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this thread is mainly to the hetereosexual members of the GD community, particularly those of you whom have children. A kindly worshipper of God has compiled a list of bands who he considers to be dangerous. In what way you ask? How can simple pop songs cause myself or my loved ones long-term emotional and spiritual damage? Well you may be surprised to discover that

that's right! Pop music can homosexualise you! Don't be fooled by those bouncy melodies or those heterosexually charged sexist lyrics. All can be your downfall. 'How can one man know all this?' you may ask. Well, the founder of C.H.O.P.S. (Changing Homosexuals Into Normal People) is himself a reformed homosexual! Yes! there is a way to be saved, but as the old saying goes, prevention is better than cure. So take care and do not allow family members or other loved ones to listen to acts such as Nirvana, Jay-Z, Frank Sinatra or Metallica as they can turn a good man gay.

For those who have wandered off the straight and narrow, all is not lost. You can take comfort from one mans pullback from the brink of Hell by listening to God-Approved tunes. Do not dispair that this list is far shorter, for Gods love is much stronger than that of another man! Peace be with you my (heterosexual) Brothers and Sisters and don't forget to

Love God's Way!

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Well, they got one bit right.

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*with edits


much fun... much fun... :D

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Whew, The Beatles and Aerosmith aren't on there, I won't turn out gay.

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You'd think of all people, they'd put Michael Jackson on there.

I can see how they'd think Clay Aiken is gay, I mean he looks gay, sounds gay, and dresses gay.

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Someone should send this twat a The Spores album.

Although, I don't know, perhaps if his incredible insight into the world of sexuality has led him to the discovery that David Furnish's civil partner is "really gay" he might be onto something here.

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The site is obvious ironic, he's just trying to see how many angry emails he can get from people who are annoyed that their favourite band is on that list.

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That spells CHINP.

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Falco

Er war Superstar
Er war populär
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte Flair
Er war ein Virtuose
War ein Rockidol
Und alles rief: come and rock me Amadeus

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My dickheaded friend,

This is not quality posting. You have to reach a certain level of BAMF-ness before you can take a list and add your own personal views to the end. Thats a level 6.

You are a level 2.

You should stick with posting a random LOL after quoting another, more distinguished poster.

We will make you infamous yet.

-Qazok

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When did Qazok become queen of the internet :(

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how much exp do i need to get to lvl 3 ? maybe i can level on GD and WoW at the same time ? no ?

and i resent being called a dickhead. I am an asshole, there is a big difference.

And i post pretty much whatever i feel like. When i will need parenting on boards thom ill be sure to ask for some of your time :D

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Ok i seem to remember this from a while ago .. its not his list its one given to people from a certain US church which i can remember the name of ...

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Wasnt there a dance song of someone reading out some of the list? Got to love how Elton John is on there twice and how Evanescence is actually on the safe list.

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mylo, destroy rock and roll, completely unrelated list. cyndi lauper was on the bad list for a start.

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arsehole*

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shut up kila you faggot

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difference ?*

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Damn it, is Scissor Sisters the reason i started to swing my hips when i walk? :(

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an ass is a donkey...