Joke of the week
 

I'll put up a poll on Saturday, but I'd like to start us off with:

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

Re: Joke of the week
 

A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his bum. The doctor described his condition as stable.

Re: Joke of the week
 

A swede, and a norwegian meets at a bar. After having a few beers and some small talk the norwegian invites the swede to his home for the next day. When the swede arrives the next day, there's a note on the door: "haha, i'm not home." The swede writes below: "haha, i wasn't here."