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Tomkat 14 Oct 2005 20:35

[Retard] End of the World
 
Bit of an odd thread.

I'm curious to see your opinions on how the "world will end". Now I don't mean a period where we'll all be dead and the world will be uninhabitable.

I mean the time when the life we live will be completely different. For instance, icecaps melt and we have to all live on the ocean like kevin costner. For instance, atomic bombs going off and us all having to live underground with 3 heads and 4 arms. etc.

So.

How do you think we'll go? What will the "end" entail?



PS filling in the [retard] tag with anticipation for shit replies

Zar 14 Oct 2005 20:40

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When humans become obsolete for the vast majority of tasks.

In a sci-fi sort of way, - AI making humans obsolete

Nodrog 14 Oct 2005 20:56

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I'll get hit by a bus and solipsism will turn out to be true.

Squidly 14 Oct 2005 20:58

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My guess would be some sort of disease or medical problem will sweep the globe either polarizing the world into factions or forcing a new (underground?) way of life for those unaffected by it.

Basically when humanity becomes globally incapacitated... and chaos breaks loose :devil:

demiGOD 14 Oct 2005 21:59

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When the "time" comes and all these Chinese underground bases under every China Town in every major city in the world will launch the biggest military operation that will entail GLOBAL DOMINATION.

The Taking Over of the Yellow Race.

Everybody will be forced to eat Chinese food, and the rest of the human race will die of MSG poisoning and eventually, will be extinct.

100 years later, the world will be populated with Chinese-looking creatures with monkey tails.

acropolis 14 Oct 2005 23:09

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I for one welcome our new yellow overlords.

dda 14 Oct 2005 23:09

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When Yahwe wills it so,

HAL-9000 14 Oct 2005 23:32

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I think the lamb will open the seventh seal. You never know!

wu_trax 15 Oct 2005 00:01

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Ragnarok will be preceded by the Fimbulwinter, the winter of winters. Three successive winters will follow each other with no summer in between. As a result, conflicts and feuds will break out, and all morality will disappear.

The wolf Skoll and his brother Hati will finally devour Sol and her brother Mani respectively, after a perpetual chase. The stars will vanish from the sky, plunging the earth into darkness.

The earth will shudder, so violently that trees will be uprooted, and mountains will fall, and every bond and fetter will snap and sever, freeing Loki and his son Fenrir. This terrible wolf's slavering mouth will gape wide open, so wide that his lower jaw scrapes against the ground and his upper jaw presses against the sky. He will gape even more widely if there is room. Flames will dance in his eye and leap from his nostrils.

Eggther, watchman of the Jotuns, will sit on his grave mound and strum his harp, smiling grimly. The red cock Fjalar will crow to the giants and the golden cock Gullinkambi will crow to the gods. A third cock2, rust red, will raise the dead in Hel.

Jörmungandr, the Midgard serpent, will rise from the deep ocean bed to proceed towards the land, twisting and writhing in fury on his way, causing the seas to rear up and lash against the land. With every breath, the serpent will spew venom, staining the earth and the sky in poison.

From the east, the army of Jotuns, led by Hrym, will leave their home in Jotunheim and sail the grisly ship Naglfar (made from the nails of dead men), which will be set free by the tsunami and flooding, towards the battlefield of Vigrid.

From the north, a second ship, will set sail towards Vigrid, with Loki, now unbound, as the helmsman, and the ghastly inhabitants of Hel as the deadweight.

The world will be in uproar, the air will quake with booms, blares and echoes. Amid this turmoil, the fire giants of Muspelheim, led by Surt, will advance from the south and tear apart the sky itself as they too, close in on Vigrid, leaving everything in their path going up in flames. As they ride over Bifröst, the rainbow bridge will crack and break behind them. Garm, the hellhound bound in front of Gnipahellir, will also get free. He will join the fire giants in their way towards Vigrid.

So all the Jotuns and all the inmates of Hel, Fenrir, Jörmungand, Garm, Surt and the blazing sons of Muspelheim, will gather on Vigrid. They will all but fill that plain that stretches one hundred and twenty leagues in every direction.

Meanwhile, Heimdall, being the first of the gods to see the enemies approaching, will blow his Giallar horn, sounding such a blast that it will be heard throughout the nine worlds. All the Gods will wake and at once meet in council. Then Odin will mount Sleipnir and gallop to Mimir's spring and consult Mimir on his own and his people's behalf.

Then, Yggdrasil, the world ash, will shake from root to summit. Everything in earth and heaven and Hel will quiver. All Æsir and Einherjar will don their battle dresses. This vast host (432,000 Einherjar - 800 from each of Valhalla's 540 gates) will march towards Vigrid and Odin will ride at their head, wearing a golden helmet and a shining corselet, brandishing Gungnir.

Odin will make straight for Fenrir; and Thor, right beside him, will be unable to help because Jörmungand, his old enemy, will at once attack him. Freyr will fight the fire giant Surt, but will become the first of all gods to lose as he has given his own good sword to his servant Skirnir. It will still be a long struggle though, before Freyr will succumb. Tyr will manage to kill Garm, but will be so severely wounded that he will only survive until after the world is destroyed in fire. Heimdall will encounter Loki, and neither survive the evenly-matched encounter. Thor will kill Jörmungandr with his hammer Mjollnir, but only be able to stagger back nine steps before falling dead himself, poisoned by the venom that Jörmungandr spews over him. Odin will fight with his mighty spear Gungnir against Fenrir but will finally be eaten by the wolf after a long battle. To avenge his father, Vidar will immediately come forward and place one foot on the wolf's lower jaw. On this foot he will be wearing the shoe which he has been making since the beginning of time; it consists of the strips of leather which men pare off at the toes and heels of their shoes. With one hand he will grasp the wolf's upper jaw and tear its throat asunder, killing it at last.

Then, Surt will burn the whole world with fire. Death will come to all manner of things. The sun will go black and the stars will be cast down from the heavens. Fumes will reek and flames will burst, scorching the sky with fire. The earth will sink into the sea.

After the destruction, a new earth will arise out of the sea, green and fair. Barley will ripen in fields that were never sown. The meadow Idavoll, in the now-destroyed Asgard, will have been spared. The sun will reappear as Sol, before being swallowed by Skoll, gave birth to a daughter as fair as she herself. This maiden daughter will pursue her mother's road in the new sky.

A few gods will survive the ordeal: Odin's brother Vili, Odin's sons Vidar and Vali, Thor's sons Modi and Magni, who will inherit their father's magic hammer Mjollnir, and Hœnir, who will hold the wand and foretell what is to come. Baldr and his brother Höðr, who dies prior to Ragnarok, will come up from Hell and dwell in Odin's former hall, Valhalla, in the heavens. Meeting at Idavoll, these gods will sit down together, discuss their hidden lore, and talk over many things that had happened, including the evil of Jörmungandr and Fenrir. In the waving grass, they will find the golden chessboards that the Æsir used to own, and gaze at them in wonder. (None of the goddesses were mentioned in various accounts of the aftermath of Ragnarok, but there are assumptions that Frigg, Freya and the other goddesses had survived.)

Two humans will also escape the destruction of the world by hiding themselves deep within Yggdrasil—some say Hodmimir's Wood— where Surt's sword cannot destroy. They will be called Lif and Lifthrasir. Emerging from their shelter, they will live on morning dew and will repopulate the human world. They will worship their new pantheon of gods, led by Baldr.

There will still be many halls to house the souls of the dead. According to the 'Prose Edda', another heaven exists south of and above Asgard, called Andlang, and a third heaven further above that, called Vidblain; and these places will offer protection while Surt's fire burns the world. According to both 'Eddas', after Ragnarok, the best place of all will be Gimli, a building fairer than the sun, roofed with gold, in the heaven. There, the gods will live at peace with themselves and each other. There will be Brimir, a hall on Okolnir ("never cold"), where plenty of good drink will be served. And there will be Sindri, an excellent hall made wholly of red gold, on Nidafjoll ("dark mountains"). The souls of the good and virtuous will live in these halls.

The 'Prose Edda' also mentions another hall called Nastrond ("corpse strand"). That place in the underworld will be as vile as it is vast: no sunlight will reach it; all its doors will face north; its walls and roof will be made of wattled snakes, with their heads facing inward, spewing so much poison that it runs in rivers in the hall. Here, oath breakers, murderers, and philanderers will wade through those rivers forever.

And, in the worst place of all, Hvergelmir, Nidhogg, also a survivor of Ragnarok, will bedevil the bodies of the dead, sucking blood from them.

After all, in this new world, wickedness and misery no longer exist and gods and men will live together in peace and harmony. The descendants of Lif and Lifthrasir will inhabit Midgard.



Thanks to wiki :)

Yahwe 15 Oct 2005 00:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dda
When Yahwe wills it so,

nah i'm just along for the ride ;)

the gin works to 'accelerate time' and thus alieviate divine boredom

JonnyBGood 15 Oct 2005 01:01

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I don't think it will. So I suppose when the universe ends.

Zero 15 Oct 2005 01:12

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When the "super-volcano" under Yellowstone National Park erupts causing 3 feet of ash to cover the worlds surface. Apparently it is already 30,000 years overdue.

JonnyBGood 15 Oct 2005 01:15

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero
When the "super-volcano" under Yellowstone National Park erupts causing 3 feet of ash to cover the worlds surface. Apparently it is already 30,000 years overdue.

It's only overdue in the sense that if black hits 12 times in a row on roulette wheel red is due to the next time.

IncubusGod 15 Oct 2005 01:15

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Judging by the cycle of things from the past, the human race is most likely to be wiped out in a mass extinction at some point.
Earthquakes, giant tsunamis, plagues, meteors, super-volcanos...doesn't really matter how if it does happen.

Perhaps the experiment that created our universe will lose it's funding and they'll switch the machine off, making us all dissapate into nothingness...

Vaio 15 Oct 2005 06:30

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The world will end when the aliens burst out of our stomachs, remember those little yakub drinks with the friendly bacteria ? The little grey bastards whose DNA are in those are not quite as friendly as they are made out to be.

The human race will be wiped out and the planet will be broken up and be sold off to the highest bidder.

Remember, you heard it here first.

roadrunner_0 15 Oct 2005 09:37

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the world will end at the heat death of the universe... however, there won't be any life on it then as our sun will have gone nova eon's before and scoured the earth of all life


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