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Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2005, 21:01
Replies: 94
Views: 12,840
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: 24 years for not stopping a murder?

Someone in North Carolina got 30 years for stealing a television. He just got out of jail last week.

Crazy world.
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2005, 08:26
Replies: 5
Views: 1,812
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: This feels good

You really should be more self-sufficient. For instance I make my own clothes out of the furs of animals I hunt in the Appalachian forests! Sometimes I even venture northwards to Canada to bag a...
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2005, 19:58
Replies: 21
Views: 2,631
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: £40,000 p/w star gets legal aid

Don't you mean hiring him? It's been a long time since you could buy and sell people in the west.
Forum: Strategic Discussions 27 May 2005, 06:02
Replies: 32
Views: 4,812
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: How many wave amplifiers does a scanner need?

So were they expecting to come across someone with 141 wd's(?)

Sounds a bit redundant.
Forum: Departing PA Messages 27 May 2005, 05:23
Replies: 42
Views: 4,888
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Calling it a day

Hope you finish school and get off drugs and all that. I was where you are not two years ago, and I know how much it sucks. For what it's worth you're doing the right thing.


Fare thee well and...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 26 May 2005, 11:09
Replies: 28
Views: 3,539
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Structures Killers

The only time I ever used sk's was when a planet wouldn't stop attacking me. So I built a ton of vorpreds and got some buddies together and we hit him hard. As chance would have it he was sending yet...
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2005, 00:05
Replies: 10
Views: 2,291
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: I Know What You're Thinking

I was actually thinking Did he fire six shots or only five?
Forum: Alliance Discussions 25 May 2005, 21:46
Replies: 131
Views: 15,772
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: eXilition and their questionable tactics

I heard Humans were replacing them...

That changes everything. Everything.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 24 May 2005, 19:37
Replies: 22
Views: 2,706
Posted By Kaal Satori
Cath next round

Given the completely abysmal performance of Cathaar this round, I was thinking of playing as them next round.
<collective gasp>

My reasoning is as follows: PA Team knows how badly they made the...
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2005, 08:19
Replies: 62
Views: 5,726
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: unwanted advances from a female

Apothos has the right idea. Any quips towards her and she'll be talking shit about you behind your back.

If you want to turn her off without pissing her off, be as unattractive and boring as...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2005, 21:53
Replies: 29
Views: 2,864
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: ****!

how insightful :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2005, 21:50
Replies: 38
Views: 3,355
Posted By Kaal Satori
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2005, 08:01
Replies: 38
Views: 3,355
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: The catchy tunes of the moment

Eminem - Lose Yourself
Dido - See The Sun
Fausto Papetti - El Condor Pasa
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 21 May 2005, 04:34
Replies: 17
Views: 2,266
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Would you pay extra?

I'm not sure this is a serious problem. If planetarion weren't making money, or even if it wasn't a profitable enough franchise, Jolt would probably have dumped it a long time ago. The reality is...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 23:05
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

Please, do elaborate.
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 22:34
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

yeah sorry about that. I must admit that was somewhat uncool
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 22:31
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

Depends on your idea of what it means to be a southerner. I was born in Michigan, don't have a southern accent, and don't eat cornbread. But I live in the south so perhaps that makes me a southerner....
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 22:21
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

damn, gotta get my mind out of the gutter...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 22:13
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

dude I'm not the one with the explicit avatar undertones.
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 22:04
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

Very interesting. What about French Hugenot?
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 21:59
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

We won't! Soon we'll be coming to a theatre near you! muahah ;)
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 21:54
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

If I recall correctly, I told nantoz:

A very simple request. And not really holding him responsible for anything. He can choose to honor my request or not honor it. It's no skin off his back...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 21:03
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

No one committed genocide against American blacks. There were massacres as late as the 1950s but nothing systematic. Anyways I'm biracial, and am actually more Scotch-Irish than I am black. Still...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 20:39
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

me??? I've never killed a person in my life.

As for my nation, I can't dispute the truth, and believe me the truth is even worse than you assert. But guess which other nation sent troops to Iraq,...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 20:31
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

ok I guess the reasons aren't obvious. In the deep south 'boy' was what slaveowners called their male slaves. It's still used as a derogatory term, mainly by southerners in reference to young black...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 19:55
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

Only Texans say Howdy. And I'm actually African-American. So I'd rather you not call be 'boy'. I assume the reasons are obvious.
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 19:46
Replies: 6
Views: 2,156
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: War against terror going slightly too far?

Why is the US always declaring war on social phenomena?? War on Poverty, War on Crime, War on Drugs, War on Terror. We've never won any of these wars but we keep declaring them.
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 19:36
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

...you three couldn't have illustrated my point better.
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 19:25
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Post Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

I really have to say though, that the vitriolic and draconian responses of a lot of the posters around here, particularly to things that are completely harmless, really perplexes me. Is this a...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 05:09
Replies: 9
Views: 2,349
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: There are always these things..

Something much worse happened to someone I knew in undergad. His girlfriend dropped him from all his classes and he wasn't allowed to graduate with his year. He'd given her his password because they...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 04:33
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

No actually I am a fervent hoper. For instance right now I am hoping that you will take the time out of your life to express one genuinely positive thought. Deep down I believe you possess some...
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2005, 22:43
Replies: 138
Views: 9,704
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Star Wars: Episode 3 - Your Opinion

I'll do that "failed me for the last time" vader throat-squeeze thing.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2005, 21:23
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

I doubt it. Vultures have no sense of smell.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2005, 21:06
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

Disadvantageous? This is an online forum, not a senate hearing. I think you have an overblown estimation of the importance of this thread.

And if being a n00b means actually posting for fun and...
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2005, 20:45
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

Very astute of you...
btw did you just give me -1 rep for my post? that's pretty lame.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2005, 20:37
Replies: 228
Views: 15,014
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

<Nsd> 2+2=5
<Shto> How many fingers am I holding up?
<Nsd> 4
<Shto> wrong
<Shto> just my middle one
<Nsd> ooh
<Shto> :)
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2005, 20:28
Replies: 17
Views: 1,917
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Karma can't exist

Hey at least you guys get mass transit. In the US there's almost no such thing. If you want to go anywhere instate you have to drive, putting yourself at the mercy of 16 yr/olds in 3-ton humvees...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 17 May 2005, 18:51
Replies: 11
Views: 2,717
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Race Rank Skew

So does anyone have an explanation for why Terrans are underrepresented in virtually every rank bracket but the last? Are half of the Terran players just really bad or something??
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 17 May 2005, 04:13
Replies: 81
Views: 11,810
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Amusing Fleet names

I've been attacked a few times by Sex on the Beach :)

Really though, sex on the beach is quite dangerous. It'll destroy you. I hope I never have to mess with it again. ever.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 16 May 2005, 23:53
Replies: 11
Views: 2,717
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Race Rank Skew

Alright, by popular demand I cooked up a barchart to visualize the sea of numbers. Here it is:

www.duke.edu/~cpw/rankskew.jpg (http://www.duke.edu/~cpw/rankskew.jpg)

It shows the race...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 16 May 2005, 22:26
Replies: 11
Views: 2,717
Posted By Kaal Satori
Post Race Rank Skew

Race Ranks(alphabetical order)

Cathaar(22.5% of players):
t5 - 0%
t10 - 0%
t50 - 2%
t100 - 3%
t200 - 10%
t500 - 17.4%
t1000 - 24%
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2005, 00:05
Replies: 33
Views: 3,525
Posted By Kaal Satori
Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider Attack

Reminds me of the drunk guy and the poisonous snake. I forgot where I heard it from:

A drunk guy was treated for three venomous bites from a Corral snake. He had been partying on a friend's lawn...
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