Wanker of the Month - April Voting
 

Can ANYONE knock Doherty off his perch? Hes got strong competition so far.

Candidates so far

• Pete Doherty
• Kevin Coster
• The Labour Party (Prescott/Clarke/Hewitt)
• The FA
• The British Footballing "Press Pack"
• Peter Ebdon
• Tom Cruise
• David Cameron
• David Sullivan / David Gold
• The NME
• Patrick Kennedy
• Prince Charles
• Chris Langham and his midlife paedo crisis.

Nomination period is CLOSED.

THE RULES :

Your nomination must be for someone who is in the public eye and thus considered "Famous" or "Infamous". The nomination of internet posters, regardless of their status within the online community, will be sneered at and considered banal.

Thus , Henry Kelly for example, would be eligible. Henry "Deepflow" Bamford would not.

Poll will be now ACTIVE.

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I'd like to nominate the FA selection panel for choosing McClaren.

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tom cruise

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by the time the month is over, it's hard to remember who was a potential candidate. For example, Cherie Blair and her 8 grand hair was from early April, and now that seems insignificant next to Prescott and Clarke.

How about King Gyanendra of Nepal?

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The British footballing press, for forcing Scolari to withdraw from the selection process.

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seconded

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The FA.

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I've already said that!

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I know. I just want to highlight it again.

They are a bunch of wankers.

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David Sullivan and David Gold.

Every day they're ****ing bitter. Every day they can't seem to accept that they've been done good and proper by buying a bunch of crocks and employing a twat in a manager called Bruce who built a side to defend that couldn't score and stopped defending. They need to learn to accept that just occaisonally in football, you get beat. Bad losers, can't stand it. The reason they went down is because they were crying about it. One day we're lucky, next they had bad injuries, next day they want a relegation playoff. I want to stop hearing their crap in my paper/bbc/skysports every day, hopefully a wanker of the month nomination will get them to shut the **** up.

Cruise is a fantastic shout.

I'd like to add for the case of the press pack, by giving me nauseating coverage of rooney's foot. Gary O'Neil played for a month with a broken foot, simply didn't train, played on injections and saved us from relegation. Cry me a ****ing river.

I'd also like to nominate Peter Ebdon, for dragging out a snooker final so long, he's ****ed up my sleeping pattern this week. If there ever was a player who played pointless shots just to piss off the audience and his opponent it's him.

David Cameron. Flying out to a Glacier to tell me he gives a shit about climate change. Stop insulting my intelligence and tell me what you're going to do about it you ****ing prick instead of fannying about with some huskies.

wankers, whole bleeding lot of em.

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Seconding Ebdon in addition to my original press pack nomination re: Scolari.

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he cycles to the house of commons too (for the environmental vote), but with a private car following behind with his paperwork and a change of clothes in it :rolleyes:

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I nominate Colin Jackson.

Mainly for being a closet homo, but mostly for ****ing my uncle.

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he ****ed your uncle ?

I'll bet family gatherings are fun for you.

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David O'Leary

Turning Villa into a relegation club.

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lokken seems very bitter :)

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You watched Question Time last night too?

I think deserves a thread of its own for an explanation.

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You cant allow the media to be nominated otherwise theyd win it every single month and the competition would be pointless.

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How closet can you be when it's really really obvious?

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Second.

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well, since the entire FA and the entire British Sporting Press have been nominated, I think you can get away with nominating the entire NME

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The NME may be wankers, but 'of the month' means that they need to have done something recently. They've been continually shit for quite a while now, so I think you may need to provide an example of shitness that's new.

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In fairness, I think this was quite well answered by Will Hague on QT. I'd like to second the nomination of Ebdon (and append Dott to this) because that final was the most monumentally boring exhibition of snooker I have ever had the misfortune of watching.

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This thread is so very british - surely someone else in the world must be annoying?

Actually, i think GD might be onto something there... :D

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That most of GD is British? :confused:

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I nominate Peter Ebdon for making me fall asleep when I should have been staying up to cover defence calls. :/

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I'm waiting for the nomination of Mr Sven.

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Five Lives phone poll tonight had 84% of voters AGREEING with the decision to take Walcott.

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Referring to my post in the England squad thread, I don't mind Walcott going but not at the expense of players who we really do need there. On the other hand, I wouldn't have taken Owen Hargreaves.

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i nominate Wayne Rooneys two broken metatarsels.....in fact i nominate wayne rooney for being a posing twat and wearing useless football boots

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Prince Charles

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Late entry for Chris Langham! :o

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my hero :rolleyes:

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Svenn? oh noes, he made his crappy decisions at the start of May :(

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I was going to nominate Ste for the "ammy" thing.


But then I thought against it. I'm not a horrible person and he's not that serious about it.

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Whilst the boots of today don't exactly protect like the clodhumpers of yesterday, they're definitely an improvement in terms of control and sensory feedback. Try playing football in a proper forward's set of rugby boots for comparison.

Of course, there's also the issue that I don't think you'd turn them down if you were offered a million billion pounds to wear something almost identical to what you'd be wearing anyway.

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true, but he still deserves the nomination..if only for getting himself injured b4 a world cup

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****ing layabout scouser, no regard for others, having his foot broken like that.

seriously, what

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There's already an American version of deal or no deal. Not sure if it's called the same thing though.

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As the version which we played a few weeks ago was called "Banker's Deal" and it was in dollars, I'm going to go with that.

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For the next one, I want to nominate Naseem Hamed for this

He's gotten quite ugly too, I notice.

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he appears to have eaten all the pies does mr. hamed

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Was he ever beautiful?

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you should know by now that MM will shag anything that stays still long enough

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This months looking close so far.

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Not exactly, although he was never as overweight as he is now.

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Doherty comes out of nowhere to retake a share of the lead!