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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He said, "Like what?"

I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?"

He said, "Christian."

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist?"

He said, "Baptist!"

I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

He said, "Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!"

I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.



right, am off again now :)

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That's not a link to a pic of madi nod :mad:

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whats 1*2*3*4*5?

FIVE!

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That joke makes me cry tears of joy :) :) :)

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I've heard this joke before, it made me laugh the first time I heard it.

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Is it bad I understood and then laughed at this?

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The dinosaurs face when he says "A PARTY OF FUNCTIONS!" made me laugh more than the joke :(

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That joke makes Baby Jesus cry.

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The joke has been done much better than in that comic strip.