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Forum: Roleplaying 3 Aug 2004, 03:15
Replies: 380
Views: 47,427
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Grumbling, Intent heads back to his room to grab whatever valuable stuff he happens to have lying around. Shoving it all into a carrying case he heads back to the front desk where he collapses from...
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Aug 2004, 10:48
Replies: 380
Views: 47,427
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Intent stops staring at the fire and starts looking at the random burst of 'crazy' that's engulfed the hotel. Frowning, he takes out a small remote and presses a few buttons and a loud metallic clang...
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Jul 2004, 02:58
Replies: 380
Views: 47,427
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Intent notices Mao heading for the Supa-dupa-all-singing-all-danceing-tri-d-mega-special TV Set.

"Hey new fella! How's things?"

Getting his drink of a snootybarwaiter squig he takes a large...
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Jul 2004, 01:59
Replies: 380
Views: 47,427
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"Excellent, excellent"

Grabbing a conviniently nearby hover trolley, Intent re-enters the parking lot and strips down the remains of his ship. Piling the metal panels and other whatnot on the...
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Jul 2004, 02:15
Replies: 109
Views: 10,947
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: Awards of the RP Boards (Summer Edition) - Sticky Please

I believe it's APOC's old 286 computer.
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Jul 2004, 01:02
Replies: 380
Views: 47,427
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"Um..I didn't have an old room. There was a slight peanut accident before I could get one. Anyway I really like the sound of this 'South Tower'. Are there any available rooms there?"

At the...
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Jul 2004, 00:53
Replies: 24
Views: 3,308
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Battle #17 (http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Maniacal_Intent&q2=A+Weak+Little+Girl&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us)

No more arena fights for me then :(
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Jul 2004, 00:46
Replies: 380
Views: 47,427
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Gryffin's Med suig dumps Intent in the large vat of So-Toxic-It-Actually-Starts-Helping goo and walks out whistling cheerily to itself.

*tick* *tick* *tick* *tick*....

The eggtimer goes off and...
Forum: Roleplaying 28 Jul 2004, 04:13
Replies: 56
Views: 5,703
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: The Obligatory Interest Thread

I would like to set the record straight and state, right now, that despite evidence to the contrary. I am interested in this thread.



Can I get my money now Wraith?
Forum: Roleplaying 27 Jul 2004, 13:54
Replies: 380
Views: 47,427
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"I think I'll pass on it all the same... Say, is someone cooking some beef or something?"

Intent's imminent gastronomic demise is halted for a few precious minutes as the imacannibalbutimokay...
Forum: Roleplaying 27 Jul 2004, 03:46
Replies: 380
Views: 47,427
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Still only able to see various blurs Intent looks vaugely in the direction of AcidK's voice.

"Myst Breaker? Didnt that dissolve my stomach lining last time? But I could use a glass of Eldebaran...
Forum: Roleplaying 26 Jul 2004, 12:54
Replies: 380
Views: 47,427
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Intent is vaguely aware of moving as the med squigs start carrying him towards the bar. Unfortunately for him they get distracted by the ads for Wraith's trip into the basement on a nearby tv and...
Forum: Roleplaying 26 Jul 2004, 12:13
Replies: 380
Views: 47,427
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

High above the HrH a port--...well actually its sort of more to the side. Wait, its kinda above and slightly to the back...or maybe that's underneath it....Damn deep space and its 3-dimensional...
Forum: Roleplaying 22 Jul 2004, 03:11
Replies: 23
Views: 3,394
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Run Away!

A large SUV with high-beams on and music loud enough to frighten small children hurtles out of a side street. Swerving erratically it ploughs through the undead, and in one case not dead, bodies.
...
Forum: Roleplaying 10 Jan 2004, 01:21
Replies: 810
Views: 60,295
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: Gems Of Destruction

Eager for a bit of bloodshed Intent hefts his axe once more and sprints towards the village, a manic grin playing on his face.
Forum: Roleplaying 9 Jan 2004, 01:12
Replies: 810
Views: 60,295
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: Gems Of Destruction

Figuring that no evil things are going to come running into view anytime soon, Intent lowers his axe's head to the ground and leans on the handle to shift some weight off of his legs. Now somewhat...
Forum: Roleplaying 7 Jan 2004, 10:14
Replies: 810
Views: 60,295
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Ultra MEga Catch-up Reply #2

Geez, 2 days I dont check the thread and AWAY it goes...
Guess I'll just pretend ive been followin you all without saying anything. :D
/OOC

Seeing the woman, Intent graspsthe handle of his axe...
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Dec 2003, 11:06
Replies: 810
Views: 60,295
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: Gems Of Destruction

MI glares at the strangers back as he leaves the table and walks off elsewhere.

"Bah, I could've sounded a blasted horn and still not be heard a few feet away.

Taking another long draught of...
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Dec 2003, 01:01
Replies: 810
Views: 60,295
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Ultra mega late Catchup reply

Trying to force his way through the people thronging the CIty gates, Intent mutters insults under his breth as he moves around people on horses, people on carts and just plain people. Intent shoves...
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Dec 2003, 23:50
Replies: 810
Views: 60,295
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: Gems Of Destruction

Name: Maniacal Intent
Race: Dwarf
Class: Fighter
Weapons: Great Axe
Possesions: Flint and Steel, Rucksack, Lean-To style tent.

History: Not Applicable to Situation at hand.

Update:...
Forum: Roleplaying 12 Oct 2003, 00:21
Replies: 5
Views: 3,227
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: Possible thread idea

Is that an 'oh so subtle' hint to get my rear in gear? ;)

Name: Maniacal Intent
Role: Science officer
Forum: Roleplaying 11 Oct 2003, 23:59
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: The star ship Idiot

Feeling groggy, Intent wakes up at the Communication Station on the bridge. Yawning sleepily he glances at the swimsuit calender tacked over Tactics.

"What the? A year? I've been asleep for a...
Forum: Roleplaying 5 Oct 2003, 03:31
Replies: 37
Views: 3,962
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Re: MPA Remix

Yes, i'm still here.

Role: Undercover Agent
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Jul 2003, 04:18
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Finishing the treatment on his cuts Intent passes...

Finishing the treatment on his cuts Intent passes the respawner and joins an unfamiliar group of people.

"Why does this hallway smell like burnt donkey meat?"
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Jul 2003, 03:23
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent exits the Science lab carrying a small...

Intent exits the Science lab carrying a small bottle of Iodine and a cotton swab. Wincing as he sterilizes his lion bites he heads over to the cafeteria and replicates up some sporks.
Forum: Roleplaying 28 Jul 2003, 07:00
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Recovering from his mental disorientation Intent....

Recovering from his mental disorientation Intent. Quickly figures out what just happened. Stalking up to Ginge he opens his mouth to give him such a talking to. That is until he decides to do...
Forum: Roleplaying 28 Jul 2003, 00:00
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Coming to, Intent rubs the back of his skull and...

Coming to, Intent rubs the back of his skull and rips the boot, mechanical leg et all, from the ceiling. Muttering darkly about revenge and whatnot, he turns off all of Ginge's communication links...
Forum: Roleplaying 27 Jul 2003, 05:39
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
The much underused ship-wide PA system crackles...

The much underused ship-wide PA system crackles to life and the Ship's Communication's Officer's voice echoes throughout the vessel occaionally drowned out by static and feedback.

"Hey guys....
Forum: Roleplaying 22 Aug 2002, 02:45
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
MI crashes into Toejam, setting him alight, and...

MI crashes into Toejam, setting him alight, and he careens off into cargo bay 2. Smashing into the tractor crane he bounces off and comes to rest on a few open crates of gelatin.
Forum: Roleplaying 21 Aug 2002, 07:01
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
*Sniff Sniff* "Whats that smell?...hmmmm" ...

*Sniff Sniff*
"Whats that smell?...hmmmm"

Intent's brow furrows as he tries this thinking thing everyone keeps raving on about.

"I GOT IT!! IT'S A BBQ!! Wait for me!!"

Dashing off the...
Forum: Roleplaying 20 Aug 2002, 03:15
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Walking onto the bridge after a particularly long...

Walking onto the bridge after a particularly long nap, Intent glances around at the vacant consoles while straightening out the rumples in his Comm Officer Uniform.

"I see nothing has really...
Forum: Roleplaying 23 May 2002, 08:26
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Laying in a tumbled heap at the bottom of the...

Laying in a tumbled heap at the bottom of the turbo lift's elevator shaft, Intent makes a note to stop and check the lift is at his deck before sliding through the doors.

Suddenly his entire form...
Forum: Roleplaying 23 May 2002, 00:20
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Bursting out of the labs Intent sinks up to his...

Bursting out of the labs Intent sinks up to his waist in flour.

"What the...Snow! Winter came early this year!"

<A few quick replications later>

Intent wizzes through the flour covered...
Forum: Roleplaying 22 May 2002, 01:17
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Mucking around in the replicator labs Intent...

Mucking around in the replicator labs Intent materialises and dematerialises a variety of stuff.
Forum: Roleplaying 20 May 2002, 07:36
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
OOC| So? Reality has never stopped us before | ...

OOC| So? Reality has never stopped us before |

Finishing up the cleaning of the secondary bridge Intent runs out the door and dissapears into the medilab. having nothing better to do he switches...
Forum: Roleplaying 20 May 2002, 05:53
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Dusting wildly in the battle bridge, Intent...

Dusting wildly in the battle bridge, Intent accidentally dusts the 'Saucer seperation' button and the main bridges docking clamps unlock.
Forum: Roleplaying 18 May 2002, 10:44
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Focused on his dusting spree, Intent nips into...

Focused on his dusting spree, Intent nips into the science labs and starts dusting everything. Knocking over several vials full of coloured water he dusts them and the liquids too. Real trouble...
Forum: Roleplaying 17 May 2002, 03:17
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Hearing gunfire Intent Pauses on the other side...

Hearing gunfire Intent Pauses on the other side of the bridge door. Deciding that walking in would not be conducive to long life he leaves the bridge cleaning for another day and jaunts off down to...
Forum: Roleplaying 16 May 2002, 00:38
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Having not visited his quarters in some time...

Having not visited his quarters in some time Intent starts dusting.
and dusting.
and dusting.

<Several hours later>

And the Universe Exploded with one last tremendous...Oops sorry we seem to...
Forum: Roleplaying 11 May 2002, 03:30
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent tries to open the starboard airlock,...

Intent tries to open the starboard airlock, unfortunately he isnt using the standard procedure of 'Cycle airlock, open door, get in, yada yada yada'...He's forcefully trying to remove the door. After...
Forum: Roleplaying 10 May 2002, 05:36
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent's red cordial induced state of...

Intent's red cordial induced state of hyperactivity wears off and he stops running. Wiping the sweat from his forehead with his hand he catches his breath for a few minutes...That seems to be very...
Forum: Roleplaying 5 May 2002, 07:24
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Due to several neutron particle distortions...

Due to several neutron particle distortions Intent ends up in galley. A little confused on how he got there and even more vauge on what he was doing before he punches in the key combination for 'Red...
Forum: Roleplaying 27 Apr 2002, 08:52
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Oblivious to anything and anyone else on the...

Oblivious to anything and anyone else on the bridge Intent dances in his chair after finiding a decent deep space radio station. Playing it through his Limited Edition CO Headphones he freaks out...
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Apr 2002, 01:49
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Hearing a loud thump, Intent reaches over and...

Hearing a loud thump, Intent reaches over and grabs the message container out of the vac tubes, unscrews the top removes the message, rescrews the top and fires the message tube into space, As per...
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Apr 2002, 10:20
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
After pumping his body full of Anti-toxins Intent...

After pumping his body full of Anti-toxins Intent is reassured that he is in fine physical health and puts recent scares behind him. Walking out of the med bay he sees a couple of rabbits bounce by....
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Apr 2002, 22:44
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Worried about his health and the effects caused...

Worried about his health and the effects caused by dicarbon oxide inhaling Intent pops over to the Medibay and starts rummaging through the closets for a "How to.." book or "Medicine for braindead...
Forum: Roleplaying 18 Apr 2002, 01:50
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"C20, dicarbon oxide...Isnt that toxic?"

"C20, dicarbon oxide...Isnt that toxic?"
Forum: Roleplaying 16 Apr 2002, 01:15
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
In true Idiot style the pitch of Intent's voice...

In true Idiot style the pitch of Intent's voice has dropped a couple of octaves.

"What's going on? And why do I sound like Pavarotti?"
Forum: Roleplaying 15 Apr 2002, 05:17
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
As the ship stops bouncing about Intent breathes...

As the ship stops bouncing about Intent breathes a sigh of relief..that is until it becomes apparent he's standing on the roof. Falling to the ground with a clang he stands somewhat dazedly and makes...
Forum: Roleplaying 12 Apr 2002, 00:53
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent's cackling laughter is cut short as he...

Intent's cackling laughter is cut short as he slams into the ceiling, then the floor, then ceiling, floor, left wall, side mirror, round the corner, back from round the corner when he manages to grab...
Forum: Roleplaying 11 Apr 2002, 01:53
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Sliding down the viewscreen with only the...

Sliding down the viewscreen with only the slightest of crackles from its forcefield Intent eventually re-reaches the floor and for no readily apparent goal he walks over to the captain's office and...
Forum: Roleplaying 10 Apr 2002, 01:53
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent holds on to Kama's chair for as long as he...

Intent holds on to Kama's chair for as long as he can until he is thrown at the viewscreen where he connects with its personal force field and remains stuck there blocking the upper-right corner.
Forum: Roleplaying 9 Apr 2002, 02:11
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
After winning all the cash of the rats in the...

After winning all the cash of the rats in the mess hall and consequently purchasing better health cover, a fully healed Intent walks onto the bridge.
Having nothing better to do he grabs Kama's...
Forum: Roleplaying 8 Apr 2002, 06:05
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Hearing from the mess hall that there a bunch of...

Hearing from the mess hall that there a bunch of rats loseing, Intent heads down there to see if he can organise a couple of games of black-jack.
Forum: Roleplaying 7 Apr 2002, 02:44
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
In a shameless imitation of Stephen Hawking,...

In a shameless imitation of Stephen Hawking, Intent types on a speaking computer. However possesing the typing skils of a 4 year old racoon all that is translated across is a string a of garbling...
Forum: Roleplaying 6 Apr 2002, 05:03
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent arrives on the bridge in a motorized wheel...

Intent arrives on the bridge in a motorized wheel chair and covered in a full body cast. Moving over to his COmm console he vainly tries to move his arms and press the buttons on the panel.

Giving...
Forum: Roleplaying 5 Apr 2002, 06:42
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
After being crushed by 10 high-pressure water...

After being crushed by 10 high-pressure water streams Intent stumbles off towards the medical bay to get 5 broken ribs, 1 broken arm, 1 broken leg and a slight concussion taken care of.

Limping...
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Apr 2002, 00:51
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Meanwhile down in the science lab or SSI...

Meanwhile down in the science lab or SSI equivalent...

Intent, being Intent, is whiling away the time by shoving various test tubes and beakers filled with colourful lizuids into a microwave....
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Mar 2002, 09:10
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
After coughing up several mouthfuls of inhaled...

After coughing up several mouthfuls of inhaled yogurt Intent recovers enough to realize he was just rescued twice...and if that wasn't enough of a shock one of his rescuers was Ginge! Understandably...
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Mar 2002, 06:33
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent hopes someone does something that will get...

Intent hopes someone does something that will get him out of the yogurt mass, he also hopes that this will happen really,really,really soon as the human anatomy is not designed to breathe yogurt and...
Forum: Roleplaying 26 Mar 2002, 10:41
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Walking onto the bridge Intent wanders over to...

Walking onto the bridge Intent wanders over to his console thing seeing some youghurt protuding from a nearby ventilation shaft.

"Ooooh Yohghurt! Yummy!"

Digging a finger into it fully...
Forum: Roleplaying 10 Mar 2002, 23:53
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Startled by the loud thump next to him Intent...

Startled by the loud thump next to him Intent jumps up in fright...and hits his head on the pipes above him. Sliding down the bulkhead he returns to a state of unconciousness once more.
Forum: Roleplaying 6 Mar 2002, 12:27
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Having been off the bridge for a while Intent...

Having been off the bridge for a while Intent takes the number 7 lift and walks on behind the viewscreen. Disorientated he walks into it and is shocked by the forcefield surrounding it. After he's...
Forum: Roleplaying 5 Mar 2002, 00:44
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
THe #6 turbolift comes to a halt at the...

THe #6 turbolift comes to a halt at the Astrometrics lab, the doors open to reveal a very woozy Comm Officer who stumbles out and collapses in the first available chair. Pressing the shiny buttons...
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Mar 2002, 06:15
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Skipping through the large and labyranthine...

Skipping through the large and labyranthine bowels of the SS Idiot, Intent opens all the doors he passes.This however has absolutely no effect on anything asa there is no-one dwon here to...
Forum: Roleplaying 1 Mar 2002, 03:53
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Seeing the whole tirinthi thing from an ice-cream...

Seeing the whole tirinthi thing from an ice-cream induced vision Intent hurries over to the armoury and places a big ol' fashioned padlock on the door. Dropping into engineering he then starts...
Forum: Roleplaying 26 Feb 2002, 23:57
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Bursting into the mess hall Intent starts to chow...

Bursting into the mess hall Intent starts to chow down on alll things ice-cream-like. After a few tries and a couple of broken teeth he works out which things are edible and which are made of...
Forum: Roleplaying 26 Feb 2002, 00:44
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Jolted out of his trance Intent takes off the...

Jolted out of his trance Intent takes off the headset and looks about for the thing that alerted him. Seeing nothing he plays back wo2's last message.

"Now free ice cream in the mes--"

Not...
Forum: Roleplaying 26 Feb 2002, 00:04
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Finishing with his act of electronic vandalism...

Finishing with his act of electronic vandalism Intent starts scanning the comm channels like he's supposed too. Finding a good radio station he plays it through his headset and zones out.
Forum: Roleplaying 25 Feb 2002, 05:03
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Crawling out from behind the viewscreen Intent...

Crawling out from behind the viewscreen Intent takes his seat at his newly spawned Comm console and starts changing intergalctic phone numbers.
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Feb 2002, 01:30
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent walks onto the bridge, well technically...

Intent walks onto the bridge, well technically its called unsteady staggering but walking is close enough.

Spotting the captain he weaves over in an unsteadt manner and makes eye contact, or tries...
Forum: Roleplaying 21 Feb 2002, 00:21
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
SLiding backwards along the hallway Intent makes...

SLiding backwards along the hallway Intent makes his way back past the Medibay and continues along to Engineering where he catches the lip of the Core well and slides around the rim getting very very...
Forum: Roleplaying 20 Feb 2002, 01:24
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
FInding Kama's advice not the tiniest bit...

FInding Kama's advice not the tiniest bit reassuring, mainly because they're both hurtiling around the hallway at odd angles and elevations. As the ship stops acting like a bucking bronco Intent...
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Feb 2002, 09:48
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Look how was I supposed to know he'd bleed acid...

"Look how was I supposed to know he'd bleed acid all over the place?"

"Acid..bleed...ARGH ITS JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE WITH THE ALIEN THAT GETS ONBOARD AND KILLS EVERYONE!!!"

Intent runs down the...
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Feb 2002, 04:46
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Running out of ways to draw this out Intent...

Running out of ways to draw this out Intent sticks Bakan in the medibay again and walks out seven seconds later with Bakan fully healed and conscious.

"Wow now that was close any longer and you...
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Feb 2002, 03:11
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent hits 'Enter' and waits a few moments for...

Intent hits 'Enter' and waits a few moments for the computer to give him the diagnosis.

<Stilted Digitzed Voice>
"The patient has contracted Gangrene, To cure remove all affected limbs"
...
Forum: Roleplaying 18 Feb 2002, 23:35
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent groans upon hearing the news.. Looks...

Intent groans upon hearing the news..

Looks at Bakan

"Oh Blarg, he's staining the rug"

Grabbing a hover sled that just happens to be nearby Intent loads Bakans battered body onto it and runs...
Forum: Roleplaying 18 Feb 2002, 07:07
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent whirls round and backhands whoever hit him...

Intent whirls round and backhands whoever hit him across the face.

"Oh its you Magus, I should have known"

Bakan collapses...

"Oh dear, doctor? doctor? doctor?..."

Thumbing on the comm...
Forum: Roleplaying 18 Feb 2002, 01:50
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"ok ok...No need to get hysterical, SHEESH!!" ...

"ok ok...No need to get hysterical, SHEESH!!"

Fiddles with a few buttons on the console...nothing happens.

Fiddles again...nothing happens.

Thumps the console liberally with his chair...
Forum: Roleplaying 18 Feb 2002, 01:21
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Ok..have you tried throwing cold water on it?" ...

"Ok..have you tried throwing cold water on it?"

Intent gets out a big book from under the console. '1001 ways to turn off a reactor thats going critical and threatening to destroy the ship by...
Forum: Roleplaying 18 Feb 2002, 01:10
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Oh I was wondering what that was" Walking...

"Oh I was wondering what that was"

Walking over to the comm panel he opens a channel to the distressed ship and talks to it soothingly trying to calm it down.
Forum: Roleplaying 17 Feb 2002, 02:07
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Putting down the permanent marker Intent looks at...

Putting down the permanent marker Intent looks at his completed picture.

"Wow it forms a landscape of Venice...cool"

Fiddling with a few buttons he manages to get hijmjself teleported to the...
Forum: Roleplaying 16 Feb 2002, 02:51
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Gah, stupid machine" Intent puts the boot...

"Gah, stupid machine"

Intent puts the boot into the console before heading down to the Astrometrics suite where he starts playing connect the dots.
Forum: Roleplaying 16 Feb 2002, 01:33
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Stalking onto the bridge dripping Mountain Dew...

Stalking onto the bridge dripping Mountain Dew and fuming in a most spectacular way Intent wanders over to the captains office.

"Look sir youve really gotta....do... Paul wheres the cap'n?"

Not...
Forum: Roleplaying 15 Feb 2002, 23:08
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Hurlting towards the soon to be removed...

Hurlting towards the soon to be removed turbolift..

"Mountain Dew,NOOOOO!"

<Loud crash followed by several 'pshhht' noises as cans are ruptured>

"Aaaw great and I just washed my uniform too"
Forum: Roleplaying 15 Feb 2002, 02:15
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Emerging from a pile of cables and other...

Emerging from a pile of cables and other technical stuff.

"Ah Midnight there you are, heres the gear stick that got ripped out of the navigation console."

Looking over his shoulder

"Umm...
Forum: Roleplaying 13 Feb 2002, 23:43
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Magus being incredibly tight lipped about the...

Magus being incredibly tight lipped about the notes, Intent walks into Engineering.

"Hey Midi I brought oyu the gear stick"

Waves it about fairly wildly

"Midnight?"

Looking for the...
Forum: Roleplaying 12 Feb 2002, 04:15
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
..."Its a blistering 80 degreesin the shade!!" ...

..."Its a blistering 80 degreesin the shade!!"

Before tossing you through the airlock and as you float in the blackness of space decompression takes hold and you swell to the size of the goodyear...
Forum: Roleplaying 12 Feb 2002, 00:37
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Noticing he has a 2nd shadow Intent turns around....

Noticing he has a 2nd shadow Intent turns around.

"Now look what do you thi--Ooo notes, anything about me in there?"

he crowds in on Magus trying to look over his shoulder, under his elbow,...
Forum: Roleplaying 11 Feb 2002, 21:31
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"What you think I mean to forcibly remove parts...

"What you think I mean to forcibly remove parts of the ship?"

Using a spare club-lock to keep the wheel locked and the Idiot going in a reasonably straight line, Intent walks down to engineering...
Forum: Roleplaying 11 Feb 2002, 09:35
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Now if I can just get it to.." Intent rips...

"Now if I can just get it to.."

Intent rips the gear stick out of its little box causing the Idiot to be stuck in 4th gear.

Over the comm badges again

"Ummm I'm afraid the ship cant go under...
Forum: Roleplaying 11 Feb 2002, 01:02
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
The ship lurches violently for a few moments...

The ship lurches violently for a few moments before righting itself. As everyone recovers a horrible grinding sound fills the air and the smell of burning rubber accompanies it.

Over the comm...
Forum: Roleplaying 10 Feb 2002, 02:24
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Walking onto the bridge Intent pulls the odd...

Walking onto the bridge Intent pulls the odd piece of metal out of his comm console and plays some ocean noises through the comm badges.
Forum: Roleplaying 9 Feb 2002, 02:36
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Waking up alone, Intent heads back to his room...

Waking up alone, Intent heads back to his room for a lay down.
Forum: Roleplaying 7 Feb 2002, 06:52
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Stars? We're stick in a door and all you can say...

"Stars? We're stick in a door and all you can say is ... Oooo spots"

Intent passes out from lack of air and faints, still wedged between wo2 and the door frame.
Forum: Roleplaying 6 Feb 2002, 02:10
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"OOOOooooo Its so dark in he- *cough hack wheeze*...

"OOOOooooo Its so dark in he- *cough hack wheeze* Where is all that smoke coming from? ARGH! Fire! Ow ow ow hot hot hot"

Loud banging sounds come from the left wall.
Forum: Roleplaying 6 Feb 2002, 00:31
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent's ghostly wailing echoes throughout the...

Intent's ghostly wailing echoes throughout the ship

"I'm so loooooonelyyyyyy"
Forum: Roleplaying 5 Feb 2002, 03:14
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
After doing his little dissapearing trick Intent...

After doing his little dissapearing trick Intent appears in a very confined space, entangled in a lot of wires.

And its dark.

Having no idea where he is he starts making noises to alert someone...
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Feb 2002, 05:51
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Thats it, Theres a good err Cyborg thing or...

"Thats it, Theres a good err Cyborg thing or whatever, Now put the gun down"

Turning around Intent notices a very distinct lack of red uniforms as well as a large object hurtling towards him with...
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Feb 2002, 03:05
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
On the opposite side of the ship Intent and 5...

On the opposite side of the ship Intent and 5 Security ensigns are trying to talk wo2 into ceasing his attack.

"Why dont you come down We've got apples and caviar and some orange stuff that...
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Feb 2002, 13:17
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent walks out of the Armoury carrying the...

Intent walks out of the Armoury carrying the biggest gun he could carry. Heading back to the exit he see's the tube and the Fluffie trapped therein.

Feeling pity for the imprisoned individual he...
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Feb 2002, 12:58
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent watches as all the senior officers leave...

Intent watches as all the senior officers leave the ship in one's and two's

"Kay I'll stay here and keep an eye on the ship"

Ordering a dispenible pair of security ensigns to stand guard,...
Forum: Roleplaying 1 Feb 2002, 23:47
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Climbing out the airlock Intent makes his way...

Climbing out the airlock Intent makes his way around the back of the ship and attempts to push start it.
Forum: Roleplaying 1 Feb 2002, 23:24
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent suddenly perks up "Captain we are...

Intent suddenly perks up

"Captain we are being hailed"

Large bits of ice start hitting the ship.
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Jan 2002, 02:26
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent gets sucked 2 feet across the room during...

Intent gets sucked 2 feet across the room during the time the window was open. Picking himself off the floor he walks over to wo2 intending to deliver a good tongue thrashing but passes out due to...
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Jan 2002, 22:59
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent affects not to notice this and continues...

Intent affects not to notice this and continues to look busy.
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Jan 2002, 22:48
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Hey this book is written in Gibberish, Take a...

"Hey this book is written in Gibberish, Take a look at this"

Intent shows to anyone who's interested that the book is filled with random lettering and different fonts.

Throwing it away with...
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Jan 2002, 22:39
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
As the tractor claw releases the bin it falls ot...

As the tractor claw releases the bin it falls ot its side and spews nice clean garbage over the dirty bay floor.

Incidentally Intent emerges from the debris holding what appears to be a guide book...
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Jan 2002, 04:24
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent watches as Oscar's head is ripped apart by...

Intent watches as Oscar's head is ripped apart by a large Harpoon ending his speech about the evils of pest control.

"Thank god thats over"

Starts digging through the refuse and is soon...
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Jan 2002, 22:49
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent Meanwhile has struck up a guarded...

Intent Meanwhile has struck up a guarded conversation with some green humanoid named Oscar, and he's not very happy with Intent's arrival.
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Jan 2002, 04:01
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Looking over his shoulder Intent sees one of the...

Looking over his shoulder Intent sees one of the mobsters get thrown back by a large harpoon.

"Oh No Captain Ahab is chasing me as well!"

Picking up his pace he blazes round the corner to...
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Jan 2002, 00:08
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
On a large floating spacedock to the Idiot's...

On a large floating spacedock to the Idiot's immediate left....No no other left, A large mob complete with flaming torches and pitchforks is chasing Intent through Vert-68.

Faint cries of "For the...
Forum: Roleplaying 28 Jan 2002, 00:05
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
At this point Intent's voice comes over the comm...

At this point Intent's voice comes over the comm channel.

"Umm would somebody mine picking me up soon, like now. there's a large group of technician like technicians chasing me for using the blue...
Forum: Roleplaying 27 Jan 2002, 00:34
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Meanwhile the Space Lorry Intent hitched a ride...

Meanwhile the Space Lorry Intent hitched a ride on has pulled up in Fuchisa G-8 where he has disembarked and looking for a radio transmitter. Well actually he's looking for a map but if anyone asks...
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Jan 2002, 21:50
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
A star truck zooms past the Idiot almost running...

A star truck zooms past the Idiot almost running it off the ... err space that its flying in.

As it moves away Intent can be seen sitting in the back attempting to get a cob of space-corn through...
Forum: Roleplaying 20 Jan 2002, 01:38
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Well, Kama's still in charge, and Midnight is...

Well, Kama's still in charge, and Midnight is still trying to keep the ship in one piece.
Demon Dave is the navigator, Griffyn's leading the fighter squad, Magus and lestat are....err..employed I...
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Jan 2002, 23:44
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Watching as the Idiot becomes very small indeed...

Watching as the Idiot becomes very small indeed Intent uses the suits maneuvering jets to make his way to a nearby asteroid.

Sticks out his thumb trying to hitch a ride.
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Jan 2002, 12:59
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent finishes reading the manual and quickly...

Intent finishes reading the manual and quickly runs off the bridge towards the airlock grabbing a pressured suit on the way.
Releasing the valve and opening the lock he steps into the void and...
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Jan 2002, 02:16
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
In case of Red Alert do the following A)...

In case of Red Alert do the following

A) Immediately go to workstation



"Check"
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Jan 2002, 01:25
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Thats coz you were reading the "Revised...

Thats coz you were reading the "Revised Navigation Officer's Manual"

I'm reading the Original "Comm Officer Manual", besides I always do what the pamphlets say. ")
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Jan 2002, 00:11
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Step 1 Sit at the comm console and make sure...

Step 1

Sit at the comm console and make sure all equipment is where its
supposed to be, place headphones on your head for instance.

Step 2

Always look at your screen except when addressed...
Forum: Roleplaying 18 Jan 2002, 23:22
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Noticing the little signal on the bridge that...

Noticing the little signal on the bridge that alerts one to the activation of a red alert. Ie, All the red strobe lighting and "Red Alert" being repeated over and over.

Intent gets out his "how to...
Forum: Roleplaying 18 Jan 2002, 02:56
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"No Billy doesnt live here....no....I said no,...

"No Billy doesnt live here....no....I said no, take your stupid aluminum siding and bugger off"

closing the comm channel Intent marks down another stroke next to the other 12,854.
Deciding to...
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Jan 2002, 12:32
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent looks at the new viewscreen "Oooh...

Intent looks at the new viewscreen

"Oooh shiny"

Grabbing the remote he flicks it on to a 24 hour weather station.
Quite boring really the station just sits in the middle of the screen rotating...
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Jan 2002, 11:55
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent finishes the rest of Coca-Cola, sighing...

Intent finishes the rest of Coca-Cola, sighing appreciatively he collects the laser and walks through the still glowing metal of the hole he cut in the adjoining rooms wall.
Depositing the laser...
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Jan 2002, 03:45
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Standing at the locked up galley Intent hits his...

Standing at the locked up galley Intent hits his comm badge.

"Midnight is there any chance of opening the cafeteria any time soon?"
Forum: Roleplaying 1 Jan 2002, 22:41
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Gee this seems familiar..." Walking over to...

"Gee this seems familiar..."

Walking over to the weapons console Intent fires the main torpedo/laser/large guns that make things explode at the planet, almost exactly recreating the event that...
Forum: Roleplaying 1 Jan 2002, 08:56
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Walking back onto the bridge with the remains of...

Walking back onto the bridge with the remains of 2 large pizzas Intent heads over to where everyone is standing about holding organic fibres.

"Whatcha doin' ?"
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Dec 2001, 06:42
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent waits by the airlock for the pizza...

Intent waits by the airlock for the pizza delivery guy holding a stopwatch.

"He's not gonna make it"

putting away his wallet Intent puts on the irate customer expression.
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Dec 2001, 10:37
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Yes that's 2 large Carnivore supremes" <Insert...

"Yes that's 2 large Carnivore supremes"
<Insert telephone babble>
"Address?....Uh.."

Intent moves over to the window and takes a quick look

"I'm going past a big blue planet...
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Dec 2001, 08:01
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Ceasing his bawling for the second time Intent...

Ceasing his bawling for the second time Intent puts on the comm station's headphones and scans the frequencies for any signals.
Being incompetant he ignores 12 distress signals thinking they're...
Forum: Roleplaying 27 Dec 2001, 06:51
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent plods onto the bridge with puffy eyes. ...

Intent plods onto the bridge with puffy eyes.
Sufficienty recovered from the crash in the holo-suite he'll be ok as long as no one mentions golfing for a while.
Sitting at the comm console he puts...
Forum: Roleplaying 26 Dec 2001, 08:47
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
MIdnights use of the Teleporter causes Intents...

MIdnights use of the Teleporter causes Intents golf course to crash effectively destroying all his work which wasnt backed up.

He breaks down into tears and drags himself to his quarters.
Forum: Roleplaying 26 Dec 2001, 02:54
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Dave? I dont know any Daves, met a Harry once he...

"Dave? I dont know any Daves, met a Harry once he was with Fred I think....."

After an uncomfterble silence Intent heads bac kdown to the holo-suite and resumes his work on the mini-golf course.
Forum: Roleplaying 26 Dec 2001, 02:42
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Knew I forgot something" Pressing a button...

"Knew I forgot something"

Pressing a button on the console causes the crane to crush the fighter even more.

"Oops!"

Intent hits the crane release
Forum: Roleplaying 26 Dec 2001, 02:06
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent is sitting in the bridge looking rather...

Intent is sitting in the bridge looking rather spiff in his new Comm Officer uniform.

"Crane? just a sec"

Raiding the Captain's store of tokens he moves the crane out of the docking bay and...
Forum: Roleplaying 25 Dec 2001, 02:09
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Dave don't blow up the science officer!...I'll...

Dave don't blow up the science officer!...I'll tell you why later when I find a reason.

The exhaust vent starts spewing steam which highlights all the flashing blue and red light coming out of the...
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Dec 2001, 06:37
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"What that vent?" Intent shrugs and unloads...

"What that vent?"

Intent shrugs and unloads 2 NO2 torpedoes at the vent.

"Umm isn't shooting the reactor slightly...err... on the unhealthy side of life?"
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Dec 2001, 02:49
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent dissapears into a trench and after doging...

Intent dissapears into a trench and after doging various nasty things being shot at him and reaching the end looks about

"Hmm no exhaust port"

pulling up he then dives into another with the...
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Dec 2001, 02:33
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
2 Tie fighters drop in behind Intent who dives...

2 Tie fighters drop in behind Intent who dives down towrds the surface of the Ball and begins weaving in and out of various protubences on the surface.
Unable to lose them he calls over thier comm...
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Dec 2001, 02:06
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Blips appear on Intents radar "Incoming...

Blips appear on Intents radar

"Incoming fighters!!"

Zooming off after them he catches up with a few craft that resemble bow-ties...in fact they are bow-ties. Complete with flashy sequins.
...
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Dec 2001, 00:05
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent powers down his fighter and pops the...

Intent powers down his fighter and pops the hatch.
Climbing out he hurries off down the corridors to the bridge.
Looking about he spots the bay controls on a console and ignoring all protocols...
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Dec 2001, 23:54
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Don't bother I know everyone's mentality, me...

"Don't bother I know everyone's mentality, me included, I was just wondering"

Climbing into the ****pit of a nearby starfighter Intent fires up the engines and makes ready to leave the bay.
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Dec 2001, 23:37
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
At the announcement Intent looks up from his half...

At the announcement Intent looks up from his half finished windmill.
Grumbling he leaves everything half done and walks out of the room.
Arriving at the fighter bay he walks up to Kama
"Why do we...
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Dec 2001, 23:27
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Putter, now what does that remind me of?" ...

"Putter, now what does that remind me of?"
Intent heads over to the replicator and makes one. Making his way to the holo-deck he starts designing a course for mini-golf.
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Dec 2001, 23:01
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent mopes as he's passed over and doesnt get a...

Intent mopes as he's passed over and doesnt get a shiny new position.
"Oh well I'll just putter about making myself useful"
Intent heads back to his quaters and puts on REM's greatest singles.
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Dec 2001, 13:40
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
"Talking you say..I don't know but I will check" ...

"Talking you say..I don't know but I will check"

Intent walks over to Kama and rolls him over

"Cap'n this guy here says the bridge was talking not long ago, Is that a bad thing?"
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Dec 2001, 02:46
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Arriving at the docking bay Intent cuts a hole in...

Arriving at the docking bay Intent cuts a hole in the wall and sees the SS Idiot.

"bout time too"

behind him is an endless series of holes. Stepping inside Intent heads to the bridge and is...
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Dec 2001, 02:29
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent regains his wits and looking about seems...

Intent regains his wits and looking about seems hes lost everyone ...bugger.
Deciding to head back to the ship he uses the laser to cut a hole in the wall and steps through.
Forum: Roleplaying 22 Dec 2001, 06:34
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
After spending many frustrating seconds...

After spending many frustrating seconds attempting to open the laser and having old obsolete computer equipment fall on him, Intent's patience snaps and comes dangerously close to taking out Kama's...
Forum: Roleplaying 22 Dec 2001, 02:57
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent emerges from the offal holding a cyclic...

Intent emerges from the offal holding a cyclic amplified photon emitter, or as its more commonly know as, an industrial laser.

Grabbing a piece of nearby scrap metal he starts to pry the casing...
Forum: Roleplaying 22 Dec 2001, 02:47
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
The hold on Intent's leg is released after the...

The hold on Intent's leg is released after the electrical charges move through the water.

"Short Circuit, short circuit.."

Intent stares about the now smaller room.

"Aha! I've got it!"
...
Forum: Roleplaying 21 Dec 2001, 12:36
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Kicking his leg trying shake whatever is holding...

Kicking his leg trying shake whatever is holding it Intent continues to study the small room looking for an egress.

"Is it just me or does the ceiling seem lower to you?"
Forum: Roleplaying 21 Dec 2001, 05:40
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Finishing his examination of the wall and finding...

Finishing his examination of the wall and finding nothing, (lucky for the wall since Intent doent have a medical doctorate), he walks over to one of the others and gets about halfway before tripping...
Forum: Roleplaying 20 Dec 2001, 23:22
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Stunned by the captain's apparent lack of concern...

Stunned by the captain's apparent lack of concern for his wellbeing, Intent only begins to move once he remembers he cant breathe underwater.
Surfacing with a splutter he examines a wall for any...
Forum: Roleplaying 20 Dec 2001, 05:54
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent stares angrily at the control panels,...

Intent stares angrily at the control panels, mocking him with thier flashing lights and incessant beeping, calmly ignoring everything around them while he must suffer the infernal torture of loud...
Forum: Roleplaying 20 Dec 2001, 02:52
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent is still unable to get some sleep BECAUSE...

Intent is still unable to get some sleep BECAUSE OF THAT BLOODY DISCO MUSIC!!!

Tired, cranky and wearing a night-cap Intent stumbles through the ship, out the airlock, and into the control room...
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Dec 2001, 01:30
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent, still pondering his last post, watches as...

Intent, still pondering his last post, watches as the Construction Mech walks by.

"That'll do"

Heading into his quaters Intent jumps into his bed and tries to sleep.
Every couple of minutes...
Forum: Roleplaying 17 Dec 2001, 11:59
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent reaches his assigned quarters without any...

Intent reaches his assigned quarters without any strange incidents....which, given where he is, is a strange incident... sooooo....

<Thinks hard for a few moments>

Deciding to nip this...
Forum: Roleplaying 17 Dec 2001, 10:40
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent looks on bored as writing makes its way...

Intent looks on bored as writing makes its way across the fake viewscreen

"The Matrix has you.."

Fed up with being trapped in the bridge with no-one else and no way out, Intent bangs his head...
Forum: Roleplaying 16 Dec 2001, 09:46
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent, still trapped on the holo-deck, gives up...

Intent, still trapped on the holo-deck, gives up on trying to exit through the holographic door.
By now he has also exhausted other means of egress as well, ie the other door, the turbolift and the...
Forum: Roleplaying 8 Dec 2001, 22:42
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent hears Kama's annoucement unsure, whether...

Intent hears Kama's annoucement unsure, whether he's senior or indeed personel, Intent heads to the Airlock....or would if the door wasn't a hologram.
Forum: Roleplaying 8 Dec 2001, 10:59
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent stands in the holo-deck shouting into the...

Intent stands in the holo-deck shouting into the fake comm thingie that the ship is being blown apart and he needs some help/assistance/anything even remotely helpful.
And gets no answer.
Forum: Roleplaying 7 Dec 2001, 21:26
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
In the holo-deck Intent has very nearly destroyed...

In the holo-deck Intent has very nearly destroyed his nerves as many Lime Green alien cruisers are firing on the ship.

Curled up in the foetal position,

"we're all gonna die"
Forum: Roleplaying 7 Dec 2001, 05:40
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
OOC-- ok just for Magus...and anyone else who...

OOC-- ok just for Magus...and anyone else who might, possibly, maybe be confused.

1) Kama and Geiger are in the galley
2) Midnight is in Engineering
3) Ginge is...somewhere
4) I'm currently in...
Forum: Roleplaying 7 Dec 2001, 00:37
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Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent gets a slight tingly feeling, looking...

Intent gets a slight tingly feeling, looking around he sees nothing out of the ordinary, shrugging he turns back to see the giant mother goose heading towards the ship, its great beaky maw opens to...
Forum: Roleplaying 6 Dec 2001, 22:36
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Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent tries to manaeuver the ship so he can get...

Intent tries to manaeuver the ship so he can get a good look at the goose, but since his console is a hologram nothing happens.
Conesquently its showing unrealistic data, ie the goose and such, and...
Forum: Roleplaying 6 Dec 2001, 00:49
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent sighs aprreciatively as the bridge...

Intent sighs aprreciatively as the bridge quietens once more, turning back to the nava-computer Intent is startled to realise the SS Idiot is now in the quoodle-pack-pack system and that a large...
Forum: Roleplaying 6 Dec 2001, 00:10
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent heads back to the Navigation console and...

Intent heads back to the Navigation console and is sad to notice all the dots except the green one and a red one are gone. Starting to sob klaxons sound on the bridge and red strobe lights start to...
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Dec 2001, 22:25
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent manages to find a shower back in his room,...

Intent manages to find a shower back in his room, and after appropriating a navigtors uniform for a change of clothing rinses of the Italian food, changes and heads back up to the bridge.
Noticing...
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Dec 2001, 03:38
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent sits in the galley, still covered in pasta...

Intent sits in the galley, still covered in pasta and Neopolitana sauce.
Shaking himself put of his stunned state Intent looks around for a shower or spaceship equivalent
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Dec 2001, 00:15
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
His stomach roused by the idea of some pasta...

His stomach roused by the idea of some pasta Intent heads back to the galley and whips some up, being very generous with the garlic and parmesan cheese
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Dec 2001, 21:39
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent tires of his game so he de-repliates the...

Intent tires of his game so he de-repliates the hoop and the burger, and replicates some gatorade but gets coke which is infinately better.
Wandering down the hallway to his room Intent sees Kama...
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Dec 2001, 11:14
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent sits at a table eating his burger, which...

Intent sits at a table eating his burger, which is chewy, very chewy.
Examining it closely he sees that it is actually made of rubber.
Intent replicates up a basketball hoop sticks it on the wall...
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Dec 2001, 04:13
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Back on the bridge Intent turns off the ships...

Back on the bridge Intent turns off the ships video log and switches the viewscreen to show what's currently in fornt of the Idiot..
Seeing absolutely nothing of interest, he heads to the galley and...
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Dec 2001, 00:41
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent returns to normal as the cure wheezes...

Intent returns to normal as the cure wheezes through the vents.
Wondering what he's doing in this hallway he heads back towards the turbolift
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Nov 2001, 23:07
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Thoroughly fooled by the fly Intent chases after...

Thoroughly fooled by the fly Intent chases after it with ever increasing speed.
Soon he is out of sight and is dashing pell-mell down the corridors of the ship.
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Nov 2001, 22:21
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
After spending many an hour catching the fly...

After spending many an hour catching the fly Intent crawls out of Engineering looking for other edible insects that may be on the Idiot
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Nov 2001, 05:05
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Tracking a particularly juicy fly Intent walks...

Tracking a particularly juicy fly Intent walks into engineering and starts chasing it round the room, attempting to catch it on his rather normal and short tongue
Forum: Roleplaying 27 Nov 2001, 09:15
Replies: 2,800
Views: 155,553
Posted By Maniacal_Intent
Intent's messed up brain suddenly thinks its...

Intent's messed up brain suddenly thinks its evolved a bit and he now assumes he's an amphibian type creature...

Intent prowls the bridge looking for flies
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