi
Re: Marilyn's adventures in clubland (Disjointed rubbish)
i think they are rather silly actually
but then i wear this sort of thing (http://vivaladivacom.drct2u.com/productcache/VLD/BO1650/EH708DI_ORIGPO_0.html)
m
x
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General Discussions
26 Sep 2005, 09:14
Replies:
20
Hmm
Views:
2,428
Posted By
madi
Re: Hmm
i was
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Sep 2005, 09:07
Replies:
4
[Food]Recipes
Views:
1,601
Posted By
madi
Re: [Food]Recipes
i am looking for the perfect meal to go with a very good bottle of Amarone
(and i dont eat red meat, so liver with fava beans is out)
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Sep 2005, 23:11
Replies:
33
Dear God undo this. I'm not ready to be like Dead_Meat.
Views:
4,151
Posted By
madi
Re: Dear God undo this. I'm not ready to be like Dead_Meat.
when you are more than half way there, it doesnt feel so far away.
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Sep 2005, 23:09
Replies:
33
Dear God undo this. I'm not ready to be like Dead_Meat.
Views:
4,151
Posted By
madi
Re: Dear God undo this. I'm not ready to be like Dead_Meat.
lol
m
xxx
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Sep 2005, 23:03
Replies:
18
UK people
Views:
2,417
Posted By
madi
UK people
did my eyes deceive me or is channel four starting a soft porn channel?
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Sep 2005, 17:11
Replies:
203
hello!!
Views:
15,165
Posted By
madi
Re: hello!!
hi my name is madi and i am an agoraphobic
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Sep 2005, 17:07
Replies:
16
tut
Views:
2,548
Posted By
madi
Re: tut
am far more concerned about being described at butch and dusty lol
m
x
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Sep 2005, 09:40
Replies:
16
tut
Views:
2,548
Posted By
madi
Re: tut
:p
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Sep 2005, 20:49
Replies:
53
Fat People
Views:
4,384
Posted By
madi
Re: Fat People
it would take a LOT of pies and the substitution of all movement with the consumption of more pies, with chips for pudding.
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Sep 2005, 20:47
Replies:
16
tut
Views:
2,548
Posted By
madi
tut
hover over my blobs and it appears to infer that i am a boy
i would like to keep the fact that i am actually a 25 stone bin man called Dave a secret for a bit longer
so would someone make the...
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General Discussions
24 Sep 2005, 20:38
Replies:
98
What is your prejudice?
Views:
8,195
Posted By
madi
Re: What is your prejudice?
linda bloody barker
i want to poke her eyes out with fork and beat her to death with one of her own limbs
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Sep 2005, 12:57
Replies:
53
Fat People
Views:
4,384
Posted By
madi
Re: Fat People
5 stone in 9 months? what on earth were you eating? anything that didnt run away?
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Sep 2005, 12:50
Replies:
33
having an assistant
Views:
3,129
Posted By
madi
Re: having an assistant
thanks
i have pretty good skin but its just monitor glow in the avatar (wonder if it has the same effect as candle light, wouldnt have thought so but you never know)
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General Discussions
24 Sep 2005, 12:49
Replies:
33
having an assistant
Views:
3,129
Posted By
madi
Re: having an assistant
she is remarkably unattractive
sorry
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Sep 2005, 21:30
Replies:
61
Micheal's babie
Views:
4,557
Posted By
madi
Re: Micheal's babie
(your signature is too big, it is kind of annoying)
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Sep 2005, 21:15
Replies:
84
Britain
Views:
6,428
Posted By
madi
Re: Britain
my first inclination was to moan about there being no synopsis so that i would know if i wanted to click or not,
but instead i shall say thanks for the link, i shall now throw out my black...
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General Discussions
23 Sep 2005, 11:29
Replies:
33
having an assistant
Views:
3,129
Posted By
madi
having an assistant
i have just fully realised the advantage of having an assistant :-)
not really used her to do much more than photocopying before, but she looked bored and i am swamped with work, so i asked her to...
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General Discussions
23 Sep 2005, 10:22
Replies:
52
Kate Moss Fired
Views:
4,410
Posted By
madi
Re: Kate Moss Fired
she didnt give another story to keep this one quiet.
a newspaper man with nothing else to write that day will have phoned her up and said 'do you have anything juicy i can write up instead of...
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General Discussions
23 Sep 2005, 08:51
Replies:
39
Oh, the hell that is my life!
Views:
4,644
Posted By
madi
Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
just want to point out that men dont tend to listen to what attractive women say as they are too busy day dreaming about having sex with them.
so you might not get the better grounding in the german...
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General Discussions
22 Sep 2005, 16:47
Replies:
203
hello!!
Views:
15,165
Posted By
madi
Re: hello!!
that is rude.
i would badger the hell out of them until they are sick to death of answering the phone.
be sickeningly polite.
'hello, hope i havent caught you at a bad time again, just...
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General Discussions
22 Sep 2005, 15:58
Replies:
203
hello!!
Views:
15,165
Posted By
madi
Re: hello!!
that gives me the heebie jeebies.
but on the renting note,
there is no harm in being firm with them, you dont actually have to withhold rent but it might be worth threatening to if they dont get...
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Sep 2005, 11:32
Replies:
52
Kate Moss Fired
Views:
4,410
Posted By
madi
Re: Kate Moss Fired
pretty and photogenic are quite different things.
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Sep 2005, 16:36
Replies:
52
Kate Moss Fired
Views:
4,410
Posted By
madi
Re: Kate Moss Fired
she was being paid to represent the values associated with the brand, not just look pretty in their clothes.
snorting coke from your lesbian lovers belly doesnt really go with the clean living...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Sep 2005, 16:27
Replies:
20
Help me out here...
Views:
1,790
Posted By
madi
Re: Help me out here...
my husbands friend that i have never met at my surprise birthday party ...
a card and a bottle of wine if it is a drinks party
a card, a bottle of wine and some flowers if it is a dinner party
...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Sep 2005, 11:29
Replies:
98
What is your prejudice?
Views:
8,195
Posted By
madi
Re: What is your prejudice?
and eurch school seems to have started
leeds is crawing with students
i hate students
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Sep 2005, 09:11
Replies:
98
What is your prejudice?
Views:
8,195
Posted By
madi
Re: What is your prejudice?
i could take that personally
but you might be one of the 90% of people my loathing of dumb people would exterminate so i guess its only fair.
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 22:57
Replies:
98
What is your prejudice?
Views:
8,195
Posted By
madi
Re: What is your prejudice?
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve...
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 22:51
Replies:
10
the second one made me laugh
Views:
2,198
Posted By
madi
Re: the second one made me laugh
some bits of number 8 are funny too,
it might be because i work in a hospital but its really amusing,
m
x
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 22:36
Replies:
98
What is your prejudice?
Views:
8,195
Posted By
madi
Re: What is your prejudice?
i really hate stupid people
to the extent that i would without regret see everyone with an IQ of 120* or less thrown in a volcano
i realise that i would be killing off lots of perfectly nice...
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 22:24
Replies:
10
the second one made me laugh
Views:
2,198
Posted By
madi
the second one made me laugh
this is probably ancient but it made me laugh (http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/home.php?type=listen)
m
x
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 18:01
Replies:
81
CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
Views:
8,847
Posted By
madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
i am a girl, i cry when i am angry
and there is no chocolate left in the building
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 17:53
Replies:
81
CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
Views:
8,847
Posted By
madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
you may have had a horrible time going through the social care system which i agree is inadequate and fails children terribly,
but that is no excuse for thinking that a grown man screwing a 3 year...
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 17:35
Replies:
81
CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
Views:
8,847
Posted By
madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
having sex with a child is an act of criminal violence.
why do you believe that it should be treated with less severity?
and why do you really think that it is ok for a convicted child molester...
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 17:24
Replies:
81
CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
Views:
8,847
Posted By
madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
i wouldnt expect them to dig their own grave, and a swift and efficient fire arm at close range.
and no there wouldnt be glee in my heart, but probably some degree of relief that a sick pervert who...
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 17:19
Replies:
81
CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
Views:
8,847
Posted By
madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
s/k wasnt talking about artistic representation of abuse either.
He thinks it is wrong that convicted child molesters are treated like violent criminals, i think that child molesters are worse than...
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 17:04
Replies:
81
CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
Views:
8,847
Posted By
madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
and i am not being a troll about this actually
it is what i really think
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 17:00
Replies:
81
CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
Views:
8,847
Posted By
madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
i think lots of people should be shot
people who wilfully abuse innocents are amoung that number
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Sep 2005, 12:31
Replies:
81
CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
Views:
8,847
Posted By
madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!
getting kicks from having sex with a child is wrong
and the perpetrator should be shot
imo
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Sep 2005, 12:48
Replies:
39
Budgets suck ass
Views:
3,178
Posted By
madi
Re: Budgets suck ass
naah, i once offered to run around on newbury race course in my undies if everyone gave me a pound, and no-one did.
though this perhaps says more about my granny pants and lack of boobs.
m
x
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General Discussions
19 Sep 2005, 12:00
Replies:
203
hello!!
Views:
15,165
Posted By
madi
Re: hello!!
i would read a bit more before deciding you want to fit in,
you will never be quite the same again.
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Sep 2005, 09:27
Replies:
39
Budgets suck ass
Views:
3,178
Posted By
madi
Re: Budgets suck ass
i have £1.76 in my purse and slightly less than nothing in the bank and dont get paid until a week on friday.
i now have to decide between buying bread, loo roll and cat litter.
though i may go...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Sep 2005, 22:17
Replies:
203
hello!!
Views:
15,165
Posted By
madi
Re: hello!!
generalising makes life simpler,
sure you throw out some wheat with the chaff but the job is done in a fraction of the time.
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Sep 2005, 22:12
Replies:
203
hello!!
Views:
15,165
Posted By
madi
Re: hello!!
you reckon any normal young woman would find anything interesting around here?
i am completely barking and still find you all a bit odd.
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Sep 2005, 22:09
Replies:
58
Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
Views:
4,466
Posted By
madi
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
please see above comment suggesting that i cease to sign off, sometimes i listen,
and anyway it was pretty damn obvious it was from me wasnt it.
besides you were beastly rude and deserved it :p
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Sep 2005, 22:06
Replies:
203
hello!!
Views:
15,165
Posted By
madi
Re: hello!!
if she were indeed a real spunky girl looking to chat to like minded bright young things, what on earth is she doing posting here?
can she not read? you are all a bunch of sick weirdos who have...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Sep 2005, 14:37
Replies:
25
Have you got a mic?
Views:
2,422
Posted By
madi
Re: Have you got a mic?
when recorded i sound like a cross between a sex line operator and a country bumpkin milk maid
but i am afraid i cannot share this with you as i have no microphone
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Sep 2005, 15:44
Replies:
58
Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
Views:
4,466
Posted By
madi
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
that wasnt me, i always sign my feedback.
though i have noticed there is often a retaliation bad feedback left on some random post so i might stop.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Sep 2005, 20:22
Replies:
58
Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
Views:
4,466
Posted By
madi
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
i neg rep people when i think they are being crap
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Sep 2005, 15:08
Replies:
58
Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
Views:
4,466
Posted By
madi
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....
i reckon you fancy the pants off me.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Sep 2005, 08:54
Replies:
43
Multi-Layered Failures
Views:
3,553
Posted By
madi
Re: Multi-Layered Failures
please excuse my ignorance in this matter,
but does this Texan fellow actually like that nob of an american president?
m
x
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Sep 2005, 10:10
Replies:
24
Do you ever get so drunk...
Views:
2,788
Posted By
madi
Re: Do you ever get so drunk...
should i ever meet either of you,
remind me to make sure i am carrying some sort of barge pole to prod my greeting to you with.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Sep 2005, 09:17
Replies:
21
Explain the rep situation to me
Views:
3,131
Posted By
madi
Re: Explain the rep situation to me
i started taking more note of the crap posts
this is not benefitial in any way
but at least i can vent my disgust without publicly coming over too much like a mentalist
m
x
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Sep 2005, 09:12
Replies:
20
only 365 days left
Views:
2,743
Posted By
madi
only 365 days left
until i am 30 !!!!
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Sep 2005, 16:25
Replies:
17
Pure see ya after by the by
Views:
2,344
Posted By
madi
Re: Pure see ya after by the by
you will get the odd 'its been weeks, someone must have posted something interesting by now' bored moment in your day and not be able to resist.
you will see
m
x
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Sep 2005, 12:37
Replies:
46
Wow Wow Wow
Views:
3,744
Posted By
madi
Re: Wow Wow Wow
no idea who you are which probably means you have no idea who i am
but trying out being friendly at the moment so hello, welcome back :)
m
x
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Sep 2005, 11:29
Replies:
30
Glamour models? Yay or Nay?
Views:
4,613
Posted By
madi
Re: Glamour models? Yay or Nay?
I cant imagine giving either of them a second look in day light with no make up on.
though i might notice the boobs as i find fat repulsive (two squidgy lumps of lard is so not a turn on)
would...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Sep 2005, 15:39
Replies:
64
what sports do you do?
Views:
5,850
Posted By
madi
Re: what sports do you do?
I climb go climbing
its fun and there are lots of fit boys with no t-shirts on hauling themselves up the wall (if you like that sort of thing)
but it isnt really an individual sport as you need...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Sep 2005, 15:20
Replies:
38
What pet(s) would you have?
Views:
2,962
Posted By
madi
Re: What pet(s) would you have?
i have a house bunny (a little white dwarf polish) called tiberius
he is cute and fluffy but does like to chew the skirting boards :)
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Sep 2005, 15:15
Replies:
29
GD, help me decide what to do...
Views:
2,197
Posted By
madi
Re: GD, help me decide what to do...
will your mother not let you keep things in the house?
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Sep 2005, 15:11
Replies:
14
Internet gaming parents goto jail
Views:
1,774
Posted By
madi
Re: Internet gaming parents goto jail
if i start something i find it very difficult to stop (have taken days off sick to finish a book that i started reading the night before)
not sure i would ever go so far as neglecting my children...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Sep 2005, 15:07
Replies:
27
Does anyone here have...
Views:
2,923
Posted By
madi
Re: Does anyone here have...
what lady hawk said
(though if you have a few quid get it lasered off, takes a few months to get through treatments but it never grows back)
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Sep 2005, 15:05
Replies:
29
GD, help me decide what to do...
Views:
2,197
Posted By
madi
Re: GD, help me decide what to do...
are you 12?
i thought only small children made dens in garden sheds
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Aug 2005, 11:14
Replies:
13
Frustrating but awesome small internet game
Views:
2,197
Posted By
madi
Re: Frustrating but awesome small internet game
i like the queue
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Aug 2005, 13:48
Replies:
45
Advice thread for silversmoke
Views:
4,496
Posted By
madi
Re: Advice thread for silversmoke
it hurts the first time, and be prepared for blood.
best plan is to make her come first and she will be relaxed, lubricated and slightly numb
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Aug 2005, 11:35
Replies:
9
The New Nurofen advert
Views:
2,097
Posted By
madi
Re: The New Nurofen advert
seems fine to me,
the noise and graphics makes you empathise quite well with the headache,
and then it soothes you gently with lapping waves.
next time your head is thumping and you wish for...
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Aug 2005, 11:25
Replies:
33
Your most embarrasing moment, EVER.
Views:
3,111
Posted By
madi
Re: Your most embarrasing moment, EVER.
what on earth do you guys eat that means you poop yourself when breaking wind ?!?
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Aug 2005, 11:13
Replies:
28
Confession
Views:
2,874
Posted By
madi
Re: Confession
did you get them via an operation?
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Aug 2005, 11:59
Replies:
48
What if i dont want any of it?
Views:
3,740
Posted By
madi
Re: What if i dont want any of it?
i may well be repeating something already posted as i cant be arsed to read all the replies
but
the world is full of idiots and there is nothing you can do about it
you are born, you scream and...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Aug 2005, 11:01
Replies:
45
Secret Talents
Views:
3,817
Posted By
madi
Re: Secret Talents
i can play the flute
and make a very charming dinner companion
(could make a fortune as an escort)
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Aug 2005, 10:47
Replies:
55
What would you do....?
Views:
5,308
Posted By
madi
Re: What would you do....?
All being well i would have a baby.
(though this is slightly less likely than the second coming of christ as i dont have any fallopian tubes)
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jul 2005, 10:39
Replies:
32
Girls (or "A girl") [E/N]
Views:
4,072
Posted By
madi
Re: Girls (or "A girl") [E/N]
girl A will always fancy you
girl B feels guilty but not guilty enough to keep her pants on
solution =
tell girl A that you are really into her sister over a coffee and cake 'arent we really...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jul 2005, 13:07
Replies:
17
shaving 'down there'
Views:
3,753
Posted By
madi
Re: shaving 'down there'
shaved bits on boys make me laugh
and stubble in unpleasant
m
x
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jul 2005, 10:34
Replies:
20
yassin_asri and jamal_bar
Views:
2,472
Posted By
madi
Re: yassin_asri and jamal_bar
yes
i mentioned that this is the only place online i go because i know that my address is here.
but they dont appear to be GD people
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jul 2005, 10:27
Replies:
20
yassin_asri and jamal_bar
Views:
2,472
Posted By
madi
yassin_asri and jamal_bar
this is pretty much the only place i go online and these two people have requested that i add them to my contacts list.
where would they get my hotmail email address from?
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jul 2005, 16:01
Replies:
113
Is GD dying?
Views:
10,394
Posted By
madi
Re: Is GD dying?
it has always been a rough initiation around here
it weeds out the weak of spirit
am reasonably sure i am still regarded as a wittering annoyance around the place
i just dont give a crap :)
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jul 2005, 14:56
Replies:
40
Office drama, am I in trouble?
Views:
3,237
Posted By
madi
Re: Office drama, am I in trouble?
why did you react so strongly to her commenting on you seeing your gf 3 times a week?
are you 5?
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jul 2005, 14:37
Replies:
67
Talk some sense into your younger self [SA]
Views:
6,098
Posted By
madi
Re: Talk some sense into your younger self [SA]
Dear Madi
dont smoke, stick with school and keep your pants on
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jul 2005, 12:30
Replies:
34
make you as a south park person!
Views:
3,835
Posted By
madi
Re: make you as a south park person!
me (http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/8629/southparkmadi8wr.png)
thanks
amused me for 5 minutes
:)
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jul 2005, 09:26
Replies:
7
[Help] Popup
Views:
2,056
Posted By
madi
Re: [Help] Popup
got my beau to clear off all the nasties lurking on my computer a couple of weeks ago.
i shall pass on his advice to me ...
'stop looking at dodgy porn'
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Jun 2005, 14:27
Replies:
6
One thinks one has ****ed up. [eBay]
Views:
2,014
Posted By
madi
Re: One thinks one has ****ed up. [eBay]
http://www.paypal.com/uk/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_display-fees-outside
you will now be charged to receive payments
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Jun 2005, 15:22
Replies:
24
Not Eating Properly - Advice Needed
Views:
2,942
Posted By
madi
Re: Not Eating Properly - Advice Needed
the letter sounds like you are using malnutrition to emotionally blackmail your parents into giving you money.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Jun 2005, 15:13
Replies:
53
Mobile trouble
Views:
4,634
Posted By
madi
Re: Mobile trouble
nope
you're a greedy thieving git
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Jun 2005, 09:58
Replies:
36
Me Vs My Racial Guilt
Views:
2,896
Posted By
madi
Re: Me Vs My Racial Guilt
i would alert the police to his continued presence.
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Jun 2005, 09:43
Replies:
82
[Emo] Seriously what in the ****?!
Views:
5,873
Posted By
madi
Re: [Emo] Seriously what in the ****?!
she doesnt fancy you.
m
x
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Jun 2005, 14:24
Replies:
35
The hottest 3-somes that you can imagine yourself in
Views:
5,003
Posted By
madi
Re: The hottest 3-somes that you can imagine yourself in
buy a video camera/step slowly backwards out of the room*
*delete as applicable
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Jun 2005, 13:55
Replies:
33
Sexual Preferences
Views:
2,823
Posted By
madi
Re: Sexual Preferences
there are so many of us crawling about on this planet now that it doesnt matter if some boys bonk other boys and some girls bonk other girls.
nature has allowed this genetic fluctuation in...
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Jun 2005, 13:18
Replies:
35
The hottest 3-somes that you can imagine yourself in
Views:
5,003
Posted By
madi
Re: The hottest 3-somes that you can imagine yourself in
me, my beau and any pretty brunette lesbian with long legs and a nice bottom.
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Jun 2005, 11:17
Replies:
30
i resigned today
Views:
2,941
Posted By
madi
Re: i resigned today
new job
not new life
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Jun 2005, 10:53
Replies:
30
i resigned today
Views:
2,941
Posted By
madi
Re: i resigned today
nope
am with someone a one at a time girl
then you expect too much
i was simply sharing my joy with a couple of people i have known for a few years
more details may follow in a...
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Jun 2005, 10:11
Replies:
68
i'm buying a house!
Views:
5,538
Posted By
madi
Re: i'm buying a house!
how in the hell did you find a house for 66k?
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jun 2005, 13:28
Replies:
30
i resigned today
Views:
2,941
Posted By
madi
Re: i resigned today
the first one
because of the second one
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jun 2005, 12:13
Replies:
30
i resigned today
Views:
2,941
Posted By
madi
i resigned today
i have just given four weeks notice of my intention to leave.
how exciting :-)
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Jun 2005, 13:15
Replies:
70
I just ordered 6 posters for in my new house
Views:
4,722
Posted By
madi
Re: I just ordered 6 posters for in my new house
Posters?
are you 12?
m
x
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Jun 2005, 11:51
Replies:
99
Making love [thread mainly for people with wife or steady girlfriend]
Views:
6,264
Posted By
madi
Re: Making love [thread mainly for people with wife or steady girlfriend]
so
you have only been having sex with her on the sofa while watching 24 for a while now
and its starting to get a bit samey and while contemplating this you start wondering what is wrong/what...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jun 2005, 13:13
Replies:
36
Who here has soft lenses
Views:
4,540
Posted By
madi
Re: Who here has soft lenses
i wear all day and night lenses too
but after 6 weeks continuous wear (moved house and missed delivery) i had no ill effects
(if i dont take off my eye make up before going to bed my eyes are...
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Jun 2005, 12:08
Replies:
31
Insects
Views:
2,097
Posted By
madi
Re: Insects
i am currently hoovering up a dozen woodlice a day
now they are horrid little crispy leg filled bugs
tut for ancient stone country cottages
Forum:
General Discussions
26 May 2005, 15:35
Replies:
53
****!
Views:
5,781
Posted By
madi
Re: ****!
i feel sorry for the child
Forum:
General Discussions
12 May 2005, 09:45
Replies:
24
Girlz
Views:
2,617
Posted By
madi
Re: Girlz
i have been reliably informed that there are no girls on the interneweb
Forum:
General Discussions
11 May 2005, 14:39
Replies:
22
Whats Your Fastest Score?!? Sniper Skills Required!
Views:
2,676
Posted By
madi
Re: Whats Your Fastest Score?!? Sniper Skills Required!
i got 15.578 am not bothering to try again as it wasnt that interesting
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Apr 2005, 14:34
Replies:
15
I was born with a broken heart
Views:
2,309
Posted By
madi
Re: I was born with a broken heart
who dont you have anymore?
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Apr 2005, 12:53
Replies:
23
Question to all you intelligent people out here
Views:
3,883
Posted By
madi
Re: Question to all you intelligent people out here
an idiot rather than someone behaving like one
n : a person of subnormal intelligence
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Apr 2005, 11:35
Replies:
23
Question to all you intelligent people out here
Views:
3,883
Posted By
madi
Re: Question to all you intelligent people out here
when was the last time you met a multilingual idiot?
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Apr 2005, 13:05
Replies:
5
i need an american
Views:
1,983
Posted By
madi
i need an american
want to buy this...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Apr 2005, 09:01
Replies:
58
A Question
Views:
6,529
Posted By
madi
Re: A Question
sister number one - so slutty she shags fat ginger blokes at parties days after bonking you
sister number two - so slutty she sucked you off days after you shagged her sister
one + two = threesome
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Apr 2005, 13:29
Replies:
34
Masturbation at work
Views:
5,476
Posted By
madi
Re: Masturbation at work
i got smarmed by the attendent while buying petrol yesterday evening
are you in dire need of a shave and haircut and working in leeds ?!?!?!?!
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Apr 2005, 12:00
Replies:
21
Dreams that seep into reality.
Views:
1,923
Posted By
madi
Re: Dreams that seep into reality.
when i was little i used to dream i could rollypolly down the stairs and not get hurt
i tried it once and went right through the glass door at the bottom
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Apr 2005, 09:29
Replies:
34
Masturbation at work
Views:
5,476
Posted By
madi
Re: Masturbation at work
is there CCTV footage of you picking up a girly magazine and heading to the loo for 5 minutes?
would you not rather get fired for sneaking a girl into the bathroom?
(though unless she was a real...
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Apr 2005, 14:16
Replies:
22
roommates, help! [long]
Views:
3,138
Posted By
madi
Re: roommates, help! [long]
find three other friends to share with you and ditch the couple
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Apr 2005, 14:07
Replies:
63
Hi, I'm Dante. [Warning : Long]
Views:
5,531
Posted By
madi
Re: Hi, I'm Dante. [Warning : Long]
have a bath and wash your clothes
it might not make you feel any better but you will be less repulsive to others
and you sound pretty depressed
stop taking what ever you have bought online and...
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Apr 2005, 14:24
Replies:
62
the story of skiddy
Views:
5,506
Posted By
madi
Re: the story of skiddy
eating at McDonalds
should be ashamed of themselves
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Apr 2005, 12:48
Replies:
37
Today I discovered
Views:
2,821
Posted By
madi
Re: Today I discovered
what blue cheese did you try?
they arent all the same you know
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Apr 2005, 11:29
Replies:
46
Why i like Camilla
Views:
3,062
Posted By
madi
Re: Why i like Camilla
yes
i do not believe that the choreography of the last few years will have ended on saturday
let the charity work etc commence
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Apr 2005, 13:10
Replies:
43
what is the average colour of people?
Views:
2,913
Posted By
madi
Re: what is the average colour of people?
green or blue makes it look like a star trek extra
have decided on the pale orange
looks silly but not overly offensive
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Apr 2005, 12:30
Replies:
43
what is the average colour of people?
Views:
2,913
Posted By
madi
Re: what is the average colour of people?
actually i am thinking of going with taupe which is a brownish colour
http://www.laceylinens.com/images/taupe.gif a slightly paler version of that
cant do a blue or green person i am afraid ...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Apr 2005, 11:53
Replies:
43
what is the average colour of people?
Views:
2,913
Posted By
madi
Re: what is the average colour of people?
unfortunately these things do matter
dont want to get bitten in the arse by 'racist patient data system in NHS hosital'
(tis for patients to create pain score reports and doctors to get...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Apr 2005, 10:47
Replies:
43
what is the average colour of people?
Views:
2,913
Posted By
madi
what is the average colour of people?
am drawing a naked outline of a person on which people are to mark where they feel pain.
what colour do you think the person should be (have contraints of aesthetics to think about as well as...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Apr 2005, 10:02
Replies:
24
"a good, commonsense, anti-crime issue".
Views:
2,794
Posted By
madi
Re: "a good, commonsense, anti-crime issue".
wonder what counts as threatened?
'he looked at me funny' ?
'he looked kinda funny'?
'he looked at me and i felt funny'?
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Apr 2005, 12:39
Replies:
74
I Wanna Go Drinkin with....
Views:
4,116
Posted By
madi
Re: I Wanna Go Drinkin with....
you will have to fake the me being there part too
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Apr 2005, 11:40
Replies:
50
Ten thousand posts
Views:
5,410
Posted By
madi
Re: Ten thousand posts
you really ought to be ashamed
m
x
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Mar 2005, 10:39
Replies:
83
Paedophiles
Views:
5,086
Posted By
madi
Re: Paedophiles
they are broken of the brain and should be removed
imo
m
x
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Mar 2005, 11:13
Replies:
42
I think I just found my new hockeystick
Views:
3,749
Posted By
madi
Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
you great big girl
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Mar 2005, 15:01
Replies:
11
OMG! How sick can you go...
Views:
2,540
Posted By
madi
Re: OMG! How sick can you go...
isnt brain really squishy? sort of like scrabbled egg?
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Mar 2005, 15:00
Replies:
41
what is your favourite soup?
Views:
2,612
Posted By
madi
Re: what is your favourite soup?
roasting involved fat
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Mar 2005, 13:59
Replies:
41
what is your favourite soup?
Views:
2,612
Posted By
madi
what is your favourite soup?
i make a wicked parsnip and smoked bacon soup which is my favourite
i know however that this isnt everyones cup of tea because i have a friend who thinks root vegetables are the worlds most evil...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Mar 2005, 10:27
Replies:
62
Googles GMail
Views:
4,376
Posted By
madi
Re: Googles GMail
i have him on ignore
the only way i can refrain from repeatedly expressing my absolute abhorrence in vile and quite violent terms
i am being nice :-)
besides
he thinks that i dislike him...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Mar 2005, 10:13
Replies:
61
its just not pretty
Views:
4,943
Posted By
madi
its just not pretty
those gold plate, adidas, burberry, white trainer wearing teens
they must know on some level that they look ridiculous
right?
standing infront of hte mirror tucking their trousers into their...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Mar 2005, 10:01
Replies:
51
How to floor your gf's best mate (male)
Views:
3,842
Posted By
madi
Re: How to floor your gf's best mate (male)
he wants to shag your girlfriend
he knows it, she knows it and you know it
so just be honest with your girl about the fact that it is pissing you off a bit
you need to know that you can be open...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Mar 2005, 14:05
Replies:
32
How long ...
Views:
3,826
Posted By
madi
Re: How long ...
just phone the clinic and make an appointment
some clinics will have a phone in the morning to make a same day appointment thing going on that means you will have to call at about 8am and keep...
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Mar 2005, 12:51
Replies:
50
ITT I hate mondays
Views:
4,280
Posted By
madi
Re: ITT I hate mondays
havent you got a new job yet babe?
m
xxx
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Mar 2005, 16:18
Replies:
26
Killing a Relative/Friend
Views:
2,336
Posted By
madi
Re: Killing a Relative/Friend
depends how much pain they were in and how rational i believed them to be
i would like to be let go* should i ever become unable to look after myself (peeing myself and being fed)
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Mar 2005, 15:26
Replies:
56
I come , in desperation , to GD , for answers on a medical query
Views:
5,231
Posted By
madi
Re: I come , in desperation , to GD , for answers on a medical query
i would say you still have flu dear
a little more bed rest and a good woman mopping your brow while feeding you chicken soup
and try and walk about a bit so you dont get too stiff
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Mar 2005, 14:15
Replies:
124
One big HUG from Chika
Views:
7,951
Posted By
madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika
One big HUG from Chika 11 Mar 2005 09:01 you really wont let the chika thing rest, will you...
One big HUG from Chika 11 Mar 2005 08:58 it doesn't matter anyway u r ugly
One big HUG from Chika...
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Mar 2005, 09:53
Replies:
124
One big HUG from Chika
Views:
7,951
Posted By
madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika
may i ask what i look like has to do with anything?
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Mar 2005, 12:27
Replies:
124
One big HUG from Chika
Views:
7,951
Posted By
madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika
p.s.
this is just how it is around here
the tough survive and the rest bugger off
in the nicest possible way we are a bunch of very weird, wildly neurotic people with a huge variety of personality...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Mar 2005, 12:24
Replies:
124
One big HUG from Chika
Views:
7,951
Posted By
madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika
you read far more into mine than i have ever read into yours
so i shall be as plain as i possibly can
*i was being nice and giving you the benefit of the doubt after your posting frenzy that...
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Mar 2005, 15:23
Replies:
124
One big HUG from Chika
Views:
7,951
Posted By
madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika
i was being nice
giving the tit a bit of a chance to prove himself changed
though it would appear my efforts went unnoticed
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Mar 2005, 14:52
Replies:
124
One big HUG from Chika
Views:
7,951
Posted By
madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika
am being panned for being bitter and mean in this thread (anonymous neg repping ahoy)
when i was being nice by saying i was reserving judgement to someone who made me want to rip his arms off and...
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Mar 2005, 13:32
Replies:
32
Something started growing...
Views:
2,841
Posted By
madi
Re: Something started growing...
are you wearing an alice band?
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Mar 2005, 13:01
Replies:
22
Your Love Songs
Views:
2,848
Posted By
madi
Re: Your Love Songs
david gray - this years love
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Mar 2005, 11:28
Replies:
124
One big HUG from Chika
Views:
7,951
Posted By
madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika
someone did
i got neg rep for posting that i dont like being hugged and was reserving judgement
(i have posted far more than my fair share of shit on here so was being nice)
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Mar 2005, 17:40
Replies:
124
One big HUG from Chika
Views:
7,951
Posted By
madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika
would rather you didnt hug me to be honest
am reserving judgement further than that as i am still rather inclined to believe you are a tit
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Mar 2005, 13:26
Replies:
56
I need a suit
Views:
4,346
Posted By
madi
Re: I need a suit
imo
not even brad pitt could carry off a burtons suit
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Mar 2005, 10:08
Replies:
25
Poll:
POTW Voting.
Views:
2,492
Posted By
madi
Re: POTW Voting.
i voted for me
because this is unlikely to happen again
and because i can
:-)
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Mar 2005, 16:41
Replies:
20
Save Toby
Views:
3,397
Posted By
madi
Re: Save Toby
i know of a few good game recipes
being a country girl picking the lead shot out of beasties is often part of meal preparation (wild duck with blackberry jelly anyone? )
not sure how petshop...
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Mar 2005, 14:24
Replies:
15
ITT I am looking for some advice
Views:
2,116
Posted By
madi
Re: ITT I am looking for some advice
if you think they will give you the money stay until the end but dont do very much
but if you think they wont pay the missing feb or your march money then walk out right now and tell them to shove...
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Mar 2005, 11:53
Replies:
3
Excel help needed
Views:
1,653
Posted By
madi
Re: Excel help needed
dont even need the 'sum' bit (and some extra stuff in case you really dont know excel)
in the top row of the column you want the time between the dates to show select the top cell and type '=' and...
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Mar 2005, 11:11
Replies:
56
Poll:
Third GD Meet Poll.
Views:
3,795
Posted By
madi
Re: Third GD Meet Poll.
i need reasonably advanced warning of the chosen date so i can buy a cheap train ticket
ta
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Mar 2005, 11:04
Replies:
142
Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
Views:
11,883
Posted By
madi
Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
this must be a piss take
getting violent over a serious of 'yo mamma' type jokes is simply ridiculous
Forum:
Clownshoe Corner
7 Mar 2005, 11:04
Replies:
126
Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
Views:
176,561
Posted By
madi
Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"
this must be a piss take
getting violent over a serious of 'yo mamma' type jokes is simply ridiculous
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Mar 2005, 10:53
Replies:
93
The CHIKA file.
Views:
5,014
Posted By
madi
Re: The CHIKA file.
he was rude and pointless
and didnt put up a good fight to back himself up
him 'my only opinion on anything is that you are all wrong and i am fabulous and clever and wonderful'
us 'you are a...
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Mar 2005, 16:10
Replies:
91
making babies
Views:
6,403
Posted By
madi
Re: making babies
thought it would make a change from the fish face
was fiddling with camera phone (not actually very easy to take picture of self, always seems to snap at the moment your eyes are crossed and your...
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Mar 2005, 15:51
Replies:
91
making babies
Views:
6,403
Posted By
madi
Re: making babies
what makes you think i want to pick someone from GD up?
was asking how many had made babies :(
(though i suppose the mention of being all hormones could imply i was hinting at needing a leg over...
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Mar 2005, 14:17
Replies:
91
making babies
Views:
6,403
Posted By
madi
Re: making babies
dont think i have ever used one
certainly wouldnt use 'i want a baby' should i ever decide to
(catching his eye and a gentle smile makes boys approach)
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Mar 2005, 13:52
Replies:
91
making babies
Views:
6,403
Posted By
madi
making babies
so how many of you lot have made new people?
met my new nephew last week (3 weeks old, very cute, huge nose lol)
and am now so full of hormones and ticking clocks that pretty much the only things...
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Mar 2005, 13:45
Replies:
38
Holidays.
Views:
2,748
Posted By
madi
Re: Holidays.
nope
too much said
and not eloquently enough to be stimulating
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Mar 2005, 13:08
Replies:
54
I met Stew
Views:
3,403
Posted By
madi
Re: I met Stew
yes
JJ and madi should 'hook up'.[/QUOTE]why?
and whats it got to do with 4 way girl action?[/QUOTE]
though not very much
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Mar 2005, 11:16
Replies:
45
No , Seriously , You must have that Bird Flu theyre all talking about
Views:
3,773
Posted By
madi
Re: No , Seriously , You must have that Bird Flu theyre all talking about
our cleaner is rather dim
she mentioned bird flu when i sneezed (due to an allergic reaction to the dust her vacuum cleaner gives off, which happens every week)
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Mar 2005, 11:09
Replies:
53
It’s a matter of ethics...
Views:
4,120
Posted By
madi
Re: It’s a matter of ethics...
am i expected to pull the trigger?
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Mar 2005, 11:04
Replies:
54
I met Stew
Views:
3,403
Posted By
madi
Re: I met Stew
why?
and whats it got to do with 4 way girl action?
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Mar 2005, 10:22
Replies:
22
I am unsure if I should be happy or sad...
Views:
2,055
Posted By
madi
Re: I am unsure if I should be happy or sad...
pass it around
there's a good boy
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Mar 2005, 15:43
Replies:
41
who has the worst reputation in GD ??
Views:
3,306
Posted By
madi
Re: who has the worst reputation in GD ??
i was going to be nice and give you some positive encouragement rep
but it says i have to spread it around before giving you some
i guess this means you said something very very stupid recently...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Mar 2005, 14:36
Replies:
97
Competition!
Views:
5,851
Posted By
madi
Re: Competition!
that is why i have lost interest
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Mar 2005, 13:32
Replies:
53
worse way to
Views:
4,278
Posted By
madi
Re: worse way to
reasonably sure you can only peel about 70% before the person dies
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Mar 2005, 13:25
Replies:
53
worse way to
Views:
4,278
Posted By
madi
Re: worse way to
i reckon the worst way to die would be being skinned alive
very slowly
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Mar 2005, 10:40
Replies:
52
Hitting women is great
Views:
4,038
Posted By
madi
Re: Hitting women is great
depends what you are hitting her for..
punch on the nose for telling you to make your own bloody cup of tea = bad
slapping her open handed across the cheek when she spit in your face mid...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Mar 2005, 10:28
Replies:
28
Poll:
GD Meet Second Poll.
Views:
2,419
Posted By
madi
Re: GD Meet Second Poll.
if only a few interesting people are available for one weekend and lots of not quite so interesting people are available for another
which would it be?
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Mar 2005, 10:12
Replies:
39
Intelligence.
Views:
2,886
Posted By
madi
Re: Intelligence.
i very much like that i am intelligent enough to know what i want to make me happy and how to go about getting it
unfortunatly i am also a bit lazy and somewhat scared of facing the world so as yet...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Mar 2005, 10:05
Replies:
31
snow!
Views:
3,795
Posted By
madi
Re: snow!
took me an hour and a half to get to work this morning
bloody cold wet miserable bloody snow
*grumble*
*moan*
*whinge*
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Mar 2005, 14:35
Replies:
69
Help me.
Views:
6,143
Posted By
madi
Re: Help me.
i am not quite sure why
but there is something about you that makes me want to stove your head in with a shovel
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Mar 2005, 13:43
Replies:
13
Hey, what's this? Another silly feature..
Views:
1,841
Posted By
madi
Re: Hey, what's this? Another silly feature..
that involves moving my hand from mouse to keyboard
tut
:-)
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Mar 2005, 13:24
Replies:
13
Hey, what's this? Another silly feature..
Views:
1,841
Posted By
madi
Re: Hey, what's this? Another silly feature..
i like the top or bottom option
saves the middle finger on my right hand a little work on large spreadsheets
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Feb 2005, 17:17
Replies:
4
Does anyone
Views:
1,453
Posted By
madi
Re: Does anyone
http://www.qwipster.net/quickchange.htm
i googled it
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Feb 2005, 12:47
Replies:
68
The good old days.
Views:
6,805
Posted By
madi
Re: The good old days.
material in those links is deemed unsuitable :-(
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Feb 2005, 10:41
Replies:
44
I'm worried
Views:
3,053
Posted By
madi
Re: I'm worried
have been hopping up and down the country on the motorway this week (visiting my new nephew)
i always stick to the 'make sure someone else is going faster than you' rule and dont tend to drive much...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Feb 2005, 16:54
Replies:
42
need a lawyer
Views:
4,833
Posted By
madi
Re: need a lawyer
its just a deed
could write it myself if i knew the words
doesnt need to be registered or anything, just witnessed
anyone know someone who has changed their name?
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Feb 2005, 15:53
Replies:
42
need a lawyer
Views:
4,833
Posted By
madi
Re: need a lawyer
i got married 8 years ago
have been seperated for 4 and a half
not go around to getting divorced yet
dont hate husband, dont really have much in common anymore though
enough?
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Feb 2005, 15:31
Replies:
42
need a lawyer
Views:
4,833
Posted By
madi
Re: need a lawyer
want to go back to my maiden name
want to apply to renew my passport in previous name
not yet divorced
=
need a change of name deed and would rather bung someone £20 here than pay £40 to a random...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Feb 2005, 15:24
Replies:
42
need a lawyer
Views:
4,833
Posted By
madi
need a lawyer or someone who has changed their name
want a name change deed
like tomorrow :-)
without spending £40
help
please
ta
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Feb 2005, 10:58
Replies:
22
How do you tell your mother....
Views:
2,090
Posted By
madi
Re: How do you tell your mother....
if it was me
i would be honest but gentle
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Feb 2005, 10:21
Replies:
61
Internet Grammar.
Views:
4,907
Posted By
madi
Re: Internet Grammar.
it makes me want to rip my own arm off and beat the typist to death
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Feb 2005, 16:24
Replies:
30
So.. very.. P/O'ed at the moment.
Views:
2,206
Posted By
madi
Re: So.. very.. P/O'ed at the moment.
whats the game?
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Feb 2005, 13:47
Replies:
37
Hurray, it's my birthday
Views:
3,513
Posted By
madi
Re: Hurray, it's my birthday
happy birthday
:-)
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Feb 2005, 11:01
Replies:
30
The Rep thing.
Views:
2,574
Posted By
madi
Re: The Rep thing.
just a thought
couldnt you go and give out random (positive for the sake of general niceness) rep in the RP forum to spread yourself out?
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Feb 2005, 14:38
Replies:
93
ITT we talk about our nicknames
Views:
7,802
Posted By
madi
Re: ITT we talk about our nicknames
my mother gave me mine when i was born
but you know that anyway
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Feb 2005, 10:38
Replies:
30
The Rep thing.
Views:
2,574
Posted By
madi
Re: The Rep thing.
i found i needed to be a bit more active in the distribution of my approval/disproval everyday
just be more free with your opinion on what people post
you dont need to just go and dish out a load...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Feb 2005, 10:02
Replies:
158
Poll:
GD Meet.
Views:
8,960
Posted By
madi
Re: GD Meet.
there is a chance i will be too scared to go anywhere you lot might be
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Feb 2005, 17:09
Replies:
52
If you could be doing just anything right now, what would you do?
Views:
3,792
Posted By
madi
Re: If you could be doing just anything right now, what would you do?
thats do able
let us know how it goes
right now i would like to be climbing a mount kilimanjaro
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Feb 2005, 13:45
Replies:
144
GD meet
Views:
8,999
Posted By
madi
Re: GD meet
*note to self*
pack cattle prod
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Feb 2005, 13:37
Replies:
18
Neg
Views:
2,289
Posted By
madi
Re: Neg
isnt this more like a one legged man entering a heptathalon with a sign on his back saying 'please kick me, or if you cant reach throw rotten fruit’
then when coming oh so very last saying 'it was...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Feb 2005, 12:32
Replies:
18
Neg
Views:
2,289
Posted By
madi
Re: Neg
hmmm
does there reach a point in ones own crapness when there is nothing for it but to wallow in the shit?
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Feb 2005, 12:30
Replies:
20
Girl with X-Ray Eyes
Views:
2,064
Posted By
madi
Re: Girl with X-Ray Eyes
i reckon she works a bit like a fortune teller or psychic
in that she picks up on signals from the people who are infront of her
as it only really works when she talks at them about everything that...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Feb 2005, 10:43
Replies:
14
My pussy opened up
Views:
2,894
Posted By
madi
Re: My pussy opened up
she would have been shagging any and all tom cats that came her way
they will be most amusing to watch get bigger over the next 6 or 7 weeks but be aware they will piss on the floor a lot
should...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Feb 2005, 17:09
Replies:
18
Hi Everyone
Views:
2,823
Posted By
madi
Re: Hi Everyone
i dont know who you are
but am supposed to be trying to be friendly
so
hello
m
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Feb 2005, 17:01
Replies:
32
Charles to marry Camilla...
Views:
4,003
Posted By
madi
Re: Charles to marry Camilla...
i dont really give a toss tbh
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Feb 2005, 17:22
Replies:
36
men are like buses
Views:
3,529
Posted By
madi
men are like buses
can you all somehow sense when a girl has just started seeing someone new?
met someone a little while ago and everything is good
got chatting to a very dishy surgeon this afternoon
does it...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Feb 2005, 16:49
Replies:
31
I need to know my legal position on something
Views:
2,469
Posted By
madi
Re: I need to know my legal position on something
and really off milk
and cooking oil
and any other stinky thing you can think off
and buckets down the garden?
i would suggest buckets of water down the toilet and spare your legs
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Feb 2005, 17:36
Replies:
5
I was bored [Animation]
Views:
1,656
Posted By
madi
Re: I was bored [Animation]
i looked
i found
i am going to have nightmares tonight
:eek:
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Feb 2005, 16:23
Replies:
15
Nation-State
Views:
2,345
Posted By
madi
Re: Nation-State
my dad is bigger than your dad
my team is better than your team
my town is better than your town
my country is better than your country
people like to belong
i think maybe it helps give them...
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Feb 2005, 16:03
Replies:
38
Cheque bouncing?
Views:
2,771
Posted By
madi
Re: Cheque bouncing?
i believe that the bank can charge you for writing a cheque without having the funds
£60 sounds a bit of a large amount though i would think £20 would be more likely
how many cheques did you...
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Feb 2005, 14:14
Replies:
39
Donnie Darko
Views:
2,509
Posted By
madi
Re: Donnie Darko
i havent seen it
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Feb 2005, 12:47
Replies:
223
Post the comments people have made on your reputation
Views:
13,890
Posted By
madi
Re: Post the comments people have made on your reputation
if you believe him
give him some positive rep type loving :-)
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Feb 2005, 12:45
Replies:
82
Poll:
Viewable Rep?
Views:
8,084
Posted By
madi
Re: Viewable Rep?
i kind of think no
somethings it is just best not to know
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Feb 2005, 12:43
Replies:
18
MBTI personality wotsit
Views:
2,194
Posted By
madi
Re: MBTI personality wotsit
yes
that is me
sometime last year
pretending to be a goldfish
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Feb 2005, 12:40
Replies:
223
Post the comments people have made on your reputation
Views:
13,890
Posted By
madi
Re: Post the comments people have made on your reputation
expressing the same sentiment got me positive too, though by someone else
wonder if the trueness of his titness is some sort of universal positive
perhaps everyone should try it
though...
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Feb 2005, 16:40
Replies:
18
MBTI personality wotsit
Views:
2,194
Posted By
madi
Re: MBTI personality wotsit
i did a big test
cant find a free version as complete as the one i did and assumed no one would want to pay
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Feb 2005, 16:39
Replies:
59
:((((((
Views:
3,575
Posted By
madi
Re: :((((((
i am slightly disturbed at what i can only describe as my own twistedness for thinking he sounded interesting and wondering if he is dishy
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Feb 2005, 16:32
Replies:
223
Post the comments people have made on your reputation
Views:
13,890
Posted By
madi
Re: Post the comments people have made on your reputation
just a tit
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Feb 2005, 16:31
Replies:
18
MBTI personality wotsit
Views:
2,194
Posted By
madi
MBTI personality wotsit
http://www.personalitypage.com/INTJ.html
this is me
apparently on 0.8% of women are as evil as it would appear i am
wondering what the percentages would be like in a rather skewed group of...
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Feb 2005, 09:53
Replies:
83
Long hair or Short hair?
Views:
4,100
Posted By
madi
Re: Long hair or Short hair?
i have long (reaches bottom of my shoulder blades) dark curly hair
sometimes i straighten it
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Feb 2005, 16:22
Replies:
71
Trainers.
Views:
3,286
Posted By
madi
Re: Trainers.
http://www.yoox.com/searchResult.asp?mm=&gender=U&UA=1&loopmark=1&nuovaR=0&promo=0&collection_id=0&collection_collection_id=0&areaid=7&tskay=B84CE7A2&toll=AI04&c=art_107&m=&tg=&smart=&ordinaprezzo=UA...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Feb 2005, 15:41
Replies:
71
Trainers.
Views:
3,286
Posted By
madi
Re: Trainers.
i am such a girl
even though i know the picture is quite silly i am all smiles and giggles :-)
xxx
(p.s. wouldnt work for all of you others btw, its just because he is special and makes my...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Feb 2005, 15:08
Replies:
71
Trainers.
Views:
3,286
Posted By
madi
Re: Trainers.
are you looking for comfortable recreational footwear or are you taking up some sort of sporting activity
i half read the thread but could find no mention of the intended purpose
doesnt sound...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Feb 2005, 11:15
Replies:
36
Frothing milk
Views:
2,159
Posted By
madi
Re: Frothing milk
buy a decent coffee machine
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Feb 2005, 11:09
Replies:
26
Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
Views:
2,407
Posted By
madi
Re: Qazok's Guide to Women and Understanding, made easy!
weird as in not funny ?
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Jan 2005, 10:22
Replies:
45
Oh my God, not another one...
Views:
3,505
Posted By
madi
Re: Oh my God, not another one...
congratulations old boy :-)
she looks beautiful
*biological clock clunks with gut wrenching jealousy*
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Jan 2005, 10:17
Replies:
74
Weight Loss
Views:
5,067
Posted By
madi
Re: Weight Loss
Eat less and move more
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Jan 2005, 11:05
Replies:
25
Anatomy for beginners
Views:
2,425
Posted By
madi
Re: Anatomy for beginners
the naked man they got to draw on had a little willy
nice arse though
the peeled body was kind of gross
it reminded me so much of bits of meat i might cook with and i had really strange dreams...
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jan 2005, 11:25
Replies:
90
Shaving The Rough
Views:
7,435
Posted By
madi
Re: Shaving The Rough
a bit of trimming is good on boys
makes everything more accessable
(also makes your bits look bigger btw)
wouldnt want a boy with stubbly shaved bits though :(
its the girls job to be all smooth...
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jan 2005, 10:02
Replies:
68
Women
Views:
5,720
Posted By
madi
Re: Women
rachel weisz
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Jan 2005, 09:52
Replies:
46
Manson's List
Views:
3,241
Posted By
madi
Re: Manson's List
i guess that you could say i am a geeky bisexual deviant
and i am probably a bit weird too
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Jan 2005, 10:19
Replies:
28
No Man Should Have to Laugh This Hard
Views:
4,036
Posted By
madi
Re: No Man Should Have to Laugh This Hard
the first one doesnt work
:-(
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jan 2005, 17:22
Replies:
124
I just knew it
Views:
7,789
Posted By
madi
Re: I just knew it
meet her
what you got to loose?
Forum:
Programming and Discussion
16 Jan 2005, 20:33
Replies:
13
something is kooky with my internet explorer
Views:
3,463
Posted By
madi
something is kooky with my internet explorer
keeps setting my homepage back to http://0ml.net/cat what ever i do
McAfee doesnt seem to be doing anything about it :-(
what is it and what do i do?
xx
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jan 2005, 16:03
Replies:
32
What level of social disaster is this?
Views:
3,125
Posted By
madi
Re: What level of social disaster is this?
'sorry about that bloke pissing in your house.
dont know who he is or i would be sending him around to clean all the carpets.
and they guys i do know dont remember it happening, what a bunch of...
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jan 2005, 10:14
Replies:
51
just how black?
Views:
4,541
Posted By
madi
Re: just how black?
youch
yours is much worse, can they not burn out the nerves or something so it doesnt hurt?
(i just have a blob of ink like patch that only hurts if i poke it hard about the size of a 5p on my...
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jan 2005, 14:07
Replies:
13
Proof Women Want To Be Men
Views:
1,919
Posted By
madi
Re: Proof Women Want To Be Men
hmm
i dislike sitting on public toilets
wouldnt piddle against a wall though
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jan 2005, 15:35
Replies:
51
just how black?
Views:
4,541
Posted By
madi
Re: just how black?
it hurts a bit if i poke it hard but looks perfectly normal apart from the odd blob of ink colouring
dont fancy having no toe nail for 6 months
hope it doesnt fall off thats a rather scary thought
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jan 2005, 15:29
Replies:
51
just how black?
Views:
4,541
Posted By
madi
just how black?
i dropped a breadboard on my big toe and the nail is 1/4 purple
am i going to die?
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jan 2005, 12:23
Replies:
44
[work :( ]So you recall that 'my work is ringing me thread' ?
Views:
3,197
Posted By
madi
Re: [work :( ]So you recall that 'my work is ringing me thread' ?
If you had gone through all proper channels to book the time off then you should simply state that fact and not waffle on about 'i was out of hte country, 24/7 on call, contracts' etc
then hand in...
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jan 2005, 15:10
Replies:
72
It's been a year ...
Views:
5,447
Posted By
madi
Re: It's been a year ...
so, anyone know if he survive the drug fuelled experimentation with sodomy?
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Dec 2004, 14:58
Replies:
30
off for christmas thread
Views:
2,245
Posted By
madi
off for christmas thread
as we dont seem to have one (ok, i didnt look very far) i thought i would start
just wanted to say merry christmas, happy new year and all that festive crap
back on the 6th of january...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Dec 2004, 15:23
Replies:
19
MSN Messenger 7.0 Beta
Views:
3,178
Posted By
madi
Re: MSN Messenger 7.0 Beta
i would like to be able to leave messages for people who are offline
like the little yahoo one does
not that i use it much
(only have about 6 people on my MSN list now)
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Dec 2004, 11:50
Replies:
31
My Xmas prezzie!
Views:
2,754
Posted By
madi
Re: My Xmas prezzie!
i am a little obsessive compulsive apparently
but i dont find it limiting
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Dec 2004, 10:18
Replies:
141
So whats your "thing"
Views:
10,964
Posted By
madi
Re: So whats your "thing"
picking girls who are emotionally unstable so that they need you is not a good basis for a long term relationship
sooner or later they will feel better and wonder what the hell they are doing with a...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Dec 2004, 12:48
Replies:
17
which one of you was it?
Views:
2,397
Posted By
madi
Re: which one of you was it?
not quite sure how you came to that conclusion
so you the perv then?
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Dec 2004, 11:54
Replies:
17
which one of you was it?
Views:
2,397
Posted By
madi
which one of you was it?
there is a flasher about showing his bits off to women walking from our offices to the car park
were you in leeds at 4.45 last night, wearing a hooded jacket and wiggling your willy to passing...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Dec 2004, 13:54
Replies:
32
I got a f*cking ticket today...
Views:
4,010
Posted By
madi
Re: I got a f*cking ticket today...
dont drive over the speed limit and you wont get a speeding ticket
its quite simple really
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Dec 2004, 13:05
Replies:
141
So whats your "thing"
Views:
10,964
Posted By
madi
Re: So whats your "thing"
how big are your hands?
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Dec 2004, 16:49
Replies:
85
last night
Views:
5,617
Posted By
madi
Re: last night
actually that is a big pile of crap
but i care not what you think
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Dec 2004, 16:45
Replies:
85
last night
Views:
5,617
Posted By
madi
Re: last night
a symptom of me giving up
not a cause
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Dec 2004, 13:48
Replies:
11
I'm just curious
Views:
2,686
Posted By
madi
Re: I'm just curious
that was my thought too
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Dec 2004, 12:11
Replies:
85
last night
Views:
5,617
Posted By
madi
Re: last night
its not the only thing
he has made me very sad for quite a long time
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Dec 2004, 11:07
Replies:
85
last night
Views:
5,617
Posted By
madi
last night
i broke up with my boyfriend last night
a text message saying that he wouldnt be with me this christmas arrived on sunday making this two christmas's and two birthdays on my own
so i quit
...
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Dec 2004, 17:16
Replies:
22
lovely weather ain't it?
Views:
2,467
Posted By
madi
Re: lovely weather ain't it?
thats about what i got
but its dark now (winter sucks, go to work in the dark and go home in the dark)
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Dec 2004, 15:52
Replies:
41
Stuff to take with me.
Views:
5,281
Posted By
madi
Re: Stuff to take with me.
my little brother is in iraq
he mostly wants porn and smokes sent to him
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Dec 2004, 10:22
Replies:
73
Poll:
Gothandsilver's first poll!
Views:
4,675
Posted By
madi
Re: Gothandsilver's first poll!
new here doesnt mean new to the internet
if this was the first place you encountered online you would throw your computer out of the window and run away screaming
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Dec 2004, 09:59
Replies:
75
'Another Newb appearing to curse the lives of the sage and posted
Views:
4,636
Posted By
madi
Re: 'Another Newb appearing to curse the lives of the sage and posted
has she gone again?
new people dont seem to stay very long (there was a stalker girl a couple of weeks ago that found us disapointing)
do we get real new people here?
i thought it was entirely...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Dec 2004, 11:48
Replies:
44
Political Correctness
Views:
2,080
Posted By
madi
Re: Political Correctness
isnt it just as racist now?
still defining the sheep by its colour after all
shouldnt it be 'bah bah bah sheep' to avoid all referrence to anything that might be considered defining it by...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Dec 2004, 11:46
Replies:
20
slightly sociopathic
Views:
2,033
Posted By
madi
slightly sociopathic
apparently one bit of research into the effects of smoking dope came up with the conclusion that it can make people who are prone to mental illness get more bonkers quicker (more you smoke the madder...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Dec 2004, 15:34
Replies:
42
it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Views:
7,512
Posted By
madi
Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
i do
having a bit of a crush on a student (oh my god its a sickness i tell you, i shall be damned to hell) does not mean i am going to rip my knickers off and jump on the poor boy
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Dec 2004, 15:29
Replies:
11
Poll:
Silversmoke "Cuteness"
Views:
2,337
Posted By
madi
Re: Silversmoke "Cuteness"
i thought you were going to want us to vote if we thought him shagable
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Dec 2004, 15:28
Replies:
20
'lol'
Views:
1,848
Posted By
madi
Re: 'lol'
i thought he meant the one i owned up to in the other thread
there is only one (currently that is, it might be a sickness that is going to get worse and i will have to be locked up and kept away...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Dec 2004, 14:11
Replies:
33
The Unwritten Rule
Views:
4,251
Posted By
madi
Re: The Unwritten Rule
if i want to know something more i ask questions
at a uni lecture being given by a fellow student in order for him/her to pass a section of the course
i doubt very much i would be interested...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Dec 2004, 14:08
Replies:
21
I just ate...
Views:
2,461
Posted By
madi
Re: I just ate...
dont eat them
they are very horrible and made entirely of plastic
i am nibbling on a gingerbread christmas tree biscuit :)
i bought several for the guys in the offices up and down the corridor...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Dec 2004, 14:05
Replies:
20
'lol'
Views:
1,848
Posted By
madi
Re: 'lol'
nah (and i am not texting him in case he thinks i have a crush on him)
i find it tends to be the girls that get it wrong
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Dec 2004, 11:15
Replies:
41
Anyone been in relatonship with you beeing the young one?
Views:
4,597
Posted By
madi
Re: Anyone been in relatonship with you beeing the young one?
when i was 17 i was living with my 34 year old boyfriend
it didnt work out
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Dec 2004, 10:49
Replies:
42
it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
Views:
7,512
Posted By
madi
it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman
its true.
i have a crush on a student ?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!?
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Nov 2004, 10:44
Replies:
12
bit of a strange one this but
Views:
1,988
Posted By
madi
Re: bit of a strange one this but
and Max says thanks for helping him understand why his arm is still lumpy after the cast has come off
(he is the son of a friend of mine)
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Nov 2004, 10:42
Replies:
12
bit of a strange one this but
Views:
1,988
Posted By
madi
Re: bit of a strange one this but
would you mind explaining why you think i take drugs?
ta
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Nov 2004, 16:24
Replies:
29
I need to change my underwear.
Views:
3,105
Posted By
madi
Re: I need to change my underwear.
can you pass with only 62%?
i would have though you need more than a 62% understanding of something for it to be concidered you know it
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Nov 2004, 16:21
Replies:
20
'lol'
Views:
1,848
Posted By
madi
'lol'
i just found out that it is reasonably widely understood to mean 'lots of love' by people who dont know what it means
people i know have assumed i am very affectionate
am i the only person who...
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Nov 2004, 15:09
Replies:
12
bit of a strange one this but
Views:
1,988
Posted By
madi
Re: bit of a strange one this but
perfect
thank you very much
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Nov 2004, 13:24
Replies:
12
bit of a strange one this but
Views:
1,988
Posted By
madi
bit of a strange one this but
i need a picture of a healed bone fracture so that i can show a young boy who had a broken arm why there is a bump where the break was
i wish to illustrate how ther bone grows over a bit where the...
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Nov 2004, 11:04
Replies:
122
is thinking about children sexually wrong?
Views:
6,399
Posted By
madi
Re: is thinking about children sexually wrong?
demand and supply
tut
---
thoughts or fantasy?
some of the stuff that runs though my head when in the shower with it switched to pulse i would never actually do (though i have to say at...
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Nov 2004, 12:58
Replies:
16
'vip' ????
Views:
1,830
Posted By
madi
Re: 'vip' ????
yes
a bit like walking through a shockwaves advert
but the music was ok and the drinks were free :)
nope
i am in love and therefor faithful
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Nov 2004, 15:59
Replies:
20
is it art?
Views:
2,909
Posted By
madi
Re: is it art?
he made it in 1980
its crap
not as crap as Ms Ermins filthy bed but crap nonetheless
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Nov 2004, 14:43
Replies:
16
'vip' ????
Views:
1,830
Posted By
madi
'vip' ????
went to the VIP opening of a new babycream night club in leeds last night (house mate works for diageo so we were on the guest list)
the only recognisable person in there was a hollyoak boy (the...
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Nov 2004, 13:49
Replies:
96
This happened at work today.
Views:
5,739
Posted By
madi
Re: This happened at work today.
i am 5 foot 8 inches tall and weigh about 9 stone 4 pounds
you could make two of me out of Demon Dave
there is a man in an office down the corridor that would be the same hight lying down as he...
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Nov 2004, 15:25
Replies:
22
can't wake up
Views:
1,767
Posted By
madi
Re: can't wake up
i am drinking lots of tea and coffee
still feel tired but am peeing a lot which i suppose is keeping me awake
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Nov 2004, 14:30
Replies:
148
Picture of my forthcoming 'date'
Views:
6,954
Posted By
madi
Re: Picture of my forthcoming 'date'
i have to ask
how old are you both?
kissing at bus stops and text message dating?
(or am i just dull and old and out of date with todays youth)
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Nov 2004, 10:23
Replies:
26
I went to the town yesterday..
Views:
3,063
Posted By
madi
Re: I went to the town yesterday..
what is the ' infront of the word smart for?
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Nov 2004, 10:16
Replies:
95
screwed beyond belief
Views:
5,461
Posted By
madi
Re: screwed beyond belief
if she got to a full term pregnancy with out noticing then she is both fat and dumb
if this is the first time you have had contact since you got back she is slutty for bonking visiting ski...
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Nov 2004, 17:03
Replies:
23
i have come up with a new idea for a reality TV show
Views:
1,928
Posted By
madi
Re: i have come up with a new idea for a reality TV show
the girls would probably end up having sex with each other
and not let the geeks watch
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Nov 2004, 10:32
Replies:
49
The Love Thread
Views:
3,641
Posted By
madi
Re: The Love Thread
i love the chocolate suffle pudding served at The Fish Works restaurant in Bath
truely orgasmic
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Nov 2004, 13:32
Replies:
96
This happened at work today.
Views:
5,739
Posted By
madi
Re: This happened at work today.
i reckon
she kind of fancies you but thinks you are too chubby
and is hoping you will take the hint and start exercising
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Nov 2004, 15:20
Replies:
59
A Jamaican driving in his new BMW
Views:
4,072
Posted By
madi
Re: A Jamaican driving in his new BMW
perhaps you are not worth remembering
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