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Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2006, 01:34
Replies: 34
Views: 1,297
Posted By eJohn
Re: Remember the South African guy in Lethal Weapon II?

insults using algorithyms, i like it.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2006, 13:42
Replies: 18
Views: 667
Posted By eJohn
Re: Holy rusted metal batforum

I have that book :(
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2006, 17:32
Replies: 87
Views: 1,802
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football]Champions League Final

Anyone who thought that was a bad refereeing performance really needs to go to Italy and play against Juventus.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 13:06
Replies: 87
Views: 1,802
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football]Champions League Final

no, but it was a huge, huge game, and he choked.

Also, when bobo balde and john kennedy manage to ruin your shit for 180 minutes, there are definite flaws.

You could see by the end of the game...
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 12:50
Replies: 87
Views: 1,802
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football]Champions League Final

Uh oh, turns out henrik larsson is ****ing fantastic. Still, he'd never make it in england, thats why he stayed at celtic, amirite the english media?

Players that deserve a champions league medal...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 17:46
Replies: 4
Views: 479
Posted By eJohn
Re: You know the board has hit the ****ing rocks

bring back thieves, **** furgion, nod and tarantulas lol, ayb is old, stop linking to SA, we need new mods, why isnt sunday banned, is IRC down.

Seriously though, what a great thread
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 16:00
Replies: 18
Views: 578
Posted By eJohn
Re: bye bye holland

this thread had an ominous title, considering the nationality of the poster :(
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 15:05
Replies: 19
Views: 822
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Cricket]England v Sri Lanka

he was suggesting that west indian fast bowlers swing about coconut trees. I'm sorry, i didnt realise it was only faux racist if bananas were involved.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 15:04
Replies: 43
Views: 1,446
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football]premiership2006/07

Jon Stead was pretty consistent in his first season, Juan Pablo Angel in his, etc. Thats the point im trying to make. One season is one season.

I hope you are right though, because i ****ing love...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 14:59
Replies: 19
Views: 822
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Cricket]England v Sri Lanka

i only listen to five live, and five live sports extra. occassionally classic fm.

Ok, so ive probably heard more racist things from callers in to shows, but not from a presenter/"respected" guest...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 14:52
Replies: 75
Views: 1,604
Posted By eJohn
Re: So Yahwe

if you expect maturity, logic, or empathy from yahwe you're sadly mistaken.

He's a twat, write him off. It was a crap thing of him to do, but at least it was him, and not anyone else - otherwise...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 14:50
Replies: 19
Views: 822
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Cricket]England v Sri Lanka

i listened to it, and heard boycott make the most racist comment ever on radio (from a non satirical program)

"t' west indies used to be good, now they're awful? what happened? at one point they...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 14:31
Replies: 22
Views: 1,306
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] The Greatest Football Club In The World

actually i was referring to england, in response to the typical "oh scottish football" comment from NB3. i suppose i should have clarified, because now the typical rebuttals come in. for everyones...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 14:29
Replies: 128
Views: 3,375
Posted By eJohn
Re: Yo students - AUT strike action

My tutor called us in and told us "how we did" without giving us our marks. Another tutor has handed back essays with comments, a grading matrix, but no grade. They are all doing their best for the...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 14:18
Replies: 43
Views: 1,446
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football]premiership2006/07

i love craig bellamy, dont get me wrong, but do not rely on him to be the worlds most consistent player, or you will be sorely dissapointed.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 14:15
Replies: 77
Views: 1,616
Posted By eJohn
Re: Just 4 more days to go

exams? you're from birmingham, and essentially a slightly posher chav. i had you down for being under a car all day, or cleaning windows
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 12:21
Replies: 62
Views: 1,405
Posted By eJohn
Re: Emo or Chav

Emo, they keep their anger to themselves
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 12:19
Replies: 22
Views: 1,306
Posted By eJohn
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 18:18
Replies: 128
Views: 3,375
Posted By eJohn
Re: Yo students - AUT strike action

Apathy in general and apathy towards my uni. I'm not going to go to graduation, nor do i want my name on the alumni list, because i dont believe my uni has really dont anything for me. Universities...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 18:12
Replies: 43
Views: 1,446
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football]premiership2006/07

i said based on this season. Jakiri, i didnt write this for you, because you're a ****ing pedant, and impossible to please. If i'd put Giggs in Center Mid you would have said

I find this highly...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 17:24
Replies: 43
Views: 1,446
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football]premiership2006/07

maybe with spurs this is the case, but im not sure how you differentiate liverpool from arsenal and man utd in this case. Lets just look at the provisional squads PRE any signings this summer, and...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 16:24
Replies: 47
Views: 1,612
Posted By eJohn
Re: Your Nickname

after i married david furnish it was time to reveal my true colours.
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 15:43
Replies: 13
Views: 673
Posted By eJohn
Re: Cheers Sky[Football]

in fairness, im on the completely other side of the debate. i dont buy into all the "every game should be saturday 3pm" argument at all - if it was up to me, there'd be games pretty much all saturday...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 15:18
Replies: 43
Views: 1,446
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football]premiership2006/07

i'm just waiting for it all to fall apart for chelsea, to be honest. If lampard plays as ineffectually as he did from january onwards chelski wont have it all their own way.

liverpool need a...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:25
Replies: 85
Views: 1,504
Posted By eJohn
Re: GD, a hair problem

this is what i do. **** you, natural bounce
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:24
Replies: 22
Views: 606
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football]oh well

just rename the champions league to the "elite league" or something if you have an anal problem with it.

More football = more football on tv = less boredom

There are still very good sides in...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:19
Replies: 40
Views: 880
Posted By eJohn
Re: how observant, intuitive and creative are you?

i got zero, because i decided that taking a test online wasnt a great way to prove my creativity
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:16
Replies: 52
Views: 874
Posted By eJohn
Re: Those hijackers granted temporary asylum

i refuse to side with the nationalist right, so by all means let them stay.
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:14
Replies: 43
Views: 1,446
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football]premiership2006/07

too early, not your domain, boyo.

Cant decide before all the signings are in, especially liverpool + man utds signings, and whether Henry stays or goes.
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:07
Replies: 14
Views: 453
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Celtic

im still not getting the crux of your argument. you were offered money but turned it down because it was a glasgow club. now a glasgow club gets him for free. for about a year hes been saying "oh btw...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:04
Replies: 128
Views: 3,375
Posted By eJohn
Re: Yo students - AUT strike action

it affects me, but im strangely not bothered. Theres not really anything i can do to change it, so im not going to bother worrying about it. I still support the lecturers though, ive seen how much...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:03
Replies: 43
Views: 1,357
Posted By eJohn
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:02
Replies: 26
Views: 481
Posted By eJohn
Re: The Scottish Cup

almost no mention of the scottish cup in this thread i see.

Dissapointing to see heartski sneak it on penalties.
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:00
Replies: 13
Views: 746
Posted By eJohn
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 13:59
Replies: 13
Views: 673
Posted By eJohn
Re: Cheers Sky[Football]

If villa were slightly better than the least entertaining side in the prem, they might be featured more.

Also, just buy the sportsman every day, as its ****ing great
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 22:07
Replies: 14
Views: 453
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Celtic

i thought hibs turned down a 400k offer for him in january. if so, they only pretty much have themselves to blame if hes left on a free. after all, its not as if this is out of the blue - hes said he...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 18:55
Replies: 36
Views: 939
Posted By eJohn
Re: Hell is..

did you put them on before or after you waxed your vagina
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 18:38
Replies: 36
Views: 939
Posted By eJohn
Re: Hell is..

why the confused smiley? imagine trying to pair all those socks together :(
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 18:31
Replies: 36
Views: 939
Posted By eJohn
Hell is..

... two fat 40 something women out on a hen night barging in front of you in the takeaway queue, stealing the last burgers while making disgusting saucy comments to everyone around them (which is...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 15:44
Replies: 9
Views: 508
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Id like to put the Hex on Jakiri

afaicr theres a difference of half a million in prize money for each position, is this correct?
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 15:39
Replies: 6
Views: 506
Posted By eJohn
Re: A game thingy that's better than KaneED's game thingy (just kidding rob, chill)

it broke on me.

hands up who else was playing solely to unlock hayley and look at her burning bra move.
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 15:38
Replies: 83
Views: 1,122
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Rooney and Terry and England

the excuses have started already. swing low, sweet chariot
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 14:59
Replies: 15
Views: 629
Posted By eJohn
Re: Boris Johnson in an England shirt!

he also played the german guy onside for their 4th goal.. he ran after him holding his hands on his head, he was gutted
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 14:55
Replies: 38
Views: 786
Posted By eJohn
Re: One thing you hold against another member of this forum

im not fond of being accused of being a gimmick
Forum: General Discussions 30 Apr 2006, 14:26
Replies: 49
Views: 900
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football]End of season news and associated filthy goings-on

tend to agree with jakiri. hes just sounded fed up, think he'll **** off for a year or two then end up at whatever mid level club is in a bit of trouble - bolton, boro, blackburn or something.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Apr 2006, 14:20
Replies: 83
Views: 1,122
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Rooney and Terry and England

shearer was crap this year.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2006, 20:30
Replies: 83
Views: 1,122
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Rooney and Terry and England

bandwagon/truth.

g neville picked up an injury as well. What a couple of days for england :)
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2006, 20:27
Replies: 58
Views: 1,412
Posted By eJohn
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2006, 15:51
Replies: 12
Views: 430
Posted By eJohn
Masters

Does anyone have one? What use are they? When do you have to start applying for them? How much do they end up costing you? How much work is involved, and is it worth it overall?

I'm approaching...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2006, 15:34
Replies: 30
Views: 579
Posted By eJohn
Re: Let's go wee

no, wii is just silly.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 18:49
Replies: 58
Views: 1,412
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] So It Looks Like It's Scolari Then

the idea that brazil were ever seriously not going to qualify for the WC is media hype, and ludicrous.

"he steered them to the WC with 3 wins from his last 5 games" - holy shit, 3 wins from 5?...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 17:43
Replies: 58
Views: 1,412
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] So It Looks Like It's Scolari Then

another mercenary?

Please note also hes not yet agreed on a contract. How embarrassing for England if he turns around and says no.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 17:41
Replies: 11
Views: 427
Posted By eJohn
Re: Fecking Nokia

i have been exposed to the word nous twice today, and i wasnt happy either time.

my old 6230 is the best phone ive had. this samsung d30 or whatever it is is a bit gash. It has a feature called...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 17:36
Replies: 27
Views: 622
Posted By eJohn
Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?

If you massage him, he will come.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 17:35
Replies: 13
Views: 485
Posted By eJohn
Re: King of Chavs

says pig, the lager lout football yob who visits strip clubs.

"normal bloke"
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 17:31
Replies: 41
Views: 672
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] PFA Footballer of the Year

Rumour has it if your studs are showing, its a free kick. It was a free kick, theres no debate.


ohwait i forgot the first amendment : John Terry is never allowed to do anything wrong and if he...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 17:29
Replies: 20
Views: 645
Posted By eJohn
Re: hmmmmm :/

in fairness, africa is shit. why go there at all?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 17:29
Replies: 22
Views: 469
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football]Champions League Final for Arsenal!

henry used up his worst performance ever the other night so by the law of averages he'll be amazing in the final. It should be an awesome game. Fair play to arsenal to be honest. Never thought id say...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 17:27
Replies: 15
Views: 623
Posted By eJohn
Re: Finally they have done a sequel \o/

when you consider the alternative is listening to yahwe talk, that was marginally funny.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Apr 2006, 13:37
Replies: 30
Views: 750
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football]Blatter is still an old Hatter

Turns out turkey didnt even make it to the tournament.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Apr 2006, 12:08
Replies: 17
Views: 511
Posted By eJohn
Re: A mother takes a shower....

is it normal for little kids to shower with their parents in holland? it certainly isnt here
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2006, 22:44
Replies: 33
Views: 628
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] I havent stopped smiling

Tell that to Robbie Fowler and he might mention the 4 ruled offside goals hes had since he came back. they were due some luck with the linesman


I will never defend cisse (indeed, i hope for him...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2006, 22:32
Replies: 33
Views: 628
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] I havent stopped smiling

actually i'm a liverpool fan. i wouldnt mind villa if they were entertaining, interesting, or didnt have such delusions of grandeur, which you perpetuate pretty badly :( having to be told "luke moore...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2006, 21:38
Replies: 16
Views: 646
Posted By eJohn
Re: The Queen

you're still rong tho lol
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2006, 18:56
Replies: 16
Views: 646
Posted By eJohn
Re: The Queen

repeat post to show love to my lovers <3
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2006, 18:51
Replies: 16
Views: 646
Posted By eJohn
Re: The Queen

People who like the queen are usually a combination of posh, pompous, english, protestant, nationalistic, self-obsessed, and ignorant. Theres absolutely no need to make an argument against such an...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2006, 18:49
Replies: 33
Views: 628
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] I havent stopped smiling

shite midlands team beats other shite midlands team in crapfest after diving 2 goal hero doesnt get sent off. millions rejoice, as aston "tenth game on MOTD" villa survive to be painfully mediocre...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2006, 13:00
Replies: 14
Views: 1,054
Posted By eJohn
Re: Burnt Face Man

Its so good that you'll quote it excessively for days, become the most popular person you know, then subsequently do it to death and have people going "burnt face man just isnt funny at all, your so...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2006, 12:52
Replies: 14
Views: 1,054
Posted By eJohn
Burnt Face Man

Now **** you if youve seen it or if SA or whatever the **** has already shown you it. I did a 3 second search on the forums and it seems no one has mentioned it. AND IF THEY HAVE I DONT CARE.
...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2006, 11:27
Replies: 41
Views: 672
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] PFA Footballer of the Year

rooney / rooney, or henry / rooney

Gerrard has been fantastic but has made some ridiculous errors this year, re against everton and arsenal. Phenomenal player though.
Lampard was ****ing...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2006, 12:51
Replies: 56
Views: 3,936
Posted By eJohn
Re: Strip Clubs

theres nothing wrong with them really, but they are pretty much for jocks and likely lads, so i'll stay clear.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2006, 10:26
Replies: 19
Views: 955
Posted By eJohn
Re: Grand National

i took Inca trail, who actually finished. 8th out of 9 :(
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 13:38
Replies: 42
Views: 1,095
Posted By eJohn
Re: the only ytmnd thing that has made me smile so far

You're probably right.

So why the internet cult of hatred towards emo, if no one can accept what it is, no one (with the ability to discuss rationally) will defend it, no one will admit to being...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 13:23
Replies: 42
Views: 1,095
Posted By eJohn
Re: the only ytmnd thing that has made me smile so far

What if i dressed "emo" and listened to goth? Is emo to goth what the 25 on a dartboard is to the bull - if you miss slightly on any front, sorry, you didnt quite make goth, you are emo lol.

As...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 13:16
Replies: 9
Views: 586
Posted By eJohn
#1 Thing a Friend of yours has done that you wish was you

My friends, being an odd collection of junkies, dropouts, hooligans, felons and assholes, have a lot of good stories that i always have to stop myself from telling in the first person, because i wish...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 13:01
Replies: 8
Views: 435
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Best comeback ever

I said in november that mclaren would be the next england boss, its looking more likely by the day. He was out at 25/1 at one point. Semi finals of the FA cup and i bet he gets it.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 12:57
Replies: 42
Views: 1,095
Posted By eJohn
Re: the only ytmnd thing that has made me smile so far

A few points,

Yahwe seems to be getting worse.

Im still not sure what emo is. The song says "i dont jump around when i go to concerts" - but i was pretty confident emo was all your linkin park...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 12:41
Replies: 53
Views: 919
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football]Im sorry pig, Im really sorry

Obviously not, considering how awesome arsenal's away premiership form is :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2006, 13:21
Replies: 25
Views: 608
Posted By eJohn
Re: Specialist street drugs

Interesting.

You see, im on prescription pills right now, and as part of my "recovery" process i've decided i'm not going to feel bad about it any more. I'm not embarrassed, and i have nothing to...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2006, 12:28
Replies: 25
Views: 608
Posted By eJohn
Re: Specialist street drugs

What sort of things have you ordered online, what are the costs / effects / comedowns etc?

I'm only semi serious in my attempts to branch out in to different drugs. The main things id be...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2006, 12:14
Replies: 25
Views: 608
Posted By eJohn
Specialist street drugs

This was something i was thinking about the other day. If i want hash or grass, theres around 10 different people i could get it off. If i want ecstacy or cocaine, it may take a day or two, but...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2006, 11:07
Replies: 143
Views: 2,240
Posted By eJohn
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2006, 10:57
Replies: 143
Views: 2,240
Posted By eJohn
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

[QUOTE=Nodrog] nor does the city's tendancy to favour socialist policies and views. QUOTE]

What? Please back this up.

The people of glasgow are too politically apathetic and uneducated.

They...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2006, 23:58
Replies: 143
Views: 2,240
Posted By eJohn
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

You see, i'd contest this. From my experience;

Glasgow is shit.
By default because the above statement is true, people presume Edinburgh isnt shit.
Edinburgh folk get ideas above their station,...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2006, 16:27
Replies: 20
Views: 829
Posted By eJohn
Re: so bored, need webcomic

http://www.exploitationnow.com is pretty brilliant. ive avoided doing work for 2 days now reading through the archives. 288 comics in im on july of 2002's work, so ive a lot of reading still ahead :)
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2006, 11:26
Replies: 43
Views: 1,080
Posted By eJohn
Re: What words If any

always tend to type maybe mabye
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 19:54
Replies: 143
Views: 2,240
Posted By eJohn
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

in fairness, glasgow truly is a disgracefully shit city
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 14:10
Replies: 143
Views: 2,240
Posted By eJohn
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

i thought i'd post again because someone was so enthralled with my last one <3
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 13:53
Replies: 143
Views: 2,240
Posted By eJohn
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2006, 12:32
Replies: 20
Views: 829
Posted By eJohn
Re: so bored, need webcomic

i would do bad things to nemi.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2006, 11:13
Replies: 143
Views: 2,240
Posted By eJohn
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2006, 17:39
Replies: 58
Views: 1,703
Posted By eJohn
Re: dumbest injury

Dear Patrons,

Retarded forum users who think posting in a thread that is on page 2 constitutes "bumping", when there are only around 5-6 active threads today, are kindly invited to sit on my face....
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2006, 10:33
Replies: 58
Views: 1,703
Posted By eJohn
Re: dumbest injury

i was playing football on a rubber crumb pitch yesterday.

When trying to half some 15 year old (who had ran absolute rings round me by the way) and had earlier elbowed me in the face, i slid in at...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 10:47
Replies: 30
Views: 852
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Coming of Age

this forum does nothing to cure me of my hatred of villa.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 14:45
Replies: 50
Views: 1,120
Posted By eJohn
Re: This thread is not about abortion

Believing in God, or Allah? They are letting superstition rule their decision, effectively (in my eyes)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 13:18
Replies: 17
Views: 878
Posted By eJohn
Re: How do we deal with shit posters?

yahwe is on about a par with bollywood.

pretty funny though, well done
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 13:14
Replies: 31
Views: 928
Posted By eJohn
Re: Oh my god, they've sacked Chef !

shit tv program loses shit character for shit reasons. shit people give a shit
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 14:48
Replies: 12
Views: 601
Posted By eJohn
Hearts

I've seen loads of Minesweeper and Solitaire threads, but never one for Hearts. Why is this? Hearts is fantastic.

I have a screenshot to prove my best ever game. I won (got someone over 100...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 21:51
Replies: 43
Views: 990
Posted By eJohn
Re: Now, I have a research project to do by thursday

I dont feel very quizzed :( for example, if it helps you at all, i LIKE people to know my clothes are cheap, its an anti-fashion statement. i have 3 pairs of the same 3 joggers from primark (and...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 20:59
Replies: 13
Views: 468
Posted By eJohn
Re: Top Ten Biggest Regrets

they arent in order, and most of them arent serious.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 20:51
Replies: 13
Views: 468
Posted By eJohn
Top Ten Biggest Regrets

Not backing Cardinal Ratzinger for Pope at 10/1 or whatever it was when every pundit (and by the look of the archive here, this board too) told me, advice which i passed on to all my friends
Drugs....
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 20:29
Replies: 83
Views: 1,253
Posted By eJohn
Re: Whats your price?

a/ i wouldnt take for any amount of money. id give for around £500 probably though, im a cheap whore
b/ if i do, itll be out of revenge. but then i suppose ill have to negotiate the book deal. whats...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 14:33
Replies: 8
Views: 520
Posted By eJohn
Re: Oh look another stupid thread with a video

that parrot thing cant be real, surely. ps post more videos, i enjoy these threads.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2006, 14:14
Replies: 33
Views: 563
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football] barca chelski

No, but Barcelona entertain.

Breaking the Man Utd / Arsenal axis is probably a good thing, but im not sure it is a good thing _at any cost_. What if Chelsea didnt have the money they do? The title...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2006, 13:53
Replies: 33
Views: 563
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football] barca chelski

Because after the talk, and all their money, they couldnt cut it? They dont even entertain, its no wonder people are happy to see them lose.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2006, 13:36
Replies: 33
Views: 563
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football] barca chelski

Chelski :crymeariver: :crymeariver: :crymeariver: :crymeariver: :crymeariver: :crymeariver: :crymeariver:

What a shame, what a darn shame.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2006, 13:31
Replies: 8
Views: 383
Posted By eJohn
Re: I dislike posting links from The Sun

This post exemplifies why MrL has such a high post count, and is a candidate for most irritating poster.


As for Glen Johnson, he'll be sold on and his career will get better. Maybe. He might be...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2006, 13:41
Replies: 91
Views: 5,596
Posted By eJohn
Re: So, whose lectures are cancelled tomorrow then?

My students association told me to miss my classes, so i went to them.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2006, 14:35
Replies: 81
Views: 1,201
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football] england

2-1 at home vs a team from a different continent that didnt qualify for the world cup. dont get carried away.

imo, the most encouraging thing for england was that france lost, brazil looked...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2006, 13:16
Replies: 17
Views: 1,111
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Alan Smith

hope he recovers as swiftly as all the asians he's beat up in his life have.

I mean really people, i dont wish any harm on him but i dont see the point in crying crocodile tears for someone who is...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2006, 14:48
Replies: 37
Views: 1,260
Posted By eJohn
Re: New poll dickheads

considering how rubbish my post was, im dissapointed it got as many votes as it did. i wouldnt back it in a one horse race
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2006, 14:46
Replies: 15
Views: 907
Posted By eJohn
Re: Batman Begins Sequel: Batman vs Osama Bin Laden (no, really)

How fitting that a fictional character should be fighting a fictional war
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2006, 14:43
Replies: 58
Views: 1,691
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

im presuming shes really fat and or ugly, and you led her on out of a sense of desperation
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2006, 14:28
Replies: 282
Views: 6,407
Posted By eJohn
Re: Total smoking ban passed (previously "Get in my son")

I couldnt give half a shit for any pro-smoking (or "pro choice") arguments.

From a purely selfish point of view, i hate smoking, i hate smokers, i hate the smell of smoke, and it being banned is...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2006, 16:14
Replies: 47
Views: 1,257
Posted By eJohn
Re: What do you think of this

you broke the internet
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2006, 14:46
Replies: 137
Views: 3,814
Posted By eJohn
Re: Jihad. Reality or Stage-Managed Psychological Warfare

"At your service, oh Mohammed, at your service, oh Prophet of God," the crowds chanted with fists raised. "Death to America, Death to Israel."
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2006, 14:23
Replies: 1
Views: 530
Posted By eJohn
Amazon

Was just wondering if there was any offers anywhere on the net that gets me money off, or a discount or something if i spend over 100 on Amazon.

I'm buying a shit load of course books.

Also,...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2006, 13:02
Replies: 137
Views: 3,814
Posted By eJohn
Re: Jihad. Reality or Stage-Managed Psychological Warfare

The situation has no solutions and no one root. When it comes down to it, you cant argue against people who wont use logic. Those who still live their lives by a religious code which has been...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2006, 12:55
Replies: 24
Views: 1,020
Posted By eJohn
Re: Draw Mohammed

The satirical French weekly Charlie-Hebdo also printed a new drawing under the headline "Muhammad Overwhelmed by the Fundamentalists" that showed the prophet with his head in his hands, remarking,...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2006, 00:58
Replies: 32
Views: 1,481
Posted By eJohn
Re: A lovely sad rant for you to tear me apart over

Im not sure what poor behaviour your talking about. Apart from the window of course, because thats going to cost me a ****ing fortune and im sitting here ****ing freezing.

I know im self involved...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2006, 22:27
Replies: 32
Views: 1,481
Posted By eJohn
Re: A lovely sad rant for you to tear me apart over

I have at least 3 personalities thanks.

Dante / Toccate : I still think you're using too much reasoning and logic. Not calling home means greater future stress. Plus its the right thing to do, to...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2006, 19:18
Replies: 32
Views: 1,481
Posted By eJohn
Re: A lovely sad rant for you to tear me apart over

As much as i appreciate discource and dialogue on this matter, i think you are far too rooted in logic and rationale than reality.

If you're suggesting i stop caring about myself, where would...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2006, 12:48
Replies: 32
Views: 1,481
Posted By eJohn
Re: A lovely sad rant for you to tear me apart over

Im not truly expecting help from an internet forum, dont get me wrong, nor is this a cry for help in any shape or form. What do you think i expect, lots of ":( :( :( <3 <3 <3"'s ?

Do i have any...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2006, 02:56
Replies: 32
Views: 1,481
Posted By eJohn
A lovely sad rant for you to tear me apart over

Id like to be serious here for one minute,

Im pretty ****ed up, and I mean super ****ed up. ****ed up to the extent where im having trouble getting through the night once ive taken off my clothes...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2006, 13:51
Replies: 17
Views: 2,030
Posted By eJohn
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2006, 13:49
Replies: 20
Views: 971
Posted By eJohn
Re: The birthday party

it was 99p a drink at a student union which i crashed. I dont remember much, i bought 4 drinks at a time, the dj played teenage wasteland for me, and we went to the casino. I must have won because i...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2006, 12:25
Replies: 7
Views: 625
Posted By eJohn
Re: Just got into work? Cant be arsed this morning?

ive read most of them before, but it doesnt take away the fact they're great
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2006, 14:45
Replies: 10
Views: 594
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Joey Barton hands in Transfer Request

I was thinking of when Celtic paid his wages and supported him through his treatment for testicular cancer, then he rejected a new contract and left on a free to join everton
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2006, 14:29
Replies: 10
Views: 594
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Joey Barton hands in Transfer Request

Alan Stubbs springs to mind too, but i dont know if that was the same agent.

Barton is a little shit. Although he's showed promise for a while, this is truly his first "stand out" season, so for...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 18:04
Replies: 16
Views: 791
Posted By eJohn
Re: Hey S|k

I'm calling frank warren
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 17:59
Replies: 16
Views: 791
Posted By eJohn
Re: Hey S|k

This thread could be constituted as a prelude to a title fight for the World Heavyweight Championship of annoying posters
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 17:25
Replies: 13
Views: 582
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] FA Cup 5th Round Draw

I retire from having to listen to mrl
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 16:07
Replies: 13
Views: 582
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] FA Cup 5th Round Draw

What was even the point in trying to correct me? I truly don't understand how marvellously shit the internet can make some people
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 15:08
Replies: 13
Views: 582
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] FA Cup 5th Round Draw

i was happy when i heard us draw yankchester united at home, but ive just realised how ****ed up our fixture list now is.


Sun, 5th A Chelsea (PREM.)
Wed, 8th A Charlton (PREM.)
Sat, 11th A...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 13:23
Replies: 26
Views: 935
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football] next england manager?

Its not exactly limited to being manager of England though, is it. Any public figure gets it (look at Simon Hughes, Mark Oaten just for two recent examples). You're preaching to the converted if...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 13:03
Replies: 26
Views: 935
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football] next england manager?

Im not sure there's many jobs that are high paid and people have such vested intrests in that dont come with these responsibilities. You surely arent feeling sorry for the rich, toccata? I certainly...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 12:48
Replies: 26
Views: 935
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football] next england manager?

Why? Millions a year for leaving football matches 10 minutes early to beat the rush, sex with an ex model 30 something when you're 60, travel and see the world - and pretty much you cant get more...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 02:35
Replies: 72
Views: 2,240
Posted By eJohn
Re: Oh my little fluffykins, I do so adore you, please be mine....

Yahwe's inbred
Dace may be too,
But nodrog gets off
On a trip to the zoo.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 02:28
Replies: 26
Views: 935
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football] next england manager?

McLaren will get it, i'm willing to take bets on that. He'll inspire middlesborough to a pillow snoozingly awesome 16th place then walk away.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 02:25
Replies: 30
Views: 1,094
Posted By eJohn
Re: More views than one

An outstanding post about an outstanding point by an outstanding poster.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 02:21
Replies: 53
Views: 2,026
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football]The Future is so bright, I gotta wear shades!

Its obviously not the best. I wonder how the lightweight arrogant gunners will do when they have a proper sized pitch next season instead of the seven a side joke that is highbury
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 02:20
Replies: 6
Views: 550
Posted By eJohn
Re: Some things you don't want to know about

Until this crap comes out, you cretins can get your fill of shit music from such bands as maximo park and hard fi i'm sure
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 02:18
Replies: 7
Views: 654
Posted By eJohn
Re: Black Widow

a shining example once more of how wonderful human beings are
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 02:13
Replies: 41
Views: 974
Posted By eJohn
Re: Gates has more money than the Uk :(

why on earth should we celebrate someone "making mp3 players popular" or "making pc's accessible". who gives a shit, this isnt the economic awards nor is it even clear that either have significantly...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 02:02
Replies: 16
Views: 849
Posted By eJohn
Re: Robbie Fowler

I heard posting in a thread on the front page isnt bumping, but just to please you, bump again
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 02:01
Replies: 5
Views: 547
Posted By eJohn
Re: euro bank notes

I was actually thinking if something like this existed earlier today. thankyou for curing my curiousity
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 01:58
Replies: 16
Views: 849
Posted By eJohn
Re: Robbie Fowler

Sold him for 11 million, bought him back for free

Genuinely loves liverpool

Only contracted till end of season.

Anyone is better than cisse.

Scored against man utd, something a dominant...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 13:44
Replies: 13
Views: 1,243
Posted By eJohn
Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox

funny as hell, cant get a read on the guy though. chav, or what?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 13:38
Replies: 35
Views: 1,464
Posted By eJohn
Re: Mark Oaten steps down after affair with rent boy

I dont think it should be an issue. Presumably if hes a ludicrously liberal as some of the people on this board he wouldnt see much wrong with prostitution.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 13:16
Replies: 22
Views: 1,142
Posted By eJohn
Re: Looks like a fun way to overcome boredom

ITT s|k artily neg reps me quoting shakespeare. mods, help, im being bullied and such. The bad kid stole all my greens :(
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 00:24
Replies: 22
Views: 1,038
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] TV Commercials for Feb. 4th

I actually try and will them to lose, so they are humiliated as punishment for playing a crap sport.

And Scotland is much much worse at football. We're like, top 10 in rugby or something. (hoho,...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 00:15
Replies: 22
Views: 1,038
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] TV Commercials for Feb. 4th

If rugby were half the game, or half as physically taxing, you might have a point. We wont even go into the complete lack of tactical skill in rugby. Oh wait i just did :( Never mind, ill only piss...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 00:11
Replies: 15
Views: 948
Posted By eJohn
Re: Emo Wrestlers?

Im not sure how killing himself makes him emo, but ok kura!

I actually quite enjoy wrestling. But im not expecting drug addicts, clubbers, or hockey players to understand
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2006, 14:22
Replies: 22
Views: 1,142
Posted By eJohn
Re: Looks like a fun way to overcome boredom

Its pretty much Crouching Tiger but without running on clouds and tree tops.

Also midge, i thought i was the only one who hurts my back when i sneeze. No one has ever believed me. You cant...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2006, 14:18
Replies: 22
Views: 1,142
Posted By eJohn
Re: Looks like a fun way to overcome boredom

"Freerunning". Cool occupation, cool link. Look up a program called 'Jump London' that aired here in the UK.

Would love to see an outtakes package though.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2006, 14:11
Replies: 11
Views: 819
Posted By eJohn
Re: Grub's up!

Looks like a pretty good way of protesting to me
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2006, 00:59
Replies: 30
sup
Views: 1,259
Posted By eJohn
Re: sup

oh idimmu.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2006, 00:58
Replies: 28
Views: 2,137
Posted By eJohn
Re: Neighbours Plane Crash

the above spoiler is obviously a joke
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2006, 00:55
Replies: 6
Views: 560
Posted By eJohn
Re: [TV/GAY] Dont miss...

I enjoy knowing what all the useless members of society are doing at a particular time on a particular day
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2006, 00:54
Replies: 30
sup
Views: 1,259
Posted By eJohn
Re: sup

I'd marry susan because shes the perfect woman truly.
I'd shoot Lynn because shes annoying as ****.
Id shag lilana because she obviously knows a few tricks the dirty slut, but i dont want anything...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2006, 19:08
Replies: 28
Views: 2,137
Posted By eJohn
Re: Neighbours Plane Crash

ive reached a new low
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2006, 19:03
Replies: 28
Views: 2,137
Posted By eJohn
Neighbours Plane Crash

Worst TV moment of the century? I think so.

Other nominations include :

The sunset bay earthquake

Watching Paula radcliffe piss herself.

The launch of channel 5
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2006, 02:53
Replies: 16
Views: 1,229
Posted By eJohn
Re: Caption Competition

Galloway : Now with 20% more smarm
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2006, 01:04
Replies: 11
Views: 847
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football]Worst footballing debut

Thats simply phenomenal
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 19:41
Replies: 123
Views: 3,558
Posted By eJohn
Re: ****ing Animal Rights Protesters

The real point here is that you should only **** animal rights protestors if they consent.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 18:01
Replies: 101
Views: 3,145
Posted By eJohn
Re: i am so ****ing sick of moshers/goths/and all that scum

Im going to stick my neck out and say it isnt a gimmick account. But if someone wants to own up to it being theres, im happy to admit im wrong.

I truly dont believe you can forge this level of shit
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 17:39
Replies: 47
Views: 1,683
Posted By eJohn
Re: Seriously, Greenpeace, what the ****?

Sensationalism is all people will react to. Its a shame, but we're a shit race, so what can you do
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 17:31
Replies: 14
Views: 725
Posted By eJohn
Re: I should have done this before

its your duty to be hungover, and then extremely drunk, so bad indeed, that the groom looks like a saint in comparison.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 17:25
Replies: 36
Views: 1,548
Posted By eJohn
Re: What should I watch?

Id stay at home and grow a penis instead if i were you.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 17:23
Replies: 123
Views: 3,558
Posted By eJohn
Re: ****ing Animal Rights Protesters

The most dissapointing thing for me is that i read this whole thread and i still dont care one way or the other
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 17:01
Replies: 15
Views: 848
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Yippeee I A, Yippeee I O, Sven Goran Eriksson in the sky

Combining Sven and Villa. You may as well move the ground to Transylvania or something and appoint Saddam as director of football, as im not sure theres any other way Villa could get shitter.
...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 16:57
Replies: 7
Views: 742
Posted By eJohn
Re: Bees Battle "Hornets From Hell"

Very interesting link, id rep you if i could.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 16:46
Replies: 9
Views: 654
Posted By eJohn
Re: [BBC News Link] Hahahahahahahaha

Mr Bush said he was "not going to prejudge what the United Nations Security Council should do".


Thank god for that, otherwise we'd have an illegal war or whatnot :S
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 16:45
Replies: 5
Views: 599
Posted By eJohn
Re: How many days have Kelly left?

Changing government ministers always solves the problem at the root!
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 19:26
Replies: 190
Views: 4,617
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] The January Transfer Window (UK Transfers Only)

If you lot go down, redknaap loses all wheeler dealer status with immediate effect
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 18:43
Replies: 17
Views: 964
Posted By eJohn
Re: [BBC Link] Stampede Again

logic, meet islam.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 18:38
Replies: 19
Views: 836
Posted By eJohn
Re: *envy*

True, but newspaper ads, billboards, tv ads, tend to have more substance.

You dont really _see_ anything but a mass of colours when you look at the screen. A quick glance, i see "rentclicks" and a...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 17:27
Replies: 19
Views: 836
Posted By eJohn
Re: *envy*

but people dont click on advertising banners at the best of times really. Especially not something like this, an internet "niche" which is going to be populated by more advanced internet users.
...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 17:20
Replies: 19
Views: 836
Posted By eJohn
Re: *envy*

I dont get it. Why would you want to advertise on it?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 17:16
Replies: 190
Views: 4,617
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] The January Transfer Window (UK Transfers Only)

Will Agger Do, do, do?

I dont know. I've only seen the pricetag, and the footage of him skinning rooney and then rooney fouling him. which amused me
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 01:44
Replies: 46
Views: 1,135
Posted By eJohn
Re: I was wondering what you pro-abortionists thought of this

if they had "used the correct words" and in anyway contributed to the thread or discussion then i wouldnt mind. People trying to score points as the established users on the grounds of pedantry and...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 01:42
Replies: 14
Views: 1,268
Posted By eJohn
Re: KentuckyFriedCruelty

kfc barely use chicken and its customers deserve bird flu though
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 19:54
Replies: 46
Views: 1,135
Posted By eJohn
Re: I was wondering what you pro-abortionists thought of this

As per usual, you're nitpicking. I'm not suprised but you're not going anywhere. You're still trying to say i loaded the questions deliberately, when its pretty plain to see i already expected...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 19:44
Replies: 46
Views: 1,135
Posted By eJohn
Re: I was wondering what you pro-abortionists thought of this

I've lost count of how many times ive said this now. Im not a troll, and i dont have all the answers. I was asking some questions, and asking other people to state what questions they thought were...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 19:32
Replies: 46
Views: 1,135
Posted By eJohn
Re: I was wondering what you pro-abortionists thought of this

assessment of the OP?

Im not sure i understand.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 19:19
Replies: 46
Views: 1,135
Posted By eJohn
Re: I was wondering what you pro-abortionists thought of this

Would you have preferred i posted a link, and left no comment? I typed out some questions that i felt were relevant and invited people to discuss questions they thought were relevant.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 17:11
Replies: 46
Views: 1,135
Posted By eJohn
Re: I was wondering what you pro-abortionists thought of this

On a side note, despite my disclaimers, guess what happened! the bias of a thread starter was attacked rather than the actual issue. The thread did evolve into something interesting with the...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 17:07
Replies: 46
Views: 1,135
Posted By eJohn
Re: I was wondering what you pro-abortionists thought of this

I enjoy how you go on to talk about me trolling apparently but fail to actually read what i wrote. I was saying "if you dont think the questions im asking are relevant then fine, answer what...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 04:02
Replies: 497
Views: 8,132
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football] the big league rnd 5

i'll guest star if you so desire.

Charlton 1-1 Birmingham
Bent, 45
Half time 1-0
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 04:01
Replies: 46
Views: 1,135
Posted By eJohn
Re: I was wondering what you pro-abortionists thought of this

Then take the question as "the parents choice", but the debate is always known as "the womens choice". Could you possibly stop being a fag for one minute and read the initial post? Cause thatd be...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 03:53
Replies: 46
Views: 1,135
Posted By eJohn
I was wondering what you pro-abortionists thought of this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4592890.stm

You probably all heard about this, though im suprised there wasnt a thread on it.

(To clarify my position, i believe abortion should only...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 23:38
Replies: 6
Views: 528
Posted By eJohn
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 19:06
Replies: 45
Views: 1,497
Posted By eJohn
Re: This Bird Flu Paranoidemic

"world pandemic" fatigue isnt unexpected or unforgivable.

What i dont like is the fact that because the western world hasnt been infected and struck by the bird flu, people presume its not...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 17:53
Replies: 80
Views: 2,055
Posted By eJohn
Re: When did we stop siding with the people?

he attacked my use of a word, so i explained the context. you're on a hiding to nothing here.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 17:28
Replies: 80
Views: 2,055
Posted By eJohn
Re: When did we stop siding with the people?

What did i actually state apart from that i think its appalling businesses shouldnt expect people to be paid for the hours they worked?

And if thinking those who strike shouldnt be protected from...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 16:36
Replies: 80
Views: 2,055
Posted By eJohn
Re: When did we stop siding with the people?

"Potential facts" is perhaps the best spin ive ever seen. That doesnt mean anything at all, just "i think i could be proved right". Great stuff, sport.


On the second point, i'm afraid not...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 16:02
Replies: 6
Views: 691
Posted By eJohn
Re: Cricket

Cricket and Rugby both suffer from the same problem :

Lack of Internationally capable teams.

Australia, India, England, Pakistan, South Africa, New Zealand, West Indies, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh,...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 15:06
Replies: 45
Views: 1,497
Posted By eJohn
Re: This Bird Flu Paranoidemic

The "i dont have it so it doesnt exist" attitude towards bird flu is a tiny bit silly.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 03:25
Replies: 80
Views: 2,055
Posted By eJohn
Re: When did we stop siding with the people?

Im obviously wrong, maybe its just something ive noticed recently. I'm not the only one with "little guy" mentality when it comes to "us vs the corporation", but its just recent coverage thats kicked...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 00:16
Replies: 80
Views: 2,055
Posted By eJohn
Re: When did we stop siding with the people?

Elaborate (genuinly interested).





Exactly. Improving share prices and stabilising the company takes priority over the people, apparently.

What really gets me as well, is that removing /...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 23:56
Replies: 80
Views: 2,055
Posted By eJohn
Re: When did we stop siding with the people?

The possible move of the Liberal Democrats to the right is the final nail in the coffin for me, if it happens. Not that they have a chance of power, or even opposition, but deserting the Social...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 23:39
Replies: 80
Views: 2,055
Posted By eJohn
Re: When did we stop siding with the people?

The disgusting swing to the right everywhere is going unopposed and even undebated. So long as its gradual and theres no-one voicing any serious opposition, this is the society we're creating.

60...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 23:07
Replies: 80
Views: 2,055
Posted By eJohn
When did we stop siding with the people?

The Ferocious Mr Fix-It (http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/ferocious_mr_fixit.shtml)

Entertaining? No doubt. I've enjoyed watching him kick some fanny.

But theres something deeper thats pissing...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 22:21
Replies: 71
Views: 1,922
Posted By eJohn
Re: Cheer Up Goths

Different corner of the internet. You know, one of the shit ones we leave alone.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 21:24
Replies: 71
Views: 1,922
Posted By eJohn
Re: Cheer Up Goths

Did you just roll your eyes at people not knowing what was #1 in the charts?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 16:24
Replies: 50
Views: 1,559
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Why the FA Cup is great

Have you seen a football game lately either? Being a villa fan and all.

Its a game steeped in hate, and while football violence isnt at the highs of before, its still

a/ Chelsea headhunters
b/...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 15:05
Replies: 50
Views: 1,559
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Why the FA Cup is great

Police will be praying Everton see off Millwall in the replay. Otherwise we're heading for a bloodbath not seen for 10 years : Millwall vs Chelsea
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 14:36
Replies: 11
Views: 723
Posted By eJohn
Re: blow

Vaguely amusing.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 14:34
Replies: 10
Views: 685
Posted By eJohn
Re: Cheney Sweepstakes

Republicans dont die, they just sell their shares and liquidise their assets
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 01:14
Replies: 7
Views: 855
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football] new logo

Unimportant decisions part 1
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 01:13
Replies: 50
Views: 1,559
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Why the FA Cup is great

The continued denial and unmerited optimism of arsenal fans never ceases to amuse me
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 01:09
Replies: 4
Views: 519
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Another Sacked Manager

He's not gone yet, nor am i sure anyone is that bothered about dundee utd. The "sleeping giant" of scottish football in the perennial chase for third place and automatic elimination from the uefa cup
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 01:07
Replies: 16
Views: 538
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Dead Guy] One Less Chelsea Fan

he was funny on "they think its all over". subsequently ill miss him
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2006, 20:45
Replies: 50
Views: 1,559
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Why the FA Cup is great

It certainly isnt great because of Hull 0-1 Aston Villa which was one of the most dire games ive ever seen.

Liverpool game was amazing. Gerrard Alonso and Sinama played well, Kewell had good and...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2006, 16:34
Replies: 32
Views: 805
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football]Henry to stay at Arsenal

Apart from Arsenal being a "better club" recently than tottenham and Tottenham being bottle merchants, what makes you so sure?

You're both good up front.

Your midfield is lightweight and...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2006, 15:50
Replies: 24
Views: 980
Posted By eJohn
Re: I'm traumatised

Women doing comedy is funny enough
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2006, 15:47
Replies: 32
Views: 805
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football]Henry to stay at Arsenal

He's french and rich, he'll vavavoom off if he decides its in his best intrests. If you dont get into the champions league, even you must admit he'll feck off
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2006, 15:43
Replies: 39
Views: 1,039
Posted By eJohn
Re: celebrity big brother

Maggot has shortened to 11/4.

Faria alam is favourite to go first at 2/1

But if you want my outside tip for the weekend, id get on Traci Bingham at 8/1. (Actually i'd get on her for free but...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2006, 15:30
Replies: 14
Views: 736
Posted By eJohn
Re: loved

the one that says "asshat for quoting" was me.

I apologise.


But only for not leaving my name
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2006, 04:09
Replies: 32
Views: 805
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football]Henry to stay at Arsenal

Not definite. Players have said they are deffo staying or going before, though it is slightly "reassuring".

When you fail to get in the CL though, hes going to walk.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2006, 22:35
Replies: 39
Views: 1,039
Posted By eJohn
Re: celebrity big brother

The line up is pretty attractive in fairness
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2006, 22:33
Replies: 21
Views: 963
Posted By eJohn
Re: Overcome shyness

not sure egocentric is the right term, that would suggest shy people value THEMSELVES too highly, not value the impression they are giving off.

A bit of self awareness is all good to be honest....
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2006, 21:06
Replies: 21
Views: 963
Posted By eJohn
Re: Overcome shyness

Why bother overcoming it?

I can converse with people as freely as i like, but i tend to find its generally a waste of time. Learn to enjoy spending time with yourself.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2006, 19:10
Replies: 27
Views: 1,094
Posted By eJohn
Re: Glug glug glug...Kennedy's leadership finally gets call for last orders?

Its getting a bit silly now though. I like the guy, but he has to go - im afraid the media controls politics now.

Why do political leaders never realise when their time is up?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2006, 16:54
Replies: 39
Views: 1,039
Posted By eJohn
Re: celebrity big brother

Maggot is a good shout at 7/2 or 3/1 imo.

Barrymore will have a campaign run against him by those who hate him on the outside. Notireity wont be enough to win it.
Preston will get the indie fag...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2006, 03:45
Replies: 17
Views: 879
Posted By eJohn
Re: In Soviet Russia...

My dad was watching it as i passed through the living room.

I saw one of the baldwins

Im going to have to neg rep you :(
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2006, 00:41
Replies: 39
Views: 1,039
Posted By eJohn
Re: celebrity big brother

He's drowning a pool of celebs.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2006, 15:07
Replies: 66
Views: 2,002
Posted By eJohn
Re: A British and American cultural conflict

This didnt make sense.



Welcome to the internet
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2006, 14:53
Replies: 66
Views: 2,002
Posted By eJohn
Re: A British and American cultural conflict

I heard threads lose all relevance after five days and theres nothing more anyone can say in them
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2006, 05:25
Replies: 66
Views: 2,002
Posted By eJohn
Re: A British and American cultural conflict

The Germans now show a great deal of humility, something Americans cant comprehend.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2006, 17:03
Replies: 80
Views: 2,720
Posted By eJohn
Re: Alcohol culture...

Life is an endless horrible procession of dissapointment, and alcohol boosts your self esteem and self confidence for a while, makes you aspire to be something you arent.

In fairness though, not...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2005, 18:49
Replies: 55
Views: 1,882
Posted By eJohn
Re: so what are you doing tonight?

going back to my flat and evacuating this ****ing city. its full of arseholes at the best of times
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2005, 18:48
Replies: 16
Views: 801
Posted By eJohn
New potatoes

What the **** makes them 'new'?

Also, they are ****ing horrible. I rate them alongside sweaty cheese, rustlers, and pizza hut in the "Not really food" category
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2005, 03:21
Replies: 39
Views: 2,073
Posted By eJohn
Re: Its been a long December

Or you find that you now lead a crap home life, and a crap 'adult' life simultaenously, whilst trying to justify remortgaging your ass for a bit of paper you cant care less about.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2005, 03:06
Replies: 39
Views: 2,073
Posted By eJohn
Re: Its been a long December

I did realise that when i re-read my post, but i'm sort of optimistically hoping people will think its a good thread and overlook that minor defect.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2005, 01:20
Replies: 39
Views: 2,073
Posted By eJohn
Its been a long December

and theres reason to believe, maybe this year will be better than the last.

How would GD citizens rate this year for them personally, out of 100? What were the positive and negative aspects of...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Dec 2005, 23:55
Replies: 24
Views: 839
Posted By eJohn
Re: Anyone have the same problem?

I have no doubts you're the only one doing any penetrating in the relationship.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Dec 2005, 20:08
Replies: 55
Views: 1,548
Posted By eJohn
Re: Gay 'marriage'

dda brings up an interesting point, i wonder when the first gay divorce will be
Forum: General Discussions 28 Dec 2005, 19:51
Replies: 16
Views: 1,327
Posted By eJohn
Re: Preperation for a night out.

She was in my little brothers year at school, so i really, really hope nothing bad happened in the period i cant remember.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Dec 2005, 18:06
Replies: 16
Views: 1,327
Posted By eJohn
Re: Preperation for a night out.

I got drunk and spent most of the night with a 17 year old who was half my size almost. I didnt care.

Unfortunately i drank too fast and the only thing i remember is waking up in my clothes. Hope...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Dec 2005, 15:11
Replies: 24
Views: 839
Posted By eJohn
Re: Anyone have the same problem?

Ed Norton is especially rubbish.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Dec 2005, 03:45
Replies: 24
Views: 839
Posted By eJohn
Re: Anyone have the same problem?

a/ fight club actors cant act
b/ my parents can expect what they want, im not having kids
Forum: General Discussions 28 Dec 2005, 03:41
Replies: 26
Views: 869
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] All I want for Xmas is 3 pnts

Arsenal arent as good as man utd or liverpool. They will finish 4th or 5th, it just depends whether their midfield will a/ do anything or b/ be overrated
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2005, 19:19
Replies: 26
Views: 869
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] All I want for Xmas is 3 pnts

Instead, certain pockets of the Merseyside club's support chanted 'Where were you in Istanbul?' and 'You should have joined a big club', as Owen rarely got a touch, let alone a chance.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2005, 19:17
Replies: 16
Views: 1,327
Posted By eJohn
Re: Preperation for a night out.

The thing is, flippant honesty is my style and my humour. I shock people into submission. She may or may not like me, but its my mates birthday, and its only tradition we should hook up after all.
...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2005, 18:54
Replies: 16
Views: 1,327
Posted By eJohn
Preperation for a night out.

Which of these are good ideas?

Bear in mind i havent done all of them, and probably wont do a few.


Shower in the afternoon rather than the morning
Shave 2 days prior rather than on the...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Dec 2005, 23:54
Replies: 113
Views: 5,627
Posted By eJohn
Re: ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped

Not really. I show people who watch south park the same disregard (rather than disrespect) i would to those who still watch disney films, or comic book films
Forum: General Discussions 26 Dec 2005, 23:43
Replies: 113
Views: 5,627
Posted By eJohn
Re: ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped

South park was the stage you went through between Disney and Puberty, and if your humour hasnt progressed, good for you, enjoy your crap.

The Big Lebowski was not funny

Oasis are a kareoke...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Dec 2005, 14:30
Replies: 113
Views: 5,627
Posted By eJohn
Re: ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped

12. To clarify, Lost is not altogether "terrible", in the extent that ER was not altogether terrible, or having a vagina is not terrible. Watching it however makes you a ****ing pussy. Bunch of...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Dec 2005, 04:36
Replies: 113
Views: 5,627
Posted By eJohn
Re: ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped

11. Family Guy Season 4 was slightly dissapointing but "Stewie Griffin : The Untold Story" pretty much signals Family Guy having "lost it"
Forum: General Discussions 26 Dec 2005, 03:45
Replies: 113
Views: 5,627
Posted By eJohn
ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped

...but its time to have some nuts and get it off your chest.


I was pretty glad when George Best finally died, but then filled with remorse when the tv was filled with ****ing bollocks about...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Dec 2005, 01:24
Replies: 47
Views: 2,438
Posted By eJohn
Re: A change in sci fi in the works?

What you're basing it on. If we're making wild assumptions then to me, the compatibility of neo-conservatism and science fiction seems dubious
Forum: General Discussions 26 Dec 2005, 01:18
Replies: 47
Views: 2,438
Posted By eJohn
Re: A change in sci fi in the works?

Perhaps the mind numbing lack of creativity of the right?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Dec 2005, 17:31
Replies: 20
Views: 693
Posted By eJohn
Re: O2 users - problems texting?

I've been trying all day, ive kept my phone off for long periods etc - and like i said, im able to phone, just not text. People phone more than they text on christmas, dont they? Who knows :|
Forum: General Discussions 25 Dec 2005, 17:18
Replies: 20
Views: 693
Posted By eJohn
O2 users - problems texting?

I get an error message to every text i try and send today. Strangely im able to make phone calls though. My phone (Samsung D600) was working last night in every way and i can still receive texts. I...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Dec 2005, 02:09
Replies: 93
Views: 2,277
Posted By eJohn
Interesting and bizarre superstitions and oddball habits

My friend Lynsay cant go to bed without checking every single tap in the flat isnt dripping, even the slightest.

My friend Gordon refuses point blank to wank on Christmas day (he wanks about 3...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2005, 01:37
Replies: 9
Views: 1,092
Posted By eJohn
Re: Justice is served

Your area is no different to the rest of Britain. The streets are either ruled or haunted by this level of scum, and people choose not to realise this.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2005, 01:22
Replies: 41
Views: 1,143
Posted By eJohn
Re: Multicultural societies

Nor would we have enough dentists etc just now. The question i was pondering was whether the benefits outweigh the costs however. Whether you interpret the question from a humanitarian or a realist...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2005, 00:35
Replies: 22
Views: 952
Posted By eJohn
Re: Have you ever...

walked through a room
But it was more like the room passed around you
Like there was a leash around your neck that pulled you through
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2005, 00:32
Replies: 41
Views: 1,143
Posted By eJohn
Re: Multicultural societies

Would you care to explain where im quite wrong?

For example, in birmingham, it is a minority of blacks and asians that are fighting, rioting, causing hassle etc (unless you are prepared to say...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2005, 00:29
Replies: 50
Views: 1,813
Posted By eJohn
Re: Merry Christmas everyone

passably attractive and shown to everyone who buys her a tequila chaser.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2005, 21:17
Replies: 41
Views: 1,143
Posted By eJohn
Re: Multicultural societies

As nod says, im not sure fundamentalism is particularly "universal". Nor was really existing socialism.

By multiculturalism i mean different ethnic nations under the banner of one civic nation.
...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2005, 14:14
Replies: 41
Views: 1,143
Posted By eJohn
Multicultural societies

Do they work?

Thats the question im asking (before we get bogged down in ****ing semantics and pedantry as usual).

I would consider myself a tolerant universalist, and would like to think that...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2005, 12:51
Replies: 50
Views: 1,813
Posted By eJohn
Re: Merry Christmas everyone

Merry expensive waste of money everyone
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2005, 02:19
Replies: 12
Views: 818
Posted By eJohn
Re: I'm being sad again...

I appreciate the boris love in the same way there was rightfully love for the information minister. Im going to be thoroughly dissapointed when people genuinly vote for the tories and him though :(
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2005, 02:12
Replies: 11
Views: 981
Posted By eJohn
Re: Fantasy Betting for 2006

If Rooney to get booked was 1/15 and rooney not to get booked was 15/1 the Best book would be 100% so that wouldnt work. It would have to be 1/16 rooney to get a booking or something to give the...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2005, 00:11
Replies: 11
Views: 981
Posted By eJohn
Re: Fantasy Betting for 2006

you cant seriously think rooney wont get a yellow at all in the tournament

also, add your own.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2005, 22:53
Replies: 11
Views: 981
Posted By eJohn
Fantasy Betting for 2006

Some bookmakers offer novelty 'year specials' - ie, Prince harry to get married, a brit to win wimbledon, the queen to abdicate, a golfer to shoot 59 or under etc etc etc.

I thought it might be...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2005, 21:20
Replies: 28
Views: 1,120
Posted By eJohn
Re: Happy days are here again.

a/ get a job
b/ get a livejournal
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2005, 03:31
Replies: 66
Views: 2,380
Posted By eJohn
Re: Oh Google, how could you betray me

alt-tab does me fine. also without having some faggy shit all over the side of my screen i have more room for actual screen content.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2005, 03:21
Replies: 66
Views: 2,380
Posted By eJohn
Re: Oh Google, how could you betray me

I heard its whats on the websites and not what hitting up down left right a b c to give you infinite lives vs dr robotnic on the last level does. IE works fine, not all of us are trying to sharpen...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2005, 20:32
Replies: 22
Views: 767
Posted By eJohn
Re: Do you believe him?

This is the week where george bush got defensive and angry that he had been spying on american citizens. Anything less than outright pessimism when it comes to America is pure folly
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2005, 19:22
Replies: 22
Views: 767
Posted By eJohn
Re: Do you believe him?

i wouldnt trust the americans to look after my dog, never mind a villainous goldstein like saddam.

Of course he was tortured.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2005, 13:12
Replies: 66
Views: 2,380
Posted By eJohn
Re: Oh Google, how could you betray me

I was shocked when some flash games started having adverts before them i must say
But im not sure why :(

Anyway, google arent selling out, they are buying in - they are the ones who bought the...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2005, 14:00
Replies: 123
Views: 3,422
Posted By eJohn
Re: I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party

Forgive my naivness and overriding lack of knowledge before i start.

Personally, i admire the ideals of marxism / communism and think they have a lot to teach us. If nothing else, marxism's...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2005, 18:34
Replies: 13
Views: 656
Posted By eJohn
Re: Accumalators

a habit as fantastic as gambling should not be sullied by the use of phrases such as "ftw"
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2005, 15:53
Replies: 74
Views: 2,029
Posted By eJohn
Re: GD is elected to Government

Why let facts get in the way of a good generalisation?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2005, 03:28
Replies: 10
Views: 964
Posted By eJohn
Re: Monitors

The sash is pretty cool and the perks are numerous but i didnt find it was worth being beat up after school
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2005, 01:13
Replies: 30
Views: 1,805
Posted By eJohn
Re: Tidying

I'm anal, i colour code everything, label plugs, cant sleep in a messy room, file away things to such an extent that i never find or use them - id rather have something that use it - just in case i...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2005, 00:04
Replies: 74
Views: 2,029
Posted By eJohn
Re: GD is elected to Government

You appointed a Englishman to be Scottish minister. Is this the tory party and we have no seats up north or something?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2005, 13:44
Replies: 67
Views: 2,064
Posted By eJohn
Re: Stanley "Tookie" Williams (hey dda!)

I'm against the death penalty in general, but if this man had been let off simply because he had a few famous friends who got him some publicity, and because he's supposedly converted, "Death"...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2005, 13:39
Replies: 51
Views: 2,564
Posted By eJohn
Re: Holy shit this is the best optical illusion I've ever seen

ITT Yahwe throws a hissy fit because pink and green dots are much more interesting than him

look at me, look at me! i can dissapear too!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2005, 20:42
Replies: 3
Views: 391
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Admit it Davie boy, all the top coaches have turned you down ......

McLeish should probably leave, and hold his head up high. He's acted with dignity and i dont think anyone should wish him continued torture. Whether he's sacked in 2 weeks, 2 months, or 2 years, i...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2005, 20:36
Replies: 35
Views: 1,035
Posted By eJohn
Re: Its My Birthday

and i'll post if i want to

(happy birthday)
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2005, 20:36
Replies: 22
Views: 849
Posted By eJohn
Re: David Cameron is the new Tory Leader

a nation states economic health is very low down the list of things i think are neccesary to create "good society"


On a further note, im very dissapointed how much further towards US style...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2005, 18:03
Replies: 22
Views: 849
Posted By eJohn
Re: David Cameron is the new Tory Leader

I was hoping the useless Davis would have won, and then the tories would have marginally won the next general election. We all need reminded how unbelievably shit the conservative party and genuinly...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2005, 20:16
Replies: 18
Views: 787
Posted By eJohn
Re: mobile phones

Samsung d600 is free on a 30 per month contract, it comes with synchronising crap, cable, bluetooth headset, 2.0 megapixel camera, mp3 player, video, java games etc. pretty sweet
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2005, 21:53
Replies: 11
Views: 776
Posted By eJohn
Re: Sweet dreams are made of these

Haslet sandwiches always tickle my pickle
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 15:17
Replies: 40
Views: 1,485
Posted By eJohn
Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.

Frankly if i could mimic the sound of armpit farting on the internet i'd have achieved some higher level of existance and could die happy.

Also friend, i wasnt trolling :( I just find it pretty...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 15:14
Replies: 15
Views: 888
Posted By eJohn
Re: when parents start talking..

just make sure you dont suddenly start to get loads of doubts and be like "woah holy shit i dont like phil that much after all oh crap" because the commitment thing is making you piddle.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 15:10
Replies: 40
Views: 1,485
Posted By eJohn
Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.

i sorely wish this was my doing
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 15:08
Replies: 32
Views: 1,219
Posted By eJohn
Re: Longer Drinking Hours

The assholes will still go out and be assholes and the sensible people or those just wanting a good time will still do their own thing. Drink doesnt make you a bad person but it can bring out the...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Nov 2005, 14:16
Replies: 1
Views: 525
Posted By eJohn
DVD Recording

Does anyone know of a DVD-VCR combi that will allow you to record from video, on to DVD? There shouldnt be a copywrite issue as i own all the videos, and want to transfer them to a format that doesnt...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2005, 17:37
Replies: 51
Views: 1,730
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Aston Villa - Probably the most powerful football team in the world...

If by like sunderland, you mean, relegation candidates, then yes
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2005, 17:36
Replies: 22
Views: 848
Posted By eJohn
Re: I'll bring my man-size tissues...

As the war between vampires and werewolves rages on, the legacy of both races is revealed.

Holy shit, i just logged into the RP forum and signed away my nuts just by reading that sentence....
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2005, 17:33
Replies: 20
Views: 859
Posted By eJohn
Re: Turkey - Swiss / Consequences?

At least we've got the islamic turkish violence out the way BEFORE germany 2006. Who knows what those ****ing assholes would have done there.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2005, 17:29
Replies: 31
Views: 982
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Roy Keane

He said he'd never play against man utd in the premiership, and i dont see what he'd bring to celtic. I reckon he'll probably be next Ireland manager
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2005, 15:23
Replies: 37
Cnn
Views: 1,497
Posted By eJohn
Re: Cnn

I quite enjoy the world now we've ended world hunger, poverty, cured cancer, and can spend more time and money on such wonderful important projects like dominoes and space exploration.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2005, 15:19
Replies: 16
Views: 1,218
Posted By eJohn
Re: I Question Your Patriotism

In my opinion theres nothing to be gained from patriotism in any form. As someone said earlier, its just a silly appeal to nationalist sentiment.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2005, 15:15
Replies: 37
Cnn
Views: 1,497
Posted By eJohn
Re: Cnn

i must admit to being quite suprised they had guns so close to hand
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2005, 14:23
Replies: 16
Views: 936
Posted By eJohn
Re: For djbass, maybe few others

Finally, the first "World" cup since when? Uruguay frankly didnt deserve to qualify for saying they had a "divine right" to be there. (Though Iran vs Uruguay would have been fun..damental)
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2005, 14:20
Replies: 8
Views: 534
Posted By eJohn
Re: Post Office Pisstake

Cut the cake
(Lick apart the cream).
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2005, 16:21
Replies: 9
Views: 797
Posted By eJohn
Re: Conviction

Im not entirely sure what your reply has to do with my thread, but im happy you took the time to read it.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2005, 16:07
Replies: 9
Views: 797
Posted By eJohn
Conviction

It seems to me that conviction is the single scariest and most damaging thing to deal with, in every day life, in relationships, in politics.

While it is undoubtedly life affirming to be so sure...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2005, 15:52
Replies: 21
Views: 882
Posted By eJohn
Re: Removing Christmas

People need something suitably cheery and rubbish to get them through the cold months
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2005, 15:50
Replies: 5
Views: 739
Posted By eJohn
Re: God bless the BBC...

he does look like he just wants some quiet time though
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2005, 15:49
Replies: 18
Views: 918
Posted By eJohn
Re: GD Hypothetical

If shes any good, she'll take yours eventually anyway and you can promise not to talk about it again
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2005, 15:47
Replies: 60
Views: 1,739
Posted By eJohn
Re: Gay/Lesbian adoptions

Surely depends on the sex of the child? Sons are closer to their fathers, daughters closer to their mothers. Can you honestly say your parents mean the same to you, have been exactly as useful to...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2005, 15:45
Replies: 25
Views: 817
Posted By eJohn
Re: Forget tony Blair...

In an interesting side note, my fingers have gone numb. Not before my brain though, trying to comprehend this thread
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2005, 15:37
Replies: 51
Views: 1,730
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Aston Villa - Probably the most powerful football team in the world...

I was more thinking of Leeds. They were a more interesting team to watch and actually achieved something above mid table mediocracy (if only fleetingly). Or if you want to talk historically, Man utd.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2005, 15:35
Replies: 40
Views: 1,306
Posted By eJohn
Re: It's a bit early....

World peace, and maybe the girl.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2005, 15:34
Replies: 90
Views: 2,108
Posted By eJohn
Re: Royalty

Benign monarchy is pretty much harmless if extremely irritating and irrelevant. But you cant always presume the sovereign will be as dopey and inoffensive as Liz.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 15:17
Replies: 36
Views: 1,191
Posted By eJohn
Re: Blink 182 - Greatest Hits

Im not saying it is, but Blink 182, McFly, and Sum 41 are all very similar. I was pretty much only making the point that if we're going to agree to some sort of situation where image means nothing...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 15:09
Replies: 36
Views: 1,191
Posted By eJohn
Re: Blink 182 - Greatest Hits

Of course no one should be embarrassed by what music they personally listen to, but theres about as much shame in liking Blink 182 as there is in liking Sum 41 or McFly
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 15:08
Replies: 63
Views: 2,675
Posted By eJohn
Re: Shakespeare

But i thought the spice girls were the principle characters of Macbeth? :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 15:06
Replies: 84
Views: 6,226
Posted By eJohn
Re: omg gf problems - problem with gfs conservative parents gd help me

Holy shit theres a lot of anger in that quote baldy :( Calm down. Get the girl to bring you your pipe and slippers already :(
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 14:39
Replies: 84
Views: 6,226
Posted By eJohn
Re: omg gf problems - problem with gfs conservative parents gd help me

The first thing i would do is admit that im only shaving my hair so short because i'm going bald at 29.

The second thing i would do is throw out my collection of "high skool hunniez" dvd's so that...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 14:28
Replies: 63
Views: 2,675
Posted By eJohn
Re: Shakespeare

Because without shakespeare, you wouldnt have any sort of wonderful quaint notion of how ideallic and beautiful england is, and would perhaps not be so blind to the faults of a country that gave the...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 14:23
Replies: 51
Views: 1,730
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Aston Villa - Probably the most powerful football team in the world...

Much better and bigger teams have been relegated before than Aston Villa. Theyre a good bet for the drop, theres usually a "suprise"
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2005, 14:30
Replies: 123
Views: 7,635
Posted By eJohn
Re: Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

You could have fooled me, Don Cornhole :(
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2005, 14:14
Replies: 123
Views: 7,635
Posted By eJohn
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2005, 14:51
Replies: 24
Views: 1,116
Posted By eJohn
Re: anyone sick of christmas yet?

what about those tv dinners eh
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2005, 15:35
Replies: 27
Views: 1,087
Posted By eJohn
Re: Porn in your library

Theres something deeply disturbing about people who want to wank to porn that other people have similarly wanked to. Your eyes are dirty, you whores
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2005, 15:27
Replies: 69
Views: 2,523
Posted By eJohn
Re: annoying british accents

Buuurrrrmingkham
Lahndahn innit
Leevapool
Glesga

in that order
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2005, 15:15
Replies: 8
Views: 638
Posted By eJohn
Re: George Best

George Best or Best Mate? who looks more undignified at the end of the road.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2005, 15:25
Replies: 29
Views: 1,238
Posted By eJohn
Re: I've figured out something...

Care less about what other people think and do whatever the **** you want.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2005, 12:53
Replies: 9
Views: 858
Posted By eJohn
Re: I'm going outside, and I may be some time....

Anyone thats wealthy enough to live in an area as affluent sounding as coconut creek deserves their share of bad luck
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2005, 12:51
Replies: 49
Views: 1,438
Posted By eJohn
Re: Types you just can't stand to communicate with

New target. His other victims must have bored and or outsmarted him.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2005, 12:50
Replies: 10
Views: 544
Posted By eJohn
Re: Corpse Bride.

The thing is, no one was really bothered the first time you posted this thread. As well as that, unless you're a thirteen year old whos just discovered her joy button watching Johnny Depp for the...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2005, 17:21
Replies: 49
Views: 1,438
Posted By eJohn
Re: Types you just can't stand to communicate with

Those who cant be bothered to explain themselves.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2005, 15:53
Replies: 55
Views: 1,968
Posted By eJohn
Re: uninteresting trivial facts- add yours

Chicken Korma & Strongbow farts smell marginally worse than Donner Meat & Best ones
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 13:09
Replies: 75
Views: 2,280
Posted By eJohn
Re: "If you don't want to take GD seriously then go somewhere else."

You should probably interpret the quote as Yahwe saying "If you dont want to take me seriously then go somewhere else".

Its incredibly ironic and defensive of someone who spends their entire time...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 00:01
Replies: 78
Views: 2,044
Posted By eJohn
Re: Birmingham Riots

You have even more to answer for for making that joke.

Whats there to say? Two communities that havent integrated into British society. The afro-carribean population have managed better than the...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Oct 2005, 14:10
Replies: 33
Views: 1,218
Posted By eJohn
Re: Shares

Having my future tied so completely to capitalism is not a pleasant thought.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Oct 2005, 12:20
Replies: 18
Views: 641
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] Burley Quits Hearts

Robson didnt want it in the summer when Hearts were an unknown quantity. Now its obvious that they have a competent playing roster, hes interested. What a shame, what a sham.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Oct 2005, 22:16
Replies: 13
Views: 759
Posted By eJohn
Im not sure ive seen many worse things than this

In advance, i hate anyone who likes this (http://college.big-boys.com/articles/nintendochoir.html)
Forum: General Discussions 22 Oct 2005, 13:00
Replies: 57
Views: 2,694
Posted By eJohn
Re: Uni - Is It Worth It?

Cheer up emo whore.

Seriously, put a cock in it.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2005, 14:22
Replies: 30
Views: 1,086
Posted By eJohn
Re: dda Ramblings---2

You're dutch, so you probably automatically hate the turks too
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2005, 14:13
Replies: 57
Views: 2,694
Posted By eJohn
Re: Uni - Is It Worth It?

If you want to avoid the real world for as long as possible, go for it. But you're worth a lot more as a person if you find the stones to actually commit to something properly, get your head down and...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2005, 15:11
Replies: 22
Views: 889
Posted By eJohn
Re: Probably late but

They should probably stop making bond films, at least for 15 years or so. The recent ones have generated so little intrest (the movie industry feels it has to care, but no one else does) that the...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Oct 2005, 09:51
Replies: 22
Views: 707
Posted By eJohn
Re: [Football] The Death of English Football...

If Aston Villa and Birmingham City werent the two most dire clubs to watch in the Premiership, it might have got more coverage.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 14:16
Replies: 84
Views: 2,051
Posted By eJohn
Re: germany 2006

Yet comically i imply the same about england, and the same thing happens! It must just be foreigners that suck

OH WELL I GUESS I BETTER HOLD DOWN SHIFT FOR A WHILE
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 12:00
Replies: 84
Views: 2,051
Posted By eJohn
Re: germany 2006

Engerland, englerland, engerland
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2005, 13:23
Replies: 64
Views: 1,823
Posted By eJohn
Re: A very accurate technique to getting laid on the first date

I heard that teen movies never go out of style.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2005, 13:21
Replies: 13
Views: 883
Posted By eJohn
Re: State of the tory party

What do you expect if you involve yourself in a party with no ideology, no ideas, no future, and no hope? The death of the conservative party is pretty much the single greatest thing about living in...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2005, 14:17
Replies: 36
Views: 2,665
Posted By eJohn
Re: liverpool vs the dirty chealsea

Liverpool fans would probably see it as a compliment that you're berating them for boring out a draw against chelsea
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2005, 14:41
Replies: 37
Views: 1,104
Posted By eJohn
Re: Marilyn's adventures in clubland (Disjointed rubbish)

I've found the best part of clubs to be the anticipation, and the drinking beforehand. Whether in a house, or at pubs, you seem to drink faster in anticipation of the night ending in a club. Its...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2005, 14:29
Replies: 24
Views: 960
Posted By eJohn
Re: Reputation

In any case I'd like to say that as a relative outsider to this community I have found that receiving reputation has certainly buoyed my confidence somewhat and made me feel a closer part of the...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2005, 13:41
Replies: 47
Views: 1,163
Posted By eJohn
Re: [football] PL#06 - tuesday 20 sept -->

how do i play this? assuming im allowed?
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