Man's Benefits of Getting Married
 

1. The bitch takes ownership of 50% of all your assets
2. Less sex
3. Can't f*ck around anymore.
4. The bitch moves in, uses all utilities, water, electric, etc., and not pay any utility bills come end of the month.
5. All your clothes, socks, pants, etc. get rehung and refolded because she didn't like the way you folded them.
6. You're forced to like her family members.
7. You get into cool arguments like "why is the toilet seat up?", "what are you thinking right now?", "why don't you remember where our first date was? I thought you love me!!!", "can you stop f*cking snoring at night? It's f*cking annoying.." and "so which one is the short stop?"
8. Going to a friend's house for poker is like begging for snow in Los Angeles.
9. The bitch starts gaining weight.
10. Alimony

Re: Man's Benefits of Getting Married
 

Where's the punchline?

Re: Man's Benefits of Getting Married
 

he is the punchline.
Seriously, you want respect from a partner? - try not referring to them as "bitch" all the time.

Re: Man's Benefits of Getting Married
 

He is just calling a spade a spade, be nice to him :(

Re: Man's Benefits of Getting Married
 

I look at the first post in this thread, then i summ up my last 6 months as a married man..


Then I cry.

Re: Man's Benefits of Getting Married
 

i am pretty sure that married men live longer, if that is any compensation for the decades of nagging or simply more punishment i am not sure.

Re: Man's Benefits of Getting Married
 

Thus marriage lengthens life. Oh, joyous are the wonders of the abuse of statistics.

Re: Man's Benefits of Getting Married
 

Don't worry Aryn still loves you.

Re: Man's Benefits of Getting Married
 

Well don't get married then you ****ing mongchop.

News just in: now that we don't live in the Middle Ages, there's actually very little point to marriage at all.

Re: Man's Benefits of Getting Married
 

she probably does...

but you may have missed the memo...