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Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 21:43
Replies: 20
Views: 4,134
Posted By Monkehpimp
thats what you get for shopping at pak 'n slave :(

thats what you get for shopping at pak 'n slave :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2003, 14:50
Replies: 50
Views: 5,985
Posted By Monkehpimp
I heard a story that a scandinavian country (no...

I heard a story that a scandinavian country (no idea which) has a law that fines are based on income, so there was a really rich guy who got caught going 10km over the speed limit and was pinged...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2003, 14:32
Replies: 29
Views: 4,003
Posted By Monkehpimp
:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2003, 07:59
Replies: 14
Views: 2,735
Posted By Monkehpimp
Re: Who edited the "Shut Up"s?

I did it like that first in an attempt to be slightly different :(


damn mods.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 08:29
Replies: 4
Views: 2,402
Posted By Monkehpimp
F-Zero X isn't that hard..

F-Zero X isn't that hard..
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 06:40
Replies: 84
Views: 8,237
Posted By Monkehpimp
It'll still log me out when I try and go back to...

It'll still log me out when I try and go back to GD tho :/

its a sign :(
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 06:36
Replies: 49
Views: 4,570
Posted By Monkehpimp


Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2003, 17:39
Replies: 42
Views: 4,756
Posted By Monkehpimp
here fit is a word used to describe someone who...

here fit is a word used to describe someone who is in a good state of current fitness. Or something similar.


I am fully aware that in Pommyland at least, it is used to describe an attractive...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 18:08
Replies: 3
Views: 2,992
Posted By Monkehpimp
bored?

overthrow a country* (http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/ovrthrow.html)
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 16:06
Replies: 11
Views: 3,198
Posted By Monkehpimp
so what was it then? the page took too...

so what was it then?


the page took too long to load :/
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 04:08
Replies: 54
Views: 6,639
Posted By Monkehpimp
I started PA in December 2000 and got a forum...

I started PA in December 2000 and got a forum account I never used more than a few times on PD. It took me another year and a half to get an account I used regularly here (banned ofc).
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 14:16
Replies: 6
Views: 2,671
Posted By Monkehpimp
1 entry found for jazer. jazer Jazer,...

1 entry found for jazer.
jazer
Jazer, assistance; helper
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 14:05
Replies: 177
Views: 20,129
Posted By Monkehpimp
pld MrL.

pld MrL.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 04:00
Replies: 21
Views: 3,808
Posted By Monkehpimp
Get DM onto this :rolleyes:

Get DM onto this :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2003, 16:31
Replies: 14
Views: 3,379
Posted By Monkehpimp
only you from the looks of it :/

only you from the looks of it :/
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2003, 10:08
Replies: 9
Views: 3,696
Posted By Monkehpimp
We need a mod on this side of the world,...

We need a mod on this side of the world, preferably me, to quickly stop spammers when the rest of the mods sleep.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2003, 08:15
Replies: 10
Views: 3,224
Posted By Monkehpimp
Reading the RPers angry responses to thier boards...

Reading the RPers angry responses to thier boards being spammed were funnier :/



geek rage = teh win
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2003, 08:14
Replies: 70
Views: 7,774
Posted By Monkehpimp
I'm too crap to get a mention. I...

I'm too crap to get a mention.




I understand why, so its ok.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2003, 04:55
Replies: 11
Views: 2,969
Posted By Monkehpimp
:duh: :rolleyes:

:duh: :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 15:20
Replies: 3
Views: 3,032
Posted By Monkehpimp
Welcome to our newest member,

JBG SUX DIK








:duh:
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 10:36
Replies: 39
Views: 4,612
Posted By Monkehpimp
1/4 :rolleyes:

1/4 :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 06:42
Replies: 91
Views: 7,195
Posted By Monkehpimp
Aryn at an Aves game \o/ chicks who...

Aryn at an Aves game \o/




chicks who like violent sports rule.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 11:48
Replies: 48
Views: 6,252
Posted By Monkehpimp
hell no.

hell no.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 10:02
Replies: 12
Views: 3,045
Posted By Monkehpimp
The only jewish guy I know never shuts up and...

The only jewish guy I know never shuts up and constantly tries to be funny when he isn't.


I can only assume that all Jewish people are the same until I meet more.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 06:40
Replies: 27
Views: 4,371
Posted By Monkehpimp
learning from experience?

learning from experience?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 04:45
Replies: 84
Views: 9,851
Posted By Monkehpimp
fair call.

fair call.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 04:43
Replies: 84
Views: 9,851
Posted By Monkehpimp
It was still the answer the quiz person was...

It was still the answer the quiz person was looking for (at least I assume so), which makes it 'correct'.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 04:37
Replies: 84
Views: 9,851
Posted By Monkehpimp
Re: Re: Re: brain teasers

Turn the page around then. It's not changing the equation, its changing the angle you look at it from.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 04:30
Replies: 84
Views: 9,851
Posted By Monkehpimp
Re: brain teasers

1) What do you call a man who was born in Columbus, raised in Cincinnati, and died in Chicago? - American?

2) How can you make the following equation correct without changing it: 8 + 8...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 03:14
Replies: 2
Views: 3,286
Posted By Monkehpimp
There I changed it. ahhhh...

There I changed it.






ahhhh more proof I need to actually think before I do anything.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 03:07
Replies: 2
Views: 3,286
Posted By Monkehpimp
Rumsfeld Sees No Link Between Iraq, 9/11

link (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030917/ap_on_re_mi_ea/rumsfeld_iraq_3)
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 07:58
Replies: 115
Views: 12,533
Posted By Monkehpimp
Billy Fiske...

Billy Fiske (http://www.fiske.clara.net/billy_fiske.htm)
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 05:42
Replies: 20
Views: 3,245
Posted By Monkehpimp
Pacifier - Semi Normal SOAD - Toxicity (still) ...

Pacifier - Semi Normal
SOAD - Toxicity (still)
Shihad - Home Again (old fave)
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 05:38
Replies: 29
Views: 4,267
Posted By Monkehpimp
'and now to the boss that they call JammyJim he's...

'and now to the boss that they call JammyJim he's got hos to the left middle and the right of him'
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 15:20
Replies: 26
Views: 4,023
Posted By Monkehpimp
yeah but big angry guys yelling at you kinda...

yeah but big angry guys yelling at you kinda forces away your lazyness.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 15:16
Replies: 26
Views: 4,023
Posted By Monkehpimp
The army.

The army.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 15:15
Replies: 30
Views: 5,139
Posted By Monkehpimp
Remember how the collumbine (sp) shootings were...

Remember how the collumbine (sp) shootings were all Marilyn Mansons fault? Remember how children everywhere are out of controll swearers cos of Eminem?


exactly.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 15:06
Replies: 30
Views: 5,139
Posted By Monkehpimp
I remember when I was an international super spy...

I remember when I was an international super spy and I could take several bullets with no ill effects but 'loss of health'.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 14:41
Replies: 11
Views: 3,652
Posted By Monkehpimp
the link didn't work for me :(

the link didn't work for me :(
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 14:38
Replies: 11
Views: 3,652
Posted By Monkehpimp
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?s=&th...

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=169494



yup.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 14:26
Replies: 29
Views: 4,267
Posted By Monkehpimp
'Who would call a kid Bruce anyway, the poor kid...

'Who would call a kid Bruce anyway, the poor kid would have to hang his head in shame'
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 12:19
Replies: 13
Views: 2,977
Posted By Monkehpimp
true

true
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 11:40
Replies: 10
Views: 4,010
Posted By Monkehpimp
its been done.

its been done.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 11:03
Replies: 13
Views: 2,977
Posted By Monkehpimp
cheating is cheating.

cheating is cheating.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 05:23
Replies: 46
Views: 4,786
Posted By Monkehpimp
roffle.

roffle.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2003, 17:55
Replies: 14
Views: 3,293
Posted By Monkehpimp
First 'Opera' post in an IE thread.

First 'Opera' post in an IE thread.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2003, 07:33
Replies: 6
Views: 2,884
Posted By Monkehpimp
Johnny cash was :cool:

Johnny cash was :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2003, 05:47
Replies: 19
Views: 3,708
Posted By Monkehpimp
what about those girls you keep telling us...

what about those girls you keep telling us about?? :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2003, 13:43
Replies: 10
Views: 3,306
Posted By Monkehpimp
êëè

êëè
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2003, 05:21
Replies: 22
Views: 3,432
Posted By Monkehpimp
I constantly forget peoples names

I constantly forget peoples names
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2003, 05:19
Replies: 13
Views: 3,960
Posted By Monkehpimp
They're all listed here....

They're all listed here. (http://www.google.co.nz/language_tools?hl=en)
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 15:53
Replies: 56
Views: 7,288
Posted By Monkehpimp
Che Fu - Fade away excellent track.

Che Fu - Fade away


excellent track.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 15:07
Replies: 8
Views: 2,977
Posted By Monkehpimp
:rolleyes: is still teh win.

:rolleyes: is still teh win.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 13:53
Replies: 125
Views: 10,350
Posted By Monkehpimp
woah. I wish I could be that arsed...

woah.


I wish I could be that arsed getting that involved in a forum discussion :/
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 13:52
Replies: 22
Views: 4,041
Posted By Monkehpimp
Bush and Gore make me want to Ralph. Vote...

Bush and Gore make me want to Ralph.

Vote Ralph Nader for president
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 09:43
Replies: 20
Views: 3,619
Posted By Monkehpimp
I smiled when I saw the name of this thread and...

I smiled when I saw the name of this thread and who it was posted by :/
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 07:30
Replies: 51
Views: 11,341
Posted By Monkehpimp
Born 'n raised in Wellington, New Zealand ...

Born 'n raised in Wellington, New Zealand

Map of the City (http://www.wellingtonmap.co.nz/WELLINGTON-SUBURBS.gif)

My city from the West, near the university (a street away to the right) ...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 07:08
Replies: 42
Views: 6,373
Posted By Monkehpimp
Your soul is worth £6662. For your peace of mind,...

Your soul is worth £6662. For your peace of mind, 90% of people have a purer soul than you.



Sell Sell Sell!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 15:14
Replies: 10
Views: 3,125
Posted By Monkehpimp
Sounds like it.

Sounds like it.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 15:12
Replies: 125
Views: 10,350
Posted By Monkehpimp
like Jude Law in Stalingrad \o/

like Jude Law in Stalingrad \o/
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 15:09
Replies: 10
Views: 3,125
Posted By Monkehpimp
Re: argh my eye!

You've possibly scratched your retina then.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 15:04
Replies: 125
Views: 10,350
Posted By Monkehpimp
eh ok, must have heard wrong (or more likely been...

eh ok, must have heard wrong (or more likely been told wrong).


So it was the poms fault then..
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 15:01
Replies: 125
Views: 10,350
Posted By Monkehpimp
Interesting, I never knew that. I had always...

Interesting, I never knew that. I had always heard he was one of the best, if not the best commanders Germany had. As I mentioned earlier my knowledge basicly surrounds NZ's involvement, which was...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 14:36
Replies: 125
Views: 10,350
Posted By Monkehpimp
Why did Rommel get sent there then :confused: ...

Why did Rommel get sent there then :confused:


Actually the New Zealanders were mostly deployed to north africa against Rommel, including Charles Upham, one of the best soldiers in the war due...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 14:33
Replies: 125
Views: 10,350
Posted By Monkehpimp
yeah thats the one. Its been a few years...

yeah thats the one.


Its been a few years since I did origins of WWII in history.

I don't think NZ actually sent troops in the end but they offered some kind of support somewhere along the...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 13:09
Replies: 10
Views: 3,621
Posted By Monkehpimp
someone hasn't had their pills today :/

someone hasn't had their pills today :/
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 12:47
Replies: 10
Views: 3,621
Posted By Monkehpimp
The only subject I passed last year was physics...

The only subject I passed last year was physics and I still barely understand that :(
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 12:37
Replies: 125
Views: 10,350
Posted By Monkehpimp
When the Italians invaded that north african...

When the Italians invaded that north african country which I cannot remember the name of (it has since changed names anyways) and half the country was eventually appeased to Italy, only 2 countries...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 10:15
Replies: 37
Views: 4,808
Posted By Monkehpimp
Export Gold. "Kiwi bum student who...

Export Gold.


"Kiwi bum student who doesn't drink Tui or Speights"
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 05:24
Replies: 125
Views: 10,350
Posted By Monkehpimp
Well yeah I would have thought that if you were...

Well yeah I would have thought that if you were (supposidly) giving equal amounts of everything to everyone, the less people you had to do it over, the easier it would be?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 01:18
Replies: 27
Views: 3,598
Posted By Monkehpimp
Kahlua and moro cheesecake, as done by the good...

Kahlua and moro cheesecake, as done by the good folk at Lone Star in town.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 00:48
Replies: 125
Views: 10,350
Posted By Monkehpimp
They can't attack Iran because any enemy the...

They can't attack Iran because any enemy the US/UK attack has to have a 'bad guy' with a name thats easy for everyone to go around hating and one thats easy for kids can make rhymes about, like...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Sep 2003, 12:53
Replies: 28
Views: 3,731
Posted By Monkehpimp
Someone start up a fake (or real) terror group...

Someone start up a fake (or real) terror group and claim responsibilty.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2003, 03:07
Replies: 28
Views: 3,731
Posted By Monkehpimp
I went on it back in '96. It was fun :(

I went on it back in '96. It was fun :(
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2003, 14:34
Replies: 3
Views: 2,221
Posted By Monkehpimp
Not as exciting as the bangladesh - Pakistan...

Not as exciting as the bangladesh - Pakistan game.



They came so close :(
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2003, 09:00
Replies: 8
Views: 3,651
Posted By Monkehpimp
the brittish fuel taxes seem very money grabbing...

the brittish fuel taxes seem very money grabbing to me.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2003, 07:15
Replies: 8
Views: 3,651
Posted By Monkehpimp
Ofc having a large ozone hole just below the...

Ofc having a large ozone hole just below the country doesn't help matters.

The guy driving the tractor was an MP and now may face charges.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2003, 05:30
Replies: 8
Views: 2,483
Posted By Monkehpimp
I always just cite whichever source I got the...

I always just cite whichever source I got the information from.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 06:48
Replies: 58
Views: 8,148
Posted By Monkehpimp
3/10.

3/10.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 06:15
Replies: 69
Views: 6,458
Posted By Monkehpimp
Tinfoil+fillings. evil.

Tinfoil+fillings.



evil.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 08:24
Replies: 26
Views: 3,187
Posted By Monkehpimp
realultimatepower etc

realultimatepower etc
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 05:52
Replies: 29
Views: 4,159
Posted By Monkehpimp
touche...

touche...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 12:55
Replies: 8
Views: 2,844
Posted By Monkehpimp
I saw it last year. They ruined a perfectly...

I saw it last year.

They ruined a perfectly servicable concept with an absolute **** love story.

The only thing amusing about it was the basic 'suing god' concept.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 08:54
Replies: 24
Views: 3,878
Posted By Monkehpimp
so is it on the web anywhere then?

so is it on the web anywhere then?
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 05:10
Replies: 45
Views: 4,396
Posted By Monkehpimp
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 03:22
Replies: 29
Views: 4,159
Posted By Monkehpimp
I was banned for being sarcasticly racist. ...

I was banned for being sarcasticly racist.





get over yourself.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 03:17
Replies: 51
Views: 6,627
Posted By Monkehpimp
its about NZ$1.05 for a litre here atm. ...

its about NZ$1.05 for a litre here atm.

Using what has been preiviously said in this thread, I work out the US prices to be around NZ$0.70 per litre.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 14:18
Replies: 217
Views: 14,503
Posted By Monkehpimp
wow, who didn't see that coming a mile away, huh?...

wow, who didn't see that coming a mile away, huh?

pretty quick off the mark, I'll give you that.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 14:14
Replies: 217
Views: 14,503
Posted By Monkehpimp
Yup, I spoke to an Iraqi guy once who was on a...

Yup, I spoke to an Iraqi guy once who was on a soccer team we were playing. He was rather violent and took a swing at another guy on my team during the game, which ofc the ref missed.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 12:14
Replies: 217
Views: 14,503
Posted By Monkehpimp
Propagandhi - **** the border

Propagandhi - **** the border
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 12:00
Replies: 217
Views: 14,503
Posted By Monkehpimp
well he kinda prooved them right for rejecting...

well he kinda prooved them right for rejecting him if he's stupid enough to do something like that :/
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 01:33
Replies: 20
Views: 4,482
Posted By Monkehpimp
New Zealand, 17 :/

New Zealand, 17



:/
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 04:37
Replies: 19
Views: 4,086
Posted By Monkehpimp
You scored 8 correct out of 50. 40 - 50:...

You scored 8 correct out of 50.

40 - 50: Wow! You know more than a minister, priest, or rabbi!
30 - 39: Congratulations! Better informed than most Americans
20 - 29: Passing Grade
10 - 19: Did...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 06:14
Replies: 32
Views: 4,670
Posted By Monkehpimp
:banana: :ninja: :nv:

:banana: :ninja: :nv:
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 05:09
Replies: 12
Views: 3,708
Posted By Monkehpimp
I would be somewhat confused, as none of those...

I would be somewhat confused, as none of those things exist in my country.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 11:10
Replies: 19
Views: 3,703
Posted By Monkehpimp
When making a suggestion, should it be assumed...

When making a suggestion, should it be assumed that you have no friends?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 11:34
Replies: 61
Views: 8,927
Posted By Monkehpimp
it would take forever to kill hordes of zombies...

it would take forever to kill hordes of zombies with a farsight :/

unless ofc I could get them to stand in a single file and fire one shot through all of them....
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 10:02
Replies: 19
Views: 3,231
Posted By Monkehpimp
'**** her gently'

'**** her gently'
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 07:15
Replies: 61
Views: 8,927
Posted By Monkehpimp
I'd take an RCP-120 and a bunch of combat boosts.

I'd take an RCP-120 and a bunch of combat boosts.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 07:08
Replies: 14
Views: 3,531
Posted By Monkehpimp
old. New Zealand home made weapons =...

old.



New Zealand home made weapons = teh win
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 12:13
Replies: 14
Views: 3,112
Posted By Monkehpimp
meh life is average over my way.

meh life is average over my way.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 06:49
Replies: 12
Views: 3,463
Posted By Monkehpimp
look, we all know Saddam died in 1982 and his...

look, we all know Saddam died in 1982 and his doubles have been pretending he's still alive since.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 10:58
Replies: 68
Views: 7,095
Posted By Monkehpimp
The big decline: Happy...

The big decline:

Happy (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=152033)
Worried (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=153589)
annoyed...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 11:04
Replies: 10
Views: 2,502
Posted By Monkehpimp
GD should claim responsibility!! They'll...

GD should claim responsibility!!


They'll think we're a new amusing terrorist group.



or something.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 10:59
Replies: 5
Views: 2,670
Posted By Monkehpimp
any players considered 'good' are constantly...

any players considered 'good' are constantly bagged on this board.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 11:41
Replies: 22
Views: 3,895
Posted By Monkehpimp
I have windows 98 and norton autoprotect/live...

I have windows 98 and norton autoprotect/live update.



I'm fine right?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 07:29
Replies: 12
Views: 3,737
Posted By Monkehpimp
After reading that I decided to check...

After reading that I decided to check theonion.com.





It wasn't there :(
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 09:43
Replies: 31
Views: 4,934
Posted By Monkehpimp
'A dyslexic man walks into a bra'

'A dyslexic man walks into a bra'
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 13:18
Replies: 9
Views: 2,641
Posted By Monkehpimp
oi, women enjoy sexually explicit material too.

oi, women enjoy sexually explicit material too.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Aug 2003, 11:13
Replies: 27
Views: 3,904
Posted By Monkehpimp
its really, really worrying how you don't realise...

its really, really worrying how you don't realise how absolute **** you are.





at least it would be if I cared about your sanity in the slightest.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Aug 2003, 10:57
Replies: 27
Views: 3,904
Posted By Monkehpimp
small things, small minds etc

small things, small minds etc
Forum: General Discussions 10 Aug 2003, 02:46
Replies: 19
Views: 3,367
Posted By Monkehpimp
I drive with people illegally all the time (ie...

I drive with people illegally all the time (ie with people on thier 'restricted' meaning they can drive on thier own, but not with passengers who haven't had thier full for 2 years) and we pass cops...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2003, 08:31
Replies: 66
Views: 6,968
Posted By Monkehpimp
Stickmen (I don't think this ever made it out of...

Stickmen (I don't think this ever made it out of NZ, but it was a great film)
Shawshank Redemption
Forest Gump
Reservoir Dogs
Scarfies (same as stickmen)
braveheart
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 13:15
Replies: 36
Views: 3,963
Posted By Monkehpimp
Nathan Astle > Pom bowlers

Nathan Astle > Pom bowlers
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 12:35
Replies: 9
Views: 2,884
Posted By Monkehpimp
They lived for thousands of years in an area...

They lived for thousands of years in an area which tends to get lots of sun.

sun=bright

brightness=squinty eyes

evolution, see.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 10:08
Replies: 11
Views: 3,141
Posted By Monkehpimp
Re: Questionaire

Feel free to answer as you like. Here's mine:

1. What's your real name?
sry, I don't trust you people
2. What's your favorite nickname?
n/a
4. What's your favorite nickname...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 07:24
Replies: 16
Views: 2,802
Posted By Monkehpimp
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 11:02
Replies: 37
Views: 3,951
Posted By Monkehpimp
My local train service had heat speed...

My local train service had heat speed restrictions last summer.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 09:53
Replies: 32
Views: 3,631
Posted By Monkehpimp
¼½¾ are alt+0188/0189/0190 always...

¼½¾ are alt+0188/0189/0190


always remember those ones :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 03:57
Replies: 11
Views: 2,905
Posted By Monkehpimp
Its winter and cold here.

Its winter and cold here.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 07:17
Replies: 14
Views: 2,745
Posted By Monkehpimp
"Drop it like Barthez"

"Drop it like Barthez"
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 07:14
Replies: 18
Views: 3,017
Posted By Monkehpimp
I get an allowance

I get an allowance
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 05:20
Replies: 31
Views: 3,981
Posted By Monkehpimp
shhhhhh if my secret gets out I'll by lynched by...

shhhhhh if my secret gets out I'll by lynched by the mods :(
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2003, 11:06
Replies: 53
Views: 6,251
Posted By Monkehpimp
specially if you're english atm :P

specially if you're english atm :P
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2003, 11:04
Replies: 31
Views: 3,981
Posted By Monkehpimp
Your crap gimmick just killed itself with that...

Your crap gimmick just killed itself with that last post. It doesn't seem to fit in properly....
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2003, 05:47
Replies: 53
Views: 6,251
Posted By Monkehpimp
I think Buck Shelford is proof that Rugby players...

I think Buck Shelford is proof that Rugby players are much harder (or stupider) than yank footballers...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 06:23
Replies: 28
Views: 3,982
Posted By Monkehpimp
its more likely they'll just start up on the next...

its more likely they'll just start up on the next country. The media wont remember WMD as soon as that happens.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 03:43
Replies: 29
Views: 4,178
Posted By Monkehpimp
C. less effort while still being...

C.


less effort while still being superior.


win-win.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 03:22
Replies: 28
Views: 3,982
Posted By Monkehpimp
I only read the first bit, but could it be to do...

I only read the first bit, but could it be to do with the use of depleted uranium shells?


I put my 50 cents on no.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 11:13
Replies: 22
Views: 3,806
Posted By Monkehpimp
nope, whats it look like?

nope, whats it look like?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 11:03
Replies: 35
Views: 3,708
Posted By Monkehpimp
only when he came in with stories of...

only when he came in with stories of self-mutilation
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 09:50
Replies: 225
Views: 15,607
Posted By Monkehpimp
pure evil. and not in the good disney...

pure evil.



and not in the good disney way :/
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 11:48
Replies: 41
Views: 4,460
Posted By Monkehpimp
muslim used to have weekly stories similar to...

muslim used to have weekly stories similar to this, but in worse english, and strangely, more interesting.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 10:52
Replies: 26
Views: 3,473
Posted By Monkehpimp
You will be working for me from now on, bitch..

You will be working for me from now on, bitch..
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 10:43
Replies: 11
Views: 2,582
Posted By Monkehpimp
I always say that school was better back in 4th...

I always say that school was better back in 4th form/year 10/whatever when we had a principal who wasn't trying to make our rather liberal school just like every other ****ing school around.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 10:02
Replies: 40
Views: 5,097
Posted By Monkehpimp
Water balloons with broken paperclips/drawing...

Water balloons with broken paperclips/drawing pins/anything else small and sharp inside with the water...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 09:53
Replies: 24
Views: 4,027
Posted By Monkehpimp
"ewwwwww its a lady getting pooed on" "Is it...

"ewwwwww its a lady getting pooed on"

"Is it Cartmans Mom??"

"Oh very funny you guys.."

"It IS Cartmans Mom!!"
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 27 Jul 2003, 08:19
Replies: 17
Views: 4,483
Posted By Monkehpimp
I thought golden circle was a brand..? ...

I thought golden circle was a brand..?


they do canned pineapple and the like??
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 27 Jul 2003, 06:15
Replies: 22
Views: 4,214
Posted By Monkehpimp
Why pay rounds suck: YOU HAVE TO...

Why pay rounds suck:



YOU HAVE TO ****ING PAY FOR THEM WHEN THEY ARE ****

/rant
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 07:01
Replies: 19
Views: 4,010
Posted By Monkehpimp
I've always wondered why people go to such great...

I've always wondered why people go to such great lengths to cheat at this game.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 06:55
Replies: 49
Views: 4,542
Posted By Monkehpimp
New Zealand Us > You and all that.

New Zealand

Us > You and all that.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jul 2003, 05:49
Replies: 41
Views: 4,697
Posted By Monkehpimp
Shes such a hick :/ they took her to a town...

Shes such a hick :/

they took her to a town with about 100k people in it, which was the biggest place she had been to and she was like 'wow, this is what New York must be like!!!'
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 07:05
Replies: 15
ow
Views: 3,316
Posted By Monkehpimp
I have a Mach 3 turbo

I have a Mach 3 turbo
Forum: Alliance Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 09:34
Replies: 82
Views: 15,351
Posted By Monkehpimp
P3. All the halfway decent gals were in OMG,...

P3.

All the halfway decent gals were in OMG, with the smaller gals who didn't know what was going on trying to form their own Nap rather than join ours. We roided them in para when ever we were...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 07:19
Replies: 10
Views: 3,240
Posted By Monkehpimp
WorkMonkey'll tell ya.

WorkMonkey'll tell ya.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 06:53
Replies: 10
Views: 3,240
Posted By Monkehpimp
'whats brown and sticky' etc winner.

'whats brown and sticky' etc




winner.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 11:33
Replies: 52
Views: 6,714
Posted By Monkehpimp
hahahahahahahahaha auckland. I read the...

hahahahahahahahaha auckland.


I read the Dominion-Post :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 11:30
Replies: 4
Views: 2,783
Posted By Monkehpimp
so what is 'pld'? i've never understood it :/

so what is 'pld'?

i've never understood it :/
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 07:18
Replies: 22
Views: 3,613
Posted By Monkehpimp
I just told my m8 sitting over there on the...

I just told my m8 sitting over there on the couch.




he laughed.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 10:06
Replies: 21
Views: 3,307
Posted By Monkehpimp
I saw one for the first time in ages the other...

I saw one for the first time in ages the other day in the kitchen.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 08:30
Replies: 66
Views: 11,214
Posted By Monkehpimp
I was in there somewhere. one of my much...

I was in there somewhere.

one of my much less active rounds, but I feel I contributed by getting another tag in the top 200 and sending the odd def fleet :)



-Monkeypimp[VGN]
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 10:39
Replies: 9
Views: 2,582
Posted By Monkehpimp
just check NHL.com (http://www.nhl.com) each day...

just check NHL.com (http://www.nhl.com) each day like I do...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 08:46
Replies: 16
Views: 3,621
Posted By Monkehpimp
drug flashback? maybe you were just...

drug flashback?



maybe you were just dehydrated or something.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 08:10
Replies: 16
Views: 3,621
Posted By Monkehpimp
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 07:54
Replies: 12
Views: 3,280
Posted By Monkehpimp
I borrowed Goldeneye off my m8 a while ago. ...

I borrowed Goldeneye off my m8 a while ago.

I never did get that 2x RCP 90 cheat before i gave it back tho :/
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 13:44
Replies: 73
Views: 9,613
Posted By Monkehpimp
Finding the Big Bug Fun Club in Jet Force Gemini.

Finding the Big Bug Fun Club in Jet Force Gemini.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 12:51
Replies: 3
Views: 2,353
Posted By Monkehpimp


Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 09:59
Replies: 95
Views: 8,441
Posted By Monkehpimp
They've been abusing human rights for decades,...

They've been abusing human rights for decades, yet still can't figgure out why people fly planes into thier buildings. Its the same logic that clearly shows that its all Marilyn Mansons fault that...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 05:17
Replies: 43
Views: 6,274
Posted By Monkehpimp
round 4, without the restrictions was still the...

round 4, without the restrictions was still the wankest of the earlier rounds.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 05:08
Replies: 30
Views: 4,204
Posted By Monkehpimp
so you're playing Perfect Dark on your N64. You...

so you're playing Perfect Dark on your N64. You pull out your K7 Avenger complete with 400 rounds. You start dealing death in all directions until, uh oh, you've fired 25 rounds and your clip is...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 14:46
Replies: 7
Heh
Views: 3,142
Posted By Monkehpimp
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 14:41
Replies: 26
Views: 3,551
Posted By Monkehpimp
well after you couldn't make a decision, I just...

well after you couldn't make a decision, I just got home and i only drank beer all night. hooked up with some chick i don't knw and nealy got in to a fuight with some guy.



how was ur...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 07:30
Replies: 64
Views: 10,337
Posted By Monkehpimp
the Vengeance private chan is currently filled...

the Vengeance private chan is currently filled with

<|VGN|> No unhandled Incommings! Check webby for all calls


our def rocks :)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 06:49
Replies: 12
Views: 3,255
Posted By Monkehpimp
bunnypoker :D

bunnypoker :D
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 16:06
Replies: 11
Views: 3,238
Posted By Monkehpimp
on these forums, no on sites with stuff worth...

on these forums, no
on sites with stuff worth printing, yes
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 15:19
Replies: 30
Views: 4,204
Posted By Monkehpimp
it didn't. in fact, all the guns used the...

it didn't.

in fact, all the guns used the same rounds :/
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 13:54
Replies: 26
Views: 3,551
Posted By Monkehpimp
Mixing drinks

Now I know that alternating between say.. spirits and beer is best to be avoiding from a puking standpoint, but is drinking a large amount of beer followed by a large amount of spirits without...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 13:30
Replies: 18
Views: 2,955
Posted By Monkehpimp
Cartmans mum in the southpark movie. ...

Cartmans mum in the southpark movie.



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 05:43
Replies: 11
Views: 3,408
Posted By Monkehpimp
Your mom can be stupid!!

Your mom can be stupid!!
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 06:57
Replies: 9
Views: 2,866
Posted By Monkehpimp
Zeeland?? thats sooooooo 400 years ago... ...

Zeeland?? thats sooooooo 400 years ago...

New Zealand is the fresh place to be babeh!!!
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 06:46
Replies: 40
Views: 7,089
Posted By Monkehpimp
Well I started round 3, and I'm not playing round...

Well I started round 3, and I'm not playing round 10.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 11:11
Replies: 41
Views: 5,383
Posted By Monkehpimp
haha he's gonna get way more porno spam now. His...

haha he's gonna get way more porno spam now. His struggle is about to get much worse.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 10:39
Replies: 67
Views: 7,335
Posted By Monkehpimp
Mine evolved from a name I renamed AKI-Man in...

Mine evolved from a name I renamed AKI-Man in WCW/NWO Revenge on the N64 several years ago, which was 'fiveassedmonkeymanVII' the 'fiveassedmonkey' bit came from south park, and the 'manVII' bit was...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 05:09
Replies: 23
Views: 3,038
Posted By Monkehpimp
I laughed. but only cos they were monkeys :/

I laughed.

but only cos they were monkeys :/
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 04:57
Replies: 47
Views: 5,985
Posted By Monkehpimp
I was still thinking that until i read this...

I was still thinking that until i read this thread :/
Forum: Alliance Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 14:51
Replies: 60
Views: 10,721
Posted By Monkehpimp
I have no idea who this guy is, or really where...

I have no idea who this guy is, or really where LDK came from (as I haven't played in ages, and am only playing this round cos its free) but I have joined in on the attack, with pods only.


\o/
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 13:19
Replies: 30
Views: 4,693
Posted By Monkehpimp
someone mentioned that on here when the war was...

someone mentioned that on here when the war was actually happening.

but yes its very much like the US.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 12:18
Replies: 60
Views: 7,715
Posted By Monkehpimp
man who stands on other mans backside, is high on...

man who stands on other mans backside, is high on crack.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 12:15
Replies: 60
Views: 7,715
Posted By Monkehpimp
'Give me a battalion of Maori, and I will win...

'Give me a battalion of Maori, and I will win Africa'



-Rommel, to Hitler when asked what he required to win the African campaign in WWII.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 11:33
Replies: 48
Views: 5,018
Posted By Monkehpimp
Just because someone posted a rap based on...

Just because someone posted a rap based on someone elses music/lyrics, doesn't mean any of you are black*, so stop talking like it.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 05:07
Replies: 30
Views: 4,610
Posted By Monkehpimp
I started early round 3, and that was the funnest...

I started early round 3, and that was the funnest round I've played. (out of 3/4/5/8/10)
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 12:58
Replies: 70
Views: 9,041
Posted By Monkehpimp
I seem to recall having a convo similar to this,...

I seem to recall having a convo similar to this, roles reversed about Fury bashing people in round 3.....

why I remember this, I dunno but its not nice being on this side is it??
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 12:40
Replies: 10
Views: 3,045
Posted By Monkehpimp
people type 'fck' on the forums all the time, and...

people type 'fck' on the forums all the time, and noone gives a flying fck about it.

Why not just allow swearing? anyone who doesn't like it can fck off to the jolt forums or something.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 05:33
Replies: 8
Views: 2,788
Posted By Monkehpimp
Only smaller than yo mammas

Only smaller than yo mammas
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2003, 13:48
Replies: 26
Views: 3,425
Posted By Monkehpimp
It better have omega supreme in it :/

It better have omega supreme in it :/
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2003, 12:46
Replies: 21
Views: 3,161
Posted By Monkehpimp
I have a poster from 'the wrong trousers' of...

I have a poster from 'the wrong trousers' of wallace on a trolly with a net and gromit on the train chasing the penguin :D
Forum: Alliance Discussions 7 Jul 2003, 09:59
Replies: 32
Views: 13,694
Posted By Monkehpimp
I still have no idea who the hell LDK consists of...

I still have no idea who the hell LDK consists of heh.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2003, 05:23
Replies: 39
Views: 3,178
Posted By Monkehpimp
Philips (screan) Samsung (cd drive) Ricoh...

Philips (screan)
Samsung (cd drive)
Ricoh (burner)


:/
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jul 2003, 13:24
Replies: 41
Views: 4,555
Posted By Monkehpimp
This Muslim fad has gone on long enough. ...

This Muslim fad has gone on long enough.


Can we have the next exciting craze please?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2003, 13:03
Replies: 15
Views: 3,296
Posted By Monkehpimp
It's unlikely that the aves will sign a goalie,...

It's unlikely that the aves will sign a goalie, because they spent the same amount they saved on Roys contract getting Selanne and Kariya. They are not the Rangers, and will not throw 10 million at...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2003, 04:50
Replies: 15
Views: 3,296
Posted By Monkehpimp
so you're coaching a team playing the aves. you...

so you're coaching a team playing the aves.
you have 1 star defensive pairing.

who do you put them against?

Tanguay-Forsberg Hejduk or

Selanne-Sakic-Kariya
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 13:03
Replies: 68
Views: 6,837
Posted By Monkehpimp
Racism has much much more to do with your...

Racism has much much more to do with your surroundings than Homosexuality.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 05:39
Replies: 16
Views: 3,462
Posted By Monkehpimp
:ninja:

:ninja:
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 11:26
Replies: 29
Views: 3,765
Posted By Monkehpimp
the hard part about bleep tests is the turning...

the hard part about bleep tests is the turning though :/

I have 12.2 (alrightish)




how about YOU? (the reader)
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 07:58
Replies: 43
Views: 3,588
Posted By Monkehpimp
play 3-5-2 with a sweeper, and have the other 2...

play 3-5-2 with a sweeper, and have the other 2 def man mark. Its what our team does :/
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 13:56
Replies: 38
Views: 4,618
Posted By Monkehpimp
I'm on prepay, and texts cost me NZ20cents a msg.

I'm on prepay, and texts cost me NZ20cents a msg.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 16:34
Replies: 37
Views: 5,242
Posted By Monkehpimp
this si all **** :/

this si all **** :/
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2003, 12:45
Replies: 42
Views: 3,885
Posted By Monkehpimp
You can do what you like in your own home here,...

You can do what you like in your own home here, but gays can't marry yet. As of the other day its legal to be/hire a prostitute in this country too.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 12:11
Replies: 37
Views: 4,519
Posted By Monkehpimp
I'm addicted to coke :/

I'm addicted to coke :/
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 07:15
Replies: 55
Views: 8,569
Posted By Monkehpimp
dunno what my favourite was, but my least...

dunno what my favourite was, but my least favourite was 'WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH IT?'
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 07:11
Replies: 36
Views: 3,872
Posted By Monkehpimp
vBulletin Message You have included too many...

vBulletin Message
You have included too many images in your previous post. Please go back and correct the problem and then continue again. Images include use of smilies, the vB code [img] tag and...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 07:09
Replies: 38
Views: 3,572
Posted By Monkehpimp
So I'm 8 and a half inches then. fine...

So I'm 8 and a half inches then.



fine by me.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 10:12
Replies: 49
Views: 5,563
Posted By Monkehpimp
Best and Worst: forcing us to pick between...

Best and Worst: forcing us to pick between Milscans and ETA -4.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 06:42
Replies: 24
Views: 5,584
Posted By Monkehpimp
all I know is that me and others I know are only...

all I know is that me and others I know are only playing this round cos its free. Screw round 10.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 06:34
Replies: 331
Views: 66,090
Posted By Monkehpimp
1: Me 2: Starlock 3: Tone 4: Mundo 5:...

1: Me
2: Starlock
3: Tone
4: Mundo
5: Kileman
6: Spoonman
7: Elvenstar
8: Random Peon (sid..?) to def us at night
9: Random Peon
10: Random Canadian
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 03:24
Replies: 42
Views: 6,406
Posted By Monkehpimp
I can never get my head around macs. I was using...

I can never get my head around macs. I was using one for some video editing programme recently. Was quite cool though.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2003, 13:04
Replies: 23
Views: 3,055
Posted By Monkehpimp
I'm 1.85 M (6ft or so) and 83kg. I'm not fat...

I'm 1.85 M (6ft or so) and 83kg.

I'm not fat either.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 12:06
Replies: 28
Views: 3,781
Posted By Monkehpimp
I've always avoided using racists/homophobic...

I've always avoided using racists/homophobic comments. The only time I've been racist was sarcasticly, and I lost my account for that. :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 09:44
Replies: 2
Views: 2,589
Posted By Monkehpimp
:rolleyes:

-
#forums Monkeypimp Shai
#forums End of /NAMES list.
-
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 07:12
Replies: 18
Views: 4,124
Posted By Monkehpimp
everyone between C1 and C25 attack him, and...

everyone between C1 and C25 attack him, and everyone else defend.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 10:30
Replies: 16
Views: 3,630
Posted By Monkehpimp
go back to being a love-struck loser.

go back to being a love-struck loser.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 07:22
Replies: 17
Views: 4,056
Posted By Monkehpimp
Thumbs up :banana:

:banana:
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 07:14
Replies: 33
Views: 4,346
Posted By Monkehpimp
JugJug etc

JugJug etc
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 10:47
Replies: 17
Views: 2,596
Posted By Monkehpimp
I have never driven drunk but have been in the...

I have never driven drunk but have been in the car of a mate who did for about 30 seconds. We worked out afterwards that he broke about 7 laws in these 30 seconds which would total several grand in...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 13:52
Replies: 215
Views: 18,560
Posted By Monkehpimp
Just be glad you live in the world now, and not...

Just be glad you live in the world now, and not in the world in 100 years time which will be complete and utter crap due to capitalist corporations milking as much money as they can now.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 11:08
Replies: 203
Views: 25,742
Posted By Monkehpimp
I have never used my real details in case Spinner...

I have never used my real details in case Spinner comes to my house at night and looks in my window.*
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 11:47
Replies: 13
Views: 3,152
Posted By Monkehpimp
that = win

that = win
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 09:34
Replies: 5
Views: 2,510
Posted By Monkehpimp
it was 9-6 to england when i typed that, and now...

it was 9-6 to england when i typed that, and now its 15-13 england.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 09:19
Replies: 5
Views: 2,510
Posted By Monkehpimp
All Blacks vs England

No matter the result (the game is still going) this game was an absolute shocker by the referee and it's sad that the first game between these teams in ages where they've both had full-strength...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 04:42
Replies: 43
Views: 4,035
Posted By Monkehpimp
every morning i walk to the busstop, find its...

every morning i walk to the busstop, find its already been and walk to school. every morning I'm late.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 12:47
Replies: 26
Views: 3,517
Posted By Monkehpimp
in New Zealand they used to show the Simpsons...

in New Zealand they used to show the Simpsons every week night at 6 and new episodes on sundays at 7. shockingly, the repeats were replaced by..... Big Brother. Wankers :(
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 12:06
Replies: 4
Views: 3,186
Posted By Monkehpimp
funny, and I haven't seen it before. ...

funny, and I haven't seen it before.



:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 07:25
Replies: 47
Views: 4,003
Posted By Monkehpimp
All Blacks v England in my city. Tickets sold out...

All Blacks v England in my city. Tickets sold out before I could get any :( gonna be a great game though (assuming this **** whether clears up)
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2003, 11:37
Replies: 17
Views: 2,718
Posted By Monkehpimp
82 regular season games. four 7 game series. ...

82 regular season games.
four 7 game series.
all for this chance.


GO GIGGY \o/
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 10:53
Replies: 9
Views: 2,853
Posted By Monkehpimp
Bring back Barrysworld!!

Bring back Barrysworld!!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 10:21
Replies: 17
Views: 3,130
Posted By Monkehpimp
It's how those antiwar kids view America

*shameless nationstates plug* (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=monkeypimp)

some of it
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 07:19
Replies: 29
Views: 3,782
Posted By Monkehpimp
I have the live album+dude ranch. I have a few...

I have the live album+dude ranch. I have a few mp3s of thier earlier albums which are quite good as well. Their new stuffs ok, but not as good.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 12:31
Replies: 2
Views: 2,380
Posted By Monkehpimp
cruise missiles

how to build your own (http://aardvark.co.nz/pjet/cruise.shtml)

sort of.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 10:55
Replies: 8
Views: 3,317
Posted By Monkehpimp
Method At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's...

Method
At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor,...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 11:01
Replies: 52
Views: 7,196
Posted By Monkehpimp
I see.

I see.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 10:46
Replies: 52
Views: 7,196
Posted By Monkehpimp
advantage? is that because when we attack, most...

advantage? is that because when we attack, most of PA is asleep? When you are all asleep, we attack yes. When we are asleep, you attack. There are way way more of you attacking when we are asleep,...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 09:48
Replies: 18
Views: 4,272
Posted By Monkehpimp
well its been 5 days and I'm still waiting for my...

well its been 5 days and I'm still waiting for my pass...

damn hotmail :/ should have just used my isp mail like they recomended..
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 09:42
Replies: 52
Views: 7,196
Posted By Monkehpimp
If it was only countries, I doubt New Zealand or...

If it was only countries, I doubt New Zealand or Australia would win. Allowed to combine again, I think it would be a different story.. ANZAC > you (pretty much)
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 08:06
Replies: 15
Views: 3,050
Posted By Monkehpimp
just keep your eyes on the road :/

just keep your eyes on the road :/
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 10:37
Replies: 11
Views: 2,992
Posted By Monkehpimp
The comp my team plays in...

The comp my team plays in (http://www.college-sport.org.nz/cgi-bin/sport.pl?sport=11&otype=2&ntype=report&grade=01&grade2=)
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 10:11
Replies: 42
Views: 3,818
Posted By Monkehpimp
a neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. ...

a neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
'how much?' it asks. To this the bartender replies, 'for you, no charge'



HA HA HA
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 07:00
Replies: 38
Views: 3,547
Posted By Monkehpimp
THERES $10 MILLION BURIED AT...... die

THERES $10 MILLION BURIED AT...... die
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 12:09
Replies: 11
Views: 2,992
Posted By Monkehpimp
Re: Re: Re: Scotish football/soccer/goplayrugbyyoufags/etc

Ma'a Nonu made the All Blacks!!! We'll win the WC for sure now.

That was only in the title because I couldn't think of another name for soccer, and its what rugby players tend to call it :/
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 10:42
Replies: 11
Views: 2,992
Posted By Monkehpimp
Scotish football/soccer/goplayrugbyyoufags/etc

They drew with New Zealand.





almost as funny as england losing to aussie...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 10:47
Replies: 29
Views: 3,553
Posted By Monkehpimp
its 9.49 PM Wednesday..

its 9.49 PM Wednesday..
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 07:32
Replies: 47
Views: 3,292
Posted By Monkehpimp
:confused: :bunny: :confused:

:confused: :bunny: :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2003, 01:36
Replies: 9
Views: 3,028
Posted By Monkehpimp
New Zealand just nailed Sri Lanka and Pakistan in...

New Zealand just nailed Sri Lanka and Pakistan in a tri series IN Sri Lanka...


thats a bit better than beating Zimbabwe...

without shane bond for most of it
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2003, 01:31
Replies: 24
Views: 3,081
Posted By Monkehpimp
yeah it was scary because i watched it in the...

yeah it was scary because i watched it in the dark at a m8s house, and just before the tent was attacked his dogs started barking out of nowhere :/
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 02:50
Replies: 39
Views: 3,940
Posted By Monkehpimp
there wasn't no talking on the phone at all, just...

there wasn't no talking on the phone at all, just not a lot of it. When it got started tho it always went for a while.


I talked to her last night, and she doesn't want me to hate her. I also...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 08:50
Replies: 39
Views: 3,940
Posted By Monkehpimp
she claims to not like talking on the phone. That...

she claims to not like talking on the phone. That and if I'm on msn, and my gf happens to come on, should i just not talk to her?
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 07:34
Replies: 39
Views: 3,940
Posted By Monkehpimp
well she called. shes 'confused' and said...

well she called.


shes 'confused' and said "I don't know" more times than I've heard anyone say in one convo.


essentially 'she still thinks I'm a nice person' but 'isn't sure whether she...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 06:06
Replies: 39
Views: 3,940
Posted By Monkehpimp
well I'm currently assuming I'm going to be...

well I'm currently assuming I'm going to be dumped when she gets home and calls me (or more likely talks to me on msn because its less 'scary'). I haven't done anything wrong, so its most likely to...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 05:40
Replies: 39
Views: 3,940
Posted By Monkehpimp
'We need to talk...'

My gf just sent me a text uttering those fateful words :( she said she was 'confused about everything' yesterday so now I'm worried.



can any good come from this really?
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 10:58
Replies: 7
Views: 2,699
Posted By Monkehpimp
no.

no.
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 10:02
Replies: 17
Views: 3,985
Posted By Monkehpimp
take a deep breath. it can only be good...

take a deep breath.


it can only be good for you right?
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 08:50
Replies: 16
Views: 2,546
Posted By Monkehpimp
I've never been to Canada. I hear its...

I've never been to Canada.


I hear its cold, yet good.
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 10:11
Replies: 25
Views: 2,661
Posted By Monkehpimp
I thought your first clue were all the threads...

I thought your first clue were all the threads poping up about how **** GD has gotten?
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 07:00
Replies: 18
Views: 3,316
Posted By Monkehpimp
I live in a clean country. ...

I live in a clean country.







yay me.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 20 May 2003, 11:33
Replies: 39
Views: 8,157
Posted By Monkehpimp
wohoo! :banana:

wohoo!







:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2003, 00:41
Replies: 67
Views: 6,286
Posted By Monkehpimp
I might come back and respond later when I'm not...

I might come back and respond later when I'm not half asleep and can be bothered reading it, because as a 17 year old it sounds like it might possibly relate to me in some way.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 03:10
Replies: 32
Views: 4,642
Posted By Monkehpimp
I have a girl friend.

I have a girl friend.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 11:04
Replies: 27
Views: 4,012
Posted By Monkehpimp
Ducks in the cup finals=wrong. but its...

Ducks in the cup finals=wrong.



but its gonna happen, so QUACK QUACK!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 11:00
Replies: 26
Views: 3,031
Posted By Monkehpimp
this forums been lying dead at the bottom of the...

this forums been lying dead at the bottom of the hill for quite some time.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 09:51
Replies: 14
Views: 2,944
Posted By Monkehpimp
They've all gone back 4 years?

They've all gone back 4 years?
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2003, 11:40
Replies: 34
Views: 4,238
Posted By Monkehpimp


Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 06:07
Replies: 24
Views: 3,448
Posted By Monkehpimp
I just tried this, and its great. it would...

I just tried this, and its great.

it would be better if you could talk to people while 'appearing offline' like you can on yahoo msger :(
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 11:31
Replies: 27
Views: 4,012
Posted By Monkehpimp
quack etc. I played 2 games of inline...

quack etc.



I played 2 games of inline hockey today.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 09:57
Replies: 12
Views: 3,514
Posted By Monkehpimp
edited.

edited.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 09:41
Replies: 12
Views: 3,514
Posted By Monkehpimp
this was long ago established. you...

this was long ago established.




you will soon realise that you can't do anything about it and just go on with your life like the rest of us.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 09:12
Replies: 12
Views: 3,514
Posted By Monkehpimp
another crap middle east rant that was hard to...

another crap middle east rant that was hard to understand.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 02:30
Replies: 86
Views: 8,895
Posted By Monkehpimp
hook up with her THEN ask her out. ...

hook up with her THEN ask her out.



worked for me once.
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 11:24
Replies: 50
Views: 5,676
Posted By Monkehpimp
He really has no life does he? I...

He really has no life does he?



I didn't know anyone could possibly be that sad.
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2003, 07:23
Replies: 55
Views: 8,108
Posted By Monkehpimp
meh, half the mods are REALLY just my gimmick...

meh, half the mods are REALLY just my gimmick accounts.
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2003, 11:29
Replies: 33
Views: 3,642
Posted By Monkehpimp
Using IE for more than 10 minutes used to be...

Using IE for more than 10 minutes used to be enough to crash it for me. Thats why I'm using Opera now.
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2003, 11:26
Replies: 19
Views: 3,548
Posted By Monkehpimp
I have perfect dark.

I have perfect dark.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 13:59
Replies: 19
Views: 3,548
Posted By Monkehpimp
if i trade in my N64+10 games I can get a GC with...

if i trade in my N64+10 games I can get a GC with 3 games (including WW) for NZ$99 (about US$48).



yay or nay??
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 12:49
Replies: 23
Views: 3,408
Posted By Monkehpimp
the Avs are my favourite team. ...

the Avs are my favourite team.






I'm going for the ducks now though :D
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 12:48
Replies: 21
Views: 3,156
Posted By Monkehpimp
I'll be long dead probably.

I'll be long dead probably.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 12:18
Replies: 7
Views: 2,945
Posted By Monkehpimp
yes?

yes?
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 04:53
Replies: 24
Views: 3,055
Posted By Monkehpimp
-Soccer (school first XI, and we're in the...

-Soccer (school first XI, and we're in the premier grade in our region)
-Cricket (2nd XI)
-Inline hockey (the second best team in my city of any age)



as well as horizontal jogging.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 04:46
Replies: 23
Views: 3,408
Posted By Monkehpimp
QUACK!!!!! \o/

QUACK!!!!! \o/
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2003, 06:38
Replies: 24
Views: 3,034
Posted By Monkehpimp
Mine goes back to some castle on the 'isle of...

Mine goes back to some castle on the 'isle of skye' or something in Scotland. Maybe some Scottish person can tell me wtf that means?
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2003, 04:53
Replies: 34
Views: 4,182
Posted By Monkehpimp
corky and the juice pigs??

corky and the juice pigs??
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2003, 13:29
Replies: 36
Views: 4,854
Posted By Monkehpimp
wow I'm the most 'badass' so far.. and I...

wow I'm the most 'badass' so far..


and I answered no to all the 'have you ****ed another guy' type questions.
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2003, 13:26
Replies: 36
Views: 5,197
Posted By Monkehpimp
Several people in the movie said that America is...

Several people in the movie said that America is more multi-cultural than the rest of the world, and this is why there are so many gun deaths....
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2003, 13:23
Replies: 34
Views: 4,182
Posted By Monkehpimp
CHRISTMAS KETCHUP SONG VIDEO > *

CHRISTMAS KETCHUP SONG VIDEO > *
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2003, 07:22
Replies: 36
Views: 4,854
Posted By Monkehpimp
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge M any...

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

M
any and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2003, 04:53
Replies: 86
Views: 10,233
Posted By Monkehpimp
Anaconda.

Anaconda.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2003, 14:59
Replies: 98
Views: 8,238
Posted By Monkehpimp
Proof Scotland sucks at soccer: Look at some...

Proof Scotland sucks at soccer:

Look at some of the countries ahead of them in the world rankings:


52: New Zealand

53: Slovakia

54: Iraq
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2003, 14:43
Replies: 10
Views: 4,360
Posted By Monkehpimp
I have it on DVD and its uncensored.... ...

I have it on DVD and its uncensored....




Restricted to persons 16 Years and over.

NOTE:
Contains offensive language.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2003, 13:54
Replies: 25
Views: 2,617
Posted By Monkehpimp
DUCKS 3-2 RED WINGS (OT) (Ducks win series 4-0) ...

DUCKS 3-2 RED WINGS (OT) (Ducks win series 4-0)





JS GIGUERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 09:13
Replies: 15
Views: 3,593
Posted By Monkehpimp
Senators are up 2-1 in their 7 game series...

Senators are up 2-1 in their 7 game series against the NY Islanders, after they finished first overall in the eastern conference.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 07:08
Replies: 15
Views: 3,593
Posted By Monkehpimp
Avs will win it all :D and they will take...

Avs will win it all :D


and they will take Tampa Bay in the final
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2003, 11:34
Replies: 17
Views: 2,699
Posted By Monkehpimp
PartySlurm > all of you

PartySlurm > all of you
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2003, 06:12
Replies: 16
Views: 3,369
Posted By Monkehpimp
so whos he supporting in the playoffs atm?

so whos he supporting in the playoffs atm?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 06:11
Replies: 31
Views: 2,930
Posted By Monkehpimp
as this is a music related thread I will say...

as this is a music related thread I will say this...

BIG BROVAS (sp?) NEED TO BE SHOT* IN THE FACE!!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2003, 12:12
Replies: 11
Views: 2,922
Posted By Monkehpimp
he's long dead. he wrote several plays. ...

he's long dead.

he wrote several plays.


they speak in funny language.


if a play ended in deaths it was a 'tragedy' and if it ended in a party it was 'comedy'. The rest of the play...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2003, 12:02
Replies: 6
Views: 2,840
Posted By Monkehpimp
heard it before. Its funny though and if i wasn't...

heard it before. Its funny though and if i wasn't so physically shattered right now i might have smiled.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 12:37
Replies: 76
Views: 8,794
Posted By Monkehpimp
pretty much. He's still hanging on...

pretty much.


He's still hanging on though!!
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 12:32
Replies: 76
Views: 8,794
Posted By Monkehpimp
It would work out cheaper eventually doing that...

It would work out cheaper eventually doing that that sending 'aid packages' all the time. It would be a lot more effective in many cases too.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 12:28
Replies: 76
Views: 8,794
Posted By Monkehpimp
sorry ill shutup now. we hafta give them...

sorry ill shutup now.


we hafta give them SOMETHING to cling onto.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 12:25
Replies: 76
Views: 8,794
Posted By Monkehpimp
Planet Earth makes enough food to feed the world...

Planet Earth makes enough food to feed the world 5 times over. There is just no money to be had selling food to African nations. Some of these countries have debts so huge, that 30% of thier GDP...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 12:20
Replies: 76
Views: 8,794
Posted By Monkehpimp
This thread is showing how incresingly desperate...

This thread is showing how incresingly desperate pro-war people are for any sort of arguement.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 12:16
Replies: 76
Views: 8,794
Posted By Monkehpimp
there are some very poor African countries which...

there are some very poor African countries which is they were allowed an increase in trade by around 20% with western nations (ie an increase in thier exports) they would be able to pay off thier...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 12:12
Replies: 76
Views: 8,794
Posted By Monkehpimp
erm you don't think that the sanctions the west...

erm you don't think that the sanctions the west put on Iraq had anything to do with it?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 11:56
Replies: 37
Views: 3,472
Posted By Monkehpimp
the whole 'liberating the Iraqis' thing is kinda...

the whole 'liberating the Iraqis' thing is kinda flawed because they have been oppresed for several years with the americans not caring at all about them. They are not the only people in the world...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 11:15
Replies: 18
Views: 3,006
Posted By Monkehpimp
I never got any warnings :( in fact in...

I never got any warnings :(


in fact in my time on the boards I have only been told off by a mod once, and that was for quoting someone who censor evaded just because they censor evaded.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 07:10
Replies: 18
Views: 3,006
Posted By Monkehpimp
I only got banned once :( it wasn't my...

I only got banned once :(


it wasn't my fault I don't think before being sarcastic :(
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 07:01
Replies: 18
Views: 3,006
Posted By Monkehpimp
make me a mod!! you need one on this side...

make me a mod!!


you need one on this side of the world for when certain idiot aussies go on spamming sprees....
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2003, 06:46
Replies: 12
Views: 2,688
Posted By Monkehpimp
Re: Headaches when using a mobile phone

dw bout that, its just a brain tumor slowly forming.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2003, 06:09
Replies: 24
Views: 3,327
Posted By Monkehpimp
African dude: Earth North American dude: Fire ...

African dude: Earth
North American dude: Fire
Russian chick: Wind
Chinese chick: Water
South American dude (with monkey): heart



I thought.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2003, 06:05
Replies: 14
Views: 3,188
Posted By Monkehpimp
are crazy drunks dangerous in your country?? ...

are crazy drunks dangerous in your country??


damn :(
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2003, 06:02
Replies: 9
Views: 2,683
Posted By Monkehpimp
:e_chick: vs :bunny:

:e_chick:



vs



:bunny:
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 10:31
Replies: 12
Um
Views: 3,138
Posted By Monkehpimp
they banned all the spammy people anyway, but...

they banned all the spammy people anyway, but they're still refusing to bring it back.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 10:14
Replies: 7
Views: 3,472
Posted By Monkehpimp
:banana:

:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 10:11
Replies: 9
Views: 3,380
Posted By Monkehpimp
first rule of propaganda: make it believeable(sp?)

first rule of propaganda: make it believeable(sp?)
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 10:10
Replies: 100
Views: 9,266
Posted By Monkehpimp
Whats the point of them being in the UN as well?...

Whats the point of them being in the UN as well? all they do is Veto stuff, and then ignore the UN completely when other countries threaton to Veto something they really want.


Why don't they...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 09:59
Replies: 100
Views: 9,266
Posted By Monkehpimp
In which case they should have been sent home...

In which case they should have been sent home long ago. Can you take POWs if War hasn't been formally declared? I seem to remember some people flying some planes into some buildings and the US being...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 09:28
Replies: 45
Views: 3,260
Posted By Monkehpimp
please re-write that in a more understandable...

please re-write that in a more understandable way, and spell 'you're' correctly.



ta.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 09:25
Replies: 45
Views: 3,260
Posted By Monkehpimp
have any countries around Iraq said they were...

have any countries around Iraq said they were worried about Iraq yet? I heard that none had, but I guess that could be wrong. India is a threat to Pakistan. Or at least they were, Im not entirely...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 09:23
Replies: 100
Views: 9,266
Posted By Monkehpimp
they're not POWs tho i thought? wasn't the point...

they're not POWs tho i thought? wasn't the point that if they didn't declare them as POWs, and kept them off American soil, they would be able to deny them of thier rights entirely?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 09:19
Replies: 45
Views: 3,260
Posted By Monkehpimp
India has them. Now THAT would be a good war...

India has them.

Now THAT would be a good war to see if the US decided to 'disarm' India...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 09:02
Replies: 45
Views: 3,260
Posted By Monkehpimp
several Iraqis have cancer due to depleted...

several Iraqis have cancer due to depleted uranium used in the first Gulf War. not as bad as gassing people (which they tried to blame on Iran, but you know that anyway), but still in all honesty i...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 08:10
Replies: 9
Views: 3,380
Posted By Monkehpimp
But they were firing rockets at them!!

But they were firing rockets at them!!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 08:00
Replies: 45
Views: 3,260
Posted By Monkehpimp
oh ok all this killing must be alright then. can...

oh ok all this killing must be alright then. can someone quickly explain now why only certain countries are allowed to have wmd then?


I still feel happy my country didn't get involved in this...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 07:33
Replies: 45
Views: 3,260
Posted By Monkehpimp
that was me saying that if they are willing to go...

that was me saying that if they are willing to go to war without convincing people they are right, they wont care about convincing people that the WMD they find are actually saddams, and not planted...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 06:42
Replies: 45
Views: 3,260
Posted By Monkehpimp
in theory, if a member of the UN starts a war...

in theory, if a member of the UN starts a war without the UNs consent, that war is illegal, as it breaks the UNs laws..
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 06:31
Replies: 45
Views: 3,260
Posted By Monkehpimp
they started an illegal war without properly...

they started an illegal war without properly convincing too many people that they were right in doing so.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 04:54
Replies: 35
Views: 3,604
Posted By Monkehpimp
F1 is boring. I'm already a cricket fan, and...

F1 is boring.

I'm already a cricket fan, and I feel following 2 boring sports would be a bit much.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 04:52
Replies: 45
Views: 3,260
Posted By Monkehpimp
If they do find them, I wouldn't be suprised. ...

If they do find them, I wouldn't be suprised.

I also wont be suprised if the US 'find' them. (in other words bring them in later and pretend they were Saddams)



I'm pretty sure which ever...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 08:00
Replies: 14
Views: 2,967
Posted By Monkehpimp
Norway is a few million $$ richer now then..

Norway is a few million $$ richer now then..
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 07:57
Replies: 16
wtf
Views: 3,101
Posted By Monkehpimp
:bunny: :banana:

:bunny:
:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 06:41
Replies: 100
Views: 9,266
Posted By Monkehpimp
it doesn't worry you in anyway that humans are...

it doesn't worry you in anyway that humans are using weapons like these on other humans??
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 00:33
Replies: 100
Views: 9,266
Posted By Monkehpimp
Bush isn't killing civilians (a war crime) but...

Bush isn't killing civilians (a war crime) but the people under his power are.


go and research the 'daisy cutter'
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 08:55
Replies: 76
Views: 7,801
Posted By Monkehpimp
cyp would win in a gigantic flurry of geek rage. ...

cyp would win in a gigantic flurry of geek rage.


which ofc is the funniest kind of rage.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 02:27
Replies: 23
Views: 3,320
Posted By Monkehpimp
:banana: or thereabouts.

:banana:


or thereabouts.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 10:58
Replies: 35
Views: 2,751
Posted By Monkehpimp
the Iraqis just need to turn it into as longer...

the Iraqis just need to turn it into as longer war as possible. The americans seem to kill more americans than the iraqis do, so if they hold out long enough the americans will lose the war for them.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2003, 11:36
Replies: 3
Views: 3,048
Posted By Monkehpimp
old.

old.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2003, 11:35
Replies: 99
Views: 6,496
Posted By Monkehpimp
noones denying that Saddam isn't brutal, but then...

noones denying that Saddam isn't brutal, but then the 'daisy cutter' isn't exactly nice either....
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2003, 11:16
Replies: 15
Views: 3,088
Posted By Monkehpimp
I heard that about 6 years ago, except it was...

I heard that about 6 years ago, except it was about Winston Peters.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2003, 03:07
Replies: 12
Views: 2,872
Posted By Monkehpimp
ditto.

ditto.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2003, 02:41
Replies: 23
Views: 3,156
Posted By Monkehpimp
I haven't seen a popup window in ages on this...

I haven't seen a popup window in ages on this comp.

only on the school ones where IE is forced upon us :(
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2003, 02:38
Replies: 8
Views: 2,671
Posted By Monkehpimp
might explain why mine has gone way up.

might explain why mine has gone way up.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2003, 02:12
Replies: 18
Views: 2,881
Posted By Monkehpimp
Physics is the only 6th form subject I have...

Physics is the only 6th form subject I have passed.

I failed maths, history, english and drama
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2003, 00:56
Replies: 10
Views: 3,508
Posted By Monkehpimp
Re: Your Dream Concert

Kiwi Band ahoy!!


still, D4 > Datsuns
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2003, 00:15
Replies: 7
Views: 2,902
Posted By Monkehpimp
Yup....

Yup. (http://www.theonion.com/onion3911/pt_the_war_on_iraq.html)
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2003, 09:48
Replies: 10
Views: 2,909
Posted By Monkehpimp
you could PM me (who lives in NZ) on here and I...

you could PM me (who lives in NZ) on here and I could call my uncle whos a sheep farmer...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2003, 10:10
Replies: 11
Views: 2,890
Posted By Monkehpimp
No but spamming an internet forum makes you cool!...

No but spamming an internet forum makes you cool! it shows that you have a life and that everyone wants to be your friend!!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2003, 07:32
Replies: 50
Views: 6,662
Posted By Monkehpimp
most of the coalition on the willing are...

most of the coalition on the willing are supporting the US because they desperatly want the $$ the US give them..


You really think places like Ethiopia give a crap about the US?? Tiger Woods...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 10:59
Replies: 29
Views: 3,551
Posted By Monkehpimp
What if Ernast Rutherford hadn't split the atom,...

What if Ernast Rutherford hadn't split the atom, would they have got anywhere??


NZERS RUINING THE WORLD \o/
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 07:25
Replies: 18
Views: 3,258
Posted By Monkehpimp
Propagandhi - Middle finger response

Propagandhi - Middle finger response
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 06:32
Replies: 38
Views: 4,001
Posted By Monkehpimp
/\/\ 0 |\| |< 3 |-| P 1 /\/\ P damn P's...

/\/\ 0 |\| |< 3 |-| P 1 /\/\ P


damn P's :/
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 03:49
Replies: 16
Views: 3,871
Posted By Monkehpimp
:rolleyes: I'm 'Anything but ordinary'

:rolleyes:


I'm 'Anything but ordinary'
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 11:14
Replies: 31
Views: 3,410
Posted By Monkehpimp
the US uses chemical weapons... hell in...

the US uses chemical weapons...


hell in the last gulf war they used depleated uranium shells, which is just as bad...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 05:08
Replies: 130
Views: 13,945
Posted By Monkehpimp
War is all bull**** propaganda. If you believe...

War is all bull**** propaganda. If you believe anything you see on CNN/BBC and the like, then you are most likely believing lies. Since Vietnam, the American army has posted strict restrictions and...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2003, 13:09
Replies: 291
Views: 22,329
Posted By Monkehpimp
compared to nearly 13000 in the US.... ...

compared to nearly 13000 in the US....


think there might be a slight gun issue in the states then?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 11:05
Replies: 2
Views: 2,163
Posted By Monkehpimp
its all about Vengeance...

its all about Vengeance (http://www.theonion.com/onion3910/gulf_war_2.html)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 10:59
Replies: 32
Views: 3,838
Posted By Monkehpimp
yeah me too, but I'm not the type to drop my...

yeah me too, but I'm not the type to drop my pants whenever I see a girl to show it off...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 10:55
Replies: 32
Views: 3,838
Posted By Monkehpimp
I can raise one eyebrow. that seems to...

I can raise one eyebrow.


that seems to impress girls.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 07:03
Replies: 291
Views: 22,329
Posted By Monkehpimp
Niether of you should have been in the situation...

Niether of you should have been in the situation where you could get hold of a gun in the first place.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 09:53
Replies: 37
Views: 3,464
Posted By Monkehpimp
Some kind of stick fighting duel between Saddam...

Some kind of stick fighting duel between Saddam and Bush that ends up with them both getting killed.

Iraq and the US then both become free democratic countries, the US gets rid of all its guns and...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 09:40
Replies: 34
Views: 4,069
Posted By Monkehpimp
They couldn't find Osama, and they have to kill...

They couldn't find Osama, and they have to kill SOMEBODY over there now, so why not Saddam?
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