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Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 01:05
Replies: 11
Views: 3,324
Posted By Amoril
You are so stupid.

You are so stupid.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 00:39
Replies: 12
Views: 3,337
Posted By Amoril
In my flat it's still May and it's gonna stay...

In my flat it's still May and it's gonna stay that way for some time to come*.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 00:36
Replies: 13
Views: 3,350
Posted By Amoril
People who don't get hangovers don't try hard...

People who don't get hangovers don't try hard enough at drinking.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 00:28
Replies: 29
Views: 3,782
Posted By Amoril
I have 'Enema of the State'. I like it...

I have 'Enema of the State'.

I like it (despite the abuse i get from my friends because of it).

I dont own any other Blink albums as im afraid of further abuse (which i feel would be warranted...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 00:22
Replies: 11
Views: 3,324
Posted By Amoril
Mind over Matter

I am currently 'aff' the bevy (past week and a half) in an attempt to fit more comfortably into my kilt for my cousins wedding in two weeks time (the kilt was given to me for my 18th and i've had...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2003, 00:00
Replies: 4
Views: 2,615
Posted By Amoril
Looking at the thread title again i can see how...

Looking at the thread title again i can see how you could make that mistake.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:56
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
Eh?

Eh?
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:54
Replies: 4
Views: 2,615
Posted By Amoril
I amuse myself

<Mum-walking-past-me-> You're not still on the internet are you?!

<Me> No.

<Mum-walking-past-me-> Really?

<Me> Don't be silly. Of course i'm still on the internet.
...
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:49
Replies: 17
Views: 3,658
Posted By Amoril
I was thinking that.

I was thinking that.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:43
Replies: 17
Views: 3,658
Posted By Amoril
BTW does the public get any say in this? If...

BTW does the public get any say in this?

If so i would actually register my support for Mr Armstrong.

However i hope that the public doesn't get a say in it as they are by and large stupid and...
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:41
Replies: 17
Views: 3,658
Posted By Amoril
My point exactly. John Sargent was/is wank. ...

My point exactly.

John Sargent was/is wank.

Alex Armstrong all the way.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:39
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
An Infected Dick Syndrome

An Infected Dick Syndrome
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:25
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
Stupid Person...

Stupid Person (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=auto+immune+deficiency+syndrome)
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:24
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
Stupid Person...

Stupid Person (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=auto+immune+deficiency+syndrome)
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:21
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
Nod stated that AIDS is something which acts on...

Nod stated that AIDS is something which acts on the immune system.

It's not.

AIDS is what happens when HIV acts on the immune system.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:12
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
!WRONG! AIDS doesnt have...

!WRONG!







AIDS doesnt have a 'detrimental effect' on the immune system.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:05
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
He's not acting like he does.

He's not acting like he does.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:05
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
NIL POINTS FOR BRITAIN! Now that's what i...

NIL POINTS FOR BRITAIN!

Now that's what i call entertaining viewing.

Unfortunately we dont get relegated tho so there is a cloud attached to this silver lining.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 22:57
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
Here's Hoping you're wrong.

Here's Hoping you're wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 22:56
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
Do you know what 'AIDS' stands for?

Do you know what 'AIDS' stands for?
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 22:55
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
Thank you Estonia.

Thank you Estonia.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 22:54
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
BTW am i correct in thinking that the country...

BTW am i correct in thinking that the country with the fewest points is out of the contest the next year?

If that's the case is Europe trying to 'punish' Britain for The Gulf War MK II?!

If...
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 22:51
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
Come on Latvia just 1 point is all that's needed...

Come on Latvia just 1 point is all that's needed (well atm anyway).
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 22:38
Replies: 38
Views: 4,248
Posted By Amoril
Here's Hoping

That Jemini get no points.

That the shame of being on Eurovision and being rejected is too much for them.

That they start abusing pain killers to dull the shame.

That using pain killers...
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 22:05
Replies: 9
Views: 2,909
Posted By Amoril
He doesn't need to act in the Matrix films.

He doesn't need to act in the Matrix films.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2003, 15:39
Replies: 24
Views: 3,460
Posted By Amoril
Anyways people i have to go off to non-computer...

Anyways people i have to go off to non-computer land now.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2003, 15:37
Replies: 24
Views: 3,460
Posted By Amoril
NO YOU'RE GAY!

NO YOU'RE GAY!
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2003, 15:36
Replies: 24
Views: 2,916
Posted By Amoril
Re: Kurashima

It's not something you should be boasting about.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2003, 15:35
Replies: 24
Views: 3,460
Posted By Amoril
STOP BEING GAY!

STOP BEING GAY!
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2003, 15:20
Replies: 24
Views: 3,460
Posted By Amoril
It's what comes from being super-heterosexual. ...

It's what comes from being super-heterosexual.

The ability to detect 'gayness' that is.

It's like Superman with Kryptonite.

I know something is gay because i feel sick when i'm in its...
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2003, 15:06
Replies: 24
Views: 3,460
Posted By Amoril
'The Gay'

'The Gay'
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2003, 17:43
Replies: 10
Views: 1,950
Posted By Amoril
It certainly seems that way.

It certainly seems that way.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2003, 17:39
Replies: 10
Views: 1,950
Posted By Amoril
I've got nothing to panic about so i doubt it's...

I've got nothing to panic about so i doubt it's that.

Also it's been going on for a while now (i don't think panic attacks last this long).

Asthma wise ... i had weak asthma triggered by colds...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2003, 16:54
Replies: 10
Views: 1,950
Posted By Amoril
Worrying state of affairs

I'm having to pant just to get enough air into my lungs to keep living.

This is seriously 'not cool'.

I don't even smoke and i haven't just done some exercise so i can't explain it :(
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2003, 06:25
Replies: 20
Views: 2,251
Posted By Amoril
No WAR in Iraq

Because it's a bad idea.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2003, 06:19
Replies: 41
Views: 3,046
Posted By Amoril
I don't understand why you aren't a believer.

I don't understand why you aren't a believer.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2003, 06:03
Replies: 41
Views: 3,046
Posted By Amoril
I could have gone if i wanted to ... i just didnt...

I could have gone if i wanted to ... i just didnt want to.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2003, 05:59
Replies: 41
Views: 3,046
Posted By Amoril
Cambridge is the best Uni in Britain. Then...

Cambridge is the best Uni in Britain.

Then Imperial.

Then Oxford.



'Apparantly'.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2003, 05:55
Replies: 41
Views: 3,046
Posted By Amoril
I feel superior

Because i am superior.

I was talking to a couple of my friends tonight.

One of them is doing a Masters at Imperial (the second best Uni in Britain).

Another is doing a Masters at Imperial...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 19:29
Replies: 12
Views: 2,137
Posted By Amoril
Re: Mazda RX8

If it's not this then i'm just not interested. (http://autos.yahoo.com/newcars/details/ferrari02360modena/spiderf1//trim_overview.html?refsr=autos/model)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 18:51
Replies: 22
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Views: 3,782
Posted By Amoril


Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 17:35
Replies: 7
Views: 2,668
Posted By Amoril
Re: Re: Re: Amoril

Saying it like that makes it sound like i didn't announce that i was changing my nick for a bit and instead tried to keep it a secret in an attempt to fool everyone.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 17:29
Replies: 54
Views: 6,842
Posted By Amoril
There are two Girls names on that list so unless...

There are two Girls names on that list so unless queerhomofag men have started changing their names by deed poll it's a lying fake website which shouldn't be trusted!
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 17:25
Replies: 61
Views: 5,526
Posted By Amoril
I think the real you is Gay.

I think the real you is Gay.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 06:08
Replies: 7
Views: 1,960
Posted By Amoril
So you wait

and you wait and you wait and you wait.

And days go by and seasons turn and years pass.

And again and again you wonder when the opportunity will come.

Your chance to 'achieve greatness'.
...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 05:10
Replies: 36
Views: 2,586
Posted By Amoril
Fish have feelings too!

Fish have feelings too!
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 04:55
Replies: 23
Views: 3,113
Posted By Amoril
If i was capable of it i would be crying now.

If i was capable of it i would be crying now.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 02:09
Replies: 6
Views: 2,555
Posted By Amoril
Have you:

- Read 'American Psycho'

- Seen the film of the same title

- Read 'The Rules of Attraction'

- Seen the film of the same title

If you've done all 4 how does 'The Rules of Attraction'...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 02:04
Replies: 23
Views: 3,113
Posted By Amoril
Welcome to GD.

Welcome to GD.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 02:02
Replies: 54
Views: 6,842
Posted By Amoril
I'll come only if Nod is there.

I'll come only if Nod is there.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 01:29
Replies: 5
Views: 2,615
Posted By Amoril
Actually it was 'American Psycho' but it might...

Actually it was 'American Psycho' but it might have been radiohead too.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 01:27
Replies: 23
Views: 3,113
Posted By Amoril


Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 01:12
Replies: 23
Views: 3,113
Posted By Amoril
Re-read my post you dumb bitch!

Re-read my post you dumb bitch!
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 00:58
Replies: 23
Views: 3,113
Posted By Amoril
Or if you're male.

Or if you're male.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 00:55
Replies: 23
Views: 3,113
Posted By Amoril


Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 00:54
Replies: 9
Views: 2,597
Posted By Amoril
lies

lies
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 00:45
Replies: 9
Views: 2,597
Posted By Amoril
PAEDOPHILES ARE PEOPLE TOO!

PAEDOPHILES ARE PEOPLE TOO!
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 00:39
Replies: 23
Views: 3,113
Posted By Amoril
Re: The gay thing

I beg to differ.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 00:30
Replies: 5
Views: 2,615
Posted By Amoril
'This is not an Exit'

.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 00:02
Replies: 2
Views: 2,389
Posted By Amoril
My 'Thought for the Day' (from earlier this week)

Apparantly 'Guardian Angels' exist (if you are a Christian).

They help guide you and make your life nicer etc.

Anyways ... My thought was 'What about Guardian Demons?'

You know 'entities'...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 15:21
Replies: 6
Nod
Views: 2,781
Posted By Amoril
Ive gtg now. Nod phone me tonight (you have...

Ive gtg now.

Nod phone me tonight (you have my number).

After 22:30.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 15:19
Replies: 18
Cm4
Views: 3,304
Posted By Amoril
WHO WOULD SAY SUCH A THING?

WHO WOULD SAY SUCH A THING?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 15:14
Replies: 18
Cm4
Views: 3,304
Posted By Amoril
CM4 is Gay. You are Gay too Torz. It's...

CM4 is Gay.

You are Gay too Torz.

It's like magnets ... like repels.

That's why your experiencing 'difficulties' with it.

Kura's having the same problems too.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 15:03
Replies: 6
Nod
Views: 2,781
Posted By Amoril
Nod

Get on irc now pls i need to ask/tell you something before i leave.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 14:31
Replies: 20
Views: 3,023
Posted By Amoril
I wouldn't actually.

I wouldn't actually.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 14:23
Replies: 20
Views: 3,023
Posted By Amoril
Getting text messages from your ex is no longer...

Getting text messages from your ex is no longer the issue here.

Your G/F looking through your private stuff (ie your text messages) is.

Have a serious talk to her about how you 'expect...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 03:02
Replies: 8
Views: 2,638
Posted By Amoril
Quick Summary: Kura jerks off whilst thinking...

Quick Summary: Kura jerks off whilst thinking about himself
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 02:51
Replies: 8
Views: 2,638
Posted By Amoril
**** off Kura you narcasstic ****.

**** off Kura you narcasstic ****.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 00:54
Replies: 14
Views: 2,690
Posted By Amoril
Recently i think.

Recently i think.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 00:22
Replies: 19
Views: 3,188
Posted By Amoril
Re: Re: The perfect storm

>insert racist comment from me here<
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 00:01
Replies: 20
Views: 3,633
Posted By Amoril
**** you fatty!

**** you fatty!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 23:47
Replies: 20
Views: 3,633
Posted By Amoril
Yeah my fantasy world is where i'm most...

Yeah my fantasy world is where i'm most comfortable whereas your are most comfortable in a swimming pool where the buoyancy of the water helps aleviate the terrible force your ****ing fat waste of...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 23:42
Replies: 14
Views: 3,269
Posted By Amoril
Hey, that's illegal so i would be like so totally...

Hey, that's illegal so i would be like so totally not doing it or something.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 23:36
Replies: 20
Views: 3,633
Posted By Amoril
I suspect that i wouldn't notice you doing it...

I suspect that i wouldn't notice you doing it either as this scenario would only take place IN YOUR HEAD!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 23:35
Replies: 14
Views: 3,269
Posted By Amoril
I watch TV all the time.

I watch TV all the time.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 23:33
Replies: 20
Views: 3,633
Posted By Amoril
"**** off and mind my own business"

"**** off and mind my own business"
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 23:32
Replies: 20
Views: 3,633
Posted By Amoril
You might want to but you know you cant you...

You might want to but you know you cant you ****ing pigeon chested ****.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 23:31
Replies: 19
Views: 3,188
Posted By Amoril
I had zero inclination to watch that film.

I had zero inclination to watch that film.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 23:28
Replies: 20
Views: 3,633
Posted By Amoril
Kura's a ****ing prick that's why.

Kura's a ****ing prick that's why.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 23:23
Replies: 20
Views: 3,633
Posted By Amoril
**** you!

**** you!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 23:19
Replies: 14
Views: 2,690
Posted By Amoril
Deffeh

What brought about what appears to be 'everyone' hating on him?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 23:16
Replies: 20
Views: 3,633
Posted By Amoril
I hope you lose.

I hope you lose.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 20:00
Replies: 35
Views: 3,608
Posted By Amoril
Damn, someone beat me to making an F1 thread :(

Damn, someone beat me to making an F1 thread :(
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 19:16
Replies: 26
Views: 3,526
Posted By Amoril
What's this got to do with 'worldly affairs'? ...

What's this got to do with 'worldly affairs'?

People go to Africa and tell the populace about the dangers of HIV.

By and large the Africans seem to be ignoring that advice :shrug:
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 19:09
Replies: 26
Views: 3,526
Posted By Amoril
If you're told that there is a very high chance...

If you're told that there is a very high chance you will get HIV if you take intravanous 'recreational' drugs or practise unprotected sex* and then you go ahead and do either anyway and then you do...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 20:29
Replies: 17
Views: 2,987
Posted By Amoril
Yes. Go. They are good like...

Yes.

Go.

They are good like marshmallows.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 20:21
Replies: 10
Views: 3,020
Posted By Amoril
You know why that is? Nobody likes a homo! ...

You know why that is?

Nobody likes a homo!

That's why
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 18:00
Replies: 76
Views: 7,809
Posted By Amoril
Rule 1 (abreviated version) No women on...

Rule 1 (abreviated version)


No women on the internet.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 17:59
Replies: 10
\o/
Views: 2,838
Posted By Amoril
Kura's work sweepstake Grand National horse...

Kura's work sweepstake Grand National horse obviously didn't win.

Poor Kura.

Poor, poor bitter Kura.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 17:54
Replies: 10
\o/
Views: 2,838
Posted By Amoril
\o/

First time in ****ing forever i had a bet.

It was a sweepstake at work on the Grand National (i normally dont bet but didnt want to appear to be a tight bastard ... ie not being willing to pay £2...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 17:20
Replies: 11
Views: 2,688
Posted By Amoril
Re: Some Midday Humour

So your saying that having sex 3 times is as "equally impress[ive]" as having sex 5 times?!

I think you are.

Why are they Honeymooning in Antigua anyway?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 17:15
Replies: 20
Views: 3,180
Posted By Amoril
Re: Re: Yet a-****ing-gain

Yes
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 06:53
Replies: 19
Views: 2,842
Posted By Amoril
You are so stupid Matrim.

You are so stupid Matrim.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 06:33
Replies: 9
Views: 2,840
Posted By Amoril
BTW thanks anyway Judge.

BTW thanks anyway Judge.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 06:28
Replies: 9
Views: 2,840
Posted By Amoril
Infiniti do the same sort of deal i think (decent...

Infiniti do the same sort of deal i think (decent comp for just shy of £400) and they have the added bonus of being in Glasgow.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 06:21
Replies: 9
Views: 2,840
Posted By Amoril
According to Paul infiniti.co.uk is the place to...

According to Paul infiniti.co.uk is the place to go so i think i'll try there (unless someone manages to convince me otherwise).
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 05:49
Replies: 9
Views: 2,840
Posted By Amoril
Die Snurx DIE!

Die Snurx DIE!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 05:28
Replies: 9
Views: 2,840
Posted By Amoril
Computer

I need to buy one.

Give me suggestions.

Suggestions covering things like:

- What type of comp i should get (chips/monitor etc)

- Where i should get it
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 05:18
Replies: 40
Views: 4,594
Posted By Amoril
You're 'lol'ing like you think it's a bad idea...

You're 'lol'ing like you think it's a bad idea and that i wouldnt want it to happen.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 05:10
Replies: 40
Views: 4,594
Posted By Amoril
GRADE NINE'S GIVE HEAD TO LINKIN PARK??? I...

GRADE NINE'S GIVE HEAD TO LINKIN PARK???

I HAVE TO FORM A NU METAL BAND!

LIKE NOW!!!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 05:06
Replies: 35
Views: 4,121
Posted By Amoril
Nobody likes a Homo. Nobody likes the...

Nobody likes a Homo.

Nobody likes the French.

Nobody likes a Scouser.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 02:26
Replies: 26
Views: 3,813
Posted By Amoril
This was mentioned in the paper (the 'Daily Star'...

This was mentioned in the paper (the 'Daily Star' ... i meant to say i use the term 'paper' loosely) today.

Apparantly it's 'sick'.

Or maybe it was 'in bad taste' or something.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 02:20
Replies: 13
Views: 3,087
Posted By Amoril
Nobody likes a homo. Nobody likes JBG. ...

Nobody likes a homo.

Nobody likes JBG.

Coincidence??? ... I THINK NOT!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 02:17
Replies: 38
Views: 3,828
Posted By Amoril
I hate you JBG because you are a homosexual.

I hate you JBG because you are a homosexual.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 01:59
Replies: 7
Nod
Views: 2,896
Posted By Amoril
I'm upstairs. My wallet with your number is...

I'm upstairs.

My wallet with your number is downstairs.

You 'do the math' on the liklihood of me going to check your number now.



It started with an '07' i think if that's any help.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 01:56
Replies: 40
Views: 4,594
Posted By Amoril
LINKIN PARK ARE THE GREATEST BAND EVER!

LINKIN PARK ARE THE GREATEST BAND EVER!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 01:54
Replies: 63
Views: 7,515
Posted By Amoril
Because Russian Brides normally say 'no'...

Because Russian Brides normally say 'no' :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 01:52
Replies: 7
Nod
Views: 2,896
Posted By Amoril
Nod

Because you're not on irc ...

I phoned you the other week (and got no reply to the message i left).

You change your number or did you just decide to be gay?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 01:47
Replies: 12
Views: 2,917
Posted By Amoril
I go to the stripcreator forum from time to time...

I go to the stripcreator forum from time to time but after the initial burst of celebrity i managed to achieve it's all gone down hill :(
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 01:45
Replies: 76
Views: 7,809
Posted By Amoril
I would (seriously).

I would (seriously).
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 01:43
Replies: 20
Views: 3,180
Posted By Amoril
Yet a-****ing-gain

From a person i just met tonight:

"You look like Dave Grohl"

"**** off **** OFF **** OFF!" said my head

"I get that alot" said my mouth.

And for the record: I DONT THINK I LOOK LIKE MR...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 00:47
Replies: 58
Views: 6,217
Posted By Amoril
Why would you want to do that?

Why would you want to do that?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 00:40
Replies: 58
Views: 6,217
Posted By Amoril
So your nation signed the convention and then...

So your nation signed the convention and then deliberately ignores parts of it.

****ING GENIUS!

In that case the Americans are fully justified in complaining when the other side 'doesn't play...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 00:30
Replies: 58
Views: 6,217
Posted By Amoril
Never been useful/needed in a PA GD 'argument'...

Never been useful/needed in a PA GD 'argument' before.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 00:25
Replies: 58
Views: 6,217
Posted By Amoril
Re: Re: A Woman From Texas

It's still all 'Steers and Queers' ... the Texan woman is in Iraq now.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 00:22
Replies: 291
Views: 22,429
Posted By Amoril
GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE - LOSS OF BLOOD AND...

GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE - LOSS OF BLOOD AND CRITICAL TRAUMA OF VITAL ORGANS DUE TO THE IMAPACT OF A PIECE OF LEAD TRAVELLING AT HIGH VELOCITY DOES!
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 00:17
Replies: 58
Views: 6,217
Posted By Amoril
Is this the same 'Geneva Convention' that the...

Is this the same 'Geneva Convention' that the Americans haven't signed?

Would this be the same 'Geneva Convention' that the Americans don't adhere to?

Or am i mistaken*?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 21:15
Replies: 1
Views: 2,351
Posted By Amoril
Apparantly

Caley are better than Liverpool.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 17:42
Replies: 130
Views: 13,952
Posted By Amoril
The ratings War on Iraqi TV just got more extreme!

The ratings War on Iraqi TV just got more extreme!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 17:35
Replies: 130
Views: 13,952
Posted By Amoril
They weren't real POW's they were just mock ups...

They weren't real POW's they were just mock ups using mutton and such like.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 17:13
Replies: 62
Views: 22,460
Posted By Amoril
"It's not murder if she deserves it!"

"It's not murder if she deserves it!"
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 16:43
Replies: 14
Views: 3,170
Posted By Amoril
So you park your car there. Then you roll...

So you park your car there.

Then you roll down the windows and play the music on your stereo real loud.

Then you wait for all the 14/15 year old Goth chicks to come up to speak to you.

Those...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 16:32
Replies: 14
Views: 3,170
Posted By Amoril
You sit there?! [/obvious Troll]

You sit there?!

[/obvious Troll]
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 16:26
Replies: 23
Views: 3,215
Posted By Amoril
'Thanks to the Internet'

I know how to annoy people more easily and to a greater extent.

What has the internet given you?

"Thanks to the Internet i ... "
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 15:58
Replies: 14
Views: 3,170
Posted By Amoril
When i said you were Gay earlier i was only...

When i said you were Gay earlier i was only joking to be honest.

You know usual internet 'banter'.

Now i've seen pictures of you in a sleeveless top im going say it seriously.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 08:50
Replies: 27
Views: 3,512
Posted By Amoril
"The sniper must not be susceptible to emotions...

"The sniper must not be susceptible to emotions such as anxiety or remorse."



That's my favourite line that is.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 08:46
Replies: 27
Views: 3,512
Posted By Amoril
*cool* I suspect that some stuff has been...

*cool*

I suspect that some stuff has been removed from the manual tho if it's been released.

Can't figure out what tho.



*edit* what cool stuff would that be and where would i find it?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 08:40
Replies: 27
Views: 3,512
Posted By Amoril
I think the sniper info would just be interesting...

I think the sniper info would just be interesting to know.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 08:32
Replies: 27
Views: 3,512
Posted By Amoril
(Serious Question) How come 'none for legal...

(Serious Question) How come 'none for legal distribution'?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 08:23
Replies: 27
Views: 3,512
Posted By Amoril
Are there any case notes for the course?

Are there any case notes for the course?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 08:04
Replies: 11
Views: 3,023
Posted By Amoril
Vodka + Diluting Juice Dash = Getting ****ed on...

Vodka + Diluting Juice Dash = Getting ****ed on 'The Cheap Option'
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 07:25
Replies: 12
Views: 2,975
Posted By Amoril
This made me smile.

This made me smile.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 07:14
Replies: 12
Views: 2,975
Posted By Amoril
I don't think there has been any Iraqi strikes in...

I don't think there has been any Iraqi strikes in the area.

You know 'accidental death' and all that.

I suspect he'll be moved near the front lines soon enough.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 07:10
Replies: 12
Views: 2,975
Posted By Amoril
I aint eating no man's spunk no matter how they...

I aint eating no man's spunk no matter how they present it or what they call it.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 07:02
Replies: 12
Views: 2,975
Posted By Amoril
I already made a thread on this....

I already made a thread on this. (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=161450)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 05:42
Replies: 10
Views: 2,424
Posted By Amoril
You seem to miss the point that you would...

You seem to miss the point that you would actually have this happen to you.

The shame would live with you for the rest of your days.

You need to pick something which you could bear doing for...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 04:22
Replies: 3
Views: 2,710
Posted By Amoril
I did*.

I did*.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 04:21
Replies: 54
Views: 5,131
Posted By Amoril
It appears that even this avenue is now closed to...

It appears that even this avenue is now closed to me :(
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 04:01
Replies: 2
Views: 2,767
Posted By Amoril
NEWSBOT by name and nature.

NEWSBOT by name and nature.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:55
Replies: 2
Views: 2,767
Posted By Amoril
Grenade Attack

How much pressure can there really be to make someone do that?

I mean apparantly similar incidents happen in 'Nam.

Saying that tho i think the pressure might have been slightly higher there.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:31
Replies: 19
Views: 2,625
Posted By Amoril
You've got to worry about women who want to ****...

You've got to worry about women who want to **** babies tho.

I mean you'd still do them but only at their place.

****ing mentally ill women = OK

Letting mentally ill women know where you...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:27
Replies: 19
Views: 2,625
Posted By Amoril
Less than nothing.

Less than nothing.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:24
Replies: 19
Views: 2,625
Posted By Amoril
I like it most when i take him out for walks in...

I like it most when i take him out for walks in his pram and all the hot chicks hit on me cause they think im such a cool guy for looking after the baby like that and because i want to **** them i...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:20
Replies: 10
Views: 3,000
Posted By Amoril
You fill me with disdain at your wicked ways.

You fill me with disdain at your wicked ways.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:18
Replies: 19
Views: 2,625
Posted By Amoril
I think me and Matrim have a mutual friend.

I think me and Matrim have a mutual friend.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:14
Replies: 19
Views: 2,625
Posted By Amoril
Not likely.

Not likely.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:09
Replies: 19
Views: 2,625
Posted By Amoril
Just because you think it's the case doesn't make...

Just because you think it's the case doesn't make it so.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:08
Replies: 10
Views: 2,424
Posted By Amoril
You appear to miss the humour of my post.

You appear to miss the humour of my post.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:07
Replies: 19
Views: 2,625
Posted By Amoril
See it's not as easy as you thought. Your...

See it's not as easy as you thought.

Your mockery has come back to strike you in the face with vengence.

I laugh at thee.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:04
Replies: 19
Views: 2,625
Posted By Amoril
DAMN THOSE UNWRITTEN RULES ... DAMN THEM TO HELL!

DAMN THOSE UNWRITTEN RULES ... DAMN THEM TO HELL!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:02
Replies: 53
Views: 6,627
Posted By Amoril
cum

cum
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:01
Replies: 53
Views: 6,627
Posted By Amoril
not

not
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 03:01
Replies: 53
Views: 6,627
Posted By Amoril
bullets

bullets
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 02:59
Replies: 10
Views: 2,424
Posted By Amoril
If i was you for the day i would go and buy some...

If i was you for the day i would go and buy some AIDS and inject it into myself*.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 02:56
Replies: 19
Views: 2,625
Posted By Amoril
As the thread has been closed and it was a question i actually wanted answered

BTW about word association tests i have a question:

"What happens when you say the word they say to you back at them?"

Are you allowed to do that or is it 'against the rules'?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 02:53
Replies: 13
Views: 2,674
Posted By Amoril
Pyro (or anyone else who knows) what song number...

Pyro (or anyone else who knows) what song number on the album is 'Hollow Life'?

My lil bro has a burned copy which i am listening to atm.

Unfortunately it doesnt have a CD case which lists the...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 02:51
Replies: 13
Views: 2,674
Posted By Amoril
It's doubtful as the album the song in question...

It's doubtful as the album the song in question is from has only recently been released.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 01:45
Replies: 6
Views: 2,839
Posted By Amoril
Oh yeah i forgot about that excuse.

Oh yeah i forgot about that excuse.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 00:31
Replies: 53
Views: 6,627
Posted By Amoril
BTW about word association tests i have a...

BTW about word association tests i have a question:

"What happens when you say the word they say to you back at them?"

Are you allowed to do that or is it 'against the rules'?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 00:29
Replies: 53
Views: 6,627
Posted By Amoril
"Faggots" is plural. "Dace" is singular. ...

"Faggots" is plural.

"Dace" is singular.

You appear to be the stupid.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 00:16
Replies: 53
Views: 6,627
Posted By Amoril
is

is
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 00:14
Replies: 6
Views: 2,839
Posted By Amoril
It was just an innocent search on the internet...

It was just an innocent search on the internet "Honest Officer".
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 00:13
Replies: 6
Views: 2,839
Posted By Amoril
I think it might be amusing to phone up the sales...

I think it might be amusing to phone up the sales department and ask if you can get a discount on the 'Harem Girl' outfit if you don't take the top section.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 00:10
Replies: 11
Views: 3,103
Posted By Amoril
Which would make your previous correction of me...

Which would make your previous correction of me seem stupid yes?!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 00:07
Replies: 6
Views: 2,839
Posted By Amoril
Paedophilia

Do you think the FBI or another Police type force IP monitor the users of this site (http://www.alen-clothes.co.uk/fancy.html)?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 23:54
Replies: 11
Views: 3,103
Posted By Amoril
Actually i'm pretty sure he says "the" not...

Actually i'm pretty sure he says "the" not "da".
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 23:27
Replies: 18
Views: 4,391
Posted By Amoril
Ahhh ... the memories...

Ahhh ... the memories (http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=&ID=56688)
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 23:13
Replies: 10
Views: 3,000
Posted By Amoril
I don't own any IKEA products. I will never...

I don't own any IKEA products.

I will never own any IKEA products*.

See my favourite film for an explanation.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 23:04
Replies: 4
Views: 2,708
Posted By Amoril
Any one of my threads is worth stickying ......

Any one of my threads is worth stickying ... think about it.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 23:02
Replies: 10
Views: 3,000
Posted By Amoril
I am making a prediction

IKEA will get sued soonish.

They will get sued due to back injury suffered by their customers.

They will get sued because some ****ing Lawyers and Doctors will combine with a ****ing greedy...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 22:53
Replies: 27
Views: 3,512
Posted By Amoril
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: According to CSI: Miami

Good idea.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 22:29
Replies: 11
Views: 3,103
Posted By Amoril
"Drop the bomb"

"Drop the bomb"
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 22:26
Replies: 27
Views: 3,512
Posted By Amoril
Re: Re: Re: Re: According to CSI: Miami

And what we might not be appreciating here is that i don't carry a 40 pound pack and rifle when i walk.

And by "we" i mean You and Sandy.

So do you think i might be able to walk that extra 1...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 22:19
Replies: 5
Views: 3,104
Posted By Amoril
No it's not because i am neither homosexual nor...

No it's not because i am neither homosexual nor bisexual.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 22:16
Replies: 27
Views: 3,512
Posted By Amoril
Scurrilous lies.

Scurrilous lies.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 22:08
Replies: 27
Views: 3,512
Posted By Amoril
Well i walk faster than that (by a whole mile per...

Well i walk faster than that (by a whole mile per hour) and i dont look funny walking.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 22:04
Replies: 18
Views: 2,926
Posted By Amoril
I doubt very much that it was a live feed.

I doubt very much that it was a live feed.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 22:01
Replies: 18
Views: 2,926
Posted By Amoril
Incase you hadn't noticed people don't get...

Incase you hadn't noticed people don't get interviewd in live news.

Well not members of the General Public anyway.

Politicians/Police/Public spokespeople get to be interviewd live because the...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 21:57
Replies: 18
Views: 2,926
Posted By Amoril
And the interviewer would get to laugh at your...

And the interviewer would get to laugh at your stupidity but no-one else as it wouldn't be aired what with the segments not going out live and them being pre-recorded and all.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 21:56
Replies: 27
Views: 3,512
Posted By Amoril
According to CSI: Miami

"The average adult can walk 2 1/2 to 3 miles per hour."

Doesn't that seem a bit low to anyone else?

I mean personally i walk at 5 miles an hour (casually ... ie not 'striding').
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 21:52
Replies: 18
Views: 2,926
Posted By Amoril
No that didn't happen but what did was funny...

No that didn't happen but what did was funny enough.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 21:49
Replies: 18
Views: 2,926
Posted By Amoril
The News just amused me

- Anti-war protesters.

- Talking to camera.

- "We don't care about Bush and Blair. We don't care if they carry on with the war. They can't stop us protesting."
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 21:46
Replies: 5
Views: 3,104
Posted By Amoril
Nobody likes a homo!

Nobody likes a homo!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 21:24
Replies: 53
Views: 6,627
Posted By Amoril
here

here
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 20:54
Replies: 13
Views: 3,066
Posted By Amoril
I know.

I know.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 19:36
Replies: 11
Views: 3,103
Posted By Amoril
Tim Westwood

Does anybody else think he just might be a troll of the airwaves?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 19:24
Replies: 4
Views: 3,021
Posted By Amoril
The effort of putting them out again i suppose. ...

The effort of putting them out again i suppose.

It's not like it's our oil anyway.

Those sand ni.. errr Iraqi's would just be cutting off their nose to spite their face.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 19:21
Replies: 14
Views: 3,754
Posted By Amoril
Yeah, i suppose you've got that going for you at...

Yeah, i suppose you've got that going for you at least.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 19:08
Replies: 43
Views: 3,456
Posted By Amoril
I'm always right and people would do well to...

I'm always right and people would do well to remember that.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 19:03
Replies: 43
Views: 3,456
Posted By Amoril
Wrong.

Wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 19:00
Replies: 43
Views: 3,456
Posted By Amoril
... and there's another one.

... and there's another one.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 18:58
Replies: 43
Views: 3,456
Posted By Amoril
I'm guessing you didn't spot the sarcasm in...

I'm guessing you didn't spot the sarcasm in Doogle's comment.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 18:43
Replies: 14
Views: 3,754
Posted By Amoril
JUST LIKE IT'S COWARDLY OWNER!!!

JUST LIKE IT'S COWARDLY OWNER!!!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 18:14
Replies: 13
Views: 3,066
Posted By Amoril
I heard that the people who send out spam...

I heard that the people who send out spam messages actually lose money if you delete them without opening them and as such i delete all my spam messages hoping to spite the bastards.

Sometimes...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 17:38
Replies: 29
Views: 3,940
Posted By Amoril
I have a strong dislike of the Manics and their...

I have a strong dislike of the Manics and their music.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 17:17
Replies: 13
Views: 3,183
Posted By Amoril
No it isn't.

No it isn't.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 17:14
Replies: 10
Views: 3,301
Posted By Amoril
It was me who started that.

It was me who started that.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 17:11
Replies: 11
Views: 2,879
Posted By Amoril
If there had been i don't think i would have...

If there had been i don't think i would have needed to ask GD which meeting i should go to don't you?!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 16:56
Replies: 43
Views: 3,456
Posted By Amoril
I BET JAMMY JIM SUPPORTS MANCHESTER UNITED TOO!

I BET JAMMY JIM SUPPORTS MANCHESTER UNITED TOO!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 16:52
Replies: 14
Views: 2,859
Posted By Amoril
IT'S A TRAP - DONT GO! However refuse...

IT'S A TRAP - DONT GO!



However refuse her invite in a polite manner (try and use a decent excuse too).

Also suggest meeting up some other time.

This way all your bases are belong to me...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 16:49
Replies: 43
Views: 3,456
Posted By Amoril
I stayed up late a fortnight ago to watch the...

I stayed up late a fortnight ago to watch the Grand Prix.

In the after race press conference type thing when asked about his race Montoya whined a bit about it (the safety car ****ing things up...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 16:43
Replies: 23
Views: 4,783
Posted By Amoril
In a discussion like that there would be no...

In a discussion like that there would be no winners.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 16:39
Replies: 15
Views: 3,137
Posted By Amoril
Re: Re: Re: Isn't it Ironic

Scurrilous lies!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 16:39
Replies: 15
Views: 3,137
Posted By Amoril
Only one is younger than me (and she's fit ......

Only one is younger than me (and she's fit ... which is nice).

The 28 of the other 29 are 30+ years old and all married by the look of things.

The remaining woman is 26ish i think and 'not my...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 16:32
Replies: 22
Views: 3,677
Posted By Amoril
Re: Re: Re: What would you name your Pub?

There are alot of people who lack a sense of humour in this country :(

Are there any countries where you could actually get away with it?

Say someplace hot and Islandy?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 02:33
Replies: 16
Views: 2,980
Posted By Amoril
I made him do that.

I made him do that.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 02:28
Replies: 2
Views: 2,934
Posted By Amoril
Has anyone seen 'Equilibrium'?

Worth seeing for the (tragically few) fight scenes if you haven't yet.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 01:42
Replies: 5
Views: 2,648
Posted By Amoril
That was pretty much it.

That was pretty much it.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 01:39
Replies: 5
Views: 2,648
Posted By Amoril
Don't be Gay Mark.

Don't be Gay Mark.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 01:36
Replies: 5
Views: 2,648
Posted By Amoril
Who should be more embarrassed - me or nod?

Using only the following to base your conclusion on:

1.) Nod fancies Jade (from BB) who is currently pregnant by a drug addict Prisoner (who incidently is going to "Give up the smack" for Jade)...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 01:23
Replies: 22
Views: 3,677
Posted By Amoril
Calling someone a 'Thieving Scouser' is like...

Calling someone a 'Thieving Scouser' is like calling a fag a 'Homosexual Queer'.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 01:17
Replies: 23
Views: 4,783
Posted By Amoril
Yes you are.

Yes you are.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 01:12
Replies: 23
Views: 4,783
Posted By Amoril
You're using 'man marking' as a euphamism yeah?!

You're using 'man marking' as a euphamism yeah?!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 01:10
Replies: 22
Views: 3,677
Posted By Amoril
What would you name your Pub?

If you had one.

Mine would be called 'The Masturbating Chimp'.

Obviously i wouldn't expect alot of buisness.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 01:03
Replies: 23
Views: 4,783
Posted By Amoril
On Wednesday night i had a thought that either...

On Wednesday night i had a thought that either Thompson or Maloney would score from a free kick against Liverpool.

I was convinced that it would happen.

Unfortunately i didn't bet on it (no...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 00:58
Replies: 15
Views: 3,903
Posted By Amoril
HA HA IN YOUR FACE LIVERPOOL!!!!!11111

HA HA IN YOUR FACE LIVERPOOL!!!!!11111
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 13:18
Replies: 17
Views: 3,220
Posted By Amoril
For Ragnarak On the internet Nobody cares...

For Ragnarak

On the internet
Nobody cares about you
Nobody at all
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 13:12
Replies: 18
Views: 4,238
Posted By Amoril
Two Points which i think need to be addressed: ...

Two Points which i think need to be addressed:

1.) I - WASN'T - THERE!

2.) I'm not, and never have been, Craig's friend.



It didn't make the paper (i don't think so anyway ... i found...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 02:33
Replies: 84
Views: 8,125
Posted By Amoril
He might as well be.

He might as well be.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 02:19
Replies: 84
Views: 8,125
Posted By Amoril
Nobody likes a Homo. Nobody likes the...

Nobody likes a Homo.

Nobody likes the French.

Worth thinking about people.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 01:37
Replies: 55
Views: 6,754
Posted By Amoril
I think my first Car will be at worst a BMW 3...

I think my first Car will be at worst a BMW 3 series.

I'm not getting a car until i can afford something like that.

I am also not getting a car until i really absolutely need one.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 01:25
Replies: 18
Views: 4,238
Posted By Amoril
I'm none of the people in that story. I am...

I'm none of the people in that story.

I am "Rankin".

There are plenty of "amusing stories" about me too tho.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 01:21
Replies: 18
Views: 4,238
Posted By Amoril
Kinda like the thread title implied it would be.

Kinda like the thread title implied it would be.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 01:17
Replies: 18
Views: 4,238
Posted By Amoril
An Amusing Story

This is primarily written for Meridian (as i couldn't be arsed typing it out in irc land).

However, without knowing too much background info hopefully other people will find it funny.

It's a...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 00:32
Replies: 55
Views: 6,754
Posted By Amoril
Re: Boy racer gone Wrong

Maybe he's trying to tell people something.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 00:27
Replies: 22
Views: 3,850
Posted By Amoril
Ha Ha Ha *sigh* :rolleyes:

Ha Ha Ha

*sigh*

:rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 03:35
Replies: 100
Views: 11,303
Posted By Amoril


Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 03:28
Replies: 100
Views: 11,303
Posted By Amoril
Good call (in comparison to the others) but still...

Good call (in comparison to the others) but still not good enough "in my opinion".
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 01:09
Replies: 100
Views: 11,303
Posted By Amoril
I decided that GD didn't want me quoting "Fight...

I decided that GD didn't want me quoting "Fight Club" yet a-****ing-gain.

As such i didn't bother quoting.

I can if you really want tho.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 01:06
Replies: 100
Views: 11,303
Posted By Amoril
For the purposes of this thread they do.

For the purposes of this thread they do.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 01:00
Replies: 100
Views: 11,303
Posted By Amoril
What great quotes does that film have???

What great quotes does that film have???
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 00:58
Replies: 100
Views: 11,303
Posted By Amoril
Actually it's not. The more lines you can...

Actually it's not.

The more lines you can remember from a film the bigger the impact on you that it's likely to have had.

The greater the impact the better the film is liable to be.

I'm not...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 00:53
Replies: 100
Views: 11,303
Posted By Amoril
Hey, i never quoted it in this thread.

Hey, i never quoted it in this thread.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 00:52
Replies: 21
Views: 3,206
Posted By Amoril
I predict that the score will be 2-2.

I predict that the score will be 2-2.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 00:48
Replies: 100
Views: 11,303
Posted By Amoril
"The Best Film Ever"

I've decided that the best way to "rate" a film is by its "quotability".

The more cool lines from the film that you can say the better the film's rating.

As such i have finally decided upon my...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 00:42
Replies: 19
Views: 4,083
Posted By Amoril
"Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. ...

"Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.

It's not a god-damn seminar.

Stop trying to control everything ..."
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 00:13
Replies: 16
Views: 3,251
Posted By Amoril
I do it rarely, only with long-term friends and...

I do it rarely, only with long-term friends and in a completely sarcastic matter.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 00:09
Replies: 22
Views: 3,850
Posted By Amoril
Does his opinion matter that much to you? ...

Does his opinion matter that much to you?

You've not done anything wrong and nothing which 'degrades' him.

If i was you i would tell him to "**** off and stop being childish".
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 00:01
Replies: 141
Views: 12,245
Posted By Amoril
Sandsnake you appear to be quite stupid as you...

Sandsnake you appear to be quite stupid as you seem to be unable to follow things through to their logical conclusion.

Get Information through Torture - 1 Tortured Person

No Information as No...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 06:04
Replies: 13
Views: 3,603
Posted By Amoril
Well it's 05:05 and the website is down. I...

Well it's 05:05 and the website is down.

I think that *they* might have gotten to the "Website Guy".

The Truth is Out There!*
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 03:57
Replies: 6
Views: 2,940
Posted By Amoril
Re: Re: Growing up:

Yeah Matrim rides the short bus to school
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 03:36
Replies: 6
Views: 2,925
Posted By Amoril
I want one

It's funny 'cause it's true (http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a23)
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 03:32
Replies: 6
Views: 3,034
Posted By Amoril
My thought for the day

In 'Neverland' Wendy never grew any older.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 03:16
Replies: 1
Views: 2,352
Posted By Amoril
Which mod

Do you think changed part of Cmdr_Cyrax's location from 'some man ass' to 'a bruising'?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 03:13
Replies: 14
Views: 2,662
Posted By Amoril
this is 'old'

this is 'old'
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:59
Replies: 15
Views: 2,656
Posted By Amoril
Re: Re: Re: Re: Claudia Schiffer

'botox'
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:57
Replies: 13
Views: 3,603
Posted By Amoril
I don't just do Fight Club quotes. I do...

I don't just do Fight Club quotes.

I do American Psycho quotes too.

Anyways it's from that website.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:54
Replies: 1
Views: 2,254
Posted By Amoril
You just don't understand.

You just don't understand.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:49
Replies: 141
Views: 12,245
Posted By Amoril
Blind people can't.

Blind people can't.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:47
Replies: 13
Views: 3,603
Posted By Amoril
Am i frightened?

Of course I am. But I'm ready. Ready as I'll ever be. No more government or faction cover ups. No more lies. No more hiding truths from the public. I'm going to blow the damned lid on it all. When...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:42
Replies: 12
Views: 3,292
Posted By Amoril
*cry me a river*

*cry me a river*
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:40
Replies: 8
Views: 3,003
Posted By Amoril
When was the last time you saw me Nod? ...

When was the last time you saw me Nod?

Remember back.

I had my hair shaved then.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:39
Replies: 141
Views: 12,245
Posted By Amoril
*cough* segregation *cough*

*cough* segregation *cough*
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:37
Replies: 8
Views: 3,003
Posted By Amoril
Giving a 'Good Impression'

How not to do it:

"Mention to your work collegues that you sleep all day and usually get up just in time to go to work for 6pm."

It's bad because whilst i'm sleeping they are usually working at...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:34
Replies: 141
Views: 12,245
Posted By Amoril
OK isn't the whole "embodiment of human rights"...

OK isn't the whole "embodiment of human rights" rankling with anybody else?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:28
Replies: 5
Views: 2,264
Posted By Amoril
Whereas I recommend you kill yourself Gordon.

Whereas I recommend you kill yourself Gordon.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:27
Replies: 141
Views: 12,245
Posted By Amoril
OK, so this 'embodiment of human rights' is the...

OK, so this 'embodiment of human rights' is the same country which hasn't signed the Geneva Convention yeah?!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:23
Replies: 141
Views: 12,245
Posted By Amoril
If i had been 'hooked up' to an ECG it would have...

If i had been 'hooked up' to an ECG it would have shown 'no change'.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:21
Replies: 6
Views: 2,940
Posted By Amoril
Re: Growing up:

Witches could/can do magic.

If you were a Witch in the Middle Ages they burned you at the stake.

Tragically this practise was stopped before the arrival of Paul Daniels :(
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:09
Replies: 2
Views: 2,391
Posted By Amoril
'T in the Perk'?

'T in the Perk'?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:05
Replies: 20
Views: 3,897
Posted By Amoril
I think you can't afford to not got over now.

I think you can't afford to not got over now.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:04
Replies: 1
Views: 2,316
Posted By Amoril
Re: Are you known to climb social ladders?

When you die you are going to burn in the firey torment of Hell for all eternity.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:02
Replies: 20
Views: 3,897
Posted By Amoril
That's not strictly true. It is gathering...

That's not strictly true.

It is gathering dust.

That's 'something' that's 'happening'.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 02:00
Replies: 20
Views: 3,266
Posted By Amoril
Yeah, Kura is one of life's 'triers'. You...

Yeah, Kura is one of life's 'triers'.

You know the sort.

Can't do anything for **** but still plug away at stuff trying to do well.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:55
Replies: 20
Views: 3,266
Posted By Amoril
I bet Kura's team got a 10 goal headstart. ...

I bet Kura's team got a 10 goal headstart.

You know to make up for the disadvantage of having him on their team.

Kura was the last boy to be picked* 'cause he's ****.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:53
Replies: 20
Views: 3,897
Posted By Amoril
Chippeh's sig needs to be pruned. *hint*...

Chippeh's sig needs to be pruned.

*hint* mother****ing *hint*

innit
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:50
Replies: 20
Views: 3,897
Posted By Amoril
Is that what really lazy people who be HaterZ...

Is that what really lazy people who be HaterZ send?!






Is this the worst pun ever in the history of PA GD? - You decide!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:48
Replies: 3
Views: 2,588
Posted By Amoril
Can you remember the theme tune/song tho?

Can you remember the theme tune/song tho?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:45
Replies: 20
Views: 3,266
Posted By Amoril
The drugs wore off?

The drugs wore off?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:43
Replies: 20
Views: 3,266
Posted By Amoril
Shouldn't Kura be banned?!

Shouldn't Kura be banned?!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:42
Replies: 20
Views: 3,266
Posted By Amoril
Aren't mods supposed to set a 'good example'?!

Aren't mods supposed to set a 'good example'?!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:42
Replies: 20
Views: 3,266
Posted By Amoril
Isn't posting song lyrics banned or something?!

Isn't posting song lyrics banned or something?!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:36
Replies: 26
Views: 3,247
Posted By Amoril
But would that be a step up or a step down for...

But would that be a step up or a step down for him?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:19
Replies: 26
Views: 3,247
Posted By Amoril
My explanation was funnier*.

My explanation was funnier*.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:17
Replies: 26
Views: 3,247
Posted By Amoril
I've not had a drink in 13 days. Unlucky for...

I've not had a drink in 13 days.

Unlucky for some.

And by 'some' i mean 'me'.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:16
Replies: 26
Views: 3,247
Posted By Amoril
I BET HE GOT HIS NAME 'CAUSE HE SMELLS OF URINE!

I BET HE GOT HIS NAME 'CAUSE HE SMELLS OF URINE!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:11
Replies: 26
Views: 3,247
Posted By Amoril
Only fags watch Fame Acadamy 'Celebrity'* or...

Only fags watch Fame Acadamy 'Celebrity'* or otherwise
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:05
Replies: 1
Views: 2,447
Posted By Amoril
My Brilliant Thursday

I had a ticket to go and see the Chilli's.

Was looking forward to seeing the support band too.

Started work a week and a bit before the gig.

Thought i wasn't allowed time off in my first...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 04:56
Replies: 20
Views: 3,399
Posted By Amoril
Yeah, why? I'll tell you why ... BECAUSE SEX...

Yeah, why?

I'll tell you why ... BECAUSE SEX SELLS BABY!

Which admittidly only explains (my) half of the reason but still ...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 04:41
Replies: 20
Views: 3,399
Posted By Amoril
I don't think nod has the power to do that. ...

I don't think nod has the power to do that.

Come to think of it i don't think nod has the power to do anything.

He is the opposite of a superhero.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 04:34
Replies: 20
Views: 3,399
Posted By Amoril
Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?!

Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 04:33
Replies: 11
Views: 3,193
Posted By Amoril
Check to see what ... if nod is ginger or if he's...

Check to see what ... if nod is ginger or if he's a fag?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 04:20
Replies: 11
Views: 3,193
Posted By Amoril
They so wont.

They so wont.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 04:19
Replies: 11
Views: 3,193
Posted By Amoril
OK who was there? Me Torz Kura Patrice...

OK who was there?

Me
Torz
Kura
Patrice
Sunday

Now i will state that your hair was ginger.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 04:15
Replies: 4
Views: 2,492
Posted By Amoril
Forget where gimmicks come from

Where do gimmick accounts go when they die?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 04:14
Replies: 11
Views: 3,193
Posted By Amoril
See that's why it's funny. It's funny...

See that's why it's funny.

It's funny because you didn't prove your hair wasn't ginger.

You proved it was ginger you fag.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 04:11
Replies: 15
Views: 2,736
Posted By Amoril
I hope that was a sarcastic 'Thank you'.

I hope that was a sarcastic 'Thank you'.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 04:10
Replies: 11
Views: 3,193
Posted By Amoril
For the enjoyment of 'The Masses'

<nodrog> i proved my hair wasnt ginger anyway



Just incase you weren't in #forums just now.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 04:05
Replies: 15
Views: 2,736
Posted By Amoril
See i put a four word sentence in as my first...

See i put a four word sentence in as my first post in an attempt to bait Nod and he didn't go for it.

I was disappointed.

I think he might not really be able to count or something.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 04:00
Replies: 15
Views: 2,736
Posted By Amoril
Can you delete his main 'nodrog' account too...

Can you delete his main 'nodrog' account too please.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 03:58
Replies: 15
Views: 2,736
Posted By Amoril
5 word man

It is obviously Nod.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 03:54
Replies: 25
Views: 3,875
Posted By Amoril
F A T T Y S H O R

F
A
T
T
Y

S
H
O
R
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 03:52
Replies: 6
Views: 2,874
Posted By Amoril
Likelihood of success = ?

I have a ticket to the Chilli's concert this week.

I have been working for one week.

I need a night off to go see it.

I'm on probation for a month.

Chance of getting a day's holiday = ?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 03:48
Replies: 25
Views: 3,875
Posted By Amoril
Not quite.

Not quite.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 03:45
Replies: 11
Views: 2,879
Posted By Amoril
By extrapolation that oppresses me too. ...

By extrapolation that oppresses me too.

Without someone to highlight the threads in which i'm funny how will the stupid people know?

Or do you mean that any post by Sub which begins states "In...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 03:41
Replies: 25
Views: 3,875
Posted By Amoril
Do you know who else is proud? I'll give you...

Do you know who else is proud?

I'll give you a clue:

'They go on marches to show how proud they are.'
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 03:37
Replies: 25
Views: 3,875
Posted By Amoril
Power abusing mods like you make me sick.

Power abusing mods like you make me sick.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 03:23
Replies: 25
Views: 3,875
Posted By Amoril
I never said give them free reign. Same...

I never said give them free reign.

Same Forum rules as before.

However with the entire boards on side with this plan you get to see if people can make accounts as quickly as they get deleted...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 03:17
Replies: 25
Views: 3,875
Posted By Amoril
As it is you can generally tell which gimmick...

As it is you can generally tell which gimmick belongs to who.

I think this should change.

I think everyone should get a couple of gimmick accounts* this very second so that nobody has a ****ing...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 03:10
Replies: 25
Views: 3,875
Posted By Amoril
Re: Glasgow Amy

It wasn't me.

I am also deeply hurt that people could think such a thing.

There is no way i'm that ****.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 01:25
Replies: 20
Views: 2,998
Posted By Amoril
Even if (and hopefully when) Celtic win i doubt...

Even if (and hopefully when) Celtic win i doubt there will be a mad rush of folk saying that the Scottish League is better than the English league.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 01:22
Replies: 1
Views: 3,092
Posted By Amoril
My head is hanging in shame

I have seen the video to and heard the song by Insane Clown Posse called "hommies" and i like it or at least i find it funny.

I don't like myself any more.

Make the pain go away please.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 01:06
Replies: 20
Views: 2,998
Posted By Amoril
A thread has already been made on this subject.

A thread has already been made on this subject.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 00:58
Replies: 44
Views: 3,922
Posted By Amoril
Death solves all problems.

Death solves all problems.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 00:47
Replies: 44
Views: 3,922
Posted By Amoril
The day that happens is the day i'm gonna try and...

The day that happens is the day i'm gonna try and frighten myself grey.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 00:39
Replies: 44
Views: 3,922
Posted By Amoril
Don't even joke about something like that.

Don't even joke about something like that.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 00:29
Replies: 44
Views: 3,922
Posted By Amoril
But Steve, the more you use a tired joke the...

But Steve, the more you use a tired joke the funnier it becomes!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 00:25
Replies: 44
Views: 3,922
Posted By Amoril
Lets call it the "first mistake of the day" and...

Lets call it the "first mistake of the day" and everyone gets to "go home happy".
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 00:23
Replies: 11
Views: 3,036
Posted By Amoril
Can someone please get "That Image" out of my...

Can someone please get "That Image" out of my head.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 00:21
Replies: 44
Views: 3,922
Posted By Amoril
That was your first mistake ...

That was your first mistake ...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 00:11
Replies: 44
Views: 3,922
Posted By Amoril
Is "ire" some kind of gay rape type thing...

Is "ire" some kind of gay rape type thing yeah?!
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 23:56
Replies: 44
Views: 3,922
Posted By Amoril
I didn't say you weren't funny. I said you...

I didn't say you weren't funny.

I said you didn't know any funny things to say.

"Strange not HA HA" etc.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 23:52
Replies: 44
Views: 3,922
Posted By Amoril
IT SI A CRI-ING SHAEM TAHT YUO KNOW NOEN OF TEH...

IT SI A CRI-ING SHAEM TAHT YUO KNOW NOEN OF TEH FUNNI THEINGS EITHER STEVE :(
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 23:49
Replies: 4
Views: 3,971
Posted By Amoril
Only Fags cry. Are you a Fag Texan? I...

Only Fags cry.

Are you a Fag Texan?

I bet you are.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 23:36
Replies: 4
Views: 2,766
Posted By Amoril
I'm in "24" land just now and getting steadily...

I'm in "24" land just now and getting steadily more annoyed by "Dumb **** Americans".
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 23:25
Replies: 11
Views: 2,879
Posted By Amoril
It wouldn't be correct. I'm thinking...

It wouldn't be correct.

I'm thinking deleting one of the top posters account might have changed things.

Maybe i have an overinflated sense of my importance*.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 23:07
Replies: 13
Views: 2,887
Posted By Amoril
Nobody likes a homo. Nobody likes Nod. ...

Nobody likes a homo.

Nobody likes Nod.

Mere coincidence? ... I think not.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 23:05
Replies: 11
Views: 3,036
Posted By Amoril
I see what you've done there.

I see what you've done there.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 23:03
Replies: 4
24
Views: 3,083
Posted By Amoril
24

That kid really pissed me off.

She just saw her mum get beaten up followed by being chased by her dad (the guy who did it) so when she and her her Nanny finally get away and the Nanny hides her...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 22:54
Replies: 4
Views: 2,766
Posted By Amoril
Forget what Deffeh said

"Bremner, Bird and Fortune" is where you should have been between 21:00-22:00
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 21:14
Replies: 12
Views: 2,968
Posted By Amoril
These days they are all pretty much interlinked.

These days they are all pretty much interlinked.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 21:10
Replies: 5
Views: 2,484
Posted By Amoril
Question

Did the speed limits on British Roads come about because of the fuel crisis in the 60's/70's (i cant remember the year) or was it something else?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 21:06
Replies: 10
Views: 3,148
Posted By Amoril
About 5 months ago my friend said he was going to...

About 5 months ago my friend said he was going to punch me in the balls.

I told him that if he did i would punch him in the face.

Even tho my friends know i don't lie or bs about that kind of...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 20:57
Replies: 10
Views: 3,148
Posted By Amoril
How good is your self control?

I ask this because at the moment mine is being tested.

I don't know what's causing it (i suspect the soap ... which i have now stopped using) but since i've come home for the weekend my hands have...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 19:53
Replies: 20
Views: 3,695
Posted By Amoril
Indeed. Another good thing about working for...

Indeed.

Another good thing about working for the Government is that it is a 'solid' employer.

As such if i see out my contract but decide to change my alternative plan and move on the i'm going...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 19:47
Replies: 40
Views: 4,120
Posted By Amoril
Because someone would so it might as well be me.

Because someone would so it might as well be me.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 19:43
Replies: 20
Views: 3,695
Posted By Amoril
Not at all. They tell me what my job...

Not at all.

They tell me what my job entails.

I do it.

It's not a question of being forced to do anything hard or unpleasent.

As strange as it sounds this is probably the best job i've...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 19:36
Replies: 40
Views: 4,120
Posted By Amoril
I don't actually fancy Jodie Kidd. It's just...

I don't actually fancy Jodie Kidd.

It's just the first name that fitted the profile that came to mind.

You could substitute pretty much any Supermodel type for her.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 19:33
Replies: 20
Views: 3,695
Posted By Amoril
You're actually wrong on all accounts. I...

You're actually wrong on all accounts.

I decided to go for and take this job because if 'My Plan' fails (and it shouldn't) then i have the back-up alternative plan of progressing within the Civil...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 19:26
Replies: 20
Views: 3,695
Posted By Amoril
I have a job.

I have a job.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 19:13
Replies: 3
Views: 2,752
Posted By Amoril
I was flicking through channels and it had Daniel...

I was flicking through channels and it had Daniel san in it so ...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 19:04
Replies: 3
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Posted By Amoril
Incase anybody is interested

"The Karate Kid" appears to be on Channel 5 atm.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 19:01
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Views: 4,120
Posted By Amoril
Gay - Christian lolerz ...

Gay - Christian



lolerz



*sigh*
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 19:00
Replies: 8
Views: 3,081
Posted By Amoril
Insert the word 'whistle' into your second post...

Insert the word 'whistle' into your second post in this thread in place of the word 'make' and watch my post make sense.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 18:54
Replies: 8
Views: 3,081
Posted By Amoril
Did you say make or whistle?

Did you say make or whistle?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 18:50
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Views: 3,467
Posted By Amoril
!!!JINX ALERT!!!

!!!JINX ALERT!!!
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 18:47
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Views: 3,081
Posted By Amoril
Ya cannae throw yer Granny aff a bus Oh ya...

Ya cannae throw yer Granny aff a bus
Oh ya cannae throw yer Granny aff a bus
Oh ya cannae throw yer Granny
'Cause she's yer mammy's mammy*
Oh ya cannae throw yer Granny aff a bus
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 18:44
Replies: 40
Views: 4,120
Posted By Amoril
Speaking of which a joke ... Q - What's the...

Speaking of which a joke ...

Q - What's the difference between a Whore and a Bitch?

A - A Whore sleeps with everyone. A Bitch sleeps with everyone but you.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 18:40
Replies: 40
Views: 4,120
Posted By Amoril
Good description Hobbie.

Good description Hobbie.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 16:56
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Views: 3,467
Posted By Amoril
Anyways ... how do people think Liverpool winning...

Anyways ... how do people think Liverpool winning this game will affect how the play when they face The Mighty Celtic?



Do you think the boost of confidence from winning "The...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 16:49
Replies: 40
Views: 4,120
Posted By Amoril
Neither am i you fag.

Neither am i you fag.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 16:47
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Posted By Amoril
Watch out Beckham

"Not the ****ing face bitch"

etc

Unlucky* Man U.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 16:40
Replies: 40
Views: 4,120
Posted By Amoril
You're talking crazy speak.

You're talking crazy speak.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 16:31
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Views: 4,120
Posted By Amoril
She is (http://geocities.com/mphillp/becky.html)

She is (http://geocities.com/mphillp/becky.html)
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 16:21
Replies: 11
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Posted By Amoril
The best bit is 'lamentations of their women'...

The best bit is 'lamentations of their women' especially if you say it in a really hammy Arnie voice.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 16:17
Replies: 40
Views: 4,120
Posted By Amoril
Nod fancies Jade Goody. As such he can never...

Nod fancies Jade Goody.

As such he can never comment on other peoples tastes or opinions on women.

EVER!
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 16:14
Replies: 11
Views: 2,960
Posted By Amoril
That is truly a class quote. When i first...

That is truly a class quote.

When i first saw the film (many years ago) i said it quite frequently.

It was amusing you see.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 16:12
Replies: 40
Views: 4,120
Posted By Amoril
Stunning - Jodie Kidd Gorgeous - Marilyn...

Stunning - Jodie Kidd

Gorgeous - Marilyn Monroe (cant think of any modern off hand)

Pretty - Becky Jago
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 16:06
Replies: 40
Views: 4,120
Posted By Amoril
My thoughts on looks

Ok here is how i classify how (good looking) women look:

Stunning - The connotations of this word make me think of striking cheekbones and in general angular features. Still has 'even features'...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 15:26
Replies: 22
Views: 3,905
Posted By Amoril
I am not a paedophile.

I am not a paedophile.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 00:42
Replies: 18
Views: 3,181
Posted By Amoril
Whose head is filled with bad bad thoughts.

Whose head is filled with bad bad thoughts.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 00:38
Replies: 18
Views: 3,181
Posted By Amoril
It's only illegal if you get caught.

It's only illegal if you get caught.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 00:22
Replies: 18
Views: 3,181
Posted By Amoril
Despite the name of the show Jim never managed to...

Despite the name of the show Jim never managed to sort out my Lottery "application" like i asked him to.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 00:18
Replies: 13
Views: 3,333
Posted By Amoril
That sounds like a plan.

That sounds like a plan.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 23:12
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Views: 3,135
Posted By Amoril
Nobody likes a homo!

Nobody likes a homo!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 23:03
Replies: 13
Views: 3,333
Posted By Amoril
I didn't forget to do anything.

I didn't forget to do anything.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 20:08
Replies: 30
Views: 3,403
Posted By Amoril
QOTSA are alright. I've got a couple of...

QOTSA are alright.

I've got a couple of their albums.

I think you have to be in a specific mood to listen to them and enjoy it.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 20:01
Replies: 13
Views: 3,333
Posted By Amoril
Did i mention that there were opportunities for...

Did i mention that there were opportunities for career advancement?!

If i didn't i should have.

The sky is the limit for me.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 19:58
Replies: 22
Views: 3,905
Posted By Amoril
My fantasies need more of a visual stimulus.

My fantasies need more of a visual stimulus.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 06:16
Replies: 8
Views: 3,397
Posted By Amoril
Dace isn't dead. He's sleeping. Don't...

Dace isn't dead.

He's sleeping.

Don't wake him or bad things will happen.

Very bad things.

'Bad things' which aren't 'him posting on the boards'.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 06:12
Replies: 8
Views: 3,397
Posted By Amoril
Maybe he caught homosexuality and died.

Maybe he caught homosexuality and died.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 06:09
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Views: 3,397
Posted By Amoril
I am not a gimmick account.

I am not a gimmick account.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 06:03
Replies: 8
Views: 3,397
Posted By Amoril
I just want to say

That because of the facist mods you people on this here forum have missed what is probably the funniest joke(s) of all time.

If you are unhappy with the situation i suggest you do something about...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 04:50
Replies: 14
Views: 3,582
Posted By Amoril
I think that your death will be extremely painful.

I think that your death will be extremely painful.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 04:23
Replies: 5
Views: 3,664
Posted By Amoril
lies

lies
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 04:05
Replies: 5
Views: 3,664
Posted By Amoril
'not alot' You? Please 'tell all'.

'not alot'

You?

Please 'tell all'.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 03:51
Replies: 11
Views: 3,047
Posted By Amoril
I apparantly forgot to mention that it was the...

I apparantly forgot to mention that it was the University server that i no longer have access to.

The Uni i am no longer a member of that is.

My original post might make more sense now*.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 02:06
Replies: 41
Views: 4,545
Posted By Amoril
How much being spent on you for Valentine's day...

How much being spent on you for Valentine's day would make you happy Aryn?
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