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Forum: Alliance Discussions 24 Jul 2007, 01:42
Replies: 60
Views: 9,810
Posted By Vaio
Re: Does anybody remember what alliance first used a 'Wing' system?

Tuba used wings first.

Note: we used them very differently from the abomination known as battlegroups.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 16 Jul 2007, 00:33
Replies: 244
Views: 11,385
Posted By Vaio
Re: An Open Letter to the Planetarion Players

How do multi hunters breathe, what with them having their heads up their own arses ?
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 13 Jul 2007, 02:39
Replies: 54
Views: 3,100
Posted By Vaio
Re: Large Alliances ruin PA for everybody else

I think the current playerbase will be insulted by that.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 13 Jul 2007, 00:17
Replies: 54
Views: 3,100
Posted By Vaio
Re: Large Alliances ruin PA for everybody else

I am in total agreement.

The PA developers need to realise that adding 'new and exciting' features are not improving the game at all.

The codebase uptil say round 7 (or 8, cant remember) was...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 12 Jul 2007, 17:19
Replies: 54
Views: 3,100
Posted By Vaio
Re: Large Alliances ruin PA for everybody else

I think crap alliances unwilling to anything more than random raids does more to ruin PA than anything else.

What happened to destroying the competition ?
Forum: Alliance Discussions 9 Jul 2007, 20:22
Replies: 23
Views: 2,139
Posted By Vaio
Re: Ely and MI

Elysium wont return to PA as they will have to have help with the logon questions and that probably breaches the EULA
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 9 Jul 2007, 04:32
Replies: 171
Views: 6,517
Posted By Vaio
Re: Is scanning for someone unfair?

Oh, that is so not true.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 9 Jul 2007, 04:31
Replies: 171
Views: 6,517
Posted By Vaio
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 9 Jul 2007, 03:53
Replies: 244
Views: 11,385
Posted By Vaio
Re: An Open Letter to the Planetarion Players

It may be heresy but I do believe, from reading some of the posts on the various PA related forums, that some of the multi hunters are unable to find their bottoms with both hands.....
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 30 Jun 2007, 18:48
Replies: 56
Views: 3,778
Posted By Vaio
Re: Multihunters on hunt for new hobbies?

Well, they can't use 'promoting homosexuality' as an excuse then.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 30 Jun 2007, 18:14
Replies: 56
Views: 3,778
Posted By Vaio
Re: Multihunters on hunt for new hobbies?

Was it a male or female raptor ?
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 30 Jun 2007, 00:39
Replies: 56
Views: 3,778
Posted By Vaio
Re: Multihunters on hunt for new hobbies?

No, I have a woman that does it for me.

You are a sick puppy nadar.

I suggest therapy or something.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 29 Jun 2007, 23:55
Replies: 56
Views: 3,778
Posted By Vaio
Re: Multihunters on hunt for new hobbies?

Thanks, but the only hairy boobies I like are my own.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 29 Jun 2007, 21:38
Replies: 56
Views: 3,778
Posted By Vaio
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 29 Jun 2007, 16:42
Replies: 56
Views: 3,778
Posted By Vaio
Re: Multihunters on hunt for new hobbies?

It's not as if Jordan's breasts are real anyway.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 29 Jun 2007, 00:37
Replies: 56
Views: 3,778
Posted By Vaio
Re: Multihunters on hunt for new hobbies?

Yeah but it's allfather's banner and don't forget he has upset GD.

Mind you, it's probably the closest some of them have got to a naked woman.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 28 Jun 2007, 17:15
Replies: 26
Views: 1,587
Posted By Vaio
Re: Oh my lord

Cue lots of posts about reusing the old round 2 codebase. Now that was n00b friendly.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 27 Jun 2007, 00:05
Replies: 20
Views: 4,956
Posted By Vaio
Re: PHP IDEs

I think Eclipse ( www.eclipse.org ) has development tools for php.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2007, 00:01
Replies: 11
Views: 1,170
Posted By Vaio
Re: Oh, Britain, Bastion of anti-corruption.

I don't see how your analogy works. The cocaine doesn't have anything to do with safeguarding jobs.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2007, 18:19
Replies: 14
Views: 1,664
Posted By Vaio
Re: CSS+Browser Support Survey

Firefox. I have IE 7 installed but I only use it with websites that have embedded windows media files.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2007, 18:15
Replies: 11
Views: 1,170
Posted By Vaio
Re: Oh, Britain, Bastion of anti-corruption.

There might be some public sympathy for a major employer.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2007, 17:15
Replies: 11
Views: 1,170
Posted By Vaio
Re: Oh, Britain, Bastion of anti-corruption.

And of course, The US defence industry can stand up and say 'We have never paid bribes'

F104G Starfighter anyone ?

It is the nature of the industry. If you want to deal with the Saudi's you...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 20 Jun 2007, 17:20
Replies: 91
Views: 5,950
Posted By Vaio
Re: The only reason WP came back

Yeah, Christmas day on Fantasy Island.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 16 Jun 2007, 19:15
Replies: 97
Views: 6,959
Posted By Vaio
Re: r22 Prediction

I predict lots of sleep deprivation and overdosing on caffeine. Maybe the end of a few relationships and possibly a divorce.

When I last played my wife at the time told me that if I didnt stop...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 14 Jun 2007, 00:56
Replies: 41
Views: 8,431
Posted By Vaio
Re: Round 22 Name

Round 22 - Flogging a Dead Horse.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 12 Jun 2007, 22:21
Replies: 41
Views: 7,568
Posted By Vaio
Re: Oldstyle galaxybanners

My rnd 2 galaxy had a great one with Kylie's arse on it. Wish i'd kept it but that is many computers ago
Forum: Alliance Discussions 8 Jun 2007, 01:45
Replies: 67
Views: 4,158
Posted By Vaio
Re: Most Disappointing Alliances this round?

It's good to see the small penis syndrome exists here as well as GD.......
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2007, 03:11
Replies: 40
Views: 2,003
Posted By Vaio
Re: London 2012

#2 was probably designed by an A level student.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 5 Jun 2007, 02:49
Replies: 67
Views: 4,158
Posted By Vaio
Re: Most Disappointing Alliances this round?

I've had Yargla, I still have the scars. Damn, she was a hottie.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 5 Jun 2007, 02:44
Replies: 67
Views: 4,158
Posted By Vaio
Re: Most Disappointing Alliances this round?

Oh, and if BlueTuba ever had the energy to reform. We would win the next round. Count yourselves lucky !
Forum: Alliance Discussions 5 Jun 2007, 02:33
Replies: 67
Views: 4,158
Posted By Vaio
Re: Most Dissapointing Alliances this round?

Ok, I have to disagree. Not all the HC left. I was voted onto the HC just before the Fury/Legion attack as was a bloke called Nakir. When most of the HC disappeared (Warmaster Dew, Obi Wan and...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2006, 05:55
Replies: 32
Views: 1,736
Posted By Vaio
Re: Worker ants

Was that you pretending to be Gordon ?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2006, 02:43
Replies: 32
Views: 1,736
Posted By Vaio
Re: Worker ants

That's nice, I just think of you as nothing.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2006, 02:29
Replies: 32
Views: 1,736
Posted By Vaio
Re: Worker ants

Have you been saving that one all for me ?

I'm flattered.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2006, 02:25
Replies: 32
Views: 1,736
Posted By Vaio
Re: Worker ants

Pot, Kettle, Black

Need I say more ?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2006, 01:16
Replies: 32
Views: 1,736
Posted By Vaio
Re: Worker ants

The benefits of dead end jobs are they they fuel the rage you need to become a serial killer.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2006, 01:35
Replies: 22
Views: 811
Posted By Vaio
Re: [TV] Gosh this annoys me

So there should have been fights over whose turn it was to download teh pr0n or something.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2006, 01:33
Replies: 28
Views: 612
Posted By Vaio
Re: 'Gotcha'?

Look out for the bloke in Iraq who has moved into a 25 room castle.

I'll bet it was him.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2006, 17:47
Replies: 22
Views: 811
Posted By Vaio
Re: [TV] Gosh this annoys me

And horribly unrealistic

Where are the slammed doors and the shouts of 'You can't tell me what to do, your not my dad' ?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2006, 09:10
Replies: 22
Views: 811
Posted By Vaio
Re: [TV] Gosh this annoys me

His name isn't really Barry Scott is it ?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2006, 06:05
Replies: 22
Views: 811
Posted By Vaio
Re: [TV] Gosh this annoys me

Why didn't the Pirate kill them all when he had the chance ?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2006, 00:21
Replies: 10
Views: 1,984
Posted By Vaio
Re: Mobile Question

you know, if I couldnt get through to the customer services of my phone company, I would change companies.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2006, 08:02
Replies: 24
Views: 685
Posted By Vaio
Re: Office Nights Out

Oh, you didn't did you ?

Or did she ?

Can we have details please ?

ta.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2006, 21:52
Replies: 30
Views: 882
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2006, 21:19
Replies: 30
Views: 882
Posted By Vaio
All these changes to the forum.

Odd how they are done now.......

Giggle.
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 01:20
Replies: 170
Views: 3,746
Posted By Vaio
Re: Plastic Brilliance

Ok, so I read Kura's thread on Plastic Brilliance.

So long suckers.
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 01:11
Replies: 170
Views: 3,746
Posted By Vaio
Re: Plastic Brilliance

Carlisle used to be where you went when you died if you were very very naughty but it's improved a lot in the 15 years I was away, although it is missing a few creature comforts (Starbucks for one)....
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 01:06
Replies: 10
Views: 1,010
Posted By Vaio
Re: you know that sony bravia ad?

That is the dogs bollocks
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 00:59
Replies: 170
Views: 3,746
Posted By Vaio
Re: Plastic Brilliance

Ah well, in teh olden days (about 1998) there were no decent women in Carlisle but now we have a pretty big college campus and as the choice is between the locals (who are neanderthals) or male...
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 00:55
Replies: 170
Views: 3,746
Posted By Vaio
Re: Plastic Brilliance

Like that woman that looks like a bloke ?

Okay.....
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 00:55
Replies: 170
Views: 3,746
Posted By Vaio
Re: Plastic Brilliance

Don't be part of the in crowd, be a rebel, we get more chicks.
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 00:34
Replies: 28
Views: 852
Posted By Vaio
Re: What is your major malfunction?

My major malfunction is my tolerance. Thanks to my job I work with a combination of retards, idiots and morons and I smile sweelty and deal with it, right up to the point where I get bored and wind...
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 00:19
Replies: 170
Views: 3,746
Posted By Vaio
Re: Plastic Brilliance

Is Plastic Brilliance this years SA ?

Either way, it won't either dillute or improve General Discussions so sadly this thread is pretty redundant.
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 00:04
Replies: 58
Views: 2,052
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2006, 05:45
Replies: 92
Views: 1,488
Posted By Vaio
Re: If you could go back in time...

I wouldn't have shagged Barbara
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2006, 02:53
Replies: 55
Views: 1,998
Posted By Vaio
Re: Your Life Update Thread: III

I'm not touching this one.
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2006, 02:50
Replies: 61
Views: 1,677
Posted By Vaio
Re: Wanker of the Month - April Voting

His wife has left him, he either has wet dreams or wanks. My money is on the later.
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 03:46
Replies: 77
Views: 1,876
Posted By Vaio
Re: A call for mature posting

Yawhe calls for mature posting........

Alanis Morrisette should be dragged to this forum, shown his posts and then she will understand the true meaning of irony.
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 03:43
Replies: 51
Views: 1,786
Posted By Vaio
Re: We haven't had a book thread in a while

Just finished Man and Boy and the sequel Man and Wife by Tony Parsons.
Both great books but I still think Parsons is a wanker because of the 'interview' he did with the Ramones in 1977.
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2006, 21:12
Replies: 88
Views: 1,531
Posted By Vaio
Re: Gotta love lawyers

and you would have been banned for being shit, again
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2006, 20:40
Replies: 75
Views: 1,604
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 01:11
Replies: 88
Views: 1,531
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 01:02
Replies: 88
Views: 1,531
Posted By Vaio
Re: Gotta love lawyers

Do all legal types deliberately ignore questions they don't want to answer or is it just the chosen ones ?
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 00:30
Replies: 16
Views: 868
Posted By Vaio
Re: firefox extensions

Extensions (enabled: 9, disabled: 0):

* Adblock Filterset.G Updater 0.3.0.4
* Adblock Plus 0.7.0.1
* Disable Targets For Downloads 1.0.1
* Download Statusbar 0.9.4
*...
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 01:09
Replies: 14
Views: 698
Posted By Vaio
Re: a question or two

Plastic surgery.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 00:59
Replies: 75
Views: 1,604
Posted By Vaio
Re: So Yahwe

Plus it really really annoyed me which come to think of it is probably the reaction he wanted.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 00:58
Replies: 75
Views: 1,604
Posted By Vaio
Re: So Yahwe

I figured, but I would love to know his reasoning behind it.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 00:44
Replies: 88
Views: 1,531
Posted By Vaio
Re: Gotta love lawyers

Oh sorry, I should have made myself clearer, I was told by someone who would know these things that it was Yahwe. He even told me what he put in his neg rep. Now short of CCTV footage of him posting...
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 00:32
Replies: 88
Views: 1,531
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 00:31
Replies: 75
Views: 1,604
Posted By Vaio
So Yahwe

Why the anonymous neg rep on the post about the death of my mother ?

What sort of sad **** are you exactly ?
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 00:22
Replies: 88
Views: 1,531
Posted By Vaio
Re: Gotta love lawyers

Well join the debate then you anonymous neg repping piece of shite.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 13:33
Replies: 22
Views: 786
Posted By Vaio
Re: Who are American?

Sounds like he is from 1989......
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 13:26
Replies: 88
Views: 1,531
Posted By Vaio
Gotta love lawyers

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2180827.html

When did they stop being concerned about the people they represent and more interested in making lots of money ?
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 13:26
Replies: 62
Views: 1,405
Posted By Vaio
Re: Emo or Chav

At my age, they all look the same, terrified just before the car hits them.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 13:20
Replies: 47
Views: 1,612
Posted By Vaio
Re: Your Nickname

I have only ever bought Sony laptops and it's quite a cool name, much better than Compaq Armade or Toshiba
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 13:17
Replies: 62
Views: 1,405
Posted By Vaio
Re: Emo or Chav

Why isn't there a suicide option ?
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 12:58
Replies: 18
Views: 975
Posted By Vaio
Re: the eurovision songfestival

Is it the Finnish entry that's the latex masked death metal group ?

Bet they eat Wogan if he says anything naughty.
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:56
Replies: 43
Views: 1,357
Posted By Vaio
Re: My mum

Pretty shitty they didn't have the balls to post their name either, but thats hardly expected.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 10:11
Replies: 43
Views: 1,357
Posted By Vaio
Re: My mum

To the anonymous neg reper.

I posted this because it helps me.

Are you happy you piece of shit ?
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 10:03
Replies: 20
Views: 516
Posted By Vaio
Re: It's a mini adventure

But I will return stronger
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 10:01
Replies: 27
Views: 476
Posted By Vaio
Re: i bring sad tidings

I was hoping it was Jesus :(
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 10:00
Replies: 43
Views: 1,357
Posted By Vaio
Re: My mum

This is a pain in the arse. I've had so much to do I haven't even had time to grief.
My brothers, sister, aunt and cousin went out last night and we spent the whole evening laughing over stuff which...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2006, 18:49
Replies: 43
Views: 1,357
Posted By Vaio
My mum

Died this morning so i'll be a bit busy doing stuff I didn't expect to do anytime soon and I don't want to do.

Shit happens
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2006, 03:40
Replies: 20
Views: 516
Posted By Vaio
Re: It's a mini adventure

Nicola looks like a man in a dress......
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2006, 02:08
Replies: 20
Views: 516
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2006, 02:02
Replies: 20
Views: 516
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 21:30
Replies: 283
Views: 4,788
Posted By Vaio
Re: Dace Paradise

What in the name of god is a bezzie ?
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 20:59
Replies: 283
Views: 4,788
Posted By Vaio
Re: Dace Paradise

I blame the skools
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 19:03
Replies: 283
Views: 4,788
Posted By Vaio
Re: Dace Paradise

Websites like that should be viewed by depressed people to cheer them up.

It worked for me.
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 21:44
Replies: 36
Views: 939
Posted By Vaio
Re: Hell is..

Damn right.
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 20:10
Replies: 36
Views: 939
Posted By Vaio
Re: Hell is..

Hell is James Blunt played over and over again by your neighbour as you try and fix your amplifier.
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 04:20
Replies: 61
Views: 1,677
Posted By Vaio
Re: Wanker of the Month - April Nominations

he ****ed your uncle ?

I'll bet family gatherings are fun for you.
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 02:01
Replies: 24
Views: 470
Posted By Vaio
Re: Yes, I have returned

At one point or another. most of us haven't been too favoured.
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 01:28
Replies: 24
Views: 470
Posted By Vaio
Re: Yes, I have returned

Someone refresh my memory, was Evil Skragg a 'Sunday8pm' type poster or more a 'Muslim' type ?
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 08:28
Replies: 45
Views: 838
Posted By Vaio
Re: Person You Respect of the Month

Not taking the job because some idiot told the press he was in line for the job then refusing it inspite of the huge financial package because of terrible press attention on his family is worthy of...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 08:19
Replies: 45
Views: 838
Posted By Vaio
Re: Person You Respect of the Month

Scolari for sticking two fingers up at the FA.
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 07:23
Replies: 38
Views: 786
Posted By Vaio
Re: One thing you hold against another member of this forum

If you think thats bad, people he know are wondering why he has turned into a Bush hating liberal.
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 07:11
Replies: 38
Views: 786
Posted By Vaio
Re: One thing you hold against another member of this forum

He can only hold 3 thoughts in his tiny mind. There wasn't room for you.
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 06:21
Replies: 38
Views: 786
Posted By Vaio
Re: One thing you hold against another member of this forum

Everyone is very sorry for you.
Trust me.
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 01:58
Replies: 38
Views: 786
Posted By Vaio
Re: One thing you hold against another member of this forum

If Qdeathstar is still breathing then that annoys me.
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 01:56
Replies: 264
Views: 248,917
Posted By Vaio
Re: The GD Music Archive

Rammstein - Amerika

Absolutely f'kin amazing.

I have never heard anything (and i've been around, know what I mean ?) this powerful ever.
An aural deconstruction of US culture and it rocks.
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 00:19
Replies: 10
Views: 493
Posted By Vaio
Re: Der Electionem Lokal

I finally got some election material tonight from the prospective conservative one. I have no idea who the liberal bod is. The labour guy was a teacher at my old secondary school and as he was a...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 21:38
Replies: 27
Views: 622
Posted By Vaio
Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?

Does Docherty read this forum ?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2006, 15:37
Replies: 73
Views: 1,613
Posted By Vaio
Re: What games are you playing

I'm playing CStrike Source, X2, X3 and Doomdark's Revenge
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2006, 05:30
Replies: 32
Views: 819
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2006, 22:09
Replies: 10
Views: 346
Posted By Vaio
Re: Online TV part 2 ;o - Lost

Bwahahahahhaha.



ahahahahaha.




aha.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2006, 00:56
Replies: 27
Views: 622
Posted By Vaio
Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?

Thank you for putting me off food for the next 2 days.....
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2006, 00:45
Replies: 27
Views: 622
Posted By Vaio
Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?

Ah well, with Cruise being a complete and utter wanker full stop, anything wankerish he does is perfectly normal behaviour for him.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2006, 00:30
Replies: 27
Views: 622
Posted By Vaio
Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?

Docherty will have to pull off something special if he wants to beat Costner this month. Is he up to the task ?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2006, 00:13
Replies: 23
Views: 671
Posted By Vaio
Re: How do you fight stress?

I kill and kill again
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 05:50
Replies: 27
Views: 622
Posted By Vaio
Is Costner a Wanker ?

He he he he he he he he x2 (http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,18897,00.html?fdnews)

Gotta laugh
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 02:13
Replies: 6
Views: 509
Posted By Vaio
Re: I found Muslim?

I think it is more pathetic that you posted.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 01:21
Replies: 27
Views: 907
Posted By Vaio
Re: Windows Updates - one not to install for some of you!

am I the only person with a legitimate Windows XP ?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2006, 20:23
Replies: 39
Views: 544
Posted By Vaio
Re: Scousers cross the line

the spelling is pretty good for scousers, are you sure it was them ?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2006, 20:17
Replies: 15
Views: 623
Posted By Vaio
Re: Finally they have done a sequel \o/

Looks great \o/

I hope it is as funny as the first one.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Apr 2006, 01:56
Replies: 32
Views: 899
Posted By Vaio
Re: [rant]Idiots Stockton Style

The Eelpout festival ?

It that going to be opened by Angelina Jole ?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Apr 2006, 01:02
Replies: 10
Views: 708
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 19 Apr 2006, 01:00
Replies: 89
Views: 1,707
Posted By Vaio
Re: The funny thing about cooking is...

I like meals that go ding.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Apr 2006, 00:57
Replies: 13
Views: 723
Posted By Vaio
Re: [Advice] So, Amsterdam

a mate of mine went to Amsterdam and got lots of presents. One present he gave to his girlfriend and I am dying to find out how he explained how he got crabs but didn't shag a dirty hoer while he was...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Apr 2006, 22:51
Replies: 32
Views: 819
Posted By Vaio
Re: If you ever wanted to Find out more about Qdeathstar

Can I just point out that I doubt anyone hates you. Its probably more a pity thing than hate.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Apr 2006, 19:20
Replies: 33
Views: 628
Posted By Vaio
Re: [Football] I havent stopped smiling

Well, we was robbed (or something)
Forum: General Discussions 18 Apr 2006, 18:31
Replies: 33
Views: 628
Posted By Vaio
Re: [Football] I havent stopped smiling

Yesterday was a good day for Carlisle as well. We only need 1 more point to be promoted and 5 points to be Division 2 champions.

Theres a pretty good chance of both (for once !)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 04:52
Replies: 21
Views: 1,638
Posted By Vaio
Re: So this cat walks into my house

Insert random 'that's the only pussy you'll get in your house' type comment.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 02:46
Replies: 99
Views: 3,005
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 02:19
Replies: 99
Views: 3,005
Posted By Vaio
What Are You Listening to RIGHT NOW !

Frank Zappa - Valley Girl

gag me with a spoontastic
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2006, 02:33
Replies: 37
Views: 740
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2006, 01:58
Replies: 37
Views: 740
Posted By Vaio
Re: A local thread for local people

just last post.

I think it's broken

this is so round 2 :)
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2006, 01:25
Replies: 14
Views: 642
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2006, 03:26
Replies: 15
Views: 618
Posted By Vaio
Re: Zacarias Moussaoui

Looks like it, but surely it must be unconstitutional to guilt the jury into giving him the death penalty.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2006, 03:08
Replies: 15
Views: 618
Posted By Vaio
Zacarias Moussaoui

It can't be just me that feels uncomfortable about his trial.

I appreciate that he is going to be convicted for his part in 9/11 but what exactly is the point of the cockpit recordings/phone...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2006, 00:16
Replies: 37
Views: 796
Posted By Vaio
Re: I am 18 today!

Happy Birthday.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2006, 05:24
Replies: 261
Views: 6,530
Posted By Vaio
Re: travler

200 times less than when you were a BC/DC/MO in an alliance...... :)
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2006, 23:57
Replies: 16
Views: 767
Posted By Vaio
Re: someone please do this

Ask Dace, he uses it to attract women.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 23:25
Replies: 261
Views: 6,530
Posted By Vaio
Re: travler

He looks like Eric Clapton
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 23:16
Replies: 261
Views: 6,530
Posted By Vaio
Re: travler

He is as funny as muslim
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 22:42
Replies: 42
Views: 732
Posted By Vaio
Re: Ohmygodwearegoingtodie !!!!

You are assuming I don't bury the bodies afterwards arn't you ?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 22:29
Replies: 42
Views: 732
Posted By Vaio
Re: Ohmygodwearegoingtodie !!!!

I can think of better ways of committing adultery.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 21:18
Replies: 42
Views: 732
Posted By Vaio
Re: Ohmygodwearegoingtodie !!!!

While I respect your views and your faith I do wish you would take then and stick them up your arse. I have never met a christian that wasn't a hypocrite and unless Jesus pops up anytime soon and...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 03:32
Replies: 38
Views: 683
Posted By Vaio
Re: A 2nd reason to buy a mac

They look this (http://www.apple.com/powermac/gallery/hero.html)
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 03:26
Replies: 38
Views: 683
Posted By Vaio
Re: A 2nd reason to buy a mac

I think the geek market is getting bigger. When Dell (the PC equivalent of the mad 50 yr old uncle that dances to Oasis) enters it, it's because they realise that they can make serious money out of...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 02:25
Replies: 38
Views: 683
Posted By Vaio
Re: A 2nd reason to buy a mac

I would disagree.

Bill will welcome the move right up to the point where more people decide that OS X is far prettier and more friendly than anything XP or Vista could attempt to be. I would only...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 01:57
Replies: 42
Views: 732
Posted By Vaio
Re: Ohmygodwearegoingtodie !!!!

I hope not, I still haven't had a 3some with Kylie and Jeniffer Lopez.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 01:28
Replies: 38
Views: 683
Posted By Vaio
Re: A 2nd reason to buy a mac

I can see many good reasons for posting this link

ps stop being so shit, it's so unbecoming
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 01:15
Replies: 38
Views: 683
Posted By Vaio
A 2nd reason to buy a mac

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4883482.stm

Is Stephen Jobs releasing this to try and get Windows users to use the far far prettier Macs' or just to piss off Gates ?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 01:10
Replies: 42
Views: 732
Posted By Vaio
Ohmygodwearegoingtodie !!!!

Bird flu has reached the UK and a swan has died

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4882946.stm

I predict panic on the streets, martial law and the breakdown of civilisation as we know it.

Or...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2006, 03:40
Replies: 36
Views: 766
Posted By Vaio
Re: JC replacement needed

I got mine free with HL2.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2006, 01:56
Replies: 6
Views: 626
Posted By Vaio
Re: motivation

heh, Destiny rocks
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2006, 01:53
Replies: 36
Views: 766
Posted By Vaio
Re: JC replacement needed

that's a better reason :)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2006, 01:52
Replies: 36
Views: 766
Posted By Vaio
Re: JC replacement needed

What's wrong with counter strike source ?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2006, 00:03
Replies: 173
Views: 3,522
Posted By Vaio
Re: Alcohol or Pot?

Alcohol everytime.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2006, 23:32
Replies: 29
Views: 851
Posted By Vaio
Re: im leaving lolly roffle

I'll miss Flavius, he's like the son I never had that I didn't beat to within an inch of his life.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2006, 20:46
Replies: 264
Views: 248,917
Posted By Vaio
Re: The GD Music Archive

Aha - Analog

Forget all the wimpy crap from their past, there is none of that 'Take on Me' crap, no-one is seaching 'High and Low' and i am certainly not 'Crying Wolf' this is adult pop for adult...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 01:14
Replies: 65
Views: 1,439
Posted By Vaio
Re: List!

Ace of Spades by Motorhead
Fade To Black by Metallica
2112 by Rush
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2006, 20:13
Replies: 32
Views: 1,303
Posted By Vaio
Re: TV Licence Legal Help

Turn up in court with the license, wave it under the nose of the idiots at the licensing authority and then be amused at the public money that has just been wasted due to their...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2006, 05:22
Replies: 14
Views: 715
Posted By Vaio
Re: Kember Freed

Instead of reflecting badly on a silly, ungrateful old fool who should have taken up fishing instead of sticking his nose in somewhere he shouldn't have been ?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 08:21
Replies: 41
Views: 894
Posted By Vaio
Re: House

4 years ago I rented a flat in Hampstead for £1300 a month.

Luckily I was paid lots and lots of money so it was just an inconvenience instead of a 'starving to death and using candles' type problem
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 21:52
Replies: 37
Views: 766
Posted By Vaio
Commercial Radio

Is it just me or is commercial radio utter shite ?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 21:00
Replies: 28
Views: 1,004
Posted By Vaio
Re: So the police broke our window tonight...

Bet its a relief that Brazilian electrician has already moved out.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 20:53
Replies: 34
Views: 1,391
Posted By Vaio
Re: Crazy house mate

Best way to deal with it is to sneak into his room and move stuff, usually only a couple of inches from where they were originally is best. If he isn't paranoid now, then he will be soon.

Also use...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2006, 23:57
Replies: 58
Views: 1,703
Posted By Vaio
Re: dumbest injury

You mean rugby for girls ?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2006, 22:47
Replies: 58
Views: 1,703
Posted By Vaio
Re: dumbest injury

Once while ever so slightly pissed out my skull I walked into the frame of a road sign.

The council had removed the sign and forgot to put it back.

The frame caught me on the lower chest and...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2006, 21:32
Replies: 82
Views: 1,037
Posted By Vaio
Re: Israel prison break

Like Mark Almond and the 7 different sperm samples ?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2006, 21:28
Replies: 82
Views: 1,037
Posted By Vaio
Re: Israel prison break

I think someone has been reading far too much Tom Clancy.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2006, 03:17
Replies: 5
Views: 674
Posted By Vaio
Re: Oh So Cute

pretty, but it reminds me of something.

I have a vague recollection of a stickman animation that was similar.

I wont say old though
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2006, 02:22
Replies: 2
Views: 604
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2006, 03:02
Replies: 2
Views: 604
Posted By Vaio
Tissot Manager's Performance League 3rd Quarter award

http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/060316/1/hzni.html

Hurrah !!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2006, 01:42
Replies: 39
Views: 1,222
Posted By Vaio
Re: Good or Bad News ?

Do you look like someone from Emostainia as well ?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2006, 01:40
Replies: 264
Views: 248,917
Posted By Vaio
Re: The GD Music Archive

Now that's funny
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2006, 01:03
Replies: 39
Views: 1,222
Posted By Vaio
Re: Good or Bad News ?

Damn, I bet Lokken £10 you had died in some seedy Thai ladyboy menage-a-trois thingy.

Lo m8
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 03:37
Replies: 264
Views: 248,917
Posted By Vaio
Re: The GD Music Archive

Funk Metal

Vivid by Living Colour.

Out of all their albums, this one is my favourite. From the amazing 'Cult Of Personality' to the ironic 'Which Way To America' every song rocks and funks...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 02:24
Replies: 39
Views: 1,222
Posted By Vaio
Good or Bad News ?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/15/star_wars_tv_spin_off/

I just don't know......
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 00:58
Replies: 14
Views: 523
Posted By Vaio
Re: Probably old but f'kin cool as f'k

only you can answer that one
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 22:58
Replies: 31
Views: 928
Posted By Vaio
Re: Oh my god, they've sacked Chef !

Those Scientologists are a wild and crazy bunch......
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 22:53
Replies: 14
Views: 523
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 22:45
Replies: 14
Views: 523
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 21:39
Replies: 31
Views: 928
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 21:29
Replies: 14
Views: 523
Posted By Vaio
Probably old but f'kin cool as f'k

http://earth.google.com/download-earth.html

Download it and play with it please ta.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 20:57
Replies: 31
Views: 928
Posted By Vaio
Oh my god, they've sacked Chef !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4804334.stm

Bugger !

The only funny character left has um, left
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 04:15
Replies: 9
Views: 545
Posted By Vaio
Re: Come On Zippy!

Geoffrey would, once his shift at B&Q has finished of course.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 04:01
Replies: 82
Views: 4,034
Posted By Vaio
Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)

I DID NOT ABANDON MY CAT - THE BITCH KIDNAPPED HIM !

Rant over.
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 10 Mar 2006, 04:01
Replies: 82
Views: 92,837
Posted By Vaio
Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)

I DID NOT ABANDON MY CAT - THE BITCH KIDNAPPED HIM !

Rant over.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 01:51
Replies: 9
Views: 545
Posted By Vaio
Re: Come On Zippy!

The only person to come on Zippy would be george, I always wondered about those 2
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2006, 01:56
Replies: 31
Views: 735
Posted By Vaio
Re: Drunken Sex

Do they have fat ugly goth women in Norway ?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2006, 01:37
Replies: 29
Views: 793
Posted By Vaio
Re: skills

Children's library
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2006, 01:35
Replies: 28
Views: 515
Posted By Vaio
Re: Is divorce a good thing?

my divorce was a f'kin brilliant thing
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2006, 01:33
Replies: 33
Views: 563
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2006, 23:39
Replies: 33
Views: 563
Posted By Vaio
Re: [football] barca chelski

Did Chelsea play tonight ?

I hadn't noticed. I was too busy listening to http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/4778628.stm
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2006, 19:37
Replies: 29
Views: 793
Posted By Vaio
Re: skills

You could try and wipe the shit off your nose so she doesn't keep staring at it.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2006, 05:43
Replies: 23
Views: 482
Posted By Vaio
Re: Save a life

seconded
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 02:20
Replies: 9
Views: 461
Posted By Vaio
Re: Alex Jones - Loose Change - 11/9

I prefered Aled Jones when he was a choir boy not a conspiracy loony.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 02:14
Replies: 58
Views: 1,638
Posted By Vaio
Re: Political Soapbox

They had guns in Germany between 1939 and 1945. Lots of people all over the world died. Once gun control was established in 1945, millions less died.

Statistics are great when they are manipulated...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 02:11
Replies: 16
Views: 477
Posted By Vaio
Re: What a Silly Arse !

Oi powers that be (Well Johnny really !)

How about a monthly 'Wanker of The Month' award to the 'celeb' who commits the biggest f'k up for the month ?

With nominations and voting and stuff of...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 02:05
Replies: 21
Views: 669
Posted By Vaio
Re: Windows Vista

Solaris has to be the most EVIL operating system known to man. When I worked at Sky they asked me to install it on 5 machines. After a week I had managed to pursuade 3 of them to work. The other 2...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 03:07
Replies: 21
Views: 669
Posted By Vaio
Re: Windows Vista

I'm waiting for an official release of OS-X for the PC.

Vista may be a lot prettier than XP but some of the DRM stuff seems a little overkill for me.

Plus I really dont want to have to upgrade...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 00:54
Replies: 8
Views: 421
Posted By Vaio
Re: Internet retail to take a hit?

People still buy CDs' and DVDs' then ?

Thought everyone stole them from the intarweb.

Thats what the RIAA keep telling us.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 00:53
Replies: 54
Views: 1,666
Posted By Vaio
Re: GD is poetry!

And how successful has it been ?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 00:46
Replies: 16
Views: 477
Posted By Vaio
Re: What a Silly Arse !

He isn't all that
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 00:31
Replies: 16
Views: 477
Posted By Vaio
What a Silly Arse !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4757850.stm

'My Name is Pete Docherty, I am ABOVE the law' (apart from when he is caught and fined)

What a silly arse !
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2006, 01:22
Replies: 7
Views: 422
Posted By Vaio
Re: The Mother-in-Law

got anymore films I should be downloading ?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2006, 00:52
Replies: 34
Views: 899
Posted By Vaio
Re: American Taliban

Notice how the whole lot of them are ugly ****ers and look at the beard on Henry Morris ! He look like a fanny face.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2006, 00:33
Replies: 7
Views: 422
Posted By Vaio
Re: The Mother-in-Law

Available on a certain file sharing network.....

Downloading now.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 03:42
Replies: 8
Views: 579
Posted By Vaio
Re: Lucky he didn't ask for an autograph.....

Shame he didn't have the bad attitude in Home Alone with Macauley Culkin.

There would have been no piss poor sequels.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 03:17
Replies: 24
Views: 631
Posted By Vaio
Re: OK im slihjtly drunk ...

Too vulgar ?

For GD ?

Surely not !
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 03:04
Replies: 24
Views: 631
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 03:03
Replies: 28
Poll: Yes or No
Views: 748
Posted By Vaio
Re: Yes or No

I voted heads.


What are we voting for btw ?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 03:02
Replies: 24
Views: 631
Posted By Vaio
Re: OK im slihjtly drunk ...

Not even if you set fire to their houses ?

Cool job.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 02:48
Replies: 8
Views: 579
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 02:46
Replies: 8
Views: 579
Posted By Vaio
Lucky he didn't ask for an autograph.....

http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4742274.stm


Don't f'k with Joe.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 02:43
Replies: 10
Views: 407
Posted By Vaio
Re: Great Blonde joke

Um, shit 'joke'.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 02:42
Replies: 24
Views: 631
Posted By Vaio
Re: OK im slihjtly drunk ...

well, they may have taken your suggestions under consideration and will use them constructively to improve the whole working experience for you.

Either that or they are going to tear you a new...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2006, 01:31
Replies: 8
Views: 464
Posted By Vaio
Re: The IKEA adverts

F'kin Ikea, 3 weeks delivery on a sofa bed and the useless ****s have only delivered half of it, and it's the wrong f'kin colour !

F'kin swedish tosspots.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2006, 01:25
Replies: 7
Views: 642
Posted By Vaio
Re: Thieves

just keep an eye out for the clerk who turns up next week for work in a diamond excrusted ferrari.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2006, 00:40
Replies: 15
Views: 762
Posted By Vaio
Re: I am a prayer warrior!

Looks like an advert for forceable sterilisation
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2006, 23:11
Replies: 30
Views: 731
Posted By Vaio
Re: The old new car old car routine

Buy a Volkswagen, I believe they are made locally and therefore spares will be cheaper and the there should be lots of people to maintain them properly.

Get the ethanol one as well.

Although I...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2006, 23:08
Replies: 23
Views: 507
Posted By Vaio
Re: [Football] Different CL tonight

Just in the off chance someone else is interested,

Carlisle beat Macclesfield in the LDV Vans Semi Final 1st leg 2-1
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2006, 01:24
Replies: 3
Views: 277
Posted By Vaio
Re: [Football] Another Tabloid Sting?

Heh, 3 portsmouth players score ?

Proof enough that the story is utter bollocks (Sorry Ed)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2006, 07:04
Replies: 20
Views: 721
Posted By Vaio
Re: US tells UN to **** off. World not surprised.

Has Kofi explained about his son's car yet ?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2006, 02:30
Replies: 29
Views: 854
Posted By Vaio
Re: Death threats

I've had a couple of death threats but I didn't take them seriously. If someone wants to kill you, they are hardly going to tell you about it first.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2006, 02:28
Replies: 25
Views: 857
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2006, 01:35
Replies: 40
Views: 852
Posted By Vaio
Re: ID Theft/Fraud

Anyone is free to steal my identity, if they want my overdraft they can have it.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2006, 03:04
Replies: 14
Views: 560
Posted By Vaio
Re: A special thread for special people

Why are they on ignore ?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2006, 00:31
Replies: 15
Views: 757
Posted By Vaio
Re: [London] Attractions

and we were getting on so well at one point.

oh well.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2006, 00:24
Replies: 15
Views: 757
Posted By Vaio
Re: [London] Attractions

The leapers at the tube stations are interesting in a 'fk it, i'm going to be late and what is with all that strawberry jam ?' sort of way.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 15:45
Replies: 28
Views: 1,590
Posted By Vaio
Re: Being Dumped !!!

I wouldn't use PC World, that's how Gary Glitter's problems started.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 15:42
Replies: 45
Views: 1,497
Posted By Vaio
Re: This Bird Flu Paranoidemic

How many serious threats to human life have appeared recently ?

The nile disease thingy, AIDS and even Y2k was 'promoted' as a serious problem.

We are all (mostly) still here and civilization...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 11:21
Replies: 71
Views: 1,922
Posted By Vaio
Re: Cheer Up Goths

They are on Coronation Street so it must be true.

And MM isn't very cheery either.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 11:12
Replies: 71
Views: 1,922
Posted By Vaio
Re: Cheer Up Goths

Phang is having his period I think
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 10:43
Replies: 45
Views: 1,497
Posted By Vaio
This Bird Flu Paranoidemic

Does this mean that the remake of animal farm is off ?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 10:21
Replies: 71
Views: 1,922
Posted By Vaio
Re: Cheer Up Goths

'Cheer up goths' ?

It's like telling Boyzone to stop being shite. Total waste of time.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 09:52
Replies: 55
Views: 2,523
Posted By Vaio
Re: Coming to a city near you....

I'm not sure my girlfriend would let me come

Oh, wait a minute !!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2006, 09:47
Replies: 28
Views: 1,590
Posted By Vaio
Re: Being Dumped !!!

Oh, all right then.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 13:57
Replies: 3
Views: 568
Posted By Vaio
Re: Roy Keane's brilliant debut

Can I been one of the many to say hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 13:55
Replies: 28
Views: 1,590
Posted By Vaio
Re: Being Dumped !!!

This one was my childhood sweetheart. Funny how things and people change after (cough) a few years.

I am a bit down this week though as I have only pulled one other girl. But it's only because I...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2006, 13:16
Replies: 28
Views: 1,590
Posted By Vaio
Re: Being Dumped !!!

Only cause I don't have enough money for this (http://vaio.sony-europe.com/view/ShowProduct.action?product=VGN-A517S&site=ite_en_GB&category=VN+A+Series)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2006, 13:07
Replies: 28
Views: 1,590
Posted By Vaio
Being Dumped !!!

MY ex gave me my marching orders last month (hence my poor showing recently) and I am very disappointed that I am not sulking, feeling miserable or boring my mates stupid by crying a lot.

I am...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2006, 13:00
Replies: 12
Views: 804
Posted By Vaio
Re: Tooth ache.

In Cumbria we are not allowed to have dentists apparently so I have to travel to Hexham (about 30 miles or so away) to have mine sorted.

As I have kinda sorta neglected them for the last 20 years...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2005, 11:00
Replies: 40
Views: 2,420
Posted By Vaio
Re: Could we have a legal opinion on what seems to be a horribly large amount of damages

anyone else waiting for the tabloid headline

'Cruel geeks torment £1million compensation injury victim' ?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2005, 04:19
Replies: 40
Views: 2,420
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2005, 03:45
Replies: 40
Views: 2,420
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2005, 00:30
Replies: 56
Views: 2,845
Posted By Vaio
Re: Back To Hell

How about, 1st one to puke after lots of beer ?

Grim Reaper is a skeleton, therfore has no stomach.

I win.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2005, 09:51
Replies: 9
Views: 797
Posted By Vaio
Re: Conviction

I've died for my convictions many times

But I get better.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2005, 09:49
Replies: 25
Views: 1,017
Posted By Vaio
Re: What I wondered...

I took the piss out of one at the Metro Center a few years ago by pointing him out and remarking how stupid he looked rather loudly. He went very red faced and ran away.

I was a bit of a shit when...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2005, 09:48
Replies: 25
Views: 1,017
Posted By Vaio
Re: What I wondered...

I recon vampires live solitary lives because if 2 of them ever hooked up, there would be this 2 second pause where they both looked at each other and realised just how stupid they look and then they...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2005, 09:45
Replies: 55
Views: 1,781
Posted By Vaio
Re: Reality TV goes out of this world.

Trust me Pab, I would not let my knob get within 50ft of that (http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/06/33/79m.jpg)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 17 Nov 2005, 21:08
Replies: 12
Views: 1,019
Posted By Vaio
Re: Xp home --> xp pro

Oh and I believe that a program called TweakNT could become your newest bestest friend.

That's if you can find the fecking thing.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 17 Nov 2005, 21:07
Replies: 12
Views: 1,019
Posted By Vaio
Re: Xp home --> xp pro

Just out of curiosity, but have you tried your programs on XP Home ?

AFAIK the only differences between Pro and Home are to do with domain networking.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2005, 20:30
Replies: 25
Views: 1,017
Posted By Vaio
Re: What I wondered...

Have you noticed how upset they get when you point at them and laugh ?

It's funny.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2005, 20:13
Replies: 37
Cnn
Views: 1,497
Posted By Vaio
Re: Cnn

If I find an 8 year old, i'll ask if that is still cool. To me it's just dull.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2005, 18:24
Replies: 37
Cnn
Views: 1,497
Posted By Vaio
Re: Cnn

What sort of sad bastards setup those domino things anyway ? They are only cool once, when you are 8 after that, you've seen one, you've seen them all.

I bet if it had been a vulture they wouldn't...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 17 Nov 2005, 10:27
Replies: 78
Views: 4,407
Posted By Vaio
Re: PA Players

My role models are

McIvan
Lokken
Patrician

and not forgetting Dingo. I spent a whole round (5 was it ? the one Deus was in) making a conscious effort to be the complete opposite of him as he...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 17 Nov 2005, 00:38
Replies: 12
Views: 1,019
Posted By Vaio
Re: Xp home --> xp pro

autopatcher rocks
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2005, 20:59
Replies: 11
Views: 694
Posted By Vaio
Re: Deal or No Deal

Clive Anderson is dead ?

I didn't even know he had been ill.

Who will bring us unfunny comments in a smug and self important way on TV now ?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2005, 20:43
Replies: 11
Views: 694
Posted By Vaio
Re: Deal or No Deal

Noel hugs them so he can steal their wallets and purses. It's expensive maintaining such a sooper beard like his and he needs all the money he can get, plus he is probably still paying that dead...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2005, 08:07
Replies: 58
Views: 1,457
Posted By Vaio
Re: Are we, as a species, screwed?

And I heard that some black guy turned himself white so he could shag little boys, safe in the knowledge that white guys get away with it.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2005, 07:33
Replies: 16
Views: 587
Posted By Vaio
Re: [Link thread] Ali G

I would be really really disappointed * if the government of Kazakstatinaski sent suicide ninja assasins to bumped off Ali G. What a setback for British Comedy ** it would be.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2005, 00:06
Replies: 30
Views: 995
Posted By Vaio
Re: [Technology] Microsoft says "**** You" to Sony.

Tee hee, Microsoft get it right again !

Thats 4 times in recorded history.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2005, 00:02
Replies: 15
Views: 1,599
Posted By Vaio
Re: A warn to emule/edonkey users (RIAA 4fun)

www.giganews.com

sign up there.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2005, 23:59
Replies: 39
Views: 1,256
Posted By Vaio
Re: As of today, I'm on the wagon

Like those yoghurt things with the 'friendly bacteria' in them ?

Evil Grey half human half alien hybrids they mean.

There is no reason to go on the wagon you know. All you need to do is learn...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2005, 23:39
Replies: 39
Views: 1,256
Posted By Vaio
Re: As of today, I'm on the wagon

Congratulations on going on the wagon.

I have 6 bottles of Kronenbourg Blanc that I will be drinking in your honour.

It's the only foreign lager we havent balls up when brewing it over here you...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2005, 23:35
Replies: 21
Views: 882
Posted By Vaio
Re: Removing Christmas

Like Happy Shopper Dutch lager ? Brewed since 1845 and thats well over 3 hours ago !
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2005, 20:39
Replies: 18
Views: 1,160
Posted By Vaio
Re: Ancient Dino art

Yup, and i'm selling it off as fertiliser. I'm making a fortune.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2005, 18:51
Replies: 18
Views: 1,160
Posted By Vaio
Re: Ancient Dino art

I've been cleaning up Brontosaurus crap in the garden today.

One of the neighbours has had a 450 ft extension to his house fitted so I think his new pet might be responsible.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2005, 15:31
Replies: 18
Views: 1,160
Posted By Vaio
Re: Ancient Dino art

Yes, but Die Hard was on so we all missed it.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2005, 13:01
Replies: 13
Views: 1,096
Posted By Vaio
Re: Quest for a name

Isn't that the NTL support website ?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2005, 13:00
Replies: 13
Views: 1,096
Posted By Vaio
Re: Quest for a name

www.whatatwat.com
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2005, 07:38
Replies: 18
Views: 1,160
Posted By Vaio
Re: Ancient Dino art

Extremely fake.

Erik Van Daniken won't however.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2005, 07:35
Replies: 53
Views: 2,145
Posted By Vaio
Re: Best Action Movie Ever

Die Hard, closely followed by Die Hard 2 and Die Hard 3
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2005, 07:31
Replies: 18
Views: 1,160
Posted By Vaio
Re: Ancient Dino art

Dinosaurs died out long before man.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2005, 12:28
Replies: 38
Views: 1,068
Posted By Vaio
Re: So if you had to choose...

Lets call it a party of very few members.

Say about none.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2005, 10:07
Replies: 18
Views: 918
Posted By Vaio
Re: GD Hypothetical

I think one night she will kill you while you are sleeping then get her butler to remove your body.

Avoid her.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2005, 10:01
Replies: 25
Views: 817
Posted By Vaio
Re: Forget tony Blair...

She's probably into bondage and strap on sex.

She looks the type.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2005, 09:59
Replies: 38
Views: 1,068
Posted By Vaio
Re: So if you had to choose...

David Davis seems to be the more statesman like of the two but as far as I can see his only failing is that he is a self important shit who gets more annoying every day.

I really don't care if he...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2005, 09:50
Replies: 25
Views: 817
Posted By Vaio
Re: Forget tony Blair...

Ruth Kelly looks like Pete Docherty.

You never see them together you know.......
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 22:07
Replies: 40
Views: 1,465
Posted By Vaio
Re: Slowly but surly children are sinking deeper into the mire...

It is a good idea,

I see you are using Charles Babbage's idea from over 100 years ago :D
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 21:27
Replies: 18
Views: 863
Posted By Vaio
Re: My school

Shoot her but keep her alive using one of those machines that go beep.

While she still lives (in a vegetative state) no-one will take her place.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 10:06
Replies: 16
Views: 1,067
Posted By Vaio
Re: Molecule dispersion question

Dude, you really nead to get out more if this is the sort of thing that worries you :)
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 10:05
Replies: 84
Views: 6,226
Posted By Vaio
Re: omg gf problems - problem with gfs conservative parents gd help me

And I thought I had problems with the mad woman when I was married to.

I'm so glad I divorced her.

When I say glad, I mean over the fecking moon.

and when I say divorced, I mean slit her...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 09:53
Replies: 40
Views: 1,465
Posted By Vaio
Re: Slowly but surly children are sinking deeper into the mire...

I think the reason creationists fail to understand evolution is because they have yet to try it.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 09:50
Replies: 40
Views: 2,420
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 22:18
Replies: 40
Views: 2,420
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 20:59
Replies: 63
Views: 2,675
Posted By Vaio
Re: Shakespeare

Because at 15 you are supposed to have stopped reading about the adventures of Spot the dog with the red ball.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 20:40
Replies: 7
Views: 601
Posted By Vaio
Re: Private Schools Fee Fixing

With my working class background, I find it very easy to give a damn about the problems for the rich.

\o/
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 20:36
Replies: 40
Views: 2,420
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 20:34
Replies: 49
Views: 2,339
Posted By Vaio
Re: How many days?

ITT, an american uses Irony :)
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 07:41
Replies: 49
Views: 2,339
Posted By Vaio
Re: How many days?

Doesn't the European Constitution make noises about legal representation for everyone ? I'm not trying to pick holes in your arguement, i'm just trying to get my head round Blair dragging us into the...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 07:32
Replies: 16
Views: 805
Posted By Vaio
Re: [FM 2006] Ooops

You could of course, just buy the thing right ?







heh, what am I on about
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 07:30
Replies: 21
Views: 735
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2005, 18:18
Replies: 13
Views: 698
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2005, 22:24
Replies: 49
Views: 2,339
Posted By Vaio
Re: How many days?

If the Police had actually managed to show any competance at all then I wouldn't have any problem with 90 days but as so far all they have managed to do is shoot some Brazilian guy, trashed a flat...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2005, 22:11
Replies: 13
Views: 698
Posted By Vaio
Re: I think I just made a prophecy...

This mark of yours, what colour will it be ?

Only I really don't like wearing clothes that would clash with signs of the apocalypse.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2005, 14:56
Replies: 49
Views: 2,339
Posted By Vaio
Re: How many days?

Is Tony Blair Satan in disguise ?

and would this make Charles Kennedy Jesus Christ reincarneted ?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2005, 18:18
Replies: 42
Views: 1,978
Posted By Vaio
Re: Joke of the week

My brother was recently struck off the medical register for having sex with one of his patients
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2005, 08:37
Replies: 9
Views: 690
Posted By Vaio
Re: Mama-chan and Papa-chan

The same thing happens here as well.

My fiancees' father used to call me the paper boy when I was 16. Then it became 'That long haired bastard' It's only now a few years later he actually calls me...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2005, 22:18
Replies: 75
Views: 7,882
Posted By Vaio
Re: Somethingawful vs ebaumsworld?

SA vs Ebaumworld, about as exciting as George Clooney fighting with security guards.......
Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2005, 07:30
Replies: 69
Views: 3,466
Posted By Vaio
Re: So what's this thing going on in Paris?

On the border between both countries I believe.

It was on the World Service news a couple of nights ago.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2005, 10:06
Replies: 14
Views: 1,430
Posted By Vaio
Re: I Thought I Would Share This

'Oh my god, they killed Goatey'
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2005, 09:52
Replies: 49
Views: 2,148
Posted By Vaio
Re: MacIntyres Toughest Towns

Carlisle has the traditional 'Black Eye Friday' which is the last pay day before christmas.

If you are ''Hard as nails', mentally deranged, really want a damn good kicking from someone then its...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2005, 08:19
Replies: 69
Views: 2,523
Posted By Vaio
Re: annoying british accents

Heh, Yahwe is fukkin ded !
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2005, 08:14
Replies: 36
Views: 988
Posted By Vaio
Re: Laaahhhhhnnnndaaaaahhhhnnnn shootings

I believe one was called Ken. The one in the band that is only their to make the rest look pretteh is always called Ken, like that bloke that was in Bros, His name was Ken.

Ken currently runs the...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2005, 07:36
Replies: 15
Views: 760
Posted By Vaio
Re: my speshal friend dace

She hasn't told him to **** off yet, so it must be love.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2005, 17:51
Replies: 24
Views: 964
Posted By Vaio
Does being blind mean you get away with everything ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4394974.stm

What a guy huh ?

Shagging other blokes wives, trying to get a DNA test on the kid, not declaring his other jobs, lying about fast tracking...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2005, 17:07
Replies: 41
Views: 1,095
Posted By Vaio
Re: tension of opposites

Find Jay and muder him.

Peel his skin off and wear it when you go in his place for this date. Then you'll see how much she REALLY likes him.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2005, 15:19
Replies: 31
Views: 971
Posted By Vaio
Re: Dyslexia

EVAL dyslexic kids sell their souls to Santa.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2005, 15:18
Replies: 36
Views: 988
Posted By Vaio
Re: Laaahhhhhnnnndaaaaahhhhnnnn shootings

Give it time, i'm sure sometime in the future a music 'journalist' may learn to shoot and East 17 should be on the hit list.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2005, 15:13
Replies: 36
Views: 988
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2005, 15:10
Replies: 69
Views: 2,523
Posted By Vaio
Re: annoying british accents

Welcome to my world :(
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2005, 03:46
Replies: 69
Views: 2,523
Posted By Vaio
Re: annoying british accents

Indeed, it's turning me on
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2005, 03:14
Replies: 69
Views: 2,523
Posted By Vaio
Re: annoying british accents

Everyone that wasn't brought up listening to Radio 4 has a crap accent
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2005, 23:43
Replies: 19
Views: 808
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2005, 17:59
Replies: 29
Views: 1,238
Posted By Vaio
Re: I've figured out something...

Why are you worrying ?

When an ugly sod like me can have lots of sex with lots of women, you pretty boys will have nothing to worry about.

Unless you are one dimensional mummys boys in which...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2005, 17:56
Replies: 53
Views: 1,392
Posted By Vaio
Re: You are wrong.

I'd agree with that.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2005, 17:44
Replies: 17
Views: 600
Posted By Vaio
Re: Tins of Tuna

Cause it takes ages to get the bits of dolphin out.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Oct 2005, 01:31
Replies: 50
Views: 1,980
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 29 Oct 2005, 19:08
Replies: 18
Views: 767
Posted By Vaio
Re: Attention All Skaters

Isn't an emo one of those type who complain about not being understood and how the world sucks whilst at University before they start their high paying jobs in the city ?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Oct 2005, 18:24
Replies: 7
Views: 690
Posted By Vaio
Re: [Football]Sunderland

I believe it has all gone quiet in Stockport as well today.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Oct 2005, 06:31
Replies: 3
Views: 630
Posted By Vaio
Re: Great people from History #1

Wonder where Jesse Owens is........
Forum: General Discussions 28 Oct 2005, 16:42
Replies: 53
Views: 1,831
Posted By Vaio
Re: Quick and Nasty - A GD Challenge

and you spelt it wrong
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2005, 23:38
Replies: 3
Views: 630
Posted By Vaio
Great people from History #1

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4374288.stm

A bit surprised no-one mentioned this before.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2005, 23:37
Replies: 17
Views: 1,044
Posted By Vaio
Re: This made me laugh

She's no Trevor Philips
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2005, 23:34
Replies: 16
Views: 1,005
Posted By Vaio
Re: "Numen" a (very) short story i wrote

You have to remember though, this is GD.

We like stories where Dave doesn't get the girl.

Where Kurashima gives some idiot a slap.

Where Silversmoke becomes a defence lawyer to help his...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2005, 23:31
Replies: 51
Views: 2,564
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2005, 23:28
Replies: 16
Views: 1,005
Posted By Vaio
Re: "Numen" a (very) short story i wrote

So these 2 got together, shagged and had a kid ?

That's the gist of it right ?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2005, 21:22
Replies: 81
Views: 2,858
Posted By Vaio
Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

How about

<Dace> Some black guy was beating up a Paki and I had to help

,Laura> Ooh, my hero

<Dace> Yeah, I couldn't work out which one to beat up first so I stuck my hand through a railing.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2005, 19:17
Replies: 81
Views: 2,858
Posted By Vaio
Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

You know, you're right.

If there had been a part that went something along the lines of:

So I pulled out my magnum and took the 1st lesbian with a headshot that plastered her brains over the...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2005, 19:10
Replies: 84
Views: 2,880
Posted By Vaio
Re: The big ole Civ 4 thread

I didn't enjoy playing it. Dunno why but I consider it a waste of the money I paid for it.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2005, 19:06
Replies: 81
Views: 2,858
Posted By Vaio
Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

Lesbians, someone elses tangled lovelife and alcohol.Everything a good story needs.

Can we have more guns next time though Dace ?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2005, 06:30
Replies: 68
Views: 1,969
Posted By Vaio
Re: Working in Hell, now with 10% more abuse!

Email Michael Dell and complain to him. Chances are he is of irish ancestory, 95% of all americans seem to be.

Just out of curiosity, isn't 12 hours standing up a little excessive ?

Doesn't...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 15:10
Replies: 5
Views: 580
Posted By Vaio
Re: Deja vu

I'll go for the Counter Strike Counter Terrorist look methinx
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 12:35
Replies: 5
Views: 580
Posted By Vaio
Deja vu

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/4370648.stm

Most of the rivers in Cumbria are on flood watch atm. We've just had 2 days solid of rain as well.

After the localised flooding of last...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 12:27
Replies: 78
Views: 2,044
Posted By Vaio
Re: Birmingham Riots

Interesting Article (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4373040.stm)

I bet the BNP are over the moon about whats happened in Birmingham.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Oct 2005, 12:30
Replies: 32
Views: 1,132
Posted By Vaio
Re: Bush's Flaws Should Not Obscure His Major Triumphs

God save the free world and that.

With the Sword of Power in the hands of George W Bush the whole world can feel safe.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Oct 2005, 20:58
Replies: 83
Views: 2,241
Posted By Vaio
Re: So, what are you stealing today ?

I've never seen it, is it any good ?

Getting lots of CSIs' btw
Forum: General Discussions 22 Oct 2005, 06:47
Replies: 39
Views: 1,465
Posted By Vaio
Re: What would you miss?

When I lived in the US I missed HP Sauce, Heinz Baked Beans (what kind of warped mind decided to put brown sugar in beans ?), mars bars, decent instant coffee, PG Tips tea and The Times.

If the US...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2005, 17:24
Replies: 27
Views: 843
Posted By Vaio
Re: Help me make my mind up

Stay at home with a 12 pack.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2005, 15:56
Replies: 31
Views: 1,498
Posted By Vaio
Re: The Beginning......

As punishment for my crimes against hair styles, It was either post on GD or go to prison, I don't think I picked the right one......
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2005, 15:19
Replies: 66
Views: 1,607
Posted By Vaio
Re: Are we going to war with Iran?

I'm confused, you are talking about Iran there right ? I realise that as yet the US doesn't execute gays but judging by the idiots in the senate, it's only a matter of time,
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2005, 08:46
Replies: 89
Views: 1,762
Posted By Vaio
Re: Fetish

Now i'm turned on as well
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2005, 21:12
Replies: 51
Views: 1,494
Posted By Vaio
Re: Fashion advice

More importantly, what is the colour of the hankerchief with the chloroform on it ?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2005, 20:01
Replies: 43
Views: 1,369
Posted By Vaio
Re: Hi this is a POTW Thread

Actually, I don't think you would have.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2005, 06:30
Replies: 15
Views: 774
Posted By Vaio
Re: [Retard] End of the World

The world will end when the aliens burst out of our stomachs, remember those little yakub drinks with the friendly bacteria ? The little grey bastards whose DNA are in those are not quite as friendly...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2005, 17:23
Replies: 134
Views: 3,218
Posted By Vaio
Re: Scrap Rep

It's a case of the lunatic running the asylum with GD.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2005, 08:40
Replies: 33
Views: 1,250
Posted By Vaio
Re: Your Next Car Accident

However plenty of people crash into cabbies.

True Story.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 23:05
Replies: 134
Views: 3,218
Posted By Vaio
Re: Scrap Rep

You don't 'do helpful' do you ?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 22:36
Replies: 134
Views: 3,218
Posted By Vaio
Re: Scrap Rep

Or you could actually listen to people instead
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 22:01
Replies: 137
Views: 4,533
Posted By Vaio
Re: GF forced to quit job, advice needed.

Nodrog had a girlfriend............
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 21:35
Replies: 23
Views: 1,334
Posted By Vaio
Re: The people of Europe have voted for paralysis – and perhaps obliteration

I gotta wonder if Texan reads the stuff he posts or does he just like the headlines ?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 21:11
Replies: 23
Views: 1,334
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 17:31
Replies: 134
Views: 3,218
Posted By Vaio
Re: Scrap Rep

But the current system is also wank, think of it as wanking with a rubber glove instead of a sock, it's still wank but it's different.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 17:22
Replies: 134
Views: 3,218
Posted By Vaio
Re: Scrap Rep

JJ, what's stopping you from removing the facility for anonymous rep ?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 16:30
Replies: 137
Views: 4,533
Posted By Vaio
Re: GF forced to quit job, advice needed.

I've considered all angles and the best thing for Silversmoke to do is to arrange for the GD possie to go and give this manager a bit of a 'visit' if you know what I mean.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 16:12
Replies: 134
Views: 3,218
Posted By Vaio
Re: Scrap Rep

Finally !
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 08:27
Replies: 134
Views: 3,218
Posted By Vaio
Re: Scrap Rep

2 so far from f'ktards and oddly enough, one pos rep.

The f'ktards who neg repped me (thus proving my points made earlier) didn't bother to reveal themselves for some ghey pussy reason.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 23:10
Replies: 64
Views: 1,622
Posted By Vaio
Re: Something worries me

Do they have heterosexual nights at universities anymore ?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 21:10
Replies: 134
Views: 3,218
Posted By Vaio
Re: Scrap Rep

The rep system was supposed to provoke more interesting threads and better posting, all it seems to have done is encourage less obvious insulting and people being ****tards when giving rep.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 20:25
Replies: 134
Views: 3,218
Posted By Vaio
Re: Scrap Rep

What Yahwe said.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 19:09
Replies: 134
Views: 3,218
Posted By Vaio
Scrap Rep

It's shit

Please, ta
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2005, 17:29
Replies: 50
Views: 1,627
Posted By Vaio
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A

Really ? I think you are just being deliberatly obtuse.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2005, 16:25
Replies: 50
Views: 1,627
Posted By Vaio
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A

Um, english pissheads on holiday in Majorca springs to mind.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 22:44
Replies: 50
Views: 1,627
Posted By Vaio
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A

I trust they left a name......
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 18:21
Replies: 50
Views: 1,627
Posted By Vaio
Meanwhile - Back in The USSR, You Know Where You Are etc.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4327634.stm

Not fair to single out the yanks really was it ?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 18:17
Replies: 50
Views: 1,627
Posted By Vaio
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A

He shouldn't have spilled your pint.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 18:14
Replies: 56
Views: 2,126
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 16:39
Replies: 56
Views: 2,126
Posted By Vaio
Re: so we are getting a new government today

Germany gets a woman prime minister, wonderful.

Will the Polish start worrying about being invaded once a month or is Merkel more of a man than Schoeder ever was ?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2005, 13:09
Replies: 43
Views: 1,804
Posted By Vaio
Re: GD Frapper

Move from Croydon :)
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2005, 12:58
Replies: 43
Views: 1,804
Posted By Vaio
Re: GD Frapper

Carlisle - We invented road problems don't you know.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2005, 12:04
Replies: 16
Views: 816
Posted By Vaio
Re: Battle RAP!

Load of Crap
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2005, 02:06
Replies: 14
Views: 712
Posted By Vaio
Re: kinda funny so...

Funny as feck
Forum: General Discussions 8 Oct 2005, 23:03
Replies: 25
Views: 1,041
Posted By Vaio
Re: Golf

Not a fan
Forum: General Discussions 8 Oct 2005, 21:29
Replies: 48
Views: 1,175
Posted By Vaio
Re: Would be being born blind and deaf be that bad?

Wassn't there that bloke that was deaf and dumb and blind that ended up being really good at pinball ?

He's probably shite at Counter Strike though.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Oct 2005, 19:17
Replies: 51
Views: 1,882
Posted By Vaio
Re: hrmm Ramadan

When you say Ramadan, does a little voice in anyone elses head go 'Do do, de do do' or is it just mine ?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Oct 2005, 15:13
Replies: 51
Views: 1,882
Posted By Vaio
Re: hrmm Ramadan

Ditch her or put up with her messing you about for a month for the next few years.

Which would you prefer ?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2005, 08:42
Replies: 28
Views: 984
Posted By Vaio
Re: If God was real...would you love and obey?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4317498.stm

That man obeyed god.

BE VERY AFRAID !
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2005, 08:12
Replies: 64
Views: 1,823
Posted By Vaio
Re: A very accurate technique to getting laid on the first date

Whever said romance wasn't dead, was wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2005, 08:10
Replies: 19
Views: 866
Posted By Vaio
Re: German Law (Gründen der Kulanz)

A similar thing happened to me when I changed ISPs'.

Tiscali told me they would still have to take the next months money out on the direct debit, so I cancelled it.

Still waiting for them to...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2005, 06:33
Replies: 28
Views: 984
Posted By Vaio
Re: If God was real...would you love and obey?

I'd ask him why he invented brussel sprouts.

He is supposed to be the good guy.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Oct 2005, 16:02
Replies: 45
Views: 1,372
Posted By Vaio
Re: Dirty Secrets

I add water to rice.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Oct 2005, 16:00
Replies: 11
Views: 1,162
Posted By Vaio
Re: Anyone from Barcelona?

why didn't he post on www.barcelonahotmansexxor.com ?

bound to get offers there
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2005, 08:49
Replies: 39
Views: 1,581
Posted By Vaio
Re: sell me a town

Um, come to Carlisle, it might not rain today.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2005, 08:40
Replies: 83
Views: 2,241
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2005, 16:10
Replies: 22
Views: 887
Posted By Vaio
Re: Abuse of the Prevention of Terrorism Act...

FS, OAP's got a 10p* per week increase on their pension, what more do they want ? Human rights ?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2005, 16:05
Replies: 83
Views: 2,241
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2005, 08:42
Replies: 83
Views: 2,241
Posted By Vaio
Re: So, what are you stealing today ?

Excuse me, the point of the thread was to discuss what you are currently downloading, not to get exact definitions of copyright theft, violations et al.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2005, 23:36
Replies: 17
Views: 776
Posted By Vaio
Re: Question?

If you had said 'manor' instead of patch and used phrases like 'mah san' and 'Ronnie and Reggie told me I should kill drug dealers ' then I imagine you will be left alone.

Chances are you will be...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2005, 14:52
Replies: 83
Views: 2,241
Posted By Vaio
Re: So, what are you stealing today ?

What a spakker. and a pussy one at that.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2005, 14:26
Replies: 83
Views: 2,241
Posted By Vaio
Re: So, what are you stealing today ?

Weeks and Knight Theamion, Insides is amazing. 'The girl with the sun in her hair' is a beautiful piece of music. I'll listen to more as I die quickly on Counter-Strike Source
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2005, 10:42
Replies: 83
Views: 2,241
Posted By Vaio
Re: So, what are you stealing today ?

Only if you are using Ares.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2005, 10:39
Replies: 83
Views: 2,241
Posted By Vaio
Re: So, what are you stealing today ?

Worse, you're getting a sit-com on BBC 1.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2005, 08:20
Replies: 83
Views: 2,241
Posted By Vaio
Re: So, what are you stealing today ?

Where are you getting Stargate from ?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2005, 03:01
Replies: 83
Views: 2,241
Posted By Vaio
So, what are you stealing today ?

Orbital Discography
KLF - The White Room
Propellerheads - Decksanddrumsandrockandroll
Public Image Ltd - Public Image Ltd

Enough CSI to keep me going over the next 4 nights at work.

anyone...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2005, 14:02
Replies: 84
Views: 2,428
Posted By Vaio
Re: Britain

anyone done a search for David Mery ?

the results are um, startling.....
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2005, 01:54
Replies: 84
Views: 2,428
Posted By Vaio
Re: Britain

Um, well they did it.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 21:20
Replies: 19
Views: 766
Posted By Vaio
Re: Oh how pathetic

'She' looks more like a he
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 20:52
Replies: 16
tut
Views: 803
Posted By Vaio
Re: tut

wait till you get the one about the girlfriend.....
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 19:08
Replies: 42
Views: 1,462
Posted By Vaio
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 18:47
Replies: 42
Views: 1,462
Posted By Vaio
You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....

The neighbour walks past the fence and as you watch his head over the top you think 'That would make a great headshot.......'
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 18:16
Replies: 84
Views: 2,428
Posted By Vaio
Re: Britain

The bags contained explosives ?

Do you remember that ?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 18:14
Replies: 84
Views: 2,428
Posted By Vaio
Re: Britain

Are you going to suggest it doesn't happen ?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 18:09
Replies: 84
Views: 2,428
Posted By Vaio
Re: Britain

Actions very similar to a bunch of young tearaways in July. They were naughty lads.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 18:03
Replies: 84
Views: 2,428
Posted By Vaio
Re: Britain

Well, it got him arrested.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 17:36
Replies: 84
Views: 2,428
Posted By Vaio
Re: Britain

heh,not quite.

Over here the journalists do silly things like plant fake bombs to 'test' security (It's sells papers) and it wouldn't surprise me that this idiot was all set to do an expose on how...
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