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You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
The neighbour walks past the fence and as you watch his head over the top you think 'That would make a great headshot.......'
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' ... when you enter every building through the ventilation opening.'
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You strafe around corners so people can't take you by surprise
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'... take out your knife when you have to run for the bus ...'
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you throw empty coke cans into the bin from across the room and turn around so the 'flashbang cant blind you'
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you see soldiers on tv patrolling in Iraq (on the news) and think they're acting like noobs
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You miss the X Factor :(
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You start shouting "STOP CAMPING YOU n00b!!!" at tramps
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you can think of something about it to put in this thread
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You go to a funeral and wonder why everyone's so sad as the person will have respawned by now
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****ing Awp Noob!
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this thread makes you laugh rather than causing embarrasment and slight disgust.
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...you jump around the streets shouting about how you're going to pwn noobs.
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...you make shit threads about it.
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...you wake up and try to defuse the alarm clock.
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when a moderator of a multi-player online space-based strategy game forum closes your thread for being too geeky.
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...you walk past a stack of crates and wonder why you can't cap the ass of the whimpering n00b cowering behind it with your AWP aimbot wallhack cheats that don't seem to be working right now...
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You respond in 'RL' to a statement with "Roger that."
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...you've had it installed for longer than 5 minutes on your HDD. :p
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...you carry a kitchen knife in your hand so you can run faster.
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When you get all offendend when you find out your mobile teamspeak device actually costs money when you use it
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...you forget you're on the Counter-Terrorist side, and teamkill your Brazillian friend on the underground.
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you make a mistake in real life and use lag as an excuse.
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when your last words on earth after being shot are "omg hax"
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When you get carpal tunnel syndrome, and gaming wasn't the only stress on your wrists...
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you're suprised for ending up in jail for tk'ing in real life.
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when a mugger on the street pulls a gun on you and you start bunny hopping to dodge bullets.
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you join a terrorist organization and sadly realize that you wont wearing a blue uniform with matching ski-ski cap.
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you find a new found appreciation for real life because of it's realistic physics engine, quality lighting effects, and high definition anti-aliasing.
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you fall off of a rooftop in real life and you don't worry because it will only take a few hp.
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you pick up a rifle and realize that, holy shit, you've spent hours and days shooting rifles while playing CS and are an ace sharpshooter that many other gamers fear, but you can't hit the broadside of a car from two feet away in the real world.
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when on the application to join the special forces of your country you list hours of CS played and your CS stats as qualifications.
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Help me I can't stop. Someone ban me, quick.
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Re: You know you've played Counter Strike too much when....
...when you flashbang your wife when she tries to bring you some coffee
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... when you suddenly find yourself in a warehouse holding a pistol, and not sat in front of your PC surrounded by Mountain Dew cans as you had origanally thought ;)
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That's such a subtle reference :rolleyes: to a video which may just have been around on the internet
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