User Name
Password

Go Back   Planetarion Forums > Search Forums

Showing results 1 to 205 of 205
Search took 0.01 seconds.
Search: Posts Made By: *donkie*
Forum: Alliance Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 15:31
Replies: 46
Views: 6,289
Posted By *donkie*
Re: []LCH[] announcment.

Hello Ace, Nitros and anyone else I recognise from this post (or more significantly, those who recognise me?). It has been a long time since PA has fallen from my interest, but I will never forget...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2005, 01:33
Replies: 9
Views: 2,801
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Justice is served

I went to school with those 4, and I was walking the streets not half a mile away from the incident when it happened. Luckily I had a lift home waiting for me at the end of the street. Funnily...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2005, 13:25
Replies: 13
Views: 2,147
Posted By *donkie*
Re: State of the tory party

Having as little political ideology as possible kept the conservatives on-and-off in power from their birth from the Anglican Tory faction till The Whore of Babylon turned up.

I don't...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2005, 13:14
Replies: 13
Views: 2,147
Posted By *donkie*
Re: State of the tory party

I work in a BP petrol station, and one of the reguarl customers is a local Tory party councillor. We're in a fairly Labour dominated area (Wigan, hah), but after only spending ten minutes...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2005, 09:06
Replies: 64
Views: 5,762
Posted By *donkie*
Re: what sports do you do?

Cycling and Canoeing. I can do them both alone and in groups, and thought the equip isn't too cheap, it's well worth it.


Nothing like a moonlight river tour.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2005, 09:05
Replies: 29
Views: 2,654
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Philosophy.

I'd start with "The Problems Of Philosophy" by Bertrand Russell.

It's short, to the point, and is probably the best introduction to the subject I've ever read.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2005, 16:00
Replies: 90
Views: 6,034
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Newsflash : Arrogant car drivers found to be "complete faggots", survey says

This rant expresses everything I'm thinking right now. Add in some fury about assholes in petrol stations and you've got my mindset.

<3
Forum: Alliance Discussions 5 Aug 2005, 12:58
Replies: 136
Views: 13,211
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Funny PA sayings

Pulling a donkie:


being on DC duty, feeling a bit nippy so runs upstairs to fetch a blanket to keep him warm, coming down the stairs, tripping on the blanket, falling, breaking his ankle and...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2005, 17:18
Replies: 140
Views: 12,539
Posted By *donkie*
Re: London today

I heard the blokes who pumped the bullets into Jean Charles de Menezes got kicked off the British Police Snooker team.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2005, 22:32
Replies: 70
Views: 4,671
Posted By *donkie*
Re: I just ordered 6 posters for in my new house

Framing movie posters and putting them on the walls.

How very "Pizza Hut".
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2005, 20:58
Replies: 39
Views: 2,958
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Remember the story about my neighbour?

On a more serious note, it's that kind of people who makes me dissapointed with the human race, so I'd get them for everything you can.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2005, 20:57
Replies: 39
Views: 2,958
Posted By *donkie*
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 03:13
Replies: 40
Views: 2,689
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Where have all the flowers gone

The strict sense is if I can imagine the contrary to be true. I can't imagine someone who is immortal to die, whereas I can imagine a cab to be inexpensive. I can also imagine plenty of tall men from...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2005, 17:39
Replies: 31
Views: 3,779
Posted By *donkie*
Re: So i really need to get a job

Get a part time job.


Duh.
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2005, 17:53
Replies: 58
Views: 5,325
Posted By *donkie*
Re: German Sex

The Vorsprung Durch Teknik joke is on the closing credits of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Baralls - though it could be the uncut version only.

Just thought I'd throw that in there.


And yes, I...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2005, 17:13
Replies: 10
Views: 2,448
Posted By *donkie*
Re: I heard something on the radio 4 this morning

If you can remember what time it was on Radio 4 (to within the half hour), just use the BBC website to find out what was on and re-listen to it on the BBC Radio Player.

There's your answer.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2005, 20:15
Replies: 29
Views: 3,764
Posted By *donkie*
Re: If you ever wanted to know what a chav funeral would look like

I say we dig his coffin up, fix it up to a chav mobile and take it to some kind of box-car racing event. Push him down a hill and this time we'll be able to video tape his spectatularily stupid...
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2005, 17:46
Replies: 107
Views: 7,932
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Next Gen Consoles

I think Androme was refering to the hardware. Nintendo were the only company to manage to squeeze profit out of selling gamecubes, whereas Microsoft and Sony had to take losses and make up on the...
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2005, 16:58
Replies: 7
Views: 2,019
Posted By *donkie*
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2005, 16:53
Replies: 107
Views: 7,932
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Next Gen Consoles

There's no hard disk on the current iteration of the revolution, but that dosn't mark it off forever. There are memory sticks available for the current mod they have.

(watched the press-release on...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2005, 22:35
Replies: 107
Views: 7,932
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Next Gen Consoles

Smooth. Using Revoltions online capability you can download nearly every pre-gamecube game ever produced for a nintendo console. That, I am going to like. All those games I missed are mine, finally!...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2005, 19:00
Replies: 107
Views: 7,932
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Next Gen Consoles

But the ps3 controller looks hideous.

*shudders*

And I always get bored of tech-specs. I can have the best pc in the world but still have crap games and that's no use. I need games, games!
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2005, 19:12
Replies: 18
Views: 2,469
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Political Parties

The Queen gets two birthdays. One when she was born, and another in a more sunny time of the year so we don't get wet when we rush to London to see her ride past in a chariot OF PURE GOLD.
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2005, 18:55
Replies: 64
Views: 9,910
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Should Blair step down?

Lets not forget that the voting system screws the Liberal Democrats over at every single oppertunity, though the number of local councillers for the Lib Dems has been rising since the eighties. Yes,...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Apr 2005, 17:29
Replies: 46
Views: 3,214
Posted By *donkie*
Re: 100 Greatest [insert something]

I know, shocking isn't it? :(
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2005, 11:00
Replies: 30
Views: 2,794
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Yahwe Explains .... Money

I think he's pointing out that the money only has the value we attribute to it, whereas other things have an actual intrisic worth; they can be used for something other than trading. In effect, we...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2005, 15:01
Replies: 45
Views: 6,793
Posted By *donkie*
Re: You Know What , Its RANT TIME!

So true it's depressing.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2005, 17:16
Replies: 30
Views: 3,257
Posted By *donkie*
Re: I am pissed off.

At least they're not likely to stab and twist, stopping the wound from healing.

And MM, our thoughts are with you. Until something good comes on TV/intarweb.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2005, 21:22
Replies: 209
Views: 8,997
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The new underclass in Britain

What in the name of greek buggery are you advocating here? That she should have her children removed? What about the rising number of divorcees who have the children but still have a low income? The...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2005, 21:14
Replies: 209
Views: 8,997
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The new underclass in Britain

And yet one of the only countries in the western world not to have a pensions crisis, as far as I last heard.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2005, 21:05
Replies: 209
Views: 8,997
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The new underclass in Britain

It's not a case of "i'm starving and I want money". It's a case of "I am a single mother raising two children on low income and I pay 60% of my income in tax leaving me with pittance. Yet, someone...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2005, 20:45
Replies: 209
Views: 8,997
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The new underclass in Britain

Shoulnd't it be less about how many £, but more of a case of how much respectively?

Those on low income still pay more of their cash respectively than those with higher income.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2005, 18:02
Replies: 209
Views: 8,997
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The new underclass in Britain

Yes, let's leave them in their lives filled with squalor, want, idleness, ignorance and disease :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2005, 16:28
Replies: 64
Views: 5,684
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Who Will Die First? - Thatcher Triumphant.

Thatcher's had a few strokes, and she's gone a bit dotty. So much as we'd like to imagine her as the great undestroyable lizard queen from hell, her days are numbered.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2005, 19:16
Replies: 45
Views: 3,005
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The next pope...

FAN CLUB MERCHANDISE! - T-Shirts & Hats! Lend a voice to the REAL faithful with our fan club t-shirts, bearing Ratzinger quotes selected by popular vote from the fan club's inner sanctum! The...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2005, 22:16
Replies: 45
Views: 3,005
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The next pope...

I read that today. I wasn't impressed.

The next Pope will be... exactly the same as the last one (except for the obvious).
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2005, 22:13
Replies: 63
Views: 3,771
Posted By *donkie*
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2005, 21:51
Replies: 64
Views: 5,684
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Who Will Die First? - Thatcher Triumphant.

Thatcher, Thatcher the milk snatcher!
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2005, 14:15
Replies: 110
Views: 6,853
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Sweepstakes on the pope

Some Italian tabloid says he's already dead and they're lying to us. Someone call Dan Brown so he can make another badly written, poorly-characterised book about it.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2005, 12:27
Replies: 110
Views: 6,853
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Sweepstakes on the pope

This is what I don't understand. I don't see why people cry about these things. When Diana died, everyone cried but I didn't know why. I was left thinking "Did you know her personally? DId she know...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2005, 11:14
Replies: 110
Views: 6,853
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Sweepstakes on the pope

Update: He's losing conciousness!


Your piety won't save you now, old man!!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2005, 19:22
Replies: 165
Views: 9,745
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Theresa Schiavo

Ding dong, the bitch is dead.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2005, 19:06
Replies: 110
Views: 6,853
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Sweepstakes on the pope

I predict some time between 11:00 and 14:00 on April 3rd
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2005, 22:25
Replies: 34
Views: 2,916
Posted By *donkie*
Re: NASA answers age old question

So it wont be making it to clownshoe corner then. Never mind, eh?

p.s., the cat was funny, but somewhat distressing.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2005, 15:23
Replies: 34
Views: 2,916
Posted By *donkie*
Re: NASA answers age old question

Dace was right. I saw it on How2 when I was 11.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2005, 12:24
Replies: 39
Views: 2,523
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The new Doctor Who

No, it was always in the blue police box. The tardis :D.

On a lighter [and still connected] note, have any of you heard Bill Bailey's 60's Belgian Jazz rendition of the Doctor Who theme tune? It...
Forum: Alliance Recruitment 28 Mar 2005, 11:37
Replies: 17
Views: 4,449
Posted By *donkie*
Re: []LCH[] Recruitment for round 13

I can't speak as a LCH representative [just a member from round 4 till 12 ^_^], but LCH has always had an open recruitment programme. There are very good players in there, but there is always space...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2005, 22:32
Replies: 65
Views: 4,328
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Sony PSP

You can also send messages and pictures to people around you.

I can't wait to send crudley drawn pictures of genitals to strangers on public transport.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2005, 21:04
Replies: 68
Views: 5,094
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Retro Games You Want Remakes Off

Today, it was the 18th birthday of one of my nearest and dearest.

So we bought her a mega drive and Sonic 1/2/3/(+Knuckles), The Lion King, Batman Returns, Castle Of Illusion, World Of Illusion,...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2005, 20:49
Replies: 24
Views: 2,719
Posted By *donkie*
Re: In this thread you will tell me the advantages of being arrogant.

Arrogance is a good way of coercing the deferential to do what you say. Aka, 1950s UK 1/3 of working class voters went with the Tories because they were "better".

It's also a great way of getting...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2005, 20:46
Replies: 65
Views: 4,328
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Sony PSP

If it's numbers of games we're talking, I was always dissapointed by the PlayStation. The N64/traditional Nintendo numbers were screaming with good games, and I'm not denying that the playstation...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2005, 18:38
Replies: 65
Views: 4,328
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Sony PSP

No, it was a PS with a DVD player that could stand up.

I've played DS and PSP. Go for the DS. The PSP might look better, but it dosn't compare game wise. I got myself a DS and I havn't put it...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2005, 18:06
Replies: 49
Views: 4,149
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Kick the Guy!

7069.42

and a maximum height of 306m
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2005, 19:56
Replies: 34
Views: 3,370
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The two word you don't want to hear at the dentist are...

My <a href="http://www.pamcoates.com/dental-practice.html">denitst</a> is a very nice lady. She freezes the area of the mouth she's going to jab the needle in before hand, so I don't feel any of...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2005, 23:51
Replies: 53
Views: 4,236
Posted By *donkie*
Re: worse way to

My boyfriend has that strange skin thing where it means that your new skin grows faster than the old skin dies unless you take medication/etc. Basically, last year, he spent 3 weeks in hospital...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 13:19
Replies: 30
Views: 3,501
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote

Homer: Implied.. or implode?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2005, 14:14
Replies: 93
Views: 7,692
Posted By *donkie*
Re: ITT we talk about our nicknames

Long, complcated story. I was in Sex Education one day, and the teacher was talking about semen. Jon, the class clown decided that, because "semen" sounded like "simon", he'd call me "semen". This...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 22:19
Replies: 12
Views: 1,922
Posted By *donkie*
You know you want one

T-Shirts (http://www.smilingyak.com/jesus_t-shirts.htm)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2005, 11:49
Replies: 18
Views: 1,793
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Junk mail (snail mail, not email)

Mail preferencing system?

B sounds good, in addition to what djbass said.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2005, 23:05
Replies: 48
Views: 3,227
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Phrases that make you want to cave someones skull in with a claw hammer

"convert it into a gite or a flat to rent out during the summer"
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2005, 11:55
Replies: 95
Views: 11,088
Posted By *donkie*
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2005, 11:23
Replies: 95
Views: 11,088
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

I just took a break from the forums to shift a spider from my bath.I tried to catch it with a pint glass - but its' legs didn't fit in. And yes, I live in England.

On another note,...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 6 Jan 2005, 19:30
Replies: 102
Views: 21,233
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Top 3 Alliance Names and Logos :)

The "LCH Inside" logo was pretty too. I wanted that on a black t-shirt. ¬_¬. Infact, if Ace or Nitros could pick it out, I might get some t-shirt paper... :D
Forum: Alliance Discussions 6 Jan 2005, 18:59
Replies: 102
Views: 21,233
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Top 3 Alliance Names and Logos :)

Actually, sorry to dash the hopes, but in the begining of round 6 when LEECH changed its name to a shortened LCH it wasn't to stand for Let's Change History. Instead, one day near the end of round 7...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 8 Nov 2004, 21:22
Replies: 46
Views: 3,542
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The Weakest Link

And the weakest link starts with nine players, but hey, whatever.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2004, 12:33
Replies: 202
Views: 11,185
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Gay Marriage

You're all talking shit now.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2004, 00:48
Replies: 202
Views: 11,185
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Gay Marriage

I see your point, and I think religion is equally stupid - the difference is that the Bible is open to interpretation, and there is enough written in it that equates to being accepting, especially in...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2004, 00:36
Replies: 202
Views: 11,185
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Gay Marriage

So you're saying its wrong for someone to believe in the Christian God, following the Bible(which itself is massively contradictory and open to interpretation), and be in a stable, loving homosexual...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2004, 00:19
Replies: 202
Views: 11,185
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Gay Marriage

Phwoar.
I love you.
Can we get married?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Oct 2004, 21:18
Replies: 10
Views: 2,410
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Work related advice needed.

After four weeks of employment, you should have been given a written statement of employment, as it is legally required. Because they have not done such, it may amount to Constructive Dismissal....
Forum: General Discussions 6 Oct 2004, 20:14
Replies: 28
Views: 2,901
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Coke C2

Until they realised that they're machienery was faulty, thus leaving their beautiful product with illegal levels of chemicals in it.

I refuse to buy bottled water. The stupidity is that people at...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Oct 2004, 19:51
Replies: 16
Views: 2,135
Posted By *donkie*
Re: made me smile

It was alright. Incidentally, there's a few important JJB people who live near me. One of them who lived about 6 doors down commited suicide. Oh, and the main guy, Dave Wheelan (phoenetically...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2004, 22:14
Replies: 61
Views: 5,262
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Controversial, almost troll-like post (and Poll)

The fat goths. Because they're so sexually unattractive, they're willing to sleep with anything knowing that it may be their last shag for a while. This also makes them quite proficient at love...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2004, 21:35
Replies: 42
Views: 3,413
Posted By *donkie*
Re: super-markets

The morrisons near me is a total shithole, thus, morisons is shit.
Sainsburys is non-existant., as is netto.
Iceland is a disgrace, as are farmfoods, kwik save and aldi.
Marks And Spencer is...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2004, 20:34
Replies: 14
Views: 1,886
Posted By *donkie*
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2004, 09:10
Replies: 40
Views: 2,022
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Radio 2

Oh, and wtf is Radio 3 all about? :-/
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2004, 09:09
Replies: 40
Views: 2,022
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Radio 2

I have a TOG sticker on the back window of my car. Or, I had, until my brother wrote it off.. Oh Nissan Micra, how I miss thee :(

Oh, and 2 is better than 1, but 4 can be both better and worse...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2004, 23:21
Replies: 60
Views: 8,131
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Worrying

<3 for snurx

I worry because I've lost my birth certificate. I worry because UCAS can't spell my name correctly. I worry because the DPI think I'm a girl. I worry because I had to send off for a...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2004, 23:09
Replies: 7
Views: 2,360
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Does anyone here work in BT Billing?

N_Spammer manages to derail his own thread :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2004, 15:12
Replies: 87
Views: 4,087
Posted By *donkie*
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2004, 10:37
Replies: 3
Views: 1,874
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Common - Retrospective For Life

Not as good as Goldie Lookin' Chain - Your Mother's Got A Penis

:cool:
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2004, 23:06
Replies: 78
Views: 7,077
Posted By *donkie*
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2004, 17:52
Replies: 21
Views: 2,048
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Eve-online or Planetside?

Yes it does. It keeps dying and coming back to life again, except this time it died, came back to life and managed to actually have more people playing it than the previous round. Pity you just...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2004, 11:11
Replies: 56
Views: 5,469
Posted By *donkie*
Re: This Jojo girl

Stick to the peadeophillia, please.

*rubs thighs*
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2004, 00:12
Replies: 87
Views: 4,087
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Who here is circumcised?

Nope, I'm not.

Must be an american thing :-/
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2004, 23:59
Replies: 35
Views: 2,782
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Hmmm

Everyone knows Internet respect is of a far lower quality than real life respect. It also appears and disappears quicker, so Qdeathstar shouldnt feel too bad - he should just write a cracking tale of...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2004, 23:08
Replies: 35
Views: 2,782
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Hmmm

Bastard.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2004, 23:00
Replies: 56
Views: 5,469
Posted By *donkie*
Re: This Jojo girl

You wont be complaining when she's going down like a lead balloon.

Though, knowing the plans you people have for her, she'll probably be taking it up the arse from MM at the same time. If you're...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2004, 22:54
Replies: 35
Views: 2,782
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Hmmm

I'm still waiting for some piss-head to bring this argument down to soilpsism, at which point i start hitting people with dictionaries and crying "OH LORD BABY JESUS NO!"
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2004, 13:41
Replies: 33
Views: 2,870
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The message of Jesus, as told by....

MI5 can eat my ass*



*I'd post something defending my anti-religious standpoint, however, I'm currently in need of taking a really big dump and then going out, so I might continue my war...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2004, 13:16
Replies: 5
Views: 1,978
Posted By *donkie*
Re: From the

I'm sure you would.

Pervert.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2004, 13:14
Replies: 33
Views: 2,870
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The message of Jesus, as told by....

But don't ask him. He'll just piss you off.

On a lighter note, the movie, much like the bible, is bullshit.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2004, 13:10
Replies: 56
Views: 5,245
Posted By *donkie*
Re: BBC's Personality Test

Spontaneous
Ideas
Hearts
Extrovert


Results
Your answers suggest you are an Innovator
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2004, 13:00
Replies: 12
Views: 2,071
Posted By *donkie*
Re: A week ago

Your bullshit stories about guns saving lives are almost as crazy as this guy. (http://www.anothersite.co.uk/gallery/?action=showpic&cat=7&pic=1179)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2004, 12:50
Replies: 21
Views: 2,461
Posted By *donkie*
Forum: Alliance Discussions 3 Sep 2004, 12:46
Replies: 177
Views: 17,727
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Sid and his fantastic stunts..

Frosty, you do come across as a bit of a tit.

Oh, and on the alliance front, I laughed at the joke. Congrats 1up, all the rest- better luck next round but dont automatically block up against 1up...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 3 Sep 2004, 11:15
Replies: 21
Views: 2,635
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Woot!

Either way, congratulations guys, you've done well. :D
Forum: General Discussions 2 Sep 2004, 18:15
Replies: 21
Views: 2,954
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Last night

Scum. Absoloute Scum.

You get it alot round my area - a mate of mine got jumped in broad daylight and ended having his wallet, jacket, phone and mp3 player robbed. The only thing he managed to...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2004, 09:29
Replies: 87
Views: 5,732
Posted By *donkie*
Re: UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country

If you don't do it, it'll haunt you for the rest of your life. Can you live with that? The feeling of regret for the rest of your life because you had the chance to do the single greatest act a man...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2004, 09:01
Replies: 16
Views: 2,305
Posted By *donkie*
Re: So.....

Take a crap on your GD's desk. Or on his plate at lunchtime. Or rub it on his walls.

Just generally rub shit around the place, then take pictures.

It'd make me laugh.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2004, 23:11
Replies: 88
Views: 6,618
Posted By *donkie*
Re: People who've ****ed up Uni

Oh, god. If Dace is going to Uni at Durham in 2005, then (if i'm no longer with my current partnert and I get the grades) he'll be an old man at my uni. :( I'll have to warn all the under 5"4 girls...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2004, 23:01
Replies: 77
Views: 4,999
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The Streets, 50 Cents and Rasmus all Bottled off stage at Reading

Phang, have you ever considered a career as a rap artist? Your rendition of the 50 Cent performance was spectacularily identical to the origional.

Give yourself a golfish.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2004, 21:13
Replies: 87
Views: 5,732
Posted By *donkie*
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2004, 10:31
Replies: 8
Views: 1,848
Posted By *donkie*
Re: An incredibly boring story of LEEDS

Our rent-a-cops were cool. Okay, they sprayed my mate in the face with a fire extinguisher when they came to put out our fire because she was shouting "ITS NOT A FIRE! A METIORITE LANDED AND WE WERE...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2004, 19:59
Replies: 77
Views: 4,999
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The Streets, 50 Cents and Rasmus all Bottled off stage at Reading

The Rasmus weren't boo'ed off at Leeds, but they didn't get a round of applause either. 28 pence was the same, except with more bottles. They decided to throw water at the crowd but after a while...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 25 Aug 2004, 09:00
Replies: 39
Views: 3,515
Posted By *donkie*
Re: How big will 1UPs victory be?

I'm LCH and I'm proud. I'm proud because this has been another sucessful round for us. Okay, #1 is what we wanted and some people aren't going to be happy until they're winning, but after last round,...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 25 Aug 2004, 01:17
Replies: 69
Views: 6,827
Posted By *donkie*
Re: time up for 1up??

There's a difference between creating an uber block to destroy an alliance, and teaming up for a week of heavy attacks to bring them back down to a decent level.

And also, in point 5 it seemed he...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 24 Aug 2004, 23:45
Replies: 69
Views: 6,827
Posted By *donkie*
Re: time up for 1up??

I think what he meant was that when 1up were taking the lead, no action to pull them down was taken until it was too late - not that we should automatically block against 1up.

:banana:
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 24 Aug 2004, 16:44
Replies: 148
Views: 13,748
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The price for PA ?

Dave. You still havn't come for a pint you git. Don't make me jog down to milton keynes and spank your sorry ass into submission.

p.s., drugs are bad, m'kay?
Forum: Alliance Discussions 24 Aug 2004, 13:08
Replies: 69
Views: 6,827
Posted By *donkie*
Re: time up for 1up??

This has already been discussed. If you read Sid's proposal, he dosn't say that all blocking is bad - only blocking before the round has begun to assure victory, or blocking that does not cease once...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2004, 12:36
Replies: 86
Views: 4,658
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Your Favorite Band of All Time!!!

Depending on the album.

The Smashing Pumpkins (for siamese dream and mellon collie)
Radiohead (for OK computer)
Incubus (for morning view)
Muse (for showbiz)
NIN (for pretty hate machine)...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2004, 12:41
Replies: 29
Views: 2,078
Posted By *donkie*
Re: [Poll] Swearing

Its also better if you don't use swear words too often - it removes the shock factor of it. Saying the S word instead of the F word for a while is a good tactic - when you come to saying the F word...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2004, 23:12
Replies: 20
Views: 1,764
Posted By *donkie*
Re: How to tape phone conversations?

My dad worked in consumer contact and used a nice bit of trickery that connected his PC to his phone line (through a cisco IP phone) and he just recorded everything that came through using standard...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2004, 21:32
Replies: 29
Views: 2,078
Posted By *donkie*
Re: [Poll] Swearing

It depends on who's saying it. If some random skank tells me to **** off, i'll tell him to **** off right back (because he's a skanky little **** and could do with a pineapple rammed up his ****ing...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2004, 17:43
Replies: 51
Views: 3,226
Posted By *donkie*
Re: did anyone else find it funny

Especially for Americans. They generally see patriotism as a way of life.

Ofc, if someone asked me to do anything for my country I'd tell them to shove that offer right up their arses, but thats...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 22 Aug 2004, 10:41
Replies: 11
Views: 1,278
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Round free?

Perhpas it is prefered, but it leads onto rounds that quickly stagnate. The game mechanics of the old style game encouraged things like powerblocking and the game would quickly become boring. The new...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 11 Aug 2004, 17:41
Replies: 113
Views: 10,008
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Seriously though

I don't deny that their performance this round has been fantastic, and I certainly accept the argument that they've done the best this round. And I'm a student of philosophy and politics - I read...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 11 Aug 2004, 12:50
Replies: 113
Views: 10,008
Posted By *donkie*
Smile Re: Seriously though

Taken from Sid's Proposal



So all those planets who have had a "policy of no incoming" are effectvely, by Sid's standards, in a block. There are already 97 members in 1up and I'm fairly sure...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2004, 16:30
Replies: 43
Views: 3,544
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The shit joke thread

I quite enjoyed that last one.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2004, 12:18
Replies: 43
Views: 3,544
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The shit joke thread

Whats red, white and gold?

The pope with an axe in his face
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2004, 23:09
Replies: 51
Views: 4,449
Posted By *donkie*
Re: How many people here ...

Only after good sex.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2004, 21:52
Replies: 577
Views: 21,216
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The GD Truth Thread

tandoori

Who to shag? (for breeders only)
Your mum or your best friends dad ?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2004, 00:26
Replies: 36
Views: 3,601
Posted By *donkie*
Re: So, PS2.

GameCube and a PC and you're set.



And get a wavebird too. Thats a sexual peice of technology.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2004, 23:31
Replies: 577
Views: 21,216
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The GD Truth Thread

"Robocock" - only 5" but on a first time its quite a difficult thing to master.

How often do you masturbate?
Forum: Alliance Discussions 21 Jul 2004, 23:39
Replies: 47
Views: 8,178
Posted By *donkie*
Re: your feeling about past / current alliances

That was a damn good community spirit. Had a shed load of fun there - and Infection round 6 too. Anyone remember the funnies board? Me and Tim (D[ou]GAL) used to rock those boards so hard with Logs...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 21 Jul 2004, 23:04
Replies: 151
Views: 17,166
Posted By *donkie*
Thumbs down Re: Demoted by jolt

alch, whether or not you deserved to have your position removed from you (I personally think you do not), you have still been mistreated by Jolt - and this, added to the BBW case and other problems...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2004, 22:14
Replies: 42
Views: 3,247
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The Eurovision Thread

We Have A Point !!!
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2004, 23:18
Replies: 86
Views: 3,981
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Your secrets - being Sex Gods.

GD reaches new low in "American Pie" styled "Sex Bible" gimmick.


fool.
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2004, 20:48
Replies: 17
Views: 1,883
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Random Questions.

Its not a hand, its a claw.
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2004, 13:38
Replies: 172
Views: 14,301
Posted By *donkie*
Re: What psychological oddities do you have?

Keys and phone both in right pocket, wallet in back pocket, pens and loose change go in my left pockets. Nothing ever goes in my back left pocket EXCEPT a picture of Jesus i stole from D[ou]GAL's...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2004, 00:40
Replies: 35
Views: 2,237
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Shopping.

Chicken Soup
Thinkgeek "Geek" Blankie
Teemarto "Bliar" T-shirt (Also a "Red Ken" shirt)
Two plastic swords and two plastic guns (for acting like a childish little shit whenever I want to)
A litre...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2004, 23:01
Replies: 50
Views: 3,106
Posted By *donkie*
Re: So I went on holiday by mistake.

He isn't?
Oh.
I always thought he believed in spreading love*.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2004, 10:12
Replies: 21
Views: 2,044
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Mother****ing Royal Mail

I sent chocolate to NB3 first class on a thursday, and now its been 9 days, and still no sign. Useless. I did however, get a lovely package from Lunaria which arrived the next day, as it should.
...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2004, 20:47
Replies: 86
Views: 5,026
Posted By *donkie*
Forum: Alliance Discussions 23 Apr 2004, 20:44
Replies: 26
Views: 2,440
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Dear Pack

Handbags at dawn.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 23 Apr 2004, 18:43
Replies: 58
Views: 3,836
Posted By *donkie*
Re: desperation goes abit far..

Kj, keep this to the boards. The one liner flames are obviously from people who are not willing to have a real discussion, and thats what this board is for. "Alliance" "Discussion". I'm sure there...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 23 Apr 2004, 18:09
Replies: 58
Views: 3,836
Posted By *donkie*
Re: desperation goes abit far..

- More targets are freed meaning your own alliance can get MORE roids from planets of a decent (hitable) size
- Your victory(if you win) becomes a "true" victory, and not a half victory like you...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 22 Apr 2004, 20:24
Replies: 58
Views: 3,836
Posted By *donkie*
Re: desperation goes abit far..

Looking at this from a completely objective point of view, I'd have to say FPM(w) are.. teh lose.

Winners only by numbers, losers in every other way.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2004, 23:45
Replies: 38
Views: 3,241
Posted By *donkie*
Forum: Alliance Discussions 19 Apr 2004, 17:20
Replies: 33
Views: 3,253
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Congrats

0wned.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2004, 21:49
Replies: 86
Views: 6,682
Posted By *donkie*
Re: [YAY] Desktop Screenshots Again!

thats because you have two advantages

a) time
b) inclanation
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2004, 20:08
Replies: 86
Views: 6,682
Posted By *donkie*
Re: [YAY] Desktop Screenshots Again!

this thread is rather sexual.

now all i need is "faster than 56k" so i can dl all these wonderful proggies.

guess what i just ordered? (clue: br--db-nd - add the vowels)
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2004, 15:14
Replies: 86
Views: 6,682
Posted By *donkie*
Forum: Alliance Discussions 13 Apr 2004, 00:01
Replies: 74
Views: 16,251
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Fytfo?

I'll fetch a bucket.

:banana:
Forum: Alliance Discussions 12 Apr 2004, 19:42
Replies: 74
Views: 16,251
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Fytfo?

Aparantly so. You even told me the answer and I dont know it :P
Forum: Alliance Discussions 12 Apr 2004, 18:32
Replies: 74
Views: 16,251
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Fytfo?

every 5th letter of the bible read backwards will give you a riddle.

solve the riddle, and get the prize!
Forum: Alliance Discussions 12 Apr 2004, 17:34
Replies: 74
Views: 16,251
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Fytfo?

Fancy Your Tits Flung Over?

(over your shoulders if you're over 50 ^_^)
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2004, 22:36
Replies: 87
Views: 5,334
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Room 101

I had that problem flying home from Alicante at 10pm, with a pair vicious little shits that just wouldn't shut up. One of them hit the other, who hit back, and then started moaning, and then crying,...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2004, 22:22
Replies: 87
Views: 5,334
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Room 101

Football Players:


Overpaid, Underworked, and by their behaviour, lunatics.


The 2nd Amendment:


These words have caused more pain, suffering, violence, fear and hatred than any other(not...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 11 Apr 2004, 21:51
Replies: 10
Views: 2,042
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Heh? I dont get it?

Now I'm 25 roids over what I can mine!

Thanks PA Crew!

(sarcasm aside, thanks :D)
Forum: Alliance Discussions 9 Apr 2004, 23:09
Replies: 47
Views: 4,147
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The Greatest Threat of Round 7

I certainly did have a jolly good time in rd7.

Spiffing.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2004, 23:03
Replies: 52
Views: 3,840
Posted By *donkie*
Re: ITT, Hitler isn't real

Please tell me your joking.

Christ on a bike, if I wasn't so interested in my own rights I'd say we take mass IQ results and cull all those who fall below "above average". That'll clear out the...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2004, 11:38
Replies: 28
Views: 2,366
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Let's laugh at the new shit

not emotional at all.

i just dislike everything they do. :-)
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2004, 11:26
Replies: 28
Views: 2,366
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Let's laugh at the new shit

i get pissed off at emo kids. i wear black square austin-powers esque glasses and have for about 4 years... and i got accused of wearing fasion glasses - and being emo coz thats what emo-fags wear....
Forum: Alliance Discussions 23 Mar 2004, 20:17
Replies: 14
Views: 3,338
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Who is sleeping....

Well, a little birdie told me...

.. that you're all a bunch of egotistical arrogant sods. Cut the crap you mindless childish bints.

All these "l33t intel" threads are so :down: its...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 11 Mar 2004, 19:49
Replies: 4
Views: 2,136
Posted By *donkie*
Re: It's been a while...

I agree. The beta really has kicked right-royal arse.

Thanks to everyone who worked to make planetarion the arse-kicker it is.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2004, 20:04
Replies: 45
Views: 3,495
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Prime Minister Brown?

Yeh, he's been suggested to get the job, and if I was him, I'd take it. Its something he's used to (money) and its gonna bring in the dollars. Plus, he's nearing fifty-odd (not that it stops the...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2004, 20:43
Replies: 14
Views: 1,826
Posted By *donkie*
Re: gimmy ideas

This would be nice, especially if you could change the names of the parties mentioned to the name sof some of the people running in this little.. vote.

We had a vote, which was grossly skewed. The...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2004, 20:08
Replies: 39
Views: 1,849
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Is Clare Short...

I'd have been more comfortable with that sentence if it finished after the word "caught".

And Clare Short is an annoying wench. I suggest a quick, and yet severe beating.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2004, 21:20
Replies: 46
Views: 2,661
Posted By *donkie*
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2004, 22:30
Replies: 9
Views: 1,398
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Three's A Crowd

Anne, the PE teacher who was on tuesdays episode (the girl who got REJECTED) is the PE teacher at my college.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2004, 21:54
Replies: 14
Views: 1,557
Posted By *donkie*
Re: ITT I Attention Whore

In the words of Dr. Nick of Simpsons fame..

"ya, sure, whatever!"
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2004, 21:05
Replies: 27
Views: 3,138
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Tea, sir?

I always go milk first, then tea, then sugar, and always from a teapot.

I seem to be alone in this trend :(
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2004, 20:45
Replies: 27
Views: 3,138
Posted By *donkie*
Tea, sir?

How do you take your tea(or coffee)? It wasn't till last weekend I realised how many different ways there were of making Tea/Coffee, and how much it seems to matter to some people, so I just thought...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2004, 19:03
Replies: 21
Views: 2,320
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Bad time for songs in your head

Sitting in Flamingos in blackpool.

Monty Python - The Lumberjack Song
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2004, 19:58
Replies: 88
Views: 5,180
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Good ska songs (and by ska i mean SKA goddamnit not some whining emo faggots)

What in the name of greek buggery makes you think that they're ska?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2004, 13:58
Replies: 42
Views: 2,381
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Who here likes Blink182?

Blink 182 are detestable.

I had the choice of watching Blink182 in concert with my "group" of friends, or A Perfect Circle in concert with a bunch of ****tards who hate me more than satan hates...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2004, 13:37
Replies: 67
Views: 5,491
Posted By *donkie*
Re: The worst ****ing t-shirts in ****ing history

ubergeek is acceptable. the others are more worrying. mind you, i have a blue "SPAM" t-shirt, so i'm not exactly one to talk about shit t-shirts.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2004, 23:31
Replies: 56
Views: 4,719
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Women

It seems you're portraying yourself as the only male with a sexual orientation other than straight.

I happen to be gay as a rainbow, but don't get any thoughts. You'll never find anyone for the...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2004, 20:03
Replies: 50
Views: 3,446
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Your latest catchphrase

Something including the words "quick kick in the flange".

Usually along the lines of:
Friend: "I got this friggin English coursework to do and I hate it"
Me: "Just give your teacher a quick kick...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 11:31
Replies: 30
Views: 4,799
Posted By *donkie*
Re: []LCH[] Public Announcement

hehe, hey ElAlan. Been around longer than me then! Damn - mind you, I havn't skipped any rounds :P

rounds 4 - 10 with LCH (well, "leech" in rd4 and 5) and they still havn't gotten rid of me ;-)
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2004, 23:03
Replies: 10
Views: 1,759
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Resident Legal Experts - Trading Standards

Hmm..

I can't be certain about the law about beauty producs (if there is one), but having a member of my immediate family as a manager of consumer contact at a large food merchants, I can tell...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2004, 15:46
Replies: 53
Views: 3,731
Posted By *donkie*
Re: David Blunkett is happy that Shipman killed himself

Maybe he was left wing himself, and decided that the £25,000 it cost to keep him in prison could've been used to give vital improvements to hospitals. But then he'd have to somehow get us a new...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 13 Jan 2004, 21:30
Replies: 30
Views: 4,799
Posted By *donkie*
Re: []LCH[] Public Announcement

Oooh, LCH, how I love thee. Shall I compare thee to a summers day? #Leech was the first IRC channel I ever joined, was my first alliance (with the recruiting wing Contra), and the joys I have had.
...
Forum: Departing PA Messages 23 Dec 2003, 14:02
Replies: 31
Views: 4,986
Posted By *donkie*
Re: No regret, no mery

You will be missed mate.

Have fun IRL, and may the spirit of ToT shine down upon your life
(aka, sick links, beer, good times and alot of blowjobs ^_^ )
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2003, 13:59
Replies: 19
Views: 1,990
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Unemployed and 50 bucks

i vote that you can either

a) shower your family n friends with presents

or

b) buy drugs/alcahol and have a very merry christmas
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2003, 20:13
Replies: 49
Views: 4,371
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Oi Teenagers !

Yeah, geeks rule the world - always have done always will be. the poor thing is, i said "so your a geek.. tell me bout your pc"

she replied

"its great. it has windows and everything. and msn...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2003, 20:06
Replies: 49
Views: 4,371
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Oi Teenagers !

heh. i've worn clothes that are too big for me (jeans especially) since i was 7 years old. i dont "dig" the indiviuality thing - so what if im wearing the same clothes as someone, its me that counts,...
Forum: Departing PA Messages 6 Nov 2003, 18:15
Replies: 22
Views: 4,938
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Freedom!

Like, OH. MY. GOD.

You were always a great idler, (and siggy maker, but i never got mine even after 4 rounds of asking dammit!)
Thanks for teaching me how to play the art of pa.

Your a dude...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 18:23
Replies: 42
Views: 4,070
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Northern people

Soft southern faries.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Oct 2003, 13:10
Replies: 45
Views: 3,741
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Costumes? :\

its SO obvious what you should go as, it takes a little time, is clever and (almost) origional and is very cheap

First, find a carboard box big enough to go around you (look in skips at schools,...
Forum: Departing PA Messages 27 Oct 2003, 20:33
Replies: 35
Views: 6,210
Posted By *donkie*
Re: Ciao

:confused:

gutted! i can't believe you left me out ! :o

the cheek! AND WAASSAA DAMMIT. YOU'RE IN HIS LEAVING MESSAGE, SO WHY NOT HIM IN YOURS? unless you dont wub him ¬_¬



(oh and this...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2003, 22:25
Replies: 80
Views: 9,268
Posted By *donkie*
Re: People who pirate copyrighted material

This isn't just about the price of CDs, although it does play a major issue in the debate. The ability for most people on the street to have a broadband connection to their houses for just £30.00 a...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 19:13
Replies: 28
Views: 8,949
Posted By *donkie*
Angry byesie bye

Goodbye waassaa


Thanks for taking me in as an inexperienced n00b and showing me how pa works. Thanks for powerblocking (previous rounds)and getting me into a top 10 gal. Thanks for teaching me...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 22:08
Replies: 81
Views: 6,954
Posted By *donkie*
the most stupid thing i've ever heard is...

the most stupid thing i've ever heard is universities offering degrees.. in "how to get a degree"

probably bs, but its worth a laugh!
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 17:58
Replies: 29
Views: 4,200
Posted By *donkie*
intoxicator with the madness im in love with my...

intoxicator with the madness
im in love with my sadness
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 17:54
Replies: 26
Views: 3,967
Posted By *donkie*
lies :cool:

lies :cool:
Forum: Alliance Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 17:49
Replies: 240
Views: 20,460
Posted By *donkie*
Talking JERRY !! JERRY !! JERRY !! :banana:

JERRY !!
JERRY !!
JERRY !!


:banana:
Forum: Alliance Discussions 8 Sep 2003, 20:26
Replies: 102
Views: 13,999
Posted By *donkie*
eehhhr... stfu foo you have no idea how cool...

eehhhr... stfu foo

you have no idea how cool dutch ppl are - i respect them, and im english!

:banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana:

all hail teh dutches!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 16:45
Replies: 41
Views: 5,090
Posted By *donkie*
Talking /me hands round the celebrations :banana:

/me hands round the celebrations

:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 11:25
Replies: 14
Views: 3,078
Posted By *donkie*
This is dave we're talking about... you know.....

This is dave we're talking about... you know.. get to know him, and you'll know how far he can stretch £150.

I wouldn't be surprised if he used that £150 to invest in some low quality drugs which...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2003, 23:06
Replies: 46
Views: 3,500
Posted By *donkie*
you know you can do a GCSE in citizenship ...

you know you can do a GCSE in citizenship


"yes sir"
"no sir"
"please"
"thankyou"
*helps old granny across the road*

A*
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2003, 23:03
Replies: 46
Views: 3,500
Posted By *donkie*
you'd be surprised. its not just for "freaks and...

you'd be surprised. its not just for "freaks and ppl who want a free gcse"


its also for people who got hearded into the class and told "if you dont do this class, i'll be very dissapointed in...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2003, 22:57
Replies: 46
Views: 3,500
Posted By *donkie*
true. pe should not be a gcse. its pants. ...

true. pe should not be a gcse. its pants.

but i only took so many coz im clever and i knew it would piss my bro off to no end, because he took 9 and only just scraped getting into college, which...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2003, 22:50
Replies: 46
Views: 3,500
Posted By *donkie*
9? a **** load? okay, im not the cleverest in my...

9? a **** load? okay, im not the cleverest in my year, but im getting 7 from english/maths/science alone.

English Lang, English Lit, Maths, Statistics, Chemistry, Biology, Physics

then i got
...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 23:11
Replies: 66
Views: 6,864
Posted By *donkie*
it has a range of scenes... but yus, mainly...

it has a range of scenes... but yus, mainly girliez onleh :)
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 22:22
Replies: 66
Views: 6,864
Posted By *donkie*
in no particular order..... Lock, Stock, and...

in no particular order.....

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Baralls
Goldeneye
Freddy Got Fingered
The Silence Of The Lambs
The Usual Suspects
The Matrix
Green Mile
The Fifth Element
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 21:55
Replies: 9
Views: 2,798
Posted By *donkie*
you know, as soon as i saw this (this morning on...

you know, as soon as i saw this (this morning on tv) i went online, and started looking for these ppl.. does anyone know where their website is, or where i can get hold of them? i wanna do one in...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 23:25
Replies: 163
Views: 18,001
Posted By *donkie*
ok, only 2 mentions of it so far, but it deserves...

ok, only 2 mentions of it so far, but it deserves so manmy more......



LCH (aka []LCH[], Leech)

... and to re-iterate...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 23:09
Replies: 7
Views: 2,960
Posted By *donkie*
heh, someone was talking about this in a chan...

heh, someone was talking about this in a chan that i was in - i set them straight ofc... funnily enough they said "yeh, well, i heard it from a ToT member!"

oh, how foolish they are....

/me...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 18:19
Replies: 187
Views: 24,973
Posted By *donkie*
Torjus, how DARE you accuse my round 9 galaxy of...

Torjus, how DARE you accuse my round 9 galaxy of account sharing. I saw nothing but hard work and effort from that galaxy, and I know that every single person put in their best for that gal. Alright,...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 22:14
Replies: 8
Views: 3,381
Posted By *donkie*
Talking this may shock many of you but i have dreams in...

this may shock many of you but i have dreams in IRC and forum view.

all i see is what is on the screen, and people talk 2 me. sometimes i switch to pa and send shippies.

infact, one time, i...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2003, 21:45
Replies: 56
Views: 6,027
Posted By *donkie*
Nice to know that nearly all of you have a...

Nice to know that nearly all of you have a strange ability to fear your childhoods. Perhaps you had particularily painful upbringings and dont want to immerse yourself other tham things which make...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 25 Apr 2003, 16:20
Replies: 26
Views: 5,687
Posted By *donkie*
To Powerblockers

Hi. I have not been impressed with your performance at all. Sickening really. So I decided to put down all my thoughts on paper. And this is what I came up with. A Poem. A Poem for The Powerblockers....
Forum: Alliance Recruitment 17 Jan 2003, 18:58
Replies: 19
Views: 4,324
Posted By *donkie*
Well, giving an honest opinion on this forum is...

Well, giving an honest opinion on this forum is gonna be very difficult, being Teas + Waassaa's Minion and all....

I owe my entire PA career to these two, and infact, a large chunk of the...
Showing results 1 to 205 of 205

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 21:14.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2002 - 2018