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Forum: General Discussions 28 Nov 2008, 01:07
Replies: 14
Views: 2,761
Posted By Phalon
Re: who's still around?

I don't think i've posted on here for 2 years.

The fact that nothing new has been added to clownshoe corner in that time is a little worrying.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2007, 02:43
Replies: 24
Views: 3,600
Posted By Phalon
Re: GD Bloodbowl League

I signed up the other day.

Still getting the hang of it though.

Makes me feel like i'm 13 again. :up:
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2007, 09:44
Replies: 15
Views: 1,057
Posted By Phalon
[Football] If this were in England...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/6326513.stm

...All English clubs would be suspended from Europe by Uefa, the national side would be ejected from Euro 2008 by Fifa and the clubs invilvoed...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2007, 00:38
Replies: 29
Views: 1,550
Posted By Phalon
Re: Sony Ericsson K800i

I'd rather be beaten to death by a black man's cock wrapped in sand paper than use a Motorola.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2007, 00:32
Replies: 26
Views: 1,526
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2007, 11:16
Replies: 20
Views: 1,374
Posted By Phalon
Re: car breaking in drama

You can open most old cars with nothing more than a wooden wedge and a coat hangar.

I presume, because you had an alarm, that this isn't the case though.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2007, 23:02
Replies: 52
Views: 3,230
Posted By Phalon
Re: Who do you miss?

They annoyed alot of people but Sunday and Pavil always brought entertainment.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2007, 11:06
Replies: 14
Views: 1,577
Posted By Phalon
Re: UFO:Enemy Unknown aka X-COM Defence

XCOM:Enemy Unkown is still, to this very day, one of my all time favourite games. It's easily the best game of its genre that has EVER existed.

Where can i find the original and this XP fix? Still...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2007, 14:33
Replies: 75
Views: 2,285
Posted By Phalon
Re: Social Greetings

As for the main point of this thread, I tend to 'go with the flow' so to say.

If people seem forward with their greetings then i'll oblige them.

If they're stand-offish or shy, a simple smile...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2007, 14:26
Replies: 75
Views: 2,285
Posted By Phalon
Re: Social Greetings

Not necessarily 'special' per se.

Just different.

Be it for better or worse, our culture is very different from alot of mainland Europe.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2007, 23:05
Replies: 32
Views: 2,517
Posted By Phalon
Re: Internet talk in real life

The only phrease i've uttered was one i think developed by Dace.

Someone said:

'He was shot in the face'

i replied the only way one can:

'With bullets not cum'
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2007, 15:32
Replies: 63
Views: 2,636
Posted By Phalon
Re: Unbelievable

An amazing claim.

Truly astounding.

From where did you get this jewel of information?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2007, 14:36
Replies: 63
Views: 2,636
Posted By Phalon
Re: Unbelievable

I've always interpreted it as 'i may be a white, skinny, whiney, spotty lice-ridden chav cnut on the outside but i own 2 2pac cd's and 50 cent is my hero ergo i'm black underneath'
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2007, 13:46
Replies: 161
Views: 9,319
Posted By Phalon
Re: OK GD people, which book are you reading now?

Apparently his wife is finishing the trilogy off using his notes and all the test writers and contributors he used to use.

I hope they do a good job as the first two books were some of his best.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2007, 13:44
Replies: 161
Views: 9,319
Posted By Phalon
Re: OK GD people, which book are you reading now?

Conn Iggulden - Wolf Of The Plains

Excellent book from the author of the Empire series.

Would interest anyone with a penchant for the history of the Mongols.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2007, 13:39
Replies: 6
Views: 1,626
Posted By Phalon
Idiot Test

Searched, couldn't find it.

No doubt many of you would have seen it before.

It's still a (mildly amusing) way to waste a minute or two.

http://users.skynet.be/bk258512/idiot_test.swf
Forum: General Discussions 26 Aug 2006, 13:23
Replies: 111
Views: 7,425
Posted By Phalon
Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"

When playing golf a few years ago the need to shout 'fore' arose after a wayward shot.

Sadly the guy in danger wasn't expecting my 5-iron.

I knocked out 4 of his teeth and he still refuses to...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2006, 19:51
Replies: 23
Views: 939
Posted By Phalon
Re: Dear Dr General Discussions

This is correct.

A doctor wouldnt do anything unless you have broken it which seems almost impossible from the situation as you described it, unless you have a glass thumb or something.

He...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2006, 04:28
Replies: 6
Views: 799
Posted By Phalon
Re: The Bombay Bombings

I was disappointed somewhat when i realised that this wasn't a joke thread a la the 7/7 attacks.

I think people took less than an hour before the first decent jokes appeared.

Declining GD? I...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2006, 02:14
Replies: 34
Views: 1,366
Posted By Phalon
Re: Hug A Hoodie

I surf alot. I and everyone i see surfing wears hoodies. It's comfortable, warm clothing and little more (bit of a fashion thing as well but no trackie b's or lacoste trainers etc).

It wasn't...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2006, 16:45
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

Thats what u get for spending the day at the beach :(

Bastard Germans- competition's rigged.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2006, 15:22
Replies: 19
Views: 642
Posted By Phalon
Re: Funeral rites and the likes

I can see your body being washed up on the shores of some aboriginal island somewhere and then you being worshipped forever more as some form of God.

If it could happen to anyone... :)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2006, 11:37
Replies: 48
Views: 1,187
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2006, 11:35
Replies: 48
Views: 1,187
Posted By Phalon
Re: This World Cup is the worst ever (DRAMA)

Probably the most unsubstantiated sentence ever uttered on the forums.

The fact is referees make mistakes. Shit referees invariably make more mistakes than good ones.

Collina was consistantly...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2006, 21:15
Replies: 125
Views: 2,013
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] General world cup antics!

I think the Japanese goalkeeper had his eyes closed for the second goal.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2006, 20:44
Replies: 125
Views: 2,013
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] General world cup antics!

Japan are winning and i nearly soiled myself.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2006, 12:48
Replies: 143
Views: 3,623
Posted By Phalon
Re: Gay experiences on the forums

Rampant homosexual!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2006, 08:13
Replies: 17
Views: 801
Posted By Phalon
Re: Let´s see what you guys are like nowadays

i read that as 'married to a kid nowadays'

:(
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2006, 06:53
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

Only 8 games to throw away a 10 point cushion.

It's still possible.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2006, 22:20
Replies: 7
Views: 743
Posted By Phalon
Re: Button seriously hurt in F1 accident!

Yea, i was hoping for pictures of Jenson's mangled body being dragged into an ambulance too :(
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2006, 13:21
Replies: 2
Views: 616
Posted By Phalon
Re: ITT we submit the shittiest sites in the world so we can ridicule them and laugh.

shittest (http://pirate.planetarion.com/member.php?u=32070)

:(
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2006, 10:52
Replies: 125
Views: 2,013
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] General world cup antics!

'twisted knee' being the clinical diagnosis.

He's ****ed, gone, forget about him.

Likely badly damaged the medial collateral ligament by that fall.

He'll be extremely lucky to be back in 3...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2006, 09:39
Replies: 125
Views: 2,013
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] General world cup antics!

You were surprised that the goalie didn't save Cole's goal?

It was a herculean effort to get as close to saving it as he did.

He was hardly badly positioned before the shot.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2006, 22:28
Replies: 125
Views: 2,013
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] General world cup antics!

After all the great things you just said about him, you'd wish that upon him? :P
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2006, 16:21
Replies: 125
Views: 2,013
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] General world cup antics!

Oshi!

The Germans turned up :(
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2006, 11:46
Replies: 76
Views: 1,266
Posted By Phalon
Re: Paedophile policy 'not media-led'

I don't believe people should know where paedophiles are in their community as it would only lead to violence.

I think they should be kept as far away from vulnerable groups as possible though....
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2006, 22:03
Replies: 125
Views: 2,013
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2006, 22:03
Replies: 37
Views: 928
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] Italy V USA

Have you seen that film yet JBG?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2006, 19:23
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

I got the Brazil X as well but i foolishly changed my Japan score from 0-0 to 0-1.

:(

I'm not changing anything ever again.

I tend to agree with Furball about the France game as well - i...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2006, 15:07
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

Part 3
.
20 Ecuador 1-2 Germany
20 Costa Rica 1-1 Poland
20 Paraguay 2-0 Trinidad&Tobago
20 Sweden 0-2 England
21 Iran 1-1 Angola
21 Portugal 2-1 Mexico
21 Holland 1-3 Argentina...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2006, 11:08
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

Editing a result:

18 Japan 0-1 Croatia
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2006, 23:36
Replies: 37
Views: 928
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] Italy V USA

:(

I'll blame a combination of non-stop revision and the dodgy sausages i ate for lunch.

heh, speshal.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2006, 22:20
Replies: 37
Views: 928
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] Italy V USA

So you watch Italy draw with the USA (as entertaining as it was) and then go on to say they're one of your favourites?

They weren't a patch on Argentina and i personally think they are going to...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2006, 20:35
Replies: 152
Views: 2,880
Posted By Phalon
Re: The world in 50 years; Predictions?

Western Russia maybe, but eastern/northern Russia?

Hardly thriving in any sense of the word is it?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2006, 20:33
Replies: 82
Views: 1,706
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] Eng V T&T

The only way i could see of doing it is employing a 3-5-2 (as someone else said above) but that's never gonna happen because Sven is not one to take risks.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2006, 20:31
Replies: 152
Views: 2,880
Posted By Phalon
Re: The world in 50 years; Predictions?

Anything like that can be dismissed as utter bollocks in my book because you can make up an 'important' astrological event for everyday of the year.

I'm gonna look for that article you mentioned...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2006, 17:30
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

heh, i actually did predict a 2-0 win for Portugal \0/

I'll let justice off, just this once.

Czechs losing though :(
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2006, 16:43
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

I would've had an exact if it'd stood :(

No justice in the world.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2006, 17:28
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

The dutch are looking good.

The Argies have basically won the world cup :(

Simply amazing against a team who are regarded as strong defensively.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2006, 14:43
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

You're fears have been confirmed Dace.

I predicted 2-1 :(

Anyone predict the 5-0 that's gonna occur?

God i hope we don't play Argentina.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2006, 13:42
Replies: 82
Views: 1,706
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] Eng V T&T

I can't believe people would actually consider dropping Beckham.

I don't think he should be captain, but i'm fairly sure Beckham would get into any side in the world and the managers of those...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2006, 07:06
Replies: 82
Views: 1,706
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] Eng V T&T

Beckham is frustrating in that he doesn't stick to the right wing, but even so, when he does he creates chances.

Beckham is the best in the world at delivering the ball onto a six-pence from 40+...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2006, 05:48
Replies: 82
Views: 1,706
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] Eng V T&T

Credit where credit is due and tactically (defensively at least) T&T were superb.

Beenhakker (lolz) knew they were only ever going to get a draw at best and he went all out for it.

It may not...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2006, 05:39
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

Changing a prediction for today:

Mexico 2 - 0 Angola
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2006, 21:05
Replies: 33
Views: 1,812
Posted By Phalon
Re: Uni Grades Question

It's called not turning up to your Pure Maths lectures.

I wouldn't recommend it kids.

I got 3/100 on Pure 3 \0/

Not my fault they were always on when i had bball training and matches...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2006, 19:28
Replies: 33
Views: 1,812
Posted By Phalon
Re: Uni Grades Question

I needed BBB and got AAU.

5 Years instead of 4 but i got an extra year's drinking into the bargain so \0/
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2006, 19:24
Replies: 82
Views: 1,706
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] Eng V T&T

Ironically if Sweden draw with Paraguay we've won our group without playing anything better than schoolboy football.

God i hope we improve, fast.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2006, 16:19
Replies: 84
Views: 1,926
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Bored]What do you do better than anybody else?

You'd do well to ruin a taxi driver's life.

I know a few lines of Norwegian that are rather offensive and like you i tell the wonderful girls of Bournemouth that i'm saying something rediculously...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2006, 16:02
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

Useless Ecuadorian gits!

2 mins away from an X!

On a side note i reckon they'll beat Germany next week, they're very good attacking and Germany can't defend for peanuts.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2006, 10:24
Replies: 84
Views: 1,926
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Bored]What do you do better than anybody else?

Stratego! Now that brings back some memories!

I'm extremely ace at Mariokart doubledash on the gamecube and i was a past master at the snes version so i'd likely take you up on your challenge Koen.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2006, 08:46
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

This is all looking quite close and interesting.

There's only a couple pf people who look like they've got no chance (alki, inferno) and everyone else is at most a couple of good games away from...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2006, 08:41
Replies: 54
Views: 1,540
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] France V Switzerland

With regard to Rooney; if he is indeed 'match fit' as sven says, then the only sensible option is to give him a short run out (20 mins) in this game.

We should win it comfortably and it'll get all...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2006, 19:58
Replies: 84
Views: 1,926
Posted By Phalon
[Bored]What do you do better than anybody else?

It's a nice thought that parents try to imbue their children with; you're the best at something.

Although, when i was younger, i swear my parents used to say 'no matter what you do, someone else...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2006, 17:21
Replies: 19
Views: 776
Posted By Phalon
Re: GuilFest (Festival in Guildford)

A-HA

Embrace

Billy Idol??

I'd seriously consider garrotting myself as a means of entertainment before embarking on that fag-capade.

Each to their own though.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2006, 09:43
Replies: 54
Views: 1,540
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] France V Switzerland

The mexican at the England game must have had the grease from his hair dripping into his eyes the entire time cos i'll be damned if he got more than a couple of decisions right all game.

That ref...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2006, 09:28
Replies: 54
Views: 1,540
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] France V Switzerland

There seems to be a rather common trend of shockingly shite referees at the tournament this time around.

Can't say i remember seeing so many bad decisions in the first round of matches in 2002 and...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2006, 19:02
Replies: 54
Views: 1,540
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] France V Switzerland

The swiss had a few good chances to win it.

Probably the worst game so far and not because it was a 0-0.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2006, 20:34
Replies: 15
Views: 657
Posted By Phalon
Re: Game design, need input

1) It will likely appeal to alot of the fantasy nuts provided you can generate sufficient interest

2) Wouldn't be too difficult to learn especially considering your target audience (most RPG...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2006, 17:54
Replies: 67
Views: 4,792
Posted By Phalon
Re: B&Q and the AC Unit that never was (a story!) - a milf features \o/

A good story.

You should hang around outside B&Q until the MILF resurfaces.

At least then your tale of woe will have a happy ending. (and you can have lots of sex with her :()
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2006, 08:38
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

PART 2
.
14 Germany 3-1 Poland
15 Ecuador 2-0 Costa Rica
15 England 3-0 Trinidad & Tobago
15 Sweden 2-1 Paraguay
16 Argentina 2-1 Serbia&Mont.
16 Holland 2-1 Ivory Coast
16 Mexico...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2006, 08:16
Replies: 18
Views: 1,137
Posted By Phalon
Re: Neighbours

Sweeping judgements are my speciality.

Apparently :(

You also have to take into account that i am horribly biased against 'council estate' type people. And not fairly i admit.

I could go...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2006, 00:03
Replies: 20
Views: 3,817
Posted By Phalon
Re: Fun and teambuilding challenges for 7-11 year olds (help me do my job!)

Paintballing? (I've seen kids that young playing)

Go Karts?

Orienteering?

When we were young (like year 8 = 12 year olds ish) we went to Snowdon in Wales for like a week. We did climbing,...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2006, 23:42
Replies: 18
Views: 1,137
Posted By Phalon
Re: Neighbours

I need an excuse for watching highly shaggable young ladies prancing around on my tv?

horn, i thought more highly of you :(
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2006, 20:01
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

I'm the first name listed in my group - does that make me good?

Just curious.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2006, 12:53
Replies: 22
Views: 901
Posted By Phalon
Re: [TV] Gosh this annoys me

It's affectionately knwon as CLIT BANG in our house.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2006, 08:31
Replies: 22
Views: 901
Posted By Phalon
Re: [TV] Gosh this annoys me

Sheila's Wheels.

That is all. :(
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2006, 08:30
Replies: 18
Views: 1,137
Posted By Phalon
Re: Neighbours

JJ - i wholeheartedly agree.

And therein lies the entertainment!

Nowhere else on tv can you see joe average from the council estate proving exactly why he is on that council estate.
...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2006, 21:07
Replies: 18
Views: 1,137
Posted By Phalon
Re: Neighbours

If stingray had any sense he'd nail rachel and be done with it.

I know i would.

Hollyoaks and Neighbours are quite easily the best TV has to offer, along with Deal or No Deal of course.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2006, 21:04
Replies: 31
Views: 849
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] Scan result

He's going, he always was.

The only question is whether he's fit enough to play or if he's 'david beckham'-style fit enough to play a la 2002.

He looked good in the training footage from...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2006, 08:42
Replies: 22
Views: 896
Posted By Phalon
Re: One for Dace

Seems like A2 was right and i can't blame Dace for being shite at his job :(

Oh well.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2006, 06:58
Replies: 32
Views: 1,209
Posted By Phalon
Re: The personification of "hot"

i'm sorry, but elin (http://www.elingrindemyr.nl/images/) is on completely another level to every female in existance.

She has become a (rather un heathy) obsession of mine revently.

Don't...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2006, 21:01
Replies: 17
Views: 1,053
Posted By Phalon
Re: [UK] Broadband / Telephone packages

The last time i heard a landline go off i accused someone of having a shit ringtone :(
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2006, 20:44
Replies: 22
Views: 896
Posted By Phalon
Re: One for Dace

Cheers :up:
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2006, 18:43
Replies: 17
Views: 1,053
Posted By Phalon
Re: [UK] Broadband / Telephone packages

We were gonna get the uber ntl package (phone, internet, sky tv) because we thought 'if we get it all from one supplier it'll be cheaper'.

Plus, we already had an ntl line.

They quoted us some...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2006, 13:37
Replies: 22
Views: 896
Posted By Phalon
Re: One for Dace

Yea, that's my main concern.

Just making sure none of those countries require any longer than 6 months.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2006, 13:18
Replies: 22
Views: 896
Posted By Phalon
One for Dace

That's what i just sent to the enquiries section of the UK passport service website.

Does anyone know the answer to my query?

Ta in advance.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2006, 12:21
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

PART 1
.
09 Germany 3-0 Costa Rica
09 Poland 2-1 Ecuador
10 England 3-1 Paraguay
10 Trinidad&Tobago 0-2 Sweden
10 Argentina 2-1 Ivory Coast
11 Serbia&Mont. 1-2 Holland
11 Mexico ...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2006, 20:07
Replies: 497
Views: 10,052
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

I shall play, results later, pub now.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2006, 22:33
Replies: 30
Views: 1,050
Posted By Phalon
Re: All these changes to the forum.

I've been playing the arcade games for over an hour.

Best Friday night in months :(
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2006, 18:14
Replies: 4
Views: 859
Posted By Phalon
Re: Remember the Mastercard advert...

Commence 'i've had time to think since we've been apart and i feel we're truly soul mates; marry me'.

Hell, i'd marry her for the tickets and i've no idea who she is.

I'd shag vanessa feltz and...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2006, 20:31
Replies: 60
Views: 1,626
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] league #23 (last one!) - starts Mon 1st May

I nailed April!

Let me be the first to say a massive thanks once again to 1-X for being a complete legend for doing all of this.

Cheers mate :up:
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2006, 08:02
Replies: 91
Views: 2,051
Posted By Phalon
Re: Going for the emo/sk8er boi look

I have some Globe and Reef trainers.

I'm fairly sure they're 'surf wear' but i don't pay too much attention to such things.

They're big and chunky and comfortable.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2006, 22:39
Replies: 18
Views: 826
Posted By Phalon
Re: Very interesting site; I assure you.

Damn, no pictures of my house in Hertfordshire.

It's cos we have all the satelite blocking toolz innit.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2006, 21:19
Replies: 6
Views: 621
Posted By Phalon
Re: Pimp My Snack

My flat mate spent the weekend filling a 50-litre container entirely with jelly because of this site.

Hence, i bloody hate it as our whole house smells of strawberry jelly.

He wasn't happy when...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2006, 09:12
Replies: 9
Views: 782
Posted By Phalon
Re: Its my birthday so it is

I started beginning of Round 2, that's got to be pushing 6 years soon isn't it?

Happy birthday btw.
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2006, 09:34
Replies: 5
Views: 1,033
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football]Nike spoof

I liked it.

They probably had alot of fun making it

Their halls look shite though.
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2006, 17:54
Replies: 20
Views: 661
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Food] Have you tasted?

My girlfriend kissed me after on a few occasions - wasn't the most pleasant taste in the world i'll admit.

Never been 'snowballed' though - my house mate has and proceeded to projectile vomit.
...
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 23:49
Replies: 35
Views: 1,528
Posted By Phalon
Re: Worst news of my life ever

Up the bum no babies.

Or,

'One up the bum, no harm done'.

I'm failing here :(
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 18:16
Replies: 45
Views: 1,021
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] This summers hot transfer rumours.

Probably because Abramovich wrote his speech for him.

Or the kid was born with some revolutionary genetic condition whereby he somehow only speaks and understands English despite never having come...
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 18:07
Replies: 45
Views: 1,021
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] This summers hot transfer rumours.

Someone else gonna take the reins in this little game then or is it gonna die on it's arse?
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 18:04
Replies: 53
Views: 1,817
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] Rooney

Before last night i was convinced that Carrick should be used in the holding role in midfield to support the defence and allow Gerrard and Lampard the opportunity to play their natural aggresive...
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 17:52
Replies: 6
Views: 704
Posted By Phalon
Re: looking for a word.

I only had to have a view on disease processes and pathologies, not traumas.

It was only a short essay and including traumas would've been beyond what was asked.
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 09:47
Replies: 13
Views: 1,395
Posted By Phalon
Re: Round Ze World

Cheers for all the good advice guys, much appreciated.
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 09:42
Replies: 6
Views: 704
Posted By Phalon
Re: looking for a word.

Right, i see what you mean Nod, shouldn't really write essays at 4 in the morning of the day it's due.

Cheers guys.
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 06:08
Replies: 6
Views: 704
Posted By Phalon
looking for a word.

the context goes '...outside of genetic disorders and diseases that can occur (and have been proven to occur) at any age; people are fully in control of their health regardless of age. A healthy...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 21:12
Replies: 170
Views: 4,354
Posted By Phalon
Re: Plastic Brilliance

On an aside - someone tell Demon Dave that he has a Veruca which will tend towards a major infection that may need an operation if he doesn't stop sticking his nail clippers into it.

People always...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 18:04
Replies: 45
Views: 1,021
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] This summers hot transfer rumours.

Also, has Kura left now or did i get the wrong end of the proverbial stick?
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 11:54
Replies: 13
Views: 1,395
Posted By Phalon
Re: Round Ze World

I'm from near London and i'm not actually visiting it, it's just where my return flight lands.

Thanks for the advice though, i'll definitely look into what you've said; it sounds great.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2006, 21:59
Replies: 13
Views: 1,395
Posted By Phalon
Re: Round Ze World

I would love to go by ship, but i only have the summer to travel in as i must be back in uni by early september.

I suppose i mean 'once in a lifetime' as i doubt i'll be able to go again without...
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2006, 21:57
Replies: 65
Views: 1,851
Posted By Phalon
Re: Grammar/spelling: what really annoys you?

To be fair, as long as somebody's post is approaching readable i'm not too worried.

I don't go out of my way to correct other peoples' spelling/grammar etc as i'm rather prone to screwing up my...
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2006, 21:52
Replies: 13
Views: 1,395
Posted By Phalon
Round Ze World

I'm off on a rather special (in my eyes), once in a life-time trip in exactly 34 days.

I'm flying to Tokyo -> Sydney -> Melbourne -> Auckland -> Santiago -> Buenos Aires -> Sao Paulo -> London
...
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2006, 15:30
Replies: 20
Views: 664
Posted By Phalon
Re: Doctors and their Social Skills

Doctor's ARE trained in patient handling but the trouble arises once they're qualified - they can say basically what they like, how they like and noone's gonna be there to call them on it.
...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2006, 22:22
Replies: 45
Views: 1,021
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] This summers hot transfer rumours.

player: Horse
destination: AC Milan
cost: £15m

player: Eidur Gudjohnsen
destination: Man U
cost: £10m
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 09:52
Replies: 51
Views: 2,005
Posted By Phalon
Re: We haven't had a book thread in a while

Sea Of Grass (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0007201745/qid=1148250940/sr=1-10/ref=sr_1_3_10/202-6924094-2974213)

Product Details:
# Hardcover 416 pages (January 2, 2007)
# Publisher:...
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2006, 23:39
Replies: 51
Views: 2,005
Posted By Phalon
Re: We haven't had a book thread in a while

Also, that 'Profanisaurus Rex' thing by the Viz people is great pub-time reading.
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2006, 23:34
Replies: 51
Views: 2,005
Posted By Phalon
Re: We haven't had a book thread in a while

I bought 2 books the other day which are now waiting to be read.

'Lord of the Silver Bow' by David Gemmell

& 'The Lords Of The North' by Bernard Cornwell.

The book i'm most eagerly awaiting...
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2006, 13:07
Replies: 13
Views: 786
Posted By Phalon
Re: Decent Advert

I fail to see how any football fan could be bored when Ronaldinho has the ball at his feet.
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2006, 23:33
Replies: 66
Views: 1,843
Posted By Phalon
Re: the da vinci code

Are you saying who really cares because Jesus has been dead for 2000 years? If so then obviously all the christians care, most of them seem to be kicking up a huge stink over an overrated piece of...
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 21:45
Replies: 23
Views: 1,010
Posted By Phalon
Re: Tomkat's dead

Naff Co 54

Quality clothing of the early 90s!
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 05:56
Replies: 23
Views: 1,010
Posted By Phalon
Re: Tomkat's dead

I'll remember him for his driving shenanigans and his tales of 'Bush'.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 20:40
Replies: 87
Views: 2,091
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football]Champions League Final

Even though Arsenal have an amazing record in europe this season at keeping clean sheets, i doubt even they can keep barca out for another 45 mins.

What a save from Almunia though.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 16:48
Replies: 11
Views: 1,674
Posted By Phalon
Re: Mountain Bikes

You'll just have to ride along gracefully with your knees up by your ears.

You'll look like you're on one of those little stunt bikes but nevermind.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 11:59
Replies: 77
Views: 1,843
Posted By Phalon
Re: Just 4 more days to go

Damn you trying to steal pig's exam thread.

;)
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 11:57
Replies: 22
Views: 1,414
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] The Greatest Football Club In The World

Being a country boy myself i don't see Tractor boys as too bad a nickname.

Their rivals' 'The Canaries' is worse imo.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 07:04
Replies: 77
Views: 1,843
Posted By Phalon
Re: Just 4 more days to go

Good luck mate.

Got a big practical exam this thurs then my written exams in about 5 weeks.

Then off round the world for te summer.

Can't complain.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 16:51
Replies: 22
Views: 1,414
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] The Greatest Football Club In The World

Ajax? Surely you mean AFC Bournemouth?

Cherries! Cherries! (quite possibly the worst nickname ever? Anyone think of anything worse?)
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 13:32
Replies: 22
Views: 929
Posted By Phalon
Re: Who is American?

No, it's not hard to comprehend.

There was no malice intended in my post, i didn't intend to phrase it in a way to provoke a reaction (it was poorly phrased i'll admit).

Obviously the...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 10:25
Replies: 62
Views: 1,654
Posted By Phalon
Re: Emo or Chav

Emo girls can be very attractive.

Chav girls make me want to wretch.

I've had decent conversations with Emos in the past.

I'm not sure i've heard a chav spout a word of english in my life.
...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 10:20
Replies: 35
Ps3
Views: 877
Posted By Phalon
Re: Ps3

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4768829.stm -> sounds rather impressive to me.

Also, my friend who works for Sony Europe agrees with Sb0lly.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 10:16
Replies: 18
Views: 1,089
Posted By Phalon
Re: the eurovision songfestival

That's superb.

I shall Sky+ it.

What could possibly beat that?
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 07:51
Replies: 22
Views: 929
Posted By Phalon
Re: Who are American?

And lacoste trousers, white trainers and an abhorrent brown tracky top help you to achieve that?

Where are you from?
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 23:25
Replies: 47
Views: 1,797
Posted By Phalon
Re: Your Nickname

Mine was a name thought up when i was about 10 years old and played that god-frosaken game that is warhammer.

It's sort of the only thing that has stuck with me for any great length of time on the...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 23:16
Replies: 22
Views: 929
Posted By Phalon
Re: Who are American?

I'm sorry but lacoste is just as chavish as addidas or lonsdale.

Unless you're actually playing a sport/training etc the general consensus is that you 'look like a chav'.

Or so my paralytic...
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 18:49
Replies: 18
Views: 998
Posted By Phalon
Re: Rice, Sodomy, and the Lash.

Where the bloody hell are they expecting to find all these so called tall and good looking Chinese men?

Are they playing around with gene splicing again?
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 18:15
Replies: 103
Views: 2,100
Posted By Phalon
Re: How long 'till Ste get's arrested?

Am i the only one who was thinking of a different type of colon whilst reading that?

:(
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 11:31
Replies: 283
Views: 5,637
Posted By Phalon
Re: Dace Paradise

Because the average 15 year old would have a hard time finding porn otherwise?
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 10:12
Replies: 283
Views: 5,637
Posted By Phalon
Re: Dace Paradise

This one has a future (http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=15549425)
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 09:15
Replies: 43
Views: 923
Posted By Phalon
Re: i just joined the gym

Two of my scottish mates can't swim.

They're the only people i know that can't swim and they (coincidentally) happen to be scottish.

Maybe it's not encouraged as much up north? Probably just a...
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 08:58
Replies: 57
Views: 1,710
Posted By Phalon
Re: look what i did

Had a few Dutch mates over from holland after xmas.

They're all proffessional youth football players but couldn't cope with the walk up bournemouth highstreet.

They just mumbled something about...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 09:59
Replies: 13
Views: 998
Posted By Phalon
Re: The story of my dislocated shoulder

The Man Who Sued God (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268437/)
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 09:22
Replies: 13
Views: 998
Posted By Phalon
Re: The story of my dislocated shoulder

The painkillers would have been inserted intravenously to ensure it entered the shoulder properly - the risk to the brachial artery when you dislocate a shoulder is pretty substantial and they...
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2006, 09:05
Replies: 49
Views: 1,238
Posted By Phalon
Re: Put yourself in my position

In my experience the blanks typically occur after 'passing the **** out'.

This is usually a direct response of me having a night on the Absynthe.

Evil drink, steer clear.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2006, 21:07
Replies: 79
Views: 4,418
Posted By Phalon
Re: Keira Knightley

I'd stick my willy up her bum.
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 23:56
Replies: 36
Views: 1,068
Posted By Phalon
Re: Hell is..

Hell is having that condition (too pissed to look it up) where every time you orgasm you pass out.

Actually...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 23:50
Replies: 43
Views: 923
Posted By Phalon
Re: i just joined the gym

Take up a water sport.

Easiest way to stay fit.

I tend to go for cross trainers and rowing machines as well as i feel everything else is pointless (in terms of aerobic fitness) compared to...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 14:25
Replies: 17
Views: 547
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Project][Quick] Conclusion

'In conclusion, i should have had more sex' :(

Sorry, in all truth i hate conclusions for projects and essays as well.

I usually just try to put across an answer to what i think would be the...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 12:33
Replies: 80
Views: 1,702
Posted By Phalon
Re: This is despicable

Big Brother.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2006, 19:18
Replies: 28
Views: 1,091
Posted By Phalon
Re: Bird Games

The trouble with the timid beast that is the sheep is that they may well bounce off of cars and continue on their merry way relatively unscathed, but they'll more than likely drop down dead of shock...
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2006, 11:26
Replies: 28
Views: 1,091
Posted By Phalon
Re: Bird Games

No, but not for want of trying :(
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2006, 11:21
Replies: 28
Views: 1,091
Posted By Phalon
Re: Bird Games

I regularly try to run over the pigeons that assemble along the country roads near my house.

I've hit quite a few. Same goes for rabbits.

Things i consider vermin i wont think twice about...
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2006, 07:36
Replies: 28
Views: 564
Posted By Phalon
Re: Happy 1. May!

They did it last year and doubtless they'll do it again.

At least now i can tell them they're pathetic :D
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 12:42
Replies: 9
Views: 488
Posted By Phalon
Gift of the Gadd

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4964292.stm

Glitter seeking to minimise his involvement with underage children again except this time it looks as if he wont be able to squirm his way...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 12:29
Replies: 30
Views: 1,067
Posted By Phalon
Re: The most hideous website ever?

'If you stare at this web page long enough your perception and logical thinking skills will deteriorate so drastically that you too, will believe in Jesus'
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 12:24
Replies: 28
Views: 564
Posted By Phalon
Re: Happy 1. May!

Does this mean all the crazy scandies will be up to god-knows-what tomfoolery again today?

When's your 'lets all wear our red boiler suits that we wore at highschool and have dunked in fish guts...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 12:22
Replies: 32
Views: 733
Posted By Phalon
Re: Stuff to do when you are bored

I drink when i'm bored.

Keeps the ol' liver in check.
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 12:20
Replies: 83
Views: 1,279
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] Rooney and Terry and England

Crouch can head the ball?

I suppose he can, but then so could a paraplegic if you kicked one at his head.

His aerial ability is abysmal.
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2006, 10:32
Replies: 60
Views: 1,626
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] league #23 (last one!) - starts Mon 1st May

LEAGUE 23 - ALL OF IT
.
01PR Man Utd 2-1 Middlesbro
01PR Sunderland 0-2 Arsenal
01PR West Brom 2-1 West Ham
02PR Blackburn 1-1 Chelsea
02SP Dundee Utd 2-1 Dunfermline
02SP Hibernian ...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2006, 12:03
Replies: 12
Views: 903
Posted By Phalon
Re: scary movie 4

Quite simply the worst film ever made.

Ever.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2006, 19:22
Replies: 45
Views: 888
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] league #22 - starts FRIDAY 14th

LEAGUE 22 - ALL OF IT
.
14PR Man Utd 3-0 Sunderland
14CH Cardiff 1-1 Sheff Utd
14CH Wolves 2-1 Watford
14IT AC Milan 2-0 Inter
14ES Barcelona 1-0 Villarreal
.
15PR Arsenal 3-0 ...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2006, 15:52
Replies: 39
Views: 894
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] league #21 - starts April 01

No chance of me persuading you to give the award out early?

Like now? :D
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2006, 22:07
Replies: 39
Views: 894
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 11:54
Replies: 16
Views: 1,073
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] New sponsors for United

The question is do we get the money to spend on players or does Glazer offset it against his loan?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 11:51
Replies: 36
Views: 910
Posted By Phalon
Re: JC replacement needed

She's probably just desperate to inflict her spawn of satan (and the maintenance costs of said spawn) on some unsuspecting, gullible muppet.

Try your best not to be the muppet.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 11:40
Replies: 39
Views: 894
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2006, 11:17
Replies: 53
Views: 1,153
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football]Im sorry pig, Im really sorry

Next Sunday's game is going to be one of the games of the season imo.

Both Arsenal and United are in amazing form, both have defences that can be beaten and strikers that are world class.

Could...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2006, 10:34
Replies: 38
Views: 951
Posted By Phalon
Re: One for Pig

I do now!

Please tell.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2006, 23:41
Replies: 19
Views: 873
Posted By Phalon
Re: wrong order? WRONG ORDER?!

There are tonnes in Bournemouth that deliver at that time.

None of the reputable ones mind (as far as you can call Domino's, Pizza Hut etc reputable) only the ones like 'Pizza Go-GO' and 'Pizza U...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2006, 22:13
Replies: 38
Views: 951
Posted By Phalon
Re: One for Pig

I'd like to see a survey conducted in the Essex area, most girls there seem to be of the mindset 'if ya kiss someone ya haff ta sleep wiv em'.

I however, would insist no photos were taken...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2006, 20:45
Replies: 39
Views: 894
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] league #21 - starts April 01

They do have Bolton away.

I believe it'll get very interesting should they drop points in their next game.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2006, 11:00
Replies: 39
Views: 894
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] league #21 - starts April 01

LEAGUE 21 - PART 1
.
01PR Arsenal 3- Aston Villa
01PR Birmingham 0-2 Chelsea
01PR Bolton 1-2 Man Utd
01PR Everton 2-1 Sunderland
01PR Fulham 1-1 Portsmouth
01PR Newcastle 0-1 ...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2006, 10:51
Replies: 143
Views: 2,537
Posted By Phalon
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

Instead of ASBOs they should hand out 'sterilisation orders'.

The benefits to society would be tremendous.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 17:28
Replies: 19
Views: 829
Posted By Phalon
Re: stupid game

shit, apoligies.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 17:28
Replies: 19
Views: 829
Posted By Phalon
Re: stupid game

shit, apoligies.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 16:04
Replies: 19
Views: 829
Posted By Phalon
Re: stupid game

i completed it :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 16:04
Replies: 19
Views: 829
Posted By Phalon
Re: stupid game

i completed it :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 14:54
Replies: 19
Views: 829
Posted By Phalon
Re: stupid game

i completed it :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 14:54
Replies: 19
Views: 829
Posted By Phalon
Re: stupid game

i completed it :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 13:09
Replies: 19
Views: 829
Posted By Phalon
Re: stupid game

I completed it :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 13:09
Replies: 19
Views: 829
Posted By Phalon
Re: stupid game

I completed it :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 12:46
Replies: 19
Views: 829
Posted By Phalon
Re: stupid game

I completed it :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 12:46
Replies: 19
Views: 829
Posted By Phalon
Re: stupid game

I completed it :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 12:43
Replies: 19
Views: 829
Posted By Phalon
Re: stupid game

I completed it :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 12:43
Replies: 19
Views: 829
Posted By Phalon
Re: stupid game

I completed it :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 08:32
Replies: 54
Views: 2,419
Posted By Phalon
Re: [games] Oblivion, the sequel to Morrowind.

I have it but i'm not opening it until the end of the week when my exams finish.

I lost too many hours to morrowind and i'm not risking my exams to oblivion. (plus i cant use my clubbed right hand...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2006, 14:54
Replies: 13
Views: 825
Posted By Phalon
Re: Severing dilemma...

Yea, not til summer tho.

dont really want to do them then tho :(
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2006, 14:51
Replies: 13
Views: 825
Posted By Phalon
Re: Severing dilemma...

heh, reckon i'll be able to sue the police?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2006, 14:30
Replies: 13
Views: 825
Posted By Phalon
Severing dilemma...

As i mentioned before, last weekend we were honuored by a visit from the police in the early hours of the morning who broke the window on our front door to gain access to our house.

Now, fast...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 13:21
Replies: 36
Views: 2,022
Posted By Phalon
Re: Warning to chat room users

I think the difference with this forum is that on here abuse is expected and tolerated.

If i was to wonder onto a bbc forum (if one exists) and proclaim my love for pre-pubescent minors, things...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 04:22
Replies: 51
Views: 1,365
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] league #20 (starts Sat 18 March)

Yea, those games had laready been played by the time i remembered to predict :(
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 22:42
Replies: 37
Views: 907
Posted By Phalon
Re: Commercial Radio

I just ipod it whenever i'm driving now.

I do watch music TV though to keep 'up-to-date' as it were.

Radio just annoys me as i'm rarely able to hear something i truly want to hear.

With my...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 22:13
Replies: 28
Views: 1,211
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 13:30
Replies: 34
Views: 1,500
Posted By Phalon
Re: Crazy house mate

A pre-emptive strike is rarely a bad idea.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 01:51
Replies: 106
Views: 2,864
Posted By Phalon
Re: Yahwe's Career

Do not leave the bar Yahwe, lest it change you for the worse.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 01:48
Replies: 28
Views: 1,211
Posted By Phalon
Re: So the police broke our window tonight...

Can we really do that? (bill them that is)

Excuse my ignorance in this subject but to be fair i haven't the foggiest when it comes to the law.

They did indeed knock and get no reply.

And Gin...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 01:35
Replies: 28
Views: 1,211
Posted By Phalon
Re: So the police broke our window tonight...

Really? Is that not acceptable behaviour on their part?

I admit i've had a few too many G&Ts so my judgement may be impaired, but they said the reason they broke our window and gained entry into...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 01:29
Replies: 28
Views: 1,211
Posted By Phalon
So the police broke our window tonight...

Three of us came back from a jolly long night on the piss (started at 1pm) and proceeded to generally arse about on our rooftop (overlooking a main street).

At some point a barbecue and deck chair...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2006, 13:58
Replies: 21
Views: 1,230
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2006, 13:57
Replies: 7
Views: 723
Posted By Phalon
Re: You know you post too much when

Haven't seen the front page if these forums in about 2 years.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2006, 01:44
Replies: 51
Views: 1,365
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] league #20 (starts Sat 18 March)

LEAGUE 20 - ALL OF IT
.
18PR Arsenal 3-0 Charlton
18PR Birmingham 1-2 Tottenham
18PR Blackburn 2-0 Middlesbro
18PR Bolton 2-0 Sunderland
18PR Everton 2-1 Aston Villa
18PR Man City ...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 08:49
Replies: 39
Views: 1,344
Posted By Phalon
Re: Good or Bad News ?

I assume it's basically gonna be like Smallville but without any of the things that made that program semi-watchable.

I reckon they'll somehow squeeze in quite a few jedi fights, force powers,...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 22:18
Replies: 15
Views: 882
Posted By Phalon
Re: Lightsaber Battle

That was pretty damn good.

If only someone could invent a 'real' lightsaber, life would be perfect.

:(
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 12:45
Replies: 27
Views: 1,482
Posted By Phalon
Re: Dace walks into church

The same God that says there's only one true God and all supporters of others will spend eternity in hell?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 12:43
Replies: 27
Views: 1,482
Posted By Phalon
Re: Dace walks into church

In the medical profession you would have to report them if harm has come to a third party or you believe they are a danger to themselves or others.

Fk knows what a priest would do in that...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 00:09
Replies: 21
Views: 977
Posted By Phalon
Re: (my) stupidity on a spectacular scale

I was hoping you were gonna inform me tonight as to whether it was a worthy buy or not.

Shame on you :(
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 22:09
Replies: 11
Views: 766
Posted By Phalon
Re: Planetarion Uptime Project

I joined.

I forget why :(

(I am winning atm tho :up:)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 11:42
Replies: 10
Views: 615
Posted By Phalon
Re: Weird situations, II

Why, pray tell, was that evening in any way 'weird'?

I could say something along the lines of 'is it cos you're norwegian' etc but i go to uni with about 250 Norwegians and none of them would ever...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 10:35
Replies: 53
Views: 1,543
Posted By Phalon
Re: The progression of terrible chat-up lines

heh.

'You know what love, i was wrong and you were right.'

'You DO have small tits'

Can see that going down a treat :p
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2006, 00:29
Replies: 91
Views: 6,819
Posted By Phalon
Re: So, whose lectures are cancelled tomorrow then?

Unaffected! Though Physiology at 9 and Histopathology (strange amalgamation ahoy!) at 10 are unlikely to be attended.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2006, 00:24
Replies: 53
Views: 1,543
Posted By Phalon
Re: The progression of terrible chat-up lines

I've used the "i'm a plastic surgeon student" line on many an occasion and it has worked more often than not :up:

However, until you go to Bournemouth you don't know the meaning of 'easy' :D
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2006, 22:59
Replies: 81
Views: 1,456
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] england

I think it's a case of two from Bent, Defoe and Crouch if he only takes four strikers.

And at the moment i would have to say Crouch would get my vote at number three.

Bent did ok for us on...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2006, 22:55
Replies: 69
Views: 1,295
Posted By Phalon
Re: Glitter

Since posting about it i have read further into the subject including the conditions of Vietnamese prisons and i'm beginning to agree it does sound like a fate worse than death.

I admit my initial...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2006, 12:12
Replies: 35
Views: 1,511
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] league #19 - (04-15 March)

LEAGUE 19 - ALL OF IT
.
04pr Aston Villa 2-1 Portsmouth
04pr Fulham 1-1 Arsenal
04pr Liverpool 2-0 Charlton
04pr Middlesbro 2-1 Birmingham
04pr Newcastle 0-0 Bolton
04pr West Brom ...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2006, 23:27
Replies: 81
Views: 1,456
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] england

I think it could work wonders.

I personally have no objection to starting him and Rooney upfront.

It's taken me awhile to admit it but he really is a danger especially when you've got beckham...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2006, 13:48
Replies: 69
Views: 1,295
Posted By Phalon
Glitter

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4769164.stm

3 years and fines totalling £360 for molesting two pre-teenage girls?

That truly is disgusting.

At least there's a chance he may be...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2006, 13:37
Replies: 10
Views: 550
Posted By Phalon
Re: Transformers! Less than meets the eye!

It'll never beat the classic that made my childhood the spectacular thing that it was.

'You've got the touch, you've got the powwwwwwwwwwer! Yea!'
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 23:16
Replies: 10
Views: 550
Posted By Phalon
Re: Transformers! Less than meets the eye!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tomkat again.

:up: Ace
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 23:15
Replies: 15
Views: 689
Posted By Phalon
Re: One Trillion Hours in MS Paint

I'd rather die by bleeding out of my arse than attempt anything like that.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 15:35
Replies: 43
Views: 909
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 15:33
Replies: 96
Views: 2,529
Posted By Phalon
Re: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

What's an american fillet sandwhich? If that's what you meant?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 15:32
Replies: 81
Views: 1,456
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] england

Something got lost in translation.

My oppinion of Nedved may be different to Jakiri's, i think that was his point.

You phrased it as if to suggest our oppinions were one and the same.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 13:09
Replies: 81
Views: 1,456
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] england

I'd say Italy have the strongest defence but considering the absolute shambles that is the German team i don't think this result paints a true picture of their ability.

I'd expect a full strength...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 13:06
Replies: 81
Views: 1,456
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] england

Rooney has pace, power, accuracy, dribbling ability, he can tackle and he inspires others simply by doing what he does.

In short, he's not the best player in the world yet, but he's better than...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 23:39
Replies: 15
Views: 607
Posted By Phalon
Re: Lynx "Click"

I'm fairly sure they're meant to be 'he looks cute' type looks as opposed to 'he looks like he's gonna murder somebody' type looks.

Though some of the girls around Bournemouth probably prefer the...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 23:36
Replies: 81
Views: 1,456
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] england

He regularly ends up in the opposing half week-in week-out for United so i guess he's just been encouraged to do it more for England.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 23:24
Replies: 15
Views: 607
Posted By Phalon
Re: Lynx "Click"

It's also (more than) the cost of a pint at the SU.

However, i have still ordered one :up:
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 23:23
Replies: 81
Views: 1,456
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] england

Carrick looked a bit wooly but then he seemed more intimidated than bad. Didn't make many mistakes though.

The worrying thing for me is i'm beginning to come round to the idea of Crouch being a...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 23:20
Replies: 31
Views: 909
Posted By Phalon
Re: Action buffs: two interesting looking movies out in the UK this year

The original was a really good film that i've watched numerous times and always enjoyed.

I don't envision myself ever watching the sequel again unless my entire family are held at gunpoint by the...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 12:19
Replies: 43
Views: 909
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 11:31
Replies: 39
Views: 792
Posted By Phalon
Re: Should have had more sex

I'm hoping this story has many chapters a la Dace.

It has serious potential pig.



Is that sarcasm or are you just simply one of the worst trolls to stumble upon the intarweb?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 11:25
Replies: 22
Views: 752
Posted By Phalon
Re: a joke that amused me

You have brought misery down upon my sunny morning :/
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 11:23
Replies: 6
Views: 799
Posted By Phalon
Re: a cat

I agree.

I guess they're worried someone somewhere has a penchant for raw domestic cats and it could all go horribly wrong!!1
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 23:04
Replies: 34
Views: 724
Posted By Phalon
Re: "Sheila's Wheels"

I have a personal vandetta against the creators/actors/jingle-writers that had anything to do with that advert.

I wouldn't even bestow upon them the honour of scraping the pebbledashes from my...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 01:17
Replies: 25
Views: 697
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 01:06
Replies: 36
Views: 1,006
Posted By Phalon
Re: What's your favourite colour?

Fluorescent Green has a place in everyone's heart.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 00:55
Replies: 43
Views: 909
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] league #18 (25 feb - 01 mar)

I'll just take this moment to say that 1-X is a legend for doing all of this week in week out.

Praise him like you should.

Yes, i'm pissed but the point still stands! :D
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 00:52
Replies: 96
Views: 2,529
Posted By Phalon
Re: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

6ft 2"

12 stone

Highly active.

Never put on any weight and before you say my cholesterol level is fine and my arteries are fine.

:up: though as at least it's a discussion
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 17:11
Replies: 96
Views: 2,529
Posted By Phalon
Re: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Bowl of Ricicles (:up:), Scrambled eggs on toast and a Muller Rice Caramel.

Also a pint of milk and an Actimel.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 20:01
Replies: 50
Views: 2,417
Posted By Phalon
Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.

One of the funniest things i've seen in a while.

Truly brilliant.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 12:51
Replies: 48
Views: 1,269
Posted By Phalon
Re: FAO: England Rugby Fans

Indeed I was.

It was more of an 'i'm embarrassed we lost to scotland so i'll spout random derogatory crap about the sport and pretend it doesn't matter' sort of thing.

I spent the afternoon...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 00:56
Replies: 28
Poll: Yes or No
Views: 862
Posted By Phalon
Re: Yes or No

Tails.

Now tell us the question damn you.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 00:54
Replies: 48
Views: 1,269
Posted By Phalon
Re: FAO: England Rugby Fans

I'm a football fan.

(english) rugby is a disgrace to our great nation*



*since 2003
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 00:52
Replies: 41
Views: 1,562
Posted By Phalon
Re: lame-ass excuse to break up

"I am going to India indefinately - catch you in the funny pages"

Ace :up:
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 00:49
Replies: 33
Views: 862
Posted By Phalon
Re: Im interested to see who else

Trim.

Doesn't it itch to hell when it grows back if you shave/wax?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 23:51
Replies: 43
Views: 909
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] league #18 (25 feb - 01 mar)

league 18 - all of it
.
25pr Birmingham 2-1 Sunderland
25pr Blackburn 1-3 Arsenal
25pr Charlton 2-1 Aston Villa
25pr Chelsea 3-0 Portsmouth
25pr Newcastle 3-1 Everton
25sp...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2006, 14:17
Replies: 54
Views: 2,155
Posted By Phalon
Re: To increse activity

Saddam - a real man's outcome that.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2006, 10:46
Replies: 66
Views: 1,775
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] league #17 - (starts sat 11th)

LEAGUE 17 - ALL OF IT
.
11pr Arsenal 1-2 Bolton
11pr Aston Villa 0-1 Newcastle
11pr Everton 1-1 Blackburn
11pr Fulham 2-0 West Brom
11pr Middlesbro 0-4 Chelsea
11pr Portsmouth 1-3 ...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2006, 19:19
Replies: 9
Views: 835
Posted By Phalon
Re: Funny

Older than.... etc

:(
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2006, 09:29
Replies: 45
Views: 1,130
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2006, 18:16
Replies: 36
Views: 1,414
Posted By Phalon
Re: I should really open my curtains

No snow in bournemouth.

Colder than a witch's nipple, but no snow.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2006, 23:08
Replies: 5
Views: 676
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] Ticket Prices

I'd pay that much per year to have the shit removed from skysports channels so i can watch something remotely interesting instead (hell, curling would do)
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2006, 22:56
Replies: 20
Views: 1,058
Posted By Phalon
Re: Talk about a high price hooker

i've fallen in better looking things - outside a kebab shop in the wee small hours of the morning - than that bangkok ladyboy.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 12:00
Replies: 13
Views: 1,329
Posted By Phalon
Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox

'B E E F C U R T A I N S'

heh, funny chap.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2006, 01:34
Replies: 50
Views: 1,659
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] prediction league #15 - (starts friday 13th)

Was at St Mary's to watch the tractor boys demolish the saints.

Swing low, swing Rupert Lowe.
Swing him from the Itchen Bridge!

Awesome - Alan Lee - 100k - ****ing bargain!
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 11:49
Replies: 8
Views: 786
Posted By Phalon
Re: Snowblading

Skibobbing FTW.

I've always wanted to try snowblading, mainly because i love all extreme sports, but being as i'm a piss-poor skier was worried it might not be worth it. Think it may be worth a...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 11:15
Replies: 15
Views: 812
Posted By Phalon
Re: Fm 2006

I'd like to play but i have similar concerns to NB3.

We#ve been plaing a network game between the 4 guys in my house for 2 months now and we've on;y played 10 games in the league - entirely due to...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2006, 20:46
Replies: 28
Views: 2,223
Posted By Phalon
Re: Neighbours Plane Crash

David is definitely dead.

Alex stands a good chance as he is incredibly annoying and shite. (cue susan and carl back together shock shock)

After Ginelle (?) saw an image of Dylan in the kitchen...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2006, 13:59
Replies: 16
Views: 1,324
Posted By Phalon
Re: Caption Competition

The King of Spades from the next US 'Deck of Terror' is revealed.

Bush warns that Galloway is 'master of disguise and deceit'.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 19:40
Replies: 14
Views: 798
Posted By Phalon
Re: I should have done this before

I wholeheartedly endorse this course of action.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 16:25
Replies: 36
Views: 1,651
Posted By Phalon
Re: What should I watch?

I really enjoyed King Kong, took a while to get going though.

Going to see Underworld Evolution on Friday - looks pretty damn good (Kate Beckinsale :up:)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 01:26
Replies: 112
Views: 4,013
Posted By Phalon
Re: Books

The Gods Of War - Conn Iggulden

Got to finish the series, i've read many reviews saying it doesn't match up to the previous 3 books.

I still have hope though - so far so good.

David Gemmell...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 01:16
Replies: 36
Views: 1,096
Posted By Phalon
Re: It's been a while...

Train - Drops of Jupiter

That is all.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 16:37
Replies: 47
Views: 1,823
Posted By Phalon
Re: Seriously, Greenpeace, what the ****?

That is truly, unadulterated shite!

Who's running greenpeace now anyway? They've become worse than those Mothers Against XXXXXX groups.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 13:16
Replies: 17
Views: 1,080
Posted By Phalon
Re: [BBC Link] Stampede Again

Within reason.

For instance im fairly sure a couple of people die every year running the london marathon.

And that cheese-down-a-hill thing is fraught with peril.

But in this case we are...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 13:11
Replies: 17
Views: 1,080
Posted By Phalon
Re: [BBC Link] Stampede Again

yea, a few gore-ings from the bulls and a few broken limbs but it's fairly rare that people are killed.

Never heard of the japanese thing though - sounds interesting to say the least.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 09:54
Replies: 196
Views: 7,829
Posted By Phalon
Re: I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call them

I sincerely applaud this initiative of banning hoodies/caps from shopping centres and pubs and the general 'You're not coming in, you're a chav'-attitude employed by most club owners though.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 09:52
Replies: 196
Views: 7,829
Posted By Phalon
Re: I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call them

When i was about 12 i got bashed to a pulp by about 15 of the ****ers because i was riding my bike home on 'their' cycle path.

Being a fairly big guy this was the only trouble i ever had growing...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 20:52
Replies: 190
Views: 5,050
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] The January Transfer Window (UK Transfers Only)

heh, we need to do a comedy premiership XI.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 20:25
Replies: 190
Views: 5,050
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] The January Transfer Window (UK Transfers Only)

If i had to pick between Cygan and Bramble i'd rather have noone - less dodgy free kicks/penalties/general being slow and shit-ness.

That may just be me though...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 20:21
Replies: 190
Views: 5,050
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] The January Transfer Window (UK Transfers Only)

Yea, really impressed with the young lad.

He'll be a future star i'm sure.

Certainly became a hit with the fans in a considerably short time.

Surman from Southampton was also very good for...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 18:20
Replies: 17
Views: 1,080
Posted By Phalon
[BBC Link] Stampede Again

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4606002.stm

I'm sorry but whatever religion or beliefs people harbour - how can common sense be completely thrown out of the window year after year?
...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 18:14
Replies: 3
Views: 611
Posted By Phalon
Re: civ4 mods?

I envy you being at the 'looking for mods' stage already.

I'm still fully immersed in like my third game.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 18:08
Replies: 190
Views: 5,050
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] The January Transfer Window (UK Transfers Only)

All us cherries fans are resigned to losing Stocky - he truly is a talented player and deserves to be playing with a better class of team, as does Jamie Hayter.

Not sure that Forest is the way to...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 17:57
Replies: 27
Views: 1,277
Posted By Phalon
Re: Just bought a new pc for gaming purposes

F.E.A.R is much better at the 'scariness' factor than doom 3 and much better made*. (the fights with the soldiers bring back all the great memories of the firefights in the original Halflife)

I...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 00:45
Replies: 19
Views: 1,333
Posted By Phalon
Re: I'm sad :(

I often leave my car open in the vain hope that someone will steal the thing.

Apparently noone wants a clio - i think it must be the french-thing.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 23:43
Replies: 50
Views: 1,659
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] prediction league #15 - (starts friday 13th)

Thought i'd throw my hat in again :D

Dunno how long i'll be around though :(
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 23:36
Replies: 16
Views: 938
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 11:03
Replies: 32
Views: 1,346
Posted By Phalon
Re: Longer Drinking Hours

By the same token they can get cocaine and heroin if they want though i'm not sure a change in legislation is needed.

They need to be stricter on underage drinking imo. Not sure what route they...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2005, 06:53
Replies: 21
Views: 1,016
Posted By Phalon
Re: Removing Christmas

Or you've just been reading Dan Brown's 'Novels'.

:/
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 19:51
Replies: 22
Views: 870
Posted By Phalon
Re: Getting A Pet

Ant Farm for the real pet experience.

It's amazing the things they do.

We have one in our flat, such resilient little creatures.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 19:47
Replies: 16
Views: 768
Posted By Phalon
Re: Boredom Bonanza

New Radicals - "You Get What You Give"

:up:
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 19:46
Replies: 9
Views: 749
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football trickery] Link

Ronaldinho is God on the football pitch.

Albeit an inbred, buck-toothed God, but a God nonetheless.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 21:22
Replies: 63
Views: 2,932
Posted By Phalon
Re: Shakespeare

If Bush had been made to learn shakespeare maybe he wouldn't make a sea monkey appear intellectually advanced.

Maybe :/
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 17:36
Replies: 40
Views: 2,636
Posted By Phalon
Re: Could we have a legal opinion on what seems to be a horribly large amount of damages

I like the way they can remember exactly what they ate even 5 years later.

I can't even remember what food i've eaten at a chinese restaurant 2 hours later when i'm in an Italian restaurant eating...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2005, 11:38
Replies: 36
Views: 1,212
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Physics] Quantum Theory Wrong?

It seems highly unlikely.

And even if it is true the 'verification' process will no doubt involve disintegrating something on a large scale (i vote for Wales).
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2005, 13:44
Replies: 69
Views: 2,792
Posted By Phalon
Re: annoying british accents

The Welsh accent.

I defy anyone to find any other accent more annoying.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Oct 2005, 13:57
Replies: 55
Views: 1,504
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] PL#08 - last of the world cup qualifiers (sat 08-wed 12)

'All of it' because i invariably won't be back for two weeks again :(
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2005, 09:15
Replies: 63
Views: 2,574
Posted By Phalon
Re: Strange Drinks Combinations

At Uni they call that a 'Black on Black' and it ruins a perfectly good pint of guiness imo.




I wholeheartedly endorse this.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2005, 19:27
Replies: 62
Views: 1,832
Posted By Phalon
Re: I can take it all in one go!

I've had a first and a last so far so no telling how this one will pan out...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2005, 20:34
Replies: 9
Views: 834
Posted By Phalon
Re: another reason why the media is full of shit.

Bush is more capable than i gave him credit for.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2005, 08:00
Replies: 60
Views: 1,157
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] league #3 - starts saturday 27th

LEAGUE 3
.
27PR West Brom 1-1 Birmingham
27PR Aston Villa 2-1 Blackburn
27PR Fulham 0-0 Everton
27PR Man City 2-0 Portsmouth
27PR Tottenham 1-2 Chelsea
27PR West Ham 0-2 Bolton...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2005, 20:26
Replies: 51
Views: 3,195
Posted By Phalon
Re: Shared uni rooms - good or bad?

Most people would think twice about sharing a room with a complete stranger.

If you knew the person it might not be so bad.

You may end up with someone with whom you get along with superbly.
...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2005, 18:53
Replies: 50
Views: 1,428
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2005, 20:57
Replies: 47
Views: 1,571
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 10 Aug 2005, 21:17
Replies: 86
Views: 2,154
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2005, 01:05
Replies: 33
Views: 1,721
Posted By Phalon
Re: Turning Dream car into reality

Yes, you can discern as to whether or not it is travelling fast.

How you can discern that it was travelling at the same speed as a 'WRX or high end BMW' though is the funny part.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2005, 15:09
Replies: 33
Views: 1,721
Posted By Phalon
Re: Turning Dream car into reality

Essex is a shithole.

It's a shithole because it's full of fkwit-chavs who do unspeakable things to their cars.

And how, pray tell, can you discern that the astra was doing a speed comparable to...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2005, 18:01
Replies: 21
Views: 953
Posted By Phalon
Re: Euro 2005 Champions

22 rug munchers

90 mins.

1 embolism.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2005, 10:04
Replies: 40
Views: 1,442
Posted By Phalon
Re: 18 hours of TV a week!!!

I only watch specific shows like Top Gear, Have I Got News For You, Takeshi's Castle or sporting events i'm interested in.

Over the next few weeks i shall watch Wimbledon almost religiously.

If...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2005, 14:30
Replies: 6
Views: 751
Posted By Phalon
Foo Fighters - In Your Honour

Album threads are lame.

Never mind.

I just thought i'd say that i really like this album. It's not as instantly likeable as they're previous material but it's really growing on me.

The...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2005, 12:29
Replies: 75
Views: 2,676
Posted By Phalon
Re: Don`t do science.

There's money in it if you become more than a lab technician surely?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2005, 12:27
Replies: 18
Views: 1,018
Posted By Phalon
Re: I need a script

It seems that this bunch of shits (?) can't help me.

There you go.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2005, 12:25
Replies: 18
Views: 1,047
Posted By Phalon
Re: A little update

Don't forget to mention GD to the world while your there.

Some of us need the attention :)

Keep having a good one.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2005, 11:53
Replies: 18
Views: 1,018
Posted By Phalon
Re: I need a script

On a sidenote, you're more likley to get anally raped by George Bush's chief Eunuch whilst being seranaded by Saddam Hussein doing his remix of happy days than you are to get any help on GD.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2005, 11:51
Replies: 18
Views: 1,018
Posted By Phalon
Re: I need a script

loool
no, wrong forum
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2005, 10:49
Replies: 14
Views: 740
Posted By Phalon
Re: Another BBC link

Knock seven bells of shit out of him and blame it on the 'distress' his nakedness caused.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2005, 06:20
Replies: 58
Views: 2,047
Posted By Phalon
Re: I gave up Hustler for Oxfam

You paid for porn?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2005, 13:24
Replies: 57
Views: 2,266
Posted By Phalon
Re: What happens to us when we die?

what about if they hack you up and canabalise you then?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2005, 11:45
Replies: 31
Views: 1,371
Posted By Phalon
Re: German help

heh

\0/ for mobos with onboard sound (and my hearing).
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2005, 11:35
Replies: 31
Views: 1,371
Posted By Phalon
Re: German help

From Playing Commandos (the PC Game) i also picked up the ever-useful phrase 'ein ka-lester' (no idea what the exact word is but i think it means 'a dead man').

That turned some heads when the...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2005, 09:37
Replies: 57
Views: 2,266
Posted By Phalon
Re: What happens to us when we die?

Oh, and if you die of aids Jesus doesn't love you.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2005, 09:34
Replies: 57
Views: 2,266
Posted By Phalon
Re: What happens to us when we die?

You go to Heaven where God, Jesus Christ our Saviour and all the angels spend eternity lamenting you with Hymms, parables and proverbs and everyone lives foreverer in eternal bliss.

At least...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 23:40
Replies: 26
Views: 1,022
Posted By Phalon
Re: Anyone else has this problem?

ADD (http://www.add.org)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 23:39
Replies: 30
Views: 1,085
Posted By Phalon
Re: Did you know

Link #5 on Google.

#1 if you do a UK search.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 23:32
Replies: 26
Views: 1,022
Posted By Phalon
Re: Anyone else has this problem?

You have Attention Defecit Disorder.

Or Aids.

Aids would be funnier. (As Dace has pointed out)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 23:28
Replies: 31
Views: 1,371
Posted By Phalon
Re: German help

Yes, my most recent memory is from 8 years ago.

A time when a man could be in employ as a clown and not suffer constant duress from society.

Happier times for all i feel :(
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 23:16
Replies: 4
Views: 840
Posted By Phalon
Re: Dane

Dyslexia adds to the mystery.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 09:32
Replies: 31
Views: 1,371
Posted By Phalon
Re: German help

My only good memory of learning German was running around Munich shouting 'wir haben das Krieg gewonnen' when on a school trip.

I've mentioned that before i'm sure.

I chose German at school...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 09:29
Replies: 36
Views: 1,276
Posted By Phalon
Re: Cookies!

Chewy, triple choc chip cookies = heaven.

wonder how long until someone mentions intarnet cookies :(
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2005, 16:12
Replies: 37
Views: 1,110
Posted By Phalon
Re: Something for the rich guys

It looks like it would roll over if anything approaching a fart was directed at it.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 20:13
Replies: 45
Views: 1,152
Posted By Phalon
Re: Cinema Ticket Prices

1-X <3

Think it's £5.50 around here but i'm not sure as i'm the student type and have never paid full price.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 08:18
Replies: 100
Views: 2,852
Posted By Phalon
Re: Pay as you go - Motoring style

BBC catch up.

http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4075490.stm

One thing i want to know is what they plan on doing when every dickhead in the country descends on the 'B8899' instead of...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 08:01
Replies: 48
Views: 1,712
Posted By Phalon
Re: MY thread for me

Jesus, i start to realise how many GDisms i've used in real life now. :(:(:(
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 23:53
Replies: 195
Views: 4,909
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] the final prediction league

heh

I think, tbh, you can remove me.

Predicting over 700 games less than most of the rest of the table is hardly fair.

Gives me something to aim for next season though. :)
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 23:41
Replies: 48
Views: 1,712
Posted By Phalon
Re: MY thread for me

You've just listed GD's most redeeming features as if they're bad things. :(
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 23:23
Replies: 19
Views: 1,168
Posted By Phalon
Re: Unforeseen sequences

You wish you'd bought FM 2005 i take it and are feeling rather depressed?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 23:12
Replies: 48
Views: 1,712
Posted By Phalon
Re: MY thread for me

After reading that Nusselt thread recently i too managed to say the line 'Shot in the face by bullets, not cum'.

It went down quite well in the pub mind.

I'm worried GD has altered me over the...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 21:41
Replies: 19
Views: 1,168
Posted By Phalon
Re: Unforeseen sequences

Trying some more recent games would be a good place to start (for gaems that are good).

HL2 is the best of the FPS's
Rome:Total War is the best of the RTS's
WoW/Guildwars are great MMORPGs
I'd...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 20:08
Replies: 43
Views: 1,757
Posted By Phalon
Re: so i guess noone is going to buy GTA san andreas?

In 10 years time encryption on software will likely be a complete bitch and we'll have to buy everything.

Until that time, i'll save a bit of money.

Plus if i realy enjoy a game/music/useful...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 18:55
Replies: 43
Views: 1,757
Posted By Phalon
Re: so i guess noone is going to buy GTA san andreas?

So slow :(

At this rate i'll end up buying it.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 18:45
Replies: 34
Views: 6,408
Posted By Phalon
Re: BBC SportDaq - like Celebdaq only interesting

Phalon (User ID: 86508)

Could prove amusing.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 10:03
Replies: 6
Views: 612
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Boring]

You've probably just stretched and damaged some of the surrounding ligaments that keep the joint stable.

Nothing you can do but rest if that's the case.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 23:55
Replies: 195
Views: 4,909
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] the final prediction league

I'll post mine in the morning when the world stops revolving around my head and my innards no longer wish to become my 'outtards'

:(
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 21:09
Replies: 39
Views: 1,043
Posted By Phalon
Re: Hipp Hipp Hurrah 2

Even the ones with Jimmy Hill-chins.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 00:14
Replies: 36
Views: 1,632
Posted By Phalon
Re: Arfica

I'd place Zimbabwe firmly in the 'in a mess' category too.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 00:05
Replies: 36
Views: 1,632
Posted By Phalon
Re: Arfica

They're all a mess by western standards.

Though South Africa, Morocco, and Egypt are quite nice to visit from my experience*.

*has nothing to do with whether they are a 'mess' or not.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 00:03
Replies: 34
Views: 1,320
Posted By Phalon
Re: Coldplay's X&Y

Yea, i still prefer the last two albums though i've only owned this one for a day so willl give it time.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 16:35
Replies: 17
Views: 707
Posted By Phalon
Re: Today is my birthday

Happy birthday.

Why are you still sober enough to use the intarweb?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 15:58
Replies: 15
Views: 925
Posted By Phalon
Re: American Sign Language: Utter Scam

language

a systematic means of communicating by the use of sounds or conventional symbols; "he taught foreign languages"; "the language introduced is standard throughout the text"; "the speed with...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 13:33
Replies: 15
Views: 817
Posted By Phalon
Re: Decidedly Unpleasant...

Just as Jesus said whilst on the cross.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 13:31
Replies: 50
Views: 2,113
Posted By Phalon
Re: Catching a thieving bastard

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ste again.

You catch him yet SI?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 13:28
Replies: 15
Views: 817
Posted By Phalon
Re: Decidedly Unpleasant...

Eat your own shit?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 13:26
Replies: 100
Views: 2,852
Posted By Phalon
Re: Pay as you go - Motoring style

That may be.

But our public transport is easily up there with the worst in the civilised world.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 13:24
Replies: 52
Views: 1,774
Posted By Phalon
Re: most ridiculous sport ever

You sure this was England?

If so, i must've missed this.

Flares are usually associated with the Italians.

Can't remember the last riot on that scale in English football.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 13:20
Replies: 100
Views: 2,852
Posted By Phalon
Re: Pay as you go - Motoring style

Yea, i agree.

Though i'd prefer to drive for the reasons JJ suggested.

I enjoy driving.



Before i was at uni i was easily doing ~16k miles per year.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 11:46
Replies: 100
Views: 2,852
Posted By Phalon
Re: Pay as you go - Motoring style

Ok.

Currently the 150mile trip home costs ~£15-£18

I travel via M27/M3/M25/M11 as these are the most feasible routes.

These are all classed as busy motorways.

If they decided to charge...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 11:19
Replies: 100
Views: 2,852
Posted By Phalon
Re: Pay as you go - Motoring style

Wuold be amusing having to pay £150 to travel home to see my parents.

The perfect excuse for not going i think.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 00:46
Replies: 52
Views: 1,774
Posted By Phalon
Re: most ridiculous sport ever

It does when you're ancestors are all convicts.

PS i'm fairly sure Football (the true, British version) was invented before all of the others (Medieval pig bladders et al), so therefore the other...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 00:38
Replies: 44
Views: 1,513
Posted By Phalon
Re: Selfish

I'm tempted to nominate that as POTW.

heh
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2005, 21:09
Replies: 16
Views: 966
Posted By Phalon
Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes

Skinning them alive would be too pleasant a death.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2005, 17:32
Replies: 36
Views: 1,448
Posted By Phalon
Re: Watch your Marshmellows...

She didn't drink it though, hence the fried burst-rugby-ball.

And polystyrene is an immensely good insulator so she would've had little reason to suspect it being so hot.

Kudos to McD's for...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2005, 17:17
Replies: 2
Views: 518
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football] Live on BlueSq

Ta, you've brightened up (though likely ruined) my revision no end :D
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2005, 17:15
Replies: 36
Views: 1,448
Posted By Phalon
Re: Watch your Marshmellows...

I assumed it was in fahrenheit, which would make it ~88 degrees celsius.

Though i wouldn't have thought that would've caused third degree burns.

So i'm now unsure again.

Still, i too have...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2005, 14:07
Replies: 52
Views: 1,774
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2005, 02:00
Replies: 195
Views: 4,909
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 18:45
Replies: 11
Views: 640
Posted By Phalon
Re: Avatar request

Or use this. (http://www.gifworks.com/)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 18:38
Replies: 36
Views: 1,448
Posted By Phalon
Re: Watch your Marshmellows...

On a serious note, i already explained the likely reason she died.

'God works in mysterious ways'

'Everything happens for a reason'

Wonder what they'll put on her headstone?

'Here lies...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2005, 16:22
Replies: 113
Views: 2,591
Posted By Phalon
Re: Four Weeks on a Train

I'm sorry but a vast amount of the Scandy ladies at my uni look like they're Arnold Schwarzenegger's and Mo Mowlem's secret love children.

Before i attended my uni i thought all scandy women were...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2005, 11:43
Replies: 50
Views: 1,540
Posted By Phalon
Re: So tommorow I'm going to Chelmsford

Androme seems rather eager to see MM...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2005, 10:32
Replies: 44
Views: 1,513
Posted By Phalon
Re: Selfish

I agree.

Although we were sort of discussing it in terms of 'an act that benefits noone but yourself'.

How correct this is in the term of 'selfish' i'm not entirely sure.

So, by our (likely...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 21:42
Replies: 5
Views: 769
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 21:40
Replies: 195
Views: 4,909
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] the final prediction league

6 and 2 minutes past the hour respectively?
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 21:28
Replies: 50
Views: 1,540
Posted By Phalon
Re: So tommorow I'm going to Chelmsford

Plus Chelmsford is one of the biggest, chav-infested shit-holes in the south east.

And that's saying something.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 21:26
Replies: 195
Views: 4,909
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] the final prediction league

Anyone know what's up with the gay kick-off times for england's last 2 internationals?
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 20:00
Replies: 44
Views: 1,513
Posted By Phalon
Selfish

After our year recently completed our ongoing case study into one of our patients and then proceeded to peer mark each others work, we went down the pub.

Now, blatantly flouting the...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 17:39
Replies: 36
Views: 1,448
Posted By Phalon
Re: Watch your Marshmellows...

She didn't ingest them, hence why she died.



Let's review what happened.

She choked on marshmellows (this means they were blocking her airway; she couldn't inhale)

She collapsed likely...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 12:40
Replies: 51
Views: 1,925
Posted By Phalon
Re: GD.. we need your help :\

heh, Tomkat's on fire today :D
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 12:38
Replies: 24
Views: 835
Posted By Phalon
Re: tv-shows

Was wondering the same thing myself.

If you've got access to challenge TV there's plenty of humour available on the form of Takeshi's castle, Extreme Dodgeball, Crystal Maze and late night poker...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 11:50
Replies: 51
Views: 1,925
Posted By Phalon
Re: GD.. we need your help :\

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tomkat again.

Someone pos rep him for the love of god.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 10:02
Replies: 51
Views: 1,925
Posted By Phalon
Re: GD.. we need your help :\

Except Shrek 2 Aryn, your collection closely resembles the sort you'd expect to find in a charity shop window.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 09:19
Replies: 36
Views: 1,448
Posted By Phalon
Re: Watch your Marshmellows...

I could say something extremely cruel about 'Natural Selection' etc but i shall refrain.

I don't see how they can blame the teachers, if not this she would likely have drowned in her school dinner...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 00:04
Replies: 21
Views: 756
Posted By Phalon
Re: What kind of morons...

I somehow doubt that even they expected the chicken to cough up the $54.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 19:19
Replies: 4
Views: 595
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football]* Play Offs

Yea, i agree.

Not least because i think the league would be more interesting four (maybe even more? premiership teams got relegated.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 19:10
Replies: 22
Views: 857
Posted By Phalon
Re: Hoarders

I've hoarded all my magazines for the last 10ish years as well as every book that i've bought in that time.

All the books i've kept i consider worth reading again.

If i get rid of a book...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 19:08
Replies: 4
Views: 595
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Football]* Play Offs

Personally i think the play-offs are god-awful, unfair on the team that finishes third and purely created to make money.

I'm also of the oppinion that the champion's league should not be for teams...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 14:33
Replies: 2
Views: 575
Posted By Phalon
Do you like cheese?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/4593061.stm

Personally, i've always wanted to go to gloucester just to watch a few dozen ****wits hurling themselves down a steep slope like...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 00:54
Replies: 29
Views: 1,331
Posted By Phalon
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 00:49
Replies: 29
Views: 1,331
Posted By Phalon
Re: Oh My God thats just SICK!

Whoever healed him is bound for sainthood.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 00:47
Replies: 29
Views: 1,331
Posted By Phalon
Re: Oh My God thats just SICK!

I'm sorry, it's really no worse than pretending to be a pilot or fireman or whatnot in order to get laid is it?
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 00:39
Replies: 29
Views: 1,331
Posted By Phalon
Re: Oh My God thats just SICK!

I'm sure what they were wearing and the purpose of them being there almost negates those legal grounds.

Dim female - 'Some nerd at E3 touched me up!'

Judge - 'What exactly did you expect to...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 00:37
Replies: 29
Views: 1,331
Posted By Phalon
Re: Oh My God thats just SICK!

Why does it make your blood boil exactly?

It's not like he's claiming benefits (entitled ones at least) or parking right out the front of tescos.

He's not defrauding or demeaning disabled...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2005, 01:02
Replies: 5
Views: 652
Posted By Phalon
Re: Something in the Old Wives' Tale?

heh, if someone said it on the tv it must be true :)
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2005, 01:00
Replies: 6
Views: 667
Posted By Phalon
Re: Music Quiz

i was shocked how many i've got right without trying too hard*.

312 points. yay me \0/ :(

*read googling
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2005, 20:38
Replies: 8
Views: 613
Posted By Phalon
Re: EXTREME!!!!!11211 dodgeball!

heh - oh, the uninitiated :D

The names are the least of your worries. There was a real 'jerry springer' moment last season when one of the inbreds wasn't happy with the referees decision.
...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2005, 20:32
Replies: 8
Views: 613
Posted By Phalon
Re: EXTREME!!!!!11211 dodgeball!

Perhaps rather sadly, we watch this program almost religiously along with Takeshi's castle.

It's simply superb, comedy platinum if you will.

We even support a specific team (CPD) - last year's...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2005, 11:31
Replies: 5
Views: 652
Posted By Phalon
Re: Something in the Old Wives' Tale?

It's interesting and i suppose worrying for users of the drug.

The thing to help put it in perspective though is that people who suffer from diabetes and heart disease always have a slight risk of...
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2005, 10:06
Replies: 103
Views: 5,759
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] champions league

I think he'll stay.

He's got that Matt LeTissier aura about him.
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2005, 01:42
Replies: 103
Views: 5,759
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] champions league

I'm a 'manchester buccaneers' fan and tonight i wanted liverpool to win.

What a ****ing ace game.

At half time a few of us agreed that if liverpool won we'd go out on the piss (presentation...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2005, 18:16
Replies: 16
Views: 1,478
Posted By Phalon
Re: Bikini Car Wash

I'd steal a ****ing car, if i didn't have mine to hand, to go through a car wash full of scantily clad 15-17 year old girls.

And i'd take my camera.

**** what they think, it was their idea...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2005, 11:14
Replies: 58
Views: 2,647
Posted By Phalon
Re: German Sex

I liked the cucumber one :(
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2005, 11:05
Replies: 195
Views: 4,909
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] the final prediction league

I know what you mean.

But then, i couldn't see them beating Chelsea, or Juve or half the other teams the somehow managed to beat.

I think it'll end in a draw but something tells me Liverpool...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2005, 10:45
Replies: 58
Views: 2,647
Posted By Phalon
Re: German Sex

It's like that shitty 'Where's the soap joke?'

Only worse.
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2005, 10:43
Replies: 74
Views: 4,076
Posted By Phalon
Re: [Poker]

I've started playing on the free tables with 'play money' over at partypoker.com

I, like you, never knew hown to play Hold 'em so i've been learning that way.

Not sure if laddies have play...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2005, 10:15
Replies: 35
Views: 1,170
Posted By Phalon
Re: Suggestions on Wall Decorations

My friend takes pictures of a few of us when we go surfing.

Some are really good and they get blown up and framed.

They now reside on my wall.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2005, 19:57
Replies: 58
Views: 2,647
Posted By Phalon
Re: German Sex

heh :up:
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2005, 08:08
Replies: 62
Views: 2,797
Posted By Phalon
Re: unwanted advances from a female

Nothing will get the message across to her quite like having another girlfriend.

Or get someone to pretend to be until the schizo ****s off.
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2005, 20:12
Replies: 17
Views: 986
Posted By Phalon
Re: No :(

What about the clown costume?
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2005, 19:54
Replies: 138
Views: 4,780
Posted By Phalon
Re: Star Wars: Episode 3 - Your Opinion

Yea, but Yoda is supposed to be the cream of the crop so to speak.

I think Yoda failed to beat Dooku because he decided to save obi-wan and anakin instead.

Not sure why he didn't beat Sidious...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2005, 14:13
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Posted By Phalon
Re: Is this a strange habit?

I stroke a white feline and plot to take over the world whilst posting on GD.
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2005, 23:14
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Views: 4,780
Posted By Phalon
Re: Star Wars: Episode 3 - Your Opinion

I thought the Vader 'NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!' scream at the end deserved the major-hunk-of-cheese accolade.

Great film though.

Hayden Christensen has the acting proficiency of Steven Segal's retarded...
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2005, 13:54
Replies: 195
Views: 4,909
Posted By Phalon
Re: [football] the final prediction league

FINAL LEAGUE - PART 2
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20IT AC Milan 3-0 Palermo
21FA Arsenal 1-3 Man Utd
21SP Inverness CT 1-0 Dundee Utd
21SP Kilmarnock 2-1 Dunfermline
21SP Livingston 0-1 Dundee
21DE Borussia Dortmund...
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